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wemmbu and egg try to have a 2 week minecraft phase

I Created Minecraft's Most Secure Base

massive thank you to: eggchan, @TheobaldTheBird, @Kenadian

This is episode 1 of season 2 of my series on the Unstable SMP.

This is a Minecraft video recorded in the Unstable Universe that is staged for story-telling purposes; any more staged videos I upload will have a disclaimer in the description saying that they are also staged.

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00:00My friend Egg and I are about to build Minecraft's most secure base
00:03in order to make sure it's impossible for any player to get inside.
00:06You see, anytime we build anything on our server, it always gets blown up.
00:11So we left all of civilization behind,
00:13traveling millions of blocks out in order to just build our house.
00:16But while ignorantly building, what we didn't realize was that we had been followed
00:20and that our simple desire to just build a house in Minecraft
00:23would quickly spiral into one of the most insane wars
00:26between two players in the history of our entire server.
00:29So if you enjoy, please subscribe.
00:31There's literally a 99% chance you're not subscribed.
00:34So, uh, yeah.
00:35I actually solved our famine, bro. Look at this.
00:37It's actually gives like a good amount of saturation.
00:40Well, saturation doesn't really matter because we're not really pvc-ing.
00:43Well, saturation gets depleted when...
00:47Hey, Wemboo.
00:49Dude, we're 7,000 blocks out.
00:50Oh, nice. We're 7 million blocks out.
00:53Actually, we're 14 million blocks out.
00:55How are you here?
00:56You watched the previous video. I've been following you.
00:59Why?
00:59There's not much else to do since the mafia, you know.
01:03Well, that's why we're building a house out here.
01:05You want to build with us?
01:07No.
01:08No, I don't.
01:09Okay.
01:10I want to fight.
01:13Please!
01:15Yeah, I'm not really trying to do that.
01:16I'm kind of like retired now.
01:19What do you mean retired?
01:20You took out like so many invis guys.
01:22You have a mace, man.
01:24The only reason I was fighting invis mafia in the first place
01:27was I just needed some people to click on
01:30and now I don't have that
01:32and you're right in front of me
01:34and I know you're good.
01:37Find someone else, bro.
01:38Plenty other...
01:38Clown Pierce is out there somewhere, bro.
01:40Hooray.
01:40I don't see anyone.
01:42There's not a lot of people.
01:43I'm not going to fight you, bro.
01:47All right, whatever happens to your house
01:48then is out of my hands.
01:50Bro, I'm not going to...
01:51Okay, so...
01:52Okay, okay.
01:53Yo, yo, yo, yo.
01:54Let's get away from the house.
01:55Okay.
01:55Get away from the house.
01:57Bro, we're not even done, bro.
01:58Like, I'm looted.
02:00Look at all these logs.
02:01Yo, this guy's a monster.
02:02I don't want to fight you.
02:06Wow, this...
02:07Man, this must have taken a long time to get.
02:10I don't know.
02:11What are you going to do about it?
02:14Bro...
02:15You got a mace right there.
02:17Can you find some good stuff?
02:23There we go.
02:27Dude...
02:30What?
02:36Bro...
02:37This is a shame.
02:39Okay, your house.
02:43Yo.
02:45Oh!
02:46Oh, there we go.
02:48Okay.
02:49Now it's interesting.
02:50Whoa!
02:53Dude, I like...
02:55I don't want to fight you.
02:57I don't even have buffs.
03:00You don't have buffs?
03:03Okay.
03:04I guess.
03:05I guess we can do this later.
03:06Like, get all your stuff together.
03:09I don't want to fight you without buffs.
03:11Bro...
03:11This is like kicking a toddler, man.
03:13Like, I know you're better than this.
03:15Bro, I just don't...
03:17I just don't want to fight you in general.
03:18I'll come back in a bit.
03:19I'll come back in a bit.
03:20You get your stuff together, and we can run this again.
03:23Dude, I'm not fighting you if you come back.
03:27I mean...
03:28Hey, man, whatever happens to your house?
03:31Bro...
03:33Alright, see you later.
03:33Dude, what?
03:35The house is cooked, yo.
03:37Look at the house.
03:39There's no house.
03:41Screw this guy.
03:42Screw this guy, bro.
03:43I'm not fighting him, bro.
03:44Let's just run away.
03:45No, bro.
03:46I'm not running, bro.
03:48Okay, well, if you don't want to run, you don't want to fight, what do you want to do?
03:50You want to convert?
03:51No, bro.
03:51We have to set up a trap for him.
03:54Oh...
03:56You're a genius.
03:58Okay, but I don't know how to make this, so you're going to guide the way.
04:00I don't really know either.
04:03So maybe we should run away.
04:05No.
04:05Like, hello.
04:06We don't have the skills for this, yo.
04:08Okay, why don't we just rebuild the house, and then we'll figure that out later.
04:12Okay, but when did he say he's going to be back?
04:15Dude, I don't know.
04:16He said he was going to give me time to get, like, actual PvP stuff.
04:20But I just kind of left it in my under chest.
04:22I really don't have that much stuff left, though.
04:24Yeah, keep that switch on you, bro.
04:26What?
04:27He's going to be back.
04:29I'm not fighting him, bro.
04:30I'm not fighting him.
04:35So your axolotl lived the attack somehow.
04:37I don't know how he actually lived, but oh well.
04:40What do axolotls even do functionally in the game?
04:42They, like, eat fish.
04:46I don't understand.
04:46Wouldn't you want to eat the fish?
04:48Yeah, but the axolotl eats it.
04:49Dude, you can make a creaking heart.
04:51What does a creaking heart do?
04:54I think we have one in the chest.
04:56I don't understand.
04:57What's the point?
04:59All right, the mushroom is done.
05:02All right.
05:03Wow, this looks terrible.
