• 2 days ago
Campaigning
Transcript
00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stennett, state candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me, can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19I should be sick, I'm sorry.
00:00:32Mr. Stennett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:49Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby. You just don't know. He'll be in our room soon.
00:01:26Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:49Hey, new intern. Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:01The side door is for the help. Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:07Get out and go through the back.
00:02:10I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:02:13Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:19I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:23How garnish. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:30Well, I just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:37Excuse me. We grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:40And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:44Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:02:57You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:00Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize.
00:03:04My God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick. You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:16I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick. This is all your fault.
00:03:25Don't worry. There's cleaning spies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:35Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:38You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:41I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:45You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:48Us working class girls got to stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:51You're right.
00:03:54God, I had a really tough day.
00:03:56It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:00That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:04I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:07Amen, girl.
00:04:10And look at you.
00:04:14You look like you fit right in.
00:04:21Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos.
00:04:24I totally belong here.
00:04:27Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:32Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:35Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:39Is somebody here?
00:04:42Is somebody in there?
00:04:46Oh, sorry.
00:04:49God, he's so hot!
00:04:52Hi, I'm a rich socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos.
00:04:55I totally belong here.
00:04:58Did you find it?
00:05:01No, I didn't.
00:05:04Did you find it?
00:05:07No, I didn't.
00:05:10Oh, sorry, um...
00:05:12God, he's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:05:41Hey
00:05:50You don't mean nothing to me
00:05:52E-boy found me at the dinner. I don't believe what you eat.
00:05:56You're just a dinky beginner.
00:05:58You're a straight.
00:06:00Do you not ever make you aware, y'all?
00:06:02I don't believe what I see.
00:06:04I ain't no gold.
00:06:10So you didn't go into Senate's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I-I-
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him...
00:06:21...and to film a scandalous sex tape...
00:06:25...and you...
00:06:27...returned empty fucking handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough...
00:06:40...to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:52I can't believe we...
00:06:54I slept with a hot stranger!
00:06:59I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:22Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:25If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:27No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:31It doesn't matter.
00:07:32You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:36A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:40...today's your last day...
00:07:42...little trash girl.
00:07:43No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:45I'm sorry.
00:07:47Today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:56Candidate Stinnett is running a little late...
00:07:59...which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon, so...
00:08:02...be ready.
00:08:03He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:12Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:15Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:46You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:48The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:50Hello, miss.
00:08:52Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:08:59I fucked up.
00:09:00If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:04Have we met, miss?
00:09:06Absolutely never.
00:09:08Sarah's a newbie.
00:09:10I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:13Something's familiar about her.
00:09:16Thank God, he recognizes me. I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:19Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:24Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:26Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:32I'm sorry.
00:09:33I'm sorry.
00:09:34I'm sorry.
00:09:35I'm sorry.
00:09:36I'm sorry.
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:43Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:56No interns allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:05Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:10It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:15It's foggy.
00:10:17But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:20You slept with someone?
00:10:21And she drugged you?
00:10:22She was...
00:10:23It was a set-up.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:33Are you okay?
00:10:41No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's going to find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:04No one will find out?
00:11:06Senator Hester is about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:15I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:17Have your coffee.
00:11:18Quiet, good job.
00:11:19You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka.
00:11:21You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka.
00:11:23It's your God-given right.
00:11:25And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:30Oh!
00:11:31Firearms.
00:11:32Oh!
00:11:33Shit!
00:11:36Gotcha!
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:38Where was I?
00:11:39Oh, my opponent.
00:11:40Christopher Stanton
00:11:42laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:46What?
00:11:47I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:49This indecent, immoral, and premarital sex
00:11:54will have him burning in hell for all eternity.
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:58He's lying.
00:11:59I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof that my opponent,
00:12:05Christopher Stanton,
00:12:07slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:11Oh, no.
00:12:12He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:22Oh, no.
00:12:23He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:26Oh, my God.
00:12:27Useless intern.
00:12:28I am so sorry.
00:12:29I'll clean that up.
00:12:31And I have proof that my opponent,
00:12:34Christopher Stanton,
00:12:36slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:43Thank goodness that isn't a photo of me.
00:12:45Wait a second.
00:12:46That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:48She was much more beautiful.
00:12:50That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:52I'm sorry.
00:12:53I'll just get out.
00:12:56Sir, this is bad.
00:12:58It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute
00:13:00or whoever she was.
00:13:01If we can't prove it wasn't a fake,
00:13:03then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:07Wait.
00:13:08That girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:21The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:23She's your one-night stand?
00:13:25Please, no.
00:13:26You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:27It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:29No, sorry.
00:13:30It's just my mom calling.
00:13:32I knew it.
00:13:33The boss would never be with someone as lonely as me.
00:13:36Get out, intern.
00:13:37You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:41Hi, Mom.
