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00:00:00I might die tonight
00:00:30I don't want to work away
00:00:42Doing just what they all say
00:00:45Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:00:49One day you'll have a job like mine
00:00:53Cause I know for sure
00:00:57Nobody should be that poor
00:01:00To say yes a single more
00:01:04Because you happen to say so, say so, you say so
00:01:09I don't want to work away
00:01:13Doing just what they all say
00:01:16Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:01:20One day you'll have a job like mine
00:01:22Cause I might die tonight
00:01:32Hello? Oh, Susan, um, come to my office, please. Right away.
00:01:37As you know, the job pays reasonably well, and if you work hard, who knows, you may end up behind this desk one day.
00:01:47Come in. Uh, this is, um, Nick.
00:01:54Michael.
00:01:55Oh, I'm sorry, Michael. He's new here. Tell him about his duties and, uh, well, he's to start at once.
00:02:02Turn that off. Now, uh, you get your wages every Saturday. Good luck, son.
00:02:07Thanks a lot, Gov.
00:02:08Uh, none of your Gov in this establishment. It's always Sir. Don't forget.
00:02:15Please, sir. Thank you, sir.
00:02:17All right.
00:02:24There's a storeroom there where you can leave bits and pieces, cashier's desk, down this corridor to the main baths.
00:02:30Men's on the left, women's on the right.
00:02:33That's my boxroom down the end there with the door open. You've got one on the left.
00:02:37Your first job?
00:02:38Yeah. I thought it would be all right.
00:02:43I only left school at Christmas.
00:02:46You'll be all right here. You can leave your coat there.
00:02:53I'll show you the pool.
00:02:58Come on.
00:02:59Hey, will I be allowed to swim here?
00:03:01Yeah, any time you want. Hey, hey!
00:03:05Come on, this way. I'll show you what to do. Keep going. It won't be so cold.
00:03:09I'll explain to you about the bath. Oh, that's the toilets there. Both those doors there.
00:03:14As I said, your boxroom on the left. And that's my section.
00:03:19Come here, handsome. You'll get yourself great tips, even better than mine.
00:03:23What do you mean?
00:03:24Uh, number four hasn't been done out. I'll show you what to do in here.
00:03:28Well, you know, old chap, ladies of a certain age tend to favour polite and obliging young boys. So do some gentlemen.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:37Well, first you...
00:03:38I'm not to wait on ladies, am I?
00:03:41We'll see.
00:03:43First, you scrub it out. I know some women will tip you ten bob for nothing, really. Just for imagining things.
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:52After some of them, this is quite a job.
00:03:56Then you lay out a clean towel, soap, a dry brush, a mat, a bathrobe and a sheet of...
00:04:04Can I help you do it?
00:04:05No, it's alright. And wipe the masterpieces off the wall.
00:04:10And don't believe everything you read, as the teacher said. When they're in here, they're all supermen.
00:04:15Right, can you remember all that?
00:04:16Um, towel. No, wash it. Towel. Bath mat. Bathrobe. Um, sheet.
00:04:28And?
00:04:29And masterpieces.
00:04:30Right.
00:04:31That's a bit rough, but it'll do.
00:04:33Right, we'll go and get you changed.
00:04:37You've got shorts and a t-shirt, and a white coat like mine.
00:04:41Here you are, your first customer.
00:04:43Oh, sir, please come in. Number five, I think, please, sir. Just down there. Hang on, I'll get a towel.
00:04:51Did you say number five? Number five? What's number five? What's the number got to do with it?
00:04:56No, sir. No, please, sir. Number five is down there. Um, yeah, number five. This is number two, please.
00:05:03Sir, come, come, come. Um, towel, sir, please. Towel. Soap, perhaps, sir. Soap. Soap. A bathrobe?
00:05:17Hello?
00:05:19Hold on, I'll see if she's here.
00:05:20Hello? Hold on, I'll see if she's here. Susan!
00:05:29I can't find her. Sorry.
00:05:31Yes?
00:05:32Oh, there you are. There was a call for you. Sorry.
00:05:40Who?
00:05:41A man, of course.
00:05:46Of course.
00:05:50Mike?
00:05:51Yeah?
00:05:52Um, Mike, be a dear. Look after my section for a bit, will you? I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes.
00:05:57There's a lot of people here.
00:05:58I know.
00:05:59I know.
00:06:00I know.
00:06:01I know.
00:06:02I know.
00:06:03I know.
00:06:04I know.
00:06:05I know.
00:06:06I know.
00:06:07I know.
00:06:08I know.
00:06:09I know.
00:06:10I know.
00:06:11I know.
00:06:12I know.
00:06:13I know.
00:06:14I know.
00:06:15I know.
00:06:16I know.
00:06:17I know.
00:06:18I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes.
00:06:20There's a customer I know in the waiting room. She's a decent sort.
00:06:23Put her in, uh, cubicle three.
00:06:25Yeah, but...
00:06:27Oh, you're not worried, are you?
00:06:29All right?
00:06:33Yeah, all right, Susan.
00:06:35And, uh, don't call her Gav.
00:06:48Uh, the girl attendant isn't here, madam, but I will show you to your cabin.
00:07:01Lovely.
00:07:02Uh, your... cabin.
00:07:09You're new here, aren't you?
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:12You keen on football?
00:07:14Yes, madam.
00:07:16Uh, would you get me a shampoo for, uh, medium dry hair?
00:07:20You'll find it in the girl's box room.
00:07:56Come in.
00:07:59Oh, it's you, boy.
00:08:00Yes, uh, your shampoo, madam.
00:08:02Would you help me with this?
00:08:04Yes, ma'am.
00:08:11The buttons as well.
00:08:13Um, yes, madam.
00:08:16Careful, boy, you're so rough.
00:08:18Sorry, lady... madam.
00:08:20Um, will that be all?
00:08:22Uh, no, this is a bloody nuisance as well.
00:08:25You might as well undo it while you're here.
00:08:27Um, look, I was... no, I don't know how.
00:08:32All right, and you're so useless.
00:08:34Thank you, madam.
00:08:35Wait a minute.
00:08:36Here, take this and get out.
00:08:39Oh, no, no, really, thank you.
00:08:41It's okay, nothing, really, it was nothing.
00:08:55Two?
00:09:12Who will be the first in?
00:09:18Shoes off.
00:09:21Everybody.
00:09:42Oh!
00:09:49Yeah!
00:09:50Oh!
00:09:51Oh!
00:09:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:10:02Oh, my God.
00:10:04Ah!
00:10:11Come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:10:26Have you a good time?
00:10:46Come on.
00:10:58Help.
00:11:05Help.
00:11:07I need a ventilator.
00:11:09I think the water was too hot.
00:11:10I feel giddy.
00:11:11I just, if I could just rest.
00:11:15Look, I get sleepwalking.
00:11:17Wait.
00:11:18Wait.
00:11:19So I think something really happened.
00:11:21I mean, it wouldn't look good, would it, if you weren't here with me?
00:11:24Just wait a little.
00:11:25It'll soon pass off.
00:11:31Are you keen on football?
00:11:34All the boys are, aren't they?
00:11:36Yes, Ma'am.
00:11:37One way or another.
00:11:38It's always tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot.
00:11:43Yes, but...
00:11:44Why can't you look into my eyes?
00:11:46Look, boy.
00:11:48Stop it.
