Gogglebox Australia Season 21 Episode 8
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00:00I'm just making a cappuccino, Faye.
00:03Okay, love. Do you want one?
00:05No, no.
00:06There's this guy on my social media.
00:09He's super cute.
00:10But when he talks, he talks.
00:12Talk to me. I'm here.
00:13I don't like his voice.
00:20I'm rolling through and looking at all these baby things.
00:23Yeah.
00:24All these cute little babies.
00:25Yeah.
00:26I'm thinking of cutting my hair really, really short.
00:30Huh?
00:33Every evening in Australia...
00:34You know what this is!
00:36Yes!
00:37TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:39What?
00:40It's so unhinged. It's crazy.
00:42But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:45I just will never understand this show.
00:47Hey!
00:48Why is it so dumb?
00:49Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:53Let's go! Let's go!
00:54I love this show so much!
00:56We are about to meet a whole bunch of weirdos and I cannot wait.
01:00This week we crowned a new Australian idol.
01:03So the finale is Eilish, Gisella and Marshall Hamburger.
01:08I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
01:12Love Triangle returned with a familiar face.
01:15Mike! He was on...
01:16MAPS!
01:17MAPS!
01:18MAPS!
01:19He just got back from Turkey, obviously.
01:20And the premiere of Mobland had us going...
01:23Ohhhh!
01:24Ohhhh!
01:25Ohhhh!
01:26Thinking...
01:27This is gonna be sick!
01:28And saying...
01:29Mate, that was star-studded.
01:30Top shelf TV.
01:31In Melbourne, Millie's facing a dilemma.
01:43I had a friend ask me, what are you reading at the moment?
01:45I was like, reading!
01:46I'm watching MAPS!
01:47That's...
01:48I've got no time!
01:49Yeah, same.
01:50Because Monday night on 9...
01:52After three life-changing months...
01:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:57Australia's biggest social experiment...
02:00Social explosion more than experiment.
02:02...comes to a close.
02:03Let's go MAPS, baby!
02:06Final reunion.
02:08Hello.
02:09Greetings.
02:10The judges are bringing everyone back to tell them what a bad job they did in choosing the couples.
02:15They're not in love anymore.
02:16They're not in love anymore.
02:18They're not in love anymore.
02:19So we have one successful couple out of 10.
02:22Exactly.
02:23Hang on, there's also an important update.
02:25Look!
02:26Partner swap!
02:27Oh, that's right, Jackie and Clint got together.
02:29No!
02:30Yeah.
02:31The golfer's got a birdie, finally!
02:32How does that happen?
02:33Clint invited me down to Tasmania.
02:36And that ain't a euphemism.
02:37He's actually from Tasmania.
02:39Yeah, I'm...now I'm moving in with Clint.
02:42You're moving in?!
02:43Oh my God, they're deluded and blind.
02:45Hey, I'm Clint, how are ya?
02:47Well, it has been 12 seasons of MAPS, and just when we thought...
02:52We couldn't get any worse at our jobs, we brought you lot together.
02:56And for those of you walking away single, it's probably on you.
03:00Thank God that this is over.
03:02Oh!
03:03Stop stressing for these idiots.
03:05You know what?
03:06I say this every time, but this was my favourite season of MAPS.
03:09It always makes me sad when this finishes.
03:11Well, don't get too sad, because this week Stan launched a new season of its reality dating show.
03:18Love Triangle!
03:20Oh, great.
03:21This is a freaking MAPS spin-off.
03:24Oh, it's not that similar.
03:26You see, in Love Triangle, each single is matched with two prospective partners.
03:30They pick one to date, but then all three move into a house to live together.
03:34Is it just me, or is this the same drone shots they use in MAPS?
03:39Look, this is an exciting new series with its own unique identity.
03:43Mike!
03:44He was on...
03:45MAPS!
03:46MAPS!
03:47MAPS!
03:48MAPS!
03:49MAPS season six.
03:50He just got back from Turkey, obviously.
03:51People remember me as being...
03:53A bit of a dick.
03:54I'm not your therapist.
03:55This isn't therapy.
03:57Mike sucked.
03:58And now he's back.
03:59Dating since MAPS.
04:01It's been difficult.
04:02Because everyone knows that you are an absolute tosspot.
04:06The only way for him to date now is to go on a TV show where they force people to date him.
04:11And those two people are...
04:12Melinda from Wollongong.
04:14And Melissa from Sydney.
04:16It's the M&Ms.
04:17And M's.
04:18And Mike gets down to texting.
04:19Oh, Melinda.
04:20Here we go.
04:21Well, hello there, Michael.
04:23Nice to receive your message.
04:25Nice to receive your message.
04:26What, is he talking to an AI chatbot?
04:29So what are you doing right now?
04:31Just got off the top.
04:33God, watching someone text sucks.
04:36If we were doing that, Lee, what would we be doing?
04:38One.
04:39Two.
04:40Three.
04:41So tell me, do you have any interesting hobbies?
04:43God, he's got shocking chat.
04:45This is like texting with your dad.
04:47News revolution I set myself is to squash a watermelon between my thighs.
04:52Aww.
04:53Aww.
04:54I love this chick.
04:55Next, we head to Sydney to meet another hopeful single.
04:58I'm Chloe.
04:59I'm 27.
