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00:00Minus 172 for the Bruins tonight.
00:02Five and a half.
00:03Both teams suck.
00:05Yeah, the Bruins will win the game.
00:07I wouldn't bet on this if I was held captive.
00:11The Red Wings are in sunrise against the Panthers tonight.
00:15Heavy lumber here.
00:16Minus 210 for Florida.
00:18Five and a half.
00:19I'll lay the goal and a half at plus 122 with the Panthers.
00:24They have to win in some capacity.
00:26Don't they have to win some game that they play at home?
00:30Well, look, there's also, well, they also, you know,
00:33maybe they want to have home ice against Tampa in the first round.
00:37So, yes, there's still reasons to want to go and win.
00:40Columbus tonight at home, minus a buck 40 against Buffalo.
00:44Six and a half.
00:45I'm on the sports jackets here.
00:47I think the Sabres, as you know, I won with them the other night.
00:50They win at home.
00:51They don't win on their own.
00:53Carolina is in D.C. against the Caps this evening.
00:58Carolina road favorite, minus a buck 52, plus 126 for the Caps and a five and a half.
01:03Yeah, there's no way I'm not betting on the Capitals.
01:06At the Capital One with your boy Ovi and company, they're flat out better than the Canes.
01:10I cannot believe this price at a buck 35.
01:15The Islanders and the Rangers getting together at the horse track tonight.
01:19I guess if there's one thing the Islanders can take out at the end of their season,
01:22it's officially eliminating their crosstown rival this evening and their favorite.
01:28Yeah, I think there's a real huge, like, bloodletting coming at the Garden.
01:34I think Pete's out.
01:35I think their season's out.
01:37They were horrible at home at the Garden.
01:40Last year, they won 30 games at home.
01:41It was embarrassing this year.
01:43And I think the Islanders will beat them at the horse track.
01:45I love Patrick Waugh.
01:47Do not fire Patrick Waugh.
01:49Get rid of that old geezer GM of yours.
01:53I wish.
01:54The Jets and the Stars, they could see each other in a couple of weeks.
01:58Stars minus 125 at home.
02:02I think the Jets are better than the Stars.
02:04I'm going to take them in Dallas for the upset.
02:06The Canucks are in Colorado against the Avalanche tonight.
02:12Minus two Bills now for Colorado, plus $1.80 for the Canucks at a 5.5.
02:17I'll lay the goal and a half with the Avs at home against the Canucks.
02:20I know Gabe was talking about the greatest comeback in history.
02:25Their season's over.
02:25I don't care how many comebacks they have.
02:27They're going to get beat tonight.
02:30Nashville is in Utah against the Predators this evening.
02:33Utah minus $1.90 and a 5.5.
02:36Another game I wouldn't pay to see or bet on based on they're both ass and the Utah Hockey
02:45Club's been eliminated.
02:46But if I were to bet it, I'd bet the over six because it'll be a trash game with a bunch
02:52of goals that don't matter.
02:55Rory chips it into the water on 15 as he was going.
02:58He puts it over the green and it goes all the way down the hill into the water.
03:03I don't think he's getting a 7-under now.
03:06Rory in the drink.
03:07Let's go, baby.
03:09You can't be cheering against our guy from Northern Ireland.
03:12And then, you know, but you're going to get your money anyway.
03:14Then you cheer against the Northern Islander.
03:16I mean, this is the problem.
03:16Let me tell you something.
03:18Until this guy's in the clubhouse, I'm rooting for him to do bad.
03:21I want that Justin Rose ticket in my pocket.
03:23An hour ago, you were going to bet on him to win the first round leader.
03:26Like, do you need to have a drink?
03:28You gotta hedge sometimes a little.
03:29It's over.
03:29You gotta hedge a little bit.
03:31Minus 280 for the Knights tonight against the Kraken.
03:35I mean, this is going to be like sex on a stick.
03:38Like beef on a stick at the Chinese place.
03:41I love those things.
03:42Steak on a stick.
03:43Give me the Vegas Knights on the punt line.
03:46Lay it at minus 105.
03:49They'll spank the Kraken.
03:50The Kraken are mailing it in.
03:51And finally, the Freeway Series in LA.
03:55The Ducks and the Kings tonight at the Crypto.
03:58Minus 350 for the Kings.
04:01Jeez.
04:02I'll do two bets here.
04:04Ducks for the upset special to Rogie Vachon.
04:07And the puck.
04:08Getting a goal and a half.
04:10And I think I can get it at plus 105.
04:12I hit him last night.
04:14I'm going to hit him again tonight.