SIDEMEN FIRST TO LEAVE THE FOOTBALL PITCH

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Transcript

00:00:01Whichever team is first to leave this football pitch wins £10,000!

00:00:06Yay!

00:00:08Today we have 30 challenge boxes, each with a random cash value.

00:00:13Once we complete the challenge, we can open the corresponding box and find out how much money it's worth.

00:00:18But once it's finished, no other team can attempt that challenge.

00:00:21The first team to reach £10,000 can buy their freedom and escape the pitch.

00:00:25Along the way there will be three group challenges and some extra special guests.

00:00:29Keeping us in line is today's referee, Chris MD.

00:00:32Any yellow or red cards he gives out will result in cash deductions.

00:00:36Now, let's meet the teams.

00:00:43I would like a fair game today, boys. My ruling will be hard, but it will be fair.

00:00:48Blue team, would you like to pick your box first and your first challenge?

00:00:51I think luck. We have to pay for luck.

00:00:54Luck? No, we go for the gnome.

00:00:56We'll take the gnome.

00:00:59Green team, would you like to go next?

00:01:01Do you want to score 10 pens in a row?

00:01:03We can do that. Let's do it, let's do it.

00:01:05Yellow team, what are you picking?

00:01:07Let's go, Zerkaa. We would like to score from a corner.

00:01:13Not with you two.

00:01:15Yellow card, descent, please.

00:01:17Only the captain can tell the referee what to do.

00:01:19Shut up, you little pussy.

00:01:21Only yellow, only yellow, only yellow!

00:01:23I really hate to do that.

00:01:25Minus money, minus money.

00:01:27You've got to let him know you're there.

00:01:29Let him know you're there.

00:01:31You may begin.

00:01:33We'll do one each.

00:01:35And we've just got to rattle out 10 in a row.

00:01:37We've got that, we've got that.

00:01:39We're going for the gnome. Ready?

00:01:41Yeah.

00:01:43That was actually so close.

00:01:45Yes.

00:01:47Sorry.

00:01:49Oh, my foot.

00:01:51I can't do it.

00:01:54Yes!

00:01:56Who put that there?

00:01:58Which pair of idiots should we visit first?

00:02:00I'm thinking it's got to be Joe and Harry, hasn't it?

00:02:03Do you know how much it's worth?

00:02:05No.

00:02:07We don't know until you complete it.

00:02:09We don't miss a penalty today.

00:02:11Yes!

00:02:13That's one, that's one.

00:02:15No!

00:02:17Oh, dear, it's not 2016 anymore, is it?

00:02:19Let's move on.

00:02:21They missed.

00:02:23Vik, where's your power gone?

00:02:25I don't know, man.

00:02:27I don't gnome.

00:02:29Fuck you, gnome.

00:02:31No.

00:02:33We realise we've messed up.

00:02:35Yeah, this is difficult.

00:02:37Getting Vikstar in the dribble.

00:02:43I've got two left.

00:02:45We're on minus money, aren't we?

00:02:47I mean, we could just go for that kind of strategy and just abuse him.

00:02:49Oh!

00:02:51Yeah!

00:02:53Go on, Harry.

00:02:57Beautiful little panenka.

00:02:59That was stunning.

00:03:01Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Money, money.

00:03:03Score from a corner. Open sesame.

00:03:07£500!

00:03:09We lost £250 already, though.

00:03:11You pick this one.

00:03:13He's almost been hit by a ball again.

00:03:15Making the ball boy.

00:03:18Oh!

00:03:20See, there's no point in me being here.

00:03:22Hard and fast.

00:03:24Oh, mate, it's impossible.

00:03:26He's literally about 7'1".

00:03:28If our life depended on it, we could do this, right?

00:03:30All jokes aside now, let's try, mate.

00:03:32Yes!

00:03:34Harry, I love you.

00:03:36Open the floodgates.

00:03:38Jesus, Lord, have mercy.

00:03:40So we're going to find out what secret object the referee has in their pocket.

00:03:42Only yes or no questions.

00:03:44Yeah, all right.

00:03:46Yes!

00:03:48Brilliant.

00:03:50Okay.

00:03:52Yes!

00:03:54Harry.

00:03:56No!

00:03:58Oh!

00:04:00We're going to get 10,000 steps in today.

00:04:02Yes!

00:04:04What's in that pocket of yours?