05:04I'm just such a terrible builder.
05:06Oh my god.
05:07All right, so I say, okay, how do we keep him out of this house?
05:17I have no clue.
05:19I didn't think it was possible.
05:20We can make the house a massive obsidian box.
05:23Okay, how do we get a lot of obsidian?
05:28By going to the end.
05:30And we're 14 million blocks away from the end.
05:32All right, let's make some traps then.
05:33So what trap do you have in mind?
05:35There, follow me.
05:36What the hell was that?
05:38What is that?
05:40Stop, stop, stop.
05:40What is this?
05:43What is this?
05:44Oh yeah, it's the mob, bro.
05:44That's the new mob.
05:48Is he chill?
05:49He doesn't take damage.
05:52Here, stop looking at them.
05:54Turn around.
05:54Don't play with me.
05:55Don't play with me.
05:56Don't play with me.
05:56Don't play with me.
06:06They need to go.
06:07Why would you do that?
06:09Do they burn?
06:09Do they burn?
06:10Brother, you can't kill them.
06:12Stay right there.
06:13Keep looking at them.
06:13You have to break their core in order for them to die.
06:16What we can do is we can get up onto the creaking hearts and then we can trap Theo in the mob.
06:21Wouldn't it be better to just explode him?
06:23I mean, yeah, but like that's kind of like fighting him and I don't want to do that.
06:27Wait.
06:29Dude, could if you fought Theo Ball, could you even win?
06:32I mean, duh, but like I want to give him what he wants.
06:36Dude, you're acting like he's not a threat.
06:38I'm just saying last time was not convincing.
06:41What do you mean it wasn't convincing?
06:43I wasn't even like trying to kill him.
06:46Okay, you're saying that like you don't believe me.
06:49Like he isn't just like annoying bug that can just squash any moment.
06:55Okay. Well, it's daytime.
06:56So, oh, it is daytime.
06:58We gotta wait.
07:00If Theo Ball pulls, but this is a gamble.
07:02Theo Ball pulls up in the morning.
07:03They literally just automatically despawn.
07:05Actually, it's true.
07:07Okay, look, look at this.
07:08Look at this.
07:08I can insta-mine these mushrooms with my axe, which means that if we make a floor out of mushrooms outside the house and he stands on it,
07:14I could spleef him in and then he'll get dropped into the creaking pit.
07:18Yeah, this is perfect.
07:19It should be this tall.
07:20Now.
07:20We just need like a heart.
07:22I'm gonna go defeat a creaking.
07:25Okay, cool.
07:27I defeated the creaking.
07:29So, where?
07:32Wait, I just heard a noise.
07:33It's here.
07:35It's here.
07:36Okay.
07:36Okay.
07:37Okay.
07:37Name it Oswald.
07:40Unnameable.
07:40Wait, throw me the Oswald.
07:44Alright, this dude's Oswald now.
07:48How'd you name him?
07:49Oh.
07:50No, the Axolotl.
07:53Alright, so now.
07:55Stop.
07:57No, he is the wall.
07:58He's three blocks tall.
07:59We're a little too tall.
08:02So, Oswald's in there.
08:04We should probably have more living creaks, right?
08:07Yeah.
08:07Meet your heart.
08:11Block over.
08:11Oh, oh, it's just a block of resin and wood.
08:14It's creaking hard.
08:16So, wait, how do we farm resin then?
08:18You're speaking on esoteric matters that we don't know about.
08:21What does esoteric mean?
08:24Obscure.
08:25What does obscure mean?
08:34Can you just be helpful?
08:38Are they?
08:38Alright, and come on.
08:41Last one.
08:41Alright, jump out.
08:43Now, I just beat him up, right?
08:45Yeah, pretty much.
08:48I already have 26.
08:49OP resin loot.
08:56Alright, so there should be like half a trillion creakings now.
09:00How many of these can you spawn realistically?
09:02We're about to find out.
09:06Alright, the creaking apocalypse.
09:07Now, I need to aggro them all.
09:09Here, stay down there, stay down there, stay down there.
09:13Oh my god.
09:16Alright, come in the hole, bro.
09:17Oh, you're in it?
09:18Stop looking at it.
09:18Stop, stop, stop.
09:19Alright, ready?
09:20Ready, set, turn.
09:22Oh!
09:24Alright, let me get, let me show you.
09:25This is, yeah, this is not all of them.
09:26I'm not.
09:32Wait, try fighting.
09:33Wait, can we try fighting in here real quick?
09:36Wait, I can't hit you.
09:38Wait.
09:38I can't move.
09:39Wait, this is how we, this is how we don't fight him.
09:41He can't hit us if we're in here.
09:43So we just encase ourselves in creakings and then he can't do anything.
09:48What if he just TNTs us?
09:50How will he place it?
09:53Oh, if he's in it with us, yeah.
09:55This is how I don't fight him, bro.
09:56We just sit in here and then he can't duel me.
09:58And then he goes away and leaves us alone.
10:00Dude, I, no, I'm not joking.
10:02You can't even walk out.
10:03Like, try walking out.
10:05I get pearl.
10:06Wait, what?
10:09Wait, new, new, new, new counter.
10:11Wait, how do I get out of here?
10:13Dude, I got out of there by a good chance because a zombie hit me.
10:16We get imprisoned a bit here.
10:18Yeah, like, okay, he can use water, I guess.
10:20But like, he's not going to think that.
10:22No, no, no, the water doesn't even work.
10:24Wait, this is insane.
10:26Wait, wait, do we actually discover new meta by accident?
10:30Oh, okay.
10:31If you water up.
10:33So you know what we need to do?
10:35We need to get some sponges.
10:37So they drain the water and he can't escape.
10:39Let's look for a beautiful ocean monument, friend.
10:44Oh, I found a temple.