00:11:49Stop staring at my tits.
00:11:52What position do you play in, boy?
00:11:54Go away.
00:11:55Where do you play?
00:11:56Okay, Ma'am.
00:11:57Well, it doesn't matter.
00:11:58They're all the same now.
00:11:59They're all playing all over the pit.
00:12:01Pushing hard.
00:12:02Barking tight.
00:12:04Screaming the ball.
00:12:06Tackle, tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot.
00:12:10Keep your eyes off, boy.
00:12:11It isn't decent.
00:12:14Did you see George?
00:12:15He better score those six goals at Northampton.
00:12:18Six of them.
00:12:21The second one, when he got his head to it,
00:12:24just a touch, and it flew in.
00:12:28Or that other one, when he dribbled across the field.
00:12:33A dummy, close dribble, dribble, and shot.
00:12:39No, he just pushed it in.
00:12:42Just glided in slowly.
00:12:46Just inside the post.
00:12:49Oh, no.
00:12:50You can't keep Georgie out.
00:12:53Oh, boy.
00:12:54Boy, Georgie.
00:12:58Best.
00:13:03Get out.
00:13:05I don't need you anymore.
00:13:11Mike?
00:13:19Mike?
00:13:25Mike?
00:13:28What are you doing up there?
00:13:29Well, is it OK to be up here?
00:13:31Manager never comes up here.
00:13:34What is it?
00:13:36Oh, it's just some birds up here nesting.
00:13:38Really?
00:13:42Here, this is for you.
00:13:45Ten bob?
00:13:46From that fat beauty.
00:13:48How was it, all right?
00:13:49I don't want the money.
00:13:51Oh, come on, don't be so childish.
00:13:52You keep it.
00:13:53I don't want it.
00:13:54You keep it.
00:13:55So I don't want it.
00:13:56Mike.
00:13:58I helped out a bit here while you were busy with her.
00:14:02Thanks.
00:14:03Do you see what I mean?
00:14:06You can pick up quite a bit, really.
00:14:08You don't have to do anything for it.
00:14:11Just go along with the gag, that's all I want.
00:14:17Do you think we'd better go down?
00:14:20I'll, um...
00:14:23I'll pick him out.
00:14:25And tell you when to swap.
00:14:28Shop.
00:14:29That sounds like my dad.
00:14:30Shop, Michael.
00:14:31That sounds like...
00:14:34Hey, let's have some service here.
00:14:39Could be my father.
00:14:43Mum!
00:14:44Dad!
00:14:45Hey, Mum, please, look, this is for gents only.
00:14:47You'll have to go in the womens.
00:14:48Nice, what can we get?
00:14:49It's your mum's bath night, son.
00:14:51Mummy's boy.
00:14:57Better late than never, if you ask me, eh, son?
00:15:00Look, please, Mum, go in the womens.
00:15:01You'll get the full treatment, okay?
00:15:03Have full treatment.
00:15:07How goes it, son?
00:15:09Oh, it goes all right.
00:15:16Sue, Sue, you know that woman you've got in there?
00:15:19It's your mum.
00:15:21So what?
00:15:23Well, it'd be nice to give her the treatment.
00:15:25It's too late.
00:15:27What?
00:15:28I had to put her in her place.
00:15:31But why?
00:15:33She deserves it.
00:15:36Sue, what are you saying?
00:15:37I told you, it's me mum.
00:15:39Your mum is a cow.
00:15:44Sue.
00:15:47Sue.
00:15:49Don't say things like that.
00:15:51It's not nice.
00:15:53She's a cow.
00:15:57Your mother's a silly old cow.
00:15:59Yes.
00:16:00She can't be.
00:16:01She's dead.
00:16:02She can't be.
00:16:03She's dead.
00:16:04She can't be.
00:16:05She's dead.
00:16:06Sue.
00:16:26Sue, I'm sorry.
00:16:35Good night.
00:16:36See you at home.
00:17:06Sue.
00:17:07Sue.
00:17:08Sue.
00:17:09Sue.
00:17:10Sue.
00:17:11Sue.
00:17:12Sue.
00:17:13Sue.
00:17:14Sue.
00:17:15Sue.
00:17:16Sue.
00:17:17Sue.
00:17:18Sue.
00:17:19Sue.
00:17:20Reading on duty?
00:17:41Mike.
00:17:42I'll see to things in your section.
00:17:50There's a lady waiting.
00:17:51Will you see to her?
00:17:52Oh, my mum left this for me.
00:17:59Did she?
00:18:02Go on, go on.
00:18:11I'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here, but I'll show you to your cabin, madam.
00:18:15Are you new here?
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18But I don't like football.
00:18:21Can you fetch me a bottle of shampoo, please?
00:18:23Yep.
00:18:25Oh, that's no good.
00:18:27I need a medicated one.
00:18:29Well, if it's no good, it's no good.
00:18:30What can I do?
00:19:00Um, it's your medicated shampoo.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:16Sorry.
00:19:19Sir.
00:19:21Mike.
00:19:23It's good to see you again.
00:19:25How are you?
00:19:26I'm fine, sir.
00:19:27You like working here?
00:19:28Keeps me fit now I'm no longer in your class.
00:19:30Does it?
00:19:36Not bad.
00:19:40I expect I'll be running into you now and again.
00:19:43In winter, I take a bath here occasionally.
00:19:46See you around.
00:19:48Come on, get your clothes on.
00:19:49What are we all hanging about for, Pete?
00:19:53Thanks.
00:19:54Where do you want it?
00:19:55Let's sit over here.
00:19:59Um, cheese and pickle, is that all right?
00:20:01Yeah, great.
00:20:03Here, look at this.
00:20:05Right.
00:20:06What's your answer?
00:20:07Don't you bleed now open doors.
00:20:08I wish you'd leave it.
00:20:09I used to be a swimming captain.
00:20:10Here, look at this lot.
00:20:11Look.
00:20:12I feel like an organ grinder.
00:20:13Look at this.
00:20:14Look.
00:20:15All right.
00:20:16Look at the old one up on the board there.
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18That's it.
00:20:19Look at that.
00:20:20I bet you can't do that, Mike.
00:20:23I never tried.
00:20:26Is it always the first time?
00:20:28Hey, that's her.
00:20:29That's the girl.
00:20:30Oh, to be a sandwich now that spring is here.
00:20:33Why don't you go and change in the men's room?
00:20:35You can't change out here.
00:20:36It's all right.
00:20:37She's seen it all before, hasn't she?
00:20:38Hey, you can't swim like that.
00:20:40I mean, uh...
00:20:41Calm down.
00:20:42Have you had her yet?
00:20:43I mean, have you been up there?
00:20:44Got around there?
00:20:45Is she any good, is she?
00:20:48Give us it back.
00:20:49Oh, you...
00:20:50All right.
00:20:51Don't get it.
00:20:52Bloody self!
00:20:53Come on.
00:20:54No, push him.
00:20:55Come on.
00:20:56Push him.
00:20:57In the water.
00:20:58Get him.
00:20:59Look at him.
00:21:00That's it.
00:21:01Hold him down.
00:21:02Get him down.
00:21:03Ah.
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00:21:24Ah.
00:21:25Come on, let's ask him.
00:21:26Don't let him get away.
00:21:27Here you are.
00:21:28They're quite dry now.
00:21:29No good.
00:21:30Ah.
00:21:31Ah.
