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00:00Basa.
00:01Everyone, listen up!
00:08Who are you?
00:09We are Kambal.
00:10Please introduce yourselves.
00:12We are Kambal.
00:14That's one-on-one, right?
00:16We are Kambal.
00:19Kambal
00:20in
00:21ZOOM
00:22Bar.
00:265, 6, 7, 8.
00:295, 6, 7, 8.
00:37What are you doing?
00:39You have to do this.
00:40Wala. Bang. Pak.
00:42It should be alternate.
00:44You've been coaching since yesterday.
00:46Again, again, again.
00:471, 2, 3, 4.
00:495, 6, 7, 8.
00:51Wala. Bang. Pak. Pakal.
00:55Hu-ha. Hu-ha. Hu-ha. Hu-ha.
00:59Stop it.
01:01Come here. I want to talk to you.
01:04Oh, no.
01:05Don't give me that look.
01:07We'll blame you for that.
01:09Where do you live?
01:10I don't know you.
01:12We live in Doon.
01:16Doon?
01:18Banda.
01:20Where is Banda?
01:21Doon
01:22sa
01:23pinag
01:25putukan
01:27ng
01:28Bulkang
01:29Mayon.
01:30What happened when the volcano erupted?
01:33It erupted
01:35strongly
01:37and
01:38it
01:40rose
01:42and
01:43it
01:44cooled
01:45and
01:47it
01:48shook
01:49the
01:50country.
01:55Where were you when the volcano erupted?
01:59And what were you doing?
02:02I was
02:04sleeping
02:06on the
02:08side
02:10of
02:11my
02:13bed.
02:16Oh, you're laughing.
02:18These two are lying.
02:20Why?
02:21She has a boyfriend.
02:23She was sleeping
02:25beside her bed
02:27while the volcano erupted.
02:31The volcano erupted
02:33while you were sleeping beside your bed.
02:35I
02:36had
02:37nothing
02:38to do
02:39with
02:41the
02:42because
02:45of
02:46an
02:47accident.
02:48A hole?
02:49A hole.
02:50What were you wearing when you were sleeping beside your bed?
02:53Nothing.
02:57Really.
02:58Why didn't you wear anything?
03:00Because
03:02I
03:03quickly
03:05ran
03:08and
03:10I
03:11forgot
03:13about
03:14myself.
03:17That's why you didn't wear anything?
03:20You forgot about yourself.
03:22I
03:23am
03:24always
03:25lying
03:27about
03:28things.
03:34Did anyone see that you're not in the plot?
03:38No.
03:39But
03:40people
03:42in
03:43the
03:44plot
03:45are right.
03:47Where's the father who used to swim?
03:54Mr. Suami?
03:55Yes, Mr. Suami.
03:59Dedicated.
04:00This movie is good.
04:03This movie is good.
04:04What channel is this?
04:05I watched this before.
04:08But listen everyone.
04:10What?
04:11My ferry will open
04:13on Saturday.
04:15Wow.
04:16What day is it today?
04:18Thursday.
04:19What day is it today?
04:20Thursday?
04:21Thursday.
04:23Thursday.
04:24My ferry will open on Saturday.
04:27That's why we need to prepare a production number for Malacang.
04:31Everyone will be excited.
04:33The production number
04:35for Wedding of the Week.
04:38Everyone will be excited.
04:40Everyone will be excited.
04:43Everyone will be excited.
04:45Everyone will be excited.
04:47Everyone will be excited.
04:50Why?
04:51Who opened the prison of blood again?
04:56Why?
04:57Why did Mickey Mouse's friend come out?
05:02That's not Mickey Mouse.
05:04That's a dancer.
05:05I'm Juhaira.
05:08Isn't that Mickey Mouse?
05:10I thought it was Mickey Mouse.
05:12Oh my.
05:13My plants are blooming in Luyot.
05:18Did you hear what I said?
05:20My ferry will open on Saturday.
05:22It's going to be a grand opening day.
05:26That was so good.
05:29There's going to be a grand production number.
05:32I'm so excited.
05:37She's surprised.
05:38The owner of the ferry is surprised.
05:40I'm surprised.
05:42Juhaira will suggest her production number.
05:45And she will show it to us.
05:47Why is your mouth always twitching?
05:50It's really weird.
05:52Is that saliva or epoxy?
05:54It's always twitching.
05:57There.
05:59Production number.
06:00Your mouth is long.
06:04Because it's big.
06:05Okay.
06:06What are you going to do?
06:07What are you going to do to make today special?
06:11I'm going to produce.
06:12What?
06:14She's going to produce.
06:16Are you going to produce in a factory?
06:17I'm going to dance.
