The Handmaid's Tale Season 1 Episode 1
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00:30Oh
00:51You're okay
01:00It's your head to the cargo pump, okay. All right, you gotta thank you. Okay. No, it's about two miles north
01:30I
02:00I
02:30I
03:00I
03:30I
04:00I
04:30I
04:50Chair table a lamp
04:55A
04:58Window with white curtains
05:00And the glass is shatterproof, but it isn't running away. They're afraid of
05:06Handmade wouldn't get far
05:09It's those other escapes the ones you can open in yourself given a cutting edge
05:16Or a twisted sheet and a chandelier I
05:21I
05:23Try not to think about those escapes it's harder on ceremony days, but thinking can hurt your chances
05:35My name is Offred I
05:38Had another name but it's forbidden now
05:43So many things are forbidden now
05:46So here you are
05:49You can sit I don't make a practice of it, but just this one time
05:57So
05:59Old ones his name didn't work out
06:04No, ma'am tough luck
06:09This is your second posting then
06:13Yes, ma'am
06:16Good my last one was brand-new. It was like training a dog only not a very smart one. I
06:25Expect you know the rules
06:28Yes, ma'am don't call me ma'am you're not a Martha
06:39Well, look what the cat dragged in
06:41This is the new one
06:46Hello
06:49Blessed be the fruit
06:51May the Lord open
06:53and commander Waterford
06:56Praised be to you may God make me truly worthy
07:03Right well good
07:12Nice to meet you you too
07:30Get up I
07:34Want to see as little of you as possible do you understand yes, sir. Yes, mrs. Waterford
07:42He is my husband until death do us part
07:46Don't get any ideas if I get trouble believe me. I will give trouble back
08:11I
08:42I
08:50Read it makes the bread from scratch
08:52It's the kind of thing they like the Martha's to do a return to traditional values. That's what they fought for
09:02Always showing up when I'm in the midst of something hold your horses
09:12I
09:18Something wrong
09:20There's a conference call with my field commanders
09:25Always a lot of names
09:27Right. Well, you need to be early tonight, of course
09:31No, it's fine
09:32Keep faith
09:41Commander likes his eggs lately
09:43Make sure they're fresh
09:45Not like last time let them know who it's for
09:49And they won't mess around
09:53All right, thank you
09:55You gonna stand there all day be rude leaving your friend outside waiting I want to tell her that
10:02Ofglen is not my friend that I've exchanged barely 50 words with her in the two months since I got here
10:09I kind of want to tell her that I sincerely believe that Ofglen is a pious little shit with a lot of
10:15Honor and respect
10:17And I want to tell her that I sincerely believe that she's not my friend
10:21I want to tell her that I sincerely believe that Ofglen is a pious little shit with a broomstick up her ass under his eye
10:28under his eye
10:45Sorry
10:48He's the commander's driver lives over the garage low status hasn't even been issued a woman
10:54Go shopping
10:56No, Nick. I'm gonna knock back a few at the oyster house bar. You want to come along? Yes
11:04If you're going to all flesh you should avoid the chicken I read they got crazy levels of dioxin
11:11I'm
11:13Going to love some fishes. Oh, then you should definitely avoid the tuna
11:20Mercury no, I just don't like to know very much
11:27Maybe he's lonely
11:30Maybe he watches me
11:35Maybe he's an eye
11:37Peace be with you
11:40I
11:50Blessed be the fruit may the Lord open
12:00Alfred
12:01Are you okay?
12:04Yes, pious little shit. Very well. Thank you. Thank you for asking
12:11We go everywhere in twos
12:13Supposed to be for our protection
12:16for companionship
12:18It's bullshit. There are no friends here. Can't be
12:23The truth is we're watching each other. She's my spy
12:28And I'm hers
12:33We've been sent good weather
12:36Which I received with joy
12:41The war is going well, I hear
12:44By his hand we've defeated more of the rebels
12:49They had a stronghold in the Blue Hills
12:53We smoke them out
12:56Praise be
13:11Oh
13:26Yeah
13:31Alfred we should go
13:40Yeah
13:59Hey
14:01under his eye
14:03Did you see they have oranges praise be the fighting in Florida must be going well
14:08Your mistress likes oranges
14:11Make sure she knows you got them. Don't let him Martha take the credit
14:14I don't I don't have a token of oranges. Tell them your commander Waterford's. He's really high up. His name's in the news. I
14:28Didn't read it. I promise we should get some oranges before they're all up
14:39I
14:42Please be his bounty
14:46Take some I
14:49Don't need oranges I
14:52need to scream I
14:55Need to grab the nearest machine gun should we walk home by the river?
