ゴッドタン 第14回イチャまんグランプリ
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00:00The Ichaman Grand Prix!
00:11Ichaman is a show where you play with other students and have fun.
00:16The entry-level entertainers will be on stage.
00:21It's a show where you play with your partner's girlfriend and have fun.
00:28The first contestant is Shogo from Tokyo Hotel Village.
00:33Oh, Shogo.
00:34Yes.
00:35Shogo.
00:36First of all, we have a judge here.
00:38Yes.
00:39But Kakeru is a little too strong.
00:42His eyes.
00:43Fast.
00:44What?
00:45Fast.
00:46What?
00:47What is this?
00:49What do you think it is?
00:51Fast.
00:52Fast.
00:53Fast.
00:54Fast.
00:55Fast.
00:56Fast.
00:57Did you hear the song?
00:58It's like a show.
00:59Did you hear?
01:00It's a little out of tune.
01:01The top batter is Shogo from Tokyo Hotel Village.
01:02How is it?
01:03What have you seen at the Japan Grand Prix?
01:04I've been here since I was in junior high school.
01:05What?
01:06No way.
01:07I'm young.
01:08I'm young.
01:09Really?
01:10I'm 29.
01:11I'm 30.
01:12What?
01:13Who is that?
01:14So you've seen this?
01:15Yes.
01:16I've seen the show.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:18I'm not that young.
01:19No way.
01:20It's like a statue.
01:21Really?
01:22Yeah.
01:23We look like a bunch of shitty old men.
01:24It's a statue.
01:25It's a statue.
01:26It's a statue.
01:27I'm so happy to be on Icha-man, but I'm married.
01:32Oh, really?
01:33So I'm worried about how far I can go with Icha.
01:37That has nothing to do with it, does it?
01:39It's legal at work.
01:40It's legal.
01:41It's legal.
01:42It has nothing to do with it.
01:45Reiwa, a macho entertainer who won the Physique competition at a wedding,
01:51has been watching Icha-man since junior high school.
02:03Hello.
02:05Nice to meet you.
02:07Nice to meet you.
02:09Nice to meet you.
02:11Nice to meet you.
02:13Shogo, would you like to do a manzai with me instead of Takeru?
02:21A manzai?
02:22Yeah.
02:23I'll do it.
02:25You'll do it?
02:26I'll do it.
02:27I'll do it.
02:28I love the story of Gu Chokipa, so let's do that.
02:32The story of Gu Chokipa?
02:33Yeah.
02:34I got it.
02:35Please.
02:36When I was a kid, we did Gu Chokipa, right?
02:38Yeah.
02:39It's nostalgic, isn't it?
02:40We did it when we were little.
02:42Gu Chokipa, Gu Chokipa, what should I make?
02:47What should I make?
02:49My right hand is made of paper, and I'm using my head.
02:52Katatsumuri, Katatsumuri.
02:57You're in a bad mood during the Gu Chokipa performance, man!
03:08One more time?
03:09Yeah, one more time.
03:10Gu Chokipa, what should I make?
03:13What should I make?
03:14My right hand is made of paper, and my left hand is made of paper, too.
03:18Glasses, glasses.
03:22You're in a bad mood during the Gu Chokipa performance, man!
03:30Stop it!
03:31Chougu, you're being too sexy.
03:35I'm getting dizzy.
03:37What?
03:38I'm getting dizzy.
03:39You're getting dizzy?
03:40Yeah.
03:41You have a lot of muscles.
03:43Because you're working out?
03:44Yeah.
03:45Take this off.
03:46I want to see.
03:47You want to see the muscles?
03:48Yeah, I want to see.
03:49Should I take it off?
03:50Yeah, take it off.
03:51And then, I want you to pose.
03:54Pose?
03:55Yeah.
03:56A physical pose?
03:57Yeah, a physical pose.
03:58I'll shout.
03:59Okay?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Show me.
04:05Oh, I'm angry, I'm angry.
04:07It's okay, it's okay.
04:08It's okay, it's okay.
04:11Oh, it's big.
04:12It's big.
04:13This part is really big.
04:14It's big.
04:15What's big?
04:16It's big.
04:17It's like this.
04:18You're good at talking.
04:20I'm standing up.
04:21I'm standing up.
