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Be careful what you wish for!
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====. * ･ ｡ﾟ☆ [Friends!] ☆｡ﾟ･* .====
★ Aaron: Jason Bravura
★ Zane/Dante: Kestin Howard
★ KC: MegaMoeka
★ Kim: Corinne Sudberg
★ Pierce: Shado_Temple
★ Sylvanna: Michaela A. Laws
★ Rhys: James Brown Jr.
★ Gene: Joshua Waters [temp]
★ Head Angel: TJ Anthony
★ Old Woman: Corinne Sudberg
★ Waiter/Human in Pieces/Cashier: Shado_Temple
★ Robber: Kestin Howard
★ Nurse: MegaMoeka

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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Someone
00:00:56Yeah, yeah, I'm fine I can't say that I enjoyed that but you know
00:00:59It's nice to feel something every once in a while. Thank you for saving me. I'm so grateful to you
00:01:04Thank you so much. Oh, of course. It's nice to be in business with you. Don't you worry?
00:01:08I'll be back later to sort out all those details. Oh F. Mal. F. Mal. You there? Yeah, um contract I oh
00:01:15I was gonna about the contract
00:01:17How bad is it how bad is it? Are you hurt? I'm fine. I'm good. How you felt from the top floor?
00:01:23Oh, um, I guess this hot dog stand broke my fall
00:01:30Making hot bag stands out of these
00:01:34You're totally fine. You're okay
00:01:37I'm sure you're you I am perfectly good. Mr. I so you're totally fine. Yes, I am. I'm good
00:01:43Cuz the company cannot handle a lawsuit right now. Wait, what you weren't worried about my help like all right guys everybody
00:01:52Gather around I have some great news
00:01:54Not getting sued by F. Mal
00:01:59Oh
00:02:05I'm actually fine. I'm good. I am you're a lot. You could have got a lot of money. Yes, everyone
00:02:10You're totally fine. You get to keep your jobs and I don't have to file for bankruptcy. Oh, dude, we were worried about her
00:02:18Thanks, right
00:02:20She's totally fine
00:02:23Wait, I can sue them instead actually. All right, you were going to give me something earlier
00:02:29What are you sure? You're okay. I was so scared when you fell
00:02:35Of course, I mean I couldn't be the last thing you saw before he died
00:02:48Yeah, I love mail that's what I said I was gonna say love mail for me don't worry about okay
00:02:53Was there something you wanted to tell me earlier, you know before the phone? No, no, no
00:02:57I I was just I gotta go do something actually. Sorry. I'll see you around dude. I'll see you around
00:03:16Stupid bangles won't come off
00:03:28So alive
00:03:30Okay, let's see. Maybe this is all the dream in the first place. Well, this is your dream that I guess that I'm your nightmare
00:03:40Excuse me, what are you doing here? Oh, please. You look dressed and ready to go to me. Oh, we're exactly
00:03:50Why do I keep falling today? Oh
00:03:53Nice of you to drop by. Why is it so hot in here? Where am I?
00:03:57Oh, well, I think you're the one steaming up the joint. I'm pretty bold to wear a towel to a business meeting
00:04:02But you said I was fine before. Yeah. Yeah, let me just find your file my fight. Whoa, that's a big file
00:04:09Oh
00:04:11Here's your file
00:04:13Let's see here. You failed second grade didn't make the soccer team can't cook not even cereal Wow super sad can't drive
00:04:19Well, you're short. Never had a boyfriend. Never had a girlfriend your dad left when you're a little and you're broke Wow
00:04:24Sounds like you had a sad life. Okay, when you say it like that, it sounds bad, but not all that's true either
00:04:29How do you know that?
00:04:32Watching you half-mouth for a very long time and I've seen you from every angle possible every angle. Oh
00:04:39Half-mouth, you're special, you know, and I like special which is why I'm so pleased you signed the contract to help
00:04:44I thought the contract was so you could help me not die
00:04:46Well, you know, there's more than one side to every contract and now you're bound to it
00:04:49We're bound together baby, and we've got the hard way to prove it. We're bound. What are we bound to do? Exactly this what?
00:04:57What the why is this?
00:05:02Oh, well, it's too late for that are you gonna kill me don't do that look
00:05:06Why would you save me from dying just to immediately kill me?
00:05:10Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to have you all tied up, you know force of habit
00:05:13I guess different type of bound if you know what I mean, wait, so you're not gonna sacrifice me what no
00:05:19I'm gonna do something way better than that. I'm gonna grant you three wishes
00:05:24Three, I'm not falling for that. What's the catch? No, no, there's no catch. I'm just feeling generous
00:05:29All right, and since I'm the king of hell, I'd figured I'd help one mortal lucky little you
00:05:34Okay, fine. I wish for oh my gosh. I wish for Jean to fall in love with me. Oh very well
00:05:39Your wish is my command
00:05:41Except for this one. Yeah. No, I can't do that. There are these rules about free will and all that nonsense
00:05:47Sorry
00:05:54Don't waste time you've got time to think about it. How about you sleep on it?
00:05:59What?
00:06:01You know what I'm just gonna get some sleep
00:06:06She's been really busy I'm worried about how hard she's been working too, you know, let's take a seat to support her a little bit
00:06:12You know
00:06:16All right
00:06:19Hey mom, hello girls
00:06:22The usual
00:06:32I don't have the time to lose fights rents late bills are due. You know how it is mom
00:06:37You really need to get some help. I'm worried about you. You're gonna drop dead if you keep this up. Oh
00:06:42Come down me, huh? I'm fine. I'll think about death when I'm dead. What? Excuse me waitress
00:06:50Coming I have to go girls. I'll be back with your food in the bed. I'm really worried about my mom
00:06:59She does she's really out of it she would take our order
00:07:03What she can at least bring us waters. Look forget about it. You know, she gets when she's hungry. Yeah
00:07:09All right, where were we we were worried about you you really need some help around here mom
00:07:15Well, that's what the sign outside is for. I think we were actually waiting on our food. Yeah, seriously
00:07:21Oh, all right. Sorry, of course foods coming right up. Oh and a mouth that cute boy
00:07:28You like so much is that table three?
00:07:32Oh, no
00:07:34Yeah, I want to see how you fumble this somehow wait, excuse me, that's exactly why I'm not doing that well you're here
00:07:50Before Kimmy works her magic on him instead
00:07:55I'll be back one second
00:07:57Oh
00:08:01Well, well look who's still alive that fall was insane
00:08:08Mom
00:08:10Excuse me. I gotta go. Sorry. See ya. No problem. You go take care of mom. Are you okay? Oh
00:08:20What
00:08:23Don't say that
00:08:25Customers will freak out get rid of it before we lose business. I'll be outside
00:08:29Okay. All right. Let's see. Um, come here little rat
00:08:40Wait, wait, you really think that I'm cute? No, I said no I did it. Look what are you doing here?
