Full Episode Of The Oscar Winning is My Ex
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00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:11Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer, babe.
00:00:17Jim?
00:00:22Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:25With me? With my best friend?
00:00:31Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:39Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:45Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:49Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:55I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me? A knife in my back?
00:01:05The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:08Stop! You're insane!
00:01:10Get off me!
00:01:12You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:16And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:25Gladly, you heartless bastard.
00:01:28Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. I should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:32Who, Lois? Clark? Please. You're just a nobody.
00:01:36And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:42That's a good girl.
00:01:44Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:49You know what? I hope you both rock in hell!
00:01:57Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:59That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:01She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:02Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:02:04That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:06She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:08Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:10Let her stay.
00:02:12Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark.
00:02:16He'll let me stay.
00:02:20Oh my God, Lois, what happened?
00:02:22It's Jim. He cheated and he kicked me out.
00:02:27Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:30Look, I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow.
00:02:34Of course. Come on in.
00:02:39Take as long as you need.
00:02:42Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:47How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:49You miss him?
00:02:51No. No. I'm just curious.
00:02:54Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:00What?
00:03:13Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:27Oh my God, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:31Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:40So, how was the show?
00:03:43It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here.
00:03:47Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:52I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:55Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:01I'm okay with that.
00:04:11So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:15Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:20Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help.
00:04:22Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:24That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark.
00:04:27This could be his big break.
00:04:29Barney! That's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:33There's a catch. The agency has this policy.
00:04:36They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:39So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:53Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:55Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:05:01Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:03I found it for someone else.
00:05:08I thought you loved me.
00:05:11If you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:14What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:18But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:20What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby? That snobbish, rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:27Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:30This is not up for discussion, Clark! We're done!
00:05:50Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:05Hi.
00:06:07It appears you have company.
00:06:10I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:15I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:16Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:27And here I am.
00:06:32Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:37Way to go, Lois.
00:06:47Cain! You are late!
00:06:50Or have you forgotten you're not the big-shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:54Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:57I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:06There. That should help.
00:07:08By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:11That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:13And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:16Last chance, Cain. Don't screw this up.
00:07:20Listen up, everyone.
00:07:22This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:25Well, well, well. Look who it is.
00:07:30She's my new boss?
00:07:32I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:37Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:39I already have.
00:07:40Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:42Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:50Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:53And now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:56Must be tough, huh?
00:07:59And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:06Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:11No.
00:08:21Damn it, Stella!
00:08:23Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:26Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:28Wait, ten minutes? But who's gonna-
00:08:30Owen, he's a handful.
00:08:32Good luck with that.
00:08:41First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:45Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:48Hello? Ground Control to Major Kane.
00:08:53I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:56Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:00Hello?
00:09:02I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:09:04Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:05Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:07My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:11You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:17Right, of course, yes.
00:09:19The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through-
00:09:25Their emotions are high and low. Their love-
00:09:30This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:32Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:42Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:45Why is she so upset? Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:50Definitely some tension there. I've never seen him like this.
00:09:53I appreciate your advice.
00:09:55If I may, it's clear Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:01She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:06Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:11Don't touch her!
00:10:16Don't touch her!
00:10:18Lois.
00:10:20Everyone, the press caucus is over.
00:10:22Thank you for your time.
00:10:24What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:26Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:29Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:32Wait, what?
00:10:39Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:42If they go digging into our past-
00:10:44Since when do you care about my career?
00:10:46I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:10:49It still hurts to think about you, though.
00:10:51The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:10:54Clark, I-
00:10:56Do you really think I care about you?
00:10:58I care about you.
00:11:00I care about you.
00:11:02I care about you.
00:11:04I care about you.
00:11:06I care about you.
00:11:08I care about you.
00:11:10I care about you.
00:11:11Clark, I-
00:11:13You played me for years.
00:11:15From high school through college.
00:11:17I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:20Please.
00:11:22Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:24I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:26Lois.
00:11:42I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:50God.
00:11:52Did we really just kiss?
00:11:54Listen up, everyone.
00:11:56Big, huge news.
00:11:58Our magazine's been acquired
00:12:00and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:03So let's get it together
00:12:05and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:08Out.
