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00:00Being a stage of football, we can have a play, Wembley, 90,000.
00:02Just have some fun and stop speed from scoring.
00:07Sure, elimination chamber didn't go our way. It doesn't matter.
00:10We had moments and that's what we do in this business.
00:13We make moments because moments make men and women with cones on their head.
00:18It doesn't matter how many cones they got on our head.
00:21It doesn't matter.
00:22All right, what else?
00:23Maybe say something about prime.
00:24That prime energy moment when you crack open that can
00:27and you know the next four to six hours of your day are going to be ecstatic
00:32because you're fueled, you're energized.
00:34It's that prime energy moment, the best part of your day every day.
00:37Prime energy is 18 plus.
00:40Let's work out, everybody.
00:42You should be goalie, bro.
00:43You don't want to ruin your WrestleMania dream.
00:44I know I can't. I can't, bro.
00:46That would be devastating.
00:48So easy to just roll your ankle.
00:50I want to be a hero and I want to score and have my goalies to score.
00:54Goalie is boring.
00:55You're literally not going to be doing anything.
00:57That's kind of the point.
00:58What if I get hurt, Nina?
00:59Because I feel like as a goalie, I'm least likely to get hurt.
01:01Yeah, but you can't be scared of the ball.
01:03I'm not scared of s**t.
01:06Oh, s**t.
01:07Motherf**ker, bro.
01:09Oh my God.
01:10That's how fast those balls come?
01:11Who the f**k is shooting that fast?
01:13I don't know if this sport is for me.
01:15You do not want to be a goalkeeper.
01:17Get out.
01:18And if you're scared, then you're going to let down the entire team.
01:20I'm not scared.
01:20I'm not scared.
01:22Literally, it just went like this when the ball came through.
01:23Well, it's coming through my f**king face.
01:25Now I care more about my face than I do about this goal.
01:28I think you want to be a defender or a header.
01:30I'm an attacker.
01:31That's where the most injuries are.
01:33What?
01:38Let's f**king go.
01:39Good job.
01:39All right, here we go.
01:44Yes!
01:45Bro, I'm literally the next Erling Haaland.
01:47Are there any like lockups in football, soccer?
01:49It's football.
01:50You just play with your feet.
01:52You don't want to get a red card.
01:53That's embarrassing.
01:54What is a red card?
01:55You're out of the game.
01:56No f**king way.
01:57You got a yellow card, which is a warning.
01:58You get two of them.
01:59Like getting a yellow is kind of cool.
02:01If you really hate someone, if somebody's being a f**king d**k,
02:04use both your yellow cards on them.
02:05But you will get kicked out.
02:06I feel like that's kind of on brand.
02:10Is that allowed?
02:11That's not allowed.
02:11Why?
02:12My arm?
02:12Can't use my arm?
02:13That's a handball.
02:14No, but it's an arm ball.
02:17Are you kidding?
02:19It was right there.
02:20Like, I'll be honest with you.
02:22I'm not feeling this sport.
02:23And also, I suck.
02:24How good are these f**king sidemen in their charity match?
02:26They're pretty good.
02:27Actually, bro, there's no way Bazinga's out there f**king,
02:30like doing basketball kicks and s**t.
02:31I feel like my best bet is like serving prime hydration to the players.
02:34Because I feel like if I'm on the field,
02:36I'm going to like f**k up a point or some s**t
02:38and tear my hamstring like all in one fell swoop.
02:41And if it were up to me right now,
02:43when we have to leave for the airport in the next three minutes,
02:46I would cancel it all.
02:48I'd cancel it all, bro.
02:50They need me, bro.
02:50They need me.
02:51Here's why.
02:52They don't have anyone that's actually relevant there.
02:55Think about it.
02:56They have like, I Show Speed or whatever his name is.
02:59Mr. Beast or whatever his name is.
03:00Even my business partner KSI.
03:02Like, bro, they need some real f**king star power.
03:06Oh, f**k.
03:07They don't need me.
03:08What am I doing, bro?
03:09I'm gonna f**k myself up.
03:14Welcome to London.
03:16Welcome to London, motherf**ker.
03:18I'm here.
03:19Remember that?
03:20Welcome to London, motherf**ker.
03:22I'm here.
03:24I went to the field the other day and kicked the ball around.
03:27I don't got it, bro.
03:29No, but you're athletic.
03:31That's what I thought.
03:31Yeah, you've got the pace.
03:33Do you actually play football?
03:34Uh, I know how to play, yeah.
03:36But I'm just not that good anymore.
03:37Maybe I was never good.
03:39I can score.
03:40You could? You could score?
03:41Yeah, yeah, I could score.
03:42I feel like if you could score, I could score.
03:43Yeah, yeah.
03:46I feel like I'm just gonna suck ass.
