The Ultimate Laughing Riot is back again with more fun and comedy than ever before with Bulbulay season 2 having new situations, new interactions, new instances, and new consequences.
Cast:
Nabeel,
Ayesha Omar,
Hina Dilpazeer,
Mehmood Aslam,
Ashraf Khan,
Shagufta Ejaz.
Written By Saba Hassan
Directed By Rana Rizwan
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Explore the best Pakistani dramas, original soundtracks, telefilms, and short films all in one place! From gripping narratives and heart-pounding plots to soulful music and unforgettable performances, we bring you the finest entertainment. Watch the latest hits, trending serials, and top-rated Pakistani TV shows that will keep you hooked! Don’t miss out on exclusive content, including full episodes, OSTs, and more! Subscribe now for unlimited access to the best in Pakistani entertainment, only here!
Cast:
Nabeel,
Ayesha Omar,
Hina Dilpazeer,
Mehmood Aslam,
Ashraf Khan,
Shagufta Ejaz.
Written By Saba Hassan
Directed By Rana Rizwan
#bulbulayseason2 #comedy #ARYDigital
#arydrama #AshrafKhan #NabeelZafar #AyeshaOmar #HinaDilpazeer #arydigital #MahmoodAslam #ShaguftaEjaz #entertainment #bulbulay
Explore the best Pakistani dramas, original soundtracks, telefilms, and short films all in one place! From gripping narratives and heart-pounding plots to soulful music and unforgettable performances, we bring you the finest entertainment. Watch the latest hits, trending serials, and top-rated Pakistani TV shows that will keep you hooked! Don’t miss out on exclusive content, including full episodes, OSTs, and more! Subscribe now for unlimited access to the best in Pakistani entertainment, only here!
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00:00Oh chal yaar chal, uswaar chal, duniya nahi hai bubble
00:13Mamose sahab, main yeh soch raha hoon ke koi chota mota business na shuru kar do
00:18Haan, arey kitna ka chota mota?
00:21Aise hi koi 2,500-3,000 rupee ka business
00:24Arey Nabeel miyan 2,500 rupee di meh, kaunsa business shuru kar lenge aap?
00:28Kyun bhai, ghar ka banda agar business shuru karega, toh 1,500-2,00,000 rupee aap nahi daalenge
00:344-5,00,000 mera sotela baap daal dega isme
00:37Kyun bhai, business tum shuru karo, aur paise hum lagaye
00:41Oh yaar aap logon ke liye keh rahoon, mere paas toh croon pati susar hai yaar
00:46Aap log gareeb marenge
00:47Nabeel bhai, Nabeel bhai, Nabeel bhai, Mamose sahab, Mamose sahab, kamaal ho gaya, kamaal ho gaya
00:52Bhai, kiske haan ho gaya?
00:54Mere haan bhai, mere haan
00:55Woh teen maa pehle jamaal hua tha, abhi itni jaldi kamaal kaise ho gaya?
00:59Arrey sun toh nahi bhai, aisi aaf aaf cheez ke baare mein batane lagaun, ke woh sun kar aapke hosh ut jayenge
01:05Aur maaf kar de bhai, mujhe ab kisi bhi ladki ke chakar mein nahi padna
01:09Arrey Nabeel bhai, ladki nahi, medical science mein inkarab aaya hai, inkarab
01:14Arey kaunsa inkarab le aaya hai toh?
01:17Yeh dekhe Mamose sahab, sirf yeh dekhe
01:20Waise toh iski keema 5 lakh rupe hai, lekin aap logon ko mein 2.5 lakh rupe mein de dunga
01:26Arey tu free mein bhi dekha na, toh aam nahi lenge tere se
01:29Arrey Mamose sahab, sun toh le, yeh sirf teen se, aap apni umar se 20 saal piche chala jayenge
01:36Acha, tumhare kehne ka matlab hai, mai bulbule se direct dhune mein chala jaunga
01:40Aur Mamose sahab bulbule mein Reema wale character mein chala jayenge
01:43Aur Mustaqeem sahab jo yeh, woh 50-50 mein chala jayenge
01:47Ji ji, woh hi zamana lot aayega, bas aap log yeh soche, ki aap log kitne young aur kitne energetic lagenge
01:54Lime paise?