00:13:42Hi, Mom.
00:13:43I'm sorry.
00:13:44I'm sorry.
00:13:45I'm sorry.
00:13:46I'm sorry.
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand was probably a spy
00:14:02sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator's all over TV spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:10And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:14How can I have the girl I was really with
00:14:16won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage
00:14:22proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:30ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with the prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe
00:14:42we'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:14:44You'll see who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:51Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling in your order.
00:15:00Now.
00:15:01Actually.
00:15:05Stephanie, this is Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:10Is there any way you could access
00:15:12the hotel footage from last night
00:15:14from floor 28
00:15:16and delete it?
00:15:17Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:19I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage?
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:26I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:28Us working-class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:31Staff in the security room is my friend.
00:15:33I got it.
00:15:35Thank you, thank you.
00:15:36My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:40Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage fast,
00:15:44or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey.
00:15:48Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you in a while.
00:15:51It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53That's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:56But I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern
00:16:04who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:16:12And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo.
00:16:19That's the right attitude.
00:16:21Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:23She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27But...
00:16:28She's...
00:16:32I would love to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:40What?
00:16:43Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:46Any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:53Phew.
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:58I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me...
00:17:08Have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:14But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:20No.
00:17:22Sir, she...
00:17:24She's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:28She's...
00:17:29Nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:33She's exactly what I need.
00:17:36Oh, no.
00:17:37Not me.
00:17:38You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:40Get ready.
00:17:41We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:46So much for staying away from him.
00:17:49You little hick.
00:17:52How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidate's schedule and speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:01Policy positions.
00:18:02Memorize all of it.
00:18:03There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:08If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern,
00:18:10it's game over for all of us.
00:18:13So, keep it professional.
00:18:15I believe in this campaign.
00:18:16I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:18That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:20Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:24I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:25And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30You like him.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:37I know.
00:18:38But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:41And if word ever got out that he slept with his candidate...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone.
00:18:46And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:49Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent, Christopher Stitt, is a lying scoundrel.
00:18:55In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:58Vote for me.
00:18:59What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:01He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:05What?
00:19:06He called you a hooker?
00:19:07No, not me.
00:19:09But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:14And it's all a lie.
00:19:15He's just framing him.
00:19:17I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:21What?
00:19:23I was there.
00:19:24And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:27You were the only one.
00:19:29Stop.
00:19:30I will.
00:19:31After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:42Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:46He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:47Oh no, I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:57Morning, sir. Your coffee.
00:20:00Sarah, please call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah, just what I needed.
00:20:08Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:12It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:14May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:18You seem nervous.
00:20:20I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:21No, I...
00:20:22No, I...
00:20:24Senator Hessler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:29It's a lie. It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:37But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:43The prostitute story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:48So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath, and it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect. Just like that.
00:21:03What are you doing here, prom girl?
00:21:06The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:08Senator Hessler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:11But there's no proof.
00:21:12Politics isn't about proof, intern. It's about stories, okay?
00:21:16And the senator is telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:19Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:23The senator is lying.
00:21:25Let's go confront him. I'll do it myself.
00:21:28No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:30I'm not worried.
00:21:32Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:37And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:40Yeah. Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:43Let the adults take it from here, prom girl.
00:21:45I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:48Wait.
00:21:49Sir, we gotta go. Now.
00:21:51I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:54I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:56Come on. I want you with me.
00:22:07Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:10He's a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept with a hooker.
00:22:24Excuse me, senator.
00:22:26If you're gonna lie about me, say it to my face.
00:22:29Oh, the ill-moral man who slept with a hooker has arrived.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:36The photo in the elevator is not proof, senator.
00:22:39Honey, you should mention proof.
00:22:41Because it's showtime.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, hates yours truly for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:22:59She's lying. I didn't sleep with her. I was with someone else.
00:23:02Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it. I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:06I gotta do something.
00:23:08Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:12Get out, intern.
00:23:14Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:16Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me. She drugged me.
00:23:25That's a lie.
00:23:26You were sober.
00:23:28Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:32Likely story, Stinnett.
00:23:34Stinnett!
00:23:36Admit it! Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:39I don't lie to the public.
00:23:41Unlike you, senator, I'm honest.
00:23:44Baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:50Boy, you better save what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race!
00:23:56I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:58I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:05I don't know you. Stop.
00:24:07Oh, come on. You know me.
00:24:10You were like that with me last night.
00:24:13Slap it again!
00:24:15Absolutely not. That's a lie.
00:24:18Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:21You have been exposed as a D.S.C. dirty sex creep!
00:24:26Now drop out of the race. Now!
00:24:30Not so fast.
00:24:32Not so fast.
00:24:38It's you.
00:24:40Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him last night. I did. And I can prove it.
00:24:54You didn't sleep with him that night. I did. And I've got the proof.
00:24:58Who the hell are you, blondie? You're lying!