00:08:46I'm just checking in. All right, you haven't made your first wish yet. I am not ready. Okay. Oh, come on
00:08:52What about your mom? Maybe something nice for her like money. Nice. Try I know money wishes always backfire
00:08:58No way. Am I falling for that?
00:09:00You know money can buy lots of happiness. Don't you? Well, I don't want it. So
00:09:06Yeah, oh nothing to see your mom, thank you baby, I appreciate the help I don't know what I do
00:09:15Wait, I have an idea. Um, where'd you go? Wait, we're that
00:09:20Old and it's about time nice hiding look
00:09:23I know you're a demon and I know you want me to wish for something selfish, but I'm not falling for it
00:09:27I'm wishing for my mom to have more help at her diner. That's it
00:09:34Incredibly boring, you know, I cannot even believe that is your first wish. That's what I want
00:09:39So you got to do it all very well. Your wish is my command. Bye
00:09:44What? Oh
00:09:46Right, she's gone. Uh, let's see. How are things going over here?
00:09:55Yeah, it looks like your mom's finally got help really
00:09:59Father here to apply for a job. I knew that son was a good idea. That's great
00:10:03Mom, I'm so happy for her. She can leave her to be so she can deal with it
00:10:08Yeah, I guess we didn't we didn't get to eat on that. We'll go get McDonald's. That's not fine. Come on. Oh
00:10:14Thank you for taking my babies for a walk with my knees I just can't keep on no problem
00:10:20Don't worry. Now you three be good and listen to half now. I'm talking to you Milo
00:10:25I will bring them back. I'm gonna watch out for you. Look what was boy across the road and
00:10:31Here we go. I gotta get some doggie baggies, but there's some in the park. I should be able to get
00:10:36Oh
00:10:41Scared me I don't any wishes right now
00:10:43You know, you scare very easily even for a human. Oh, you know what? Well, you're a scary demon
00:10:48Oh, so, you know the demons you comparing me against them, huh? No, I don't but I know you're a demon
00:10:52I make me big wishes. So you're right apologies. Honestly, I don't even know why I offered you any help
00:10:57You're such a capable girl for noticing. I appreciate that. So you like dogs, huh?
00:11:03Like the more than some people I know no, I don't know what if we could save every dog in the world
00:11:08We all know the world isn't exactly a safe place for our furry friends over here. No
00:11:13Pushing these wishes so hard. What can I say? You know, I'm just a helpful guy
00:11:19Sure, I'm not dumb
00:11:22I know wishes can backfire and I'm not going to wish for something that could change the world because I know that there's consequences to
00:11:27every wish
00:11:30Stupid wishes already
00:11:34Sorry, excuse me, I just hate to see wishes going to waste
00:11:38You don't want to save all the puppies in the world. That's okay. Neither do I so what do you have your eye on then?
00:11:43I told you I'm perfectly happy. All right, I'm good. I don't want to use any wishes right now. I'm fine
00:11:50Okay, so before you try to
00:11:52Oh
00:11:56Nothing, huh? Oh careful a guy like that will take you for all your worth. What do you mean like you what listen?
00:12:02I'll just steal your soul and I'll be up front about it
00:12:05Whatever. I'll just say the word. I can't make him fall in love, but I can make you
00:12:10Irresistible wait, yeah. Oh, he won't even stand a chance. Well, I mean, no, no, I don't need your help
00:12:17Okay, I'm gonna finish walking these dogs and get them back to their owner. Fine
00:12:21All right, you surely wouldn't need my help with something as boring as dog walking
00:12:29They still be the highlight of your day if they ran away though, they're not gonna
00:12:33I
00:12:46Happy to help, you know, just gotta say the magic. I'm not going to use any wishes. Okay, I'm good. Thank you
00:12:52Fine and find them yourself
00:12:55Fine, I will fine
00:13:00Milo
00:13:04Uh over here, let's put you right there. There we go. All right, you stay right there little guy. Okay. Um, all right
00:13:10Where's the other one? Um, I
00:13:13Wish no, I don't wish anything. If anyone's listening here, there we go. Gotcha. There you are
00:13:20Seriously, let's put you over here. Stay right there. All right, where's me? My Milo Milo you troublemaker
00:13:29Hope you didn't run to the road or anything
00:13:32Milo Milo Milo, I keep getting your name wrong. I'm sorry
00:13:50Yeah, looks like you're okay so you won't be needing any mouth-to-mouth after all
00:13:55Nothing I'm good. Don't worry. Well, I'll see you around you need to be careful
00:14:00You're not indestructible. Even if you did survive that fall. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right that fall
00:14:06You sure you're okay. Yes. I'm good. Just shaking up. You know, I just got hit by a car. I'm fine like you fine fine
00:14:11Yes
00:14:15Sure, yeah, but I'm buying after the week you're having you could use it. How about tomorrow? Yes, of course
00:14:21Yes, I'd love to go and have yeah, great I'll see you then. Oh my god. Oh my gosh
00:14:33So you're going on an actual date, this is a real date right you're not just imagining things right now, excuse me
00:14:39I know my imagination. I know it's wild. But right now I'm telling you this is indeed an actual real date
00:14:46Well, what is he like? He's sweet and he loves dogs and he looks really great in running shorts and uh,
00:14:53No, just the normal. Okay. So where'd you where'd you meet him? Mainly by the park?
00:14:59Mainly, he rescued me from a car
00:15:09Wait, what?
00:15:11We know
00:15:14No, I don't want to say
00:15:18No, I might jinx it. Oh, don't tell me you believe in magic now
00:15:23You'd be surprised
00:15:26All right, let's take a look around
00:15:31That's cute a little frilly though, don't you think?
00:15:36Hey, how about this one? Everyone likes a bad girl? Yeah, you look good in that
00:15:40I
00:15:41Think it's a little too much a little stabby, you know
00:15:45Anyway, you're not the only one with a new guy on call. Oh, look at you. What a day details
00:15:52No, wait, first KC won't tell me about her new boo. And now you I ain't say nothing until you to do
00:16:00KC wait, you've been holding out on me. Are you serious girl?
00:16:04Maybe no father. She won't tell you anything
00:16:07I just want you to meet him first. That way it's a blank slate and you can't make fun of him
00:16:13What have I ever made fun of you? Also that dress looks like a bubble bath. I know right that wasn't a compliment. Oh, oh
00:16:21My gosh, wait. Oh
00:16:30What do you think him I think you should already be trying it on
00:16:33Oh
00:16:36Right, all right, all right, let me try it on. Oh, let's see. Oh, let's see what this looks like. Oh
00:16:41This is exactly what I want. It's classy. It's beautiful. Oh my gosh. I look really good. I'm
00:16:48Wait, it's better. Nope. It's not my price leak. Oh
00:16:54Did I hear someone needs alone
00:16:57You can't be in here. This is dressing room the girls dressing room. Hello benefit of demon who rules don't apply to me here
00:17:04Do you want?