10:46Dude, this is going to be a boss battle.
10:48This is going to be intense.
10:49Bro, because we just fought the massive, oh, hey, sponges.
10:52I don't know why they made this a rare resource.
10:54It's not even that helpful.
10:57Well, it's helpful in situations like this.
11:00I mean, it has its purposes,
11:01but it's not even comparable to stuff like the elytra, right?
11:03Yeah.
11:04I mean, I think the I think it's pretty evident that there it's useless by the fact this is still here.
11:12So just like so just look down and jitter click.
11:16See, I can't do that.
11:17You're asking for pride bank check.
11:19I mean, it's long gone.
11:22Oh my God.
11:23Okay.
11:25Oh, get it.
11:25Get it.
11:26Get it.
11:26Get it.
11:26Get it.
11:27Get it.
11:27I'm learning.
11:27Oh my God.
11:28Oh my God.
11:29So many.
11:30Oh my God.
11:32Wow.
11:33This looks so stupid on my screen.
11:36Why is it like a hundred?
11:37Oh my God.
11:38Turn around.
11:38Turn around.
11:38Turn around.
11:39Do I'm not stopping?
11:40We'll get trapped.
11:41No, turn around.
11:41Just it's okay.
11:42It's okay.
11:42Take one for the team.
11:47I got out.
11:47I got out.
11:48All right.
11:49Okay, but it sounds loud as heck under there.
11:51It's okay.
11:52He won't notice how we just make an equally loud sound.
11:55Where's the Bella?
11:56Ancient Tech, bro.
12:02Oh my God.
12:04Jesus.
12:09I was every single night.
12:10We're gonna have to learn all these dudes back in here.
12:17Oh my God.
12:19Look at them.
12:20I can be the bones, bro.
12:22This is this is not okay.
12:26Whatever, bro.
12:27We'll just we'll just redesign in the morning.
12:29Do you hear it, bro?
12:33What do I think?
12:35I think what we do is we make it bigger tomorrow and we make it
12:41deeper.
12:42So there's no noises.
12:45I see.
12:46But if it's deeper, it's not going to make it not work.
12:51No, we can still hit him into it.
12:56But it doesn't have to be only three blocks tall.
12:58Oh, brother.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Oh my God.
13:05The house has come a long way since I was last year.
13:09Yeah, you like the button or holy moly.
13:13Yeah, you like it, bro.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Over here building things.
13:24Yeah, you got a lot of buddies.
13:26Hey, brother.
13:28There are pets under your pets.
13:30Yeah.
13:33They're just they're just hanging out guys down there.
13:36Hey, brother.
13:37Just hanging out down there.
13:38You should go away now because we don't want you here.
13:41Will you you said you were going to get your stuff together and
13:44then you were down to fight, right?
13:45Um, yeah, but I don't have my stuff together.
13:48So you can go away now.
13:51Well, how about I help you get your stuff together?
13:54You know?
13:55No, I'm not fighting you bro.
13:57I'm not fighting you bro.
13:58I'm not fighting you.
14:00Bye.
14:01I can't hear you.
14:02La la la la la la la la la.
14:03I can't hear you.
14:04Okay.
14:04Okay.
14:06We're la la la la la la la la.
14:07I can't hear you.
14:08That's a that's a nice axolotl you have there.
14:12La la la la la.
14:13Get out of here.
14:14Yo, that's Oswald.
14:15I don't even see that.
14:16Oh.
14:21I think Oswald wants you to fight.
14:23Your name is Theobald bro.
14:26Yeah, Theobald.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Hey, I didn't say anything was wrong with Oswald.
14:30Okay.
14:33Let's put a goofy name like Theobald.
14:34Okay, you can't come in unless we invite you.
14:36Yeah, really?
14:39Okay.
14:42Yo, get out of here.
14:43Where'd Oswald go?
14:44Where'd he go?
14:48I'm not walking over that.
14:49I don't know what's going on there.
14:51But no, there's nothing down.
14:52Oh my God.
14:52Why is there a creeper?
14:54Dude, I'm not fighting you bro.
14:56I'm not fighting you.
14:57I'm not.
14:59Totem.
14:59I need totem.
15:01Totem?
15:01At once.
15:07Might be the first successful handout today.
15:08Yeah.
15:09Okay, just leave.
15:10The leg.
15:12All right.
15:13So are you just griefing us again?
15:14Is this like really what we're doing?
15:17Well, I don't know.
15:18Is it or are we going to go somewhere and fight?
15:20All right, fight here.
15:22All right.
15:23Hey.
15:26Get out of here.
15:27I'm sorry.
15:28I'm sorry.
15:29I'm not the main character.
15:31So if I walk forward.
15:35Nothing is going to happen.
15:37Nothing will happen.
15:39You're not going to take out your axe.
15:40Nothing will happen.
15:42And break the floor dropping into a pit of creaking.
15:47There's no creaking under here.
15:48What would even give you that impression?
15:51Oh, I think there may be a flaw in the trap.
15:59Come back when the clock strikes midnight.
16:04Oh my God.
16:08You want to sit in your little mushroom house with all the buttons on it?
16:11Yeah.
16:11I do want to do that.
16:14No, I'll come because you can't cart on this.
16:17Oh, wait, you can't cart on this.
16:20I'm dying.
16:21Wait, new hard camera.
16:23Yeah, you're right.
16:23I can't cart on this.
16:24You can cart in here though.
16:25Okay, why would you do that?
16:27I'm not even in there.
16:28I'm going to blow your house up.
16:31I don't want to fight you, man.
16:32Just like, like, why can't I just exist on the server?
16:36Okay, like.
16:38Dude, he was way too quick with that.
16:39I tried to stop you.
16:41Dude.
16:43Okay, so don't stand right on top of where he's going to blow up egg.
