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00:00:00烹饪 干活都一流
00:00:01最主要的是要会心里疏导
00:00:04各位都是海选出来的精英
00:00:07最后一步面试环节
00:00:09是去见你们的雇主
00:00:10你们谁先来
00:00:12我 我经验不分
00:00:14你年龄大了
00:00:16你那不如我们年轻人
00:00:17我先来
00:00:18只有男人呢
00:00:19最懂男人
00:00:20他们呢
00:00:21都不如我了
00:00:23你们三个一起来
00:00:29年轻百万的忙
00:00:32不知道要伺候的是什么样的人
00:00:35喜欢查一下再说
00:00:37太恶心了
00:00:44我再度的钱我也干不了
00:00:46太变态了
00:00:50你听了你孩子
00:00:53他还能走他人呢
00:00:55他们都放弃了
00:00:59那你呢
00:01:01妈妈还等着行事兵
00:01:03我不能放弃
00:01:04我能行
00:01:06跟我来
00:01:08爸 妈妈
00:01:09我不能放弃了
00:01:10妈妈
00:01:11妈妈
00:01:11我能帮你
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00:01:13妈妈
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00:01:14我能帮你
00:01:14妈妈
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00:01:15妈妈
00:01:16妈妈
00:01:17你来
00:01:17我能帮你
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00:01:19I can't remember
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00:01:21妈妈
00:01:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:01:52苏小姐 你没事吧
00:01:59没事 没事 没事
00:02:00不好意思啊
00:02:04还装 要不是你 苏小姐会摔倒吗
00:02:07这个月都被你吓跑几个了
00:02:09我说了不需要帮我 尤其是这种 有古怪癖好的
00:02:14我没
00:02:15对啊 我就是有古怪癖好
00:02:20我还特别喜欢照顾你这种 你的男女
00:02:24你
00:02:25这小姑娘能拿捏住我儿子
00:02:29好了 苏小姐 我们去签合同
00:02:32好呀
00:02:33我儿子曾经是个优秀的运动员
00:02:42后来因为发生那些事情 让他变成了现在这个样子
00:02:46性格有点偏激 情绪还不太稳定
00:02:49为了避免发生意外 我把家里很多东西都收了起来
00:02:53虽然医生有定期来给他做检查 但他身边仍然需要有人陪着他
00:02:59他曾经需要是个运动员 这种打击对他来说有多大
00:03:04苏小姐 不要离开他超过二十分钟
00:03:08好的阿姨 除了陪着他 还需要我做点什么吗
00:03:14可以的话 努力让他开心一点
00:03:18明天就来上班吧
00:03:21好
00:03:24让他开心 我得穿着阳光一点才行
00:03:28那个 自我介绍一下 我叫苏小默 从今天开始就由我负责你的奇迹生活
00:03:40屋子里倒得这么黑 弯死了 打开超连套的剑
00:03:51星辰你还好吗 我和良心想去看看你
00:03:58帮我理发
00:04:00啊 什么突然
00:04:03剪刀 在柜子里面 还有替虚刀一起拿来
00:04:08我很好 我根本不会剪刀了吗
00:04:12但这是我第一天上班的任务 如果这都不行的话
00:04:16嗯 你搜紙别动啊 帮我身上
00:04:21看够了吗
00:04:45看够了吗
00:04:47你这
00:04:49这现在最流行的男士发型 叫那个 还是 微分
00:04:57你别急嘛 这还没弄完呢
00:04:59嗯 可能 太潮流的发型 不太适合你
00:05:15我去跟你请个理发室
00:05:16不用了 我自己来
00:05:19你别急吗
00:05:27没想到 她的前面还挺帅的
00:05:29没想到她前面还挺帅的
00:05:33这下前 我们来看你了
00:05:35没想到他前面还挺帅的
00:05:38没想到还挺帅的
00:05:41I can't imagine that she's pretty handsome.
00:05:45Let's see.
00:05:47Let's see.
00:05:53Oh, my girl.
00:05:55She's so cute.
00:05:57She's so cute.
00:05:59She's so cute.
00:06:01She's so cute.
00:06:03She's so cute.
00:06:05Oh, my God.
00:06:07Oh, my God.
00:06:09Oh, my God.
00:06:10I want to tell you.
00:06:12I'm going to get married.
00:06:18And then?