00:12:09First impression.
00:12:11Oh, and Lois,
00:12:13maybe try to look a little more
00:12:15presentable.
00:12:17No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:19Excuse me?
00:12:21Save it.
00:12:23Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:25We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:36Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:37Let's wait until
00:12:39the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:42Say goodbye to your career,
00:12:44Lois Pulitzer Kane.
00:12:55What the hell?
00:12:58Hello?
00:13:00Hello?
00:13:02Anyone out there? Hello?
00:13:04Oh, God.
00:13:05Oh, God.
00:13:09Oh, please.
00:13:14Oh, God.
00:13:16Please.
00:13:18Lois.
00:13:20Lois. Hey.
00:13:22Lois.
00:13:24Look at me.
00:13:26It's okay.
00:13:28Breathe.
00:13:31That's it.
00:13:33You're okay.
00:13:35You're okay.
00:13:43Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:45With Lois?
00:13:47I told you they had a thing.
00:13:54Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:56You didn't.
00:13:58What's happening?
00:14:00Lois Kane,
00:14:02you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:03What?
00:14:05That's insane. I didn't write that.
00:14:09Lois Kane,
00:14:11you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:13What?
00:14:15That's insane. I didn't write that.
00:14:17I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:19I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:23You know I would never.
00:14:25Save it for the judges.
00:14:27Wait.
00:14:29Wait. Let her go.
00:14:31No, I said let her go.
00:14:34I've already handled this.
00:14:37Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:40As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:45Holy shit.
00:14:47He's my boss now?
00:14:49And as the new owner,
00:14:51I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:56As the new owner,
00:14:58I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:00What the hell is he up to?
00:15:01Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:03It says it was published around the same time
00:15:05Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:07Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:09Maybe.
00:15:11Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:13Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:16That'll clear things up.
00:15:18Mr. Cavill,
00:15:20the security system has been compromised.
00:15:22All of the footage is gone.
00:15:31Hello?
00:15:33Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:35I need answers now.
00:15:37What?
00:15:40The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:43Jim?
00:15:46That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:48Not again.
00:15:53Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:55Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:58Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:02I mean...
00:16:05Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:10It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:13But I can issue a statement
00:16:16saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:19Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:24One more thing.
00:16:27Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:32I went in there to make a private phone call
00:16:35and she happened to walk in.
00:16:37But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:41Clearly, somebody here is more focused
00:16:44on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:46rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:50Clearly, somebody here is more focused
00:16:53on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:55rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:02Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in
00:17:05and tackle these issues on our own.
00:17:09But Mr. Cavell, I swear I have no idea...
00:17:11Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:14This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:18Understood.
00:17:23That's all for now.
00:17:25I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:17:29Lois.
00:17:35He's up to something.
00:17:38And whatever it is,
00:17:40it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:17:49Vodka tonic, please.
00:17:51Vodka tonic, please.
00:17:53Make it strong.
00:17:55I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:57We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:59Oh, sorry.
00:18:01Sorry, Sam.
00:18:03Excuse me.
00:18:16So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:20No problem.
00:18:22So, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:27He cheated with my best friend.
00:18:31We're divorced now.
00:18:33I'm staying with Barney, just for now.
00:18:37So, going to another rich man didn't really work out?
00:18:41Carmen's a bitch.
00:18:43That's not what happened.
00:18:45But I have some money in my pocket now, too.
00:18:47I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:51So, I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:54Go to hell, Clark.
00:18:56I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:58Oh, really?
00:19:00Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:02I remember every detail.
00:19:04You don't know the half of it.
00:19:06Then tell me, Lois.
00:19:08Why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:10I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:12It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:15That's what I thought.
00:19:17You just left, just like that.
00:19:44You're mine, Lois.
00:19:46Remember that.
00:20:15Dammit.
00:20:24I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:26What do you want, Clark?
00:20:28Lois.
00:20:30I want you to move in with me.
00:20:32Really?
00:20:34You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:36I don't think so.
00:20:38I don't think so.
00:20:40I don't think so.
00:20:42I don't think so.
00:20:44After everything between us.
00:20:46I know. I know.
