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00:30Oh
01:00When
01:13I love the tone of all salama
01:21My love will make you appear disappear one half one fourth one half one fourth disappear
01:30No, so
01:45This appears is a rinking king
01:56At happy birthday
02:00I love you so much my princess sarina
02:06Happy birthday, my love. I love you so much. My princess sarina
02:20At
02:30Foreign
02:53Five six seven eight
03:00WALA BANG PALAK PAKANTAN
03:04What are you doing?
03:06You should be counting.
03:07WALA BANG PALAK PAKANTAN
03:09It should be an alternate.
03:11You've been coaching since yesterday.
03:13Again, again, again.
03:141, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
03:18WALA BANG PALAK PAKANTAN
03:22HOO HA HOO HA HOO HA HOO
03:27Stop.
03:29Come here. I want to talk to you.
03:31Oh, no.
03:32Don't be shy.
03:34We'll blame you for that.
03:36Where do you live? I don't know you.
03:39We live there.
03:44There?
03:46Banda.
03:47Where is Banda?
03:49It's where the volcano Mayon erupted.
03:57What happened when the volcano Mayon erupted?
04:00It erupted strongly.
04:04And it rose.
04:09And it collapsed.
04:12And the people were confused.
04:21Where were you when the volcano erupted?
04:26And what were you doing?
04:29I was sleeping next to my lover.
04:43You're his girlfriend.
04:45These two are lying.
04:47Why?
04:48She has a boyfriend.
04:50She was sleeping next to her lover
04:53while the volcano erupted?
04:58The volcano erupted and you were sleeping next to your lover?
05:02I had nothing to do with it because of the events.
05:15She's lying.
05:17What were you wearing when you were sleeping next to your lover?
05:20Nothing.
05:24Why didn't you wear anything?
05:26Because I ran fast.
05:35And I forgot about myself.
05:44That's why you didn't wear anything?
05:46That's how it is.
05:47You forgot about yourself.
05:49I'm the one who's lying about the events.
06:01Did anyone see that you're not in the plot?
06:05No.
06:06The people in the forest are right.
06:14Where's the father who's always lying?
06:20The father?
06:21Mr. Suave?
06:22Yes.
06:26He's dedicated.
06:27This movie is good.
06:30What channel is this?
06:32I watched this before.
06:35But listen everyone.
06:37What is it?
06:38My fair will open on Saturday.
06:43What day is it today?
06:44Thursday.
06:46What day is it today? Thursday?
06:48Thursday.
06:50My fair will open on Saturday.
06:54That's why we need to prepare a production number for Malacang.
06:58Everyone will be excited.
07:00It's a production number that can be done.
07:05Everyone will be excited.
07:07Everyone will be so excited.
07:09We're so excited.
07:12Everyone will be so excited.
07:14Everyone will be so excited.
07:17Why?
07:18Who opened the cage of blood?
07:23Why?
07:24Why did Mickey Mouse's friend come out?
07:29That's not Mickey Mouse.
07:31That's a dancer.
07:32I'm Johaira.
07:35Isn't this Mickey Mouse?
07:36No.
07:37I thought this was Mickey Mouse.
07:40Oh my.
07:41My plants are blooming in Luyot.
07:45Did you hear what I said?
07:47My fair will open on Saturday.
07:49It's going to be a grand opening day.
07:53That was so good.
07:56There's going to be a grand production number.
07:59I'm so excited.
08:04He's surprised.
08:05The owner of the fair is surprised.
08:07I'm surprised.
08:09Johaira will suggest her production number.
08:12And she will show it to us.
08:14Why is your saliva always squirting?
08:18Is that saliva or epoxy?
08:21It's always squirting.
08:27Your saliva is so long.
08:31Because it's big.
08:33What are you going to do to make today special?
08:38We're going to have a production.
08:40What?
08:41She's going to have a production.
08:44I'm going to dance.
08:46There's a lot of them.
08:49I'm going to dance.
08:50You're going to dance.
08:52Show us your dance.
09:01That's a stop.
09:04If the DJ is playing and you're dancing,
09:06the DJ will say,
09:08One more time.
09:14You're here to work, not to enjoy.
09:17The DJ is partying.
09:21The gay will say,
09:26They're partying.
09:27They even have drinks.
09:30I want to learn that dance.
09:34I can do this.
09:35Because when I see that dance,
09:38I feel like I'm going back to my childhood.
09:41And I feel like,
09:43You smell like poop.
09:47I thought you were a cockroach.
09:52You smell like poop.
09:53I told you.
09:56Don't always take it.
10:00Look at her.
10:01Maybe she's drunk.
10:02Maybe she's drunk with Mito.
10:04You smell like a woman.
10:05You smell like a helmet.
10:07She's hiding it from her group.
10:09A helmet that flies in endless traffic.
10:12I want to learn that dance.
10:17Because when I see that dance,
10:19I feel like I'm going back to my childhood.
10:22And I feel like,
10:24I'm going to have a lot of fun.
10:27Especially to the kids that I love.