05:00Hiya, Chloe.
05:01I identify as bisexual.
05:03Ooh.
05:04When has she been in a triangle with a guy and a girl?
05:06Well, we won't know at first because...
05:08Chloe has been given only the first initial of her matches names.
05:13Oh.
05:14It's like the voice.
05:16Turn around for whoever.
05:17You'll know straight away if it's a he or a she by the text, I reckon.
05:20Well, let's find out.
05:21Up first, it's E.
05:23Very nice to hear from you, Chloe.
05:25What do you do for work?
05:26Boring.
05:27See, for blackfellas, it's not what do you do for work, it's who's your mum.
05:31I'm a machine operator and crane driver at a steel manufacturing company.
05:35That is definitely a male.
05:36Well, let's see what B does for work.
05:39Content creator for fashion brands.
05:41It's Belinda City.
05:42Well, we're about to find out because Chloe has chosen to go on a date with B.
05:47I wouldn't be meeting someone there.
05:48In the dark.
05:49No.
05:50Surely they could pick somewhere a little bit safer.
05:52Chloe.
05:53It's a girl.
05:54Guess who's on B's name?
05:55Bec.
05:56Bec.
05:57Bec.
05:58Yeah.
05:59My middle name's Rebecca.
06:00See, I told you, it's a very common lesbian name.
06:04I'm getting what's called a stem vibe from Bec.
06:07I've never heard that before.
06:08Which is like a mix between a mask and a femme.
06:11Seeing the lesbians make up all this weird shit.
06:14Do you like feminine girls?
06:15Different from what I'm used to, I normally go for quite masculine.
06:18Uh oh.
06:19I'm obviously not masculine.
06:20You'll be right.
06:21Let's give her a Bunnings voucher.
06:23Hook, line and sinker.
06:24Time for the next date, where Mike has picked Melinda.
06:27So is Melinda the watermelon thigh chick?
06:30Hello.
06:31She's got a couple of watermelons going on.
06:33Oh, hang on.
06:34Oh, they've got an ice cream boat.
06:36Ice cream on the beach?
06:37On the sea?
06:38On the water?
06:39Looks like it.
06:40Since when?
06:41I don't know.
06:42I've never seen that before, have you?
06:43Oh, it's probably a real Sydney thing.
06:45I know that beach.
06:46Yeah, see?
06:47I reckon that's Chinaman's Beach.
06:48They don't really call it that these days, do they?
06:50You used to make love on Chinaman's Beach.
06:52Do not.
06:53Alright, too much information.
06:54There you go.
06:55Thank you so much.
06:56That's a good start.
06:58Does she watch maths?
06:59That's the key.
07:00I don't know that Melinda recognized me for maths.
07:02Dude, you're not like that famous.
07:04Brother, you're on maths.
07:06I'm just going to have to let the cat out of the bag.
07:08No, you don't.
07:09Oh, don't shut up.
07:10Do I remind you of anyone?
07:12Oh, my God.
07:13What a loser.
07:15He's asking, do you know who I am?
07:17You know who does this when we go out?
07:19Kevin.
07:20A few years ago, I did Married at First Scythe.
07:23Oh.
07:24This is so awkward.
07:25Ew.
07:26Did you watch that?
07:27Yeah, I've seen it.
07:28I haven't seen Nona though.
07:29Okay, well.
07:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:33Pop that balloon.
07:34I'm going to meet you.
07:35Sorry, they haven't finished their ice cream.
07:38And they're leaving the date.
07:40I'm going to do a bit of a maths deep dive.
07:43Oh, no.
07:45That's bad for Mike.
07:48Oh, I didn't need another trash dating show in my life.
07:52But at least you don't have to learn new names.
07:54I'm invested only because I want to see Mike's downfall.
07:57I didn't mind that.
07:58I thought, like, you know, it was...
07:59I don't know where they got the triangle from, but...
08:02Oh, my God.
08:03Are you dumb?
08:15Did you know that the colour of your lips
08:17meant to be the same colour as your nibs?
08:22Welcome to the project.
08:23Hopefully it's a good news story.
08:24Top Gun and Batman star Val Kilmer has passed away aged 65.
08:29Oh, no.
08:30Oh, Val Kilmer died.
08:32He was one of Hollywood's biggest stars back in the day.
08:35Val lives behind daughter Mercedes and son Jack.
08:38He had throat cancer and he got pneumonia and died of pneumonia.
08:41My mum is going to be devoured.
08:44Oh.
08:45Tonight the world remembers a Hollywood legend.
08:47Is Val Kilmer famous enough to have a project segment dedicated to him?
08:52Bro, he was Batman.
08:53Bruce Wayne.
08:55I reckon he was the sexiest Batman out of all of them.
08:58Mmm.
08:59Oh, do you remember him in Heat?
09:02Wow, I love that movie.
09:03He was in, like, The Doors in Morrison.
09:05I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.
09:08Willow!
09:09I don't think I've ever seen it.
09:11You are great.
09:12My goodness.
09:13He's been in so many movies.
09:15Bro, he's big.
09:16Val Kilmer's big, man.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Fair enough.
09:19So many incredible movies.
09:20Name your favourite Val Kilmer movie.
09:22One, two, three.
09:23Top Gun.
09:24He was Iceman in Top Gun.