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this? Get her out of here! This is my event!
00:25:09No. Don't know her. She works at the hotel. She saw everything.
00:25:13That's right. I was on duty that night.
00:25:16And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stennett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off and went into his room, and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:24Stennett! How much did you pay a random maid to testify for you?
00:25:30I told the truth. And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look. There I am in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man is a felony. So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:50This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy!
00:25:54You're such a moral, family values man.
00:25:57Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:03Screw you! I'm out of here!
00:26:06Get your ass back!
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stennett? You spent the night with this woman? You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign fail because of me. I have to do something.
00:26:21I won't help you save your campaign, but I need you to trust me.
00:26:34Random stranger? Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:38My name is Beth. I'm his fiancée.
00:26:43My name is Beth. I'm his fiancée.
00:26:46Beth, who are you? Where are you from? What's your last name?
00:26:50Beth is a wealthy heiress. She's a private person. I'm running for office, not her.
00:26:56Thank you all!
00:27:05Hell yes! We just botched a scandal.
00:27:07Thanks to her. Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:09Where the hell is Sarah? If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:13You're engaged now? As Beth?
00:27:17I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:22I mean, that was terrifying. I can't do it again. I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:27But it's sexy. And don't worry, the election's in a week. You won't have to do it again. You're fine.
00:27:33You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:35Filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:37There you are. Did you see it?
00:27:39I did see it, sir. It was great.
00:27:41No, you didn't. You weren't even there.
00:27:44You're lucky the real campaign staff, like me, managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:50Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:53What? No. Why would he fire me? I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
00:27:57I mean, I didn't. I actually did.
00:28:00Sarah, you can't do this.
00:28:02Beth. I mean, I didn't. I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What? Sarah's lying. She did it.
00:28:14No, I did. I did it to help Mr. Stinnett. To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:21Beth.
00:28:31I had it all planned.
00:28:35We catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:28:39And that damn, rich, blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:43Oh, crap.
00:28:45I want her investigated and de-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:49De-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:51Sir, I can't find any information on her. It's like Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not possible. She...
00:29:00You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:03She doesn't exist.
00:29:06Danny, tell him the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race. If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:14And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancé, Beth.
00:29:19I owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped it keep afloat.
00:29:30It was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35We win. It's all thanks to her.
00:29:37Alright, everyone. Back to work.
00:29:39Topher.
00:29:41Sir.
00:29:43Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:45Really, Sarah. You saved me. And I'll never forget it.
00:29:50I want to personally thank you.
00:29:52Topher, Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancé, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:01We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:03Damn.
00:30:05Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:16She's not picking up.
00:30:19Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before. Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before. Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:28No, I can't pretend to be Beth again. It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:33She's useless. I told you. She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time. Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly. Asap.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location. Drag her ass here.
00:30:45No. I'm not going to treat Beth like that. I'm here to protect her. Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt our campaign. It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca. It's mine.
00:31:00And you work for me.
00:31:02No.
00:31:10What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:13I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:19I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault? I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:36You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:41You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it, I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:53I can't be Beth in public. It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:03The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real. We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah? She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it. How does a poor intern who just arrived off Boston cornfield know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:24I wonder that too.
00:32:25If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:30I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:32Beth.
00:32:38Hi, I'm Rebecca. It's so great to meet you. May I call you Beth?
00:32:44Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:48I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:49Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant. You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:32:56I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:32:59We need her. The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:03Unless you do a joint TV interview, the scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:08You need me on live TV.
00:33:12I can't do it. I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:16It would be a disaster.
00:33:17Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:19This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:21By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:25She's late.
00:33:27Screw it. I have to fire her.
00:33:29Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:31I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:33She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:38Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this.
00:33:42Excuse me, I...
00:33:44You heard what I said.
00:33:45Back off.
00:33:47And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:50I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:55Topher, if it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:34:01Yeah, I'll script the whole thing. Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:04This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:06Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:11Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:15See...
00:34:17Where is she always running off to?
00:34:22Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:25Me too. I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:28Good, but the interview's soon. Where's Beth?
00:34:31Mr. Sinnott, is your fiancee here yet? We're live in five minutes.
00:34:35Any second now.
00:34:38I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:34:39Not so fast, fine girl.
00:34:41Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:43You shameless bitch.
00:34:45You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:48No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you. I just need to use the ladies room.
00:34:52Well, hold it in.
00:34:54This isn't your corn farm. You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:34:58You're not going anywhere.
00:35:00We're live in four minutes.
00:35:02If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:04You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:06If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:09Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:17You're not going anywhere.
00:35:19If Beth doesn't show up for the interview,
00:35:22you're going to be here to take the blame.
00:35:24You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:27Rebecca, Beth texted me.
00:35:30She said she was going to the bathroom.
00:35:32Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What? Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant and perfect.
00:35:47And beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:54Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher.
