My Lovely Wife is a Big Shotsweet romantic dramabox drama
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00:00I'm Brienne, the richest woman in the world, the daughter of the Duke of Sevendom, and
00:07the only heiress of the Targaryen family.
00:30Three years ago, I ran away from home.
00:35Vasiri saved my life in a car accident, and we started dating.
00:38I didn't want to scare him away, so I lied about who I was and pretended to be a delivery girl.
00:43For three years, I've secretly supported his startup business.
00:47And this delivery job has definitely shown me some weirdos.
00:51Get lost.
00:53Today, Mr. Baratheon, the owner of Baratheon Group, he's coming to visit the property.
00:59You're gonna make our elevators dirty. Take the stairs!
01:04Arguing isn't my thing. Luckily, I have others to fight my fights.
01:11Tyrion Baratheon, or I call him Tyr.
01:14He's the richest man of the North, and he manages the real estate business for my family.
01:21Mr. Baratheon owns almost every building in the North.
01:24He's basically running the world here.
01:29Come on.
01:31Mr. Baratheon!
01:32Mr. Baratheon?
01:33Mr. Baratheon.
01:34I'm a lady, I'm...
01:35Sorry I'm late.
01:36She's a lady?
01:37How could this stinky delivery girl be a lady?
01:40Shut up!
01:42You don't deserve to know who she is.
01:44These men?
01:45No need to make a scene tee.
01:47Just make them deliver the packages.
01:49And um...
01:52No elevators allowed.
01:53Very well. Be grateful that this lady has shown you mercy, you... brats.
01:59Thank you for your mercy, my lady.
02:03Oh, uh, my lady. Where are you going?
02:07Today's my day. Sirius and I are getting married.
02:14Spin around, Miss Pickle. Come with me. Come with me. Put him up! Bang, bang!
02:19Oh, yes, Miss Pickles, yes.
02:24Miss Pickles, hold that thought.
02:28Boss, you keep pretending to be homeless to scare off your future fiancé.
02:32Mrs. Stark is threatening to disown you.
02:35Okay, I'm not even that into her.
02:37If it wasn't for the bidding conference, I would have never even shown my face.
02:40Tell mother, the only girl I'll marry is a girl of my destiny.
02:45Isn't that right, Miss Pickles? The girl of my destiny. That's who I'll marry.
02:52It's her.
02:56It's the girl from three years ago.
03:03It's her.
03:05It's the girl from three years ago.
03:07Oh, no. No, Miss Pickles. No, Miss Pickles.
03:17Is that homeless man fighting that dog for food?
03:20No, Miss Pickles.
03:29Hey, that was my beef stick.
03:32Oh, you like beef sticks, too.
03:39Uh, how old are you? Did you finish high school?
03:43Um, 28 and...
03:45Uh, no. I, uh, was homeschooled.
03:47Well, you're not high class, but you're young and...
03:51...fit.
03:52You don't have to fight this poor dog for food.
03:54Here, go down to the Bartharian group.
03:56I just contacted Human Resources. They'll give you a job.
03:59Thank you, but I don't need a job.
04:14Let's go.
04:15I agree.
04:18Masiris!
04:20Hello, anti-mace.
04:23Masiris!
04:24Okay.
04:25Go.
04:26Masiris, why did you...
04:33Who's she?
04:35This...
04:36This is Margaery.
04:38She's the daughter of Mr. Lannister.
04:41We're getting married.
04:45Married? I...
04:47Masiris, I thought that we were getting married today.
04:49When did I ever say I wanted to marry you?
04:54The Baratheon group invested into Viserys' company, and they're worth tens of millions of dollars.
05:00Look at you. You're just a... broke. Ugly.
05:04Stinky.
05:06I can't even believe that you ever dreamed you were gonna marry my son.
05:10Oh, I see where this is going.
05:12Oh.
05:14You know, success get to your head.
05:16You went to hang out with social butterflies, and you forgot how I supported you as a girlfriend!
05:20Since when were you my girlfriend?
05:22I never said I liked you, and I definitely never asked you to be falling over yourself for me.
05:27So everything I did for you meant nothing?
05:29Yeah.
05:30When your landlord kicked you out, I found a new place for you.
05:34When you got fired from the Start Group, I funded your startup company and got new clients for you!