01:55Aji, humare paas toh fakat 2-2.5 rupe hai, usse hum bhajaye yeh botal kharidne ke, syrup na le le khansi ka jo humare kaam aaye
02:03Arey, ek baat try toh kare, koi baat nahi mein paise kam kar dunga, aap check toh kare le please
02:09Arey nahi yeh paise yaar, ka maaf kar de nahi le na hum le
02:12Aap samajh nahi le, acha chale ek kaam karein, aap isko aise hi rakh le, aap isko check karein, aakhir mujhe pata toh chalein iska result kaise hai
02:19Arey tu free mein bhi humein de rahe na, toh humein nahi chahiye, tu jaata hai yeh nahi jaata
02:24Mamose sahab, yeh aise hi nahi jaayega, usse utha nahi jaa raha hai, usko do chaar lag raha hai
02:27Yeh aise hi nahi jaa raha hai, lag raha hai, lag raha hai
02:33Har bura tijarba hum pe karta hai yaar
02:36Aarey, aarey kya hai yaar
02:38Oye, maini na chhup chhup ke teri saari baatein sun rahi hai, yeh bata, is sharbat ke baarein mein kya keh raha tha tu
02:45Arey maa ji, yeh sharbat nahi hai, yeh syrup hai syrup, jaadu hi syrup
02:50Le, tu jaadu karein, main toh tujhe palambar samajhti thi
02:54Palambar nahi maa ji, doctor hu mein doctor
02:57Doctor toh kaala coat pehnte
02:59Arey kaala coat toh vakir pehnte maa ji, doctor toh safay coat pehnte, yeh dekhi, yeh dekhi
03:04Accha, toh chal maini saath andar chal, jaldi se tefseen se bata syrup ke baarein
03:11Aaja, aaja, aaja, aaja
03:14Dekho jiye
03:15Yeh kya kaha raha hai swere swere mere car mein doctor
03:18Oye, yeh bata zabardas syrup leke raha hai
03:21Keda syrup
03:22Pet dard ka
03:23Arey nahi maa ji, yeh pet ka dard ka syrup nahi hai, yeh jawani wapas laane ka syrup hai
03:28Oye, shab shay
03:31Aur iss syrup ko pehne ke baad aap 20 saal peechhe chali jaayenge
03:35Ussi tala khubsura toh jawan
03:37Oye, sachhi keh rahe hai
03:38Ek kam kar, tu kojji ko de de yeh syrup
03:41Kyuki main toh abhi tak jawan aur khubsura hai, tum kyun kojji hai
03:45Raha doctor, ek kam kar, yeh syrup mujhe de de
03:47Main bhi toh dekho, dubara jawan ho ke kaisa lagta hai
03:50Kya baat hai, bas yeh syrup aapne sharbat mein mila ke peena hai
03:54Aur 20 minute intida karna hai
03:5620 minuto mein 20 saal peechhe chali jaaungi
03:59Pakka hi na doctor?
04:00Ji ji
04:01Aur sabse badi khaaf baat yeh hai
04:03Ke yeh syrup aap logon ke liye bilkul
04:05MUFT! MUFT! MUFT!
04:07Hai, muft de toh la, idhar de de pehle, main pee ungi
04:10Ji, aap log soche
04:11Ek bade maqsat ke liye, aap yeh syrup istamaal kar rahi hai
04:15Aur jab yeh brand market mein aayega
04:17Toh jaga jaga aap logon ke badi badi tasfeera lage hongi
04:21Log haath ho haath lenge
04:23Aap log is brand ki model hongi, model
04:26Nahi, mera miya mujhe model nahi banne dega, barrister sahab
04:30Doctor, maa ji, doctor
04:32Oye, kahaan doctor, mere do padche rahe gaye the na
04:35Hai hai momo, woh doctor hai wahi
04:37Toh chhad yeh fazool baatein
04:39Chal cheti se chalke sharbat banatein
04:41Aur usme yeh mila ke peetein
04:43Bilkul sahi
04:44Wah jab aap yeh syrup pee le
04:46Aur asa ho jaye
04:47Mujhe call kar de jayega, mai yung aajaunga
04:49Haan haan haan
04:50Haan haan haan
04:51Chal
04:57Koti, dekh, lag rahi hu 20 saal choti me
05:01Hai hai momo, kya ho gaye?
