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00:00Hello, everyone. For this intro, we have to be serious, because there's been some allegations from my wife, Lizzie,
00:07that I ate all of her chocolates, which she left on the counter, the kitchen counter.
00:15And I can admit these allegations are true. I'm ashamed.
00:21I got really hungry. I don't know what happened. It was just there. I ate it.
00:26And yes, I hid the evidence. I hid the evidence. I put the evidence in the bin, the wrapper, because I finished off the chocolate bar.
00:33I didn't leave a single piece left for her. And I just want to apologize to everyone, as I know I've let you down.
00:41And that's why I've dressed up so nice for this, because, you know, I want to look my best.
00:46I want you to know that I'm trying to be my best, and I'm resolving the issue with Lizzie.
00:50I'm going to buy her a new chocolate bar, a full chocolate bar. Obviously, I'm not going to eat half of it and give her the last half.
00:57No, I'm going to buy a full chocolate bar. I might actually buy her two, as another one to say sorry.
01:01But, yeah, I know this is a bad time, but if you could also please subscribe, because I'm still a sellout for this YouTube channel.
01:10And we're trying to hit 4 million. Please don't unsubscribe, either, because I know this is a shameful thing I've done.
01:14But, please, please don't unsubscribe. That would break me. No, I'm kidding.
01:21I don't know why I'm doing this. I'm sorry. Let's get started with the video.
01:24Hermitcraft, Hermitcraft, Hermitcraft Season 10. Here we are, baby.
01:30The city is glitching out. I thought for a second that someone had blown it up, but luckily, I think it was just my PC.
01:36What is this? No! Pearl, why has she brought it? Why has she put it upside down? Because she's Australian.
01:45For goodness sake, I've just logged in. I was, like, excited because I got a message from Cub in the Discord saying that he's given a new horn of the month.
01:53And, apparently, it's a good one. But, no, I get distracted by this instantly. For goodness...
01:58Alright, okay, we're going to have to get it back because this is not okay.
02:03What could we do? What could we do? First, let's check this horn of the month from Cub.
02:09I feel like it's been a while since I've had a horn of the month. In fact, I think it's been about 6 or 7 months since I've had one.
02:14So, let's have a look. March horn of the month. Let's play it first.
02:18Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
02:26Oh, that is a good one. That is a good one. I like that one a lot.
02:30Woah-tally wild mood. Nice, Cub, nice. That's a good horn of the month, that one. I like that one a lot.
02:36Let's put that in our horn box.
02:38That's really annoyed me that I was logging in and seeing that, Pearl. I can't believe you've done this.
02:43Right, we're getting it back today. I don't care how long it takes. We're going to get it back.
02:47First, we're gonna finish what we started last time.
02:50We built this little thing here saying,
02:51Hi, MP.
02:52Ooh, is that new graffiti?
02:53We've actually got some more graffiti.
02:54And we built this thing with this wacky candle structure,
02:57which I really, really like.
02:59But I said we wanted to do an interior,
03:02and we've got one planned for in here already.
03:06We actually already have the materials.
03:08If I just place all this dirt in there,
03:10and have a look around here,
03:12you can see we've got them scattered through these shulker boxes,
03:16and we're pretty much ready to build.
03:18So, you know what?
03:19We're gonna start off early with a nice relaxing time lapse.
03:22Play some relaxing music, Joel.
03:24Make sure it's nice and relaxing.
03:25Don't do a funny thing where you cut to like some really heavy music, okay?
03:30Because no one wants that.
03:31That's not funny.
03:32Okay, and this is Joel, you absolute idiot.
03:34Just do something relaxing or you're fired.
03:36All right?
03:37Okay?
03:37Now, I know you want to play some heavy music now
03:40because you think it'd be funny,
03:41but you want it to be more funny,
03:42some relaxing music.
03:44Just kidding.
03:44Do the hard music.
03:46Okay, it is the calm music,
03:47but I realized I said I would do a building with Joel
03:50because we've not done one in a while.