00:20:48But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:50Just something simpler.
00:20:52No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:54That's insane.
00:20:56Lois, you owe me.
00:20:58After everything we've been through?
00:21:00But I didn't...
00:21:02Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:04What about the paparazzi?
00:21:06Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:08I'm under the radar here.
00:21:10I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:12No one knows who I am.
00:21:15I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:17No one knows who I am.
00:21:19What about the paparazzi?
00:21:21Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:23I'm under the radar here.
00:21:25I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:27No one knows who I am.
00:21:29Alright. Fine.
00:21:31Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:33And...
00:21:35You know, if people found out about us,
00:21:37it could ruin your career.
00:21:39You know what?
00:21:41You're right.
00:21:42I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now, and...
00:21:44I'm just going to call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:46Clark, stop. Be serious.
00:21:49I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:52That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:54Look, I just...
00:21:56I don't want to be the reason
00:21:58you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:01I get it.
00:22:03Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:06I just have one more question.
00:22:08Just for fun.
00:22:12What if I did want you back?
00:22:14I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:16I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:18Fine.
00:22:20I'll...
00:22:22I'll take you back, the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:25Happy now?
00:22:27Challenge accepted.
00:22:29I'm sorry.
00:22:31I'm sorry.
00:22:33I'm sorry.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:37I'm sorry.
00:22:39I'm sorry.
00:22:40Challenge accepted.
00:22:44Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:46No, it's fine. I'll get a new car.
00:23:08Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:10Jim?
00:23:12None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:14I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:16What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:18I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:20Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:22Right, a friend.
00:23:24Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:26You've got some nerve,
00:23:28accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:30You know what?
00:23:32You're just so desperate to find anyone
00:23:34who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:36Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:41You okay?
00:23:50You okay?
00:24:01You okay?
00:24:11Sir, will you step away?
00:24:13Who the fuck?
00:24:15Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:17Get out of my way!
00:24:22You son of a bitch!
00:24:24Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:26Now look what you made me do.
00:24:28Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:30Get out of my way.
00:24:34Dammit!
00:24:41Ah, okay.
00:24:43So that's your new sugar daddy, eh, Lois?
00:24:53Hey,
00:24:55Sin,
00:24:57I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:24:59No problem.
00:25:02I mean,
00:25:04it's not like you left me for a loser
00:25:06or anything like that.
00:25:08Oh, wait.
00:25:10Are you going to throw this in my face right now?
00:25:12Lois, I'm just saying,
00:25:14you made your choice and this happened.
00:25:16You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:18Pull over, please.
00:25:21I'm getting out.
00:25:30Mr. Cavill,
00:25:32why would you say something like that
00:25:34if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:37Follow her.
00:25:39Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:44It's me.
00:25:46I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:48I need to know contacts, movements,
00:25:50everything, no stone left unturned.
00:25:57Well, well, well.
00:25:59Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:02I've got a special assignment for you.
00:26:04I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:06What is it this time?
00:26:08You're going to be interviewing
00:26:10that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:12Oh, and it's live.
00:26:14Live?
00:26:16Well, look, I'm going to need some time to prepare.
00:26:18No time.
00:26:20Here's the list.
00:26:22Live in five.
00:26:24Don't screw this up.
00:26:35Good morning, everyone.
00:26:37I'm Lois Kane,
00:26:39and today we're joined by
00:26:41singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:43It's great to be here.
00:26:45Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:47I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:50A little lower.
00:26:56This is perfect, girl.
00:27:05Stella, are you serious?
00:27:07I can't ask him these.
00:27:09They're so inappropriate.
00:27:11That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:13So get the fuck on with it
00:27:15unless you want to get fired
00:27:17or blacklisted from every media outlet
00:27:19in this city.
00:27:21So, Jace,
00:27:23rumors are spreading
00:27:25that your last album tanked
00:27:27because you were sleeping around
00:27:29and partying too much.
00:27:31Care to comment?
00:27:34What the hell did you just say?
00:27:36I...
00:27:39We've got a major problem.
00:27:41You need to see us now.
00:27:48Did you know about this?
