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00:00You can't choose your life's choices!
00:04But the truth is, you can't!
00:13I'm so sorry for this show.
00:16I'm such a dobu-geni...
00:17Hey!
00:18Thank you, thank you!
00:21You're a dobu-geni!
00:23This isn't the kind of show Iwaki-san would be on!
00:27But everyone says you're a good person!
00:31I was on the same train as Nakagawa-san in the morning.
00:37You were on the same train?
00:38I didn't notice at all.
00:40I was sitting in the back.
00:44I thought, oh, it's Nakagawa-san.
00:47Then he bought me coffee.
00:49Yeah, he probably bought you coffee.
00:51You're a dobu-geni!
00:54You're a dobu-geni!
00:55What are you doing?
00:57I don't need a dobu-geni like that!
00:59Thank you, dobu-geni!
01:01I don't need this kind of thing!
01:05Choose your life's choices!
01:10The 80s manzai boom made the idol Kaomake super popular.
01:16The punch of Sam!
01:18The harsh reality of sleeping 3 hours a day.
01:22What are Osamu's life choices?
01:25Osamu-chan!
01:27That's amazing!
01:31And the unknown past of A.C.E. with Batteries!
01:42No way!
01:43That's amazing!
01:46Osamu-chan's life choices for his debut!
01:55His debut was a failure.
01:57But he made an appearance.
01:59You were a scout?
02:01I was riding a motorcycle.
02:03I was at a place called Heibon Punch.
02:07I came to take a picture.
02:09As soon as the picture came out...
02:11A picture of Harley?
02:13You saw the picture and...
02:15I became a scout.
02:18You've been doing this for a long time.
02:20I've been doing this for 50 years.
02:2350 years?
02:25You were originally a cool guy.
02:27You were cool.
02:29But I thought I wasn't cut out for this.
02:32For the entertainment world?
02:34It's bed time!
02:38Why did Koichi Iwaki make an appearance in the debut film?
02:47What's that?
02:53A. Because he was told by a girl he liked that he'd be in trouble if he became famous.
02:59B. Because his manager took his appearance fee and used it.
03:06Which one is it?
03:11This is...
03:12I think it's Kouha.
03:14I think it's both.
03:19It's Kouha.
03:21I don't think it's a girl.
03:24No, no.
03:26I don't know.
03:28Each team has 10 chips in their hands.
03:31The team with the most chips wins the quiz.
03:39Please show us the chips.
03:41Here you go.
03:43It's a girl.
03:47A.
03:49As I said before, it's B.
03:52Because he's a man.
03:54It's Kouha.
03:56It's a girl.
03:58Even if it's a girl, he's popular.
04:01I don't think it's a girl.
04:06I think it's A.
04:08If his manager took his appearance fee and used it,
04:12I think he'd beat him up and make him pay for it.
04:15I don't think his manager would pay for his appearance fee.
04:22He'd pay for it.
04:24In those days, you could just use your phone.
04:28Did he get paid before the shoot?
04:31That's right.
04:33He got paid on the spot, too.
04:36It's a waste of money.
04:38It's a waste of money.
04:40But that's how it was.
04:42The extras, too.
04:44He doesn't have a credit card.
04:46He doesn't have a credit card, either.
04:48What about Nakagawa?
04:49He's only interested in women this time.
04:52That's right.
04:53He's not interested.
04:55It's because he was told he'd date her.
05:01And Ina-chan.
05:03He was on the outside.
05:06I think there was a woman he didn't get along with because everyone knew.
05:11He's a man who plays with women.
05:15I know how he feels.
05:17If you add it up, it's A.
05:23Here's the correct answer.
05:25B. Because his manager was using him.
05:30It's correct.
05:37I was fooled.
05:39It was B.
05:40At that time, he already had a wife.
05:44He was late for his debut.
05:46He was already in love with her.
05:48It wasn't a case where he gave his eyes to another woman.
05:51That's cool.
05:53He wasn't interested.
05:55Did you already have a manager?
05:57As soon as I thought about it, I said,
05:59No, it's impossible for me.
06:02I told him I wouldn't do it.
06:05I guess the movie company gave me the money first.
06:10I'll bring it to you.
06:12Did you use it?
06:14I used it.
06:16You shouldn't have asked me to come out.
06:20I used it.
06:22I didn't have a wife.
06:27What did you do with your manager?
06:31I beat him up.
