The Conners Season 1 Episode 2 Tangled Up in Blue,
The Conners Season 1 Episode 2,
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00:00Oh, David just parked.
00:07You know, I don't think I've ever met Mark's dad.
00:10Well, we've actually been separated for years, so he's never been to a parent-teacher conference
00:14before.
00:15He was working overseas.
00:16Oh.
00:17Not for money.
00:18But, uh, but he's a good dad.
00:21Yeah.
00:22Not a great dad, or he would have been on time.
00:25I'm just kidding.
00:26I'm just kidding.
00:27We have that kind of relationship.
00:28You know, when he's not around.
00:31Oh, so, so sorry we're late.
00:34Who's this?
00:35This is my girlfriend, Blue.
00:37Blue, this is Darlene, and Mark's teacher, Mrs, um, Reynolds.
00:41Thank you for having me, member of the noblest profession.
00:48And it's so nice to finally meet you, Darlene.
00:51Yes, it's nice to meet you, too.
00:54And what a delightful surprise that it's happening here.
00:59I should have told you that Blue was coming, but at the last minute, she felt that, I mean,
01:04we felt that if she was here, she could be a more profound part of Mark's life journey.
01:10Yeah, I've only met Mark twice, but I've known him forever.
01:16And you know, like they say, the more parents, the better.
01:20Um, who says that?
01:22No one says that.
01:24So, why don't we get started?
01:25Uh, yeah, sorry, I'm anxious to hear how Mark's doing in his new class.
01:29First, Mark is an absolute pleasure, although he can be a little too talkative at times.
01:34That is so Mark.
01:38I am always saying that.
01:40He's so highly verbal.
01:42I mean, totally, you would know, because you've met him twice, so.
01:46So, uh, Mark's a big talker.
01:49Is that, is that affecting his schoolwork?
01:51No.
01:52It's actually, it's a struggle to keep him challenged.
01:54Well, you know, if you think he needs some extra work to challenge him week and to help
01:57him when the kids stay over this weekend.
01:59Hold up.
02:00The kids are staying over?
02:01I never agreed to that.
02:04Huh, my smartwatch is telling me to get up and move, and I don't know, now seems like
02:09a good time.
02:12You said the kids could sleep over sometimes.
02:15That's just something you say, like, they're your kids too.
02:19Hold on.
02:20I'm trying to make up for lost time here.
02:24Fine.
02:26They can sleep over.
02:28Look, and you do not have to worry.
02:31I lived on a weed commune, where we all shared in the raising of the children.
02:39Oh, yeah, sure, well, it's easier that way when you're too stoned to know whose kid is
02:43whose.
03:18The Conners is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
03:26Ah, damn.
03:27You okay?
03:28Oh, I'm short a guy at work.
03:31My back's acting up from hanging drywall.
03:34Turns out I forgot to eat right and exercise for the last 50 years.
03:38It's never too late.
03:41That's what they say, but it is.
03:44Hey, Beck.
03:47What do you need?
03:48Willpower or a beer?
03:52Once again, we have a winner!
03:55Hey, you know what, Deej?
03:57If you want to pick up a couple extra bucks, you could help out on my crew.
04:00I am slammed at work.
04:01You know the servicing of vending machines?
04:03It's not just collecting coins.
04:05Vandals scratch curse words into the glass.
04:08And they say firemen are heroes.
04:11Hey, Dad?
04:16How come you didn't ask me to do drywall?
04:18Because I'm a girl?
04:20Wait, you're not going to get me with that one.
04:22No, I didn't ask you because you're a woman.
04:27Come on, I could really use the extra money.
04:29I'm saving to put a down payment on a mobile home with a patio and a tree that you can
04:34tie yourself to when the tornado comes.
04:38I'd love to, Beck, but it's construction.
04:41I'm not comfortable having you around all that rough language and dirty jokes.
04:46And I don't think I can cut back.
04:49Women built the pyramids, Dad.
04:53I don't know if that's true, but I like how quick you came up with it.
04:57So is that a yes?
04:58All right, butch, we'll give it a shot.
05:00Oh!
05:02And, Mom, we'll be fine.
05:04Don't text me every five minutes when I'm with Dad and Blue.
05:06I won't.
05:07Just remember, any nice feelings you have about her hurt me.
05:12Are you jealous because new Mommy is so pretty?
05:15Oh, that was rough.
05:17I'm a little wounded and kind of proud.
05:21Harris, you come from a long line of sharp-tongued women who have found that this particular gift
05:26keeps them from having any truly successful relationships outside the family.
