Death of a Unicorn Movie Clip - We're Gonna Live Forever
US Release Date: March 28, 2025
Starring: Jenna Ortega, Paul Rudd, Téa Leoni, Will Poulter
Director : Alex Scharfman
Synopsis: When a man and his daughter accidentally hit and kill a unicorn with their car, his boss tries to exploit the creature's miraculous curative properties -- with horrific results.
US Release Date: March 28, 2025
Starring: Jenna Ortega, Paul Rudd, Téa Leoni, Will Poulter
Director : Alex Scharfman
Synopsis: When a man and his daughter accidentally hit and kill a unicorn with their car, his boss tries to exploit the creature's miraculous curative properties -- with horrific results.
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00:00It's new, Priscilla. It's not the sort of thing where you let the S.D.A. get their grubby little hands on it.
00:07Just think of it as something that's been ignored.
00:09Well, how do I sound?
00:11Oh, great. Does that feel great?
00:13How's the colon?
00:14No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you about this new treatment.
00:17Sorry, can I just have a sip?
00:19I thought you'd think M.B.S. would think this is a cool opportunity if you brought everything on the market.
00:25Right, because we've partied before, and I know what he's like.
00:29Dad, Dad.
00:30Hold on, hold on, just a second, Red.
00:32Three grams to two and a half.
00:33Right, okay, two and a half to three hundred. Got it.
00:35No, no, three.
00:37Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:38Sharp ears. Do better.
00:39You're right, I apologize.
00:40What's going on?
00:41Oh, my gosh, I've never seen so much money before in my life.
00:43I think this is going to change things for us.
00:45All right, finish your prep.
00:47Let's bag the beast to go.
00:49And we're going wheels up, rickety.
00:52So, my boy says the crown prince and his cousin are going to want an eight ball to start with.
00:58What?
00:59I mean, three and a half grams.
01:01That's such an oddly specific number.
01:03Yeah, I don't know, weird, but that's what he said.
01:05Wait, is this...
01:07What?
01:08Every part of the buffalo.
01:09Wish I had my bitters from home, but it's an imperfect world.
01:12Kampai.
01:13Price is the price.
01:14Now, I won't be pushed around like some labor leader.
01:17Good.
01:19My office will call.
01:21You're right, this is absolutely delicious.
01:24I haven't had this much fun since we launched FenFen in 94.
01:29And I thought Ethereum was a good investment, which it was, to be clear.
01:32How are those numbers looking, Al?
01:34I don't know.
01:35I think we made a lot.
01:38Still plenty of surplus for the family reserves.
01:40Fuck yes.
01:41We're going to live forever.