All that f*ck calculus would break down if we offered you more than two options. #shorts #onlinedating #tinder #algorithm #bias #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00Roger runs on secret love math designed to connect the horny part of your brain to the part that's susceptible to gambling addiction.
00:09And that's pretty much all our algorithm needs to do, because when it comes to selecting a mate, your dumb meat computer really only considers two factors.
00:18Personality and sense of humor?
00:21Attractiveness and race.
00:22Oh, s**t.
00:23If you're black or Asian or Hispanic or a member of the LGBTQ plus community, you will have to endure our unintentionally but undeniably prejudiced algorithms, not to mention users.
00:37Algorithms are biased?
00:38Well, they can be, if the people who create them have inherent biases, which literally everyone on the planet does.
00:46Even if we had the best of intentions and a diverse team of employees, the very concept of our flirtation simulator is flawed, because it'll always be two choices.
00:58Man or woman, gay or straight, f**k or yuck.
01:00Sure, we let you indicate your non-binary gender, but then we force you to select whether you want to be shown alongside the men or the women.
01:10All that f**king calculus would break down if we offered you more than two options.
01:15You can't have it.