00:27:50Was this your plan all along
00:27:52to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:27:59We've got a major problem.
00:28:01You need to see us now.
00:28:04Did you know about this?
00:28:06Was this your plan all along
00:28:08to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:11No, I was...
00:28:13Save it.
00:28:15We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:17This is slander.
00:28:19Stella, please tell him.
00:28:21It wasn't my idea.
00:28:23Grab her.
00:28:25No.
00:28:27I'm not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31Just please let me explain.
00:28:35Don't touch her.
00:28:43Don't touch her.
00:28:59Chase,
00:29:01we're leaving.
00:29:02Chase,
00:29:04we're leaving now.
00:29:06Are you alright?
00:29:14Let's go.
00:29:21Sit down.
00:29:27You're okay.
00:29:29Here.
00:29:32I'll be right back.
00:29:43What the hell were you thinking
00:29:45pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:48What the hell were you thinking
00:29:50pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:52Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:54My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:29:56You're fired.
00:29:58Grab your things and go.
00:30:00Please.
00:30:02She's in the hospital.
00:30:04That's not my problem. Get out.
00:30:06Wait. No. It wasn't her fault.
00:30:08Please.
00:30:10Just give her another chance.
00:30:13Alright.
00:30:15But if anything like this happens again,
00:30:17you're both out. Understood?
00:30:20Okay. Go.
00:30:28Um,
00:30:30thanks again.
00:30:32You need to be more careful.
00:30:34You're way too trusting.
00:30:36That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:38Really? That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:40Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:03I love you.
00:31:10Hey, we shouldn't.
00:31:12Not here.
00:31:14Why not? I own the place, remember?
00:31:29Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:30I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:33Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary,
00:31:36and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:31:39documenting every moment.
00:31:41The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house,
00:31:43and work alongside him 24-7
00:31:46until the documentary is completed.
00:31:48Afterward,
00:31:50they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:53The closer I keep you,
00:31:55the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:31:57Afterward,
00:31:59they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:02I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:32:04I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:07Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:10Lois,
00:32:12I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:17Mr. Cavill,
00:32:19Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:21I have far more experience.
00:32:24My decision is final.
00:32:26Stella,
00:32:28Miss Cade,
00:32:30what do you say?
00:32:35Clark, I know you're trying to protect me,
00:32:37but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:39I mean, after...
00:32:40Yeah, I do.
00:32:42So, Lois, what's it gonna be?
00:32:44The more time we spend together,
00:32:46the closer Clark might get to the truth
00:32:48about why I broke up with him.
00:32:50It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:52I...
00:32:54I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but...
00:32:56I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:04I...
00:33:06I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but...
00:33:08I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:10Lois,
00:33:12if you don't take this opportunity,
00:33:14I will hand it to a competition on a silver platter.
00:33:16Lois!
00:33:18If you pass up this opportunity,
00:33:20I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:22We don't.
00:33:24We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:30All right.
00:33:32I'll do it.
00:33:34First the storage room incident,
00:33:36then last night.
00:33:38There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:41All right, everyone.
00:33:43Back to work.
00:33:45Jim?
00:33:47It's me.
00:33:49I need a favor.
00:33:51Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:53I don't know.
00:33:55I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:04So,
00:34:06about tonight's awards ceremony...
00:34:08What about it?
00:34:10You're coming with me.
00:34:12As a partner.
00:34:14Clark, I don't think that's...
00:34:16My team will help you get ready.
00:34:18It's all part of the documentary, remember?
00:34:21Ladies,
00:34:23let's go.
00:34:35So,
00:34:37spill it.
00:34:39What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:41Oh, um...
00:34:43No, we're just colleagues.
00:34:45Sure.
00:34:47Colleagues.
00:34:48Got it.
00:34:50You know,
00:34:51I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:53Heard him once totally wasted,
00:34:55swearing he was going to make it big to win her back.
00:34:57He was a mess.
00:34:59After all this time,
00:35:01he's still...
00:35:22You,
00:35:24you look good.
00:35:28And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:31You ready to go?