09:25I think the whole volleyball scene in Top Gun really got her going.
09:30Such a spunk.
09:31This is how I remember him in Top Gun.
09:33Top Gun was really what launched him into the stratosphere, right?
09:36He didn't even want to audition for the role.
09:38His agent forced him to.
09:40Wow.
09:41Imagine not wanting to do Top Gun and not realising that it would kickstart your whole career.
09:45The intensity that he had, I mean, he had fewer than 100 words of dialogue.
09:48Really?
09:49I thought he was in it a lot.
09:50And then he's, like, considered to be, like, a main part of the movie.
09:53Yeah.
09:54And then he says at the end, he's like...
09:55You can be my wingman any time.
09:57And then Maverick's like...
09:58Bullshit.
09:59You can be mine.
10:00See, they don't make films like that anymore.
10:02Don't they?
10:03No.
10:04They made Maverick in 2022.
10:05Yeah.
10:06It was, like, 18 months ago.
10:07One last thing.
10:08He was already sick in that movie.
10:10That's right.
10:11He couldn't really talk towards the end.
10:13Because he was so poorly, he could barely say words because of the throat cancer.
10:18Oh, how sad.
10:19Who's the better pilot?
10:20You or me?
10:21I reckon, in a movie, that was one of the last lines he said.
10:26It was a courageous effort.
10:27Actually, that's a beautiful gift that he's left with us all.
10:30Yeah.
10:31That he did that.
10:32We all surprise the end.
10:34Oh, R.I.P.
10:35They'll kill Ma.
10:36What a legend.
10:37My mum is going to be dev-o'd.
10:40I've got to give her a call, actually.
10:43She'll be...
10:44Honestly, she'll be proper dev-o'd.
10:46So I took Sarah out to a really nice restaurant the other night.
10:59Wait, wait.
11:00She's Sarah.
11:01Your wife says.
11:02You're Sarah.
11:03Why does she get to be Sarah and mine says?
11:05Because she was already Sarah.
11:07We can't change, backdate it.
11:08You seem like...
11:09Get it off your chest.
11:10What else?
11:11Yeah, maybe just don't marry a Sarah next time.
11:13You're already looking at a house down the street to move into.
11:15You've married a Sarah.
11:16What else do you want from me?
11:17You're going to call your first son Malik?
11:19I was considering it.
11:21Finally, this week on 7.
11:23Woo!
11:24It's Australian Idol finals!
11:26Hooray!
11:27Do you call it a finale or the final?
11:30Finale.
11:31Why?
11:32Showbiz.
11:33Alright, let's put this shit on so we can finish it.
11:34Welcome to the Live Idol grand finale.
11:37What the hell's she wearing?
11:38She's coming out foil.
11:39You couldn't put her in the microwave.
11:40She would light on fire.
11:42I was going to say she looked a little bit like a roll-up.
11:44Or like an oil slick.
11:46From around Australia, thousands auditioned, but only three remain.
11:51So the finale is Eilish.
11:53Eilish is my favourite.
11:54Gisella.
11:55For 6-3 she's got a great voice.
11:56And Marshall Hamburger.
11:58I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
12:02Well, our first grand finalist to take to the stage.
12:06Gisella!
12:07Yes!
12:08Alright, come on Gisella.
12:09Gisella.
12:10What a feeling.
12:11Can you feel it?
12:12Can you feel it?
12:13Pictures come alive.
12:15She's got such a strong voice for her age.
12:18Through your love.
12:21Gisella is fantastic.
12:23She's only 16 with this much talent.
12:25She's going places, buddy.
12:26She should represent Australia in Eurovision.
12:28Wow!
12:29Oh my god!
12:30She's fantastic.
12:31Before you know it, she's going to sing Christmas carols at Carols by Candlelight.
12:35Did you enjoy that?
12:36No, sorry.
12:37I didn't like that.
12:38Thank you so much.
12:39Gisella's going to win.
12:40She is our Celine Dion.
12:41Oh, shut up and get on to the next song.
12:42Righto.
12:43Let's see what...
12:44Eilish!
12:45Eilish!
12:46Eilish!
12:47Eilish!
12:48Eilish!
12:49Eilish!
12:50Eilish!
12:51Woo!
12:52Do you reckon she's going to win?
12:53Yeah.
12:54No.
12:55No.
12:56Well, wait a sec, because we've still got this guy.
12:57Now my favourite.
12:58This is Marshall Hamburger.
12:59Hamburger!
13:00Could you imagine if Australia's biggest pop star's name was Marshall Hamburger?