00:17:07About what I want. It's about what you want. Maybe a certain dress
00:17:14How about something a little more designer, hmm, so what do you say well it takes is one little wish
00:17:21Fine
00:17:27Buddy great the sprinklers wonderful
00:17:33Oh
00:17:38My gosh
00:17:41Hey, you made it yeah nice to see you again
00:17:46Yeah, you too. I hope you've been staying out of trouble. Oh, oh, these are for you. Oh, these are my favorite
00:17:53How did you know?
00:17:55Yeah, just a hunch. I was gonna get you a bike helmet because I you know, all the accidents
00:18:01Yeah accidents
00:18:03It's so embarrassing. Actually, it's a lot. I don't know all that bad luck for you turned out to be good luck for me
00:18:10What do you mean?
00:18:11Well, look around. I mean, I got a date with you. Oh, yeah, huh? I guess it's true
00:18:18It's really soon if you say, yeah
00:18:20I'll just take a seat here
00:18:22Excuse me that compliments of the gentleman over there
00:18:26Oh
00:18:28Well, what a nice gesture, right
00:18:32Wait a second. Uh, don't drink that don't read that. Wait, uh, was everything okay?
00:18:37Yeah, it's just um, we need to toast to this date, you know, oh
00:18:42Right. Well then, uh to the perfect accident
00:18:45Oh
00:18:48Whoa, sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I accident. You know, I got a little too excited here. No, it's okay
00:18:56Yeah, yeah, it's just uh, it's fine just I kind of wish all my dates were this
00:19:01Yes, let me help you that real quick. There we go
00:19:05You know, this might be the best service I've ever gotten a restaurant
00:19:10Good thing you didn't drink that drink. You're fine. Make sure you get that. There you go
00:19:16All right
00:19:17Great, sir. Your appetizer. What?
00:19:21You know, it's up here. We didn't order any appetizer. I think we're good
00:19:34Yeah, I will be right back, okay, oh that fast, huh
00:19:42Take your time
00:19:46What
00:19:48No, no, no, no, you're doing a much better job than I could have ever done doing that me
00:19:52I'm just hanging out, you know stir in the pot. Stop making jokes. This isn't funny
00:19:57Oh, come on and quit throwing a hissy fit. Let's ask some important questions. Shall we? What are you doing?
00:20:02I'm trying to have a simple normal date one without demons that try to like I don't know put something in the drinks and tell
00:20:09Us, you know so I can make a wish. I
00:20:11Just like this guy. Okay, and I need you to butt out of this. All right. All right, clearly
00:20:15You're a little upset and personally I blame the nachos. So to help you out and as a show of good faith
00:20:19I'm gonna do you a little favor. No wishes necessary totally on the house
00:20:26Really? Yeah, really? Let's get this date back on track. Really liven it up
00:20:30Shall we one romantic moment coming right up? What?
00:20:35Okay, but wait, what are you gonna do? It should be around here somewhere. Oh, there it is
00:20:38Oh rat
00:20:42Chop chop, you may want to hurry seriously
00:20:48Where's the
00:20:51Hey, um, oh you all right. Yeah, I'm good. I thought I just saw something come over here
00:20:59Whoa, hey, hey, hey, it's okay. Oh, oh
00:21:05Wow you saved me twice, huh
00:21:09Three but I'm starting to get pretty good at it. Yeah, you are
00:21:13Listen, I know it's didn't go as we hope but maybe we can actually still get some good out of the state, you know
00:21:19Did listen don't get me wrong. I like you like a lot but I oh
00:21:26Yeah, right. Um
00:21:29How about we do this again sometime yeah soon, maybe no, I'd really like that great then I'll call you okay
00:21:38I
00:21:52Can finally maybe maybe actually settle down this time. Oh my goodness. I can get married. Oh my gosh, you can live together
00:21:57Oh really in this dump here
00:22:00Excuse me
00:22:01Can you stop meddling in my stuff? I'm gonna turn off this TV right now. Bye
00:22:05You know, I'm only saying that because your apartment kind of stinks
00:22:10There's a dead plant over there do you even water Wow, thanks appreciate it
00:22:14It just needs some TLC, you know, well, you know, sorry to say but guys they kind of worry about status in this place
00:22:20Oh, oh, it's a dire need of a renovation
00:22:23No, it's not. It's nice. Okay. I just need to decorate really you think this is fine. You live like this. Okay
00:22:29Got it. Don't need to fall for your trick. You're trying to get me to make a wish what you don't want to use a wish
00:22:35Yeah, there's always something that's gonna be wrong with it I can get some bad neighbors I could get some raccoons
00:22:40I could get a terrible house that falls down
00:22:43I'm not using my wishes like that. Okay?
00:22:47Sure, whatever you say
00:22:55Stupid demon what is it? Huh? Huh? Look I I will be fine
00:23:05Apartment for you
00:23:07No, no, I said no wishes. Oh, don't worry. No wishes required. I'll just make it better make it better. What what?
00:23:14What do you think? I really like it. It's kind of my style your style. Not mine. I
00:23:21Stupid oh you want something more comfy
00:23:24There you go. That's too that's too cozy
00:23:27How am I supposed to wash this?
00:23:30Get it I get it here
00:23:31Let me try one more time. Everyone loves a little bit of an open floor plan, right?
00:23:42Wow, you got some really nosy neighbors, you know, I can get rid of them if you wish for it
00:23:46I just gotta say the word. I mean I could even build a boat. No, I'm not wishing for anything. Okay, I'm fine
00:23:51I like my apartment back to normal and for you to leave me alone. Wait, wait, are you wishing for this?
00:23:57I'm not wishing. Okay. I'm not using that wish you did this
00:24:03Look, I won't call you if I need your help. Okay, I don't need it. All right. Fine. Fine. I'm going what have you changed your butt?
00:24:10Mmm, good thing. Thank you. He got it back to normal at least
00:24:15Finally I can have some peace and quiet
00:24:17Okay, let me think I should probably clean up this place a little bit. I do kind of live like oh
00:24:24Huh? Oh
00:24:26What is happening, what is oh this better be the stupid demon
00:24:32Mortal I have come for you. What are you doing here? I've come to summon you heaven is calling
00:24:44Hey, you can't run from the heavens
00:24:48Come back here
00:24:50Yeah, I can do that whole disappear reappear thing, too
00:24:53I don't want to die. No, not up to you or me
00:25:00My boss wants to talk to you. Come on your boss. Wait your boss. Yep. That's you mean head angel. Here you are
00:25:13Silence
00:25:15Would you join me for a walk sure, yeah
00:25:19I'm down
00:25:21So you've come in contact with a demon. Oh
00:25:24Saw that huh? And not just any demon but the king of demons. Wait the king of all of them
00:25:33Unfortunately
00:25:35Honestly, I wish you had just come to us as you can see
00:25:37We have a robust training program for guardian angels teaming with protectors to help you in your time of need if you ask the heavens
00:25:45Okay, but I did ask for help. I asked for someone to save me
00:25:48Well, technically you asked for anyone to save you which is why the demon king came to your aid
00:25:58You did although it's not your fault you were in a life-or-death situation you are now involved with otherworldly matters
00:26:06But I'd love to help you how can I help with otherworldly matters, you know, there's a mortal
00:26:13You have to help us stop the demon king. Oh
00:26:16Wow
00:26:17This is the scythe of death an instrument of mortality used to cleanly sever the bonds of the living to harbor them into the afterlife
00:26:24There's there's nothing here. It was the scythe of death until the demon king stole the real way. He stole it
00:26:30Without the scythe of death humans cannot die properly
00:26:36Bad thing, you know
00:26:40Doesn't that mean we're immortal so that's a good thing, right?