00:35:59I mean, sir.
00:36:02Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Posing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:14Honestly, I'd much rather be on that interview stage with you by my side.
00:36:18Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:22I know. I have to worry about the election.
00:36:24For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:26After that, all bets are off.
00:36:29Three minutes to air!
00:36:31Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:38My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:47Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:53One minute left.
00:36:56Three.
00:37:06Come on, Beth. Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:15My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious Beth.
00:37:26And we have Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth. How did you two meet?
00:37:34Okay. Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:40We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:44That fucking great bitch intern Sarah disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:50Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:52Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:56Shit. I forgot the right answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:01Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:08Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:11What do you love about Beth?
00:38:13My fiancé is so modest. We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer. I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:22I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:28Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:32What do I love about her?
00:38:34She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny.
00:38:40But passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:43She's beautiful.
00:38:46And humble.
00:38:48Sarah is...
00:38:49He's talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:53That's right.
00:38:55Beth Sarah.
00:38:57Of course I was talking about Beth, my fiancé.
00:39:00Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:03We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:05Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:07We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:10Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:14Beth is a private person.
00:39:16I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:18Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:19It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:22No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:24No, I don't mind.
00:39:26What do I love about Topher?
00:39:29There's something special about him.
00:39:32Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful.
00:39:39But unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:44He has a big heart.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:47He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:54He respects and listens to everyone.
00:39:57Even his interns.
00:40:00He makes them feel good.
00:40:03You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, is called into our program.
00:40:09Senator, welcome.
00:40:11This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:13We didn't discuss having my opponent on.
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:18Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:22No, of course not.
00:40:25Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:30I do. It's funny.
00:40:32Beth claims to be an errant and political donor,
00:40:35but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:37and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:41She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:43I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:46Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:49But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:52There is a nonpartisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:56I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:00I've never been to a black tie event before.
00:41:03The Senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Will you join me?
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:24How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been to a black tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:30And the booze is free.
00:41:32I'm excited to go out with him.
00:41:34But not as Beth. I won't know how to act.
00:41:36I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:38Only if you're the Queen of England or something.
00:41:41You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow. You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A night on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:54And you get to dress up.
00:41:56And eat caviar.
00:41:58And finally see how the other half lives.
00:42:00I'm jealous.
00:42:02You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:06Are you serious?
00:42:08It's a good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest left it.
00:42:13I got you covered.
00:42:29That's the one.
00:42:31Topher, darling, another glass of champagne?
00:42:33Yes, girl. Make him work for it.
00:42:35You think he'll like it?
00:42:36He'll be drooling.
00:42:38Sarah!
00:42:40It's me, Topher.
00:42:42I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:44He's here to see me?
00:42:46But he can't see me like this.
00:42:48Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:55No, Topher. Hold on, please.
00:42:58He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:03I brought you something.
00:43:04I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:09I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:11Just one second.
00:43:13What has gotten into you?
00:43:15I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:20Sarah. Oh, hi.
00:43:23You're from the hotel. Stephanie, right?
00:43:25Yes, yes. Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:28I was just leaving.
00:43:30Have fun, you two.
00:43:35What was that? Is everything okay?
00:43:41Wow.
00:43:43Told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash. I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:50What are you doing here?
00:43:52I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I don't.
00:44:00I came here to see you.
00:44:01I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:05Beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:08You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:11I wish I could say what I came here to say, but I have a fake fiancé.
00:44:17And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:25Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:28I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:29It's a black tie. I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:39Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:43But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:46You're my assistant.
00:44:48I need you there with me.
00:44:50I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:53Goodnight, Sarah.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:56And Beth, in the same room?
00:45:05Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:07Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:10Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress fiancé.
00:45:14Dumb hick.
00:45:16Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:18You snuck away again.
00:45:20I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:22But didn't the can of beer I gave you last night,
00:45:24I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:26But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice?
00:45:31How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:34Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:36Let me see this cheap...
00:45:38It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:40Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:50If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:52I didn't steal it. It was a gift.
00:45:54From who?
00:45:56A special man in my life.
00:45:58What do you think, you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost, intern.
00:46:02He's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:04Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:12Wow.
00:46:14Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:16Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:20She stole that dress.
00:46:22It's not stealing, it's a gift.
00:46:26What?
00:46:28Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:32Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:34I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37What?
00:46:49Looky, looky.
00:46:51The sex creep candidate.
00:46:54Flirting with the pole.
00:46:56Young intern behind his fiancé's back.
00:47:00And speaking of your fiancé's back.
00:47:02I'm going to go change into bath tofu.
00:47:04Just hang on.
00:47:05Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiancé will be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right?
00:47:15Mr. Stinnett, where's your lovely fiancé?
00:47:18And when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah, Topher.
00:47:24Where is she?
00:47:26If your woman isn't here in five seconds,
00:47:28you will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:36Darling.