13:05do you reckon she's gonna win yeah no no well wait a sec because we've still got this guy now
13:14my favorite this is Marshall hamburger could you imagine if Australia's biggest pop stars
13:22name was Marshall hamburger is his last name actually hamburger I'd love that his dad must
13:33be German yeah maybe you get the whole package with this guy but wouldn't he be called Marshall
13:40Frankfurt no give it up for the bird because they're from German the Frankfurt and there's
14:00also hamburger the suburb right oh let's just see who makes it to the top two hamburger I think I'm
14:07she's indefinitely fingers crossed for Gisella I mean like they're all great but I just don't really
14:12care Eilish so she's made a fruit and the second person through is I think it's gonna be Gisella
14:23Gisella Gisella Gisella Gisella Gisella it's gotta be Gisella right Marshall oh my god oh what gonna put my
14:35money on Gisella to be honest well you can't because she's gone oh well you look shocked I'm
14:43shocked I'm shocked I'm shocked as well so with the top two being Eilish and Burger Boy I'll tell
14:48you what I wouldn't mind a hamburger I wouldn't be able to eat it all but it's time for a warble off
14:53he's in agony it's probably sitting on his left testicle Marshall for the win oh Gisella sits on
15:08both of them and she's not there okay well let's just find out who won come on Marshall bring it home
15:14for Queensland who's your favorite singer Leon the winner is of Australian Idol is 2025 is drumroll
15:25sorry but I haven't watched this for weeks for it not to be Gisella we're done here
15:29Marshall Hamlet it's freaking Marshall the burger with the lot that's bullshit thank you Australia
15:38don't thank me I didn't vote for you it looks like someone's memorial well they're dressed for a funeral
15:43look at them yours would be like this Jared confetti going everywhere big party I'll have a guest list
15:48a random cowboy and someone in an ugly dress good night Australia what we're gonna do now that's
15:55over with Lee have a lot
16:13I can't meditate no too much head noise oh yeah I close my eyes and people start doing back flips
16:19like right now I've got a little stick man like back flipping and I keep saying stop that's what
16:23I'm saying right now in my head too on Wednesday we checked out pilot week on the ABC where we
16:30discovered this new high school comedy Irvi went to an all-girls school hey I went to an all-girls
16:36school oh so did I sis I'm co-ed you actually surprised me that you went to a co-ed school why
16:41because you didn't figure out how to talk to girls until you were 37 the show is set in 2010 and follows
16:47year 11 student Irvi and younger sister Maya you look like the girl in the back is this your story of high
16:53school my eldest is falling behind in mathematics we told you that too please bless her studies so
17:01she doesn't fail or worse becomes a struggling artist I remember mom and dad wanted me to be a
17:08physio you crushed mom's dreams you became a dancer and a teacher she thinks she's gonna be the next
17:15Nicole Kidman it's not impossible it is impossible I forbid you from acting
17:21Irvi's sister Maya however is acing school being moved up a grade you know what that actually looks
17:30like our uniform this is really take me back I'm not gonna lie yeah you're such a little noob honestly
17:34this year I'm not helping you anymore you're on your own this was not like my high school experience
17:38I would not have been caught dead within like five meters of my sister that's rude who can I hang
17:43out with literally anyone in the quad Maya take your pick that group over there holding the basketball
17:48that's a basketball group what group you in I was with the nerds I was in the what group I was in
17:53an all-lebanese group because your whole school was all Lebanese that group is toilet block because
17:58they always sit near the toilet blocks there was mole patrols oh yeah I forgot about the mole patrols
18:03you got your bookworms you got your popular girls oh I think that one must have been the popular girls
18:07after what they do on that banana who are they that is spicy mayo spicy mayo you know why they're spicy
18:14mayo why you can only be their bestie if you're mixed race and hot oh what I could never be in
18:19with them because I'm allergic to egg ow pervy ervy so these are like the mean girls this is me at
18:25work with my current team ervy's 2010 goals does that say break hymen break hymen what's a hymen no
18:32it's the thing that was that that's hot Ryan the hottest year 12 at grogan boys high hot Ryan I think
18:38we all went to school with a hot Ryan he's literally famous he's not hot anymore no he's not he's got a big
18:43gut on him and he doesn't do anything like Kevin or well let's meet this heartthrob as hot Ryan
18:50has been cast as the lead in this year's musical with the boys school oh that's hot Ryan the old
19:01flick of Niagara I remember that also hot Ryan looks like he's in his 30s you can't tell me he looks like
19:07a high school student none of them do and hot Ryan's starring role spurs ervy into defying her dad
19:14and signing up for the musical her dad finds out she's there mate she in big trouble and she's not
19:19the only one taking chances as in a bid to join spicy mayo Maya has told them I actually am adopted what
19:26half Japanese half Indian arigato are you cereal you're jindian a jindian I didn't even know that
19:34was a thing I've got cousins who are wog originese what are you doing in fifth period she's joining
19:39spicy mayo just hanging out with the bad crew that's not cool man especially as spicy mayo are keen to find
19:46someone to torment this year from the school musical auditions okay I did not do this my very
19:56first musical was the hunchback of Nostradam and you rung the bell when I like Quasimodo like trying
20:00to ring the bell the only thing more embarrassing than being in a musical is auditioning for a
20:07musical shut up no it's not which fugly freakazoid's life are we gonna ruin this year Maya are you spying
20:12on me oh isn't that lovely now legends as the guest director I need to get to know you so write
20:20down something about yourselves that I might not know and hand the paper to me oh not her diary I
20:26have an idea oh she's gonna expose her for having a crush on hot Ryan camera lights action baby this