00:26:43Oh
00:26:45Being dismembered is quite inconvenient. Now, where did I leave my left arm?
00:26:50Please heavens if you're there put an end to this madness. That's really bad. So people just don't die. They just suffer
00:26:57So that's I we got to get it back good now
00:27:00Remember, whatever you do, you cannot use all of your wishes or something truly horrid will happen. Okay, but what would happen?
00:27:09You can't ask me because I dare not speak it into existence
00:27:12Besides we need to get you back to earth quickly before he notices. Wait, okay. What does that mean? Okay now that's settled
00:27:19You're our spy now. You must report on demon Kings every move. He can never know you're working with us ever
00:27:27Disappears wherever he wants
00:27:30Constant diligence always be on your toes. I'm just a normal human. I just want to be normal and alive again
00:27:36I didn't ask for any of this, you know
00:27:40Maybe you should have thought about that before you decided to cheat death. Now, you have no choice back to earth with you swiftly
00:27:53Lisa landed on my bed. I was just a dream, right? I was just imagining it
00:27:58Man, you know what my favorite thing about the new offices. It's a water machine. Have you seen a new flavors?
00:28:03Yes, my favorite thing is that we're on the ground level now, you know, oh, yeah
00:28:09That's true
00:28:13What was that about
00:28:15Nothing, nothing. Nothing. Absolutely. Nothing. I just was stretching my arm, you know, and my eyes
00:28:21Yeah, sure you like
00:28:25Quiet okay
00:28:27She wanted to hear anything if Gina hears me talking about how much I like him. He's gonna think I'm obsessed
00:28:32Okay, but you clearly like him and you're obsessed. I am NOT
00:28:37It would not be professional to date someone at here. Okay, that's
00:28:42All right. Well, you just keep telling yourself that just don't wait forever
00:28:57What are you doing here, this is my job I work here, okay, I
00:29:02Just thought I'd stop by, you know meet your co-workers get to know the fine establishment where you waste your life away
00:29:06I just wanted to make myself available, you know, if you want to make a wish
00:29:11Job this is my workplace not your personal evil lair relax. All right, I've been thinking okay, and maybe
00:29:17Maybe I haven't been fair to you. Maybe I should just give you something that you actually want what?
00:29:23Hello, maybe this guy right here
00:29:25Stop yeah, what about to I would you do this? All right, you got three of them. What you haven't had enough of them yet
00:29:30This is what you wanted
00:29:32All right, fine fine
00:29:34Get out of here before someone sees you. Okay, but I was just starting to like this break room. So
00:29:40What are your favorite kind of flowers? I think I like roses. Oh, I don't really have a type. I like them in general
00:29:49Oh, hi Casey, you know what team Casey I'll catch you after lunch
00:29:54Okay, hey everything good you didn't you saw your conversation I
00:30:00Just get butterflies every time I see you now, so it makes it hard to focus. I get it
00:30:04Oh my gosh, the same thing happens when I see you, you know, no, honestly, I can't stop thinking about
00:30:10Oh, I want to be with you all the time. Well, you're here with me now and
00:30:14Oh, hey, just grab a quick snack. Don't mind me
00:30:19just gonna I
00:30:22Had to see you're a stick it to what we talked to you F. Yeah
00:30:27Yeah
00:30:29We should honestly be pretty careful
00:30:33Office romance can get quite messy. Yeah, I know
00:30:36Yeah
00:30:37What if we went to see a movie sometime just you and me really?
00:30:43I'll text you when I'm available. All right
00:30:46Bye
00:30:48Live long enough to know guys like gene always come with a price. He's a snake, you know
00:30:52What are you supposed to be like my dad?
00:30:55Geez, no, no, no that guy left you when you were a kid. I think I'd be more like your guardian angel
00:31:02Why are you looking at me like you just seen a ghost
00:31:08You know demons the guardian just exists probably no demons probably exist I gotta go bye
00:31:15Okay got apples
00:31:17So anything else I need to get?
00:31:21Hello, what's up, huh?
00:31:24Butterfly, uh, hey, I'm trying to talk to you
00:31:27What you yeah, what are you doing here? You shouldn't be here. It's fine. No one will notice me besides we need to talk
00:31:35What what are we talking about?
00:31:37Have you had much time to talk with the demon king? Have you done any talking time with a demon king?
00:31:41You won't leave me alone at all. Great. I don't suppose you've heard anything about what he's planning. Have you what?
00:31:48Whatever. Hey, you can't just walk away. There's a serious stuff as he mentioned the site of death at all
00:31:52I don't know anything about what he's planning and I don't talk to him at all period
00:31:56I don't want to at least he tries to make me make wishes. I mean, yeah, he's a demon. What'd you expect?
00:32:01I understand that. I just wish these wishes their wish. They're too good to be true
00:32:06That's why you should have worked with us from the beginning. We're much more honorable and powerful than him
00:32:12But um, oh, it's a cat. Oh, no. No, no, no. No, keep it away. Keep it away. Shoo. Shoo
00:32:18Okay, look, what do I need to do? Look you need to find out more information from this guy. It's extremely important
00:32:23Look funny groceries right now is important to me at the moment. Got it
00:32:26This isn't a joke the demon King's gonna do something really bad if he gets his wishes fulfilled
00:32:30You have to find out more you need to do better
00:32:37Maybe maybe just try sucking up to him just get him to trust you
00:32:40All he's gonna do is just try to make me get more wishes
00:32:43Stupid cat. Okay. Look, I know it's gonna be uncomfortable to work with this guy, but it's really important the fate of humanity
00:32:49You could depend on it
00:32:51Fine, I'll think about it. Okay, don't go away. Oh
00:32:56geez
00:32:57First demons now angels. Oh
00:33:00Man with horns to take care of you. Have you found that? Yeah long. Have you been here?
00:33:06Didn't hear anything that was said earlier when I was talking to myself Oh, but what were you saying?
00:33:10Huh? I was planning you a surprise birthday party. Oh, that's so sweet. I don't have a birthday though
00:33:16What you don't wait, wait, can I just pay and move all of my life?
00:33:21I mean sure you could pay or you could make another wish. How about free groceries for life?
