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00:00Tonight...
00:02This isn't the factory meeting I like!
00:05Let's calm down.
00:06I've lost my popularity and my sense of humor.
00:08Oh my.
00:09The night when macho and anti-macho meet.
00:12I've lost my muscles and I can't say anything!
00:16Ouch!
00:17Macho is better.
00:18I understand.
00:19Don't understand! Don't understand!
00:21健康ボーイズおとなしいな、ほんで。
00:24Tonight, baby.
00:26And...
00:28I can't get out of the futon because it's cold.
00:30You're lying!
00:36Why do you have three ears?
00:38What kind of joke is this?
00:40Episode 462.
00:42Bulk-up and sense down.
00:44It's already too late to inject steroids into a high-level muscle maker.
00:49Tonight.
00:50You didn't even say the theme.
00:52You didn't say, wait a minute, did you?
00:57That's right.
00:58He's a macho entertainer.
00:59He accepted it easily.
01:02I've been thinking a lot about it.
01:04My voice is loud!
01:07He's angry.
01:08I'm sorry.
01:09He's angry.
01:10I'm sorry.
01:11He's here.
01:12He's here.
01:13He's here.
01:14Let him talk.
01:16Let him talk.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19He's angry again.
01:20He's smaller than the entertainer behind the wall.
01:23There are only 3,000 deliveries.
01:27I'm not interested.
01:29You have a claim.
01:311,000 deliveries.
01:321,000 deliveries.
01:331,000 deliveries.
01:341,000 deliveries.
01:351,000 deliveries.
01:36I don't have a claim.
01:38I've been a muscle entertainer for 30 years.
01:42I don't think Yagi is a macho entertainer.
01:45What?
01:46I've been told that Nishino is a macho entertainer.
01:53Yagi is a macho entertainer.
01:56I took off my clothes.
01:58I was told that Yagi was a macho entertainer.
02:00I said no.
02:02Yagi, can you take off your clothes?
02:06I've been a muscle entertainer for a long time.
02:09What?
02:10I've been a muscle entertainer for a long time.
02:12Why?
02:13Hey!
02:14Make a voice behind me!
02:16He's smaller than the entertainer behind the wall.
02:20He's smaller than the entertainer behind the wall.
02:22He's a director.
02:24What?
02:25Make a voice behind me!
02:27Not now.
02:29Not now.
02:30It's in the way.
02:31It's in the way when it's in the way.
02:33This is a claim from Team Muscle to Neo健康ボーイズ.
02:38You guys are macho fraud.
02:40What?
02:41What do you mean?
02:42Macho fraud?
02:43That's what it means.
02:44In short, I'm an old macho entertainer.
02:47Stop it.
02:49Our new macho friends are about to become macho.
02:52They're already retired.
02:54I don't think so.
02:56You stopped.
02:58You're a macho after that.
03:00We've been doing this for 30 years.
03:02Do you want to be after that?
03:03Yagi!
03:04What are you doing?
03:05You're going to have to do more.
03:07Macho work is limited.
03:10It's not a robbery.
03:13I want more young people to do macho work.
03:16But you take it away.
03:18I'm
03:26not
03:34gonna
03:48how much do you know about your body?
03:51I have no knowledge.
03:53I'll give you a quiz about your muscles.
03:55Let's see who knows the best about their muscles.
03:57I'm sure you'll win.
03:59I'm sure you'll win.
04:01I'm sure you'll win.
04:03Go ahead, Yagi.
04:05What is the best exercise for training the upper body called the king of training?
04:10Bench press.
04:12No, no.
04:14He's fast.
04:16What do you do when doing bench press?
04:19You put the weight on one side, and it leans back.
04:22That's right.
04:24You should have answered.
04:26You should have answered.
04:28Your answer was too fast.
04:32You don't have the time.
04:35Where should I put the weight?
04:37You should've answered.
04:40Now, how do you do a diagonal bench press?
04:43Incline bench press.
04:45Oh
05:15I
05:45Don't know
05:54Yeah
06:15When you drink water, what is faster than protein absorption?
06:20You answer!
06:22Wrong!
06:23Water!
06:25Amino-san, correct!
06:27What?
06:29What is this?
06:31What is this?
06:33Yagi's right!
06:35Yagi's right!
06:37Amino-san's right!
06:39But it was right.
06:41It's 30 seconds now.
06:43Yagi-san's right.
06:45You're wrong.