00:47:38Is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:41Only a little, darling fiancé.
00:47:43Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:50I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:57I think you're a fraud.
00:47:59And I'm going to be watching you all night.
00:48:02And I'm going to be watching you all night long like a hawk.
00:48:07Oh, shit.
00:48:09What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and gentlemen.
00:48:16As your Senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:21for...
00:48:23Why, Bobby boy?
00:48:25Family community council.
00:48:27Yes, family values.
00:48:28Which my opponent, Stinnet, has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute,
00:48:34and then a sudden fiancé.
00:48:36We know nothing about it.
00:48:38Senator.
00:48:40This isn't a political event.
00:48:42It's charity.
00:48:44Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry you have to sleep without tonight.
00:48:51It's okay.
00:48:53I just plug my nose when I'm around.
00:48:55Smart.
00:48:56His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth.
00:49:02You're an heiress.
00:49:04And a political donor.
00:49:07Funny.
00:49:09Politics is such a small world after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:17That's funny.
00:49:19I hadn't heard of you either
00:49:21until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:24A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the four of you.
00:49:39Don't go, Church Stinnet!
00:49:41A rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:43which is the salad fork.
00:49:45What else are you hiding?
00:49:47Senator.
00:49:49These elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:51I may be rich, but
00:49:53in my heart, I'm working class.
00:49:56The kind of people who don't give a damn which fork to use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:03I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people,
00:50:07not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:10Ha ha ha!
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:14My name is Beth, not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:18The kind of woman you fear
00:50:20because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:25Damn, Beth. Well played.
00:50:27This is outrageous.
00:50:29This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's right
00:50:34feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:50:37If you're so rich,
00:50:39where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes.
00:50:43I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:45And I demand
00:50:46to know anything.
00:50:48Lady!
00:50:50Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Let's dance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:03I know this is one you signed up for, but
00:51:05I really appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:09I'm having fun with you.
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:16I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:18I really appreciate you signed up
00:51:20to be my fake fiance in order to save my campaign, but
00:51:23I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:25Someone I have really real feelings for.
00:51:28Maybe even love.
00:51:30Who is it?
00:51:32I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:34The Senator and press would devour me
00:51:36because she's my intern.
00:51:39I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:42Really?
00:51:47Oh my God, he loves me.
00:51:49What?
00:51:51Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:54Well,
00:51:56I know Sarah
00:51:58and I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:00Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:02Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:04I need to talk to her.
00:52:06I want to talk to...
00:52:08She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:11She'll meet you in your office
00:52:13after this event.
00:52:14Perfect.
00:52:16Thank you, Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:27He loves me.
00:52:29He loves me!
00:52:31But how will he react when I tell him
00:52:33I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:35Will he hate me for it?
00:52:37Sarah.
00:52:40I need to see you.
00:52:42Me, too.
00:52:44I need to tell you something.
00:52:46It's something that I've been meaning to tell you
00:52:48for a long time, but...
00:52:50Not now, guys.
00:52:52Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:52:54What is the intern doing here,
00:52:56lonely with you?
00:52:58Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:53:00Just give us a few minutes.
00:53:02This is important.
00:53:04A lot more important than whatever you need to talk
00:53:06to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:08You're rising fast in the polls
00:53:10and it's days before the election.
00:53:12You're tied with Senator Hessler
00:53:14and people love me,
00:53:16but not the real me,
00:53:18the rich blonde I've been pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:22I see.
00:53:24That's good news.
00:53:26Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:28No time.
00:53:30We have to do a press conference
00:53:32to keep the momentum going.
00:53:34Wait!
00:53:36I'm not doing any press conferences
00:53:38without a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:40Now.
00:53:42Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:44Okay.
00:53:51Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous and scandalous,
00:53:56but I need to tell you that I...
00:54:01Wait.
00:54:10You're Beth.
00:54:12It's you.
00:54:14You're Beth.
00:54:16Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:18Sarah, Beth,
00:54:20whoever you are,
00:54:22why?
00:54:24I had hardly left the farm my entire life
00:54:26before I came here,
00:54:28but I came here because of you,
00:54:30because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:32You inspired me.
00:54:34That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't pretending.
00:54:38I was just having fun.
00:54:40I didn't know it was you that night,
00:54:42but then...
00:54:45A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office,
00:54:52and you walked in,
00:54:54and I knew that if anyone found out
00:54:56you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:58It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:00I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:03So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:07Say something, Topher.
00:55:09Please.
00:55:11I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:14I can't.
00:55:16If anyone found out
00:55:18Senator Hessler used this information
00:55:20to destroy you,
00:55:22it would ruin both of us.
00:55:24I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:26But I can't.
00:55:28I believe in you.
00:55:30Your campaign is too important.
00:55:32I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:34But I love you.
00:55:36No.
