Three best friends in Los Angeles collectively navigate the worlds of sex, dating, and womanhood in the year 2102. | dHNfeEJ6U2JhZ3Q3Q1k
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00:00Now keep your hips square, and tighten your ass cheeks.
00:05She what?
00:06We're on our way.
00:07Did you see me? Did you see me?
00:09We're heading to Tulip's.
00:10Strawberry just broke up with her.
00:11Well, now I'm triggered.
00:13Sunny, please, don't make this about you.
00:16No can do.
00:17Breakups really do a number on me.
00:18It's like every interaction gets colored with every rejection I've ever felt.
00:21My parents divorce, my third grade's telling me.
00:24Whatever.
00:25Let's stop at the liquor bank, grab Tulip's favorite snacks.
00:27The loan I was denied.
00:28The schlongi I didn't win.
00:30The stray dog that walked to Jamal instead of me.
00:33Oh, thank you guys for coming.
00:35Of course. Hearts are fucking dumb.
00:38Yeah, who needs them?
00:40Oh my god, my first love said those exact words to me
00:43and proceeded to rip his actual heart out of his chest.
00:46Did he die?
00:46He did, Tulip.
00:48Do you want to hear the story?
00:49Sunny.
00:52Oh, walnutty nut nuts for the butt butts, my favorite.
00:56I'm ordering food. Anybody want anything?
00:57No? Okay, good.
00:58Don't ask for any of mine.
00:59What do you want me to do this time?
01:00Blow up her car?
01:01Inject her with serum that makes her fart confetti?
01:03You need do nothing.
01:04You'll be happy to know that I found someone who is just unbelievably perfect.
01:09He's kind and cute and has a predictability about him
01:12that is so compatible with my impulsiveness.
01:14All aboard the rebound express.
01:16Choo choo.
01:17He's not a rebound.
01:18Yeah, sure, he's a spider.
01:20But what we have is way different than my last relationship.
01:23This one is pure and kismet.
01:25Kismet?
01:26Dude, I had such a bad trip the last time I took kismet.
01:30I woke up in a pizza parlor and Pasadena blasted in pepperoni.
01:33Did I just hear you say you're fucking a spider?
01:35His name is Rutherford.
01:39That's a fervent idealist eating corn swallow spider.
01:42What are you doing?
01:43I'm burning your house down.
01:44No, stop. Don't do that.
01:46Stop.
01:47What is wrong with you two?
01:48We need to kill the spider.
01:50I'm just releasing some tension.
01:52But I don't want to kill him.
01:53Rutherford is my support system.
01:55He was there for me after Strawberry just up and left and didn't even look back.
01:59I don't blame her.
02:00The only reason I'm still here is because as your best friend,
02:02it's my job to protect you from shit like this.
02:05But this thing is the epitome of toxic.
02:07Super unlovable.
02:09Not to mention they're hideous.
02:11Did you see the legs on those things?
02:12So you're saying Strawberry left me because my legs are funny?
02:15No, because my legs are weird.
02:17Hey, my legs aren't weird.
02:19Yeah, get her, ma.
02:21You two hush.
02:22I'm talking about the spider.
02:24Shit.
02:24Where'd it go?
02:25Stay vigilant.
02:26If this thing gets close to us, we'll toast.
02:28Toast?
02:28Like it'll kill us?
02:29Yes, Sonny.
02:30It's deadly.
02:31Haven't you been listening?
02:32No, because I'm triggered.
02:35Haven't you been listening?
02:36Well, it's not going to kill me.
02:37It likes me.
02:39It loves me.
02:40Food's here.
02:42The fervent idealist eating hornswoggle has no discerning qualities, you creep.
02:45Your point?
02:46My point is it will bite you.
02:48Too lit.
02:48Hey, y'all talking about that fervent idealist eating a hornswoggle spider?
02:52As a matter of fact, we are.
02:54Can you come and kill it for us?
02:56I probably should.
02:57That spider could fry my whole shit up.
02:59But hey, y'all look fine as hell.
03:02Especially the blue-haired shawty.
03:03She look crazy.
03:05I like them crazy.
03:06I'm crazier, actually.
03:07But whatever floats your boat, ugly man.
03:09We don't need your help.
03:10Oh, trust me.
03:11Yeah, I do.
03:12Nope.
03:13We change our minds, ugly.
03:14Lead the grub and kick.