00:35:33Actually, Clark,
00:35:35there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:38I've been thinking a lot about it,
00:35:40and I think I might want to, to...
00:35:42There's my favorite power couple.
00:35:44You know,
00:35:46I've been thinking a lot about it,
00:35:48and I think I might want to, to...
00:35:49There's my favorite power couple.
00:35:51Sorry.
00:35:55I can't do this.
00:35:57It would crush him
00:35:59if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:00It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:18How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Nick Lois?
00:36:23What, did you, uh,
00:36:25land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:28Seriously, Jim?
00:36:30You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:32What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:34I don't know.
00:36:36Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants
00:36:38while we were married?
00:36:40Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:42No, but...
00:36:44Mr. Kirby, is it true that you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:46No, that's not what's going on here.
00:36:48Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:55Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:57No, no, that's not what...
00:36:58Ms. Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:37:00Okay, okay, you guys.
00:37:02Do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:04How about the fact that Little Miss Turp
00:37:06has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:08What? That's absurd!
00:37:10Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:12Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:14How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:16He's lying.
00:37:18It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:20Okay, Lois, if that's so...
00:37:22I have proof.
00:37:24I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:26Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:28Here's the married bigwig
00:37:30that's been cozying up with Lois.
00:37:32She's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:37:34ever since we've been married.
00:37:36Oh, God. What if it's Clark?
00:37:39I have proof.
00:37:41I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:43Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:45Here's the married bigwig
00:37:47that's been cozying up with Lois.
00:37:49She's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:37:51ever since we've been married.
00:37:55That's a driver, you idiot.
00:37:56He was driving me to work.
00:38:00Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:38:03I saw you leave his house.
00:38:05Get off me.
00:38:14Back off.
00:38:16That's enough.
00:38:18I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:20I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:22Mr. Cavill, can you tell us
00:38:24about your relationship with Ms. Kane?
00:38:27Yes.
00:38:29Lois and I go way back
00:38:31when we were classmates in college.
00:38:33She's an incredibly talented journalist
00:38:35and that is why when I started
00:38:37making my documentary,
00:38:39I knew I needed someone with her skill set
00:38:41to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:43Is that the reason why
00:38:45she's been seen with you a lot lately?
00:38:47Yes.
00:38:49She's a very talented journalist
00:38:51and that is why when I started
00:38:53making my documentary,
00:38:54I knew I needed someone with her skill set
00:38:56to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:58Is that the reason why she's been seen
00:39:00with you a lot lately?
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:04She's currently writing an exclusive article
00:39:06about the making and the progress
00:39:08of the documentary.
00:39:13Mr. Kirby,
00:39:16do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:22Mr. Kirby,
00:39:24there's a little misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:27You know how it is with exes.
00:39:29Things get heated.
00:39:31Is that so?
00:39:33But anyways,
00:39:35I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:37My company and your movie,
00:39:39I want to work with you.
00:39:41Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:44Okay, what do you think?
00:39:46Listen to me very closely.
00:39:48I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:50I will never do business with your company.
00:39:54You got that? Not now and not ever.
00:40:06Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:19I will never do business with your company.
00:40:24You got that? Not now and not ever.
00:40:29Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:35So that's how it is, huh?
00:40:37Clark fucking Cabell.
00:40:39Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cabell.
00:40:43I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:46They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:48That's the only explanation.
00:40:55Find out where Clark Cabell's dressing room is, now.
00:40:58Understood, Mr. Kirby.
00:41:08You okay?
00:41:10Clark,
00:41:12if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:17I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:19I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:21Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:24The control, the humiliation?
00:41:30It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:34The constant cheating and the mind games,
00:41:37and then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:40He hit you?
00:41:44Lois,
00:41:46that will never happen again.
00:41:47That will never happen again.
00:41:49I swear, as long as I'm with you,
00:41:51no one will lay a hand on you.
00:41:54Okay.
00:42:18Go down, go down.
00:42:23One second.
00:42:25Mr. Cabell,
00:42:27I need to touch up here.
00:42:29Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:42:31It's okay.
00:42:33Nonsense, can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:35Really, you don't need to.