04:22What are you standing up for?
04:23I'm standing up.
04:24What are you standing up for?
04:25I'm standing up.
04:27No, no, no, no.
04:29There's a little human inside!
04:34What is she saying?
04:35It's not a shoulder.
04:37It's not a shoulder.
04:39You feel better with me, right?
04:41I feel good.
04:43You feel better than Takeru-san, right?
04:45I feel good.
04:47Then, let's break up with Takeru-san
04:49and form a team with me.
04:53Right?
04:55You can't say yes.
04:57Then, I'll go to Aisho
04:59and prove it in front of Takeru-san.
05:01Really?
05:03Takeru-san, come here.
05:05What?
05:07Let's prove it.
05:09What do you mean?
05:11Three of us?
05:13Let's see which one of us
05:15has a good feeling.
05:17You have a date topic.
05:19The one we did in Netagee?
05:21That's right. Let's do that.
05:23Let's do that.
05:25I'm looking forward to our date.
05:27I'm looking forward to it.
05:29They sell ice cream. Let's eat it.
05:31Here you are.
05:33Your ice cream looks good.
05:35Give me your ice cream.
05:37Here you are.
05:51You're so mean.
05:53I was about to eat it.
05:55Hold on.
05:57What happened after that?
05:59You're so mean.
06:01Let's take a picture.
06:03Let's take a picture.
06:05Let's go now.
06:07Show me your good feeling.
06:09Let's go.
06:11Cheese!
06:13You're so mean.
06:15I'm not mean.
06:17You're really mean.
06:19You're really mean.
06:21You're really mean.
06:23You're really mean.
06:25You're really mean.
06:27Thank you very much.
06:33What is this?
06:35It's the first time for the three of us.
06:37It's good.
06:39She's really good.
06:41She's really good.
06:43She has a good way of speaking.
06:45She's really good.
06:47She's really good.
06:49She can do Netagee.
06:51She can do Netagee with the three of us.
06:53She can do Netagee with the three of us.
06:55She's good.
06:57I want to see her.
06:59It's good to see her.
07:01It's good to see her.
07:03Don't make my Tsukkomi full of cookies.
07:05Don't make my Tsukkomi full of cookies.
07:09The next person is MAMATARUTO.
07:11The next person is MAMATARUTO.
07:13The next person is MAMATARUTO.
07:17It's real.
07:19Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
07:21You're so mean!
07:23That was too much!
07:25I was so perfect!
07:27You were!
07:29Next is the M-1 finalist of last year,
07:31Mamataru and Otsuruhiman.
07:33What is it like for you two?
07:35You both like to flirt, don't you?
07:37Yes.
07:39We go to a lot of different places together.
07:43What kind of places?
07:45MAD.
07:47Okay, hey, I'm not going to say more. Yeah, I don't know. God. I don't know. Oh, come on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:53Stay so no Joe. I don't look at you, but you need to hide it. Oh, I'm going to give you an idea. Why are you going home?
07:58Oh, my god, we did I got to
08:03Say yes to boy, Moriaga
08:05It's fine, it's fine.
08:07It's exciting.
08:09Weighing 190kg,
08:11this man is rampaging in the show race.
08:14What kind of Ichaman will he show us?
08:24Hello!
08:28I'm Mamataro, nice to meet you.
08:30Hello, nice to meet you.
08:33Nice to meet you.
08:35Wow!
08:37You've grown up so much!
08:40I'm sorry.
08:42You've grown up so much
08:44just by looking at me?
08:46No, no...
08:48I'm sorry, I just live a busy life.
08:50What?
08:51You're not supposed to look at me.
08:53Ah...
08:55No, I'm sorry.
08:56Ah...
08:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
09:01Your usual...
09:03My usual...
09:04Show me.
09:05My usual...
09:07I'm sorry, Maa-chan.
09:09I'm sorry, Paiotsu.
09:10What do you mean, I'm sorry, Paiotsu?
09:12Are you crying?
09:13You're so cute!
09:14You're so cute!
09:18Hey!
09:20Hey, you!
09:21Hey, stop!
09:24How much do you weigh now?
09:26You're amazing.
09:27I weigh 190kg now.
09:29So, when you take a bath at home,
09:32don't you feel small?