03:51So, I finished half of this,
03:53but let's finish the rest building with Joel style.
03:56Why, hello there, ladies and gentlemen.
03:58Welcome back to building with Joel.
04:00As you can see, we've done most of the buildings on this side already,
04:03but we're gonna work on this one right here,
04:07which has a mangrove door,
04:10and some spruce planks,
04:12some spruce bits on the side,
04:13and I've got some other stuff that I need to add.
04:16Oh, let me add a lantern on here quickly
04:18so that it's not so dark.
04:20We're gonna add this on like so,
04:22and then we're gonna go a little bit higher,
04:25add on a bit of that,
04:27and then we're gonna add on a bit of roof like so.
04:31We need some deep slate.
04:33Oh gosh, I've got to go back to my chest.
04:35Here it is.
04:36Here it is.
04:37There we go,
04:38and then that's pretty much as high as we go with this one,
04:41I think.
04:41Instead, let's finish off this building next to it here with some birch,
04:46a bit of prismarine,
04:47dark prismarine,
04:49a bit of pale oak to make a lovely little bit like that.
04:53Something you can't probably see,
04:54but some granite slabs for a roof in here.
04:58Get rid of this dirt.
04:59We're also gonna pop some banners on the front,
05:02then head up,
05:03use some white glazed terracotta like so,
05:07with trapdoors on top of them to make a cool effect.
05:11Finish off with some birch,
05:13then add a roof on this one as well,
05:17and we're gonna do a mix of lanterns like that,
05:20and this is where it's probably gonna get a little bit tight,
05:23but we're gonna try and build something else on this side.
05:28We're gonna start off on this side over here with another little house.
05:34Boop boop boop!
05:35Somehow, I've not brought enough materials to finish off the bit there,
05:39but we're gonna do this bit here.
05:41The problem with doing builds like this is,
05:43there's just constantly like so many materials,
05:46and you're just juggling them in your inventory the entire time,
05:49as each build is slightly different,
05:51but this is one of the smaller ones,
05:54and I genuinely have no idea what you can see right now,
05:56as this is so like tight spaced here.
06:00I- I- I- It's kind of a struggle for me even to build it,
06:03so I don't know how it looks in the time lapse.
06:05All right, this next building is the weirdest one yet,
06:10because it's gonna take a bit of work to get done,
06:13as we can't really do right now,
06:14but we will do in a little bit,
06:17but if it looks like we're making some sort of fish tank,
06:20well, that's because we are.
06:22So obviously, we're gonna flood this with water,
06:26get a bit of kelp in here as well,
06:28and we're doing a mix of bit of green terracotta,
06:31and some light blue concrete to make a sort of like sky effect down here,
06:35and I have a feeling the rest of this is gonna be off-screen,
06:38so let me finish it up quickly,
06:41but before we do, let's add on one final bit,
06:45and that is to change the roof to have a load of lovely skulk on it.
06:50Before we head back in there, we want to make a few banners quickly.
06:55It's been a while since I've made these.
06:57How do I do this again?
06:58Isn't there gonna be like a brick banner pattern here?
07:00Am I going crazy?
07:01I don't remember having to do that.
07:02Wait, what?
07:04Where did I put my patterns?
07:06No, it's definitely not a pattern.
07:07Am I blind?
07:08I swear, you need like...
07:11What?
07:12I've never...
07:13Wait, has this been changed?
07:15Because I've never had to make this before.
07:18I'm so confused right now.
07:20Where are my bricks?
07:21This hasn't always been a thing.
07:22I didn't do the rest of these like this.
07:25Is this new?
07:27I promise you, I didn't used to have to do that.
07:30I'm not going crazy.
07:31Maybe it was a Hermitcraft add-on thing we added in.
07:33Anyway, let's head in here,
07:35and let's put our banners up in here.
07:38I think we have one on there.
07:41One on there.
07:42Okay, but seriously, it's still annoying me.
07:44Can someone look through my old footage
07:45and let me know if I did that the same way?
07:48Did I have to use this pattern before?