20:35year Irvi's goals are to have hot Ryan break my hymen oh no what's a hymen somebody explain to him
20:45I'm not explaining that you know what I can't change who I am I can't change what I love
20:52man high school's tough listen judges always love a sob story she's in what you said on stage I really
21:02felt that maybe she did get the part she's getting the lead not quite strumpet number seven
21:07yeah baby strumpet number seven anything number seven isn't great so true yes oh she's stoked that
21:15was like bestie when she got into the cricket team in school yes and you played shit
21:22I actually loved that it was cheesy but funny I mean once you got past the fact that they were fully
21:27grown adults playing high school students not too bad you could have got a role in that show
21:32oh teenager number three
21:48can I be the first one to say ew ew since when did you say ew finally hit the stage where his parents
21:58having a kiss is disgusting another kiss welcome to the club brother prime time on sbs is a show all
22:06about transport infrastructure sydney is on a mission sydney has the worst infrastructure
22:14i've ever seen in my life congested roads roads are just useless traffic congestion the traffic is
22:20disgusting well there's some good things about sydney the harbour bridge there's too much water around and
22:26beautiful beaches bondi beach stinks all right we get it you're from melbourne but sydney has tried
22:33to fix those problems with a massive infrastructure project by building a new state-of-the-art metro system
22:40yes sick geez this is exciting i'm sold i love rail sydney's super tunnel love it wow isn't that what you
22:51were you were when you went down to mardi gras a super tunnel been known by many names the new city
22:56line will dive 40 meters under the surface of sydney harbour a tunnel's underwater for the first time
23:03in australia a specialized type of tunnel boring machine boring is right don't you ever wonder how
23:09things are made no or tbm is being used we now have a tv show about digging a hole love it dale kerrigan
23:17would be so pumped with this yeah called a slurry machine what a slurry machine that sounds like
23:22something i've been called a few times don't call her that bore through the mud and sediment 40 meters
23:28under the surface oh who cares just enjoy technology and the advancement of humanity no you should
23:37have been an engineer kevin i can't spell engineer it's a big puzzle and very challenging the show
23:43explores the technical challenges engineers have when digging a hole such as um the way they're
23:49digging there's going to be so many tunnels that is there any earth anymore don't worry they won't
23:54dig up the whole earth my god they're going to create a black hole a black hole from a train track
24:00just relax they're actually worried about moving the big drill machine around whoa some tricky but
24:07necessary maneuvers needed to be performed okay we have five hours now the road is closed need to
24:13get the tbm across the road see this is what annoys me detour road closed we're carefully transported
24:20across a busy road that you walk past road works there's 20 dudes doing nothing nothing just standing
24:27there wait till you see inside with the station box ready just in time look but they're not doing
24:32anything a large crowd has gathered guys got his phone out they're waiting for the slurry machine
24:38how beautiful is she who's she we're referring to the machine as a she because she's beautiful
24:44what's her name something the slurry no don't say sarah it's been named kathleen called her kathleen
24:53oh the machine does have a name yeah kathleen why isn't it a bloke's name it's a very big thing are
24:58they saying most kathleen's are fat kathleen finally broke through underground oh here we go
25:03big bertha here she comes oh it's a oh it's it it's a kathleen sick look at that whoa how amazing is
25:16that do you know who loves this show blokes that's cool as do you know who doesn't love this show me
25:22kathleen isn't the only slurry tbm wendy wendy is kathleen or matt lee probably tbm
25:28wendy come on wendy burst through into the light
25:35sick wow there's a lot of nerds out there love this dude i love this i'm loving this love it
25:41okay you you just hop on the train and you go and you're gone yep i don't care you've got to see
25:45okay how did they make this okay and this is how you see him with the big draw thing i don't care how
25:50the trunk us put the train there and i get on it central station the team face an almost impossible
25:56challenge building the new metro line underneath the existing station they've got to build a train
26:02station under a train station that's right while central is still active so it's now very important
26:08to move quickly james has been allowed a 48 hour possession oh look but they're not doing anything
26:14they've got 48 hours they're doing shit with so much to play for they're racing time one dude working
26:22they're making sure everything's safe the narrow work areas only allow one operation at a time i gotta
26:28get off this i'm just yeah you got tunnel vision you got tunnel vision the ballast trucks dump the last
26:35load and the tamping machine settles the ballast tampon machine a tampon machine really what's going on
26:43that maybe to um sweep up all the oil i don't know and that's what you call a big weekend
26:50that was unreal that was one of the coolest shows i've seen i'd like it if i couldn't sleep
26:56and i'd put it on because i'd be out like a lie have you been on the metro yet no it hasn't opened it
27:02has opened the road no it's not open people are catching it every day bro yeah but not the ones i want to
27:08jump on stand stand it it hasn't arrived at bankstown so it doesn't exist yet
27:28have i ever told you that i went to guy sebastian's concert at the palais theater in uh
27:34st kilda never i'm going to the palais tomorrow night who you see the angels yeah bogan am i ever
27:41going to see your face again no way what if we told you there was a treasure chest somewhere in
27:48the mountains north of santa feck wait what treasure no way yes way because this week we dived into a
27:54new doco series that charts a real-life treasure hunt in the u.s golden green the hunt for finn's