05:35Hey, you got everything?
05:37Everything but happiness.
05:41I mean, I'm working on it with a new boyfriend.
05:43Sorry, I meant bags.
05:45Oh, yeah, we got baggage.
05:47But we're aware of it, and as a life coach, I know that once you're aware of the problem,
05:51then you can begin that long, long process.
05:55Sensing that you're still living alone?
05:57No, no, I've got Bev with me now.
06:00Talking to her is a challenge.
06:02Did you know that she was beautiful in her day, but neither of her daughters inherited that?
06:11It's so strange being in this house without your mom.
06:15When you and I were having problems, she'd always take me aside and say,
06:19David, I can't understand you when you're crying.
06:23Well, you were the daughter she always wanted.
06:28How you doing?
06:29Mm, up and down.
06:33Well, things look like they're going really well with you and Blue.
06:36Yeah, thank you for being so accepting of it.
06:38Oh, yeah, no problem.
06:40Um, did you tell her that we slept together like three months ago?
06:43I just need to know in case I mention it in passing.
06:49Please do not do that.
06:52Okay, but let's be brutally honest.
06:54After we had sex, you were totally ready to ditch Blue.
06:57Well, it was great sex.
07:02Well, it was great sex.
07:07Yeah, it was.
07:11Don't, don't confuse me.
07:14I really think I found something that works.
07:17Really? With her?
07:19Yeah.
07:21Yes, I think I found my soulmate.
07:27That's great.
07:29I mean, I just wanted clarity.
07:31As long as we're clear, it's great.
07:33Hi, Dad.
07:35Oh, me, yeah. Hi, hi, son.
07:39What happened to your socks and shoes?
07:41We're grounding.
07:42Harrison and I are gonna do this weekend with Blue.
07:44She says it's a way to be more connected to Mother Earth.
07:47Uncle David's girlfriend, Blue, says God is in the dirt.
07:52You replaced this wonderful woman with God is in the dirt woman?
07:59Great to see you, Gina. I see the war has softened you.
08:07Hello, everyone.
08:09Name's Becky.
08:11Not gonna lie, I'm also the boss's daughter.
08:14Just because I may own this business one day
08:16should not affect how you treat me.
08:23Morning, Miss Healy. Nice to see you.
08:27Morning, Miss Healy. Nice to see you on time for your first day.
08:32What's in here?
08:33Water. Duh.
08:36Water has bubbles when you shake it.
08:38There's no bubbles when I shake this.
08:41This is vodka.
08:42Oh, my God.
08:44Okay. Who put vodka in my water bottle?
08:48Dwight?
08:50So not cool, man.
08:53Guys, would you go out and unload my truck? Thanks.
08:57What the hell's going on? It's 6.30 in the morning.
09:00Sorry, Dad.
09:02I usually take a shot before I start at the restaurant.
09:05Sober Becky wasn't getting really good tips.
09:08Here's a tip.
09:10If somebody gets hurt on this job, I lose my license.
09:13That's why I have a zero-tolerance policy for alcohol.
09:17And the union's okay with that?
09:20Is this going to be a problem?
09:22Okay. Fine.
09:24Sober Becky it is.
09:26We'll all get to know her together.
09:30How come those glasses are still full?
09:33Senorita's night.
09:34I want to have fun.
09:35I just keep thinking about how David and his crazy girlfriend
09:38are playing house with my kids.
09:40Well, you're here, you're out.
09:41You're two shots away from losing Darlene
09:43and discovering Darlene.
09:50Look, I know it's hard to hear,
09:52but David found someone, and so should you.
09:56There is a room full of guys here.
09:58And you're a catch.
10:00You're an educated, diabetes-free woman in Lanford.
10:05There's only two of us.
10:08All right, let's make this a drinking game.
10:10Every time we spot a guy who looks like he doesn't have a job,
10:12we take a drink, and then you'll have the courage
10:14to approach the ones who do.
10:17I'm in.
10:19Plaid shirt at two o'clock. Check it out.
10:22He's wearing a watch with a leather band.
10:25Yeah, but nobody wears a watch anymore.
10:27That means he can't afford a phone.
10:29No job!
10:33Hey, that guy's stitches are even.
10:36Them there's doctor stitches.
10:38Health care job!
10:42If you're not gonna hit that, I will.
10:45Okay, this is pathetic.
10:47Hunting for men or our lives aren't complete?
10:49We're better than that.
10:51Excuse me. Sorry.
10:53Can I buy you a drink?
10:54Oh, hi. Yeah, sure.