00:33:26It sounds like a pretty good deal. I could make it happen. No, I'm not making that wish
00:33:31This is what you do. Just follow me and try to make me make wishes. Don't flatter yourself
00:33:35I've got tons of other stuff to do. It's pretty busy being the lord of the underworld and whatnot
00:33:40All right, you do you I'll do me you do your thing. Have a great day. You still gotta pay for that
00:33:47Place this is booming mom
00:33:50Look at these people. Oh, I know me, huh with a new help. We're able to go through way more customers now
00:33:57We're making more money than ever
00:34:00Awesome, oh and there's such a wonderful workers, you know, I should reward them for all they're doing
00:34:06What about the hard work you've put in mom? I think you should reward yourself, too. You know, oh, no
00:34:11No, no, seeing the business do well is rewarding enough for me. No. No, I think I'll give the employees a bonus. Oh
00:34:18My god, you were not kidding about the money. That's awesome. Oh, I know
00:34:24I'm so glad I can finally provide a life for you like I've always wanted
00:34:27Hear me, huh? Take this this card is linked to my account. I want you to buy a house for yourself
00:34:33Wait, what mom? That's too much
00:34:36Seriously, I want nothing more than to see you happy and hey
00:34:40Maybe you can get that cute boy from work to live with you mom. Don't talk like that. You might jinx things stop
00:34:46Oh things are finally started to turn around for us. I'm so happy. You're happy mom
00:34:53Mom are you okay?
00:34:55Yeah, do you need water I can get you some water real quick. Yeah, I'll be right back
00:34:59Let's see water water water. Um, there we go. Sorry taking this
00:35:04Okay
00:35:07Mom mom, I got you
00:35:16Of course, hey, no jail this help maybe you take a break rest a little bit, you know, just calm down
00:35:22Oh, no, it's okay. I want to make sure everything runs smoothly besides being a little run-down isn't so bad
00:35:28I mean there are people who have it much worse than me. No, but
00:35:38Of course anything you like that is okay, I'll take you to one. Come on our usual place go sit down
00:35:47Wait, what why are you crying what's going on?
00:35:53Talk to me. Why are you upset?
00:35:57Kim Kim slow down. What's happening?
00:36:04Wait boyfriend, um, why not? It'll probably make you feel better if you talk about it, you know, don't keep it bottled up
00:36:15Not sure I get it I will be around if you want to talk though, okay
00:36:22Oh my goodness
00:36:25Mom that cough doesn't sound good. You really should go home. I am feeling a little lightheaded
00:36:30Maybe I should sit down just for a little bit. Okay. Oh, don't you worry about me me, huh? I'll be just fine
00:36:36Now, why don't you head home? Okay, I'll be just fine here. All right
00:36:41Oh me, huh? Oh
00:36:44Well, you're smiling ear-to-ear. That means you've got it bad forever. You're texting mom
00:36:49It's it's the guy I like
00:36:52Movies tomorrow. Oh
00:36:54That's wonderful. You're going to have a great time. Make sure you wear something cute but practical and also don't forget a coat
00:37:01It might be I will be fine mom. I can handle it. Oh, all right. I know you can you're going to have so much fun
00:37:12I don't want to have that much fun Kim. Come on
00:37:15This is probably gonna do I will wear this one, let's see put these away and
00:37:24You know, I don't use doors, why would I ever knock? Well, wait a minute, what does it actually feel like the doc?
00:37:29Well, maybe you should try it sometime now get out. Wait, come on. I'll get dressed over you. Stay away. Stay away demon
00:37:37All right. All right. All right. Oh
00:37:40Wait, I need to be nice to him. I'm sorry. I freaked out. Okay, you just scare me
00:37:45You know, you always do seem to be upset with me. What's the deal with that? I'm sorry. Okay, you can stay. Oh
00:37:53Well, that's good to hear
00:37:59Hello sounds like you may be warming up to me, huh, just don't push it
00:38:03Okay, and if you're warming up to me, that means you're ready to make another wish, right? I am NOT ready to make another wish
00:38:09I've got to
00:38:12What's the point of having wishes if you're not gonna use them I will use them eventually
00:38:16I just want to make sure I use them at the right time. That's all give me a moment
00:38:22There we go
00:38:23What?
00:38:25Thank you, I really want to date this guy and I want it to go well, you know
00:38:31Go well, I don't know. I think you're more likely to mess it up. You know, like the letter I will not I know what?
00:38:37I'm doing. I'd actually I know how to go on a date. I've seen movies about it
00:38:41I don't know. You seem to be really stressing out over it. You sure the pressure won't get to you
00:38:47What I'm just saying there's so many things that could go wrong
00:38:49what if you accidentally sneeze on him or what if you trip on your way to the theater and land in a bucket of
00:38:54Popcorn or what if you want you're really not helping my anxiety right now. How do I talk about something else?
00:38:59Huh, mr. Demon man, what's going on with you any awful evil plans? You're hatching, you know
00:39:05I'm just trying to help you be ready. So your date goes. Well, that's all
00:39:13All right, right, right
00:39:17How about we put you on a test date with the most
00:39:19Unlikable guy in the underworld if you can survive that and your real date will be no problem. That's not a bad idea
00:39:25I would totally be up to that
00:39:28Wonderful, then I'll introduce you to wait. What do you mean?
00:39:32You know if we're gonna do this plan here, how about we make it a little more interesting maybe with a little wager
00:39:37I've got enough to worry about without wishes being on the line. Got it. Oh, come on. Just hear me out
00:39:44All right, if you can't make it through the date, then you have to use another wish and what if I do make it to the
00:39:50date
00:39:51Well, then I'll get you an even nicer outfit for your date. You'll look even more stunning and your date will be floored
00:39:56No wish required. This is kind of tempting
00:39:59Fine deal I can make it through whatever you throw at me. No problem. Oh great
00:40:05Oh, I can't wait for you to meet Dante. He's absolutely terrible. Wait
00:40:09What why is this a good thing? All right, here we are right here, huh?
00:40:14It's a mud pit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is where he lives. He what?
00:40:19Thought I heard you wearing
00:40:22It's good to see you. What brings you around these parts? Oh, don't don't don't touch me. Don't touch me
00:40:27I'm here to introduce you to someone. I think you really like Dante. This is a bow. Hey Dante. Nice to meet you
00:40:34Oh, well, the pleasure is all mine. Oh
00:40:39Okay
00:40:40Thanks. What a real gentleman
00:40:48Dante how about you two go on a date and please do your worst wait a date then the pleasure is really all mine
00:40:56Oh great, great, that's wonderful. You two have fun and after all good luck. You're you're gonna need it
00:41:03Okay, oh is this where our date is well
00:41:05I've never dined and dashed in a place like this before you don't need to dine and dash I can pay for it
00:41:10Don't worry. Welcome. Please follow me to your table. Oh very well
00:41:16Okay
00:41:18Table here. I'll do just nicely
00:41:21Thank you. So do you like scammers? They're kind of right in some ways, huh? Wait
00:41:29Maybe we should just avoid that topic. I'll save it for later. Great idea waiter. We're gonna get drinks here or what?