00:42:37Just hold still, this will only take a second.
00:42:43Okay.
00:42:47Okay.
00:43:04There you go, Mr. Cabell, perfect as always.
00:43:08Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:10Lois?
00:43:12Are you okay?
00:43:14Yeah, I'm okay, that was close.
00:43:16Yeah, that was close.
00:43:20Wow, I miss this,
00:43:22being with you.
00:43:24Me too.
00:43:27You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:40Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:42The show's about to start.
00:43:46Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:48The show's about to start.
00:43:50I'm sorry, I gotta go.
00:43:52I'll be fine.
00:43:54Go knock on the door.
00:44:00Good luck.
00:44:02Thanks.
00:44:04Bye.
00:44:06Good luck.
00:44:08Thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:10Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:16Listen, Lois,
00:44:18I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:21I'm sorry
00:44:23for what I did back then,
00:44:25convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:27Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:29No, please, let me finish.
00:44:31I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career,
00:44:33I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:37Yeah, but
00:44:39look at him now.
00:44:41It seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:43Maybe career-wise, but
00:44:45Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:50I know it's not my place,
00:44:52but you and Clark,
00:44:54you're meant to be together.
00:44:58I know it's not my place,
00:45:00but you and Clark,
00:45:02you're meant to be together.
00:45:04Yeah, but Barney,
00:45:06if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:45:08I mean,
00:45:10what will it do to your friendship?
00:45:12You're like a brother to him.
00:45:14And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:16He deserves the truth,
00:45:18and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:21There were so many nights
00:45:24he'd get drunk and just
00:45:26call out your name over and over.
00:45:29And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:31he'd always,
00:45:33he'd always say,
00:45:35I'm gonna make it big for her,
00:45:37for Lois.
00:45:39You were his motivation, though,
00:45:41even when you weren't there.
00:45:43Okay, Barney.
00:45:45Okay, you're right.
00:45:47Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:49I'm gonna tell him, and
00:45:51no more running, no more hiding.
00:45:53Thank you, Lois,
00:45:55for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:01And the award for best actor goes to
00:46:04Clark Heddale.
00:46:10Wow.
00:46:12This is,
00:46:14this is incredible.
00:46:16Thank you all so much.
00:46:18I actually want to dedicate this award
00:46:20to my wife,
00:46:22because she's my wife.
00:46:24She's my wife.
00:46:26She's my wife.
00:46:28She's my wife.
00:46:30I want to dedicate this award to someone,
00:46:32someone very special to me.
00:46:38Oh, my God!
00:46:40What the hell?
00:46:55Oh, my God!
00:47:01Uh...
00:47:04How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:47:08Is this why you turned down
00:47:10Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:47:12Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:18Lois and I fell in love in high school,
00:47:20and we stayed together through college.
00:47:22I was a struggling actor back then,
00:47:25and Lois worked two jobs to support me,
00:47:27to support my dream.
00:47:29She believed in me,
00:47:31even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:33Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:37So, why did you break up?
00:47:45So, why did you break up?
00:47:47Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:47:50I thought that she left me for a wealthy man,
00:47:53but it turns out I was wrong.
00:47:56My mistake
00:47:58was I didn't fight for her.
00:48:00I should have fought for her,
00:48:02for us.
00:48:04Oh, God, he never believed
00:48:06I would choose money over him.
00:48:08Lois, if you're watching this,
00:48:10I love you.
00:48:12I never stopped.
00:48:14Will you take me back?
00:48:16Well, folks,
00:48:18if Lois agrees,
00:48:20she should come up here
00:48:22and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:48:24Don't you?
00:48:26Well, what are you waiting for?
00:48:28Let's go.
00:48:37To true love.
00:48:48Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:48:59Clark.
00:49:01Clark.
00:49:02It's Lois.
00:49:03Barney?
00:49:04Barney, what happened?
00:49:05Where's Lois?
00:49:06I think,
00:49:07I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:09What?
00:49:15What?
00:49:17Someone drugged me at home.
00:49:19Someone drugged me at home.
00:49:21Someone drugged me at home.
00:49:23Someone drugged me at home.