09:33That's right.
09:34I feel small when I take a bath at home,
09:36so I want to go to the bathhouse once in a while.
09:38Then, let's go together.
09:41Really?
09:42I'm sorry, but can I?
09:44What?
09:45I'm sorry.
09:46Huh?
09:48I forgot my contact lenses.
09:50I couldn't see clearly.
09:52Hey!
09:54Hey!
09:56Hey!
09:57Hey!
09:59Then, let's take a bath.
10:01Take a bath?
10:02Then, let's take a bath.
10:04Okay.
10:05Take off, take off.
10:07Take off, take off.
10:09Take off, take off.
10:11I'm done!
10:14Then, I'll take a bath, too.
10:17Are you sure?
10:18Where?
10:23He's touching his butt a lot.
10:28He's touching his butt a lot.
10:30I'm done.
10:31I'm done.
10:32I'm embarrassed.
10:33I'm embarrassed, too.
10:35I'm embarrassed, too.
10:37I'm sorry.
10:39If you're bored,
10:41I'll show you my Mamatart.
10:45Your Mamatart?
10:47Where is it?
10:49Find it.
10:50Find it.
10:52Mamatart.
10:55Here?
10:56The last one.
10:57The last one.
11:03There's a sauna, too.
11:04A sauna?
11:05Let's go to the sauna.
11:06Let's go to the sauna.
11:07Let's go to the sauna.
11:08Okay.
11:10It's hot!
11:12It's dangerous.
11:14Let's take a bath.
11:17It's hot!
11:21I can't do it.
11:23I can't do it!
11:24It's hot!
11:25I can't do it!
11:28I can't do it!
11:30Please!
11:31Don't do it!
11:32It's hot!
11:33It's hot!
11:35What's going on?
11:37I love it!
11:40I love it!
11:42I love it!
11:44It's hot!
11:45It's hot!
11:46You look happy.
11:48You look happy.
11:49Do you want it to be matte?
11:51Do you want it to be matte?
11:53Let's go with matte.
11:55Huh?
11:57Is that how you treat people?
12:01Are you an ace or an M?
12:03I'm an M.
12:05Are you a normal M or a do-M?
12:11Say it.
12:13I'm a do-M.
12:15Do-M?!
12:17Don't sit down!
12:19I'm sorry.
12:21Sit down.
12:23If you want me to go, please.
12:27I want you to go.
12:29I want you to go.
12:31Louder!
12:33Louder!
12:35I, Otsuri Himawari,
12:37I, Otsuri Himawari,
12:39I want you to go.
12:41I want you to go.
12:43I want you to go.
12:45That's a good medal.
12:47If you want me to go, please.
12:49I want you to go.
12:51Here I go.
12:53Here I go.
12:55Here I go.
12:57Here I go.
12:59Here I go.
13:01Here I go.
13:03Here I go.
13:05Here I go.
13:07Thank you very much.
13:09Great.
13:11I see.
13:13It's a good time.
13:15It's a good ending.
13:17That was great.
13:19It was such an honor to see you again.
13:21You looked great when you were hugging him.
13:23Did I?
13:25You looked happy.
13:27Really.
13:29I'm glad I'm in the entertainment world
13:31I'm glad I'm in the entertainment world
13:33I'm glad I'm in the entertainment world
13:35I see.
13:37The next contestant is Takano from Kishi Takano.
13:43Nice speed.
13:44He's good at dancing.
13:53He doesn't talk.
13:54He doesn't talk.
13:56What are you going to do after this?
13:57What?
14:02He doesn't say unnecessary things.
14:05He's good.
14:11The last contestant is Takano from Kishi Takano.
14:15Are you married?
14:16Yes, I'm married.
14:17I see.
14:18I see.
14:19He's your junior.
14:21Yes, he's my junior.
14:22It's okay.
14:23It's your job, right?
14:24Of course.
14:25It's my job.
14:26It's your job.
14:27I'm going to give you a spoiler.
14:29I'm definitely going to quit.
14:30What?
14:31I'm definitely going to quit.
14:32Why?
14:33I'm going to have a date with a sexy actress.
14:39I'm going to have a date with her at the opening.
14:43That's amazing.
14:44That's amazing.
14:46I'm going to be used in a variety show.