06:47I'm wrong.
06:49You're saying you're wrong.
06:51You're saying you're wrong.
06:53Let's stop.
06:55Don't stop.
06:57Let's stop.
06:59Come back.
07:01It's quite different.
07:03Wait a minute.
07:05It was fulfilling.
07:07It's 30 seconds now.
07:09We have guests coming in.
07:12Please come in.
07:35It hurts.
07:37What?
07:43Today is a special day.
07:44We are celebrating...
07:46...that first day.
07:48That's what my favorite company is supposed to do.
07:53You've been following Nakagawake-san back in the day, haven't you?
07:55Isn't that true?
07:57Why is your favorite person there?
07:59I don't know.
08:00You're gonna be on the macho side, Nakagawake.
08:04Who's the macho, Nakagawake-san?
08:06Next, we have a claim from the Macho Victims' Club.
08:10Honestly, I'm at my limit.
08:14We all have a macho partner,
08:17but when it comes to being macho,
08:19we have a lot of trouble with comedy.
08:22That's right.
08:24My partner is called Noda.
08:27In the past, he had long, thin hair,
08:30and he had a sense of humor.
08:33But after training him,
08:35he lost his sense of humor.
08:38So when he does a big cut,
08:40he goes,
08:41um, macho.
08:43He's a fool.
08:45He's the best!
08:47He's the best!
08:49He's the best!
08:50He's the best!
08:51He's the best!
08:52He's the best!
08:53He eats a lot,
08:55and he goes,
08:57um, macho.
08:59He's the best!
09:00He's the best!
09:02You guys can learn from him.
09:05You guys will learn from him.
09:07Noda-san was very popular among the young people of the theater.
09:11He was waiting for the audience.
09:13But now, he has no audience.
09:15He's scared!
09:17His popularity and sense of humor is zero.
09:20The best is him.
09:22He won the popular vote in Omiya.
09:24Out of all the votes, he won the most.
09:26He's the best!
09:28I'm trying to lower myself to liven up this conversation, but the theater is re-opening.
09:35That's right!
09:37That's right!
09:39He has 3,000 subscribers on his YouTube channel!
09:43That's right!
09:45Murakami-san has been doing that for a long time.
09:49He hasn't changed.
09:51Noda-san is saying that he has come down even though he was on top.
09:55Noda-san was doing a recital the other day.
09:59There were a lot of comments saying,
10:01Give me my money back.
10:03I'm losing my sense of humor.
10:05The more muscles you have, the less sense you have.
10:07Who said that?
10:09The people who said, Give me my money back.
10:11The people who said, Give me my money back.
10:13The people who said, Give me my money back.
10:15The people who said, Give me my money back.
10:17Nishino-kun is very confident.
10:19Nishino-kun is very confident.
10:21You said it right.
10:23You're just being confident.
10:25You said it right.
10:27The people who saw it didn't realize it.
10:29You said it right.
10:31Nishino-san is doing well.
10:33He doesn't seem to be confident in any way.
10:35I don't know what's wrong.
10:37He's in the weight-loss period.
10:39He's in the weight-loss period.
10:41If he's in the weight-loss period,
10:43his head will spin.
10:45What's wrong with that?
10:47What's wrong with that?
10:49What's wrong with that?
10:51He realized that after 7 seconds.
10:55He couldn't turn his head anymore.
10:58He's in the middle of a mental breakdown.
11:01He can't even speak.
11:04It's almost like a pillow talk.
11:07He's in a mental breakdown.
11:10He's in trouble.
11:12It's better to come to work in a safe state.
11:15Shogo worked really hard to show us today.
11:17He worked hard for a month.
11:19It's hard to understand him.
11:21Nishino is fine, but he can't speak.
11:23I don't understand.
11:25He's big.
11:27He's big.
11:29He's big.
11:31He's big.
11:33He's big.
11:35He's big.
11:37He's big.
11:39He's like a girl in a movie theater.
11:41Macho's better.
11:43I know.
11:45He's a muscle man.
11:48He's in the middle of muscle building.
11:51His laughter is getting lower.
11:54Muscles are already rebelling against him.
11:59He's big.
12:01He's big.
12:03He's big.
12:05He's big.
12:07He's big.
12:09What?
12:11Our original show was our solo show.
12:15But there were more guests than NADARU.
12:19I don't have anything to say about the last episode.
12:23What?
12:24Isn't that a different story?