28:02treasure so it's a modern day treasure hunt yeah but it's now a netflix stocker which means something
28:06bad has happened let's not get ahead of ourselves and find out about the fellow who buried the
28:11treasure forest fenn who's forest fenn a millionaire art dealer who wrote a memoir okay he said nobody's
28:19going to want to read this book about me so i put something in there that will make people buy it
28:24what's that well forest had buried a treasure chest with three million dollars worth of jewels in the
28:29rocky mountains three million dollars in jewels wow where's the treasure in my book there's a poem
28:36a poem and there are nine clues in the poem clues hidden in a poem and anyone can go and find it first
28:41one to it can have it oh wow so people need to buy the book to find the treasure that is the smartest
28:47viral marketing ever the book took off the treasure hunters took off can you imagine the type of people
28:55that are going for this let's meet some of them shall we grew up in trailer park never seen nothing
29:01really we're rednecks i believe that they're not stupid rednecks yeah they're rednecks not dumb
29:08hard to believe they read the poem to me surprised they could read the poem turns out they could and
29:14inspired by the clues they hit the road we're coming mr finn we are coming would you go on the
29:19hunt yes oh heck yes i will do it no chance imagine you're out there looking for treasure and you run
29:26into the three hearse boys you think that's it i'm being murdered all right let's see in which remote
29:32part of the us these treasure hunters end up by following the poem's first clue begin it where warm
29:38waters halt and take it in the canyon down what where's that warm water stop i don't know like a
29:44spring like a natural warm spring a river system it could be where people like piss a lot so maybe a
29:49public toilet chat i highly doubt it's a public toilet in the mountains okay let's see if other
29:56hunters have better ideas is my um voice still okay cynthia meacham crazy treasure hunter the first clue to
30:03the poem was begin it where warm waters halt so i always started with a hot spring clever hello i
30:10told you a hot spring it wasn't too much longer that i discovered san antonio hot springs on the map
30:17you don't have to touch it we know it's hot it's got steam oh but the hearsts have other thoughts on
30:22how to crack the code here we go genius is back on the case how else can i nail this down and then
30:28that's when i found out about the synonyms oh wow maybe he is smarter than we thought
30:32where equals lower what what in what language does it equal that so they're synonyms how
30:40mate he's still learning what a synonym is give the guy a break you see what i'm saying no i'm
30:44positive we were on the right track wait so the boys think they're in wyoming she thinks it's in
30:48new mexico they're literally searching in two different states i love how they all interpretate
30:54the poem and clues very differently i love that you used interpretate that's not a word it's not
31:00so let's see how another treasure hunter justin posey is tackling how to find the boozy most dogs
31:06can detect different precious metals six plus feet down wow i could train tucker a dog that can sniff
31:14out gold that's smart you don't do anything cool so now that we have the secret weapon the next question
31:20was where's the gold okay so we've all started in different spots someone's gotta be wrong yeah but
31:26we've got a guy using a dog to sniff out gold the other guys are turning the word where into lower
31:31the third clue was not too far but too far to walk guess what oh this is going to be good it's a
31:36marathon what marathon too far to walk you know you gotta run what i love listening to their reasoning
31:43any smarter people have some theories yeah do you know do you know you know who's busy do you want
31:49to know who who is biggest wow look at that are you got no chance finding this okay maybe another clue
31:58will help okay from here it's no place for the meek what's that mean it's like you gotta be brave
32:03what's that animal up there is that a bear oh it's a bear this is how people die the treasure hunter who
32:11disappeared several months ago has been found dead oh god someone died looking for it i told you
32:16you can't just be walking around in the middle of nowhere in america people started questioning
32:20first why don't you call off the hunt now that it was a matter of life and death why should he stop
32:24the treasure hunt because someone lost his life these are grown adults with fully developed brains doing
32:29this are you sure but despite the fatality even more people joined the hunt 300 000 treasure hunters what
32:37it went crazy oh i just crashed oh this is insane i was not stopping until i found the treasure
32:45whoa i am guessing that the three boys living in the trailer park didn't win the three million bucks
32:51are you serious we want to know who won two episodes to go let's go i'm not waiting for another show
32:57i want to look it up i want to look it up don't you look it up we're going to watch another episode now
33:07oh big boy i'm coming in oh yeah oh yeah yeah push hard oh there it is what did you do to it anyway
33:27well you know i signed up to the gym at the start of the year yep i finally went and i cooked my back
33:31oh no what the hell i don't know it was a gun you're making it worse is that what i think it is
33:43lucky an animal show has come on oh yum it's not that kind of animal show this is set in a zoo
33:50i wonder how many animals in the zoo i've eaten all right settle down everyone's excited secrets of the
33:56zoo secrets of the zoo secrets of the zoo yes that's what the show's called and the zoo revealing
34:03its secrets to us is in columbus in america ostriches will be ostriches ostrich steaks are delicious
34:10enough war is our middle-aged male ostrich today he's getting his annual shots he's getting a what
34:16shot his annual shot he said an anal shot there's no one he's looking nervous he's going to kick and fight
34:22and it's going to get nasty i want this to kick off dad good boy all right you're going to try to lift
34:29this up oh no oh no wow no she's stuck herself with the needle i see priscilla goes down my goal is to
34:41make sure she's okay new needle new needle these guys look like they read instructions on how to give