00:04:06What's in that pocket?

00:04:08Three!

00:04:10Come on, Harry!

00:04:12Yes!

00:04:14If it's that hard,

00:04:16why can't I do it?

00:04:18Oh, my word!

00:04:20That was actually horrendously close.

00:04:24I don't know what the point is.

00:04:26Do you want to just pass me the balls until I do it?

00:04:28Yeah, honestly, yeah.

00:04:30Oh, my God!

00:04:32Something in your pocket.

00:04:34Is it electronic?

00:04:36No.

00:04:38Is it a food item?

00:04:40No.

00:04:42It's red.

00:04:44Does it start with a letter from A to F?

00:04:46Yes.

00:04:48Okay, we're getting there.

00:04:50Does it start with A?

00:04:52No.

00:04:54Does it start with B?

00:04:56Yes.

00:04:58Is it A or B?

00:05:00Red and B.

00:05:02Yes!

00:05:04Five!

00:05:06Let's go, Harry!

00:05:08Six.

00:05:10Uh...

00:05:12I don't know if I did it.

00:05:14No, that's the rules.

00:05:16No.

00:05:18Is the second letter between M and T?

00:05:20Yes.

00:05:22Is the second letter O?

00:05:24No.

00:05:26Is the second letter R?

00:05:28Yes.

00:05:30Red.

00:05:32I think we're screwed.

00:05:34Yes!

00:05:36That couldn't have been much closer.

00:05:38It's in my hand here.

00:05:40Is it?

00:05:42Can I hold it and not open my hands?

00:05:44He can say no.

00:05:46Can I do that?

00:05:48No.

00:05:50Brick.

00:05:52Yes!

00:05:54Thank you, Chris!

00:05:56You cannot be cheering that.

00:05:58Do you want to take it back?

00:06:00Seven!

00:06:02£750!

00:06:04Should we do some football now?

00:06:06It's your mum's edge.

00:06:08You've got this.

00:06:10Sorry, mother.

00:06:12Yes!

00:06:14It's alright.

00:06:20The amount of crossbars you've hit is actually a joke.

00:06:26It touched!

00:06:28It hit him.

00:06:30I think it has to be knocked the no ball.

00:06:32I would agree.

00:06:34Halfway there!

00:06:36Five!

00:06:40Six!

00:06:42Seven!

00:06:44Come on, Harry!

00:06:48Yes!

00:06:50Beautiful!

00:06:52This is the last one you've got to score.

00:06:54This is it.

00:06:56Yes!

00:06:58Yes!

00:07:00Come on, Harry!

00:07:02Come on with the final penalty!

00:07:04What do we want?

00:07:06Crossbars!

00:07:08Do you want to hit the gnome?

00:07:10We're hitting the gnome.

00:07:12We're going to hit the gnome!

00:07:14Oh my god, they're going for the gnome!

00:07:16Stop it!

00:07:22No!

00:07:24No!

00:07:26First try!

00:07:28F**k!

00:07:30F**k that.

00:07:34Halfway hit the gnome!

00:07:36First try!

00:07:38I think you maybe do a little stutter pen

00:07:40and just f**king slap the top end.

00:07:42Just welly it, mate.

00:07:44Just hit it really hard.

00:07:46This for the championship title.

00:07:52Yes!

00:07:54Come on, Harry!

00:07:56Wow!

00:07:58Hit the gnome!

00:08:00With the first shot.

00:08:02Simon and Vik have been trying to do that

00:08:04since the start.

00:08:06£750!

00:08:08Again!

00:08:10I'm telling you, I'm on form.

00:08:12£1,200!

00:08:14That's a big one.

00:08:16That is a big one.

00:08:18Come on!

00:08:20Control the ball, fire it 70 miles an hour.

00:08:22Yeah, we can do that.

00:08:24Don't open it.

00:08:26You don't understand how many times I've hit the gnome.

00:08:28Yeah, I know. When they hit it first, you lost to them.

00:08:30What are you doing?

00:08:32Don't let him nutmeg you.

00:08:34That's one of the challenges.

00:08:36Where's my pencil gone?

00:08:38Chris, don't let him.

00:08:40He's going to hit you in the arse.

00:08:42Chris, that looked like assault from him.

00:08:44What's happening?

00:08:46I'm just coming to f**k up your feet.

00:08:48Is it going to come for our feet?