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00:21:50No good.
00:21:51You see, it's the same every night in winter.
00:21:54It never starts on its own.
00:22:02One of these days I'm really going to give her one.
00:22:06What?
00:22:08That girl Susan.
00:22:10Right, Mike.
00:22:11You jump in the driving seat and I'll push.
00:22:16Release the clutch very slowly.
00:22:18We're going at the bit of a lick.
00:22:22You know how many people have made her.
00:22:26Yes, sir. Can I help you?
00:22:27It's all right. I've already talked to the manager.
00:22:29Oh, great. It's these. Did you read about these?
00:22:32Can I have one? Put in my room?
00:22:33Yes, of course.
00:22:35Oh, fantastic. Do you see it in the paper?
00:22:37What does it say?
00:22:38It's that thing from the Family Planning Association.
00:22:41The pregnant man. I think it's a good idea.
00:22:44Gives you quite a shot, doesn't it?
00:22:45It's completely stupid.
00:22:46Cheerio.
00:22:47Why is it stupid?
00:22:48Because a man can never get pregnant.
00:22:50That's hardly the point. The point is, it's a shock.
00:22:53It makes you look at it and then you think about,
00:22:54perhaps I ought to think about...
00:22:56About what? The whole thing's stupid.
00:22:58How could a man ever be like that?
00:22:59You can tell, look, you can see if you look.
00:23:01Come here. Come here.
00:23:02Wait, you can see it's just a cushion.
00:23:04Shut up.
00:23:06Sit down.
00:23:08Put your feet up here.
00:23:11Put your feet up.
00:23:12Lie down.
00:23:14Just relax.
00:23:16Just relax.
00:23:21Lie down.
00:23:23See?
00:23:24Fantastic.
00:23:27Susan, stop it.
00:23:29Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:34Hey, hey, hey, stop it.
00:23:36I'll be arrested for defacing government property.
00:23:41Defacing.
00:23:46Lie down, lie down.
00:23:50Oh, that's fantastic. That's great.
00:23:52Yeah, it's really good.
00:23:53It's very good.
00:23:54Yeah, sit down now.
00:23:55What are you thinking?
00:23:56What?
00:23:57The baby, silly.
00:23:59It's very good. Stand up, sit down now.
00:24:04Yeah, it's not bad.
00:24:06Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:08What?
00:24:11Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:16What was that for?
00:24:21You alright?
00:24:22I...
00:24:24I can't be more careful than I am at the moment.
00:24:27What do you mean?
00:24:30Well, I just mean that I've...
00:24:34I've never...
00:24:35I've never...
00:24:36Never? Really?
00:24:37No.
00:24:38Why not? Did you want this?
00:24:41Yeah, yeah, of course I would.
00:24:43I wouldn't.
00:24:44I'm not like some of these people who are...
00:24:45Don't get embarrassed.
00:24:46...always going around with girls and...
00:24:48You're all red now.
00:24:49No, I'm not.
00:24:50You can see how you got there.
00:24:51No, I'm not.
00:24:52You are, aren't you?
00:24:53No, why should I be embarrassed?
00:24:54You don't look completely...
00:24:55I don't know why you should be embarrassed.
00:24:56Nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:24:57You always go all silly when I talk about sex.
00:24:59No, I don't.
00:25:00You do.
00:25:01No, I don't.
00:25:02Would you fancy it with...
00:25:05Do you think it's...
00:25:09The cashier?
00:25:11Don't do it.
00:25:12I'm not joking.
00:25:14You'll have to stay late one night,
00:25:18and you'll see her lonely,
00:25:20voluptuous figure
00:25:23standing waiting for you.
00:25:27Actually, don't joke about these things.
00:25:29I'm not joking.
00:25:31Give us a kiss.
00:25:32Give us a kiss.
00:25:36Hey.
00:25:37Hi.
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44Hey.
00:26:11Um...
00:26:15You know what, Sue?
00:26:16What?
00:26:19I could...
00:26:20I could see you home tonight if you want me to.
00:26:26You know what?
00:26:29My fiancé's picking me up tonight.
00:26:44Nice weather for ducks, isn't it?
00:27:03Oh, I don't want to see this.
00:27:06Why not?
00:27:07Oh, it's silly. It's dirty.
00:27:08You're not going to have one of your moodies again, are you?
00:27:10Come on.
00:27:15Two eight and sixes, please.
00:27:1817 shillings, sir.
00:27:21Oh, and a packet of those chocolate things.
00:27:24Treats.
00:27:25Thanks.
00:27:26Thank you, sir.
00:27:45Oh, there are surprises even in sexual life.
00:27:50According to my latest findings,
00:27:52a woman has 3,267 erogenic zones.
00:27:58So...
00:28:09Good evening.
00:28:10Good evening.
00:28:12There are many misleading theories
00:28:14about the subject of women who are so-called frigid.
00:28:24Books have been filled on the subject.
00:28:27Many, many books.
00:28:29But these are pseudo-scientific studies.
00:28:32Therefore, I have come to the conclusion
00:28:34that there are no frigid women.
00:28:37Hiya, Nick and Sue.
00:28:38Dear friends,
00:28:40it all depends on you
00:28:42when properly manipulating dear friends.
00:28:48Scientifically speaking,
00:28:52excited,
00:28:54fondled,
00:28:57you can prepare your sexual partner
00:28:59to the highest level of sexual satisfaction.
00:29:08Sue.
00:29:15Sue.
00:29:20What's up?
00:29:21This bloody bastard's touching me up.
00:29:22What?
00:29:28I'll get the manager.
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:35Sue.
00:29:36Sue, you know it's me.
00:29:37I'm a jerk.
00:30:08Sit down.
00:30:10Yeah, that's him.
00:30:11Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself.
00:30:13At your age.
00:30:16Shall I get the police?
00:30:17Do you want to charge him?
00:30:18Do you want to charge him?
00:30:19Of course I want to charge him.
00:30:20Of course she wants to charge him.
00:30:21All right, I'll get the police.
00:30:22We'll get the police.
00:30:23Go on then.
00:30:24All right, all right.
00:30:31Move out.
00:30:32Move up.
00:30:37You're making a bloody fuss, not me.
00:30:39What's the matter with you?
00:30:40Shut up.
00:30:42For Christ's sake, bloody move up.
00:30:49That's him.
00:30:51Come on, son.
00:30:53Come on, son, get moving.
00:30:59I hope everything's all right now.
00:31:01Yes, thank you.
00:31:02Enjoy yourselves.
00:31:23What is the matter with you?
00:31:27Christ.
00:31:28So you see,
00:31:29true love goes a long, long way.
00:31:35What exactly were you doing to her?
00:31:39I love her.
00:31:41You perverted little monster.
00:31:44I'm not a perverted little monster.
00:31:46Let's get that couple in.
00:31:47We can't press charges without their evidence.
00:31:50Get them in.
00:31:51All right.
00:31:54How old are you, son?
00:31:56Fifteen.
00:31:58Fifteen?
00:31:59Fifteen.
00:32:01Fifteen.
00:32:03Then you had no right to be here.
00:32:07This is an ex-film.
00:32:10They're not there, they've left.
00:32:12Are you sure?
00:32:13Yes, I'm sure.
00:32:14Well, then there's no charge.
00:32:17Wait a moment.
00:32:19Maybe there is.
00:32:22How old would you say this boy is?
