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00:00A friend of a friend invites you to one of America's least exciting cities with 30 of your closest late acquaintances
00:08for a chance to get into a drunken screaming match at a vineyard.
00:14Or perhaps you'd like to sip from a phallic straw near a pool,
00:19where you'll be lucky if the groom from the neighboring bachelor party will offer to give you an STI.
00:26Either way, you'll be spending no less than $3,000 on a woman who won't return the favor when you get married five years from now.
00:35Why do we do this to ourselves?
00:37It says here we're going to Nashville for four days and that I need to pack a vajazzled cowboy hat,
00:43a barrister's wig, an edible bathing suit, and a cursed painting of me and the bride that captures her essence.