00:49:25Someone drugged me at home.
00:49:26Lois?
00:49:28Someone drugged me at...
00:49:29when I woke up.
00:49:56What?
00:49:57Find the security footage now!
00:50:03Sir, your cottage has a switch on the back.
00:50:16She had this.
00:50:19Stella?
00:50:21Stella?
00:50:22What the hell?
00:50:24Where is Jim?
00:50:25I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:28Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little side piece. Start talking.
00:50:32Oh, please. How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly? Think about it, Clark.
00:50:41Her ex-husband whisks her away. Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:50:49Face it. She chose Jim over you. She doesn't love you. Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:05She doesn't love you. Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:16I doubted Lois once. I let my pride and insecurities get in the way. I lost her because of it.
00:51:20I will not let that happen again. I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen
00:51:38again. I'm choosing to believe in her. I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:43Can you believe this guy, Lois? He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:48Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have and I always will. I will find you.
00:51:56I love you too, Clark.
00:52:01Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have and I always will. I will find you.
00:52:08I can't believe him. I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:52:12You're wrong about Clark and you're wrong about me. I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:19Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending,
00:52:23I guess I'll just have to settle for ruining you.
00:52:32I'm not your puppet.
00:52:33You're going to regret that.
00:53:04Stella, this is your last chance. Where is Lois?
00:53:11If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:19Stella, I get it. You think you love Jim, but he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:34The Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:53:54Let's see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:54:04Lois, Lois, are you okay? Oh my gosh, this isn't over.
00:54:13Lois, come on, wake up.
00:54:33Hey, beautiful. Clark?
00:54:44Lois, there's something you need to know. Last night, the doctors came and they ran
00:54:50some tests on you while you're unconscious and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:00I'm pregnant?
00:55:04I'm pregnant?
00:55:07Yes, yes.
00:55:17After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:55:23Will you take me back for good?
00:55:28Yes, yes, of course, Clark, of course.
00:55:34Well, then I have one more question.
00:55:36Anything.
00:55:38Lois Cain, will you marry me?
00:55:45Yes, Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:55:51Oh my god, it's beautiful.
00:56:04Look, please, please try to understand.
00:56:11Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay? He was, he never meant to hurt us.
00:56:19I'm gonna need a best man, my boy. You in?
00:56:34Clark, oh, you made my favorite, just like in college.
00:56:48I haven't grabbed a detail, baby.
00:56:56Breaking news in the entertainment world, Clark Orville has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:02Oh my god, oh my god, congratulations, babe.
00:57:07In other news, sources close to Orville have made
00:57:11shocking allegations about his rekindled romance with Lois Cain.
00:57:16What the hell?
00:57:32Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Miss Cain is only with you for your money?
00:57:41Those allegations are completely false, if I may.
00:57:51I have to set the record straight.
00:57:53Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:57:59I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:02So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:10But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:58:17She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:21I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:24So, please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:30Let them be happy together.
00:58:32They deserve it.
00:58:33Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:42Jim, Jim, please.
00:58:45Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:46Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:49This man, he's just ruined everything.
00:58:51Listen, look, I hear you.
00:58:55Jim, this is not the way.
00:58:57Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:00I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:59:02Lois, okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:06Let's make it official.
00:59:09I got a contract right here.
00:59:12If you sign it, we got a deal, okay?
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:33And the Oscar goes to Clark Cavill.
00:59:51Wow, wow.
00:59:53Thank you, everybody, so much, truly.
00:59:55I am very honored and humbled to receive such astounding recognition today.
00:59:59This is truly an experience of a lifetime, and it means a lot to me.
01:00:04But none of this would have been possible without one thing,
01:00:08and that is the unwavering support of someone very special to me.
01:00:12And that person...
01:00:17And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:00:22Lois, you have been my rock, my inspiration, my everything.
01:00:27And on top of this, I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:31And that is that, as of today, I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:38And I've decided to move into producing
01:00:41in order to spend more time with my loved ones, my family,
01:00:44and overall focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:47That also includes supporting my wife in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:00:54Thank you, everyone, again.
01:01:17you