16:45Yeah, bro.
16:46Hey, just go away, bro.
16:47Just go away.
16:48Dude.
16:51All right.
16:52Well, I'll come back and if you're not ready to fight, I'm doing this
16:55whole thing again.
16:56See ya.
16:59I'll be back.
17:07Why are you just standing up there?
17:09Told me to go away.
17:10Oh my God.
17:12Dude, I don't want to fight this guy.
17:14Like, I don't want to give him what he wants.
17:17Dude.
17:18What do you want to rebuild?
17:19Like, what's the move?
17:22I don't know, bro.
17:25The trap didn't work.
17:26It's going to take a while to build it back and dig it lower and move
17:28all the living Cree and Cree carts and everything.
17:31Yeah.
17:33I mean, he would survive any other kind of trap.
17:34I feel like like I don't like I don't know another trap that would
17:38like like stop him without fighting, you know, if you were in the if
17:44you could kill him, if you would fight him and kill him, if you could
17:47do that, would you do it?
17:49Even if it's giving you what he wants?
17:51No, I'd run away.
17:53But then we don't even get to build a house.
17:55Like, where could we do it?
17:57If we can't build, if we can't build 14 million blocks out, where
18:02could we possibly do anything on the server?
18:04Well, he just followed us.
18:05So we just got to make sure we're not followed.
18:07How did he even follow us?
18:09We like nether portal traveled on the roof for like 10 hours.
18:12This always happens like any.
18:18Anywhere on the server, bro.
18:20I just think this guy is constantly taking away the life that you want
18:23to live from you, right?
18:26Like you want to settle down.
18:27He's taking away that life.
18:28I think that it's not that crazy for you to take away his.
18:32If you were my position, you would, you would kill him even like, dude,
18:36I don't, I don't care about banning him off the server.
18:38Like, I really don't.
18:40It's that I just don't want to give him what he wants because what he
18:42wants, why, why should, why should he get what he wants from ruining
18:46my day?
18:47Why should he get that?
18:49Why should he get what he wants from ruining your day?
18:51Yeah, he's annoying.
18:53Yeah, exactly.
18:53But why does he deserve?
18:55Why does he deserve a fight against me now?
18:57Dude?
18:57All I think is that if you fly constantly, both of you are going to
19:01fly constantly buzzing around.
19:03No one's going to blame you if you swatted away.
19:06Even if he's like, yeah, he's annoying.
19:08Yeah, the flight like it's just a bothersome nuisance.
19:12But the whole like deserve this deserve that even then.
19:18I don't even know if he's a fly man.
19:19This guy's this guy's being a little bit more than that.
19:22I'm just saying I want you to kill him.
19:23Maybe before he grows into a bigger problem and has more prep and
19:27starts like actually knowing how we fight.
19:31Nah, screw that.
19:33I'm not giving only once.
19:34I don't we're going to do though.
19:37Just saying dude, he might be more of a problem.
19:39We're not moving.
19:41I can dude.
19:41I can kill him at any time.
19:42So may as well exhaust all the other options.
19:45Okay.
19:47What are the other options?
19:48I'll show you.
19:49Let's go.
19:51Okay.
19:53Wait, hold on.
19:54Come on.
19:55Keep up, bro.
19:55Dude.
19:56I'm not that fast.
19:58Wait, where'd you go?
19:59Oh my God.
20:00Oh my God.
20:00The closest one should be like literally right here.
20:06I don't see you anymore.
20:08There you are.
20:09Follow me.
20:09Lock him, bro.
20:16Bro to me.
20:16It just look like you freaking teleported over there.
20:18That's because I did.
20:19Okay.
20:19It should be like literally right here.
20:28Is it looking good?
20:29I found some suspicious obsidian.
20:33That might be naturally generated.
20:34Hold on.
20:34Let me can't do that, bro.
20:36Let me get down there.
20:37This should be it.
20:38Yeah.
20:38Okay, right here.
20:43Bro.
20:43Hey, get down here, bro.
20:44I'm on my way.
20:45Only one second where my inventory is freaking.
20:46Oh my God.
20:47Locked in bro.
20:48Okay.
20:48I'm sorry.
20:50It's okay.
20:50I forgot.
20:50Oh, it's an enderpearl.
20:52I didn't even see that.
20:52Yo, okay.
20:53This person.
20:54Let's just say this person knows a lot about secure Minecraft bases.
20:58I feel like you could make the argument petrified.
21:00So I've heard, you know, a thing or two about secure Minecraft bases.
21:05What do you know about secure Minecraft bases, bro?
21:09Stop.
21:09No, where are you going?
21:11Bro?
21:11No.
21:17I'm gonna lie.
21:17This was surprisingly low tech for Canadian.
21:20So I've heard, you know, a thing or two about secure Minecraft bases.
21:25Hey, bro.
21:26Is it just you?
21:27Are you the only one here?
21:28So I've heard, you know, a thing or two about secure Minecraft bases
21:31Canadian.
21:33Oh my gosh, dude.
21:34What?
21:35What?
21:35How did you find my stasis room?
21:37So I've heard, you know, how did you find my stasis chamber?
21:39Wimboo?
21:40Give me a spreadsheet of all your stasis coordinates.
21:43Okay.
21:43I'm gonna have to have a serious talk with Wado.
21:45Okay, I'm moving on my stasis chambers.
21:47I'm never telling you what it is, but I'm never telling it.
21:50It's fine.
21:50Oh my gosh, dude.
21:52Look, we're so far out.
21:53What do you want?
21:54Okay.
21:54So what would we need to do hypothetically to keep to like keep
21:59someone out of a Minecraft house?
22:01Well, it's a lot harder without area bands.
22:07You ever watch the mumbo-jumbo video?
22:10What?
22:11Best best way to hide a base or best best way to secure a base is
22:15to hide it.
