My 5 Wives | movie | 2000 | Official Trailer | dG1fb1VrWldhYTRxUTg
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00:00Every time I wanted sex, she left the room to give me privacy.
00:02After three divorces,
00:04She gave him the best three months of her life.
00:07business tycoon Monty Peterson was through with love.
00:11The last time I had sex, I was arrested for assault with a dead weapon.
00:16But on a trip to Utah,
00:17I'll tell you, it's perfect.
00:18he bought more
00:19Who do I make the check out to?
00:21than he bargained for.
00:22The estate consists of the mountain property, the existing home and your three new wives.
00:27New wives?
00:31I think I just found religion, you know?
00:34I do.
00:35I do.
00:36I do.
00:37I do.
00:38Oh, you have no idea what I want to do.
00:41Now, his bedroom is overcrowded.
00:43I can't keep up with him.
00:44I'm envious of a stiff wind.
00:46His harem is overflowing.
00:48I want you to marry my sister.
00:49Marry your sister?
00:50I do.
00:51I do.
00:52And his sex life
00:53That's me.
00:54is on overdrive.
00:57Who made your outfits?
00:58Betsy Ross?
00:59Come on, we gotta do some shopping.
01:01Ooh, nice butt.
01:08Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
01:10Until a greedy banker
01:11This is for you.
01:12It's an eviction notice.
01:15and a brutal gangster
01:16I'm a fish-less man!
01:18Please don't kill us!
01:19I don't want to sleep with the fishes!
01:21turn his merry marriage
01:23Oh, no!
01:24into honeymoon hell.
01:25Whoa!
01:27I don't want to end up in prison
01:28sharing a cell with a guy named Bubba.
01:30Stand back, we're busting you out.
01:36It's a jailbreak.
01:37What a hole.
01:38That reminds me,
01:39I gotta see my proctologist.
01:44Holy silicone gum!
01:47Good work, girls.
01:48Nice booby trap.
01:50Rodney Dangerfield,
01:51Andrew Dice Clay,
01:52Jerry Stiller,
01:53John Finer,
01:54Molly Shannon
01:55Here I am, darling.
01:59He's, uh, quite a character.
02:01Is he your husband?
02:02Yes.
02:03Tonight's our night.
02:04Let's go for the whole nine yards.
02:06Hey, let's be accurate.
02:08We'll go for the whole inch and a half.