00:32:25Well, about...
00:32:27Eighteen?
00:32:28Fifteen.
00:32:29How come you let him in?
00:32:30Fifteen.
00:32:31Fifteen?
00:32:32Yes.
00:32:33Performing manipulations of this kind at fifteen?
00:32:35Look, but I was...
00:32:36He looks much older.
00:32:38Well, then, I'll have to talk to the cashier.
00:32:41She had no right to sell him the ticket.
00:32:45We'll know you if it happens again.
00:32:48We've got a note of your name and address and...
00:32:50you won't get off so easily next time.
00:32:52Go on, buzz off.
00:32:58Now, then.
00:33:00Well, gentlemen.
00:33:02Have a drink.
00:33:05Gin and tonic.
00:33:11I only mean that if you want me, you should understand others wanting me the same way.
00:33:14They like me too.
00:33:16How can you compare me to him?
00:33:17He's just a kid. Scaring him is enough.
00:33:19A kid? Pouring you from behind like that?
00:33:21That's what you always try to do. Pour me.
00:33:23Look, why didn't you charge him in the cinema? You said you were going to charge him.
00:33:25We've got the manager.
00:33:26Listen, when we're married, you can look after me.
00:33:27For the time being, just let me take care of things my own way, would you?
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:58Oh, come on.
00:34:22This man's trying to molest me.
00:34:24One of those again, eh?
00:34:25What?
00:34:26Just one moment, sir.
00:34:27Look, him again, this little bastard.
00:34:29He's trying to molest me.
00:34:30Did he make any indecent suggestions?
00:34:31He's trying to touch me.
00:34:32What are you...
00:34:33Look, this little bugger was sitting behind us in the cinema.
00:34:34All right for now, sir.
00:34:36Are you charging him, boy, with impotuning?
00:34:40Huh? Look, he doesn't even know what it means.
00:34:42Yes, yes, I want to charge him.
00:34:43All right.
00:34:44Your name, sir, please.
00:34:45Look, I can explain this situation to you.
00:34:46It's quite...
00:34:47Your name, sir, please.
00:34:48Is that what...
00:34:49Look, he's gone. Look.
00:34:50Look.
00:34:51I'd still like your name.
00:34:52On what are you going to base the charge? What is it?
00:34:53Impotuning, sir.
00:34:56Why are you always doing that?
00:34:58Well, I could use the extra bob.
00:35:00Anyway, I'm bored.
00:35:01Everything gets boring after a time.
00:35:03Your fiancé seems a good sort of chap.
00:35:09He's OK?
00:35:15He phoned me first thing this morning.
00:35:17Yeah?
00:35:18He must have a few bob.
00:35:24When's the happy day?
00:35:26Not just yet.
00:35:29But I might decide tomorrow, as a matter of fact.
00:35:31Tomorrow?
00:35:32Why tomorrow?
00:35:35We're going to buy the ring.
00:35:39Do you think I should have a diamond or a ruby or maybe a sapphire?
00:35:44Hmm?
00:35:46Afterwards, we're going to go and have something to eat somewhere, I'd expect.
00:35:50A little celebration.
00:35:52Then we're going to go to Skoll.
00:35:55Skoll?
00:35:56What's Skoll?
00:35:58Mike, what are you doing?
00:36:00It's a nightclub.
00:36:01Mike, stop it.
00:36:02Stop wasting my cotton.
00:36:04Here.
00:36:05Give it to me.
00:36:07It's all dirty.
00:36:09It's a nightclub.
00:36:10Mike, stop it.
00:36:11Stop wasting my cotton.
00:36:13Here.
00:36:14It's all dirty.
00:36:15Look at you, Dan.
00:36:20Amanda, excuse me.
00:36:22Could you please...
00:36:23You're not allowed in here.
00:36:24Could you go outside?
00:36:26This is for the attendant only, you know.
00:36:33Keep an eye on my section, would you, Mike?
00:36:44Hey.
00:37:14Hey.
00:37:44Oh, no.
00:38:00Oh, my God.
00:38:01Oh, my God.
00:38:03What's the problem?
00:38:04Who sounded the alarm?
00:38:06Where is it?
00:38:07Who sounded the alarm?
00:38:09Just a moment.
00:38:10Now, just a moment.
00:38:11Ladies! Ladies, return to your section. You're not allowed to mix with the men.
00:38:31There is no fire. I know. I know. It was a false alarm. I apologize
00:38:36for any inconvenience caused. Return to your cubicles.
00:38:44Now then, don't think I don't know what's going on here.
00:38:50On punctuality, tea leaves thrown down the toilet, cigarette ends in the cubicles,
00:38:58and there was a dirty towel just lying in the main corridor on Tuesday afternoon.
00:39:06Just see it doesn't happen again.
00:39:22She knows who has to clear this out. Keep in the way.
00:39:36Good afternoon, son. I'd like to know where your, um,
00:39:56toilet is. Oh, toilet. Toilet. Yes, it's, um,
00:40:03you see the one, two, three on the left. Thank you.
00:40:33Get out of my way.
00:41:03Stay out of my way. You're crazy. Hey, Sue, pack it. Sue, pack it up.
00:41:09Sue, pack Susan. Don't stop my bike. You've ruined my bike.
00:41:19Mike, there's a customer for you in my section. No, look, I told you, Sue, no more swapping.
00:41:27Oh, it's not. She asked you by name. She knows you.
00:41:30Kathy or Kathleen something or... Kathy.
00:41:33Your girlfriend. I haven't got one.
00:41:50Kathy, where are you? I'm here, Mike.
00:42:00Don't be so shy, Mike. Come on in.
00:42:08What brings you here? The bath, of course.
00:42:12Your service has become quite famous, you know.
00:42:17No, really, the boys told me you were here. You had a fight over that girl, didn't you?
00:42:21Yep. She's not my girl. It's just that they were asking for it.
00:42:26I was just curious. You never phone anymore. What's the matter? Do you still want to...
00:42:34Look, Mike, it's all right now. Since you've left, things have happened.
00:42:38Kathy... It's all right now, Mike. It's all right now.
00:42:41Kathy, stop it. I don't know how to explain. It's not you. You're all right.
00:42:49It's just that, I don't know, all that old scene seems so strange now.
00:42:56As if it were someone else. Not me at all. I'm sorry, Kathy.
00:43:09Hey! Don't forget your tip!
00:43:15Let me take it, madam.
00:43:56So
00:44:04so
00:44:24You'd like some of this, wouldn't you? Susan, can't you see I'm busy?
00:44:28Of course, I'm very lucky not having a weight problem. I can eat almost anything.
00:44:34You're very quiet this morning. What's wrong with you?
00:45:05So
00:45:28Just sign.
00:45:34I'm going to do a quick unboxing of the new iPhone 11 Pro Max.
00:45:41I'm going to get the new case off.
00:45:44I'm going to put the phone in the box.
00:45:48It's a small case.
00:45:51I'm going to take off the screen.
00:45:54Put the phone in the case.
00:45:58Excuse me a moment. Yes, I'll help you.
00:46:18Have you seen a couple come in? The girl's a redhead, very good looking, you couldn't
00:46:23miss her. Oh, one went in about ten minutes ago, with
00:46:27a dark, balding gentleman. Oh, no, the bloke's got a lot of hair, sort
00:46:30of horse-faced. Oh, actually, there were two gentlemen. Good
00:46:34evening, sir. The other man may have been a bit horsey.