00:55:38Now if he gets intimate with his assistant,
00:55:40it's game over for all of us.
00:55:42So keep it professional.
00:55:44Don't.
00:55:50Hey, what's going on?
00:55:54The press is outside.
00:55:56They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:58Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:05What the hell does he need
00:56:07to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:09It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:11You're so important to him.
00:56:15This is his speech.
00:56:17Make yourself useful.
00:56:19And give it to him.
00:56:21Now.
00:56:23Hurry.
00:56:28Now you'll be fired.
00:56:30Hick.
00:56:41It's just your speech.
00:56:49Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:11You know,
00:57:13I could stand up here
00:57:15and give you all a scripted speech
00:57:17like most politicians.
00:57:20But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:22So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:25You ask me any question
00:57:27and I will answer.
00:57:30Any questions?
00:57:37This is a serious matter.
00:57:39This is a serious campaign
00:57:41to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:43But how am I supposed to win
00:57:45if my own staff is sabotaging me
00:57:47with a blank speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:51Who?
00:57:53Farm Girl did it.
00:57:55I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:57No, that's not true.
00:57:59So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:01No. Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:03Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:05Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:06I didn't do this.
00:58:08But we have to fire her.
00:58:10That's right.
00:58:12Fire the incompetent.
00:58:14Wait.
00:58:16Rebecca gave me the papers
00:58:18and told me to give them to him.
00:58:20You pathetic, lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:24And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:28I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:31She's a good person.
00:58:33I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:34She gave you the papers.
00:58:36There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:38Check the printer ID.
00:58:40See who printed out these pages.
00:58:42What? But Sarah did it.
00:58:44She did it.
00:58:46Case closed.
00:58:48The end. Fire her.
00:58:50Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:52Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:55No, I...
00:58:57It's not what it looks like.
00:58:59This is your final warning.
00:59:01You do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:59:02or demean Sarah one more time
00:59:05and you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you alone.
00:59:10Topher.
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:14I can't.
00:59:16I won't be the reason you lose the election.
00:59:18So...
00:59:20Let's keep it professional.
00:59:22Wait, Sarah.
00:59:24Sir!
00:59:26You're needed in the film studio
00:59:28for your final campaign ad.
00:59:30Forget about the intern.
00:59:32I'm only going if Sarah goes.
00:59:38Why?
00:59:40Senator Hessler's reckless...
00:59:42I...
00:59:44I mean radical ideas.
00:59:46Cut.
00:59:48Topher, what's going on?
00:59:50I'm fine. Let's just go for another take.
00:59:52What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:54What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:56For once in your life, Rebecca,
00:59:58just leave me alone.
01:00:00Leave you alone?
01:00:02Rebecca, I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:04You screwed with the candidate's mind
01:00:06and now he's going to lose.
01:00:08No, I only want him to win.
01:00:10Well, whatever you're doing,
01:00:12you're doing a terrible job, idiot.
01:00:14Action.
01:00:16I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:18Vote for me, Stinnett. Senate.
01:00:20Vote for the Senate.
01:00:22And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:24Love.
01:00:26Cut! Cut!
01:00:28Topher, what's going on?
01:00:32Why are you looking at an...
01:00:34an intern?
01:00:36Stinnett,
01:00:38I'm here.
01:00:40I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this, so...
01:00:44let's see it.
01:00:46Let's go. Again, another take.
01:00:51Senator Hessler
01:00:53runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:55I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:57I believe everyone deserves respect
01:00:59and admiration.
01:01:00Whether you're a high-powered CEO
01:01:02or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:04I believe that everyone should follow their heart
01:01:06and their passions,
01:01:08whether it's popular or not.
01:01:10Love conquers hate
01:01:12and love is worth taking risks for.
01:01:14This election,
01:01:16don't let fear control you.
01:01:18Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stinnett
01:01:24and I approve this message.
01:01:26Cut!
01:01:28That was fantastic.
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:35Let's keep filming.
01:01:37You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:41I want to talk now.
01:01:43Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:45Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:47To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:50Excuse me?
01:01:52Where are you going?
01:01:54That was great, sir.
01:01:58Before you say anything,
01:02:00Sarah, I want you.
01:02:02I need you.
01:02:04Topher, what about the election?
01:02:06Screw politics.
01:02:08You're more important.
01:02:10I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:12I want to be together, for real.
01:02:14If you do.
01:02:31I love you.
01:02:33I love you.
01:02:35I love you.
01:02:37I love you.
01:02:39I love you.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:43I love you.
01:02:45I love you.
01:02:47I love you.
01:02:49I love you.
01:02:51I love you.
01:02:53I love you.
01:02:55I love you.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:58I love you.
01:03:03That was so beautiful.
01:03:05Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:07For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy.
01:03:11Truly happy.
01:03:13I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:15I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do
01:03:21is let the whole world know
01:03:23you're my girl.