10:55Gin and tonic?
10:58While you're doing that, I'm gonna get the 411 on stitches for you.
11:03Two gin and tonics, please.
11:04I'm sorry, what kind of gin do you prefer?
11:06Oh, you choose.
11:07Sure, yeah.
11:08Sometimes the man chooses.
11:11Uh, well, let's see.
11:13They got the one with the fancy English guard guy.
11:16But, you know, once you put the tonic in,
11:17it most likely is gonna taste the same anyway.
11:19You know what?
11:20We should probably be looking at tonics.
11:23Do you have a list of tonics?
11:26Two English guard guys and your best tonic.
11:29You're not with somebody, right?
11:31Oh, no, I was.
11:33But that was, like, 20 years ago.
11:35So I think I'm free.
11:38I'm darling.
11:39I gotta tell you, I love your curly hair.
11:41But you probably hate it, right?
11:43Everybody always wants what they don't have.
11:45I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
11:46I'm kind of a direct person.
11:48I assume you're talking to me because at some point
11:50you want all this small talk to lead to sex.
11:52It doesn't have to.
11:54No, no, no. It's okay.
11:55I'm seriously considering it.
11:59Stitches was a bust.
12:03Horse kicked him in the head.
12:04He's not all there.
12:11Hey.
12:12Oh, hey. How are you?
12:13Oh, I was just on my way out.
12:14Let me get my shoes on.
12:17Do you mind if we go inside and talk for a minute?
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:20Just a minute.
12:22I'm late to the place I was clearly on my way to.
12:28I just thought I'd stop by and give you an update
12:30on how things are going.
12:34Mark's fine.
12:35Harris is fine, too.
12:38Why would you come over here to tell me everything's fine?
12:41All right.
12:43Something happened, but nothing's wrong.
12:46Does it look like I'm enjoying this game?
12:48Harris had a friend over.
12:51A boy.
12:52And they had sex.
12:55What?
12:57What?
12:58How could you let this happen?
13:00I was at work.
13:01And I know that's no excuse.
13:03And I feel horrible.
13:04Wait.
13:05Why were you at work when you were supposed to be watching our kids?
13:07I couldn't help it.
13:08I started my job at Trader Joe's.
13:10And they made me work overtime to do all the stupid chalkboards.
13:13They really like my drawings, which makes me feel good.
13:15But on the other hand...
13:16David!
13:17Sorry.
13:18Sorry.
13:19Sorry.
13:20Look.
13:21I was just as upset as you are right now.
13:23But...
13:25Here's the good news.
13:27Blue was there.
13:28And Harris ended up telling her what happened.
13:30And they really bonded over it.
13:33Oh, good.
13:34That's the first thing I was worried about.
13:36How will this affect Blue?
13:39I know that there's a lot going on.
13:41I know that there's a lot to talk about.
13:43And we will.
13:44But I have to go to work now.
13:46I need this job.
13:48They want me to open early to stock the stone fruit.
13:50It's actually a pretty big vote of confidence.
13:52Where are you going?
13:54To your house to get my kids.
13:57Stop!
14:00What?
14:02I don't know.
14:03I didn't expect the stop to work, so...
14:11Where are they?
14:12David told me you'd probably be upset.
14:15Come here.
14:16Don't touch me.
14:18I want my kids.
14:19Well, they're upstairs getting ready to go.
14:22Harris!
14:24You know what?
14:25As soon as you found out this happened, you should have called me.
14:28I don't have a cell phone.
14:32They kill bees.
14:34Oh, okay.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36See, I didn't realize you're out of your mind.
14:39That explains how you got suckered into letting a 16-year-old be alone with a boy.
14:44Harris did not trick me, okay?
14:46We had a very powerful discussion about sex and the female body
14:50and getting our needs met before anything even happened.
14:54Do not move.
14:56You're saying you knew about this before it happened?
14:59You crystal-licking, patchouli-smelling, hippie bitch!
15:05Hey.
15:06I, uh...
15:08Forgot my chalk.
15:10So...
15:13How's everything going?
15:14Uh, Darlene is working through her anger to get to a more mature place.
15:20I will kill you.
15:21Okay, okay.
15:23That's a good starting point.
15:25Uh, Blue, how do you feel about Darlene wanting to kill you?
15:30I think you should get her out of our house.
15:32Oh, my pleasure, Blue.
15:34Harris, why don't you go upstairs and get your stuff
15:36and find your brother, knock the crack pipe out of his hand,
15:38and meet me in the car?