00:06:19Oh, my God.
00:06:20Everything is over.
00:06:21We can't live in a good life anymore.
00:06:23You've always been able to help me.
00:06:26This is your life.
00:06:27Don't tell me.
00:06:28Oh, my God.
00:06:29You're so cute.
00:06:30My wife is so cute.
00:06:32You're like this.
00:06:33What can I do for you?
00:06:34You can't do it.
00:06:35Let her take care of you for a lifetime.
00:06:37So you're going to take care of me?
00:06:39I'll take care of my friends.
00:06:40I'll take care of my friends.
00:06:41I want to take care of my friends.
00:06:42You were the boys.
00:06:43You are the boys.
00:06:45You're the boys.
00:06:46You're the boys.
00:06:47But you're going to take care of me.
00:06:48老天有眼啊,尚子变成了瓶子。
00:06:53这不是您买这类机器人的吗?太光色了。
00:06:57如今冠军是我的,寡名也是我的。
00:07:03真是癞蛤蟆逛夜店,一个比较能梦的。
00:07:07星辰,她是谁?
00:07:10我是她女朋友。
00:07:12怎么?
00:07:14星辰,你什么时候有的女朋友?
00:07:22装的吧,她都变成残废了,谈得找到女朋友。
00:07:27穿得跟个蓝精灵似的,没想到孤少爷的眼光已经成这样了。
00:07:31你长得跟个外星人一样,还会说普通话,真了不起。
00:07:37姑娘,你找一个外星人的老公,你不怕做噩梦啊。
00:07:40你!
00:07:43你屋里有脏东西,别扫出去。
00:07:45我和阿西就先走了。
00:07:47花园你们两个到时候一起来参加我的婚礼。
00:07:51等等。
00:07:53我刚刚表现不错吧?怎么讲六呀?
00:08:03我刚刚表现不错吧?怎么讲六呀?
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00:09:09I have to give you my sister.
00:09:11My sister, I have to pay for you.
00:09:15I will pay for you.
00:09:17You have to pay for me.
00:09:19You have to pay for me.
00:09:21We are going to pay for you.
00:09:29You are going to pay for me?
00:09:31My sister, we have to pay for you.
00:09:35My sister has been paid for me.
00:09:37You'll be paid for me.
00:09:39We have to pay for you.
00:09:41My sister said for me.
00:09:43You say it for a year.
00:09:45What years ago?
00:09:46You have to pay for me?
00:09:48I am not a trustee.
00:09:50I took my home.
00:09:52It's paid for me.
00:09:53A house?
00:09:54My house?
00:09:57You have to pay for me.
00:09:58You have to pay for me.
00:10:00You have to pay for me.
00:10:02Money?
00:10:03What is a trustee?
00:10:04What?
00:10:05Why?
00:10:06That's not worth the money.
00:10:07You should have the money and the money.
00:10:08You should have the money to buy it in your own hands.
00:10:11You should have the money to buy it in your own hands.
00:10:13What a lot of money.
00:10:15Our house is a man.
00:10:17Our old brother is the only one of the house.
00:10:19The money is worth the money for my son.
00:10:21Why should I leave you for the same money?
00:10:23That's right.
00:10:24It was your father's own.
00:10:26We can't be kidding.
00:10:29Dad.
00:10:31Are you kidding?
00:10:33Dad!