00:41:36Sorry, sorry about him
00:41:39Wait, wait waiter. Where are you going walking away when I'm ready to order really?
00:41:44Well, would you like for to wait for the lady to oh, no, no, that's her loss you snooze you lose sweet cheeks
00:41:50I think I'm gonna get a steak. I'm feeling surf and turf tonight
00:41:55Thank you
00:42:00Well, I'm getting my surf for my part of the turf I
00:42:05Will once I get one of these little sharks squiggly
00:42:14What's wrong with me nothing I'm ready to have a really nice dinner
00:42:20Well, why not it's sushi, ah
00:42:23There we go. Perfect timing. Maybe you don't suck at your job after all it what wait a minute. What is this?
00:42:29This steak is rare. What does the steak sushi turn into the kitchen? No, no, no, it's fine. I'll take care of it
00:42:39Yes, that is much better
00:42:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh hang on Aphmau I'll get yours as well and here we go
00:42:53Okay, there you go
00:42:55Thank you. Oh, yeah, I
00:42:57Appreciate don't mention it. All right, maybe you could just take it down a notch before staring staring. No, that's fine
00:43:03Let him stare and you know what just go enjoy your food. All right, we're having a great time here
00:43:08All right. I need to go to the bathroom. Hey, oh and uh, it's not number one because I already went pee in the fish tank
00:43:14Okay Wow
00:43:16Thank you for clearing that up. I
00:43:18Okay
00:43:21Is this a hostage situation no a mutual friend set us up we're on a date. Oh, you can do much better than him
00:43:30Okay, that was something. Oh my goodness. Where are your pants? Oh my pet
00:43:36Yeah business got a little messy in there. So I had to do
00:43:39Go
00:43:43The sign said no shoes no shirt no service it didn't say anything about pants
00:43:49It gives me great joy to inform you that you have been kicked out kicked out
00:43:56Good luck getting me to leave but I was thinking that a walk in the park sounds super nice so you can air out
00:44:01You know, let's get moving. Come on, you know, I've been having a really great time with you tonight
00:44:06It was a little bumpy at the restaurant, but now that we're outside and away from people and you're on your own and airing out
00:44:10Oh, wait, hold on. I'm catching that fur ball. You got back. Oh my goodness. Stop. Stop. You ain't getting away from me
00:44:32I'm sorry. Did you want to call off the date perhaps?
00:44:36Of course not. I'm having too much fun on this date. Oh, well, that's great to hear
00:44:43Are you peeing? Oh wait, didn't you pee in the fish tank? Oh, yeah, I guess I did
00:44:54It's been three hours
00:44:56Which is the acceptable length of the date? It's been great to meet you Dante. Really? Oh, well, you know Aphmau
00:45:02This has been one of the best dates I've ever been on truly. So, uh
00:45:09We just met buddy, oh
00:45:12Playing hard to get I like that
00:45:20Seriously, how the heck did you make it through all that?
00:45:25You were supposed to fail that no one could stand Dante for that long three hours
00:45:31Tougher than I look maybe I did underestimate you after all
00:45:42Don't worry I could get you there look I would love that but I have mud all over my outfit
00:45:47I gotta go change a deal is a deal and you won
00:45:50I'll drop you off at the movies with the nicest dress you can imagine
00:45:53I
00:45:55Made it. Oh my goodness
00:45:58Whoa, no this one. Oh, no, this one is beautiful, but it's too much for a movie
00:46:07Stupid demon King
00:46:09Why do you guys look at that?
00:46:11Great
00:46:12This isn't funny demon king. Oh
00:46:15Great. I just Oh Aphmau. You made it up. Whoa, you look good. I know. I know I'm overdressed
00:46:21I'm so embarrassed. If you don't want to go in I understand. Whoa. Whoa, what do you mean? I love it
00:46:27Wait, you do. Yeah, I mean sure. It's a little over-the-top, but uh, it's fun and definitely appreciate the effort
00:46:37Yeah, of course wait should we go see this movie yes, absolutely. Yes. Come on. Yes after you okay
00:46:46Theaters right now. All right. Well, uh, hey what movie do you want to check out?
00:46:52This one it looks interesting, you know, yeah sounds good to me. Come on nice
00:46:59Huh? You know, I've uh, really been looking forward to this
00:47:04Yes, I have no I meant I've been looking forward to seeing you again really oh
00:47:10Thanks. I'm looking forward to seeing you too doing really well. Yeah, me too. Come on. Let's see if we can get a good seat
00:47:16Oh
00:47:21Okay
00:47:26Okay, so the part where he jumps on the helicopter and lands on the daycare is like crazy the baby's
00:47:31Yeah, that was my favorite part too. Well, I mean, oh my gosh, we're like in sync. Yeah, we really are
00:47:37You know, I don't think I've ever felt this way about anyone before me too. I've had feelings for you for a long time
00:47:43It's actually really what I wanted to tell you when I fell out of the building before but you know
00:47:47About that look, I won't let anything like that happen to you again. I'll be around to protect you always
00:47:53Everyone get down. This is a stick up
00:47:57Give me some money now, man
00:48:01Yeah, I know y'all been having a good year the best I can do is
00:48:07Give me the money or else or else this guy gets it. Hey, whoa
00:48:13Don't hurt him. Yeah, listen to her man. Don't hurt me. Hurry it up. Look he's going he's going
00:48:30See you no, no, they can't use a wish Oh
00:48:33Finally, I wish she was safe. Please right now. All right, your wish is my command now watch this and please try not to get
00:48:40Too hot and bothered
00:48:42Get the rest of the money man
00:48:44Hey buddies. Uh-huh. Ah, how about we all take this outside? Yeah, right pal. Yeah
00:48:50What happened to my god? Oh buddy, you're looking for these right? Get those back. I'm gonna get him
00:48:59I got it. I'll see you next time
00:49:01Oh
00:49:05Yeah, I'm a little shaken but yeah, I'm okay good wait, you should probably sit down and get some water, you know
00:49:12Give me I'll get you the water. Yeah, I'm glad you're okay. We've gotta stop having these like near-death experiences
00:49:17Yeah, I'm just glad I was around it. Hey, did you see that guy who swooped in to save us? Who was he?
00:49:23I don't know just some weirdo I guess
00:49:26Yeah, funny-looking guy. Yeah, right
00:49:29Um, I gotta get you that water
00:49:32Seriously, who was that guy? And why do you look like that? I swear he had horns on his head
00:49:37Maybe we were just in shock. You know, it was a scary experience after all
00:49:41Talk to the cops a bit later, you know, no, no, no. No, I'm thinking more clearly than ever
00:49:46In fact, I've got an entirely new lease on life. What a new view. Yeah, I can see clearly now
00:49:52What the truly important things are in life?
00:49:55What
00:49:56You're that half now one of those important things. Wait, do you actually mean that I do?