06:38I can't give it back.
06:41For the time being...
06:43Did you beat him up?
06:45I stepped on him.
06:48Chie, what do you think of the old entertainment world?
06:51My agency used to have a lot of great managers.
06:57He called me a bastard.
07:00He called me a bastard.
07:01So I called him a bastard.
07:04I told him to do his job properly.
07:07I didn't want him to call me a bastard.
07:12I don't call him a bastard anymore.
07:15I've seen a lot of managers from different eras.
07:18When I was late for 5 minutes,
07:21I was told, I'll kill you.
07:25I'll kill you.
07:30There was a time like that in Yoshimoto.
07:34It was a time when there was a manzai boom.
07:40That's right.
07:43You don't have anyone to call you a bastard anymore, do you?
07:47They're all dead.
07:49They're all dead.
07:51They're all dead.
07:53They're all dead.
07:54They're all dead.
07:55Iwaki is so busy that he has a lot of hobbies.
07:59Play shooting, golf, etc.
08:01The choice of life of Koichi Iwaki, who has enjoyed his hobbies so far.
08:06What did he try for the first time in a long time at the age of 73 last year?
08:12I was asked if I could participate last year.
08:16I was wondering if I could ride it.
08:19I managed to ride it.
08:21It's amazing.
08:23It's amazing.
08:24It's amazing.
08:25It's amazing.
08:26How many kilometers can you go?
08:28It's about 175 kilometers.
08:30It's about 175 kilometers.
08:31It's about 175 kilometers.
08:32That's cool.
08:34It's cool.
08:35It's cool.
08:36It's said that it's a lot of kilometers.
08:38It's the same with F1.
08:40You can change the gear depending on the course.
08:42If you change the gear, you can go over 200 kilometers.
08:45Wow.
08:48It's dangerous.
08:49It's a race that I haven't used.
08:51The pebbles are scattered, so it slips.
08:54But the people at the site are very safe.
08:59Before the race.
09:00They cleaned it up a lot.
09:03It's the same with pebbles.
09:05The tires are scraped and tire scratches appear.
09:08I see.
09:09If it sticks to the tire, it slips.
09:12So tire scratches are quite dangerous.
09:14I see.
09:16Mr. Iwaki did something at the age of 73 last year.
09:20I did something new.
09:22What?
09:23There is an engine on the surfboard.
09:26I didn't know that.
09:28That's interesting.
09:30Where do you adjust the speed?
09:33I hold it by hand like Wi-Fi.
09:36You hold it by hand and do this.
09:38There is a wire attached to it.
09:41That's interesting.
09:43That's interesting.
09:46I was told that I was similar to Mr. Iwaki.
09:49That's true.
09:51When Mr. Iwaki made his debut, he gained weight.
09:56He said he was similar to Mr. Iwaki when he was working at Baribai.
10:00It became a rumor.
10:03So I can't be like him in three years.
10:06What?
10:07That's enough.
10:09I'm fine.
10:10I'm fine.
10:12Don't move with a fast machine.
10:19Mr. Iwaki made his debut as a Japanese celebrity in 2013.
10:24It was announced that he would take part in a space trip.
10:28Will the space trip be canceled?
10:33I happened to fly an acrobatic airplane.
10:36I happened to fly an acrobatic airplane.
10:39I was asked if I wanted to go to space.
10:43I was asked if I wanted to go to space.
10:47I didn't pay money.
10:49He came to me from the other side.
10:52He came to me from the other side.
10:55He came to me from the other side.
11:00I couldn't refuse him.
11:02I couldn't refuse him.
11:04I couldn't refuse him.
11:05Why did he come to you?
11:07I lost three times.
11:10I lost three times.
11:13He is afraid of going to the test.
11:16That's why I couldn't get back on it.
11:23So you couldn't get it back?
11:26Well, if I didn't fly, it would have been over.
11:32With a contract?
11:33That's right.
11:36Now it's bed time!
11:38The reason why I didn't get my 9.3 million yen for space travel back is because...
11:55A. Because I was trained to withstand gravity and was good at cornering my bike.
12:02B. Because I had more work to do with space travel and got a scholarship.
12:08Which one is it?
12:20The reason why Koichi Iwaki didn't get his 9.3 million yen for space travel back is because...
12:32This one's hard too.
12:34You have to do a G for cornering.
12:37That's because it's in the air. G is like F1.