05:39Whoa! Okay, stop it right there!
05:41Alright? Margaery was the one who invested in my fund.
05:45You're just a delivery girl.
05:47And here you are, taking credit for everything all over again.
05:50What a total scumbag.
05:52She's got poor taste in men.
05:55Miss Pickles!
05:56I'm Lady Targaryen.
05:58Even Tyrion Baratheon is a better butler to me!
06:00You think you want to become CEO without me asking him to help you the past three years?!
06:02Oh, come on. Listen to you. The Targaryen mystery. The largest house in the world. Largest bank owner, second in the world. Also, you know, the last hundred years. The greatest collectors of collectors of collectors.
06:06As well. Don't you try to fool me. No Targaryen heiress would ever be like you.
06:09That's right.
06:11I think that's right.
06:13I mean, no Targaryen heiress would ever be like you.
06:14Listen to you.
06:15The Targaryen mystery.
06:17The largest house in the world.
06:19Largest bank owner, second in the world.
06:21Also, you know, the last hundred years,
06:23the greatest collectors of collectibles as well.
06:27Don't you try to fool me.
06:30No Targaryen heiress would ever be like you.
06:35That's right.
06:36Why does Mr. Baratheon even know about you?
06:39Oh, did you send him yummy photos too?
06:42Well, it's...
06:48Excuse how dare you sneak those photos of me?
06:51Leek, are you serious?
06:53She sent me those pictures trying to seduce me.
06:55Seduce you?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Hell no!
06:58Miss Piglet!
06:59Whoa!
07:00Ow!
07:01Honey, come on.
07:02Ew!
07:03Ew!
07:04Ah, ew.
07:07Karma's a bitch, and she'll get you soon enough.
07:09And if she doesn't, I will.
07:12I don't know about that.
07:14But what I do know is that I've leaked all of your nudes online.
07:19Oh, ew.
07:21Oh, looks like they've gone viral.
07:23Oops.
07:24Will anyone ever marry you?
07:26You're a bastard.
07:29I'll marry you.
07:30I'll marry you.
07:31I'll marry you.
07:32I can't stand a kind girl like that being bullied by those assholes.
07:36Plus, if I marry her, I won't have to deal with nagging to get married again.
07:43He actually stands up for me when I needed it the most.
07:44Okay.
07:45Let's get married.
07:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:47Wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:48Let me get this right.
07:49A delivery girl and a hobo getting married.
07:53Yo, that's the couple straight out of heaven.
07:54That's only for now.
07:55Soon enough, I'll make him the richest man in the North.
07:56But I'm already the richest man in the South.
08:13What's the point?
08:17Making a hobo richer than Mr. Baratheon?
08:21Getting dumped definitely drove you insane.
08:23Come on.
08:24Come on.
08:38Rianne!
08:40As soon as I get that two billion dollars from the Baratheon Project, I'll throw you some money.
08:45You can use it for therapy, because I'm sure once when you come back to Sanity, you're going to realize how tragic it is that you married a hobo to give back.
08:52Why are you still offering me pity money?
08:55You know, I set up that bid to get you the project.
08:58You can say bye-bye to that now.
09:02You should really be careful. A lie like that could snowball into a disaster.
09:07I wasn't lying.
09:09She's still trying to take credit.
09:11It was me who pulled the strings for Viserys.
09:14The bid is only for show.
09:16Strings, huh?
09:17I bet they're not strong enough to overpower my company, The Stark Group.
09:22You mean the Stark family, who owns most of the real estate in the South?
09:27That's the one.
09:29Try dreaming in the real world. More like King of Cuckoo Land.
09:35Now your lives are going to snowball into disaster.
09:37It's not a lie. I really do own The Stark Group.
09:41Okay, you a delivery girl and you a hobo.
09:46Two lowlifes daydreaming out loud over there.
09:50Let's go Viserys.
09:52Insanity could be contagious.
09:55T?
09:56My lady.
09:57I want Viserys off the project.
09:58Why?
09:59Did he betray you?
10:00Don't worry.
10:01There are plenty of fish in the sea.
10:02I will make sure that you have your pick.
10:04I will make sure that you have your pick.
10:08I will make sure that you have your pick.
10:09I will make sure that you have your pick.
10:10I got to stay home.
10:11You know, you are a really good actress.