01:03:25You will win,
01:03:26future senator.
01:03:28We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:32Be careful.
01:03:35Ouch.
01:03:37Are you okay?
01:03:39Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:41Don't move.
01:03:44I don't want you to get hurt again.
01:03:48It's not a big deal.
01:03:51Don't move.
01:03:56Don't move.
01:04:08I don't care who sees us together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:12The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:23What's going on?
01:04:25Is there someone in here?
01:04:27I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:29Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:33There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:35Oh, sorry.
01:04:37Beth, I...
01:04:39Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancée.
01:04:41What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:43Can't handle all of Janet's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:45Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:47Get out.
01:04:49I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tying the poles.
01:04:53We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals
01:05:02and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:04I think it calls for some celebration.
01:05:06Exactly.
01:05:08Where were we?
01:05:14Farm girl, give me that pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:20Excuse me?
01:05:22Why did you fire me?
01:05:24I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:26I called Beth.
01:05:28Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:30but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:32Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:39Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut.
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:46but in the real world,
01:05:48there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:52A candidate for Senate
01:05:55sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:59Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:04but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:06How did a dumb,
01:06:08poor farm girl like you
01:06:10seduce the hottest,
01:06:12most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:16He should have been mine.
01:06:18Please keep your voice down.
01:06:20What is going on?
01:06:22I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking,
01:06:30it'll end your career.
01:06:32I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:35so just dump her now
01:06:37and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:42I love her.
01:06:46I don't care about her.
01:06:50I love her.
01:06:53Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:55What's going on here?
01:06:57Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine.
01:07:04You stupid, lying,
01:07:06slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time,
01:07:10my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:16Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:20Oh no,
01:07:22our girl, we should really be more careful.
01:07:30I'm fine, I'm okay.
01:07:33Did you do this?
01:07:35What?
01:07:37No, of course not.
01:07:39I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:41If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:44I warned you about the name calling.
01:07:46I will not tolerate
01:07:47members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:49I didn't.
01:07:51Enough.
01:07:53You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:59No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:03Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:09This is a big mistake.
01:08:14I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:17I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:21that she's gonna go and tell Senator Hessler and the media
01:08:24you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28But...
01:08:30Don't worry, Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:34I don't care about that right now.
01:08:36All I care about is you.
01:08:39Did you mean it
01:08:41when you said that you love me?
01:08:43Of course I did.
01:08:45I love you, Sarah.
01:08:48I love you too.
01:08:56Oh, Sarah.
01:08:58What do you think about this line
01:09:00for the debate tonight?
01:09:03I like it.
01:09:05Glad you like it.
01:09:10I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:14We have an election tomorrow
01:09:15and a debate against Hessler in a couple of hours.
01:09:18No more distractions.
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:23Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:25Trust me, I'm all wound up.
01:09:27Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:29No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:31You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:33I'm not gonna let the media see
01:09:35the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:37She's not coming!
01:09:46When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize
01:09:51love over hate.
01:09:53Hey, right here.
01:09:55Get that?
01:09:56Yeah, where's Sarah?
01:10:06Hi, I'm Sarah
01:10:08from the Christopher Stennett campaign.
01:10:10He's expecting me.
01:10:12Sarah, yes, here you are.
01:10:14His campaign manager
01:10:16specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19But...
01:10:28Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview.
01:10:31My name's...
01:10:32I know who you are.
01:10:33You're Beth. Please, go right in.
01:10:35Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:39Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:41You're my good luck charm.
01:10:47Sorry, Beth, I...
01:10:49Wait, Sarah?
01:10:51You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:53Oh, my God.
01:10:55Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:57It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:10:59Calm down.
01:11:01I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:03You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:05We're in love.
01:11:06He wants me at this debate.
01:11:08Stupid!
01:11:09Hey!
01:11:11That's my girl.
01:11:13Your girl?
01:11:15Jesus, Topher, this is a disaster!
01:11:17You've let this little farm girl
01:11:19hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:21Dump her now
01:11:23and kick her out
01:11:25or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:29Sarah,
01:11:31the election is in two days.
01:11:33I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:35Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:37You're my new girl.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:43Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning without me.
01:11:51Listen,
01:11:53go out there
01:11:55and kick Senator Hussle's butt.
01:12:03Hey, poor little slut.
01:12:06Rebecca, Topher fired you.
01:12:07What are you doing here?
01:12:08I'm not even here.
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:14How Topher is sleeping with you.
01:12:16He's intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:25because you hate me that much.
01:12:27You really are spineless.
01:12:29What are you gonna do about it, farm girl?
01:12:31Try and fight me?
01:12:34No.
01:12:35I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:41between Senator Hussle and his challenger,
01:12:43Christopher Stennett.
01:12:46That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:48We saw you fire a gun indoors
01:12:50at a press conference.
01:12:52We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:00you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:05Like a farm girl.