05:03Abhi unhone kaha tha, 20 mint baat karna hai
05:05Ek kaam karte hain
05:07Chal, doro chalte hain kamre mein
05:09Chal dhar chalte hain, aashyaar ho ke likalte hain
05:11Surprise dete hain
05:13Sheekh hai
05:14Oye oye oye
05:15Mere glasses
05:16Mere glasses
05:18Tu idhar baat, idhar baat
05:20Idhar baat, idhar baat
05:21Idhar, kidhar hai
05:22Idhar, chal aao kamre, mai la ke de
05:23Aao toh mujhe glasses de de na
05:25Na, idhar na na
05:26Ye ye ye
05:27Haan haan haan
05:28Haan haan haan
05:29Haan haan haan
05:35Najeeb
05:39Ooooo
05:41Ye juice kisne bana ye
05:43Music
05:54Yaar mehmood sahab, ustakeem sahab
05:57Rozana sabzi lene jaho
05:59Toh saun kaale aati hain hamari bibiyon ki
06:01Aaj ek bhi nahi aayi
06:02Yaar Nabeel, hamari bibiyon kahin aapas mein lad toh nahi rahi hai
06:05Aisa baise kabhi hua nahi hai
06:07Ke unhone hame yaad na kiya ho
06:09Bhai kahin wo teeno kisi museebat mein toh ghariftaar nahi ho gayi
06:12Arey mustakeem sahab kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
06:14Badee se badee museebat bhi unke aage panaa maangti hai
06:18Aur ye phir kaise mumkin hai
06:20Ke teeno mein se kisi ek ne bhi phone karke
06:22Hame ye nahi poochha
06:23Ke aap teeno kahaan mar gaye
06:25Yaar Nabeel, baise mustakeem sahab kahe toh theek rahe hain
06:28Aaj tak aisa hua hi nahi hai
06:30Ke ek ghante ke andar do teen baar phone na aaya ho inka
06:33Kahin ghar mein chor toh nahi ghusaya
06:35Aur hamari bibiyon ko khudana khasta
06:37Khudana Khasta
06:38Ye har ghamal bana liya ho
06:39O yaar mustakeem sahab chor aage ghar mein lega kya
06:42Ye gajar, mooli, teende, dhaniya
06:44Aur ye tomato bhi
06:46Arey Nabeel, aaj kal sabzi bahot mengi hui hui hai
06:49500 bhai kilo toh lauki hui hui hai
06:51O mehmood sahab, lauki lootne aayenge chor
06:53Yaar kya hogaya, aapko kaisi baatein kar
06:55Bhai aap toh azal se faqeer thaire
06:57Aur ham hai khandani raees
06:59Ghar mein laakon rupaye ke zevraat rakhe hua hain
07:02Bhai kahin ussi wajah se
07:03Joji Begum ko bandook ki lok pe nahi rakha ho
07:06Hum toh yehi musajne pe ghare hoge dua maangege
07:08Kya dua maangege mustakeem sahab?
07:11Ke Joji Begum ko aasani ki maut aaja hai
07:13Seeda Joji Begum ke sar pe goli maare
07:16Taake unko zyada tadapna na pade
07:18Mustakeem sahab wajah se
07:19Aapke moo ki tarif nahi hai
07:21Badey gatiya admi hai aap
07:22Achha sochhe, achha
07:24Bhai hum toh yeh soch rahe hai
07:25Ke Joji Begum ki intikal ki khushi mein
07:28Aapko 2-3 mahine ka kiraya maaf kar denge
07:31Wah wah, kya achha socha aapne
07:33Kya achhi soch hai aap
07:35Loh mera khayal hai unka
07:36Loh phone aayi hai
07:38Iska matlab hai humari biwi hai
07:39Andar hi hai
07:41Andar hai aur mahfooz hai
07:43Sabse buri baat yeh hai
07:45Aayiye, aayiye
07:50Joji Begum
07:51Joji Begum
07:53Joji Begum uthiye na
07:55Kabse soh rahi hai aap
07:56Hume toh bahot der hogi
07:57Sabzi lekar aagaye bazaar se
07:59Aap batayiye kaunsi sabzi banani hai
08:01Taake hum foran tayyaar kar sake
08:04Aagaye tum mustaqeem
08:06Jee Joji Begum hum hazeen hai aapki khidmat mein
08:12Aayi, aayi
08:13Aisi ho hai mere
08:15Sirr pe kyon uchala rahe ho
08:17Joji Begum
08:18Yeh aapka chehra
08:19Kya ho gaya mere chehra ko
08:21Mujhe toh pehle hi pata tha
08:23Tumhari cheek ke nikal jayenge
08:25Nikhar gaya na mera moh
08:27Sara
08:28Ek lamha tawakkuf kijiye
08:30Shahid hume ghalat fahimi hui ho
08:32Phir se dekhte hain
08:35Aayi ammi, ammi
08:36Joji Begum
08:37Aap pehle se badi badi lag rahi hai
08:39Aayi aahu mujhe pata hai
08:41Wadi hasti hu main, badi hasti hu
08:43Aaji humara matlab yeh hai
08:45Ki aap basurag lag rahi hai
08:46Budhi budhi si
08:47Basurag
08:48Tumhara tamag toh theek hai mustaqeem
08:51Main toh jawan ho gayi ho
08:53Soni ho gayi ho
08:55Kher ja
08:56Main sheesha dekhti ho
09:03Nabeel, kya hua hai?