10:15I mean down to every detail.
10:16You don't have to act in front of me.
10:18I wasn't it.
10:19Never mind.
10:20You- you wouldn't believe me anyway.
10:21I-
10:26Would you like to stay home.
10:27Again and more.
10:29You know, you're a really good actress.
10:32I mean down to every detail.
10:35Just know this.
10:36You don't have to act in front of me.
10:38I wasn't-
10:41Never mind you-
10:43You wouldn't believe me anyway.
10:44I wasn't.
10:45Hey, um, you're probably hungry since that dog took your food.
10:50Oh.
10:51Would you want to get something to eat?
10:54My treat?
10:55I shouldn't hurt her ego, especially right after such a drastic change in her life.
11:00But I should probably pay for dinner since she's broke.
11:04Can't let the lady pay.
11:07My treat.
11:08He's totally broke, but still trying to be a gentleman.
11:11But I'll protect his ego as a man.
11:13How about we go back to my place?
11:17We can make something cozy and simple.
11:23Sounds like a plan.
11:24So where's the light in this place?
11:48Oh.
11:52I have magic.
11:56You can just say you have sensor lights.
11:59Oscar winner.
12:03Where'd you get this stuff?
12:05Flea market?
12:08You know nothing, Jamie.
12:10Right, right, right.
12:16It's Breanne.
12:19I got these custom made.
12:20You can't get them anywhere else in the world.
12:23Making lemonade out of life's lemons.
12:26Hats off to you.
12:27It's Syrian style.
12:31Rugged and elegant.
12:32I had a custom made by a professional interior designer.
12:35Looking good, right?
12:37Is she telling me that this mess is Syrian style?
12:40She should be glad she's not really living in Syria.
12:43Uh, here.
12:59Go, uh, clean yourself up.
13:02Bathroom's in there.
13:03Okay.
13:03Being homeless makes a man fit.
13:29Send me some freshly picked white truffles from Europe
13:32and mix them with some common mushrooms.
13:35Get me some fresh Mediterranean bluefish tuna.
13:38But make it look like the cheap canned stuff.
13:41I want my husband to eat something nice, but...
13:42I want my wife to eat something nice, but...
13:43I don't want to freak her out.
13:44I don't want to freak him out.
13:56You sure this is just common creamy tuna and mushroom pasta?
14:01It looks suspicious.
14:03Yeah, it's so normal.
14:05It's home style as it gets.
14:08Okay.
14:09I believe you.
14:12You know, like the worst case scenario is just...
14:17We both get diarrhea.
14:18Can I ask you something?
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:26If you have such a good taste in food, why do you have such bad taste in men?
14:31How'd you end up with that scumbag?
14:32Do you know what?
14:34You know what?
14:35Actually, I don't think I love him.
14:39I'm very grateful for him, though.
14:42Three years ago on Halloween, I got in this really bad car accident on Route 5.
14:48And he saved me.
14:50When I woke up in the hospital, he was the...
14:52He was the first person I saw.
14:55Halloween?
14:56Three years ago.
14:57Halloween? Three years ago.
15:13I have an emergency. I'll be late.
15:19Boss, we missed the flight, but your helicopter is waiting.
15:23No rush. I have to make sure she's fine.
15:27Where's the girl? The nurse said her family picked her up.
15:38She disappeared after that. Turns out she thought Viserys saved her.
15:45Well, now that we're married, she should know the truth.
15:49What kind of tuna did Tyrion give me?
15:53Oh my god, Jamie's turning into a mushroom.
15:56Actually, about that, you should probably know it.
16:03Oh, hey, Mr. Mastro.
16:07You look yummy.
16:09My men definitely sent the wrong truffles.
16:20what's next?
16:21So, let's just...
16:35Greetings, Mr. Stark.
16:54I want you to get my wife a gift.
16:57Something rare and expensive.
17:02Wait, what?
17:04Mr. Stark got married?
17:24Last night, um, did I eat my homeless mushroom?
17:30As homestyle as it gets.
17:32My husband?
17:46I've got some business to take care of, but put this ring on.
17:50I'll make sure I'm a dazzling husband when we meet again.
17:53This ring looks expensive.
18:10That's too big for me.
18:13Shoot!
18:13I've got to attend my family's bid conference.
18:26Your invitation, please.