00:50:02I think I just realized I realized that I love you. What?
00:50:08Yeah, I love you more than anything, you know what I want everyone to know it
00:50:14Excuse me patrons of Chili's. I am in love with this girl right here. But wait, uh,
00:50:21You know, I thought I'd get some more applause than that
00:50:25I think I feel the same way
00:50:27But I I you know what after what happened tonight?
00:50:30I know I need to stop denying my true feelings for you. Life is short and there's no time to waste. So
00:50:37What are you?
00:50:40What will you marry me?
00:50:43Yes, you will. Yeah. Oh, that's perfect. Oh
00:50:48Look, I'm so happy
00:50:50Look I'll plan the whole wedding. You don't need to worry about a thing. Besides. I've had it planned ever since I first saw you
00:51:03Hey patrons of Chili's we're getting married
00:51:09There's that applause, okay, look we can go halves on the wedding. It'll be perfect
00:51:14All I need is your credit card and I can get started planning it
00:51:20Great
00:51:21This is perfect. Okay, let's get married tomorrow
00:51:25It's perfect. Yes, it's the weekend. It'll be great. We could all get it set up and I'll call you. Okay?
00:51:36Are you doing
00:51:41What am I doing I'm getting married that's what I'm doing I don't need any wishes do it either
00:51:46You gave him information he definitely should not have had after one date, are you stupid what what are you so worried about?
00:51:52He loves me. You were facing this all off of looks
00:51:55Why are you so trusting with the guy you went on one date with it may have just been one day
00:52:00But but he said he's been planning. This is the first day. He saw me
00:52:03He is lying. Trust me. I can see through guys like that
00:52:06I can't show you his folder, but believe me there are some not good stuff in here. I don't care
00:52:12I'm tired of being lonely in my sad little apartment and what you called me a loser earlier, too
00:52:18Look around your world. You think you're the only lonely one at least do something smart and see what genius
00:52:24I'm not listening to you. I want to be with him. Okay, I
00:52:30Just send me back already, that's all you care about is just getting your stupid wishes fine. So be it
00:52:36Go get my job done. Got a whole lot of nothing today
00:52:42Well, um, what's this paperwork Oh
00:52:46Gene quit. So unfortunately, you're gonna have to take on some of his work. Wait, wait, what he quit. What do you mean?
00:52:52He quit I was talking. Mr. Rice. I what is going on? Why would he quit? Maybe something?
00:52:57Maybe got a stomachache
00:52:59Wait, why am I blocked?
00:53:02No, this must be a mistake pierce watermelon. What I heard from Jean at all. Uh, no, sorry
00:53:08This is strange. I hope he's okay
00:53:11Um, maybe he's just planning the wedding and he doesn't want me to see anything, um
00:53:16Let's see. Maybe I can just take a look at the files really quick over here
00:53:20Maybe he's got something in his desk. I can contact him with let's see still has my credit card
00:53:24Here's Jean. There we go. And let's see. I think I can find his address on here
00:53:30I hate to do this, but I need to make sure he's okay time to check on my fiance
00:53:34I can't believe you!
00:53:36Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal
00:53:39Not a big deal? Take that you big jerk!
00:53:41Hey, wait, wait, wait guys. Oh, uh-huh. Hi Aphmau. What are you doing here?
00:53:47Wait, Jean what's going on?
00:53:49Oh, just me breaking up with my boyfriend!
00:53:51Wait, your boyfriend? What?
00:53:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's I know what she's
00:53:55What does she mean by that Jean?
00:53:57All the things you said to me!
00:53:59And your proposal and everything! We're supposed to get married!
00:54:01Married, uh, right
00:54:03Look, I I just have options
00:54:05Options?
00:54:07Besides, dating is different these days. I'm allowed to have open options and sure I told you I loved you, but we weren't an aren't exclusive
00:54:15You proposed to me!
00:54:17You jerk!
00:54:19No, I'm really not liking the slapping ladies
00:54:21I can't believe you would do this to me!
00:54:23You really are a jerk!
00:54:25You know Aphmau, there's two of us and only one of him!
00:54:27I think we can take him!
00:54:29I think we could
00:54:31Now that you mention it like that
00:54:33Come here Jean!
00:54:35No, no, stay back!
00:54:37You proposed to me!
00:54:39He's got a pillow!
00:54:41No!
00:54:43Why are you throwing pillows?
00:54:45Because they're soft and I still care about you both
00:54:47What?!
00:54:49If you care about us come over here!
00:54:51Stay back!
00:54:53A candle?
00:54:55Where'd he go?
00:54:57We gotta get out of here!
00:54:59Let's go out this way, come on!
00:55:01Our safety is more important than his stupid windows!
00:55:03Let's go!
00:55:05I'm okay, are you okay?
00:55:07Yeah, I'm fine
00:55:09I can't believe you got duped by him!
00:55:11It's because he has a pretty face
00:55:13At least he's not gonna have a house anymore
00:55:15Yeah, I guess it's a nice silver lining
00:55:17Wait, what?
00:55:19It's for my mom
00:55:21Uh, oh no, Kasey, sorry, I gotta go!
00:55:23Oh, okay!
00:55:25What's going on? Mom?
00:55:27Mom, what's going on? What's happening? Why are the police here?
00:55:29It's our money Aphmau, it's all gone!
00:55:31Gone?
00:55:33The counter took everything!
00:55:35Oh no!
00:55:37Where's the police chief?
00:55:39I think inside
00:55:41I can't believe it!
00:55:43Mom, are you okay?
00:55:45Someone help!
00:55:47She's fainted!
00:55:49Mom, it's gonna be okay!
00:55:51I'm sorry to say, but your mother is dying
00:55:53Wait, no she's-
00:55:55You're wrong! You are wrong!
00:55:57Tell me you're wrong!
00:55:59I'm sorry, but there's nothing more we can do
00:56:01Oh no
00:56:03Wait, there's one thing I can do
00:56:05Demon King, I need you!
00:56:07Oh, you rang?
00:56:09I-
00:56:11I wanna make my final wish
00:56:13Oh really? Alright, well let's hear it then
00:56:15You were right, Gene stole my heart
00:56:17my first kiss, and all my mom's money
00:56:19And now, I wanna wish
00:56:21Well, your wish is my command then
00:56:23I wish for my mom to always be healthy
00:56:25Good wish
00:56:27Mom?
00:56:29Mom? Mom?
00:56:31Mom, are you okay?
00:56:33Mom, you're awake!
00:56:35Mija, I feel so much better
00:56:37I feel great, actually
00:56:39That's amazing! That's all I ever wanted for you to feel better
00:56:41All I ever wanted was more time with you, Mija
00:56:43Aww, I'm so happy, Mom
00:56:45I-
00:56:47Wait, Aphmau, what's happening?
00:56:49What are you talking about?
00:56:51What's going on?
00:56:53Aphmau, what's going on?
00:56:55Aphmau, no!
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:59Seriously?