03:48I think that's what's entertaining.
03:50Okay.
03:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:51We couldn't figure out what position I wanted you to play.
03:53Just whatever you want, man.
03:55Really?
03:55Honestly, yeah.
03:56Goalie?
03:57Uh, maybe not that.
04:00It's really 90,000 people.
04:01It's 90,000 people.
04:02Holy s**t.
04:03It's all out.
04:04Bro, you're not even able to hear yourself.
04:05Yeah, what team am I on?
04:07You're on our team.
04:07The Sidemen?
04:08Yeah.
04:08Let's f**king go.
04:10We're gonna win for sure.
04:11If I hit like a pulverizer on someone, I'll get like a red card or something.
04:14Uh, you might get a yellow.
04:16Okay.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Okay, I could do that.
04:18It'd be pretty viral.
04:19I could do that.
04:20You're underestimating soccer, bro.
04:22Bro, Chunks scored.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24What are you talking about?
04:25It can't be that hard.
04:27You have a better chance winning the Tetris Tournament than you do being good at this s**t.
04:32No way.
04:32Please break this.
04:34Okay.
04:38Whoa!
04:39Mini primes inside.
04:43Inside the big prime.
04:44This is insane.
04:46London's pretty great.
04:50Good to see you.
04:51Likewise, bro.
04:51You look very good.
04:52Thanks.
04:52So do you.
04:53What's going on, guys?
04:53Welcome back.
04:54Oh, yo, new videos every Wednesday right here.
04:56Logan Paul Vlogs.
04:57We are back in action.
04:58It's like 2021 all over again without the COVID, baby.
05:02You ain't gonna get sick watching this s**t, but you are gonna get rich.
05:06You drop a comment.
05:07Tommy Fury has a UFO picture that he says he took of a floating city in the sky while
05:13he was on an airplane.
05:14It was like, you know when you see in the movies how there's the mother ship and then
05:17the little ships come down?
05:19He got the mother ship.
05:20Tommy Fury, the best boxer in the world, got the mother ship somehow.
05:24There's no way.
05:25On camera.
05:26And he took it on his iPhone.
05:26But he showed it to me and there's no chance I was hallucinating in Saudi Arabia.
05:29Wait, for real?
05:30No f**king way!
05:35Will, I see you in the Sidemen charity match.
05:36Yes, I wanted to ask you about that.
05:38You're playing, right?
05:39Yeah, f**k yeah.
05:39Do you play football?
05:40No.
05:41No?
05:41You're on my team.
05:42Bro, trust me.
05:43I'll kick that f**king ball in the net.
05:45How hard can it be, dude?
05:46We should do like a celebration.
05:48If we score, some sort of move.
05:51That's such a good idea.
05:53Let's think about that.
05:53Body slam each other.
05:55You can f**king suplex me onto the pitch if you want.
05:57Yeah.
05:57Would you?
05:58Would you do it?
05:58Yeah, I'll take that.
05:59Bro, Joe, let's f**king go.
06:01Let's do that.
06:01That'll go crazy.
06:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:05How are you, bro?
06:06Good to see you, man.
06:07I'm good, and you?
06:07Good, bro, good.
06:08Holy s**t, man.
06:09Good to see you, dude.
06:10What's up, bro?
06:11How are you?
06:11I'm good.
06:12Good, bro.
06:12F**king good to see you.
06:14I'm still a p**sy, though.
06:15What happened?
06:16How you doing, bro?
06:17Can I lift you?
06:20I'm lighter than you think, huh?
06:22Yeah.
06:22It's because I'm long.
06:23I'm like distributed.
06:25All right, so we're doing head shots.
06:26I got to figure this out.
06:28I need a shower, bro.
06:29Sketch!
06:29No way!
06:30How you doing, bro?
06:31Good to see you.
06:31Good to see you, boss.
06:32I got this from-
06:33Are these squeaky toys?
06:34Yeah.
06:36Chicks love it.
06:37And you.
06:40This is the best thing ever, dude.
06:42I'm telling you.
06:42Wait.
06:43I love you.
06:46She said you know me well.
06:51How's your neck from that Bradley Martin slap?
06:53Are we serious?
06:54This was like a year ago.
06:55Did you-
06:56But are you okay?
06:57Because you were in the neck brace.
06:58He slapped you and stuff.
06:59That wasn't real.
07:00What?
07:01That wasn't real.
07:02It was at work?
07:03No, him slapping me was real.
07:04That was a shoot?
07:05Yeah.
07:08Peace, guys.
07:09Top man.
07:10Top man, he said.
07:11Top man.
07:12I like that.
07:13I'm the top man.
07:14I'm just saying it's a unique tree.
07:15It's a f**king Minecraft tree.
07:16These are so light, though.