34:48an ostrich vaccine on t-moon hopefully they'll have better luck with this rhinosaurus a truly majestic
34:55creature that oh my gosh that was a rhino fart i've honestly never heard one that loud oh my gosh
35:04we've had some suspicions lately that sonja could be pregnant surely they would know if she's pregnant
35:09or not surely they knew that when they were going for the whole zoo would have heard her open he wants
35:14to check if she's pregnant that's a wrong end does he know that he's supposed to be a vet i'm having
35:17dr priscilla come down to do an ultrasound if she's pregnant who's the dad hopefully it's another
35:22rhino oh geez hope the ultrasound doesn't come back looking like one of the zoo keepers and she's
35:27going out to pasture next week right wait they're putting her down no they're putting her in a literal
35:32pasture she's going to be going out to pasture this morning taking that the pasta taking that to where
35:37keith pasture pasture yeah not pasta p-a-s-t-u-r-a they might be going to give pasta might be she
35:44might be hungry all right next animal hey guys i love the ghosts they're my favorite animal the goat
35:52that's the one oh my god this is a petting zoo we're at a fate we quickly get through examining
35:57the rest of the goats if you went to a zoo and you saw a goat all right mate that's
36:01shit you're a little bit too snobby for the zoo kiko is a sweet goat she's one of my favorites i'm
36:07convinced go to lebanese why they look like they've come from like the middle east originally oh we do
36:16have a few that are a little feisty oh my god no go to a first domesticated in the fertile crescent
36:23region in the middle east you're like fourth cousins probably yeah
36:28today we're taking kiko our 12 year old goat in for another ct scan we're doing a ct scan on a goat
36:37i don't know if anything that goes in a shoe gets a ct scan so her heart rate just picked up a lot
36:42i can't get this sort of medical service four mils propofol takes me two days to get into the gp
36:47all cleared another three weeks to get in with the specialist we should have been goats we finish
36:51up the ct and kiko's doing great animals look so sad when they're knocked out i hope this is nothing
36:56serious her transporting a goat from the hospital down back down to the barn oh he's okay katie
37:02she's down on her side okay she okay oh she being cardiac arrest at this point no no no no no no
37:11oh my god lower the table kiko kiko get oxygen flow by while we're pull that up
37:19oh stop for a second do we have any heartbeat nothing come on no guys we're done we're done oh my god
37:37oh what's happened she did us we're like almost back to the barn she just let out one vocalization
37:45and collapsed oh they care so much
37:48see it's more than a job to them
38:06rest in peace my friend it can happen in that quick of a moment and
38:12i suppose it'd be bad to say you know now
38:20to be put on a souffle no don't no
38:25i like that sure i love nature docos i'm so sad we lost the goat we went to like um
38:32a petting zoo and they have goats there it's behind a fence because like they just ram into the kids and
38:38the mallet got knocked over really those are assholes they ran me i told you that everybody's
38:56so
39:06are you a 12 year old kid at recess
39:10why
39:11this week paramount plus debuted a new english crime drama we're here to find a solution
39:18why don't we have to find a way forward oh this is tom hardy i appreciate the relationship between
39:22the doe hands and the lazarus guys back more than three decades god the gays go mad for him
39:29really they sure do and in this show tom hardy plays harry de souza a fixer trying to broker peace
39:36between two rival gangs when tom hardy's in it you know it's going to be good when tom hardy's in it
39:41you know you're going to need subtitles i'm a body language expert here and i reckon these two don't
39:48love each other hold that thought why are we holding a thought because harry needs orders from
39:52conrad harrigan let's call him the godfather that's the big boss
40:00where are we hey pierce brosnan james bond 007 mama mia it's always the same in any orchard you plant the
40:08trees the trees grow tall then sooner or later the apples start to rot and that harry my son is pruning
40:16time i feel like all these mob bosses have such beautiful metaphors right change your plan
40:24mother yep he pruned them it's no mama mia is it
40:33oh helen mirren's in it too oh my god that's british acting royalty why is she a big actress
40:38is she a big actress i can't i can't even i can't even with this guy richie directs it my favorite
40:46director in the world lock stock and two smoking barrels this is gonna be sick the real story revolves
40:52around the taxi got these lads on a night out eddie and tommy are the heirs of two rival crime families
41:00so they really shouldn't be hanging out oh it's kind of like romeo and juliet
41:03hmm more like romeo and romeo no come on
41:09what's up mate oh you know like this is never gonna end well
41:18that didn't
41:20jesus eddie holy shit bit of a psycho
41:26gotta get out of there quick
41:27oh my god it's always some rich spoiled brat that causes all the problems always
41:36tommy where'd you get off to here all right don't shit yourself he lodged it put his hand in his back
41:41pocket of course he was gonna get some oh my god this guy's gonna get them all arrested it may be
41:46worse than that because the next morning eddie's dad gets a phone call from rival mob boss richie
41:52stevenson richie well tommy was out with you already last night and he hasn't come home oh
41:58shit the two sons from the rival mob bosses were out together and now one hasn't come home so what's
42:04eddie done with tommy if my tommy ain't home by today i'm coming up here with you love and i'm gonna
42:10start with you oh it's always the kids causing trouble yeah and guess whose job it is to fix it
42:16all right just as harry finishes one problem he's got a whole nother problem wake up eddie
42:24it's harry what have you done eddie all right you get one go at this yeah tell me the truth
42:29were you with tommy stevenson last night
42:33no obviously not hawky is acting like a spoiled brat make sure that eddie does not leave that house
42:39all right eddie's killed tommy for sure well he was on a bit of a stabbing spree last night