00:10:35你糊涂呀 你处处让着他们两个 他们是不是想考虑过你的感受
00:10:39少废话 我让你们在这住了两年 已经开了大恩了
00:10:42如今我们家小虎要结婚 要把这房子装修成新房
00:10:46你们赶紧给我搬走 免得耽误了婚期
00:10:48弟妹啊 你再快想我两天 我出去搞房子
00:10:52少忽悠我 多少个三天了 啊 现在说什么都没有
00:10:57立刻 马上 给我搬走 装死吃吧
00:11:02弟妹 弟妹 他还是个病人 经不起拉手了
00:11:04你放开我吧
00:11:06起开
00:11:06小木
00:11:10小木
00:11:13闺女 没事吧
00:11:17一个小时以后 我们马上搬走
00:11:20行 给你三个小时 今天晚上我来收拾房子
00:11:26闺女啊 这么短的时间上哪儿去弄钱呀
00:11:32爸 你放心 我来想办法
00:11:36亲爱的
00:11:49亲爱的
00:11:50不好意思啊 我家里出事了 没有及时接到您的电话
00:11:55发生什么事啊 我妈胃癌吐血了 房子也要被亲戚收回了
00:12:01你来找我
00:12:04别站着呀 爸 妈 快坐 这是我们的新房子
00:12:17家具一应聚成 拎包入住
00:12:20闺女啊 这房子哪儿来的呀
00:12:24女儿啊 咱家虽然穷 你可不能学坏啊
00:12:29这是一百万预付款 你先拿去解决你的困难
00:12:36谢谢阿姨 吃太多了
00:12:39不躲 你的困难我都会帮你解决 我只有一个要求 希望你多担待我的儿子
00:12:48爸妈铁定认为我给您当熟悉了 如果告诉他们这个工作能赚这么多 他们肯定不会信的 还是不要让我给口舌解释吧
00:12:58这个房子是张小语的 他常年在国外 我俩关系好 你俩就放心住
00:13:07真的
00:13:08等我有钱了 我们再搬出去 好吧
00:13:11好
00:13:12闺女啊 你和江南现在怎么样了
00:13:15你和江南现在怎么样了
00:13:17你和江南现在怎么样了
00:13:19我俩挺好的呀
00:13:21那就好 你们岁数也不小了 你赶紧张罗着结婚的审了
00:13:27没会儿的审了
00:13:28哎呀 不急 你俩就别操心了 我还有面试 你先出去了
00:13:33好 快去吧
00:13:36得抓紧去伺候那个大寿了
00:13:40香南 你怎么在这儿
00:13:42打人电话不接 一周不联系了 没想到都出高档小讯了
00:13:45你跟踪我
00:13:46算了吧 你什么意思啊 你到底有多少事还瞒着我啊
00:13:50我每天工作面试你又不是不知道 每一次只要我面试你就给我打视频
00:13:54你讲话我多少工作你不知道啊
00:13:56我给你介绍工作你为什么不去啊
00:13:58你给我介绍的什么工作啊 啊
00:14:00卡吊员 屠宰场 大卡车司机
00:14:02那有什么问题吧 他虽然是辛苦一些 但他赚得多呀
00:14:05我们谈了三年了 我爸妈着急催着结婚抱孙子了
00:14:09我是暂时找不到合适的工作 那你总得为我们将来考虑吧
00:14:12算了 分手
00:14:14算了吧 你站住
00:14:15算了吧 你站住
00:14:16算了吧 你什么意思啊
00:14:17你什么意思啊 着急给我分手是让我下家的嘛
00:14:19你为什么从这个小区出来给我解释清楚
00:14:25喂
00:14:26苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:27我
00:14:28苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:30苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:31苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:32苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:33苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:34苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:35苏小牧 你在哪儿
00:14:36我你要一次二十分钟吗
00:14:37我儿子现在提款的时候
00:14:38我还打不 incredru
00:14:39苏小牧 苏小牧 你赶紧回去看看啦
00:14:42苏小牧
00:14:43你赶紧回去看看啦
00:14:44苏小牧 你赶紧回去看看吧
00:14:46苏小牧 你赶紧回去看看啦
00:14:47苏小牧 你赶紧回去看看啦
00:14:53苏小牧 你赶紧回去看看吧
00:14:55苏小牧 你赶紧回去看看吧
00:14:57苏小牧
00:14:58苏小牧 你现在不解释清楚 researching
00:15:01你别想走
00:15:02苏小牧 我也没时间跟你废话
00:15:03我也没时间跟你废话
00:15:04Please don't speak English.
00:15:09I'll speak English.
00:15:12Yes.
00:15:13We are the people.
00:15:14Yes!
00:15:15No, we are the people.
00:15:29We can kill them!
00:15:30The whole thing is about to end.
00:15:35Come on.
00:15:57What?
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00:16:03我敢走
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00:16:08你没事吧
00:16:09顾兴辰
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00:16:10你别死
00:16:12顾兴辰
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00:16:13再咬我的
00:16:14让你咬没了
00:16:15吓死我了
00:16:17还好你没事
00:16:19你在上照片啊
00:16:25不是你以为的了
00:16:27吓死我了
00:16:29吓死我了
00:16:32我这不以为
00:16:34你 你想不开吗
00:16:36不好意思
00:16:37给你擦擦
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