00:57:01That was some weird stuff with her mom back there
00:57:03But you know, that's all three wishes then
00:57:05She was dying, I had no choice
00:57:07Well, thank you for everything, human
00:57:09Really, it's been great
00:57:11Huh?
00:57:13Amazing, isn't it?
00:57:15And now, I'm gonna use it to take over heaven
00:57:17What? No, wait!
00:57:19I can't let you take the site!
00:57:21Sorry
00:57:23I can't let you destroy it! No!
00:57:25Get back here, you little traitor!
00:57:27Sorry!
00:57:29He's mad, he's mad, he's mad
00:57:31Forget that this is my world!
00:57:33That's nice!
00:57:35I just gotta keep running
00:57:37Where are you?
00:57:39You have no idea the power you hold
00:57:41Now just hand it over before you blow up everything!
00:57:43I don't want to destroy heaven
00:57:45That's where I gotta go later
00:57:47Where did you go?
00:57:49Gotta hide, please don't find me
00:57:51There you are, now hand it over
00:57:53No, no, no, he's big
00:57:55You have no idea what you're doing
00:57:57But I don't fuck you
00:57:59Now just hand it over
00:58:01You, stay away from her, demon king
00:58:03You dare enter my realm and command me?
00:58:05Wait, Neko, did you hear?
00:58:07I am, and I appreciate your help
00:58:09But I'll take it from here
00:58:11You've been working with them?
00:58:13And I'm glad I did
00:58:15You can't take over heaven, you must be stopped
00:58:17Okay, come on, we're leaving
00:58:19No, you don't!
00:58:21I'm never gonna get used to that
00:58:23Here she is, sir
00:58:25Excellent
00:58:27Excuse me, what's gonna happen to the demon king?
00:58:29You've done a great job, Aphmau
00:58:31Yes, the scythe, please
00:58:33Okay, there you go
00:58:35Perfect, thank you
00:58:37You're welcome
00:58:39You and your mother will have a place here always
00:58:41You will live in paradise and have no worries
00:58:43And now that we have the death scythe
00:58:45We can take over the earth
00:58:47Wait, excuse me, wait, can you repeat that?
00:58:49I think I misheard something
00:58:51I thought you said you were gonna take over the earth
00:58:53Well, that is what you said, isn't it?
00:58:55What is wrong with you?
00:58:57Oh, please
00:58:59Anyone with eyes can see what the earth has become
00:59:01We have passed our judgment
00:59:03And we'll take out everyone on our own
00:59:05What?
00:59:07Besides, you and your mother will be spared from it all
00:59:09You will love paradise
00:59:11Some of your friends may not be so lucky
00:59:13But we are doing what must be done
00:59:15The demon king was foolish enough to try to prevent this
00:59:17But it was never of any use
00:59:19But you can't just go around and kill all the humans
00:59:21You're supposed to be the good guys
00:59:23Humans are weak
00:59:25Simple mortals always wanting more and more
00:59:27Exactly, they were a bad experiment
00:59:29It's best to clean the slate and start again
00:59:31No, I realize that we can be impulsive
00:59:33But that's what we're humans
00:59:35We make mistakes
00:59:37And that's okay because we can learn from them
00:59:39We're not perfect beings like you
00:59:41That's the beauty of being a human
00:59:43To learn and to grow
00:59:45Humans must be perfect
00:59:47Always
00:59:49And if not, then no forgiveness
00:59:51Give me that scythe
00:59:53Back with you
00:59:55Seems you may not be deserving of a place in paradise after all
00:59:57She probably spent too much time with that idiotic king
00:59:59You tricked me
01:00:01Oh, what was that then?
01:00:03Surprise
01:00:05You!
01:00:07What are you doing here? Give up already
01:00:09You cannot win
01:00:11I'm getting you out of here
01:00:13Get back here
01:00:15We need a plan first
01:00:17Go back
01:00:19Are you okay?
01:00:21Come on, I can't do this without you
01:00:23Yeah, yeah, I know
01:00:25And I'm gonna deal with it
01:00:27Don't worry
01:00:29I have an idea how to fix this
01:00:31But you, you're gonna be indebted to me forever
01:00:33I'm fine
01:00:35Alright, well first sign this stupid contract
01:00:37Another contract?
01:00:39I told you I'd be up front
01:00:41Very well, I cause this
01:00:43I wish the angels could never harm humans again
01:00:45Here you go
01:00:47Good wish
01:00:49And your wish is my command
01:00:51Then now what do we do?
01:00:53There they are!
01:00:55Oh no
01:00:57You would dare defy the angels?
01:00:59For that you must be put down
01:01:01Oh, do your worst
01:01:03All of you
01:01:05Just stop it already
01:01:07Quiet, human
01:01:09Don't worry, it'll be alright
01:01:11We have unfinished business
01:01:13What the?
01:01:15What?
01:01:17What's happening?
01:01:19Oh, it's your wish
01:01:21Angels can't hurt humans anymore
01:01:23What?
01:01:25It's gonna be pretty hard to take over the Earth
01:01:27When you can't hurt a single human, huh?
01:01:29You stupid humans have to get involved and ruin everything
01:01:31We will end you, demon king
01:01:33I don't think so
01:01:35You can't stay with him forever in that terrible place
01:01:37You'll never be able to cause any harm to him
01:01:39Or anyone else
01:01:41Just admit that you're lost
01:01:43It's okay, this isn't over
01:01:45I assure you
01:01:47Yeah, we'll see about that
01:01:49Whoa
01:01:51Wait, we did it!
01:01:53We're okay and the world isn't exploding or anything
01:01:55This is great
01:01:57I didn't realize you were working with the angels
01:01:59No one is to be trusted
01:02:01When it comes to matters like this
01:02:03I know you're upset
01:02:05But we can make things better
01:02:07I know I can trust you now
01:02:09Oh, you are going to regret that
01:02:11I have your soul now
01:02:13Why did you care about saving humans anyway?
01:02:15Where I live and where the angels live
01:02:17All the fun happens in the mortal realm
01:02:19Why would I want anyone to die?
01:02:21I guess that makes sense
01:02:23Kind of a softie, huh?
01:02:25I don't want to hear it
01:02:27But now you're bound to me
01:02:29Or the angels will hurt the underworld instead
01:02:31I'm ready to live there
01:02:33I caused this mess
01:02:35Great to hear, but before that, how about I show you a present
01:02:37That I got for you
01:02:39Wait, a present?
01:02:41You made me make a piñata!
01:02:43Oh my gosh!
01:02:45Aphmau, I'm sorry, I really did always love you
01:02:47Yeah, right
01:02:49Quiet, you!
01:02:51This is for being a victim!
01:02:53This is for being a jerk!
01:02:55Why does every human just have a broom on them?
01:02:57Alright, you ready to go?
01:02:59Actually...
01:03:01I just want to watch a little bit longer
01:03:03Alright, but we gotta go back after this
01:03:05Okay, sounds good
01:03:07Ow!