15:46Hey, Mark, I'm about to talk to your sister about sex.
15:48You wanna listen in?
15:50Okay, he can't hear anything.
15:53Okay, first of all...
15:56Are you okay?
15:57Yes.
15:59Well, how well do you know this boy?
16:01Pretty well.
16:02Better now.
16:04Look, I know you're mad at me, but I'm not stupid.
16:07I've heard everything you've said to me about sex since I was 11.
16:10Well, then why didn't you come to me?
16:12Did you tell your mom you were going to have sex?
16:15No, my mom relentlessly grilled me.
16:18That's why I didn't push you.
16:19I was waiting for you to talk to me when you were ready.
16:28What's up?
16:29Just checking my texts.
16:32Oh, nothing from him?
16:35Not yet.
16:37I'm sorry, boys can be really stupid.
16:39They're training for being men.
16:45He'll call.
16:47You know, or he won't, and you'll be fine either way.
16:52So your big thing is that you want me to come to you
16:55with all my personal problems and stuff?
16:57And you won't judge me?
16:59Yeah, that's exactly what I want.
17:01Okay, then we need to stop at a drugstore for a morning after pill
17:04because I'm worried that we used the condom wrong.
17:07I know I'm old enough to get the pill by myself,
17:09but I'd feel better if you came with me.
17:13Who talks to their mom about that kind of stuff?
17:18Hey, Deej!
17:19I bought the Mamma Mia soundtrack.
17:21You want to listen?
17:22Score! Yes!
17:27Okay, great. I wanted to talk to you in private.
17:31What's up?
17:32I've been thinking about what you said.
17:35And you're right.
17:37I don't actually think I can go a whole day without drinking.
17:42Okay, I want to hear a plan.
17:45I believe I can give you a good half day's work for now,
17:50and then work on getting the other half together.
17:53What are we talking about? A month? A year?
17:56Until after Oktoberfest?
17:59I forgot about Oktoberfest. I love Oktoberfest.
18:04I'm going to give you six weeks.
18:07And if you still don't have it under control, I'm going to have to pull the job.
18:10I know I can stop.
18:11I hope so.
18:14Pierce Brosnan is a much better singer than he gets credit for!
18:26Hey, what do you want?
18:28I'd like to say goodnight to the kids.
18:30Okay, Mark is already asleep, but if you want, you can go tuck Harrison, her boyfriend, in.
18:36I deserve that.
18:40Oh, before you go up, we should talk.
18:43Look, I know I screwed up.
18:45The only thing I can say is that in the future, I will watch her like a hawk.
18:48Yeah, you better, because from now on, they're not coming over unless you're going to be home.
18:52And Blue can't be part of parenting decisions.
18:55Fine, but she's going to be a part of the kids' lives.
18:59She's going to be at all the major life events, like high school graduations and college drop-offs.
19:04Okay, great. If any of our kids graduate from high school or go to college,
19:08you can bring Blue and all the rest of the primary colors.
19:13Quit making fun of her name.
19:15They named her Blue because she wasn't breathing when she was born.
19:21Wow, that explains a lot.
19:25Um, there's one last thing.
19:27Yeah.
19:33It's clear that things are serious with you and Blue, so...
19:38Um, I think it's time we get a divorce.
19:41Yeah, sure. No, I mean, it makes sense.
19:47It's going to be weird not being married to you.
19:50Yeah, I would have thought it got weird when you started living with me.
19:54I would have thought it got weird when you started living with another woman, but...
19:59Yeah.
20:05It'll be weird not being married to you, too.
20:10What's up?
20:12Oh, um, nothing.
20:15I don't know, actually. I don't know why I'm hiding this.
20:18Uh, I met a guy at the bar the other night,
20:22and, uh, he wants to go out on Friday.
20:25With me.
20:28Cool.
20:30So you like him?
20:32Oh, I don't know. I mean, we only went out once.
20:36But, you know, I think he could be my soulmate.
20:39They're old enough to behave like adults, but they don't think like adults.
20:43You just gotta hang in there.
20:45I don't know how you handled it with me sneaking in and out of Darlene's bedroom all the time.
20:51You guys were right downstairs when we were going at it.
20:54We weren't exactly quiet.
20:56I'm sorry.
20:58I'm sorry.
20:59I'm sorry.
21:01I'm sorry.
21:03I'm sorry.
21:05I'm sorry.
21:06I'm sorry.
21:07exactly quiet.
21:16You know, David,
21:18if you disappeared, everybody would think you just ran off again.
21:24I pushed too hard. I felt it.