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Relative Strangers | movie | 2006 | Official Trailer | dG1fTWFjTTMyM3pCajA
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00:00So, Ellen, pretty soon you'll be part of the Clayton family.
00:05Well, it's an honor. I love your son very much.
00:08I suppose it's time that you knew the truth.
00:10I don't understand. What do you mean?
00:12I'm afraid you were adopted, son.
00:14Swish! Two points.
00:16Dr. Richard Clayton.
00:18This book really saved my life.
00:20Many of the things that we do when we're angry...
00:22Eyes front. Let's go.
00:23...don't make us feel any better at all.
00:25...is about to find out.
00:26Looks like I found your birth parents.
00:28Honey, we found him! My parents!
00:30A Frank and Agnes Manurie.
00:33Yeah, Manurie. That would be French.
00:35Who he really is.
00:39Frank Manure. How the hell are you?
00:41How the hell are you?
00:43I'm sorry. What was that name again?
00:45Manure. It's French.
00:46Ah.
00:48Now, they're moving in.
00:49This is the worst possible time for this.
00:51It'll only be a few days.
00:53Morning, son.
00:54Are you blind?
00:55You ain't got nothing I ain't seen before.
00:57Hanging out.
00:58Wanna toss the ball around a little?
00:59Uh, no.
01:00Would you at least try to like them?
01:02I think I dislocated my shoulder.
01:04Hold still. I'll pop it back in for you.
01:05I've seen lethal weapon ten times.
01:07And creating a family bond...
01:09Oh, yeah!
01:10...that will last forever.
01:12You mean years?
01:13Where are his parents?
01:14Ain't you seen their resemblance?
01:16What?
01:18Things are rarely as bad as they seem.
01:20Which makes tonight so unique.
01:22We'd like to introduce our son, Frank Jr.
01:25Frank Jr.
01:26Get out of my house!
01:27It's psychotic.
01:29We have a little surprise for you.
01:31A surprise?
01:32Good morning, America.
01:33They're rude.
01:35They're crude.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37And they're intrusive.
01:38When it comes time to shop for a rug...
01:40You just tell him you're my boy,
01:42he'll cut you a deal.
01:49Get the camera.
01:51Relative Strangers.
01:52If Ellen makes you half as happy as Agnes has made me,
01:56then you'll only be half as miserable as I am now.