22:16I'm not hiding the base, bro.
22:17I'm not doing that.
22:18Yeah, we also already tried that.
22:22We already tried that, bro.
22:23Hmm, we're like 7 million out in both directions and it still got
22:27found.
22:297 million out in both directions.
22:31Dude, Wimboo.
22:34Oh my gosh, it's gonna take me so long to fly back.
22:39Dude, what?
22:39Okay.
22:40All right.
22:41So, uh, secure base.
22:43Yeah, all because you just want a base.
22:45Yeah, and you're gonna help us or I'm gonna leak all your stasis
22:50cords.
22:50So your choice.
22:52I mean the fact that they've been given out.
22:54Anyway, it just it's compromised information.
22:56I don't it doesn't matter.
22:57I have to reset my stasis chambers.
22:59Who knows who else Wado gave them to?
23:02This guy.
23:04Well, uh, violation of trust, whatever.
23:07I can build you a base.
23:08I could or I can tell you how.
23:10Oh, it's a lot easier.
23:12Yeah, like I can get I can give you a plans.
23:14Wow.
23:14Thank you, Canadian.
23:15And you can just follow him.
23:16Okay.
23:18If that's all you need, that's that's easy.
23:20That's not too much work.
23:21Wait, come with me, come with me.
23:26What?
23:27Almost out of rockets.
23:28Yeah, me too.
23:29Okay.
23:29So how do we like prevent this from getting blown up again?
23:33Gosh, um Obsidian.
23:38Oh, we have some right here.
23:42I think you reported that out.
23:43You broke into the you broke into the spawn base, right?
23:46For the Mafia.
23:47Yeah.
23:47Yeah, the spawn prison.
23:48You remember what kind of defenses that had?
23:50Okay, but this can all be built like like here though, right?
23:56You want to build it where your last base got destroyed?
23:59Well, yeah, I mean, that's kind of the whole point.
24:03Why why why not just build it like a thousand blocks out
24:06from here?
24:06So Theo doesn't it's just like it's it's like it's a why I'm
24:10not I'm not just gonna run away from from Theo bro.
24:13Like this is okay.
24:14I don't want to do that.
24:15So that's the whole point is making it here.
24:19Oh my gosh.
24:19You're so irrational.
24:21Wait, so so he blew this up and you want to so he already
24:28which is so I understand you've been gone looking for me.
24:33Yeah, and you've left this presumably unguarded.
24:38Yeah, but it's already like blown up.
24:41When boot that if you knew if you knew that you were coming
24:44back there might there could be a trap.
24:47What that could have been a trap?
24:53That was the worst trap ever.
24:56It all got blocked by the obsidian.
24:58Oh my God, you know what?
25:00I don't care.
25:00I don't care how bad you think my trap was.
25:02Yeah, you're really not a trapper.
25:05Okay, like really like third time.
25:07Listen, all I want is a duel.
25:10I'll keep blowing.
25:16It up until you want to fight me.
25:18Finally.
25:19Okay.
25:19Well, you just overheard our conversation.
25:21You're not blowing all that up.
25:23So what are you going to put in a couple Wardens?
25:26Keep me out like blah blah blah blah.
25:28Just go away.
25:30Just go away.
25:30Go away.
25:31Go away.
25:32Just sitting in your stupid little mushroom house.
25:34What are you using your like your life for?
25:37What do you want to see though?
25:39I want to see the light go out from his eyes.
25:42I think he's already dead, bro.
25:46You killed it.
25:47What's your problem?
25:50Just like fight me, bro.
25:52No, what would I do that?
25:56Go away.
25:57How many Mafia people did you kill?
26:01Blah blah blah blah blah.
26:03What do you mean?
26:07It's warmer glory drain from them.
26:10Dude, we can do this.
26:11We're literally going to be sitting here all day doing this
26:13wind charge thing.
26:14So I'll keep mining.
26:17Walk at a time then.
26:18Okay, so get to it.
26:20So if we put the defense is this guy will go away forever,
26:22right?
26:22He can't get in.
26:25No defense is perfect, but we probably make something really
26:29annoying something that's just not worth getting through.
26:34I can I mean, I can try coming up with a design awesome base.
26:38Yeah, but if you want to build it here.
26:42Yeah, build it here.
26:44I think that's a great.
26:45Are you sure?
26:46You sure you don't want to build it like a thousand?
26:48No, bro.
26:48I don't know bro.
26:49You can't you can't build it here.
26:52Wimbo.
26:53There's no point in trying if he's guarding it if he's going
26:56to sabotage.
27:01Attack you while you're like every time you come back to
27:03resupply.
27:05We can just go somewhere else.
27:10No, I think you should stay here.
27:12I think you have a great base here.
27:17You have an amazing base.
27:19Why wouldn't you want to stay here?
27:21All right, I'll do you but yeah.
27:27But only do you?
27:32If you let us build these defenses first and then if you
27:34somehow get inside I will actually do you.
27:42How long is that going to take?
27:47Ah, you're putting a lot of pressure on me.
27:51It's good.
27:51It's got to be months realistically, but if you're helping
27:54us here, I'll come.
27:56All right.
27:56You know what?
27:57I'll be generous.
27:58I'll give you a week.
28:02Hey, so you're helping.
28:04All right.
28:05See you in a week.
28:07I'm not holding back by the way, if I don't care what I like
28:11I'm coming back and I'm murdering you.
28:15See ya.
28:16A week.
28:19I don't think two people can build something.
28:23Three people.
28:27You know, I can't look away.
28:31Ken, I have your stasis cords.
28:35And you didn't reset the pearls.
28:37Okay.
28:37These dudes are really like breaking my dramatic tension
28:39here.
28:41You want to get on the tree?
28:41It's really it's really hollow thread.