42:44this little prick he's just kicked it all off to prevent an all-out mob war harry meets with
42:50tommy's dad here he is oh that's the big boss man to either calm him down or take him out
42:56oh the old sniper with a silencer through the hole in the van the last time i saw a hole in a van
43:02different sort of van i think different sort of hole where's eddie i need to see eddie harrick and i need
43:07to hear from his own mouth face to face whether he was with my boy last night come on richie you know
43:12that you can't just summon the governor's grandson like that i say give up eddie and save the war yeah
43:19but the mob boss is not going to give up his own son so harry calls godfather conrad for orders
43:26yeah eddie's lying if tommy's gone there's going to be a war we can do richie now it's your call
43:33oh here they come he's making his way to the car now what's he gonna do what's he gonna do where
43:42is he now there's helen miram how's she feeling the picture probably he's his wife and he's got
43:47richie stevens in the crosshairs it's about 10 seconds from getting in this vehicle nine eight
43:53we're gonna do this we better get a move on six about three seconds conrad stick stick stick
44:08what does that mean don't shoot oh wow wrong place wrong time helen mirran's the boss i reckon
44:16she's the real mastermind and don't you want to be there when richie gets done
44:20oh she didn't want her husband to miss out on the drama that is a good wife and i do
44:28she's gangster she's gangster i'm telling you
44:34mate mate that was star-studded top shelf tv
44:50so my wife was cutting my hair last night and there's one thing you don't want to hear when
44:56she's cutting your hair she's chopping away at the back and she goes oh oh ah it's okay
45:01you wear a hat a lot anyway i don't know what she did back there but it was an uh-oh oh jesus
45:07this week we watched a netflix documentary about
45:10ned brockman oh yeah i've heard about this guy the man with a mullet on a mission who ran from perth
45:20to bondi run i don't know a lot about ned brockman in his story when i came to sydney i saw the amount
45:27of homeless people on the street he would tell me okay i know exactly what i want to do i'm going to
45:32raise some money for homelessness a bogan with a heart get it done ned brockman let's go he said to me
45:37i'm going to run across australia jesus i wouldn't drive across australia let alone run it google
45:43would have just been gone are you sure four thousand kilometers one million dollars going
45:50towards charity so a hundred kilometers an ultra marathon a day people think i know all about
45:56everything when it comes to running i've got no idea so he had no idea who he was going to do
46:00he just thought i'll just start to run day one it's nice out here i love his energy everything
46:06was just like where i was meant to be look at that mullet bounce love the mullet it's pretty iconic is
46:12there someone with him they reckon don't let your friends or your family crew you i essentially picked
46:18my mum my dad he chose his mum to be his support person we were green so green nobody had worked out
46:24the elevation he said to me i thought australia was flat oh i love him i thought australia was flat
46:34i love this guy man he could be the most aussie guy who's ever aussied the average aussie fell in
46:40love gradually as ned went across the country got some cashew in red go donate if you haven't donated
46:46please go follow the link i'll put one up here word spread are you going to follow this guy
46:51but as the donations grew ned's body started to fail he's limping though the toll this would have
46:57taken on his body the first injury was the knees he had a pretty severe achilles tendinopathy as well
47:04my god bilateral hips tearing one of his gluteal tendons oh can you imagine it would have been
47:09quicker to go through the injuries he didn't have he's had a really sore toe and the maggots ate the
47:14infection oh what is he dead in that moment i remember just being like how do we get through
47:20this he's just in agony i cannot sleep i roll the toxin turn and i'm in so much pain
47:28he's breaking down oh imagine mum listening to this i want to run 100 j mum the body right now is not
47:35letting me oh can you just quit at this point no he's only got plan a if you just get out to the next
47:42day get to the pink line and take another step surely surely it'll hold on he's got more than
47:51one screw loose oh if you grabbed him and shook him he'd sound like a toolbox
47:58now he's starting to get some serious followers by the time he hit victoria it was like it was
48:02national full viral and then it spread to jimmy barnes you might be part madman but you're an
48:09but you're an absolute major barnesie catch a plane back elban easy got in on it you're doing
48:14this that commends my respect artesanya that's his hero that would have given him such a boost
48:20that's where there was the honking and the people pulling over and the signs on the road see that's
48:25the thing as the run went on more people started to follow his story i remember following this on
48:30social media every day you'd wake up and look at where ned was today the final stretch from campbell
48:36town to bondi beach we're coming home baby the 23 year old sparky receiving a rockstar reception
48:44mate this is not new year's day at bondi this is not your regular bondi australia day this is
48:49ned brockman turning up it was just incredible to see the crowd engulfed behind him i do remember
48:55seeing this on the news i was going to fly to sydney just to go there were you i got so wrapped up in it
48:59yeah it took 47 days and nearly 4 000 kilometers but ned brockman has completed his epic cross
49:06country run what a freaking legend whatever money he raised he's deserved it how much to raise 2.6
49:17man 2.6 oh good on him well done then at the end of the day how could you be more proud what a moment
49:25i'm all goosed up man it's just like what an achievement god is my witness told you i was
49:31stacking get riches wow that was an awesome show yeah that's so inspiring i want to go do something
49:37for people right now i want to i want to do something what are you gonna do to help me i'll
49:42buy your ticket to turkey to get a hair transplant that's rude but i'll still take it