12:28Did you lose your muscles for nothing?
12:31Say anything.
12:33Say anything.
12:35Say anything.
12:37Say anything.
12:40Get out of here!
12:41Let's hear the latest one!
12:43The latest one?
12:45It's from the girls' toilet in the Makuhari theater!
12:48What?
12:50It's from the girls' toilet in the Makuhari theater!
12:52Really?
12:54It was 7 years ago!
12:56You're kidding!
12:58It's really not that old!
13:00It's not 7 years old!
13:02No, no!
13:04It's not 7 years old!
13:07There's only one toilet in the Makuhari theater!
13:09There's only one toilet in the Makuhari theater!
13:11Oh, you scared me!
13:13Ouch!
13:15Ouch?
13:17Don't say that!
13:19Hold it in!
13:21Macho is better!
13:23Macho is better!
13:25I know!
13:27He's being told!
13:29Don't blame him!
13:31Macho is not that bad!
13:33Macho is not that bad!
13:35Don't blame him!
13:37Don't blame him!
13:39You're doing great!
13:41He's big!
13:43Don't blame him!
13:45He's got a great body!
13:47He's a great body!
13:49Don't blame him!
13:51You pooped in the Fuji TV dressing room...
13:53You pooped in the Fuji TV dressing room...
13:55and you made the wall all poopy, didn't you?
13:57It's embarrassment!
13:59What?
14:01It's embarrassment!
14:03I'm sorry, I took a shit in the TV studio.
14:06What? It's Fuji TV!
14:08No, it's the TV studio!
14:10I'm in the meeting room B1 of the TV studio!
14:13You were on Fuji TV today, right?
14:15No, that's not true!
14:17I told you, I told you!
14:19Excuse me!
14:20The other day, you walked to the workplace holding hands with your girlfriend, right?
14:26Is that true?
14:27It's true!
14:29That's too much!
14:31Why? It's better than holding hands!
14:34That's right!
14:36It's better than holding hands!
14:38You didn't go to the workplace, did you?
14:39I didn't go to the workplace, I went to the location!
14:41Oh, that's good!
14:42Go, go!
14:43Go!
14:44Go, go, go!
14:45Go!
14:46He was about to come!
14:48He was about to come!
14:49Don't give up!
14:50He was about to come here!
14:52The other way around!
14:53The other way around!
14:55He's upset!
14:56He's not thinking straight!
14:58He's only talking in a loud voice and making mistakes!
15:00He's amazing!
15:01Go, go!
15:04Go, go, go!
15:05Go, go, go!
15:06Go, go, go!
15:07Go, go, go!
15:08He's so thin!
15:09He's so big!
15:11He's so thin!
15:13He's so thin!
15:14He's so thin!
15:15He's so big!
15:17Go, go, go!
15:20Go, go, go!
15:22What's that?
15:23He's bigger than before!
15:24He's my life!
15:27Sam's got this!
15:28I'm talking about this!
15:29He got nothing!
15:39We don't want to be involved with them!
15:44We have a winner!
15:46Animal Day!
15:48That was a great match.
15:50It was a great match.
15:52It was really fun.
15:54健康ボーイズ大人しいな
15:56We're not free.
15:58We're not free.
16:00We're not free.
16:02We're not free.
16:04We're not free.
16:06We're sleepy.
16:08We're sleepy.
16:10We're training early in the morning.
16:12We're sleepy.
16:14You don't have to be on TV.
16:16We're training early in the morning.
16:18Is that all?
16:20Yes.
16:22Is that all?
16:24Yes, but I'm a bit weak.
16:26Yes, but I'm a bit weak.
16:28You're always weak.
16:30You're always weak.
16:32You're always weak.
16:34You're always weak.
16:36Noda and Shogo
16:38You're always weak.
16:40You're always weak.
16:42You're always weak.
16:44You're always weak.
16:46You're always weak.
16:48You're always weak.
16:50You're always weak.
16:52You're always weak.
16:54You're always weak.
16:56You're always weak.
16:58You're always weak.
17:00You're always weak.
17:02You're always weak.
17:04You're always weak.
17:06You're always weak.
17:08Today I'm gonna go over to his rep and say, you're stupid, right?
17:10So see what happens when you'd like to.
17:14Here comes the referee.
17:16He's cheering from behind the scenes.
17:18Take a good look.
17:20It's been cold lately, so you can't get out of your futon.
17:22I know, but you're being crazy.
