Aired (April 5, 2025): Though the pandemic brought sadness and struggles, we’ve also gained important lessons. Pooh opens up about his realizations during the lockdown. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
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00:00But for the prohibited things, what are the things that you can promote?
00:04Like, it's okay, it doesn't cause too much damage,
00:07you can just laugh about it, and everything that you do, even if it's prohibited.
00:11I have an example.
00:13At the airport, the handkerchief is only 7 kg, right?
00:16The ladies really carry 4 of them.
00:19There's a biscuit, there's a shoulder bag that looks like it's about to explode,
00:24because they already put everything in there.
00:25And the handkerchief is only 7 kg, there's 25 cans inside,
00:29they just vacuumed it.
00:31And they're still mad at the counter,
00:33Ma'am, it's 7 kg.
00:37It's just one!
00:41So I can promote that,
00:43because it shows how creative Filipinos are.
00:47That's true, that's true.
00:49Or their pockets are full of panties,
00:51so they can't fit in the line.
00:53First, when you enter the airport,
00:55you're still wearing that, right?
00:57Then later, when you walk, you're wearing this,
00:59there's a lot of jackets.
01:01Because you're overweight.
01:03I can promote that,
01:05even if it's prohibited.
01:07Do you have anything like that?
01:09I'm perfect, Ma'am.
01:11You don't do anything that's prohibited?
01:13There's one thing,
01:15because I'm really careful, Ma'am.
01:19When I'm watching,
01:21I can't forget that I'm watching Avatar.
01:23I said,
01:25I'm really careful, Ma'am.
01:27Later, when you remove this part,
01:29think of Mama Pai,
01:31the one you don't like.
01:33Relate, relate, it's Avatar, Ma'am, Avatar.
01:35At the same time, you remove it,
01:37oh, there's a butt, Ma'am.
01:39Ma'am, Ma'am, come on.
01:41Hey, Buboy, don't be shy.
01:43It's here.
01:45You can't do it.
01:47I was about to go to the bathroom,
01:49and I saw a cockroach.
01:51There were three cockroaches.
01:53Three cockroaches were walking in front of the chair.
01:55I said,
01:57dirty, I can do it here.
01:59I can't do it there.
02:01You can't do that, Buboy.
02:03But it's just one time.
02:05Apologize to the mall, they might watch it.
02:07How can they watch it?
02:09We'll report you.
02:11Don't, I won't do it again, promise.
02:13But it's prohibited.
02:15If you watch the movie,
02:17the one with three cockroaches,
02:19I saw that too.
02:21Really?
02:23Yes, it's like that.
02:25So every time I stop for three cockroaches,
02:27that's the sign so you can stop.
02:29You see, Ma'am Chemp, that's it.
02:31My head didn't hurt when she remembered
02:33the three cockroaches.
02:35One of them has a butt.
02:37No, the antenna of one of them is broken.
02:39Then it stopped walking.
02:41No, I tried something
02:43that's prohibited, but
02:45I can't tell you
02:47what airline it is.
02:49If we're visiting,
02:51if we're
02:53doing a show abroad,
02:55of course, the producer will answer.
02:57It's a business class.
02:59Yes, it should be.
03:01In business class, there's a thick blanket.
03:03You have a blanket, a thick blanket,
03:05there's food, everything.
03:07I used to have cravings.
03:09I used to have cravings.
03:11I used to have cravings.
03:13Now, vapes are popular.
03:15After eating,
03:17you'll look for something.
03:19Food is fabulous in business class.
03:21There's a lot.
03:23You know what I did one time?
03:25I wasn't done eating,
03:27so I turned off the lights,
03:29and it was getting dark.
03:31I prepared the perfume.
03:33Then I took my vape.
03:35Then I ran like that.
03:37Maybe
03:39three times.
03:41But your eyes
03:43got bigger.
03:45Your eyes got bigger.
03:47The level of your kidneys.
03:49Then,
03:51I smelled it.
03:53Then, I opened it like that.
03:55There's nothing.
03:57But you know, that's prohibited.
03:59You can't do that.
04:01No, you're vaping.
04:03It's vaporized.
04:05It doesn't go up.
04:07Is that still prohibited?
04:09Yes, it's prohibited.
04:11Electronic, vape,
04:13especially real cigarettes.
04:15I'm wondering
04:17why I'm asking about the prohibitions.
04:19For those who don't know,
04:21this is Batang Samar.
04:23She's from the province.
04:25She's an obedient child.
04:27She's a mother.
04:29She's a family member.
04:31She's a grandmother.
04:33Up until now,
04:35you left the showbiz early.
04:37You chose a more private life.
04:39You chose to do business.
04:41Why are you doing this?
04:43I didn't exit.
04:45I just needed a project.
04:47I needed this.
04:49I had a choice.
04:51I was just balancing my life.
04:55As you grow old,
04:57you're looking for...
04:59When you were young,
05:01you went to Puyat.
05:03You're still young.
05:05You don't have time to run.
05:07After taping,
05:09you have to wake up at 8.
