90.Day.The.Last.Resort.Between.the.Sheets.S01E19
90.Day.The.Last.Resort.Between.the.Sheets.S01E19
90.Day.The.Last.Resort.Between.the.Sheets.S01E19
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00:00We can, like, fully move on.
00:02It's just difficult, because it's going to be hard
00:04to, like, fully sign that and never speak again, but, you know.
00:09Well, you don't have to never speak again
00:11because you get divorced.
00:12Yeah, you could be 10 years down the line
00:13watching TV with your Bessie.
00:16She's just too young.
00:17Too big of an age gap.
00:19Oh, my gosh, I think that was progress we just saw, Ed.
00:24Are you on a dating app?
00:26Yes.
00:28Is she too old for you, Ed?
00:3036, yes.
00:31Oh!
00:33So you literally skipped on her because she was 36?
00:35Yeah.
00:36I'm 36, Ed.
00:37No, you're not.
00:38I am.
00:39But to me, you'll always be 30.
00:42I'm kidding.
00:43Do you have a type, though?
00:44Or is it just vagina and in their 20s?
00:47I do, yoga, but A cup.
00:51OK, Ed, let's just go back to the show.
00:52OK, let's go.
00:54So Rob, let me ask you, do you feel that you should
01:00move forward with the divorce?
01:04I do think that's something that we're going to do
01:08because it's inevitable.
01:11The only reason we have it is just
01:13because we haven't gotten to it.
01:14Why did everybody say that?
01:16But you couldn't wait to sign your papers.
01:18I know, it still took me like three years.
01:20Yeah, they've been together too long.
01:22I think they should.
01:23Just throw in the towel, man.
01:26It's over.
01:27He's finally seeing it.
01:29Like, I got to be free from this.
01:31Yeah.
01:31And I'll let her go, too.
01:32Yeah, I'm glad he has you and Josh, you know?
01:34Well, this, I mean.
01:35Just to talk about this stuff with, you know?
01:37He just needed to wake the hell up.
01:38I think all that hair was clouding his judgment.
01:40Maybe.
01:41I think once we are divorced, we can like fully move on.
01:45Because I think even in both of our minds,
01:47sometimes it's like, like, he's still my husband.
01:49Like, when I fill out forms and stuff, it's like, married.
01:51You know?
01:52It reminds me, like, I'm married still.
01:54And I think, yeah, I think it is smart for us to divorce.
01:58There you go.
01:59Yeah.
02:00See?
02:02When I got a divorce back in the ice ages,
02:04it's, I felt insulted that you had to fill out
02:08if you were single, divorced, or married.
02:10It's none of their business.
02:11You're either married or you're single.
02:13It's just difficult, because that's,
02:15it's going to be hard to like fully sign that
02:17and never speak again.
02:19But, you know.
02:23Well, you don't have to never speak again
02:24because you get divorced.
02:25Yeah, you could be 10 years down the line watching TV
02:28with your bestie.
02:29All you need is like a year and a bad new year
02:31with your respective partners.
02:33And you need some bad partners in between.
02:35Yeah, that'll bring you closer together than you've ever been.
02:38You do have to stop having sex, though.
02:39Yes.
02:40She's just too young.
02:42I can't believe I said that.
02:43I think that's what it is.
02:44Too big of an age gap.
02:45Oh my gosh.
02:47I think that was progress.
02:50I know.
02:50I'm growing.
02:5731.
03:00All right, we're going to move on,
03:01because there's a rumor I'd like to talk about that
03:04came up behind the scenes while filming between the sheets.
03:08Uh-oh.
03:09Behind the scenes.
03:19Who say that?
03:23No way.
03:25Oh.
03:26Oh.
03:28I feel like Jasmine just tells everybody's business.
03:37I don't judge.
03:38I mean, I don't judge.
03:40I just tell everybody's business to everybody.
03:42You know, let's not forget how Jasmine and Gino met.
03:44Sugar Daddy website.
03:46Sophie, those are some major allegations from Jasmine.
03:51Who is the guy she's talking about?
03:53Yeah, who is the guy?
03:55Who is the guy?
03:56Wow, wouldn't it be funny if Josh was her Sugar Daddy?
04:02What a turn of events that would be.
04:04Shh.
04:04Don't start nothing.
04:08My 93-year-old Sugar Dad.
04:12Wow.
04:1393.
04:14I'm not surprised.
04:17Why did you call him a Sugar Dad?
04:22That's not even like a grandpa Sugar Daddy.
04:24That's like a great grandpa Sugar Daddy.
04:26That's like an oxygenarian.
04:28Is it a joke?
04:30Yes, it's a joke.
04:31Oh, OK.
04:32It wasn't a joke.
04:33My sarcasm is very strong because I'm English.
04:35But yes, it's a joke.
04:37I don't have a 93.
04:39Well, that's not funny.
04:39I thought she was being serious.
04:41Look, raw face turns sour real quick.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Who told you?
04:46It's a secret.
04:48I'll tell you exactly where she got it from.