12:42It's not a level anymore!
12:45How many times do you test it? I've done it up to G6.
12:49If you've done it up to G6, it's a big deal.
12:51Oh, really?
12:53If you want to go straight up, you have to do a lot of vertical Gs.
12:59You can do horizontal Gs, but you can run away.
13:03There are a lot of vertical and horizontal Gs.
13:05It's a spine, so when your body is pressed down, you can't breathe.
13:11You can't breathe.
13:14That's amazing.
13:16Now, let's see Chip's bed.
13:18Here you go.
13:22When I was listening to the story, it was B, but it went to A again.
13:27How did you feel about it?
13:30I don't think I cared much about the garage at the time.
13:34I think I had a lot of money at the time.
13:38If I did that, I think I'd be good at cornering a motorcycle.
13:42I don't work at a garage anymore.
13:45You're lying!
13:48You're lying!
13:49You keep saying, I want more, I want more.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:56This is B.
13:58It's 9 million.
14:00From the point of view of my family, it's not worth 9 million.
14:04But if I'm told that I'm good at riding a motorcycle, I want to say a little.
14:09It's a snap.
14:10Yes.
14:12So I think it's B.
14:14Nakagawa is A.
14:16Compared to the spaceship, cornering is easy.
14:20Say that.
14:22Who's imitating me?
14:24I want you to say that.
14:26I want you to say that.
14:27I think so.
14:28I want you to do this.
14:29It's B.
14:34The correct answer is this.
14:35Who is it?
14:36It's Daniel.
14:37Correct!
14:42There are a lot of O.R.
14:44I was very busy at work.
14:47When I woke up in the morning, I was annoyed to talk about space again.
14:53I was annoyed.
14:54So I paid 10 times more.
15:00TV is a hot topic.
15:02There is a signboard.
15:04I woke up in the morning and couldn't look up at the sky.
15:11I hate the sky.
15:13I was annoyed.
15:15Annoyed.
15:17Next is the choice of B.A.T.T.E.R.I.S. life.
15:26The choice of B.A.T.T.E.R.I.S. life.
15:30Sanma had a big influence on it.
15:35I don't have anything.
15:37You have.
15:40You have.
15:41I'm glad.
15:42This is the second time.
15:45Do you know this?
15:47Of course I know.
15:48Really?
15:49Do you watch TV?
15:50I watch TV in Kanto.
15:52Do you watch M-1?
15:54I don't watch M-1.
15:56You've been doing it for a long time.
15:59It's not a popular manzai.
16:01The last time I watched it was with Nakagawa.
16:082001.
16:11This is the first time.
16:14I'm the champion of M-1.
16:17The manzai is over.
16:20This is the 20th time.
16:2220 years.
16:2320 years ago.
16:25I see.
16:28How long have you been doing it?
16:30Do you know my career?
16:31I don't know.
16:33You can guess.
16:35I've been doing it for a long time.
16:38I see.
16:39I'm wrong.
16:40I'm wrong.
16:41I'm wrong.
16:42I'm wrong.
16:43I'm wrong.
16:44Is your career a history?
16:45Yes.
16:46It's been 11 years.
16:4811 years.
16:49I've been doing it for 11 years.
16:50I've been doing it for 7 years.
16:52You've been doing it with a different team.
16:54That's right.
16:55I see.
16:56You couldn't do it there.
16:59I couldn't do it.
17:00It's been 7 years for these two.
17:02It's been 7 years.
17:04I haven't done anything for 7 years.
17:06I see.
17:07I've only been doing M-1.
17:08But suddenly...
17:09I see.
17:12Suddenly, I got busy.
17:14I'm grateful for that.
17:16By the way, he's longed for SANMA.
17:19That's right.
17:20I've longed for it.
17:22It's real.
17:23No, it's true.
17:24It's just this.
17:25It's true.
17:26It's just this.
17:27It's the same.
17:29It's similar.
17:30He has longed for Jimmy.
17:32No, it's not.
17:34But that's what makes him my right-hand man, just like Jimmy.
17:40He has a Jimmy?
17:41He has a really close friend.
17:43His name is Nakaoki Anshikosuke.
17:45So you're me, and he's Jimmy?
17:48Yes.
17:48But the only difference is that Jimmy thinks Ace is an idiot.
17:54They both think each other is an idiot.
17:56That's the only difference.
17:59He works at Don Quijote.