09:05Kyun jala rahe ho?
09:06Jano, tumhe dekhe meri jeeja nikal rahi hai
09:11Tumhi khubsurat lag rahi ho main
09:13Khubsurat nahi
09:14Khaufnaag lag rahi hai
09:18Tumhe toh har waqt
09:19Main khaufnaag hi lagti hu
09:21Yeh tumne kya kiya, jano?
09:23Kuchh nahi kiya, Nabeel
09:25Woh sharbat piya tha
09:27So gayi uske baad
09:28Uthi hu toh
09:30Poore jisam mein dard ho raha hai
09:32Khaaskar tangon mein
09:33Wazoon mein
09:34Is omar mein dard hota hai, jano?
09:37Ab toh janu bhi nahi
09:38Mere moon se nikala tumhare liye
09:40Nabeel, kya keh rahe ho?
09:41Mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aara
09:43Samajh mein toh meri bhi nahi aara, jano?
09:45Jawan chod ke gaya
09:47Wapas aaya
09:48Tu buri ho tum yaar
09:50Yeh sab kya hai?
09:51Shut up, Nabeel
09:52Not okay, jano
09:54Tu buri ho gayi ho
09:55Bohot buri ho gayi ho
09:59Mein puri?
10:02Dekho, jano, dekho
10:10Yeh kya hu gaya, momo tumhe?
10:12Dekha na, ud gaya aapke hosh
10:15Haan, ud gaye
10:17Bohot buri tarah se ud gaye haan hosh
10:19Arey, lekin yeh haadsa hua kaise?
10:21Maine na paani mein mala ke toh
10:24Woh piya tha, Masoud
10:26Woh kya? Soda?
10:27Soda nahi jisse
10:29Kamaal ho gaya, Maneer
10:31Arey, kis cheeze se aur kya kamaal hua?
10:35Arey, usko milane se jaadu ho gaya na
10:38Yeh kya, momo?
10:40Iss se toh ochha tha ke tum zeher mila leti
10:42Kyu beha?
10:43Arey, tum mujhe baad mein chup kar maana
10:45Pehle yeh apni shakal toh dekho aayne mein
10:47Achi boli, tumhe main chod ke gaya tha
10:49Yeh kya budiya man gayi ho?
10:51Aap mujhe jalas ho rahe na, uncle
10:55Arey, uncle?
10:57Main?
10:58Main, uncle?
