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00:00So, demystify this. How do you do it? Okay, how big is your d**k?
00:07Yeah.
00:08At the risk of Elon Musk tweeting about me because apparently he likes when I s**t balls on TV, I will s**t balls.
00:15Spring break at popular spots isn't just about s**t and f**k, it is about safety this year.
00:21Here's the thing that Cullen taught me when I was in the United States Senate.
00:25He taught me about f**k diplomacy, about the importance of f**king f**ks to my fellow senators.
00:31You know all about f**king.
00:34I ask you who will want to s**t their c**t if they are demonized every day?
00:39I hate the smell of a p**sy in the morning.
00:43I only swallow my d**k.
00:45Me too.
00:46First, we've got a lot to discuss with these ladies, so what do you say?
00:50Should we start s**ting some d**k?
00:55S**t.