18:01I saw Don Quijote talking to a foreigner, and I thought he was talking to himself.
18:08He's Japanese, but he's talking to himself.
18:10What should I do?
18:12I was really surprised that he was talking to himself.
18:16Ace decided to pursue his career as an entertainer because of his admiration for Sanma.
18:2312 years ago, in a TV show where Sanma was the host,
18:27he talked about his love for Sanma.
18:29Here's a video from his amateur days.
18:32I want to be on TV with Sanma.
18:38I'm thinking of going to the NEC line-up.
18:45No way!
18:46Wow!
18:47Wow!
18:49Here's a video of Ace meeting Sanma for the first time.
18:57That was five years ago.
18:59Who was the most popular entertainer on Akashiya TV?
19:06If you have anything to say, please say it.
19:13Although he was never nominated,
19:15Ace fulfilled his dream of being on TV for seven years.
19:24Wow!
19:25And the other day, he was invited to the Otoro Goten.
19:31In that video, he was in the middle of the audience,
19:36so I couldn't get close to him.
19:38I wanted to get close to him, so I kept raising my hand.
19:42At the end, Sanma shook my hand and said,
19:44What do you think?
19:47I was so excited that I slipped.
19:51I went around in circles.
19:52You went in here.
19:54I was like, What are you doing?
19:58It's a bitter memory, but I was happy.
20:01That's right.
20:03A few years later, he said,
20:05You were an amateur at that time.
20:07That's right. I was 18 years old.
20:09At that time, I saved money to go to NSC.
20:11Did you save money?
20:13There was a baseball club until August,
20:16so I went to the New World right after that.
20:19Did you work part-time?
20:20Yes.
20:21Did you save your tuition?
20:22That's right.
20:23At that time, my dream came true.
20:26Wow!
20:27That's great.
20:28I'm glad.
20:30Did you decide to go to Tokyo?
20:32That's right.
20:33From April.
20:34I see.
20:35Everyone seems to have a lot of worries.
20:37I didn't have any worries.
20:40Did you decide to go to Tokyo?
20:41That's right.
20:42I decided to go to Tokyo when I became an entertainer.
20:44Oh, I see.
20:45It was a promise that I wanted to be popular on TV in Tokyo.
20:50So, if I went to the final of M-1, it was a chance.
20:53Did you think it was good when you went to the final?
20:55That's right.
20:56I didn't want to be 8th or 9th.
20:58But when I got to the 2nd place, I thought it was Tokyo.
21:02Wow!
21:03There are people who hesitate from today.
21:06Yoshimoto is a personal decision.
21:08That's right.
21:09I was forced to go to Tokyo because I was told by the company that it was our time.
21:15I was forced to go to Tokyo as the captain of Kirikomi.
21:19I was forced to do everything.
21:21I told the company that I would go to Tokyo from Osaka in 2020.
21:26The company said,
21:27Yes, please.
21:29Why did you say that?
21:31Yes, please.
21:32I want the company to think about it more.
21:34Yes, please.
21:36Did you go to Tokyo right after you became an entertainer?
21:39No, I went to Tokyo a year after I became an entertainer.
21:41After you won the M-1, you decided to go to Tokyo.
21:46You didn't want to go to Tokyo, did you?
21:48Me?
21:49I didn't want to go to Tokyo at all.
21:51But I had more work there.
21:53I see.
21:54There's a scene where you don't let me work.
21:59I see.
22:01You said you wouldn't pay for the Shinkansen.
22:04I see.
22:05You went to Tokyo.
22:08Where are you going to live?
22:11I went to Meguro the other day.
22:13Did you go to see it?
22:14I went to see it.
22:15It's expensive and not very good.
22:17I was wondering what to do.
22:19You were surprised, weren't you?
22:20I was surprised.
22:21How much did you pay for the Shinkansen?
22:23I paid 160,000 yen.
22:25It's expensive, but it's small.
22:27I don't know where you live.
22:29I paid 160,000 yen for the one-LDK.
22:31It's expensive.
22:33Is it expensive?
22:34Is Nishi-Azaba expensive?
22:36No.
22:37Can I say this?
22:39You can say it.
22:41You can say it.
22:44You can say it.
22:45You can say it.
22:47You can say it.
22:48You can say it.
22:49Are you okay with laughing?
22:52Everyone in the family knows.
22:57Everyone knows because the weekly magazine comes.