04:50I tried to comfort Jasmine when she was sitting on the curb
04:53in the beginning of Last Resort.
04:54And I sat down, and I said, are you OK?
04:56And I tried to comfort her.
04:57And then the conversation turned into her asking me,
04:59oh, so Sophie doesn't live with you.
05:01I said, no, she hasn't lived with me in a while.
05:03She said, how does she pay for things?
05:04I said, I don't really know.
05:05She said, you think she has a Sugar Daddy?
05:06I said, I mean, I don't know how she pays for things,
05:08but I don't know.
05:10That's it.
05:11Wow.
05:13Oh, here we go again.
05:14She just came out because she was pissed off at me.
05:16I ruined your marriage.
05:18I'm so sorry.
05:19I'm so sorry.
05:21It's not cute, bro.
05:22That ain't cute.
05:23I'm so sorry.
05:26Oh, my god.
05:27Oh.
05:28It's Rob and Jasmine going at it again.
05:31This whole thing is kind of fucked up, though,
05:32because he was, like, trying to help Jasmine
05:34and be vulnerable with her.
05:36And now she's throwing it back in his face.
05:38Hey, that's what you get for calling her a pregnant whore,
05:40man.
05:41Good.
05:42Good comeback, Jaz.
05:44After therapy, how have things been going?
05:46So for me, the therapy don't help a shit.
05:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:50Therapy don't help a shit like toilet paper.
05:52It's always the person that needs therapy the most
05:54that never wants to do therapy and never believes in it.
05:57Right.
05:58I actually love that the last resort was in Arizona
06:01this year instead of Florida.
06:02And Chloe just got something that reminds me of the desert.
06:04I know you're going to love this.
06:05Oh, god.
06:06I love the desert.
06:07I mean, I've never been, but what is this?
06:09This is not very desert-y.
06:11It's a treat.
06:12Ugh.
06:13Ah!
06:14Is that scorpions inside of that?
06:15I think so, Tim.
06:16Who just is like, oh, you know what
06:18I want to snack on today is a lollipop
06:21with a scorpion inside of it.
06:23Your daughter.
06:23You guys are a little licky.
06:25Let's take a little photo for Chloe.
06:31How much would you give me if I actually ate this scorpion?
06:35$250.
06:37Cash or Bitcoin?
06:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:41It's not you, Rob.
06:42I ruined your marriage.
06:43That's fake.
06:43I'm so sorry.
06:45I ruined your marriage.
06:47I'm so sorry.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:50I'm so sorry.
06:51I'm so, so sorry.
06:53Yeah, that would irritate me to no end.
06:55You're fucking crazy.
06:56I ruined your marriage.
06:57Oh, my god.
06:58I won't let Rob ruin my marriage.
07:00It's all bullshit from her.
07:02Why everybody mad at Jasmine?
07:04They relationship been doomed from the start.
07:06I don't give a shit.
07:07I don't give a shit.
07:08I don't give a shit.
07:09They relationship been doomed from the start.
07:11Why they so mad at Jasmine?
07:13I mean, I feel like Jasmine is just a, like,
07:16habitual shit starter.
07:17Like, she's always got her nose in other people's business.
07:20Oh, my god.
07:21OK.
07:22Hold on for a second.
07:23We're going to move on.
07:25But we're going to hear more from Rob and Sophie
07:27a little while later.
07:29All right.
07:30I think everybody could use a break after that.
07:32That's lunch.
07:32All right, guys, that's lunch.
07:33Oh, my god.
07:35She's got children to your corners.
07:37You guys sound like yipping chihuahuas
07:39everyone just calmed down.
07:40I'm kind of enjoying the Jasmine-Rob beef, though.
07:42Me too.
07:43So what'd you think about your segment, Brandon?
07:45I will say, after hearing some of these stories
07:48and seeing everybody else's stuff,
07:50I don't feel so bad about mine.
07:52Yeah, Brandon, you don't feel so bad.
07:54Look at my story.
07:55I know.
07:56I know.
07:57I don't want to say it, but.
08:00What is she wearing and why?
08:01What the fuck is that?
08:03That's like a sex thing.
08:05For real.
08:06Gino look like he going to be into that.
08:08I mean, I'm familiar with the whip,
08:09but what's up with this mask?
08:10Like, is he, is it a bestiality thing?
08:12Yeah, no, I think it's like guys,
08:14some guys like to be walked around on a leash
08:16and, like, treated like an animal.
08:19So they go pee-pee on the carpet
08:21and you beat them with a newspaper.
08:22If a man ever peed on my carpet,
08:24I would actually beat him with a newspaper
08:25and then I would kick him out of my home.
08:27You got to pull it down over your eyes.
08:29How did that look?
08:29Wow.
08:30Sexy.
08:31Sexy mama.
08:32She looks pretty hot, actually.
08:34She does look really good like that.
08:36I'm going to get you one of those.
08:38For what?
08:39I'm so pretty.
08:40I'm here for you.
08:41Did she get that from under my bed?
08:42I wonder.
08:43What the hell?
08:45Have you ever been with a guy
08:46that wanted you to dress up in, like,
08:48black leather or s***?
