Isang negosyante ang dumating sa barangay ni Kap (Bong Revilla), pero mukhang hindi lang permit ang layunin nito.
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00:00Hey!
00:01Gulay oh gulat!
00:04Cap!
00:04Hi!
00:05Cupp,
00:06wala na.
00:07I don't know.
00:08I don't know.
00:09I don't know.
00:10I don't know.
00:11I need paper.
00:12You need paper.
00:13You need paper to put me.
00:15Oh!
00:16My paper.
00:17I don't know.
00:18I don't know.
00:19I don't know.
00:20It's nice to make a big deal.
00:22It's nice to make a big deal.
00:23It's not bad.
00:24I don't know.
00:25You want my paper?
00:26I don't know.
00:27No, my paper.
00:28I need to be a different guy.
00:31It's a different guy.
00:31Bala kagal!
00:32Crap!
00:33You'll know, want to be a star in your car.
00:34You'll need to buy out the car
00:36where you're a different pair.
00:37I'm different.
00:38Also, I shouldn't have a favorite.
00:41Let's have a special number.
00:43You'll need a special special special.
00:44It should be a special special special special.
00:45No special special special special.
00:48Can I just have a special special special?
00:49Back, back.
00:50Remembering a special special special but it's hard to do.
00:52Okay.
00:53You can stop me now.
00:53I'll tell you,
00:55I can tell you if I'm not on a special special.
00:56You're a special special.
00:57It depends on the special special.
00:58I'm broke. I'm broke.
01:00I need money, but I don't have money.
01:02I'm going to go down. Okay, okay.
01:04What's your annual report?
01:08Huh?
01:09Wait, wait, wait.
01:11It's done.
01:12It's not done.
01:14It's not done yet.
01:15It's been a while.
01:17It's been a while.
01:18It's been a while.
01:19It's been a while.
01:22It's been a reporter.
01:23It's been a while.
01:25Where are you?
01:26Have you got a while?
01:28We're going to do it.
01:30We can do it.
01:31Promise.
01:32No, I'm gonna help you.
01:33We'll probably need a secretary.
01:35Hey, cap?
01:36Secretary is going to be a good one.
01:38You're going to be good.
01:39You're going to pay.
01:40We're going to pay for money.
01:41We're going to pay for it.
01:42We're going to pay for it.
01:44We're going to pay for it.
01:46We're going to pay for it.
01:47That's it.
01:48And the money that you have to pay for it.
01:50You'll pay a lot of money.
01:52That's it.
01:53I'll pay for it.
01:54I'm going to pay for it.
01:55Ano ba sa seretara? Magaling ako mag-type.
01:58Ang bilis ko... 40,000 per minute ata?
02:01Ang bagulis kahit pabaligtan pa eh.
02:03Say, I'ma ka kayang kayang.
02:05Ka-sige na naman kailangan ko ng trabaho.
02:07Please.
02:08Ayaw na nga.
02:10Magaling na ako mag-type eh.
02:12Hey, type na nga kita eh.
02:13Halon type.
02:13Sige naman.
02:14Sige na nga.
02:16Buti ba mag-tinga ka na lang doon?
02:18Aka't ka?
02:19I'ma ka.
02:19Ba ba?
02:20Magsitigil nga kayo?
02:21Kanina pa ako naririnde.
02:23Oo nga naman ina-ingay mo eh.
02:24Good morning sir!
02:25Hi, hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27Do you know what I'm doing here?
02:29Oh, I'm just going to get here.
02:30I'm just going to get here.
02:31I'm just Linlin.
02:33Linlin?
02:34Oh, I'm thinking Linlin.
02:36No, Linlin.
02:38Linlin.
02:39Linlin.
02:40Linlin.
02:41That's kind of cool.
02:43Linlin.
02:44What's that?
02:45I don't know.
02:47I don't know.
02:48Linlin.
02:49Linlin.
02:50Linlin.
02:51Linlin.
02:52Linlin.
02:53Linlin.
02:54Linlin.
02:55Linlin.
02:56Linlin.
02:57Uh, teka.
02:58Ano ba may paglilingkot ko sa'yo?
02:59Um, gusto ko sanong minigay ng business permit para dun sa video arcade ko.
03:02Ah, sa video arcade.
03:03Sige.
03:04Kompleto na ba itong papeles dito?
03:05Di ba't pag-aaralan ko, ha?
03:07Ay, huwag na ka.
03:08Huwag niyo na pag-aaralan.
03:09Pero mahan niyo na lang kasi nagmamadali ako.
03:11Hindi, hindi, hindi.
03:12Meron ka pang kailangan kasi...
03:13Maka mamaya, maunahan ako dun sa pwesto.
03:15Siyempre, kawawa mo na po, di ba?
03:17Ang papalagay ko, hindi na kailangan eh.
03:19Nakapwesto ka na eh.
03:20Oh, oh.
03:21Oh, oh.
03:22Siguro sa tingin niyo ba eh, kailangan pa pag-aaralan niyo eh.
03:25Teka, teka.
03:26Kailangan ko pa siguro itanong kay Bayani.
03:28Hindi, hindi, hindi.
03:29Sabihin.
03:30Eh, kailangan pag-aaralan eh.
03:31Hindi po pwede yung ganun.
03:33Masyadong, teka, teka, teka.
03:34Umalis ka muna dyan.
03:35At ako yung na ano eh.
03:36Sige na ka.
03:37Ha?
03:38Tulungan mo na ako.
03:39Ay.
03:40Malita mo, pumakonta ka na.
03:41Kasi eh.
03:42Pag tinulungan mo ako, tutulungan din kita.
03:44Kasi balita ako, nagbabay and sell ka daw ng car.
03:47Marami akong mga contacts.
03:48Pa, sus.
03:49Marami.
03:50Ang ganda mo nga mag-contact.
03:51Eh.
03:52Magandang talaga eh.
03:54Hindi, kaka.
03:55Doon muna tayo sa tindahan.
03:56Mabili kita ng inumin.
03:57Matreat kita.
03:58Para magpag-usapan natin na mabuti yung business na gagawin natin.
04:01Ay.
04:02Nakapapagalala na rin kita sa mga contacts.
04:03Wala ka.
04:04Sama kami.
04:05Hindi.
04:06Dyan lang kayo.
04:07Tulang yung pera ko.
04:08Mas kayo kumain.
04:09Lalo na to.
04:10Dyan lang.
04:11Dyan lang.
04:12Dyan lang.
04:13Dyan lang.
04:14Dyan lang.
04:15Ay.
04:16Ang haro.
04:17Kapal ng mukha.
04:18Dyan lang.
04:19Saan ako parang iba-iba yung narah-iba siya eh.
04:21Ang kapal ng mukha ng babaeng yan.
04:23Kung makaasta, kala mo naman kung sino.
04:25Dyan?
04:26Parang tanga.
04:27Kung ako yan, talaga, Diyos ko.
04:29Magigilaiti ako dyan.
04:30Sika-sika.
04:31Mukhang ang ano eh.
04:32Iba siya eh.
04:33Maraming masahe.
04:34Bakit masahe naman ako?
04:35May kape ka dyan?
04:36Sige na.
04:37Takata.
04:38Hindi.
04:40Hindi.
04:41Ni saka na.
04:42Ang isaw, hindi.
04:44Dahil non sila ka?
04:45Pampulala ka?
04:46Ano ko kape?
04:47инг magpupua, hih hih?
04:48Hi!
04:49Maka mOLL...
04:51Anytime, anyone, anyhow, welcome to my door, that's to begin, anywhere in the world, everybody
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