18:29I'm the organizer.
18:30You're asking me for an invitation?
18:33You organize.
18:34If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
18:42If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
18:47Brienne, the Stark family owns this hotel?
18:51Stop embarrassing yourself, or you'll be a disgrace in both the North and the South.
18:56If you want to come in, at least dress nicer.
19:01Did you dive into a dumpster for that dress?
19:05Look at you.
19:06You've got nothing on Marjorie.
19:09It's a good thing that this series dumped you.
19:11Otherwise, I would be embarrassed to be at this meeting.
19:14I can get you in for old time's sake, but your clothes are pretty trashy.
19:39I can let you in if you take them off.
19:43Oh, dear.
19:44That's so considerate.
19:47What are you waiting for?
19:49Hurry.
19:50Take this bitch's clothes off.
19:52If the spark is about to be here, it would bother him.
19:56What are you afraid of?
19:57This is the North.
19:58Mr. Vissery is favored by the most powerful family, and I think Mr. Baratheon, he would back us up.
20:05And besides, Mr. Baratheon and Mr. Stark are both men.
20:09What man doesn't like a nice, horny strip show?
20:13Oh.
20:14Hey, no.
20:15Not on my watch.
20:21Hey, no.
20:22Not on my watch.
20:27Who are you?
20:28Your husband.
20:32That's some cheesy pickup line.
20:35Mushrooms?
20:36Like any bells?
20:37So it really is you.
20:48Wow.
20:50You look different.
20:54Where's your ring?
20:55Oh, sorry.
20:56It's too big for me.
21:00Oh, look who is this.
21:02Her hobo husband.
21:04Did you think washing your face was going to stop the homeless smell?
21:08So do you think that you can become part of the upper echelon, what, by renting a decent suit and getting some luxury car?
21:15You know, you know, you're really nothing more than a hobo.
21:20Security, take these people out.
21:22They're stinking up this place.
21:26Whoa.
21:27Oh, it does stink in here.
21:30Here you go.
21:30Do you think I'm a child trying to bribe me with candy?
21:36Oh, no.
21:38Those are breath mints.
21:39Since you want to talk so much shit, it wakes up your arrogance.
21:50How dare you hurt Miss Marjorie.
21:53What are you doing?
21:55Guards, we have VIP.
21:58Are you okay?
21:59Oh, my God.
22:00You apologized to Miss Marjorie.
22:17This is Stark's Tolkien.
22:22Who are you talking to, these hobos?
22:25Shut up.
22:25Do you know what this is?
22:27Yeah, it's a ring and it's ugly.
22:29This is Stark's family's Tolkien.
22:32The Starks never showed their faces in public.
22:35This Tolkien represents them.
22:37What, are you kidding me?
22:38She's nothing more than a delivery girl.
22:41Where'd you get that?
22:42I gave it to her.
22:44Mr. Stark, I'm sorry.
22:49Please forgive me.
22:51It's okay.
22:52However, you on the other hand, I'll make sure you're punished for your snobbery.
22:57This Potter has been with the Stark's specialties for generations.
23:07You can't find it anywhere else.
23:09It's the real ring.
23:11Be careful.
23:19Don't lose it.
23:20No way.
23:23I'm sure it's a fake.
23:25Are you trying to awesome Mr. Stark?
23:27The owner of our hotel?
23:29Get out of here.
23:30Get out.
23:31Out.
23:38Let's go.
23:38Oh, crap.
23:50What if he asked me about last night?
23:52Should I give him money as compensation?
23:55What do normal people do in this situation?
23:58You're blushing.
24:00Are you shy?
24:01No, no, no.
24:02Nothing like that.
24:03So, about last night.
24:06I take full responsibility for what happened.
24:08I can pay you back for the rental car, the suit, the replica ring.
24:12Here.
24:13Would two grand be enough?
24:18I don't want your money.
24:21Huh?
24:22What do you want then?
24:24Fame status?
24:26I can give you all that.
24:27I don't want any of that.
24:33I don't want you to be my wife.
24:36I don't want you to be my wife.
24:36I don't want you to be my wife.
25:03I don't really think anyone can save me.
25:04And honestly, I'm not really sure I want saving.
25:06I like to be my own worst enemy.
25:08There's no risk if you don't try at anything.
25:10So, I'ma just give up.