06:18She's going to produce.
06:22I'm going to dance.
06:23You're going to dance.
06:25Show us your dance.
06:34That's a stop.
06:35That's a stop.
06:37The DJ played the music and they danced.
06:39I said,
06:40The DJ said,
06:42One more time.
06:43One more time.
06:47You're here to work, not to enjoy.
06:50The DJ had a party.
06:54The gay said,
06:59They had a party.
07:00They even had drinks.
07:03I want to learn that dance.
07:07I can do this.
07:08Because when I see that dance,
07:11I feel like I'm back to my old self.
07:14And I feel like,
07:16You smell like fart.
07:20I thought you were going to fart.
07:25You smell like fart.
07:26I told you.
07:29Don't always fart.
07:32Don't always fart.
07:35Wait a minute.
07:36I might get drunk.
07:37I might get drunk with Mito.
07:39You smell like a woman.
07:40You smell like a helmet.
07:42Your groupmates are making fun of me.
07:44A helmet that travels in NLEX traffic.
07:47I want to learn that dance.
07:51Because when I see that dance,
07:54I feel like I'm back to my old self.
07:57And I feel like,
07:59I feel like I'm back to my old self.
08:02Especially to the kids
08:05that I love.
08:08Because I created this for the kids.
08:12So they can be happy and joyful.
08:18Teach me.
08:21I will teach you.
08:25Come here, Snow White.
08:29Come, Snow White.
08:32I want to dance like you.
08:34Show me how to do it.
08:52Baby Dolls versus XBGEN San.
09:03What was that?
09:09You're hiding something from me.
09:13You're hiding something from me.
09:17One more dance.
09:26Why?
09:29What was that?
09:33Why?
09:35What did you see?
09:37You didn't say goodbye to me.
09:39You went to the beach.
09:41Why?
09:43There are still portuguese waves in your hair.
09:47You asked me to go to the beach.
09:50Because you get mad when I go out.
09:54That's why she went out.
09:56That's why she went out.
09:58Because you get mad.
09:59You get mad when I go out.
10:01That's why you went out.
10:03What a bright idea.
10:06You don't even let me drink.
10:10Who am I to refuse?
10:13Why are you drunk?
10:18I'm not letting you go out because I want you to be happy.
10:23Why?
10:24I'm just protecting you.
10:25I'm protecting you.
10:28People like us are crazy.
10:35I'm protecting you.
10:36I don't want anything bad to happen to you.
10:38Because I know how strong you are when you drink.
10:41And remember what I told you?
10:43Stop drinking 2T oil.
10:48You're not a motorbike.
10:49You're crazy.
10:53Do you understand?
10:55Even if it's just once in a while?
10:58Let me think.
10:59Why?
11:00Let me think. Do you understand?
11:02You can't go out of your room from now on.
11:06You'll just go out while I'm drinking.
11:11I don't want to drink anymore.
11:13Why do you get mad when I breathe?
11:16And your hair gets harder.
11:21Meanwhile, Pet Malu is jealous because Jowhaira is like a statue.
11:28She'll be noticed by Mememarlene.
11:32You should notice me too.
11:36You should get mad at me too.
11:37He's getting bigger.
11:40You should get mad at me too.
11:42Mememarlene should notice her.
11:46She'll find a way.
11:49You should get mad at me too.
11:52You should get mad at me too.
11:54I go out at night too.
11:59Why?
12:00What happened?
12:01I shouldn't have met you, son.
12:03I'm sorry, Inay.
12:04I think I heard something.
12:06What is it?
12:08You should notice me too.
12:09I go out at night too.
12:11Did you hear that?
12:12I'm drinking too.
12:13You should notice me too.
12:15You should get mad at me too.
12:17You should get mad at me too.
12:18You should get mad at me too.
12:20You should get mad at me too.
12:22You should notice me too.
12:26I think I hear someone's voice.
12:31It's important to me.
12:33But I can't remember him.
12:35I can only recognize him when I hear his music.
12:40Mememarlene's favorite 80's starlet is about to enter.
12:44Wait, I'm still singing.
12:47You should sing first.
12:49You should sing first.
12:52You should notice me too.
12:54Don't leave me.
13:00I can't live without you.
13:08I only know the lyrics up to this part.
13:11You can repeat it.
13:12You should dance.
13:14Don't leave me.
13:19I can't live without you.
13:27I think I remember him.
13:29Why?
13:30I can't kiss the bell.
13:32What did he say?
13:35Why the bell?
13:37I can't remember.
13:41Mememarlene's favorite 80's starlet is about to enter.
13:44It's Lady Ganda Gandahan.
13:54Lady, Lady Ganda Gandahan.