00:46:38I am. Oh, fine, thank you.
00:46:41That could be them. Yeah, I'll take a single.
00:46:45Are you a member, sir? A member? No.
00:46:49In that case, I'm afraid you can't go in, sir. Not unless you want to enrol and pay
00:46:53your membership fee. Well, how much is that?
00:46:55Three guineas, please, sir. Three guineas.
00:47:06Fill in this form, please.
00:47:13And I'm afraid there's another twelve and six for your first drink.
00:47:18Hello, darling. Good evening.
00:47:19There we are. Take this.
00:47:21Thank you. Thank you.
00:47:25Look, um, couldn't I go in without a drink, just this once?
00:47:30Oh, I'm afraid it's not possible under our rules.
00:47:33Do you still wish to join?
00:47:42Can I use your loo? Certainly. In there.
00:47:49Hello, Angie. How's your love life? Good evening, sir.
00:47:51Hello. Thank you. That's my fiancée.
00:47:53Not bad, eh?
00:47:56Here you go, then.
00:47:59I'll see you later.
00:48:15I'm terribly sorry. Good evening, madam.
00:48:18I'm sorry. Step this way, please.
00:48:22I'm sorry.
00:48:24Room are inside, sir.
00:48:26Up here.
00:48:52How much is a hot dog? One and nine, sir.
00:48:56Yes, yes, all right. With mustard?
00:49:02One and nine, please, sir. Thank you very much.
00:49:04Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:49:21Live show, sir. On now. Only ten bob, she takes everything off.
00:49:40Film show, too, sir. You'll find it very educational.
00:49:43Hot dog, please. With mustard? Yes.
00:49:51One and nine, please. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:49:59Live, continuous, strictly. Show's on now.
00:50:01Eighteen lovely girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:03They're all beautiful, not a stitch on.
00:50:05All comes off here, everything's on show.
00:50:07They move, they dance, everything moves.
00:50:09It's a beautiful show.
00:50:10Good, clean show, lots of lovely virgins in here, sir.
00:50:12Every one hand picked by myself.
00:50:14Are you coming inside, sir?
00:50:15Hey, you're coming inside, you're going to see the show.
00:50:17Worth every penny you've got.
00:50:19Ten bob to get in, sir. Ten bob, three bob.
00:50:21Hey, what are you doing with that, sir? Put it down, say.
00:50:25Put it down.
00:50:26Eighteen lovely girls, as naked as the day they were born,
00:50:28only bigger and juicier.
00:50:30Nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:32Step inside, sir, the show's on now. Continuous show.
00:50:35Step right inside, sir, the show's on now. The show's on now.
00:50:38Where did you get this poster?
00:50:40Angelica, continental, born in Manchester.
00:50:42Why don't you ask her for yourself, you're going to fool her.
00:50:44Very expensive girl.
00:50:46Step right inside, sir, the show's on now.
00:50:48Eighteen beautiful girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:52Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:50:54Eighteen lovely girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:57It's all on show in here, it all comes off in here, not a stitch on.
00:51:00Continuous live striptease.
00:51:02Ten bob to get in, sir. Hey, say, sir, excuse me, sir.
00:51:04I say, sir, you're coming inside, sir?
00:51:06You're probably going inside, sir. Ten bob.
00:51:08You're going in, the show's on now.
00:51:10Right, go right through, sir. Drive your luck, sir.
00:51:12Right, sir.
00:51:22Hold on.
00:51:28Sorry.
00:51:29Who is it?
00:51:30Hey, where's Angelica? Who's taken Angelica?
00:51:32Um, it's me.
00:51:33Hey, hey, where's Angelica? You seen her?
00:51:35A customer? A customer, yes.
00:51:37Can I come in?
00:51:38Yeah, of course you can.
00:51:43I'll be busy now.
00:51:45Well, dear, what can I do for you?
00:51:47Could I stay for a while, please?
00:51:49Could I stay for a while, please?
00:51:51Please do, welcome. Don't be shy.
00:51:54Could I wash my hands?
00:51:56Yeah, over there.
00:52:09You got a match?
00:52:14A match, yes.
00:52:37You're all trembling. Why?
00:52:39Well, I've been... I've been running a lot.
00:52:42Have a drink, won't you?
00:52:44Thanks.
00:52:46Well, how much is it?
00:52:48Be my guest.
00:52:50Oh, thank you.
00:52:59Why don't you take a glass?
00:53:01Um, why make it dirty?
00:53:04Well, I...
00:53:05Hey, what do you do, boy?
00:53:07Are you at school?
00:53:09Um, no, I work.
00:53:10Where?
00:53:14Come on, sir, where is she? Where's Angelica?
00:53:16I'm a public bath's attendant.
00:53:18Nice job, is it?
00:53:20Well, it could, yeah, it could be worse.
00:53:22Pays well?
00:53:23Yes, quite well. I got my first ten quid today.
00:53:26Oh, today. Any tips?
00:53:30Um, yeah, ten bob. I got ten bob once.
00:53:33Ten bob? Well, you must have been a queer.
00:53:35Must have fancied you. Be careful, boy.
00:53:37No, no.
00:53:38No, really, it was nothing like that. It was a lady.
00:53:40A lady? What did you do for her?
00:53:42Nothing, really. I think she was a bit soft in the head.
00:53:46Kept on talking about football.
00:53:48Oh, we're probably in the same line.
00:53:50Football, huh?
00:53:52Are you a football fan?
00:53:55Yes, I am.
00:53:56Hang on. Come here. Let me show you something. Come.
00:54:00Look.
00:54:02You know him?
00:54:05Oh, yeah, yeah, he's great. He plays for West Bromwich.
00:54:08Yes, well, uh...
00:54:12Um...
00:54:14I see you're not working, so I'll have to go.
00:54:17Well, what do you mean, not working? I've never needed work more.
00:54:20There's no insurance in this kind of business.
00:54:22Do you know how much I'm worth?
00:54:24No.
00:54:25I used to take five quid for a short time.
00:54:28It's two pounds ten now, of course.
00:54:34Close the door.
00:54:37Oh, it's Angelica.
00:54:39Do you fancy her as well?
00:54:41Do you know this girl? Do you know her?
00:54:43Well, it depends what you mean by know her.
00:54:45Yeah, but you know her name.
00:54:47What do you do with all your money, boy?
00:54:50I keep three pounds and give the rest to my mother.
00:54:52But do you know this girl?
00:54:53Seven pounds? Seven quid? You're mad.
00:54:55What do they need it for? They've no shame.
00:54:57Well, they feed me. Now, but this girl...
00:54:58No, they should.
00:54:59They brought you into this world, haven't they?
00:55:01They've had their fun. They can pay now.
00:55:04They all want to have it free.
00:55:06So you've only got three quid left?
00:55:08You can't imagine the things we can do for three quid.
00:55:12Yeah, yes, but you said two and a half.
00:55:14Yes, two and a half, of course.
00:55:16Hey, let's not waste any more time.
00:55:18Where do you need her? There?
00:55:20You just want to see her when you do it, is that it?
00:55:24It's easier for you, eh?
00:55:26No, stop it, please.
00:55:28Stop it. Look, I have to go now.
00:55:30You think you can just go and leave a girl in this state?
00:55:34I don't have to pay, do I?