07:22I'm just testing the likelihood of ankle rolling.
07:25This one seems high.
07:26I will roll an ankle in these, undoubtedly.
07:29I'm basically a bionic man out there, dude.
07:31The last time I was in a charity anything,
07:33I f**king pulled my hamstring guarding Snoop Dogg.
07:35Yo, by the time I'm done with this,
07:37they're gonna be done practicing.
07:38Is there anything you want to see tomorrow?
07:39If someone's guarding me, they're gonna get f**ked up.
07:41And if I score, I might see a little something, bro.
07:47Jesus!
07:51Let's go!
07:52I might as well retire now, bro.
07:55Honestly, people are just gonna be tired after five minutes.
07:57Really? Great.
07:58Yeah, yeah.
07:58Great.
07:59Well, you guys can actually at least like kick the ball, bro.
08:00Yeah, you're right, yeah.
08:02Dude, you scored seven goals.
08:03My first game!
08:05I was six.
08:06When I was a kid, I scored seven goals.
08:07I played soccer when I was like six.
08:08I scored seven goals in my first game.
08:10What the f**k is that guy doing?
08:11Some real British s**t.
08:12Literally, that guy looks like he's taking a British s**t.
08:14We're really practicing and s**t.
08:16This is crazy.
08:17It's crazy because it's gonna have no effect on my gameplay.
08:19Bro, you're looking f**king muscular.
08:21What happened?
08:21Started doing push-ups.
08:22100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups every day.
08:23You think I can do it?
08:25You might need to do 200.
08:26200 a day.
08:27How many hours you put into like wrestling, like moves and s**t like that?
08:29Is it like a lot?
08:30No.
08:31No?
08:31No, I'm that good.
08:32Are you on the other team?
08:34Yeah.
08:34Damn.
08:36Now I got a side tackle.
08:37Don't, don't, Jimmy, bro.
08:38If you ruin my wrestling career, I swear I'll...
08:41That'd be a bad business move.
08:42Bad business move?
08:43That'd be so bad.
08:43That'd be trouble for lunch later.
08:45Yeah, facts, bro.
08:46It'd be so bad.
08:49Bro.
08:50Felix sucks.
08:52He just told me he's like, he's gonna do better this year.
08:54No, not this year, brother.
08:56Yeah?
08:56I'm the brick wall.
08:56I got it.
08:57Okay.
08:57It's about mindset.
08:58Okay.
08:59Yeah, I suck too, though.
09:01What the f**k was that?
09:02I'm all toe, bro.
09:05For all the equity, Jimmy.
09:06Prime, all of it.
09:07All the equity right here, Jimmy.
09:11I'm poor!
09:12How fast does it go, Jim?
09:13It can go up to like 25 miles an hour.
09:15Shut the f**k up.
09:16I mean, we're going until everyone falls.
09:17What's the, is there like a safety net?
09:18Yeah, there's pads all around.
09:19If you cost me my WWE career...
09:21Here's the thing, are you a content creator or, you know?
09:23I'm a WWE superstar.
09:24Okay.
09:25You don't want a chance to go up against Speed and...
09:27I know I do, bro.
09:28Come on.
09:28I imagine you beat him.
09:29Last one running wins!
09:31Break up the speed!
09:45Yes!
09:51My Wrestlemania dreams are still alive.
09:53I can't believe I'm all right.
09:54That's f**king crazy.
09:56This is a marketing activation.
09:58Hey, Piccadilly Circle!
10:00Mr. Beast is right here with his vegetables chocolate bar!
10:03Please, everyone eat the chocolate!
10:07Yeah, boy!
10:08Oh my god, it's Big Ben.
10:09My dog would be so jealous.
10:10He's an exile bully.
10:12He got banned from coming to this country.
10:13Too many accidents.
10:14But he's a good dog.
10:15Maybe the prime minister, maybe Barnum could give his breed another chance.
10:18Hey, uh, forget all that.
10:20Go buy Beastfold.
10:21My dog wants to see Big Ben and he can't now.
10:23And he can't and we're sad.
10:24Okay.
10:31You ready, bro?
10:32Yeah, f**k yeah, I'm ready.
10:33You kidding me, bro?
10:34Stay ready.
10:34Don't gotta get ready.
10:35Come on, bro.
10:36Get f**king hyped, bro.
10:38Shut the f**k up, Kevin.
10:39I don't give a f**k.
10:40I don't give a f**king s**t, bro.
10:43I want to do a suplex up the top, bro.
10:45I want to superplex Drew McIntyre.
10:46That's what I want to f**king do, bro.
10:48Kick a ball.
10:50What's up, y'all?
10:51How you doing?
10:54Pleasure, boys.
10:56Let's go!
11:00This is crazy.
11:08Of course, the prime ice.