13:58Oh, Lady Ganda Gandahan.
14:08There, the teddy bear is here.
14:11That's the teddy bear.
14:12That's the teddy bear.
14:14Who are you?
14:15You're dancing.
14:17There, the teddy bear is here.
14:33You're faster.
14:34You're faster.
14:38You're rolling.
14:47Did you remember me?
14:52Who is this?
14:54You don't know me?
14:55He's still dancing.
14:56Pass.
15:17He's breathing.
15:20Because I was still in the 80's.
15:24It's been 30 years.
15:26Jowhira will teach his new dance step to Lady Ganda Gandahan.
15:30It's like this.
15:31Show us.
15:39He's just dancing.
15:41He's just dancing.
15:43He's just dancing.
15:56I understand having a teddy bear.
15:59I just understood having a teddy bear.
16:00There's a teddy bear game, right?
16:07Take this one.
16:09We'll eat it.
16:10Burn the bangus.
16:13haha
16:14he smells of fish
16:16sologia
16:17look timoty is wearing a fish hat
16:24how to call it
16:30its not tilapia its an issue
16:32it sounds tilapia
16:34are you sure?
16:35yeah its like an issue because its my child
16:36i gave birth to him
16:40how are you?
16:40its been so long since i saw you
16:42I just found out that you're the wife of the owner of NB Teen.
16:48Hobbyist?
16:49Yes.
16:52This is my favorite color.
16:54Is this your favorite color?
16:55Let me see your favorite color.
16:56Yes, it's beautiful.
17:00Wow, you're so handsome.
17:06The flower you bought is so big.
17:09The flower is so small but the flower is so big.
17:11Who is this?
17:12Giant Ticoy.
17:14I'm not a Ticoy.
17:16I'm not a Ticoy.
17:17Your friend is the starlet of the 80s.
17:21Lady?
17:22Lady.
17:24Lady...
17:25Ga...
17:26Ga...
17:27Ga...
17:28Lady Gagamba?
17:29The wife of Gagamboy?
17:31No.
17:32But she's close.
17:34Lady Ga...
17:36Ga...
17:37Ga...
17:38Ga...
17:39Rapa?
17:41No.
17:42Rapa?
17:43You were selling bottles back then?
17:44No.
17:45Lady Ga...
17:46Ga...
17:51Lady Ga-ra...
17:52Ga...
17:53Ga-ra...
17:56Garapata.
17:57Garapata.
17:58She said Garapata.
18:00This is what my dad said.
18:02I heard what my dad said.
18:03Blue.
18:04You're close to the one in blue.
18:05What did you say, dad?
18:06The one in sombrero.
18:07You're close.
18:08She's so arrogant.
18:09She's so arrogant.
18:10Every time we pass by her,
18:11she throws us on the street.
18:14Every time we see her,
18:15every time we see her in court playing volleyball,
18:17she throws us on the street.
18:18Really?
18:19She always tells us,
18:20gay, gay, gay, gay.
18:22You're always like that,
18:23gay, gay, gay.
18:24Even if you're gay,
18:25we always say,
18:26man, man, man, man.
18:27This one?
18:28Yes, we always say that.
18:29She said Garapata.
18:30Kuya.
18:32Wait a minute.
18:34Why?
18:36Why do you have chocolate in your mouth?
18:38Where?
18:39In your teeth.
18:40That's not chocolate.
18:41Then what is it?
18:42Let me see.
18:44It's chocolate.
18:51Your saint is fainting.
18:57They have the same hair.
18:58That's not a saint.
19:00It's like that.
19:01It's at our door.
19:02Then there's Everlasting.
19:04That's not him.
19:05That's not him.
19:06Oh, it's not him.
19:07It's not him.
19:08Okay.
19:09Hi, baby.
19:10Yes.
19:11He's working, right?
19:12He's working.
19:13No.
19:14He's pretending.
19:15I love you.
19:16I love you.
19:17But he's still not happy.
19:18He's working.
19:19What's up?
19:20What?
19:21But Mema Merlin is still not happy
19:23with what's happening.
19:25Because she wants to win
19:26the Best Opening Prod,
19:28her fairy.
19:29That's why she will give
19:30an assignment to everyone.
19:32I want to win
19:34the Best Opening Pro
19:36of the amazing
19:38Fatim Palak.
19:42I want to give an assignment
19:44to everyone.
19:48I want the reader
19:50to dance with
19:52my great
19:54mananayaw.
19:56Go there.
20:01That's right, sister.
20:03Hello.
20:04They will dance
20:06when they will win
20:08the Best Opening
20:10Pro of our fairy.
20:25I don't want that.