07:50Or was it just in the loom?
07:52Please, I need to know.
07:53Anyway, let's add some other finishing touches
07:55such as some spruce steins up here,
07:57which we can dye yellow and add some glow.
08:01Ink sacs too.
08:02It's been a while.
08:03That takes me back since I've done those signs.
08:05I don't use them that much anymore
08:06because it just lags out my Minecraft,
08:08and this base is already laggy enough.
08:10And I've not explained really the purpose
08:12of this little alleyway thing hidden away in this building here,
08:15which by the way, I'm loving.
08:17I think it looks great.
08:17Although, I think I've got some end rocks somewhere.
08:21Yeah, let's add some of these on the ceiling
08:23because I think that could just look kind of cool.
08:26But this is kind of like a tiny museum
08:29just, you know, dedicated to the base.
08:32So for example, we've got some glowstone here.
08:35I'm going to place a sign saying
08:36the true hero lighting up all the base.
08:40But yeah, the reason for this,
08:41the glowstone, if you look under the base,
08:43it's lighting up a lot of the base underneath here.
08:46Although at the moment it's torches,
08:48but here you can see we've been using a lot of glowstone.
08:51I need to go replace all these torches with glowstone
08:53as these countless entities and glowstone does not.
08:56Why are there bees under here?
08:57What are you fellas doing?
08:58Have you escaped from the honey farm?
09:00No, they're just there.
09:02Cool.
09:02But that's why that is.
09:03And also we have this fish tank here
09:07where we're placing another sign saying
09:08in honor of all the squid buried under the base.
09:12We're going to light this up and let's dye this one orange.
09:16Wax it.
09:17Because when we built this building here,
09:20you might remember this river went here.
09:24And if we go under here, you might be able to see
09:27there's just, oh, it's actually none at the moment.
09:29What the heck?
09:29Normally there's loads.
09:30Normally there's like loads of squid just buried under here.
09:34There, there's one.
09:35You see?
09:36They're just chilling in the darkness and I feel bad.
09:39Look, here they are.
09:40There they are.
09:40See, they're just buried underneath my base,
09:43which I feel kind of bad for.
09:45So what we're going to do is we're going to try
09:47and get one into this fish tank here.
09:50How are we going to do this?
09:51Let's find out.
09:52Let's see what we can do.
09:53I think I know a way.
09:54I think we're going to get some soul sand.
09:56I had to do this for my glow squid,
09:58which I keep above my glow squid farm in this building here,
10:01all the way back in like episode 6 or whatever.
10:05And they're still there.
10:06Look at them.
10:06They're still going, aren't you fellas?
10:08Hello.
10:09Hello.
10:09Enjoying life?
10:10Probably not because you've been trapped in that container
10:12for over a year now.
10:14But let's try it here as well.
10:16So what we need to do is build a big old tunnel
10:19through to the nearest river,
10:21which should be just behind this stone somewhere.
10:27I just heard a squid.
10:29We're close.
10:30There we go.
10:31And this tunnel doesn't matter too much,
10:33but this bit here,
10:34we need to be solid water blocks.
10:37And then we're going to build a pillar up here,
10:41like a tunnel,
10:42and use our kelp to make it all sauce blocks.
10:45And now let's see if we can grab this squid,
10:47who just happens to be just here.
10:49Come on, fella.
10:50Whee!
10:51Bring him along.
10:52Come on.
10:53Hopefully we don't mess this up
10:55and it doesn't break the lead.
10:57Hey!
10:59Welcome, fella.
11:01Let's pop these back here before he swims down.
11:04Bam, bam, bam.
11:06And then we can name him Hero.
11:09And then we can take our lead back.
11:11Thank you very much.
11:12And there he is, the hero of the base.
11:16Lovely.
11:17Oh, not the hero.
11:18He's not really a hero.
11:19He's more just like the sacrifice we've had to make
11:22to make this grass here.
11:23I salute you, Mr. Squid.
11:24Thank you for all that you have sacrificed.
11:27But there you go.