00:55:36What do you think?
00:55:37You've had my time, my drink, my emotions.
00:55:39You've made me nervous.
00:55:42Look, come on, stop it. Give it to me.
00:55:44Give me the thing. Give it.
00:55:51Hey, you. Where's that girl?
00:55:53What have you done with her?
00:55:54Hey, come on, where is she?
00:55:56Come on, give her...
00:55:58Where is she?
00:56:00Come on, you pervert.
00:56:03Come on, I want her back.
00:56:05Hey, come back. Come back.
00:56:07Come on, come back.
00:56:09Hey, come back, you two.
00:56:11Hey, come on.
00:56:13You dirty, poor pervert.
00:56:15Come back here.
00:56:22Can I help you, sir?
00:56:23Yes, did the young couple come out yet?
00:56:26No, I don't think so.
00:56:28But they were here.
00:56:29I think so.
00:56:43Excuse me, sir. Would you please read this book?
00:56:47It tells you about Christ.
00:56:49We want to talk to you today about the Lord Jesus Christ.
00:56:52There are two things you can be certain of in this life.
00:56:55One of them is the fact that the sun is going to rise tomorrow morning.
00:56:59The other is the fact that one day there's a coffin waiting for you.
00:57:04The Bible tells us there's no way out.
00:57:06Where did you get that?
00:57:07These men gave it to me.
00:57:09Oh, not that, the hot dog.
00:57:10Oh, hot dog. Just here, look, I'll show you.
00:57:12Yeah, I fancy a hot dog.
00:57:13Do you? Yeah. Have one.
00:57:15They're nice, they're very good.
00:57:17I've got one, thanks.
00:57:19Here, look. Hey, over here. Look.
00:57:22Oh, they're lovely.
00:57:24Two more customers for you.
00:57:25Oh, I'm ever so hungry.
00:57:26I'm starving.
00:57:27Have one.
00:57:28What are they doing?
00:57:29Don't know what they're going on about.
00:57:30Don't know, they're giving out.
00:57:31Do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:32No.
00:57:33Here, we're going to have a hot dog then.
00:57:35It smells super.
00:57:37Hey, go on.
00:57:38Three hot dogs, please.
00:57:40With mustard? Yes.
00:57:42Oh, please.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:47Don't laugh at them.
00:57:49Oh, thanks.
00:57:50Is?
00:57:55Oh, thanks very much.
00:57:56Five and three, please, sir.
00:57:57Oh, they're hot.
00:57:58Five and three.
00:57:59I don't have any jeans.
00:58:00No.
00:58:01You don't?
00:58:03Here.
00:58:04He's got a queen.
00:58:06Shall we sing?
00:58:07Thank you, sir.
00:58:08Thank you very much.
00:58:09Aren't you going to sing?
00:58:12Which way did you say Piccadilly was?
00:58:14Piccadilly, yes.
00:58:15It's just down there, you can't miss it.
00:58:20Ready?
00:58:21Oh, come on.
00:58:22Ready?
00:58:23Come on.
00:58:31Um, no, sorry, because I've eaten too much.
00:58:34Yes, please, sir.
00:58:35Really, sorry, I mustn't.
00:58:37With my compliments, sir.
00:58:40Taxi!
00:58:43Yes, please, with pleasure, yes.
00:58:44Thank you very much.
00:58:4773 Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:48Leicester Square 2.
00:58:4973 Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:51Leicester Square 2.
00:58:54You know, we've only got the flat for tonight, haven't we?
00:58:57Look, we're almost married.
00:58:59Leicester Square 2.
00:59:0073 Cornwall Gardens.
00:59:01Wait for your seat.
00:59:04Sir?
00:59:05No, no, no, everything's happening, everything's coming.
00:59:07It's all on show.
00:59:0818 fantastic girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:59:11Want to see the show, madam?
00:59:12You said lovely show, madam.
00:59:13Come and see the show, madam, it's marvellous.
00:59:15Show's on now.
00:59:1618...
00:59:17Hey!
00:59:18Hey, hey!
00:59:19Come back!
00:59:20Hey!
00:59:23Hey!
00:59:53Hey!
01:00:14Look, Sue, look at this.
01:00:15Mike!
01:00:17Where did you get that?
01:00:18What is it?
01:00:19What is it?
01:00:20That's exactly what I'd like to ask you, what is it?
01:00:21What do you mean?
01:00:22I mean, it's you, isn't it?
01:00:24Oh, it does look like me, doesn't it?
01:00:26Well, it is you.
01:00:27All right.
01:00:29Is it you?
01:00:31What do you think?
01:00:32No, you're not like this, Sue.
01:00:33Like what?
01:00:34Like that.
01:00:35Look at it, is it you?
01:00:37I'm much worse than that.
01:00:40It can't be you.
01:00:41Why?
01:00:42Because you're not like that.
01:00:43What am I supposed to be like?
01:00:45Oh, look, let me sit down.
01:00:49It's you, isn't it?
01:00:50Well, you make up your own mind about that.
01:00:53If I were one of your...
01:00:54Yeah, what would you do?
01:00:55What would you do?
01:00:56Would you buy me a ring like that, hmm?
01:00:58How much do you think that'd cost?
01:00:59Look, look at it.
01:01:00How much do you think that'd cost?
01:01:01Ten quid.
01:01:02Ten times that much.
01:01:03I'll buy it for you, Sue.
01:01:04I'll buy it for you.
01:01:05Don't be silly, I've already got it.
01:01:06Give it to me.
01:01:07Give me the ring.
01:01:08You're mad.
01:01:09Susan, sit down.
01:01:10Mike, let me go.
01:01:11You've got to tell me whether it's you or not.
01:01:12Sit down, Susan.
01:01:13Mike, I've just about had enough.
01:01:15Stop it!
01:01:17What do you think you're bloody staring at?
01:01:19Mike, sit down and behave yourself.
01:01:20God, look at it.
01:01:21Look at it.
01:01:22You're stupid.
01:01:25Just sit down, for God's sake.
01:01:32Give me my coat.
01:01:35I suppose you're going to see him now.
01:01:37After you got engaged to the other one,
01:01:38now you're going to see him.
01:01:39What if I am?
01:01:40Well, you can't because he sleeps with his wife.
01:01:41It's no good, huh?
01:01:42Then I'll just have to see him some other time, then, won't I?
01:01:45Has he seen the poster?
01:01:47Has he seen it?
01:01:48Has he seen it?
01:01:49Because I'll show it to him tomorrow at the races.
01:01:51I'll show him this.
01:01:52See what he thinks of you then.
01:01:58You're not going to the races, are you?
01:02:00Don't worry.
01:02:01I won't cause you any more trouble.
01:02:14I'll see you tomorrow.
01:02:44I'll see you tomorrow.
01:03:03Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
01:03:06Get in line.
01:03:07Now steady.
01:03:09Up, up, up, up.
01:03:11Keep on moving left and right.
01:03:12Up, up, up, up, up.
01:03:14Come along.
01:03:15You'll soon be off.
01:03:17Now get in line, boys.
01:03:18Get in line.
01:03:24Hey, you, get back in line.
01:03:25I've got to fix my shoelace.
01:03:29On your marks.
01:03:33Get set.
01:03:39Mike, hey, this is a school competition.
01:03:40Will you try and stop me?
01:03:42Come on.
01:03:59Hey, you.