28:43I'm gonna I'm gonna kill you Ken if you don't help us.
28:45So.
28:46You wouldn't.
28:51You wouldn't.
28:53Oh my gosh.
28:54You're lucky.
28:54And this dude is Macy.
28:56Ken and not D.O.
28:57Yo, get this dude out of here.
28:58I'm killing this water guy when we're done.
29:00But all right.
29:01All right.
29:01One week.
29:02All right, one week.
29:03All right, let's do it.
29:05Oh, so I'll find the nearest.
29:07Wait, where do we get the materials for this?
29:11Actually, I have a lot of spare.
29:14We'd have a lot of spare resources come to think of it
29:17from when I built the Mafia base.
29:19Oh, yeah, because isn't that just like the same thing as
29:21this?
29:22Yeah, but I know where my resupply is.
29:24We can just oh, yeah, we can just use all the leftovers.
29:27Okay.
29:27So we just have to like get Wardens then and Elder Guardians.
29:30Uh-huh.
29:31Yeah.
29:31Yeah.
29:31Okay, I can work on that.
29:33Okay.
29:33I'll tell you where the where the stash is.
29:35Yeah, if you run I am gonna stasis you and kill yourself.
29:38Okay.
29:39Yeah, so if this fails.
29:41If this fails, you're not gonna kill me, right?
29:44Ah, it won't be you instead.
29:46It'll be Theo, I guess but I'd really rather not give him
29:49what he wants.
29:53Okay.
30:03It starts your typical like regen walls water and lava in
30:07columns.
30:07What time is it, dude?
30:08I don't know.
30:10Bro, it's 11, can I go to class?
30:15What?
30:16Can I go to class?
30:18No, bro, bro.
30:19Who's gonna place the lava then?
30:20Dude, I'm gonna fail my education.
30:22Bro, it's okay.
30:24You can miss a few classes, bro.
30:27Dude, why?
30:30Okay, wait, are you aggroed?
30:32Okay, wait.
30:32No, just stay there then.
30:33Just stay there, eat gaps.
30:35Okay, dude.
30:36How does he do this so fast?
30:39The Canadian is the goat and he knows wizardry.
30:41The ring right after that is like completely drenched in
30:45wardens.
30:46How do you do this?
30:47Yo, where are you going?
30:50Wait, let me, let me, let me.
30:52No, I meant I'm a genius.
30:53I'm a genius.
30:54Okay, never mind.
30:55Bro, how did he get out?
30:56Dude, he walked out.
30:57You idiot.
30:58Yo.
30:58And now your enemy is trying to figure out how to get out
31:01of the base they just broke into.
31:02Can we take a break?
31:03No, bro.
31:03We're actually so close to done.
31:05Please just let me finish this.
31:06Bro, my butt is glued to my chair, yo.
31:08Bro, we're so close.
31:10This is literally like one of the last layers.
31:12Can I at least call my mom and tell her I love her?
31:14No.
31:15Okay.
31:16We're on the final blocks, bro.
31:19I could finally start attending class.
31:21Do you have the mushrooms?
31:24What?
31:25The mushrooms.
31:34Hello, bro.
31:35What?
31:37Wait, what?
31:38How is how is he a kind of a totem?
31:41All right, here's a totem.
31:42All right.
31:43Okay.
31:43So now if we just build a big red mushroom square.
31:51Oh.
31:52Oh, hey, great work, bro.
31:54Yeah, I'm gonna place Oswald back.
31:55Surely he won't die.
31:58But it's like a liminal space, bro.
32:01Man.
32:05Oh, oh Jesus.
32:07What?
32:09Anyway, we're back with clown Pierce's prison.
32:12If you need in this.
32:13Okay.
32:14Yeah phase two of the plan.
32:15All right.
32:16I can't wait.
32:17Why didn't we get stasis outside though?
32:21Oh, we got stasis to outside.
32:22Okay, so we got good luck.
32:24Now.
32:24We just stake it out until we see a Theobald the bird.
32:28Do you have any rockets?
32:31I can't see anything.
32:34Why do you even need the rocks?
32:35You can wall jump.
32:39If I knock you off right now.
32:42All right.
32:42All right.
32:42Let's uh, let's end this up.
32:44Why is my screen just completely pitch black?
32:46Come on.
32:47You don't lock in bro.
32:50All right.
32:50So now we just wait.
32:52I just realized we only have 24 minutes of Invis.
32:54So, uh.
33:02Let's see.
33:06Where'd he go?
33:08Where is bro?
33:16Bro.
33:22Yo, you're evil brother.
33:24Do I can't see?
33:25Okay.
33:29No.
33:29I'll see him.
33:30Wait, wait, wait.
33:32Jump in the water.
33:32Jump in the water.
33:34Why do I go?
33:39Yeah.
33:45Wait, should I steal a shulkers?
33:46Would that be evil?
33:48Okay.
33:48Try.
33:48Try.
33:49Try.
33:49Okay.
33:50Yeah.
33:50Yeah.
33:50Wait, wait, wait.
33:51Okay.
33:51I'm gonna steal shulkers.
33:52No, you should stay back, bro.
33:53I don't trust you.
33:54I can't even lie.
33:55Okay.
33:55That's funny.
33:56I'll explain to do that.
34:02This is just this is insanity.
34:05The fact that you would.
34:08City.
34:09Then fight me once is just ridiculous.
34:13This is just insane.
34:38How?
35:04Okay, dude.
35:05He made like a second base of operations inside of the prison.
35:08He actually is like getting through here.
35:09Come through.
35:10Come with me.
35:10Come with me.
35:10All right.
35:11Watch what I do.
35:12Okay.
35:12All right.
35:13So wind charge and Pearl.
35:14I don't have wind charge.
35:21It's tragic.
35:21I know you're good enough to beat me too.