08:49No.
08:50Did you ever have a guy that wanted you to, like,
08:52whip him or?
08:52I'm old.
08:53I'm asking if any guy ever asked you.
08:55No.
08:56I mean, you dated a priest
08:57that, like, wanted to save himself
08:59until he was 69 or some s***.
09:01That's true.
09:07I'm on my phone.
09:08OK.
09:16Hello.
09:17How are you?
09:19Father of Jasmine's baby.
09:20Baby daddy?
09:21Boy, he's not going to have to say about all this.
09:23Well, you know, because she's going to tell him
09:24all this attacking that baby boy did
09:27and try to get him riled up.
09:28She's recruiting.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Oh, Jasmine.
09:31She's going to call her baby daddy now.
09:33Everybody call me Baptista.
09:36Matt.
09:45They're not attacking.
09:46They're just pointing out the obvious.
09:48They bitches, they attack you.
09:50It's true.
09:51That's not nice.
09:56What?
10:01I mean, I've had a few bastards.
10:05Oh.
10:06I mean, nobody should call the baby a bastard.
10:08That's not cool.
10:09I'm a bastard.
10:10I don't care.
10:11That's OK.
10:12I knew that a lot of people were going to attack me
10:16and accuse me of cheating.
10:18Jasmine, it's time to come back to set now.
10:21OK.
10:21But I'm not playing the victim.
10:23I'm not going to be anybody's bitch.
10:25I'm nobody's victim.
10:26Like, f*** them all.
10:27Is she, like, all fired up now that she
10:29confided with Matt?
10:30Yeah.
10:31Maybe she got a second wind.
10:32Fresh pair of stilettos.
10:34She was throwing shoes at Rob and saying
10:36things about his butthole and, like, triggering him.
10:40Yeah.
10:41And then commenting on everyone else's relationship,
10:43like, you're not out there fully pregnant
10:45with a whole other man's child.
10:47All right, cast.
10:48It's time to go to set.
10:50Oh, there's an extra sofa.
10:52Who's coming out?
10:53Oh.
10:54I didn't even notice.
10:55Good eye.
10:55Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
10:56Now we are going to shift the focus to Stacey and Florian.
11:00Oh, yay, Stacey and Florian.
11:03Yo, one thing about Florian, though,
11:05he has been the same since he's first
11:07gotten on 90 Day Fiancé.
11:09He really has, though.
11:10The whole season, the last resort,
11:11he looked like he wanted to go home.
11:13Now he looks like he wants to go home, too.
11:14The two of you decided to recommit.
11:17I want to know, after therapy, how have things been going?
11:21I would say the last three, four months
11:23have been really rocky.
11:25Florian, do you agree?
11:26Do you think things were good after you
11:29went through the couple's therapy?
11:31It's good.
11:32So her, like, the therapy helped her, you know?
11:34So for me, the therapy don't help a shit.
11:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:38Therapy don't help a shit but toilet paper.
11:40OK, so this is what I never get.
11:42It's always the person that needs therapy the most that
11:44never wants to do therapy and never believes in it.
11:46Right.
11:48I did it for her.
11:49I don't believe in therapists.
11:50I don't believe for all the stranger people
11:52to come to me for the paycheck to talk to me.
11:55He just said he did therapy for her.
11:57So, like, him even doing that says a lot.
12:00That should have meant something to her
12:01because that would have meant something to you.
12:02Like, I think she wants him to lie and be like,
12:04yeah, therapy was good for us.
12:05No, he just said he didn't learn shit.
12:08Can I ask you a question?
12:09Can I ask you a question?
12:10Can I ask you a question?
12:11Can I ask you a question?
12:12Can I ask you a question?
12:13Can I ask you a question?
12:14What?
12:15Do you ever apologize, though?
12:16You never apologize.
12:17I do apologize.
12:18You never apologize.
12:19When I do something, I say sorry.
12:20But you're always wrong and you always think you're right.
12:22See, I'm always wrong.
12:23That's the problem right there.
12:25You need therapy.
12:26You are the problem.
12:26My greatest experience with a therapist
12:29was a certain lady and I went one time
12:32and the therapist literally watched us fight
12:35for an hour in front of her
12:37without her being able to get in a word
12:38and basically was like,
12:40I don't think you guys are helpable.
12:41And that was you.
12:44We've been arguing, like, every day
12:47over little things.
12:49For like, damn, I gotta hear this.
12:50I've been hearing it all season at the last resort.
12:53Now I gotta hear it at the tell-all, too.
12:55I feel like it's affected our intimacy.
12:58We haven't slept together.
13:00And how long?
13:04Enough to where it's concerning.
13:06How long is concerning?
13:09I would say a good four months.
13:12Oh, wow.
13:13Oh.
13:14Damn.
13:15Damn.
13:15Four months.
13:16Oh, four months.
13:18That's a lot.
13:19That's how you turn it into Geno, bro.
13:21You know, and he doesn't initiate sex.
13:24I'm, you know, not really initiating it either.
13:27What is your threshold of sex?