15:03That'd be nice
15:08I
15:38A
15:48Priest
15:51Doctor
15:54The gay man I
15:57Think I heard that joke once
16:00This wasn't the punchline
16:08Of everything
16:10they filled the air with chemicals and radiation and
16:16poison
16:19So God whipped up a special plague
16:24The plague of infertility
16:29Welcome find a seat, please
16:34As birth rates fell they made things worse
16:38birth control pills
16:41morning after pills
16:43murdering babies
16:45Just so they could have their orgies
16:48their tinder
16:53No, thanks, I have to write that paper tonight
17:01Yeah
17:03Campus sexual assault for
17:09It's too cold
17:18She's asleep, let's go to church. Oh, what's her name?
17:26Write your paper
17:35There's a seat here
17:39Right there
17:47They were dirty women
17:50They were sluts
17:53But you
17:56Are special girls
18:00Fertility is a gift directly from God
18:02He left you intact for a biblical purpose
18:06Like Mina served Rachel
18:10You girls
18:12Will serve the leaders of the faithful and their barren wives. You will bear children for them. Oh
18:21You are so lucky
18:24so privileged
18:28Welcome to the friggin loony bin, right? All right girls. We will have silence like little mice
18:36Okay
18:48Welcome to the Rachel and Leah Center
18:55Fuck you
18:59Blessed are the meek dear
19:06Blessed are the meek
19:08They always left out the part about inheriting the earth
19:18Eyes front
19:30Girls
19:33Hmm
19:35I know this must feel very strange
19:40But ordinary is just what you used
19:44This may not seem ordinary to you right now
19:49But after a time it will
19:53This will become ordinary
20:02I
20:06Tried to run with her
20:12She's she's so heavy I
20:21Really try
20:33I'm just gonna keep your head down. All this crazy shit is gonna end in men
20:40We'll find her I
20:43Swear
20:50Do you pinky swear? Yeah, okay
20:54I
21:00Wouldn't put her dead
21:05She's rounded up in one of the dike purchase
21:10She's reclassified as an unwoman sent to the colony
21:24I
21:26Oh
21:28Oh
21:52What they do to her if my right eye offends they pluck it out
21:59I'm breeding stock. You don't need eyes for that
22:13Why rising up there and that gives me hope
22:17Maybe false hope but hey, it's something should we take the long way? I
22:21Can't I have to get ready for the ceremony?
22:25Hey speed, we'll go straight home then
22:29May God bless your endeavor and bring forth his miracles
22:34Praise be
22:52The bath is required before the ceremony I
22:55I am to make myself clean washed and brushed like a prize peg
23:25I
23:55I
24:02She comes to me so clearly in the bath
24:26You
24:31When do I come to her
24:38Does she remember me
24:55Please God let her remember me
25:25You
25:55I
26:03Want to know what I did to deserve this
26:07You
26:23The boys just kept coming down into the basement
26:30Hours felt like I
26:33Don't know to
26:35Maybe three at a time. I
26:39Knew most of them
26:41From school. I
26:45Just couldn't believe they were doing it
26:50Yes, it's actually happening
26:55But it did happen
27:00Didn't it
27:02Yeah
27:04And who led them on
27:09Whose fault was it
27:23Whose fault was it girls
27:35Her fault
27:38Go on do it and why did God allow such a terrible thing to happen?
27:47Teach her a lesson teach her a lesson teach her a lesson teach her
28:05You
28:15Those eggs you got today were nice and fresh I
28:30Wish I'd hurry it up some of us got things to do, you know
28:34Hurry up and wait
28:36I
29:02Wait again as usual
29:07What is it about men
29:17The knock is prescribed because tonight this room is her domain come in
29:25It's a little thing but in this house little things mean everything
29:34Good evening
29:37Dear
29:42Now let's get started
30:07I
30:11Excuse me
30:16And when Rachel saw that she bared Jacob no children
30:21Rachel envied her sister and said unto Jacob give me children or else I die
30:29I
30:35She said behold my name be
30:46Going on
30:59She shall bear upon my knees
31:03But I may also have children by her
31:18And she gave me her hand me the wife
31:22I
31:28Jacob went on to her
31:52I
32:22I
32:44Get out
32:46Are you deaf?
33:03The chances are better if I if I lay on my back afterwards
33:11Just get out
33:16I
33:46You
33:56The moon's the same that's something
34:03They haven't changed that
34:08I'll think about the moon
34:11I
34:14Can feel the commanders come running out of me
34:20I can smell it
34:40I
35:10I
35:12I
35:38Are you
35:41Good morning, how are you?
35:53How are you this morning hello
35:57Hello
35:59Good morning
36:02I'll be your server this morning. Can I get you some coffee to stop your clothes on tommy and Beth is on bed check
36:08I don't extra prayers on account of you. Alma. I'll go to bed. Don't make this a thing
36:26You're not there you that's all gone get back into bed, but you hate me for
36:34Wasn't it good that I can bring you another one name is Moira, and this is the red. I don't know any Moira
36:41Don't you know what they'll do?