10:59Arey, zara idhar sheeshe mein
11:01Aao apni shakal dekho
11:02Idhar aao
11:03Idhar aao raha
11:04Utho, utho
11:06Yeh lo
11:07Dekho raha
11:13Momo, momo
11:17Bhai, ghazab ho gaya
11:18Hum par pahad toot pada
11:20Ab hum se bardaash nahi hota
11:22Arey, chota sa pahad kya chota ji
11:24Pari toh mujh mein bhi tooti hai yaar
11:26Is bari jawani mein bibi ka yeh hal
11:28Arey yaar, jo hal tuari maa ka hua hai na
11:32Main biyaan hi nahi kar sakta
11:34Us paagal doctor ki wajah se
11:36Bhai, humein lagta
11:37Jauji begum ne bhi wo syrup peeliya saath
11:39Kho surat mein kisi sharbat ka zikr toh kar rahi thi
11:42Arey, iska matlab hai ke in teenon ne
11:44Wo jo doctor humein batara tha
11:4620 saal peechhe jaane wala
11:48Wo syrup toh nahi peeliya
11:49Lekin mamoon sahab
11:51Wo 20 saal peechhe jaane ki wajahe
11:5320 saal aage chali gayi hai yaar
11:55Bhai, Allah ka laak laak shukr hai
11:57Ke wo syrup humne nahi peeliya
11:59Kis kadar buri ho gayi ki
12:00Ab unse chala bhi nahi jaana
12:01Arey, mujhse toh khubsurat jawani mein
12:03Bardaash nahi hoti thi yaar
12:04Ab is budhape mein usko bardaash karna pad raha hai
12:06Arey, us doctor ki dawaai se
12:08Humari bibiyan buri ho gayi hai yaar
12:10Hum abhi tak jawan
12:11Aur humari bibiyan buri
12:13Arey, arey
12:19Machaud, dekhe mere saath kya ho gaya
12:23Main kitni jawan ho gayi ho
12:25Arey jawan nahi momo
12:27Tum buri ho gayi ho
12:29Aur khuda ka waas hai kisi ko mat batana
12:31Ke tum meri bibi ho
12:33Bhai, yeh sara kuch us khote de putar doctor ki wajah se hua hai
12:38Mera kya ghusoor hai Nabeel isme
12:40Main toh involved bhi nahi thi
12:42Janu, tumhe kya zaroorat padhi thi wo sharbat peene ki yaar
12:45Ab log kya kehengi
12:47Kitna kam umar aur khubsurat husband
12:50Aur bibi kitni buri yaar
12:52Us doctor ke bachay ko toh phone karo
12:59Bell ja rahi hai, phone nahi utha raha wo
13:02Nabeel, mujhe chakkar aa rahe hain
13:04Janu, ab tumhari umar nahi hai chakkaron wali
13:06Ayo rabba, aye mere ghaate
13:10Joji Begum, ab is model ke ghode naye nahi milenge
13:13Desa hai, tanu ghode nahi milenge
13:15Main toh dikhne lagi hai, ujheri mein
13:18Isko pakro, dikhne lagi hai
13:20Pakro apni, apni bibi ho ko samaan pakro
13:23Ab log chalo, teri aala pe chalo
13:25Teri maa hai, tu le ja pakad se
13:27Acha, acha, pakad aao, pakad aao
13:31Chal, chal, chal
13:33Chal shaba, dekh ke, dekh ke
13:35Aake jaake kirin
13:37Aao janu, aao, aaraam se janu, aaraam se
13:41Aaye Nabeel, main toh itni young aur active thi
13:46Main aise nahi reh sakti Nabeel
13:49Janu, ab tu aise hi rehna padega saari umar
13:52Nabeel, tum aakhir kab tak meri khidmat karoge?
13:56Janu, jab tak nurse nahi aa jaati
13:58Kya?
13:59Haan janu, main abhi papa ji se keh rahe hoon
14:01Bhi tumhare liye khubsura si, intelligent si nurse ka baddobast karke
14:04Nabeel, mujhe tabiat theek nahi lag rahi meri
14:08Janu, mujhe lagta hai, tumhare karo 2-4 test karwaa lete hain
14:11Ho sakta toh main 2-4 badi badi bimaariyan ho gayi hoon
14:14Kya?
14:15Haan, iss umar mein akshar badi badi bimaariyan ho jaati hai
14:19Pir kya pata janu, tum kab tak zinda hoon?
14:22Nabeel, main buraape wali zindagi nahi guzaar sakti abhi
14:28Tum, tum wo doctor ko phone karo, chalo
14:31Janu, ab doctor is baat ka koi hal nahi nikal sakta
14:34Shukar karo, main jawan hoon tumhari khidmat karne ke liye
14:38Main tumhare liye blood pressure, sugar, gutno ke dard ki
14:41Aur uric acid ki dwaiye leke bhi aaya
14:44Tum baitho bas, main leke aata hoon
14:49Georgie maigam, yeh hazir-e-khidmat hai aapka khaana, khaaneejiyega
14:54Mustakim
14:56Mustakim, roti kyon le aaya?
14:59Nahi chappi jandi mere kono
15:01Abhi thodi der pehle biscuit khaaye the, do daand hilna shuru ho gaye
15:05Begum, agar aap hukm karein, to aapkar yeh sona ki bateesthi banwadein
15:10Kharche ki baatein na karo Mustakim
15:13Kal se mujhe koi daliya, saagoo, daana yeh cheezein mana dena
15:17Begum, ek baat kahein, bura toh nahi manayengi?