11:28The alleyway is done.
11:31Lovely jubbly.
11:32Very happy with this.
11:35I think it looks really kind of cool.
11:36It's a nice little, you know, museum in a way,
11:39but a small one in honoring our lovely squids and glowstones.
11:43Now to deal with this.
11:46And I've hatched a three-stage plan.
11:50Part one is to remove the guy from on top of us
11:54and collect all the purple.
11:56This took quite a while because it was just really awkward.
11:59Thanks, Pearl.
11:59Appreciate that.
12:00Yay.
12:01Nice.
12:01All that monster now in this box.
12:04I'll keep this for other stuff, but save the purple.
12:08And I think we actually have another decent amount of purple.
12:11Yes.
12:11Oh, I forgot we have like, yeah, two shulker boxes worth.
12:15Amazing.
12:16And now we can move on to stage two of the plan,
12:19which we're going to gather some materials for.
12:21And we're also going to gather some materials for stage three
12:24because I want to do these quite close after each other.
12:27Let's start with the stage two ones.
12:28Right.
12:29I was going to cut to a material gathering montage here,
12:32but I basically had most of them
12:34and it's not actually that many materials.
12:37So yeah, this one here is stage two.
12:41And in there is stage three.
12:42And for stage two, we're going to need these and that.
12:47And then let's head to spawn where we have,
12:51you know, Pearl's purple shot.
12:53It's this cute little cat here.
12:55Very nice indeed.
12:56But I've got all this purple.
12:58I don't know what to do with it, guys.
12:59I don't know what to do with it.
13:01And I've heard the permits,
13:03people aren't really paying attention to them anymore.
13:05So let's build something next to this cat here.
13:09Although a little bit higher in the sky.
13:11I forgot to record a time-lapse.
13:13So how about a magical transition?
13:17Whoa, look at it.
13:18It's appeared.
13:19Wonderful.
13:20Welcome to Joel's purple shop.
13:23Look at it.
13:24Look at it.
13:25We got a cat down here.
13:26What's better than cats?
13:27Just kidding.
13:28I like them both equally.
13:29But dogs, I based this one off my dog, Mary, a little bit.
13:32Although she's a bit shorter and I don't know,
13:35it looks a bit weirder than usual.
13:36But I tried to make it in like a similar style to Pearl's down here.
13:41And I think it looks pretty good.
13:42It's quite funny looking.
13:43I like it a lot.
13:44And also Pearl is selling purple here, right?
13:47So you come in the shop.
13:49What she got?
13:50She got any in stock at the moment?
13:52Where is it?
13:52There.
13:53Yeah.
13:53So one diamond per 32.
13:55God, terrible prices.
13:56If you come to Joel's purple, if you can get in there,
13:59which people who are skilled at flying will be able to.
14:02Not me though, apparently.
14:03If you come into Joel's purple, look at this.
14:05One stack equals one diamond.
14:07And we also have much more stock than Pearl, which is very nice, isn't it?
14:11And maybe I'll stock it up again in the future if this sells.
14:15Another stock, but you don't have a permit, Joel.
14:17Well, what are they going to do?
14:19Exile me?
14:20God, that'd be crazy.
14:22No, they can't.
14:22They've got to find and kill me first and no one can kill me.
14:25But that brings us on to step three of our plan.
14:29And step three is advertising.
14:31We need to advertise our new shop.
14:33And I think I know the best place to do that.
14:37We've got like this lovely area here.
14:39It looks like on this mountain here, there's like a bit of space.
14:43I think this would be the perfect spot for a billboard.
14:46Let's get building it.
14:47And you want me to build a small billboard?
14:50Don't be silly, guys.
14:51Don't be silly.
14:52Instead, we're going to build a massive billboard behind Pearl's lovely base here.
14:57Saying, buy at spawn.
14:59And then we've got a little bit of me here.
15:02You know, holding out some purple.
15:04Maybe juggling some purple, actually.
15:06And it says Joel's purple.
15:07Look at this.
15:09It is so, so good.