22:59And after 12 years, you came out as a guest.
23:04You came out with Iwaki-san.
23:06That's true.
23:07That's why I've been apologizing to Iwaki-san.
23:10Please don't apologize.
23:12But it's not easy to make your dreams come true.
23:16He's just a little under you.
23:18That's true.
23:19That's right.
23:20He's really an idiot every day.
23:22I can't get enough of him.
23:24What?
23:25That was at the Sanma Goten.
23:27Who?
23:27Ace was talking at the theater.
23:30Then he came to the dressing room.
23:31The manager said,
23:33President Okamoto is here, so let's go say hello.
23:34President Okamoto didn't know.
23:36The person who was talking at the theater was President Okamoto.
23:38I was talking to President Okamoto.
23:40What were you talking about with President Okamoto?
23:42I said, I'm glad you're here.
23:44You said, I'm glad you're here.
23:47I thought he was a staff member of the building.
23:50I thought he was a staff member of the building.
23:53You've never met him before.
23:55But I said, thank you.
23:59I said, thank you.
24:01You haven't met President Okamoto since then?
24:04I was smoking a cigarette.
24:06I didn't know, so I said I was going to say hello to the president.
24:09I thought he was the president of the building.
24:11I didn't know, so I said I was going to say hello to the president.
24:13I haven't met him since then.
24:15You haven't met him, have you?
24:17You haven't met him, have you?
24:19You haven't met him, have you?
24:20The other day, when we were filming,
24:22I was eating inari sushi with bare hands while holding a chopstick.
24:24I was eating inari sushi with bare hands while holding a chopstick.
24:26Did you get it?
24:28No, I didn't get it.
24:30No, I didn't get it.
24:31It would be nice if I got it.
24:33It's hard to have a proper conversation.
24:35It's hard to have a proper conversation.
24:37It's hard to have a proper conversation.
24:39I'll take you to a bar.
24:41I'll take you to a bar.
24:43I'll take you to a bar.
24:45I'll take you to a bar.
24:47Here is the bed time.
24:49Here is the bed time.
24:51Here is the bed time.
24:53Here is the bed time.
24:57Because of the busy schedule at work,
24:59When the ace got on the train alone,
25:01When the ace got on the train alone,
25:03What did the manager say to make him angry?
25:07A. There is no toilet in the subway, so please let me use it before I get on the train.
25:15B. I want you to go to the subway, but can you go to the basement?
25:20Which one is it?
25:23This is so weird.
25:26You don't know how much you want to use the toilet, do you?
25:31I know.
25:32Really?
25:38When the battery-powered A.C.E. got on the train,
25:43his manager asked him,
25:45What was the first thing he said when he got on the train?
25:50This is so weird.
25:53Can you go to the basement?
25:55If you're playing a stupid character,
25:58that's what happens.
26:01He's a stupid character, so his manager must be proud of him.
26:08I bought coffee in the vending machine the other day.
26:11I put the coffee in the side of my luggage.
26:14After that, my manager said,
26:15If you buy it, the coffee will come out, so don't bring it.
26:18So I said,
26:19I have it in my side.
26:22You returned it normally.
26:24He thought I hadn't taken the coffee.
26:27I just don't have much knowledge.
26:30I'm not that stupid.
26:31It's not that you don't have common sense.
26:33That's right.
26:35It's just that one of us is being told.
26:39Mr. Shigemori, please think about this by yourself.
26:42Ms. Asoka.
26:43Please put the chip in the bag.
26:45I'll do it.
26:46Go ahead.
26:47I'll put this in, too.
26:50If Nakagawa gets it wrong,
26:53if Einstein gets it wrong,
26:55it'll be a big deal.
26:57You're all in B this time.
27:00Team Iwaki is in B.
27:04Can I go to the basement?
27:06You're making fun of me.
27:09You're not going to say this, are you?
27:11Can I go to the basement?
27:14You're an ace.
27:16I don't care.
27:18I don't care.
27:19I don't have a bathroom.
27:21You're not going to say this, are you?
27:24There's a bathroom in the basement, right?
27:27It's in the station.
27:30Mr. Shigemori is in B.
27:32I'm often told that I'm in A.
27:38I don't know how much I want to go to the bathroom right now.
27:43I know.
27:44No way.
27:45You're on cloud nine.
27:48Stop it.
27:49I don't want to go to the bathroom at this timing.