15:20Is haal mein, maine kis baat ka bura manana hai, bolo
15:23Arre Georgie begum, zindagi maud ka kya barosa
15:26Toh aapko advise kar rahein, ki jitna sona aur baaki cheezein
15:30Naqli, cash, waqara, wo hamare hawaale kar dijiye
15:34Aur yeh ghar bhi hamare naam kar dijiye
15:36Kyunke aapke marne ke baat, yeh sab kuch hamara hi toh hoga
15:39Mare mere dushman, main koi nahi mar rahi
15:43Jao jao ke kaam karo apna
15:45Kaam toh hum kari rahein, ek baat yaad rakhiyega Georgie begum
15:49Ab hum nahi, aap humare rahma karam pe hain
15:53Samjhi?
15:55Momo
16:01Arre momo, jalti jalti khao na yaar
16:03Doh ghente se khidha raho tumhe kaana
16:05Itni aista aista khaogi, toh raat ke khaane ka baqt ho jayega yaar
16:09Abbe, khaa toh rahi hoon
16:12Kaanton se baya nahi jaa raho
16:15Arre kaha bhi tha momo, ke tumhe naram naram sa daliya bana gaita ho
16:19Pole pole moonke saath khaa leti tum
16:21Lekin iss umar me bhi, tumhari zubaan ke chitkhaare hi nahi khatam ho rahe yaar
16:25Arre, moonpe toh mat khaas ho yaar
16:28Munawar, mera dil na bada kabraa rahe hain
16:31Arre iss umar me dil gabraata hi hai momo
16:34Acha tum haraam karo, main zara bahar se ho ke aata ho
16:37I love you Ishfaq
16:40Arre ab itni busur gaurat ko, main I love you too kaise kahoon?
16:45Ajeem sa lag raha hai yaar
16:47Ishfaq
16:48Arre rehne do tumhe, toh khaaliya tumhe
16:50Oyee Ishfaq
16:53Oyee
16:55O yaar mujhse nahi raha jaa raha, itni boori bibi ke saath hi hain
16:59Mujhse bhi
17:00Kya matlab hai Moosa, meri maa hai wo
17:02Arre maa hai toh tum jaa ke uski khidmat karo na
17:05Mujhse nahi hoti uski khidmat
17:07Bhai Joji Begum toh boori hokar masiid chirchdi ho gayi
17:10Dedh ghant aam se paan dabhaaye unhone
17:13Hello everybody
17:14Hello dead body
17:16Oyee tune kya kiya humari bibiyon ke saath?
17:18Bilkul hi badal ke rakh diya unko
17:20Mubarak ho, iska matlab hai tajurba kaamyaab ra
17:23Arre aap logon toh khush hona chahiye
17:25Aap logon ki bibiyon ko maine jawaan bala diya
17:28Arre jawaan aur khubsurat nahi
17:30Boori auntyyaan bala diya hai tune
17:32Ji ji, wo apni umro se 20-30 saal aage jaa chuki hai
17:36Kya?
17:37Itni nanhi si baat pe main chuk gaya
17:40Parna mera tajurba kaamyaab ho jaata hai
17:42Chala koi baat nahi, istha toh hota hai
17:43Agli baar ekdan perfect syrup bana ke launga aap log ke liye
17:47Chal, abhi chal aur chal ke unhe theek kar
17:49Theek kaise kar doon Naveer bhai
17:51Bhai jawaan hone wale syrup peekar toh wo boori ho gayi
17:54Aur mazeed agar koi dawaai de di aur wo apni jaan se chali gayi toh
17:58Bhai iska matlab toh ye hua
17:59Ke saari zindagi hum apni boori bibiyon ke khidmal hi karte rahenge
18:03Kyun bhai?
18:04Boori toh wo log ho hi hai na
18:06Aap log toh abhi bhi jawaan hai
18:07Aap log toh phirse shaadi ka sahte
18:10Phirse shaadi?
18:15Acha, theek hai
18:16Aap log mere mazure pe ghaur karein
18:18Main tajurbe ke asaad dekh kar aata ho
18:20Jao, jao, jao
18:21Zindagi mein pehli baar isne acha mazura diye
18:24Lekho, lekho na, Ronald ka aapne yeh telli baar acha lag raha hai
18:31Oh my God!
18:32Itna buraaba?
18:34Kaun hai aapko bhai?