05:11You have to drink.
05:13You can only sleep for 1-2 hours.
05:15You have to fight.
05:17That's how it is.
05:19Now,
05:21you're looking for
05:23a quality of life.
05:25In comedy bars,
05:27sometimes,
05:29You can't get rid of it.
05:31You just want to get rid of it.
05:33That's how it is.
05:35Religiously,
05:37every night,
05:39I have a set.
05:41If I don't have a set,
05:43I have taping.
05:45If I can still go to class after taping,
05:47I can still get up at 10.
05:49I can still get up at 12.
05:51Now,
05:53you're prioritizing
05:55getting some rest.
05:57Before,
05:59it was like
06:01an influence
06:03of the pandemic.
06:05That's right.
06:07There were a lot of learnings.
06:09I saw the value of life during the pandemic.
06:11There was a lot of
06:13resistance.
06:15There were a lot of things
06:17that were affected by the pandemic.
06:19That became my lesson
06:21that when these things happen,
06:23what to do?
06:25You should've done it earlier.
06:27You should've prioritized it.
06:29You should've had a quality time.
06:31All of that,
06:33you can't be lazy.
06:35You can't drink a lot.
06:37That's what I'm saying.
06:39That's why I'm commenting
06:41on your decision to slow down.
06:43Think of yourself.
06:45We know that we can't always be tired.
06:47We can't be stressed.
06:49All diseases come from stress.
06:51But still,
06:53whatever we do,
06:55our head will get tired.
06:57We don't love too much.
06:59What was the triggering moment
07:01when you said no?
07:03Like, there's something wrong.
07:05I need to be myself.
07:07What is it?
07:09Since the pandemic started.
07:11That's it.
07:15Since 2003,
07:17I've been an artist.
07:19In 1998, I was in a comedy bar.
07:21I was able to build a house.
07:27You know,
07:29you built a house
07:31but you didn't check it.
07:33When the pandemic started,
07:35I found out that my room
07:37has 108 tiles.
07:39You're just lying.
07:41No, it's true.
07:43I was amazed.
07:45Because before,
07:47because you're so busy,
07:49you'll just get some clothes,
07:51eat, and leave.
07:53It's just like that.
07:55I realized that this is what I'm struggling with.
07:57I didn't appreciate it.
07:59It's like,
08:03You didn't know that your house has two floors.
08:05We have a second floor.
08:09Those are the lessons
08:11that I learned
08:13during the pandemic.
08:15I should've
08:17prohibited myself
08:19so that I can enjoy
08:21what I do.
08:23For example,
08:25you're a founder.
08:27When the pandemic started,
08:29you didn't realize that you have 108 tiles.
08:31It's like,
08:33this is my investment
08:35and I didn't give it importance.
08:37Now, I'm able to leave.
08:39I can hang out on the sofa.
08:41You have more me time now.
08:43Yes, I have more me time now.
08:45That's it.
08:47That's it.
08:49Like you said,
08:51you should be the one
08:53to give the prohibitions
08:55that you should
08:57give importance to.
08:59There are personal
09:01non-negotiables.
09:03I don't want this. It's prohibited to me.
09:05But there's a half of it.
09:07You said that during the pandemic,
09:09one more thing,
09:11it's prohibited to go out.
09:13I don't get it.
09:15I got 250 tiles
09:17when the pandemic started.
09:19It's true.
09:21It's expensive.
09:23It's prohibited.
09:25During the pandemic,
09:27we don't see each other for a long time.
09:29We see each other at night.
09:31When there's a curfew.
09:33Yes, tiles.
09:35When we go out,
09:37there's a barangay.
09:39They hide.
09:41Our research says
09:43it's exciting to make a prohibition.
09:45Pandemic.
09:47We don't want to be bored. We want to be excited.
09:49Of course, you can't do it online.
09:51Yes.
09:53You might get in trouble.
09:55There might be a booking.
09:57I was about to say that.
09:59You're booking and you're wearing a mask.
10:01You're just
10:03lifting the mask.
10:05It's just like that.
10:07Because it's prohibited.
10:09I was like,
10:11this is a pandemic.
10:13You look handsome
10:15because of the mask.
10:17Your eyes are beautiful,
10:19but your teeth are missing.
10:21In your profile,
10:23you look handsome.
10:25Sir, thank you for following.
10:27Where are you?
10:29Then, we'll chat.
10:31Sir is too much.
10:33I'm stuck with sir.
10:35I asked, are you a student?
10:37So that I won't get hurt.
10:39I might be a Filipino.
10:41He's too much.
10:43Your booking is funny.
10:45You're wearing a mask.
10:47There's a face shield.
10:49You don't have a face shield.
10:51There's a handsome guy.
10:53We tried to kiss, but we have a face shield.
10:55You agreed?
10:57Yes.
10:59But it's prohibited.
11:01Your face shield is wet.
11:03It's moist. Where are you?
11:05Did you try to kiss
11:07with a face shield?
11:09He tried. Sorry.