11:09Get us some future freeze.
11:12Let's go.
11:13All right, let's see what all the hubbub is about.
11:14Wembley Stadium.
11:15Oh my f**king God.
11:19This is by far the biggest stadium I've ever performed.
11:21This is crazy.
11:23Hey, fake it till you make it.
11:24Fake it till you make it.
11:31Hey, thanks for the in-game.
11:33Biggest stage of football we can ever play.
11:34Wembley, 90,000.
11:36Just do what you want.
11:37Honestly, no one get mad at anyone trying anything.
11:39Just have some fun.
11:40Yeah, I like that.
11:41Let's stop Steve from scoring.
11:44We're midfield, right?
11:45Yeah, yeah.
11:46Bro, I might be asking you a f**king load of questions.
11:47Yeah, let's go, let's go.
11:48Bro, we gotta score.
11:49We gotta get that suplex.
11:51Oh my God.
11:52Oh my God.
11:57Here we are.
11:59Wembley Stadium.
12:00Little bit of a life moment right here for sure.
12:02Man, back in 2017 when I was beeping with KSI, man, I hated the sidemen.
12:06Now I love them.
12:07This is great.
12:09Look at this.
12:11Let's go, baby.
12:12Have fun, be safe.
12:13Have fun, be safe.
12:14Have fun, be safe.
12:15Right here, Joe.
12:15Right here, Joe.
12:16Right here, Joe.
12:17Damn, Joe.
12:17Look, I'm tired.
12:18I thought I had stamina.
12:20Let's get a header.
12:20Come on, just like we practiced.
12:21Oh, Logan Paul goes for it.
12:23There's a clearance off the line.
12:24We saw that.
12:25Con 4K.
12:26Con 4K.
12:27We saw it.
12:28We saw all of it.
12:28Yeah!
12:30Come on, Joe.
12:30This is it.
12:36Let's go, Joe!
12:39Let's go, Joe!
12:40Let's go, Joe!
12:45He's been so quick, Logan Paul!
12:47What are we seeing?
12:49It's a crossover.
12:50WWE and Brutal.
12:59My God, it was beautiful, Joe.
13:01That's incredible.
13:02That's good, man.
13:03That was our whole conversation.
13:04That's crazy.
13:08No, we're good.
13:09You okay?
13:10I didn't mean that, Speed.
13:12I didn't step on his foot.
13:13No way.
13:13No way.
13:13Watch the replay.
13:14No, you're good.
13:15Oh, no.
13:16No, you're good.
13:17Come on, Speed.
13:18Let's see what Logan Paul's got to offer here.
13:20Like, how much soccer has he played up against Speed here?
13:23He's done well.
13:24Good strength, as you'd expect from Paul.
13:26This sport's tough.
13:26Oh, no way.
13:28No!
13:30No!
13:32They're good.
13:32They're actually good.
13:33I'm proud of Sketch.
13:34Sketch is doing well.
13:35He's incredible.
13:37He's incredible.
13:38He's an animal out there, bro.
13:40You're the MVP right now, dog.
13:41This is my daughter watching Sketch.
13:48Hi, man.
13:49That shit hurt.
13:50I left it all out here, bro.
13:52I ran into that cameraman hard, hard.
13:54Look at it.
13:55I'm fucked up, bro.
13:57I'm going to get this header.
13:58Could it be now?
13:59Corner comes in.
14:00Headed by Logan Paul.
14:02Rober at the back stick.
14:03Sticks it back in the mid-sum.
14:05It's Logan Paul with the goal.
14:08No one saw that coming.
14:13WWE superstar and now soccer goal scorer.
14:18The man is at his prime.
14:19It's the greatest day of my life.
14:21Let's go.
14:32Thank you, sir.
14:32Participation award.
14:34Thank you, sir.
14:35I had fun today out here on this pitch.
14:36I felt like a real mensch.
14:38A proper bloke.
14:39And I might come back.
14:40I was feeling myself a little bit out there, but let's be real.
14:42It's a side hustle.
14:43I'm not a WWE soccer star.
14:45I'm a WWE superstar.
14:46So on Monday, we're going to New York.
14:49MSG.
14:50The Mecca.
14:51And you know we're going to light it on fire.
14:52Not literally.
14:53That's terrorism.
14:54But metaphorically, it's going to be a mic drop at the Mecca.
14:57Tune in.
14:57Thanks for watching.
14:58Hit that subscribe button.
14:59Peace.
15:00I bet I'll make you respect me when you see the man that I'm selling out Wembley.
15:03Look at this.
15:04Look at this.
15:05Look, that's Big Ben.
15:06Wow, I know.
15:07He's so excited.
15:09Yeah, just because, you know, he can't see it.
15:11So I thought I'd get a picture for him.