18:36Oye khabeez, lambra
18:38Teri wajah se na hamara yeh haal ho ke
18:42Isse toh acha tha tu humein
18:44Usi pehli wale haal me rakta
18:47Humaan se naakh lota jaata hai
18:50Na baitha jaata hai
18:52Na hi letha jaata hai
18:54Haan, doctor
18:55Har waqt taangon mein dard rehta hai mere
18:58Khubsoodat tum?
19:00Tumhe kaafaab hoti khubsoodat?
19:01Yeh syrup pinne ke tum toh pehle se khubsoodat thi bhai
19:04Mujhe kya bata doctor ke uss sharbat mein kuch milawa tha
19:08Kuch karein
19:09Main istna nahi reh sakti saari umar
19:11Sahi baat hai bhai
19:12Agar tum saari zindagi aisa nahi
19:14Toh mera kya ho raha bhai
19:18Jaldi se dawa de
19:19Taake pehle jaise ho jaye
19:21Bhai philaan toh mere paas koi aisi dawa nahi hai
19:23Main toh bas ek tajurba kiya tha bhai
19:25Main toh phir se tajurba kar
19:26Aur humein jawan banaa de
19:29Peshaq 1920 ka banaa de
19:31Bhai maaf kar de
19:33Maaf kar de tu pehle jaisa hi banaa de humein
19:36Nah kar momo nikka banane ke chakar mein
19:395-6 saal ki kudhiyan banaa dega humein
19:41Aisa aap log bol ho ke bhi kaafi ache ghari hai
19:44Aayi jee aap
19:45Ek kaam karte hain
19:47Ek selfie rehte hain
19:48Kyuki iss tajurba se science ki duniya mein
19:50Talent ka bas gaya hai
19:55Perfective
19:56Mul teri selfie da
19:58Jaa jaa ke dawaai bana
20:00Toh wapas humein waisa jawan karte jaise hum te
20:04Nahi te tera gala apne hathon se dabaoongi main
20:08Aacha theeka theeka
20:09Fikar maa karein
20:10Mera aata
20:13Jee jee Mrs. Khan
20:14Teen shandaar aur nau jawan
20:16Ladko ke liye teen rishtey chahiye
20:19Teen teen rishtey ek hi ghar ke
20:21Wo bhi itni emergency mein
20:24Bas aap samjhe
20:25Teenon ko bhaansi ka order ho gaya
20:27Mazaad kar raha ho mazaad kar raha ho
20:29Actually teenon ne na
20:30Business ke liye Turkey
20:32Phir wahaan se New York fly karna hai
20:34Aacha theek hai
20:35Phir aap log mujhe apni age waghara bata de
20:37Ek minute ek minute
20:38Dekhiye yeh dono apne baare mein khud batayenge
20:41Meri age toh aapko pata hai
20:43Koi young isi bandi dhoond liyega
20:45Over to Mehmoot sahab
20:46Mrs. Khan
20:47Dekhiye mere liye na
20:48Aap koi 37 se 36 ki dhoond liyega
20:5137 ki ho toh better hai
20:54Sune
20:55Agar 36 ki ho ja toh aur bhi acha hai
20:57Over to Mustaqeem sahab
21:00Mrs. Khan
21:01Agar aap inke liye 36 ki dhoond rahi hai
21:03Toh hamare liye 31-32 ki dhoond liyega
21:05Aam agar haan
21:07Shaari ka zaukh bahot ala hona chahiye
21:09Mere kaam aur ki jayega Mrs. Khan
21:1132-32 ki na 2 kar de
21:13Ma aapne rishte jaldi karwaani hai Mrs. Khan
21:16Aap log fikar hi na kare
21:18Aap logon ne jaisa bataya
21:19Theek waise rishte mere paas hai
21:22Wah wah wah
21:23Bohot shukriya
21:24Thank you thank you
21:25Kal ke kal hi aap logon ki shadi karwaa dungi
21:27Lekin fees meri double hogi
21:29Kyunki urgent rishte hai na
21:30Mrs. Khan
21:31Aapne fees ki tension bilkul nahi leni
21:34Haan bas ek baat yaad rakhiye ka
21:36Rishte jo hai na
21:37Yani shadi jo hai
21:38Wo hogi court mein
21:40Theek hai ok bye
21:41Ok ok theek hai
21:42Naveed
21:43Main toh khai toh chalo