27:53You're an idiot.
27:54I don't realize it until I'm on cloud 10.
27:56It's helpful for me.
27:59You're in A.
28:00My manager always tells me to go to the bathroom.
28:04You're so nice.
28:05He tells me when to go to the bathroom.
28:08You know when to go to the bathroom.
28:11Yes.
28:12He tells me how many minutes after I eat this.
28:16You're a good manager.
28:19I don't think he's irritated because he's grateful.
28:23I think he's saying it out of kindness.
28:29I think he's saying it out of kindness.
28:32He's angry because he knows I'm in A.
28:37Here's the answer.
28:40B.
28:41I want you to go to the basement.
28:42Can you go to the basement?
28:45I'm sorry.
28:48That's right.
28:51He's making fun of me.
28:54That's right.
28:57I don't think I can go to the basement.
29:00You can go to the basement.
29:02You may not be able to go to the basement.
29:06What do you mean?
29:08You may not be able to go to the basement.
29:12Can you go to the basement?
29:15You can go to the basement.
29:18You can go to the basement.
29:21I don't think I can go to the basement.
29:24You can go to the basement.
29:28I'm worried about going to Tokyo.
29:32Where do you want to go?
29:34I'm worried about going to Oedo Line.
29:37I'm worried about going to Oedo Line.
29:40I'm worried about going to Oedo Line.
29:45I don't like trains.
29:47I don't like trains.
29:50I don't like trains.
29:53Do you ride a bicycle?
29:56I ride a bicycle for an hour and a half.
29:59I ride a bicycle for an hour and a half.
30:03I ride a bicycle for an hour and a half.
30:06It doesn't matter what you do with a bicycle.
30:10You can go on a field trip.
30:12You can go on a field trip.
30:15You can sing.
30:17You can go on a field trip.
30:20It seems comfortable for you.
30:23It sounds comfortable.
30:25It seems comfortable.
30:29It sounds uncomfortable.
30:33What are you doing with your voice?
30:35I'm just practicing my lines.
30:37Practicing?
30:39Hey! Why are you doing this?
30:41It's scary!
30:43It's scary?
30:45You've already heard everything.
30:47I'm not going to practice.
30:51The choice of the winner of the quiz.
30:53This time,
30:55we're going to visit a legendary place
30:57that was once famous for losing to an idol.
30:59We are here to meet the winner of the quiz.
31:01We are here to meet the winner of the quiz.
31:03We are here to meet the winner of the quiz.
31:05The Great Month of Comedy.
31:07The Great Month of Comedy.
31:13It's here.
31:19The strong veterans.
31:21The strong veterans.
31:23The legendary entertainer of this month
31:25is the one who was famous
31:27for losing to an idol
31:29in the Great Month of Comedy.
31:35In the Great Month of Comedy
31:37that started in 1980,
31:39not only the comedy,
31:41but also the love comedy
31:43was a big hit with 800,000 views.
31:45It was the first time
31:47for an entertainer to have a concert
31:49at a Budokan.
31:51It was the first time
31:53for an entertainer
31:55to have a concert
31:57at a Budokan.
32:01Let's go to a place
32:03that the head of the house remembers.
32:05Osamu Osamu!
32:07That's what he said.
32:09That's what he said.
32:11Wow.
32:15We came to Taisho-ku, Osaka City.
32:19I was born here.
32:21I've been living here since I was in middle school and elementary school.
32:23Sanma-chan came to my house to stay over.
32:26I wasn't selling at all at the time.
32:29I was just eating and sleeping.
32:3210 seconds passed.
32:3430 seconds passed.
32:371 minute passed.
32:39Stop it!
32:41I couldn't sleep.
32:43Really?
32:45I'm sorry, Sanma-chan.
32:47I don't know what you're talking about.
32:49Actually, I don't know either.
32:53After such a young age,
32:56in 1980,
32:58a manzai boom happened by chance.
33:01The one who led the boom was
33:03The Bonch.
33:05Looking back at that time,
33:07Osamu was...
33:09There was a manzai boom called The Manzai.
33:13My life has changed since then.
33:15When I got a hint,
33:16a voice came to me.
33:18I was told,
33:19I was told to do it.
33:21I had to listen to what they said.
33:25I ran to them.
33:27Osamu-chan!
33:29I did it.
33:31It was a big hit.
33:33I'm glad I didn't get in trouble.