17:24I can't get out of my futon.
17:26The referee is getting mad.
17:28He's been mad for a while.
17:30That's what I'm talking about.
17:32That's what you're saying.
17:34Oh well.
17:36Well, it's true that you can go out, but first you have to pull out the futon you brought home, right?
17:41Don't lie to me!
17:42I'm not lying.
17:43You pull it out, put a pillow on it.
17:47That's normal.
17:48You hang a futon on it.
17:49That's normal, too.
17:50You're throwing it away.
17:51What are you doing?
17:52That's weird.
17:53It's weird, right?
17:54And then...
17:55What are you doing?
17:56And then you sleep on the floor.
17:58There's no point in pulling out the futon, right?
18:00Why did you pull out the futon?
18:02It's cold anyway.
18:03It's cold? It's winter, so it's normal.
18:05No, I'll go first.
18:06Go ahead.
18:07Go ahead.
18:08Go ahead.
18:09Hey, Koshie.
18:10Isn't it too big?
18:11It's too big!
18:17It's true that there are so many 6-pack filters next to the house.
18:22Why is it so big and fast?
18:24Your legs are as fast as the Shinkansen.
18:27Why is it so big?
18:28No, no, no.
18:29Koshie, Koshie.
18:30Koshie!
18:31It's in Yamagawa.
18:33Yamagawa.
18:34No, no, no.
18:35You're going to get in trouble.
18:36It's really, really fast.
18:37It's really.
18:38It's weird to eat a sandwich, right?
18:40What's going on?
18:42Why?
18:43I'm sorry.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:45It's weird.
18:46Go more, go more.
18:47What kind of stupidity is that?
18:48And then I ran away, I ran really fast.
18:50Why do you have three ears?
18:52What kind of stupidity is that?
18:54What kind of stupidity is that?
18:56What is it?
18:57What is it?
18:58What is it?
18:59It's not stupid.
19:00It's amazing.
19:01It's new.
19:02I decided to stay there.
19:03Why is your foot size 15cm.
19:05Not good.
19:07It's a trifle.
19:08I fit in there.
19:11Please don't make any mistakes.
19:13Dishonor.
19:15Dishonor is my dishonor.
19:18It's all bad.
19:20I'm sorry.
19:21Thank God on the way.
19:23How many times did you fail?
19:27You can go if you do it more than twice, right?
19:30I'm
19:35not
19:40gonna
19:45do
19:50it.
19:55It's too fast.
19:57Did you hit an ambulance there?
19:59Did you hit an ambulance there?
20:01Ambulance?
20:03Don't turn the clock backwards.
20:05Why are there two cameramen?
20:07Why are there two cameramen?
20:09What kind of joke is that?
20:11What kind of joke is that?
20:13What kind of joke is that?
20:15If you draw a white line, run.
20:17If you draw a white line, run.
20:19Let's go.
20:21Let's go.
20:23Heiten Garagara.
20:25Heiten Garagara.
20:27There is nothing more to do.
20:29There is nothing more to do.
20:31There is nothing more to do.
20:33Finally,
20:35Finally,
20:38Finally,
20:40I said it.
20:41I said it.
20:43I said it.
20:45It's the graduation season.
20:47It's the graduation season.
20:49I'm going to be lonely.
20:51学生よ、これを飲んで元気出すんだ。
20:54ゲンさん、それはプロテインだろう?
20:57どうしてオイラに勧めるんだい?
20:59卒業式もプロテインもどっちも、
21:01効果を謳っているだろう。
21:09最後!
21:10平成ガラガラ!
21:13行くぞ!
21:14シャー!シャー!シャー!
21:15バッスル富士テレビ!
21:18さあ、行くのか?
21:20行かせてください!
21:22頼むよ!
21:244人で?
21:26これすげえな。
21:28行きます!
21:29最後!
21:30平成ガラガラ!
21:33この富士テレビを今から強くしたいと思います!
21:36行くぞ!
21:37シャー!シャー!シャー!
21:39行くぞ!行くぞ!
21:40シャー!シャー!シャー!
21:42上げて!上げて!
21:44上がった!上がった!
21:45行けるか?
21:46上げるぞ!
21:47行くぞ!1、2、3、4、5、6!
21:49よし!
21:51バッスル富士テレビ!
21:53お前、逆だろ!
21:55お前ら逆だろ!
21:56正解なんですよ、これが。
21:57どれ?どれ?
