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  • 3/17/2025
A tired presenter narrates a bizzarre and comically understaffed Costco infomercial. | dG1fcXpCYVJRRjlFLUE
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00:00it's the most exciting thing you can do with all through the captivating colorful pages of zoopos
00:06learned in school don't let them fall behind call sylvan at 1-800-EDUCATE
00:24action
00:25hi welcome to costco wholesale land where dreams come true you can buy anything here from fresh meat
00:45gardening tools
00:49and everything your heart desires
00:55the canadian dream land of opportunity
01:03go if you don't believe me that's fine you just have to ask
01:07any of our loyal customers here in costco canada wholesale like um
01:16like this loyal customer tell us loyal customer
01:20how do you feel like about costco canada wholesale
01:22yes thanks to costco wholesale canada ltd i'm 100 times more happier because of jumbo sizes
01:33of everything i have anything i need for every situation like 500 eblu pens
01:39bills or 500 plastic cups for all of my parties and the famous tlc 65 inches class
01:49s4 70g cac 4k usd led tv all because of the special promo stop filming stop filming stop
02:01if i wasn't this happy would i be dancing like this
02:14action action
02:19that's your cue
02:39for a special price of $20 minimum all through the store
02:43anything you need we have it bigger and better costco ideal for your family your friends and
02:51yourself buy cheaper buy costco costco the superstore of your dreams if you buy at costco
02:58you buy smart the canadian dream costco live love love costco
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03:13are cheap
03:19do you think we're done yeah i think we got it all right can i get the free coupon now
03:35you

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