33:36At that time,
33:38the boom was like an idol's face.
33:41At the shopping center,
33:43I had an event on the roof.
33:45When the event was over,
33:46I went home.
33:47Hundreds of people were waiting at the entrance.
33:50I was like,
33:51what should I do?
33:52There was a cart.
33:54I put a cardboard box on the cart.
33:57A big cardboard box.
33:59At that time,
34:00Osamu hid in the cardboard box
34:02and tried to escape from the venue.
34:06I was in a narrow place.
34:07I couldn't do it.
34:09I couldn't stand it.
34:11I flew.
34:13I did it.
34:15I was like,
34:16don't shoot me!
34:17I was caught.
34:18Double booking was a common occurrence
34:20for only super popular people.
34:25There was a manzai competition.
34:28We were scheduled to leave at 1 p.m.
34:32On the same day,
34:34we had a dinner show in Omaezaki, Shizuoka.
34:39We got off the stage at 1.05 p.m.
34:44We were going to the Grand Inn.
34:47We saw a helicopter.
34:51We were going to Shizuoka from Yamanashi.
34:54Our manager arranged for us to go by helicopter.
34:58It was a big event.
35:00We had a 30-minute flight from Kofu.
35:03We sang and danced.
35:05We had a second flight from Kofu.
35:08It was from 5 p.m. to 5 p.m.
35:10We flew back to Kofu from Shizuoka by helicopter.
35:17The weather was terrible.
35:19The sky was pitch black.
35:21The pilot looked at us and said,
35:26What should we do?
35:27Let's go back to the sky.
35:29We were so confident.
35:30He told us to stop.
35:31We were surprised.
35:33It was bed time.
35:35Legendary comedian Osamu Poncho's choice.
35:40There was a problem with the helicopter.
35:44The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
35:47What was the problem?
35:54A. The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
35:59B. The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
36:05Which one is it?
36:09Mr. Iwaki answered right away.
36:13I knew it.
36:14It's either A or B.
36:16It's difficult.
36:18The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
36:22The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
36:27The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
36:32What was the problem?
36:35It's difficult.
36:38Mr. Iwaki answered right away.
36:41I knew it.
36:42The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
36:44Don't tell me.
36:45Don't tell me.
36:46I knew it was a comedian.
36:50The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
36:53It's either A or B.
36:55There was a helicopter from Yasushi Yokoyama.
37:00The helicopter stopped moving in the air.
37:07It was in a movie, Dotonbori River.
37:10It was in a movie.
37:12Dotonbori river?
37:14Yes.
37:15The helicopter was angry.
37:19The helicopter was angry.
37:22The comedy was a big hit.
37:27It was no joke.
37:29Now, everyone, please take your chip beds.
37:32Here you go!
37:36If I hit this, I'll be able to run away.
37:38That's right.
37:39You did too much.
37:40But the Iwaki-san team, who immediately ran out of blood, got B.
37:44That's right. What does this mean, Iwaki-san?
37:46No, no.
37:48When I put it on the airfield, I'll definitely fill it up with gas.
37:52You have to do it!
37:54I have to do it, so I'll do it.
37:58There's no gas?
38:00In the case of the helicopter, even if there was no radar,
38:03in Bonch's time,
38:07radars weren't like the ones we have now.
38:11Oh, I see.
38:12It was like using a calculator.
38:15Oh, in that era!
38:17I have an airplane, so it has a calculator.
38:20Oh, wow.
38:24At that time, it was like that.
38:26No, it's amazing.
38:27I think it was almost 45 years ago.
38:29And it went to the back.
38:31Oh, it went to the back.
38:32No, it didn't have a radar.
38:35Is that possible?
38:37No, that era is different.
38:39No, I didn't say that.
38:40I really didn't say that.
38:41I didn't say that.
38:48The pilot looked down and said,
38:50I don't have confidence.
38:52I can't see it, but there's a radar, right?
38:55Usually, it's a helicopter for pesticide spraying.
38:58It doesn't have that much equipment.
39:01It flies by itself.
39:04What should I do?
39:05I'll buy it!
39:07The correct answer is
39:09the helicopter that was urgently dispatched was for pesticide spraying,
39:12so it lost its way without a radar.
39:17The correct answer is
39:19the Einstein team.
39:25I'm glad there's a bait.
39:29Usually, helicopters are for pesticide spraying.