36:44I'll send you to the colonies. You'll be cleaning up toxic waste your skin will peel off in sheets and then you'll die
36:53You'll die to me
36:55You'll die to me
37:07I want my mom. Okay. I want to go home
37:19Okay
37:22Come on shut up
37:25She does this again, and I'm not around you slap her hard. Yeah, okay
37:30Hey, that shit is contagious
37:33You want to see your baby girl again, and you need to keep your fucking shit together
37:47Keep your fucking shit together
37:55You
38:17He saw me outside last night, but the eyes haven't come for me. There's no black fan
38:26I hasn't told anyone not yet. Why not?
38:40Three bells there's a salvaging today
38:55Blessed day I've been God heard
39:01So now I got my work to do and you're shopping
39:05I'm sorry
39:14Good morning good morning to you praise be
39:20The
39:23Commander wants you to get more oranges. They still have any
39:27Yes, sir, my pleasure
39:30Any other special requests?
39:33They had tuna and loaves and fishes yesterday
39:39They look good
39:44Should you should get some
39:47Oranges and tuna
39:50Sounds delicious
39:53Under his eye under his eye
39:55I
40:18Go in grace
40:25Oh
40:42Blessed be the fruit me the Lord
40:55Oh
41:17Under his eye under his eye
41:21Hi
41:22Where are you posted commander Ellis you can't barely get it out
41:31Are you waterford
41:39Have you heard about anyone I saw Gabby a few months ago. She had a miscarriage
41:48Have you heard from where no not since the red center
41:53I need her. Oh
41:57She said
42:00Janine what?
42:11Who's dead
42:14Moira
42:16Yes, she tried to run away
42:18they caught her and they sent her to the colonies, so
42:22She's dead. She's dead by now
42:52You
43:17Theo
43:22I
43:31Am sure we are all aware of the unfortunate
43:35Circumstances that bring us together on this beautiful morning when I am certain we would all rather be doing something else
43:43But duty is a hard task mistress and it is in the name of duty
43:50That we are here today
43:53You
44:01This man
44:04Has been convicted of rape as you know
44:12The penalty for rape is death
44:16This disgusting creature has given us no choice
44:20Am I correct girls?
44:23Yes
44:26But that is not the worst of it now, you know that I do my very best to protect you
44:36The world can be quite a
44:39Ugly place but we cannot wish that ugliness away
44:46We cannot hide from that ugliness
44:50This man
44:53Raped a handmaid
44:58She was pregnant
45:02And the baby died
45:06Quiet please now girls
45:15Wings
45:22You may come forward and form a circle
45:52For our participation
45:56When I
46:02Until I blow it again
46:22I
46:52I
47:22I
47:45Offered are you all right?
47:53You
48:02How am I say
48:22You
48:26Hey
48:28Sorry fucking uber. Hey, it's okay. You put our name in
48:32Yeah, be about 20 minutes. What?
48:35Free their nuts off. You wanna go somewhere else?
48:39Hey, what's wrong? Sorry, I'm just I'm trying to get a little bit Luke. He's staying over in Essex
48:43It was like shitty cell phone reception there. Oh
48:46Okay
48:49So, I think I'm pregnant what oh my god, are you oh
49:01Don't worry
49:03Don't worry getting pregnant is the hard part. That's what they're saying. You did it. It's not all they're saying though, you know, I
49:10Know five women at work have had miscarriages some of them were pretty far along
49:15Yeah, well that's not gonna happen to you, you know Linda for marketing
49:19Yeah, she actually carried to term but her son only lived a few days
49:25That's not gonna happen, but you don't know that we're okay
49:29You don't know that. Okay. Okay. All right
49:35If it does yeah, you got a good man and you got me
49:42No matter what happens I'll be right here you and me just like always
50:04I'm so sorry about your friend Moira
50:08You knew her from the Red Center
50:14And before was there ever before
50:27This used to be an ice cream place
50:38I had the most amazing salty caramel
50:45It was better than sex
50:52Like good sex
50:58I always thought you were such a true believer. So are you so freaking pious?
51:08They do that really well
51:11Make us distrust each other
51:13Eyes, come on. Just keep walking
51:33How old is your daughter
51:38Eight
51:43She'd be my wife and I had a son
51:49Oliver he's almost five
51:55They had Canadian passports I didn't I got caught at the airport
52:03We tried to cross in Maine with my husband
52:08And I split up
52:13They shot him
52:17They weren't going to let any of us get away not if you had a red tag
52:30This is your stuff as I used to say it was nice to finally meet you
52:38You too
52:52There's an eye in your house
53:00Be careful
53:03Plus it'd be the fruit
53:07You
53:37You
54:07I
54:38Rest for the weary we'll join you for dinner
55:02Go back to your room
55:07You
55:21Someone is watching here
55:25Someone is always watching
55:28Nothing can change
55:31It all has to look the same
55:34Because I intend to survive
55:37For her
55:40Her name is Hannah my husband was Luke
55:50My name is June
56:03You don't
56:06I'm not just one of you
56:10You don't
56:14Don't say I can't go with
56:37You don't
56:41Don't try to change me
56:45You don't
56:48Don't
57:06That's