01:04:00Push off.
01:04:01Go on.
01:04:06Come on.
01:04:10Come on.
01:04:12Go on.
01:04:13Come on.
01:04:24Up, up, up, up, up.
01:04:28Up, up.
01:04:29Up, up, up, up, up.
01:04:30Get off the track, get off!
01:05:00Only two more laps to go, come on!
01:05:09Only two more laps, come on!
01:05:30Come on!
01:06:00Oh no!
01:06:19You little bastard!
01:06:21Come here!
01:06:24I'll get you for this!
01:06:26You little bastard, who the hell do you think you are?
01:06:29Come here, I've just about had enough of you!
01:06:39My tooth!
01:06:40I'm sorry Mike.
01:06:43I'm sorry, I was very angry.
01:06:45My tooth, you've knocked my tooth out!
01:06:47You shouldn't have done that to his car, you really shouldn't have.
01:06:49But you've knocked my tooth out!
01:06:50I'm sorry, I've said I'm sorry.
01:06:51Give me a minute, give me a minute.
01:06:53Oh my god.
01:06:56Oh no.
01:06:59Oh no, not your bloody tooth!
01:07:01Look!
01:07:04Oh shit.
01:07:06It's not my tooth.
01:07:08You didn't spit it out, didn't you?
01:07:10Yeah, I spat it out.
01:07:12You didn't swallow it?
01:07:13No.
01:07:14Oh god, help me look for it.
01:07:17How big is it?
01:07:18How big is it? You saw it yesterday.
01:07:22Do you know how much that costs?
01:07:23Sue.
01:07:24I was going to be really pleased with this.
01:07:25Sue, it's no good.
01:07:26It's just great.
01:07:28Sue, it's no good.
01:07:29It's stupid.
01:07:30Stand up, Sue.
01:07:31Look, will you help me look for it, Mike?
01:07:32You're only treading it into the snow.
01:07:33Stand up.
01:07:34Oh Christ, yeah.
01:07:35Stay where you are.
01:07:36Don't move.
01:07:38God, this is impossible.
01:07:40Don't move.
01:07:42Oh, it's so stupid.
01:07:43Stay in the circle.
01:07:44Stay in the circle, Sue.
01:07:45Anywhere.
01:07:49Now, don't move.
01:07:50I'll be back in a minute.
01:07:51But Mike.
01:07:55Oh god.
01:07:58Oh god.
01:08:15Get out.
01:08:16Piss off.
01:08:17Piss off.
01:08:19Christ, what's that bloody dog doing there?
01:08:21I was trying to...
01:08:23Go on.
01:08:26What's the noise for?
01:08:27Oh, yes.
01:08:28Well, then what?
01:08:29Leave it to me.
01:08:30I know what I'm doing.
01:08:31I just hope you do.
01:08:32I just hope you do, for your sake.
01:08:33Don't move around, Sue.
01:08:34I'm not.
01:08:36I keep thinking I see it.
01:08:38Look, I'll make a path.
01:08:40It could be anywhere.
01:08:42Oh god, it could even be on these.
01:08:44Now, walk in the path.
01:08:45Right.
01:08:46Now, come out.
01:08:48Now, come out.
01:09:08Last little bit.
01:09:13Right, good.
01:09:14I don't think we missed any.
01:09:16I hope not.
01:09:18You didn't swallow it, did you?
01:09:19No, I didn't swallow it.
01:09:20Here, take this.
01:09:21Can you manage?
01:09:22Yeah, come on.
01:09:23Where are we taking it?
01:09:24To the baths, of course.
01:09:25Go on.
01:09:48It's empty.
01:09:49Yeah, I know.
01:09:50I forgot, they haven't stood out for the weekend.
01:09:51But it's OK, we can still use the bath-
01:09:53No, I think everything's locked up.
01:09:54Well, I'll have a look in the manager's office.
01:10:08That must be open.
01:10:16Hey, Sue, look what I found!
01:10:47Where are we going to plug it in?
01:10:48There's nowhere here, I don't think.
01:10:49Hang on, I'll just try these lights.
01:10:51What are you going to do with it anyway?
01:10:54You'll see, watch.
01:11:12Now switch them off!
01:11:16Okay.
01:11:47Ow!
01:12:13Oh, shit.
01:12:17Right, this will be fixed.
01:12:19God, please.
01:12:20Switch on the light.
01:12:31Alright, now come and help me.
01:12:34Did you lose any on the way down here?
01:12:36Yeah.
01:12:38I picked it up again.
01:12:41Right, now we can start bunging it in the kettle. Give us a sec.
01:12:43Alright.
01:12:47Right, put some in there.
01:12:49Yes, sir.
01:12:50Look, mind out, look, if you can't do it properly, I'll do it by myself.
01:12:56Oh, Mike, do you think we'll ever find it? It's going to take hours doing it like this.
01:12:59Don't worry, we'll find it sooner or later.
01:13:00Will we?
01:13:07Christ, I'm hungry.
01:13:17Right.
01:13:22Look, we'll try it down here, quick.
01:13:24What are you going to do?
01:13:25Pour it down here.
01:13:27Won't it go right down the grating?
01:13:28No, it should be alright, this will stop it.
01:13:30Are you sure?
01:13:31Yeah.
01:13:32Right, now pour it here and it ought to trickle out down there.
01:13:33It's a bit dangerous.
01:13:34If you see the diamond, don't touch it because it'll be hot.
01:13:36Wait a minute, I've got a much better idea.
01:13:37What?
01:13:38This is a much better idea.
01:13:39What?
01:13:40Hang on a minute.
01:13:41What?
01:13:42I've got a much better idea.
01:13:43What?
01:13:44This is a much better idea.
01:13:45What?
01:13:46Hang on a minute.
01:13:49Oh, Mike, don't be silly.
01:13:50There's no time to get embarrassed.
01:13:53Look, strain it through these.
01:13:55Through that?
01:13:56Yeah, come on.
01:13:57You'll ruin your tights.
01:13:58It doesn't matter, come on.
01:14:01That diamond's worth 1,200 pairs of tights.
01:14:03Come on, you pour it through.
01:14:04It's not that valuable.
01:14:05It is, I told you.
01:14:06Alright, ready?
01:14:07Christ, what do you think all this is for?
01:14:08Well, okay, hold it then.
01:14:09Alright, get on with it, for God's sake.
01:14:11Don't let it dribble down.
01:14:12I'm holding it, aren't I?
01:14:13Okay.
01:14:15I'm only doing my best.
01:14:16I know.
01:14:17Come on.
01:14:19Don't burn me.
01:14:21Keep your fingers back.
01:14:22Keep...
01:14:23What's that?
01:14:24Wait a minute.
01:14:26No, it's not.
01:14:32Keep looking for it.
01:14:33Alright.
01:14:35Mike?
01:14:36Keep looking for it.
01:14:37Keep quiet.
01:14:38For God's sake.
01:14:39For God's sake.
01:14:41Go run it!
01:14:44Keep quiet.
01:14:46Keep quiet.
01:14:47It's alright, it'll go away.
01:14:52Alright.
01:14:53Alright.
01:14:55Alright, let's give it a minute.
01:14:56For God's sake.
01:14:57Take it up there and put some more stuff.
01:15:02Sue, are you there?
01:15:10What the hell are you doing there?
01:15:14I was knocking at the door, didn't you hear me?