01:13:08You and your boyfriend
01:13:10are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:12And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:15you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:18Stennett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:23You are having
01:13:26an unethical, immoral,
01:13:29disgusting,
01:13:31told you affair
01:13:33with one of your employees,
01:13:35your intern.
01:13:37I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:55But on the farm,
01:13:57I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate
01:14:01when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy, I mean, who are you?
01:14:24You have spent your entire campaign
01:14:26mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you
01:14:30a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:33Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:35You know me.
01:14:37I didn't sleep with your opponent
01:14:39like you paid me to.
01:14:41But I sure did sleep with you,
01:14:43big boy.
01:14:47I am a religious,
01:14:49moral family man
01:14:51and I did not have sex
01:14:53with this woman.
01:15:03Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:05We have a bigger scandal
01:15:07right here.
01:15:09Topher is not only screwing
01:15:11his intern,
01:15:13his fiancée isn't real.
01:15:15He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:18Christopher Stanton,
01:15:20he slept with his intern,
01:15:22then he lied to all of you
01:15:24to pretend that his fiancée
01:15:26was a social liar.
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:34you'll have no choice
01:15:35but to run home
01:15:37to your little corn farm.
01:15:39I, I, I, I, you lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:43And then drop out of this race
01:15:45in disgrace!
01:15:47You fool!
01:15:54You're right.
01:15:56I wasn't honest
01:15:58about my personal life.
01:16:00You all deserve the truth
01:16:02straight from me.
01:16:03Godless, unethical,
01:16:06immoral, lying
01:16:08S.O.B.
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us,
01:16:14you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you
01:16:24and I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you
01:16:28than I care about winning this election.
01:16:30Will you please come on
01:16:31to the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:35Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:37I can do this
01:16:39for Topher.
01:16:45What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a T.P.D.,
01:16:50a televised political debate!
01:16:52You can't bring prom!
01:16:54You think all women are objects.
01:16:56Sarah is not
01:16:58a promising woman.
01:16:59This is highly irregular.
01:17:01This is cheating.
01:17:03This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no business!
01:17:07No.
01:17:09My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:13You've been fighting
01:17:15to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women
01:17:19for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman!
01:17:25No.
01:17:27I'm showing you what it's like
01:17:29to be you,
01:17:31you sexist whore.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:42When I first met this woman,
01:17:44it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:46I didn't know she was my intern,
01:17:48and she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:50Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler
01:17:54is a psychopath
01:17:56who was stalking Topher
01:17:57in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:01So, yes,
01:18:03I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:07I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:09Some things are more important
01:18:11than elections, than politics.
01:18:14But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:16Win, win, or lose,
01:18:18I want to be with you.
01:18:20OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:23Is it Beth? Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair
01:18:29and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:31For once, Senator,
01:18:33you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:48Sarah, I love you.
01:18:50Whether I win or lose this election,
01:18:52I don't want to lose you.
01:18:54Will you marry me?
01:18:55Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:03Woo!
01:19:06Ah, no!
01:19:09I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:12I've done it before.
01:19:14I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:17I'm rich,
01:19:19and I'll use this money to destroy you
01:19:21and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:23to investigate you.
01:19:25Ha!
01:19:27No, Senator!
01:19:29Stop talking!
01:19:31It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:36Hey, I didn't mean it!
01:19:38It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me
01:19:42on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake AI video!
01:19:47A cheap fake fake news!
01:19:49Commercial! No!
01:19:51What?
01:19:56Senator,
01:19:58we can figure this out.
01:20:00Silence you incompetent woman!
01:20:03Go!
01:20:05Talk to the media!
01:20:07Get them to report
01:20:09Senate scandal!
01:20:11I tried.
01:20:13They don't care.
01:20:15They love him and his
01:20:17farm girl love story.
01:20:19Farm girl?
01:20:21Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this election!
01:20:25Oh, shart!
01:20:27I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:31Kill me with my stress.
01:20:35No matter what happens,
01:20:37we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful
01:20:41for all of you who helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come with me.
01:21:03As your campaign manager,
01:21:05I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:09They want hope.
01:21:11I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:15But if I lose,
01:21:17it's not your fault.
01:21:19No matter what,
01:21:21I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:23Me too.
01:21:25It'll take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:28I think I know what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time to go.
01:21:33They're about to call it!
01:21:39Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:42It is a landslide for Christopher Stennett,
01:21:45our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:00Sarah,
01:22:02we won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:08Great victory and great engagement.
01:22:22Senator, she's coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:36Because I have you.
01:22:38I love you.
01:22:41I'm more lucky than you.
01:22:43When I left the farm,
01:22:45I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:47But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:50Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:52And now pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:23:06Mrs. Senator,
01:23:08the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:10First,
01:23:12let's change the world.
01:23:14Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:16Let's make this thing into law.