35:25Okay, maybe not good enough to beat me, but like good enough to give me a
35:27good fight at least.
35:28Come on, man.
35:34Ken.
35:35If you can hear me, I'm not going to get forgive you for this.
36:05Oh my God.
36:08I cannot wait to blow up your house again.
36:11Hello.
36:15You better beg for your life now.
36:18Beg for it.
36:25You.
36:26Hey, bro.
36:35How's it going in there?
36:38Not good, bro.
36:40Give me fun.
36:40Are you just like stay sitting out of here?
36:42Like are you just giving lots of fun?
36:45What is the point of all this?
36:49What is the point?
36:50I'm the biggest bird.
36:51I'm the biggest bird.
36:53No, you're not the biggest bird.
36:56Shut up.
36:58I'm the biggest.
36:59All right.
36:59I'm the biggest.
37:01There you go.
37:01Oh crap.
37:02I'm the biggest bird.
37:03I'm the biggest bird.
37:06I'm the biggest bird.
37:07I'm the biggest bird.
37:10Uh-huh.
37:11Here you are, bud.
37:14I'm getting in there.
37:15I'm breaking your house again.
37:17I don't care.
37:18I will mine it block by block.
37:22I'm so done with you.
37:24Like I'm not in the biggest bird.
37:26The lights go out.
37:28I am gonna.
37:30Hey, bro.
37:32Dude, my totem just popped from the wardens.
37:34Yeah.
37:34Can I get one of those?
37:36Oh, yeah.
37:36Sure here.
37:37Hey, thanks, bro.
37:38Yeah, I'm gonna try jumping.
37:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
37:40I blocked him like way in there.
37:43Oh, he's like milk.
37:44I don't even know.
37:45He said he I think he's cooked.
37:46I can't even lie.
37:48I was just leaving there.
37:50And we all lived happily ever after.
37:54Is it a win for us?
37:55I think it is.
37:56Hey, bro.
37:57Is it time to make district 8?
37:59Yo, this is a new district.
38:00That's dude.
38:01It's the world is our oyster now, bro.
38:03Oh, you know, we need FNS, bro.
38:06We need Flintsteel, bro.
38:07I know.
38:08That's why you're gonna mind the gravel right behind us.
38:10Where's the gravel?
38:12Right here.
38:13Oh.
38:16Yeah, we gonna make it out of here.
38:17Yeah.
38:18Our million blocks out.
38:20No one's gonna find us.
38:21Yeah.
38:24Well.
38:27All of this.
38:29Okay.
38:29All of this.
38:32Just to dodge a single 1v1.
38:36Wait, what the hell is that?
38:37Are you supposed to be like a master escapist?
38:39Yo, yo, yo, yo.
38:40How many?
38:41Hundreds of thousands.
38:43You want a 1v1?
38:43Why you pull my thing, yo?
38:51Love what you've done with the place.
38:52Love how it's being overrun by these stupid freakings, bro.
38:57Why'd you call this dude, bro?
38:58Chill, bro.
38:59So are we fighting or what?
39:00I'm not a bad guy.
39:01Okay, like maybe I was a bit pushy asking for this 1v1 and like not
39:06leaving you guys alone.
39:07Okay, my bad.
39:09But all of this plus you stealing my milk shulker and coming in
39:15like, wait, how did you even get in?
39:17What the?
39:20Tunnels, bro.
39:22You actually made it?
39:22I took my damn.
39:23Yes.
39:24I took my damn time, bro.
39:26How many wardens did you put in here?
39:29I told you.
39:29Shulker.
39:31We're doing this.
39:32We're running it.
39:34You really want to die that badly, bro?
39:38Oh, yeah.
39:38Now we're talking.
39:40Uh-huh.
39:41Let's see.
39:41Let's see it.
39:42I mean, it deals a deal.
39:44Okay, Rob.
39:45Bro.
39:46All right, here we go.
39:47Finally.
39:52I miss my phone.
39:57Was it worth building all this?
40:08Dude, this is like a 3v1.
40:10What is this?
40:11The land helps me in my fight, bro.
40:21What the?
40:49This is all your fault, bro.
40:52Okay, let's fight like normal human beings now.
40:57I'm okay.
41:03This is just the stupidest thing ever.
41:05I'm going away.
41:06I'm taking Ken with me.
41:08Ken.
41:10Ken, take off all your armor.
41:15Okay.
41:16Okay.
41:17Why do you take off all your armor?
41:18Take it off.
41:19All right.
41:20Wait, no, put it back on.
41:21Wait, what are you doing?
41:21Get out.
41:22Take a totem, bro.
41:23Tell me how to get out.
41:26The way you came in.
41:28Wendell, I'm going to kill him if you come close.
41:30I'm going to kill him.
41:31I'm going to kill him.
41:33I'm not getting around.
41:34You push me to my limit, bro.
41:36Why did you take off all your armor?
41:37Canadian, why did you take off all your?
41:40Dude, I'm a hostage.
41:41I don't know.
41:42He's a hostage.
41:43Gosh, I hate when this happens.
41:46Bro.
41:48Ken.
41:48Bro, get out.
41:49I don't know.
41:49I don't want you to be a hostage too, bro.
41:51Get out of here.
41:51Yeah.
41:51I'm a at this point.
41:53Okay, like get away.
41:56All right.
41:57We're getting out of this prison.
41:58If you don't come out here in 10 minutes, Ken dies.
42:03We're having a real fight.
42:04No creaking.
42:05No BS.
42:06No stupid caves.
42:07No stupid roof for us.
42:08No stupid wardens.
42:10No mining fatigue.
42:12We're getting out of here.
42:13We're having a real fight.
42:15And if you don't come out in 10 minutes, Ken dies.
42:19Isn't that right, Ken?
42:24You heard him.
42:2610 minutes.