15:12I'm so happy with it.
15:13I think it fits in with Pearl's base perfectly.
15:17My head looks a bit squished.
15:19I've not done that very well.
15:20But you know what?
15:21I'm happy with it.
15:22A little end island, you know, there we've got in the background with an end city.
15:27We've got Joel's purple.
15:28Buy at spawn.
15:29It fits in really well with Pearl's base.
15:31I think she's going to love it.
15:33And if she doesn't, then, well, she shouldn't have placed the monster upside down on my base.
15:38Because that took me like, what, 30 minutes to destroy?
15:41God.
15:41And I've now spent an hour and 45 minutes doing this.
15:45But still, okay, it's about the principle, okay?
15:48It's about the principle.
15:49Anyway, I've noticed Impulse is online.
15:51So, let's go confront him.
15:52Because he's not responded to my message yet.
15:54I sent him a message saying, hi, MP, in terms of a big sign.
15:58And he hasn't responded.
15:59So, let's go talk to him about that.
16:03Hello, Impulse, are you there?
16:04I wasn't, but I am now.
16:06Hi.
16:07I was hoping you were.
16:09Are you streaming right now?
16:10It says you're streaming.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Okay.
16:13I was looking up coordinates for the nearest ocean monument.
16:15Did that scare you?
16:16So, I was like, out of the game.
16:18No, because I heard your steps.
16:20You came in and you got very loud feet.
16:22I do, I do.
16:23It's because I'm heavy-footed.
16:25Did you see my message I left you?
16:26I was hoping you would have responded by now.
16:29Oh, you wanted a response.
16:31Oh, yeah.
16:32You know, it says, hi, MP.
16:33That is a friendly neighborhood thing to do, isn't it?
16:35It is, it is.
16:37You said hi to me and I just ignore it.
16:39That's, I'm a terrible neighbor.
16:41Yeah, I mean, yeah, but it's what we expect with Cyberpunk Bros.
16:45But, you know, we don't talk very much.
16:47It's fantastic.
16:48Do you like my candle thing, by the way?
16:50That's stupid.
16:51Don't do that.
16:51It, I can't look at it too closely as it lags out my PC.
16:56Oh, is that, that's cause I'm like, because I was, I was giving you all sorts of accolades for it.
17:01Oh, thank you.
17:01I've seen the holograms done with the end rods and those are pretty fancy.
17:04And I thought, wow, he's so smart.
17:07He did candles so he could add color.
17:09Yeah, yeah.
17:10You have to do it like layer by layer.
17:11So you do dirt like, like this cause you can only place candles, you know, on top of dirt.
17:17So I had to like build it out of dirt first, place a candle, delete the dirt layer, place more candles, delete the dirt.
17:22It's a bit of a pain.
17:24It's like 4,000 dirt or something.
17:26It was not fun.
17:27So I'm not doing it again.
17:28That's gonna be the one and only.
17:29But it's, it's fun.
17:31And then, yeah, I've got a little sign for you as well.
17:34I love it.
17:35I love it.
17:35Okay.
17:36Okay.
17:36Well, give me some time to respond.
17:38I didn't, I didn't think of it.
17:39Honestly, it's quite nice.
17:41We could like, I'll build another thing and then we could just have like a conversation.
17:44I'll build another sign.
17:45Full-blown conversation.
17:46Just walk through.
17:48Let's tell the story.
17:49Let's make up some lore.
17:50I'm sure you've not got much to do anyway, cause I mean, this place is looking pretty finished.
17:55Right, right.
17:57I, Bdubs got mommy thumbs.
18:00I know, I know.
18:01I lost my build partner for a little bit there.
18:04That's fair.
18:05That's fair.
18:06But it's good.
18:07I'm excited to see, to play your game when it comes out.
18:11It's been so tempting to like free cam and have a look, but I've not.
18:14I've avoided it at all costs because I want to go in fresh.
18:18It's going to be fun.
18:19It's getting really, really close.
18:21How close?
18:21How close?
18:22Give us a time.