14:50That's amazing.
14:52I've been doing this show for about 20 years.
14:54I've never had a date with a sexy actress.
14:58Is that so?
14:59Please.
15:00Please?
15:02Did you see the two of them?
15:05Yes, I did.
15:06Did you stand up?
15:07Yes, I did.
15:15If you stand up, raise your hand.
15:17It's self-proclaimed.
15:18It's self-proclaimed.
15:20Reiwa's prank star is going to get angry today and tomorrow.
15:24He's going to get angry and do his best to the end.
15:32Oh, pretty woman.
15:37Hello.
15:40Hello.
15:41I'm Kishitano.
15:42Nice to meet you.
15:44Hello.
15:49That's amazing.
15:50Nice to meet you.
15:52Nice to meet you.
15:53Don't fall down while shaking.
15:55It's not romantic.
15:58Takano is a prank star, isn't he?
16:01He is a prank star.
16:03For example, the prank where he gets attacked while having sex with his wife.
16:08I didn't do that.
16:11Also, when Takano is sleeping, he gets stabbed by his wife.
16:17I didn't do that.
16:20I didn't do that.
16:21But, Takano, you talk about comedy after having sex, don't you?
16:27Don't say that.
16:28I heard it from your wife.
16:30Did your wife say that?
16:32Also, when he finished watching Batman because it was too long.
16:37Don't say that.
16:38I was licking Batman for a long time and it was over.
16:44It was over.
16:46Takano, do you want to have sex with me?
16:52I want to have sex with you.
16:54Then, let's do it.
16:55Come on.
17:02No, no, no.
17:04Move your hips.
17:07What?
17:11You have done it, haven't you?
17:17He is getting used to it, isn't he?
17:25Takano, you can touch my nipples.
17:31You can do a prank on me.
17:33Really?
17:36What are you looking at?
17:40It was a prank on him.
17:49He stood up.
17:50He stood up.
17:51Really?
17:55He stood up well.
18:00How do you feel, two judges?
18:02He was shaking too much.
18:08The winner is...
18:16SHOGO and MATSUI HINAKO.
18:20That's right.
18:21It was great.
18:22It was great, wasn't it?
18:23It was a great performance.
18:25That's right.
18:26It was amazing.
18:29Let's have the winner, HOTEISON, show us her winning manzai.
18:41Hello.
18:45I'm HOTEISON. Nice to meet you.
18:47Hello.
18:48I'm MATSUI HINAKO. Nice to meet you.
18:52I want to go on a date.
18:53You want to go on a date, don't you?
18:54I do. I want to go on a date again.
18:55Would you like to go on a date with a girl?
18:56Two of us?
18:57Two of us.
18:58I see.
18:59They sell ice cream.
19:00That's right.
19:01Let's eat.
19:03MICHIKO's ice cream looks delicious.
19:04It's delicious.
19:05Please give it to me.
19:08It's not enough.
19:13It's not melted yet.
19:14Do it harder than before.
19:17Look at me.
19:18Look at me.
19:19Look at me.
19:20Look at me.
19:21Look at me.
19:22Look at me.
19:23Look at me.
19:24Look at me.
19:27Give me more.
19:32Give me some.
19:38Take that.
19:39This is 400 yen.
19:40Take it.
19:42Cheese.
19:43This is呵シャイ。
19:44It's hookers.
19:46That's why we should be hooks.
19:50This is amazing.
19:51Thank you for某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某某。
19:54Yay!
19:55That was great.
19:56That was amazing.
19:57That was great.
19:58That was good.
19:59If it's a one-on-one fight,
20:00the three of us should be able to win.
20:01That was good.
20:02That was good.
20:03That was good.
20:04That was good.
20:05That was good.
20:06The next fight is a one-fourth of a match!
20:10That's not for the truck!
20:12That's not what we're doing!
20:14Sayaka Miyama is being attacked by a storm of fire!
20:18And now,
20:19a serious fight between Manzai vs. Pond!
20:23Oh, you're the one making the borders!
20:26Nobody can change me!
20:30Nobody can change me!
20:34Yeah!
20:35Now!
20:36Think of how far we've come!
20:38No more!
20:39That's what we need!
20:41As long as there is hope,
20:43you know we can be free!