42:28Real fight.
42:29Get together.
42:31I'm done.
42:32I'm done.
42:32We're getting out of here.
42:34We're having a real fight.
42:36It's the way you came in.
42:39You think I keep track of that?
42:42It's actually not this way.
42:43It's actually this way.
42:46You're on thin ice, Ken.
42:49Bro, I should save Ken, right?
43:02Dude, you kind of have to.
43:04Like, what?
43:06Dude, what Theo did to us, forcing us to fight.
43:09We're doing to Ken.
43:11Forcing him to make this prison and drag him along in all our
43:14dumb endeavors, to be honest.
43:16But I should save him.
43:19Yeah.
43:21Problem.
43:22I don't even know if I can give Theo's duel.
43:24I don't have many resources.
43:26I have like one more, one more shulker of stuff.
43:29Wait, what?
43:29The green, the green one you gave me.
43:32What?
43:32When did this dude?
43:42Yeah, we see the fit piccolo.
43:43Chill out, yo.
43:44Wait, so where's Ken?
43:47Oh, I already killed him.
43:49You took too long.
43:50Bro.
43:50What?
43:51That was not 10 minutes, bro.
43:54Now, why would I kill my friend?
43:57I let him go.
43:57I just, I just want to fight you.
43:59I'm just so sick of that.
44:01I dug into your stupid prison.
44:03I, we had a deal, right?
44:06Do I shoot?
44:07Not no, but what is that going to do?
44:10Sorry, bro.
44:10You finally ready?
44:27Yes, sir.
44:41Wait, are you just sibling in his field with an accident?
44:50Damn.
44:57Now, I got to hand it to you.
44:58That mace is pretty scary.
45:11Oh, so you're never on the ground.
45:12So he can't part.
45:13I get it.
45:15Bro.
45:15Understand the vision.
45:21That hurt.
45:22Not even hit me.
45:33I'll just deal counter this.
45:39Wow.
45:41Oh, so he hits you while you're healing up and stuff, bro.
45:53Shut up.
45:54Love you.
45:55Know what?
45:56I'll never speak again.
46:09Damn.
46:11Damn.
46:13You like that?
46:20I'm going a little easy on you.
46:26Here's the answer egg.
46:27This is the counter.
46:40Holy moly.
46:54You're a lot better at dodging me than like most people.
46:58I'm not most people.
47:11Yeah.
47:26Run out of rockets.
47:27Oh, running out of totems.
47:29Okay.
47:30Yeah, maybe a little.
47:37Very lucky there.
47:41Look, all I'm saying is you're the one who wanted this.
47:46For what it's worth.
47:47I'm having a great time.
47:49It's gonna be your last.
47:50I would be having a better time.
47:51If you stop flying around.
48:00Oh, yeah, that's that's not good.
48:10So carts.
48:30Yeah, I prefer not to answer that question.
48:34Is he out of totems?
48:36Yeah.
48:38Yeah, I'm saying carts to just.
48:40Oh, so all I can do is bubble now to counter the mace.
48:42Yep.
48:42He's cooked.
48:43Basically one more head and he's dead.
48:46What do you get?
48:48I really don't know what you thought would happen here.
48:50This is actually a little advantageous for you.
48:52It's like one hit.
48:59Swing around webs very well.
49:05I'm just waiting for you to come down man.
49:06You're using a lot of rockets for someone who's low on restocks.
49:13Weren't you begging Canadian for more?
49:16Yeah, boy.
49:16You need one hit left.
49:31I don't know.
49:33The advantage is diminishing.
49:37All right.
49:41Is that it?
49:43Old-fashioned way, I guess.
49:46Mobs are coming back.
50:01Dude, I'm trying.
50:07I'll get in this.
50:25Can you still win this man?
50:27Yeah.
50:29You feel the advantage?
50:30Yep.
50:31I have a mace and he doesn't.
50:33I'll trust you.
50:37Wait, so he's wind charging in midair to stop the ball momentum.
50:45Let me lock in.
50:47I feel a smart.
50:52I just be able to hit these.
50:54There we go.
51:07Dude, you got a combo.
51:14Come on, dude.
51:18Yeah, can't lie.
51:19I'm a little bit lucky to hit that second one.
51:25Bro's lucky.
51:25I'm not like.
51:28I think you'd be lucky if you were fighting.
51:30Okay.
51:36What do you just block your end?
51:39You throw the wind charge.
51:44Okay, that was lucky a genius level player right there.
51:49See, isn't this fun?
51:54Yeah, kill this bum.
51:58This dude's a cart merchant.
52:00Go, bro.
52:03The last airbender.
52:05I'm already take that title for me, bro.
52:18Not hitting those guns.
52:28Oh, that's my last web.
52:30Yeah, this is not looking.
52:47This is not looking good for me.
52:49Get him.
52:57Hope you're happy with how it's turned out.
52:59Why is this dude folding?
53:00Yeah, dude folding.
53:01Do you have any rockets?
53:03No, I yeah.
53:03Why is old bro?
53:04I am.
53:06It is a wise fold.
53:08You know, all you've shown me is that this was worth it.
53:12What?
53:12I don't know what you could have.
53:16Oh.
53:18Okay, try these out.
53:19Try these out.
53:20Try these out.
53:21They go.
53:23No, there's no way of catching him on foot either.
53:26Okay.
53:26Okay.
53:27GG's you got away.
53:32And it was a bum for real.
53:34I said, wait, so my rockets could kill them.
53:37Yeah, and I have the Bruno.
53:40What?
53:44My Cocoa Melon 3.
53:48Now, I get it now.
53:50You understand it now.
53:51The Mafia spills never got griefed mainstream ever got griefed.
53:57Because the Mafia had diamond players and mainstream obviously in Maine.
54:02The only thing that actually works on the server is intimidation.