21:44Apni apni biviyon ko chalke batate hain
21:46Bhai ho sakta ye khabar sunne ke baad
21:48Wo heart attack ka shikar ho jaye
21:50Kyunki umre bhi toh khasi ho gayi unki
21:52Mustaqeem sahab
21:53Sach toh unko batana padega
21:55Aap jo bhi hoga phir dekha jayega
21:57Ab toh humare saron par
21:59Sera saj kar rahega
22:01Wo jo humare saron par sajega
22:03Wo sera hoga
22:04Haan jee
22:05Pe pe pe pe pe
22:07Pa pa pa pa pa
22:09Pe pe pe pe pe
22:11Pa pa pa pa pa
22:12Pe pe pe pe pe
22:17Aaj ho aaj ho aaj ho
22:19Aaj ho
22:20Hai Nabeel
22:21Acha hua tum aagaye ho
22:22Please meri help kuro
22:24Kamre tak jaane mein
22:25Are jaanu
22:27Papa ji se kehge na
22:29Koi nafs nafs raklo yaar
22:30Apne nau jawaan shaur ko
22:32Kab tak munazam banaage rakhogi mehi
22:34Hai Mustaqeem
22:36Meri dhawa ka time ho gaya
22:38Joji Begum
22:40Ab aapki dhawa ka nahi
22:42Dhawa ka waqt hua chahta hai
22:44Chalo bhi dhawa karo
22:46Ishfaq
22:48Mere haath kamre
22:50Padma to de please
22:52Are tum na haath me dahi ka piyaala pakad lo
22:54Lassi ban jaayegi
22:56Main kya isi kaam ke liye raayegayun
22:58Ke saari zindagi tumhari khidmat karunga
23:00Aise nahi chalega
23:02Toh phir kaisa chalega
23:04Phir ye
23:06Hum teenon de faishla kar liya
23:08Ke hum shaadi karenge
23:10Woh bhi kal subah
23:12Tum dono toh jo marzi karo
23:14Mera Mustaqeem
23:16Aisa nahi kar sakta
23:18Madam kya keh rahi hain aap
23:20Humare bhi kuch armaan hain
23:22Hum bhi seena mein din rakhte hain
23:24Ek second
23:26Mrs. Khan ka message aagaya
23:28Unhone narkiyon ki tasbeeh
23:32Yeh mera wali ho gayi
23:34Yeh aap wali
23:36Nabeel niya
23:38Achi hai
23:40Chanu
23:42Tume dikhao
23:44Shut up Nabeel
23:46Tum aaj ho
23:48Kal nahi hogi
23:50Chale Mustaqeem sahab
23:52Mera khayal hain
23:54Subah ki nikah ki tyariyan karte hain
23:56Bye
23:58Bye
24:06Chanu
24:08Aaj ho Chanu
24:10Aaj ho Chanu
24:12Aaj ho Chanu
24:14Aaj ho Chanu
24:16Aaj ho Chanu
24:18Aaj ho Chanu
24:20Aaj ho Chanu
24:22Aaj ho Chanu
24:24Aaj ho Chanu
24:26Aaj ho Chanu
24:28Aaj ho Chanu
24:30Aaj ho Chanu
24:32Aaj ho Chanu
24:34Aaj ho Chanu
24:36Aaj ho Chanu
24:38Aaj ho Chanu
24:40Aaj ho Chanu
24:42Come on, let's go!
24:45Come on, let's go!
24:47Come on, let's go!
24:48Come on!
24:50J-J-J-Jandu! You've grown up again!
24:54B-b-b-b-but Jyoti, you were beautiful even when you were old.
25:00Yeah, yeah, Momo!
25:01What was the need to grow up again?
25:04You looked so cute when you were old!
25:07Shut up!
25:08The doctor gave me the medicine in the night, Nabil.
25:11When I woke up, I was back to my old self.
25:14Very good, Janu! Very good, Janu!
25:18Don't you dare call me Janu!
25:21Now all three of you have only two options.
25:24Either take the medicine for tomorrow, or get beaten up.
25:27No, no, no, no, no, no!
25:41The world is not a bubble
25:47Come on, let's go!
25:50The world is not a bubble
25:56Come on, let's make a bubble
25:58Let's go to the other side of the ocean
26:01We'll see the other side first
26:03Let's go to the other side
26:05Come on, let's make a bubble
26:07Come on, let's go!
26:11The world is not a bubble