18:22Give us an exact date right now.
18:24I can't give you a time.
18:27You know, the next couple months are a little wild, right?
18:29With a lot of things going on.
18:30Sure.
18:31Who knows?
18:32Who knows?
18:32But it is getting really, really close.
18:33Good.
18:34That's exciting.
18:35You know.
18:36And the walls are looking really good now.
18:37Like, they're not so boring anymore.
18:39Although, yeah, you've really helped.
18:40You've really, really shown everybody.
18:43Yeah, I mean, and I've gone all the way to the bottom of these walls.
18:46Look at this one over here.
18:47Look at this laziness.
18:48Leaving two blocks.
18:49They've done their side, so it looks nice for them.
18:52Yeah, but two blocks at the bottom.
18:53What can we fit in between this one section now?
18:56No, but I meant this.
18:57Look at this.
18:57Like how they've not gone all the way to the ground.
18:59Oh, you know what?
19:00Yes.
19:00Because on the other side, it's not.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Silly.
19:04Silly.
19:04It's cool.
19:05You can build up some rubble or something.
19:06Yeah.
19:07On the inside.
19:08I like this new one as well.
19:09What is this one?
19:11The green one?
19:11I've not seen this one yet.
19:14Oh, is it Doc?
19:15Doc must have done this, right?
19:17It's the goat.
19:18Yeah.
19:18And it's diamond.
19:19Diamond.
19:20Yeah.
19:20Of course.
19:21That might be changed to normal deepslate and I will be a bit richer at some point.
19:26You have enough diamonds.
19:29You've not seen my shops, Impulse.
19:31You've not seen my shops.
19:32Oh, dear.
19:35Honey is amazing.
19:37You have to be selling all the honey.
19:39What are you talking about?
19:40Ren's the only one who uses honey and he doesn't even buy it from me.
19:43He's got his own farm.
19:44So, it's just useless.
19:46I've actually opened.
19:47Just for the song.
19:48Yeah.
19:49No, true.
19:50I've actually opened a new shop at spawn as well.
19:52What do you got now?
19:53I can't say.
19:54It's not got a permit.
19:55So, I've actually not associated to it.
19:57So.
19:58Oh, you better be careful.
20:00You know, the whole exile thing.
20:02Yeah, I know.
20:03But, you know, I like to play live life on the edge and they've got to kill me first.
20:07Good luck to them.
20:07Good luck to them.
20:08And find your bed.
20:10Yeah.
20:11Well, to be fair, I don't ever set my bed because I'm one of these guys who just carries it and then.
20:15Oh.
20:18Have you set your bed?
20:21Always.
20:23That would be real bad if you died just now.
20:25That would have been really funny.
20:27I'm glad you didn't.
20:28But I'm watching you.
20:30Your message better not kill me when you respond.
20:33You said you like living on the edge.
20:34I was just, you know, helping.
20:35Yeah.
20:36Okay.
20:36Fair enough.
20:37All right.
20:37Have fun with your stream.
20:37Bye-bye.
20:38Oh, we got to be careful with that.
20:40We got to be careful that we need to.
20:42Should we set our bed just now?
20:43Just in case.
20:45I'll hide it somewhere really clever where no one will ever see.
20:49That is here.
20:53Yes.
20:54Okay.
20:54We'll leave that there for now.
20:55Unfortunately though, guys, that is all we have got time for today.
20:59We've made quite a bit of progress.
21:00We got Pearl back.
21:01I'm happy.
21:03Next time, I don't know what we're doing because I've got no plans.
21:06And yeah, we're probably going to be doing some more of this interior.
21:09I really should make it so I can use this.
21:11Because at the moment, I can't make the jump.
21:13But I built this thing so I can get in and out of my base easier.
21:16And I'm not being able to use it yet.
21:18Because you just come up and you just go straight down here, which is not good.
21:21So let's at least finish the floor next time.
21:22I promise I'll do that.
21:23I promise.
21:24Okay.
21:24Thank you so much for watching.
21:26Good bye.