01:15:16Why didn't you answer me?
01:15:18Hmm?
01:15:19I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
01:15:21What have you done to my car?
01:15:22You punctured two tires.
01:15:24I can't even remember when I punctured one.
01:15:27Give me the key.
01:15:31Give me my cap.
01:15:34Give me the keys.
01:15:36I'm awfully sorry.
01:15:37Give me the cap, come on.
01:15:38I'm awfully sorry, I don't know where they are.
01:15:39Have you got a spare set?
01:15:41But I gave them to you.
01:15:42I've said I'm sorry.
01:15:43I don't know what I've done with them, that's all.
01:15:46Come on, give me the cap.
01:15:48Oh, your bloody cap.
01:15:53Right, now listen.
01:15:54Get your coat and your bag
01:15:57and come here.
01:16:04Serves me right.
01:16:05Mixing with stupid kids.
01:16:09Hurry up.
01:16:14Hurry up.
01:16:16Come on, come on, get a move on.
01:16:18No, I won't.
01:16:21Susan, what's wrong with you?
01:16:22Will you stop ordering me about, that's all.
01:16:26But I must have my key.
01:16:27Have you got a spare set of keys or haven't you?
01:16:30Yes, I've got a set.
01:16:31Where are they?
01:16:32They're at home.
01:16:33I can't go home and ask my wife for the keys.
01:16:35Not this time.
01:16:36I can't go out again.
01:16:37Well, that's your problem, isn't it?
01:16:38If you've got a spare set of keys, you're alright.
01:16:39So you can piss off.
01:16:41Piss off?
01:16:42After all that I've done for you?
01:16:44Piss off?
01:16:46After what?
01:16:48After what you've done for me?
01:16:50After what?
01:16:51What?
01:16:52I'll tell you what you've done for me.
01:16:53You've spoiled everything.
01:16:55Everything.
01:16:56Why the hell you had to be the first.
01:16:58I'll tell you why.
01:16:59Because you had to be the first with everyone, don't you?
01:17:01You couldn't bear to be second.
01:17:02Then they'd have something to compare you to.
01:17:04Then they'd see how bloody hopeless you are.
01:17:07That's why you're so kinky for schoolgirls.
01:17:10They don't know any better, do they?
01:17:12Poor little things.
01:17:13They think you're really quite good, don't they?
01:17:14They think it's quite exciting.
01:17:16The way you grope and push and you're so bloody hopeless.
01:17:20You make me sick.
01:17:22What do you think you've ever done for anyone?
01:17:24You're pathetic.
01:17:25You're pathetic.
01:17:27How you ever make it with your wife, I don't know.
01:17:30If you ever do.
01:17:32What about those children?
01:17:33You sure they're yours?
01:17:35Piss off.
01:17:36Piss off.
01:17:44Bastard.
01:17:46Puff.
01:17:48Susan, this is the end.
01:17:54What are you undoing that one for?
01:17:55We've got all this to do yet.
01:17:56Well, I thought we could do this one.
01:17:57Oh, come on.
01:17:58Let's do one at a time, for God's sake.
01:18:01All right.
01:18:02How annoying.
01:18:04I'm sick of being ordered about.
01:18:05This is...
01:18:07Oh, God, I'm dropping bits now.
01:18:08All right, that's enough.
01:18:10Come on.
01:18:11Let's turn it on and get this melted.
01:18:14Bring those down with you.
01:18:16Hey, what if you have swallowed it?
01:18:17I told you so.
01:18:18I haven't swallowed it.
01:18:19You sure?
01:18:20Yeah.
01:18:21Come on.
01:18:22God, I'm so hungry.
01:18:23I'm not.
01:18:25Come on.
01:18:31This is gonna take hours, isn't it?
01:18:32Yeah.
01:18:35I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'm gonna be late.
01:18:39I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'll be late.
01:18:54Chris?
01:18:55Hello, darling, it's me.
01:18:56I'm gonna be a bit late.
01:18:57There's been an accident here at the baths.
01:18:59Oh, it's nothing serious.
01:19:00It's a burst pipe.
01:19:03Well, how do you expect me to feel?
01:19:04I'm furious.
01:19:06Because I live near here and the manager's away.
01:19:09What?
01:19:10Do I have to stay till they finish?
01:19:13Don't you believe me?
01:19:16Well, that's great, that's great.
01:19:17That's all I needed to hear.
01:19:19I expected a bit of sympathy, but...
01:19:21I'm ringing from the manager's office.
01:19:22You can ring me back and check if you don't believe me.
01:19:25Five, two...
01:19:26Yeah, you know the number.
01:19:28Right.
01:19:29No, I'm not saying I'll definitely be late.
01:19:30I just might be.
01:19:32He's fallen hard at work.
01:19:34You can hear, listen.
01:19:42Mike, what are you doing?
01:19:43I wasn't on the phone long.
01:19:45Couldn't you work without me?
01:19:47Mike?
01:19:48What is it, you ill?
01:19:50Oh, Mike, come on, let's get on with it.
01:19:52I know you're tired, but come on.
01:19:55Mike, what's the matter?
01:19:57What are you doing?
01:19:58What are you doing?
01:20:01Did you find it?
01:20:04Mike, did you find it?
01:20:06Where is it?
01:20:08Oh, Mike, come on, don't mess about.
01:20:09You've found it, haven't you?
01:20:10Where is it?
01:20:12Mike, where is it?
01:20:18Give it to me.
01:20:22Come on, give it to me.
01:20:24Where is it?
01:20:29Don't swallow it.
01:20:31Give it to me.
01:20:32Give it to me now, Mike.
01:20:33Come on.
01:20:34Don't swallow...
01:20:58Give it to me.
01:21:28Give it to me.
01:21:58Give it to me.
01:22:28Give it to me.
01:22:51It's all right, Mike.
01:22:53It's all right.
01:22:59Oh, Mummy.
01:23:05Chris?
01:23:07Hello, darling.
01:23:08Guess what?
01:23:09They've just finished.
01:23:11Yes, I won't be late.
01:23:13I've just got to get dressed now.
01:23:16I've got to put my coat on.
01:23:18Yeah.
01:23:20Me too.
01:23:22Very much.
01:23:23Me too.
01:23:25Very much.
01:23:54Sue, please.
01:23:55Please don't go, Sue.
01:23:58Please, Sue, I...
01:23:59It's all right.
01:24:01Please, Sue, I just want to talk to you about it.
01:24:03No, Mike, I've got to go, honestly.
01:24:05Look, Sue, you can't just change like that after being like that and then just go like that.
01:24:11Mike, take it easy.
01:24:12Sue, please, just don't talk to me about it.
01:24:24Mike, just leave it.
01:24:25I'm going home.
01:24:26Just stay a little while, Sue.
01:24:27Just explain to me.
01:24:28Oh, stop going on about it, Mike.
01:24:29Susan, I know what you did do.
01:24:30Susan...
01:24:31Mike!
01:24:32Just go.
01:24:33Let's go.
01:24:34Everything's going to get wet, Mike.
01:24:35Come on, let's get dressed and have a talk about it.
01:24:36It is.
01:24:37It is.
01:24:38Oh, yes, it is.
01:24:39Come on, give me back my towel.
01:24:40Mike, you're not having your time to stay here and explain to me.
01:24:41Mike, just go.
01:24:42Just tell me what the hell is wrong with you.
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