10:34Because I created this for the kids.
10:37For them to be happy.
10:39And grow up to be happy and cheerful.
10:44Teach me.
10:47I will teach you.
10:51Come here, Snow White.
10:53Come here, Snow White.
10:56Come, Snow White.
10:59I want to dance like you.
11:01Show me how to do it.
11:19Baby Dolls versus XBGEN San.
11:24Beats. Beats.
11:26What happened?
11:36You're hiding something from me.
11:40You're hiding something from me.
11:44One more dance.
11:45Beats. Beats. Beats.
11:46Hey. Hey.
11:47Rating 34. Rating 34. Rating 34.
11:50Wait. Wait. Wait.
11:52Hey. Why?
12:00Why?
12:01What do you see? What do you see?
12:03You didn't say goodbye to me.
12:06You went to the beach.
12:08Why?
12:09There are still portuguese waves in your eyes.
12:14You chose me to go to the beach.
12:17Because you get angry when I go out.
12:21That's why you go out.
12:23That's why you go out.
12:25Because you get angry.
12:26I get angry when you go out.
12:28That's why you go out.
12:29What a bright idea.
12:33You don't let me drink.
12:37Who am I to refuse?
12:40Why are you drunk?
12:44I forbid you to go out.
12:46I don't want to see you happy.
12:48I'm just protecting you.
12:52People like us are amazing.
12:59I'm protecting you.
13:00I don't want anything bad to happen to you.
13:02Because I know how strong you are when you drink.
13:05And remember what I told you?
13:07Stop drinking 2T oil.
13:12You're not a motorbike.
13:13I miss you. I miss you.
13:15You're not a motorbike.
13:16I miss you.
13:20Do you understand?
13:21Even if it's just once in a while.
13:25Let me think about it.
13:26Why?
13:27Let me think about it.
13:28Do you understand?
13:29You can't go out from now on.
13:33You'll only go out when I'm drunk.
13:38I don't want to get drunk.
13:40Why do you get dizzy when I breathe?
13:43And your hair gets harder.
13:48Meanwhile, Petmalu is jealous.
13:50Because Jowhaira is like a statue.
13:55She's going to notice Mememarlene.
13:59You should notice me too.
14:03You should scold me too.
14:08You should scold me too.
14:09Mememarlene should notice her.
14:13You should scold me too.
14:16You should scold me too.
14:19You should scold me too.
14:21I also go out at night.
14:26Why?
14:27What happened?
14:28I don't know.
14:29She's like a statue.
14:31I think I heard something.
14:33What is it?
14:35You should notice me too.
14:36I also go out at night.
14:38Did you hear that?
14:39I also drink.
14:40You should notice me too.
14:41She said, you should notice me too.
14:43It's her birthday.
14:45She's like a statue.
14:47You should notice me too.
14:53It's like I'm listening to a person's voice.
14:58It's important to my heart.
15:00But I can't remember him.
15:02I can only recognize him when I hear his music.
15:07Mememarlene's favorite 80's starlet is about to enter.
15:12Wait, I'm still singing.
15:14You should sing first.
15:16You should sing first.
15:19You should notice me too.
15:21Don't leave me.
15:27I can't live without you.
15:35That's all I know.
15:38You can repeat it.
15:39You should dance.
15:41Don't leave me.
15:46I can't live without you.
15:54Why?
15:56Why?
15:58I can't kiss the bell.
16:00Why?
16:02Why the bell?
16:04I can't think of anything.
16:08Mememarlene's favorite 80's starlet is about to enter.
16:11It's Lady Ganda Gandahan.
16:21Lady, Lady Ganda Gandahan.
16:25Oh, Lady Ganda Gandahan.
16:35There, the teddy bear is here.
16:38That's a teddy bear.
16:40Who are you?
16:42You're dancing.
16:55Hey, hey, hey.
17:00You're faster.
17:03Hey, hey, hey.
17:06You're making me dizzy.
17:08You're making me dizzy.
17:16You remember me?
17:22Who is this?
17:24You don't know her?
17:25She's dancing.
17:26Pass.
17:43Oh, she's breathing.
17:49It's because I'm still in my 80's.
17:53It's been 30 years.
17:55Jowhira will teach her new dance step to Lady Ganda Gandahan.
17:59It's like this.
18:00Show us.
18:02Okay.
18:23I just understood daga.
18:26I just understood daga.
18:27In Peri, there's a game called daga, right?
18:29Yes.
18:30Daga.
18:31There's a number.
18:32Yes.
18:34Take this.
18:36We're going to eat.
18:37Burn the bangus.
18:41That's bangus.
18:43That's Jowhira.
18:45This is what happens when you drink bangus.
18:51Okay, what is that?
18:57It's not tilapia, it's bangus.
18:59It's like tilapia.
19:00It's bangus.
19:01Are you sure?
19:02It's bangus because she's my daughter.
19:03I gave birth to her.
19:05Yes, mom.
19:07How are you?
19:08It's been a long time since we've seen each other.