21:58バッスル富士でも球体になってるでしょ。
22:00ああ!
22:02前じゃなくていいの?
22:04やってる途中に言わないでくださいよ。
22:06え?
22:07やってる途中なんですよ。
22:08だけど表面も見たもんね。
22:10球体でしょ。
22:12それ本当に富士テレビか?
22:13富士テレビでしょ。
22:14球体とかどうでもいいね。
22:16富士テレビかと思ったら?
22:18富士テレビかと思ったら?
22:19富士テレビかと思ったら?
22:20富士テレビかと思ったら?
22:21富士テレビかと思ったら?
22:22来ると思って?
22:23来ると思って?
22:24来ると思ったら?
22:25そういうね!
22:26お前誰や!
22:27ロベルト・キャルロス!
22:29全部似た。
22:30違う?
22:31似たけど全部間違うな。
22:32ファンマさん言ってたでしょ。
22:33誰?
22:34最低すべりちっぽ男。
22:35誰が最低すべりちっぽ男ですか?
22:37言うな!
22:45大丈夫ですか?未来は。
22:47これは初めてだ!
22:48これやりましたっけ?
22:49やってない?
22:50やってないです。
22:51やってましたっけ?
22:52もうわけ分かられちゃった。
22:53やりすぎてわけ分からなくなってもう。
22:55閉店しちゃったがらがら。
22:56玄関を開けて薬に行かたで誰が来たか分かる人。
22:58これ分かるよ。
22:59分かんないな。
23:00ただいま。
23:01あれ?
23:02ああした天気になられて
23:03答えが分かんなくなっちゃった人いる?
23:06分からん。
23:07分からん。
23:08分かんない。
23:09分かんない。
23:10天気。
23:11うまい飯も食えません。
23:12なのに社会は日常はいつも通り過ぎていくんです。
23:21ちょっと一回軽く診断してもいいですか?
23:25瞑想神経って大声とか出すと
23:27なんか気絶しちゃうとかはあるんですよ。
23:33瞑想神経って大声とか出すと
23:36なんか気絶しちゃうとかはあるんですよ。
23:38大丈夫ですか?
23:39大丈夫ですか?
23:40大丈夫ですか?
23:41大丈夫ですか?
23:42大丈夫ですか?
23:46今何キロあんの?
23:47今190。
23:50落ち合いが年報を発表したときみたいに言うなお前。
23:53165ってその。
23:55さらに。
23:56股関節が消滅したんで。
23:58消滅?
24:00うまい飯も食えません。
24:02なのに社会は日常はいつも通り過ぎていくんです。
24:07最近も寒いから布団から出れへんね。
24:09嘘つけ!
24:11見逃し配信はtverとFOBで。
24:15誰が最低滑り突破男ですか?
24:18というわけでおしまい!
24:23台本通り。
24:24台本めっちゃ見たけどあんなくだり一個もなかったっすよ。
24:28全部進行通りだったよ。
24:29全然違う。
24:30120点の。
24:31言いたいこと全部言ったし。
24:32西野も良くなかった。
24:33全然言ってないですよ。
24:34西野も全部良くなかった。
24:35松本と西野良くなかった。
24:39松本減量中やからもう。
24:40西野は減量してたのよくなかった。
24:42笑いは取るかね。
24:43笑いは取るなっていいから見せると勝負は悲しやがってる。
24:47勝負はずっと良くないね。元気がないね。
24:49元気がない。
24:50収録に来るのにそんな元気がない。
24:53声は張ってくださいよ。
24:54俺もリブロバーヘッドにめっちゃ食われてた。
24:56声張ってたよ。
24:57声張れたとかないでしょ。
24:58声張ってたよ。
24:59全然張ってないでしょ。
25:00声張ってたよ。
25:01今張ってくださいよ。
25:02声張ってたよ俺。
25:03もっと張ってくださいよ。
25:04声張ってたよ俺。
25:05声張ってたよ俺。
25:06声張りすぎなあ。
25:07俺が入ってるんだから。
25:08うるせえ。
25:09チャンピオンとかだもんね。
25:11そんなダブルね。
25:13ダブルファイナリスト。
25:14ダブルファイナリスト。
25:15チャンピオンとかファイナリスト。
25:16一応、練習。
25:17筋トレするとこうなっちゃう。
25:20居酒屋の隣のこいつとか。
25:22そんな攻撃じゃない。