39:32When it's raining, you can't see it,
39:34so you can't fly.
39:37Sometimes it's stopped by the Air Force.
39:41Oh, I see.
39:43It has to be a bait.
39:46It doesn't have a radar.
39:48Oh, I see.
39:49It was a bait.
39:51It's amazing.
39:52It's amazing.
39:53It's a battle.
39:54The battery team is back together.
39:56I'm always losing every day,
39:58from morning to night.
40:00I shouldn't have believed it.
40:02I've been losing all the time.
40:04Don't you do horseback riding?
40:06I don't do horseback riding.
40:07Why?
40:08There are a lot of horses.
40:13How many horses?
40:14More than ten.
40:15More than ten?
40:17It's a lot.
40:20And then,
40:21they went to the Han River in Minami Osaka
40:24with a lot of memories from their youth.
40:28Oh!
40:30He's drunk.
40:32He's drunk.
40:34It's Osamu!
40:36Osamu used to do this
40:38before the manzai boom.
40:43I used to like alcohol.
40:45I didn't have money for coffee.
40:48I didn't want to waste money on coffee,
40:50so I drank sake instead.
40:53It was called Nishiki.
40:54Oh, Nishiki.
40:56I used to come here a lot when I was young.
40:59Oh, here it is.
41:02I'm 90 years old today.
41:06Oh.
41:08He was taking a break.
41:10I used to come here a lot when I was young.
41:12Osamu has been coming here a lot
41:14since he was young.
41:16This is Nishiki,
41:18which was founded in 1952.
41:20It's famous for kushikatsu,
41:22but Osamu used to come here a lot
41:24when he was young.
41:26I didn't have money.
41:27I used to come here a lot
41:29when I was young.
41:31I used to come here a lot
41:33when I was young.
41:35He didn't have money,
41:37so he used to think of ways
41:39to drink a lot of alcohol.
41:42I used to run
41:45for about a kilometer.
41:47I used to run and stop.
41:49I was so drunk.
41:52It's time to pay.
41:55It's time to pay.
41:58At that time,
42:00Osamu found a way
42:02to get drunk more easily
42:04with just a glass of alcohol.
42:06It was...
42:08A.
42:10He broke a pachinko ball
42:12one by one with his eyes
42:14and got drunk.
42:16B.
42:18He turned the table in a bar
42:20and got drunk.
42:22Which one did Osamu choose?
42:24This is...
42:26It's this one.
42:28I think I can guess it right.
42:30I think I can guess it right.
42:32You can guess it right.
42:34I think so.
42:36Everyone knows
42:38what Osamu was like at that time.
42:40If you know what Osamu was like at that time,
42:42you can guess it right.
42:44Let's see the chips.
42:46Here you are.
42:48It's the same.
42:50You can guess it right.
42:52Only the team you love got A.
42:54Osamu went on an adventure
42:56and got A.
42:58What?
43:00I don't know the answer.
43:02I don't know the answer.
43:04I don't know the answer.
43:06I don't know the answer.
43:08I don't know the answer.
43:12The answer is...
43:14B.
43:16No way!
43:18Osamu got drunk.
43:20Osamu got drunk.
43:22Osamu got drunk.
43:24Osamu got drunk.
43:26Osamu got drunk.
43:28Osamu got drunk.
43:30Osamu got drunk.
43:32Osamu got drunk.
43:34Osamu got drunk.
43:36Osamu got drunk.
43:38Osamu got drunk.
43:40Osamu got drunk.
43:42Osamu got drunk.
43:44Osamu got drunk.
43:46I don't know the answer.
43:48What do you think?
43:50What do you think?
43:52The answer is
43:54A.
43:56The answer is A.
43:58The answer is A.
44:02I've known him for a long time
44:04but I've never heard that he's going to hell.
44:06The winner is
44:08the winner is
44:10the winner is
44:12This is the product of the day.
44:17It's a special alarm clock that wakes you up with the voice of Osamu Ono.
44:21I'm pretty happy with it.
44:24I used to love Ono-chan.
44:29Would you like to hear his voice?
44:32On!
44:33Oh!
44:35On!
44:36Ono-chan!
44:38Da!
44:39It's the voice of Zatsuma Rokuo!
44:42It's a bad voice.
44:44It's a bad alarm clock.
44:47This is bad, too!
44:50FDS Thank You Festival 2025
44:55FDS Thank You Festival 2025