19:09It's been a long time.
19:10I just heard that you're the wife of the owner of NB Teen.
19:16Hobby?
19:17Yes.
19:20This is my favorite color.
19:21Is this your favorite color?
19:22Yes.
19:23Let me see your favorite color.
19:24It's beautiful.
19:26It's beautiful.
19:27Wow.
19:29You're so handsome today.
19:34The bangus you bought is so big.
19:37It's so big.
19:38That's not bangus.
19:39Who is this?
19:40Giant Ticoy.
19:42It's not Ticoy.
19:44It's not Ticoy.
19:45Your friend is the starlet of the 80s.
19:49Lady?
19:50Lady.
19:52Lady.
19:53Ga.
19:54Ga.
19:55Lady Gagamba?
19:57The wife of Gagamboy?
19:58No.
20:00But it's close.
20:01It's a woman.
20:02Lady Ga.
20:03Ga.
20:04Ga.
20:05Ga.
20:06Ga...
20:07Rapa?
20:08No.
20:09Ga Rapa?
20:10Did you sell bottles back then?
20:11No.
20:12Lady Ga.
20:13Ga.
20:19Lady Ga Ra.
20:20Ga.
20:21Ga Ra.
20:24Garapata.
20:25Garapata.
20:26She said it's Garapata.
20:28That's what my dad said.
20:29I heard what my dad said.
20:30It's blue.
20:31It's close to blue.
20:32What did you say, dad?
20:33It's like a sombrero.
20:34It's close to blue.
20:35That's why those guys...
20:36They said it's close to blue.
20:37Whenever we pass by there,
20:38they make us stand in the street.
20:41Whenever we see...
20:43Whenever we see a volleyball player,
20:45they make us stand in the street.
20:46Really?
20:47We always say,
20:48gay, gay, gay, gay.
20:49Really?
20:50We always say,
20:51gay, gay, gay, gay.
20:52We always say,
20:53gay, gay, gay, gay.
20:54Really?
20:55Here?
20:56We always say that.
20:58Brother.
21:00Wait a minute.
21:02Why...
21:03Why do you have chocolate on your teeth?
21:06Where?
21:07On your teeth.
21:08That's not chocolate.
21:09Then what is it?
21:10Let me see.
21:12It's chocolate.
21:16Why?
21:17Why?
21:19Your saint is leaving.
21:23Bye.
21:25They have the same hair.
21:26No, they don't.
21:28It's like that.
21:29It's at our door.
21:30There are everlasting ones.
21:32That's not him.
21:33That's not him.
21:34Oh, it's not him.
21:35It's not him.
21:36Okay.
21:37Hi, baby.
21:38Yes.
21:39It's working, right?
21:40It's working.
21:41No, it's believing.
21:42I love you.
21:43I love you.
21:44But it's still not happy.
21:46It's working.
21:49But it's still not happy.
21:50Member Lynn is still not happy with what's happening.
21:53Because he wants to win the Best Opening Prod,
21:56his fairy.
21:58That's why he will give an assignment to everyone.
22:01I want to win the Best Opening Prod
22:05to the rising star.
22:11I want to give an assignment to everyone.
22:16I want the reader
22:19to dance with me.
22:24Big man, come here.
22:30That's right.
22:34They will dance
22:36to win
22:38the Best Opening Prod.
22:46I can't do that.
22:49I like it.
22:50What do you like?
22:54I like it.
22:56I like it.
22:57What do you like?
22:59You like it.
23:01Yes.
23:02What do you like?
23:11If you will dance with me,
23:14I can't do it anymore.
23:16What are you guys trying to say?
23:22I like it.
23:24You like it?
23:25I like it a lot.
23:31I like it a lot.
23:33I like it big.
23:34A big event.
23:35I don't want it to be small.
23:37A big event.
23:38I like it.
23:40You like it?
23:41I like the 90's dance that I used to watch.
23:46In Itbulaga.
23:48In Dutch Entertainment.
23:51Yes.
23:52The one where they dance at the same time.
23:55And the audience also dances with them.
23:58I like that.
24:00I like it.
24:02You like it?
24:06I like it.
24:08You like it?
24:09I like it like that.
24:11You like it like that?
24:16That's why I like it when the DJ plays.
24:22What again?
24:25Did we get struck here?
24:29I like it like that.
24:31I told you not to make me taste the carbs.
24:34Later, I'll make you drink a glass of black coffee after this.
24:38That's why I like it when the DJ plays.
24:49And all the people will dance with them.
25:08I like it.
25:10You like it?
25:13You like it?
25:15What else do I like?
25:19Will Serene King King be able to return to the greatest showtime?
25:25What will Pet Balloon do?
25:29What will Pet Balloon do?
25:32What will Pet Balloon do?
25:35What will Pet Balloon do?
25:39What will Pet Balloon do?
25:45Will everyone be able to relax?
25:49What I like…
25:51What do you like?
25:53What I like…
25:54What do you like?
25:57We will all be waiting for the next showdown.
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