00:08:50He saw it!

00:08:52No, no, no.

00:08:54That's not allowed.

00:09:00Harry just inflicts pain on people

00:09:02all the time,

00:09:04so I'm going to allow it

00:09:06to get away with it.

00:09:08Look how injured he is.

00:09:10The FA might not love my ruling there, but it was funny.

00:09:12Josh, crossbars.

00:09:14Did you think you'd hit it free?

00:09:16We didn't have a f**king...

00:09:18Just free crossbars.

00:09:20That's a good one.

00:09:22Triple 20, man.

00:09:24Come on, Vik.

00:09:26Vik!

00:09:28You do a bunch, I'll do a bunch after.

00:09:30Is it like

00:09:32if I hit free, it's fine?

00:09:34I think just as a team, right?

00:09:36Okay, but I don't want to ruin it if you hit it.

00:09:38All right then, father. Give it to me.

00:09:40F**king hell.

00:09:42Did you do a sniper roll for me or something?

00:09:45Yes, yes, no.

00:09:47That's a yellow card for Ballon to Dan.

00:09:49That was really nasty from him.

00:09:51Come on, Harry, mate.

00:09:53Not too bad.

00:09:55You got this, mate.

00:09:57Channel your inner Algeria.

00:09:59What is that?

00:10:01What you just did,

00:10:03just do that, and one of them will hit.

00:10:05Does that count?

00:10:07The cameraman has set his balls up.

00:10:09There you go.

00:10:11One more, one more.

00:10:14Nearly.

00:10:16That was ideal as well.

00:10:18That was the one.

00:10:22It's a great finish.

00:10:24The strikers touched that.

00:10:26There it is.

00:10:28He's aiming for the bollocks, I'm sure of it.

00:10:30Go on, Harry, mate.

00:10:34He's two-footing it.

00:10:36Here.

00:10:38You're putting me off.

00:10:40How?

00:10:42It came from my head.

00:10:48I did what he asked.

00:10:50That was actually very accurate.

00:10:52One.

00:10:54It is hard to get three.

00:10:56It is, but at least we're warming up, we're kicking.

00:10:58No.

00:11:00Too much.

00:11:02He's struggling, isn't he?

00:11:04He's really struggling.

00:11:06You want to swap after this round?

00:11:08Yes.

00:11:10Oh, Rick.

00:11:14In between.

00:11:16What you just did, in between.

00:11:20Yes.

00:11:24Okay.

00:11:30Go, just go.

00:11:32I don't care.

00:11:34Yes.

00:11:36We got money.

00:11:38That's money.

00:11:401.2k, that's so easy as well.

00:11:421.2k.

00:11:44Oh, that's the one.

00:11:48You've got to get there.

00:11:50Come on, the box, Joseph Wellerino.

00:11:54Yes.

00:11:56That's good, though.

00:12:02Harry, if you can chest that and keep it in the air.

00:12:04What do you think I'm trying to do?

00:12:06Just doesn't feel like you're really trying, mate, at this point.

00:12:10Yes.

00:12:12I'm going to give that.

00:12:14Well done.

00:12:20Hey, guys.

00:12:22We're in Doha, Qatar.

00:12:24And there are some really beautiful places here.

00:12:28As you know, Visit Qatar are sponsoring the charity match.

00:12:30And they're giving you guys in the UK

00:12:32the opportunity to win the trip of a lifetime.

00:12:34Three nights in Doha.

00:12:36Five-star hotel.

00:12:38Insane food.

00:12:40And crazy experiences.

00:12:42To enter, click the link in the description.

00:12:44Good luck.

00:12:52One.

00:12:54Two.

00:12:56Two.

00:12:58Who wants it?

00:13:00I want it.

00:13:02He's pelted it.

00:13:04He's pelted it.

00:13:08$500.

00:13:10That's all right, we can live with that.

00:13:12Do you want to score a volley?

00:13:14Yeah, I think you've got one of them in your locker, mate.

00:13:16Score with a weighted vest.

00:13:18How hard is that?

00:13:20I can give it a go.

00:13:22All right.

00:13:24We'll do the weighted vest, please.

00:13:2660 kg.

00:13:28I'm going to be wearing my body weight.

00:13:30I'm literally waddling.

00:13:32Simon's legs are going to snap on the way over to the pitch here.

00:13:36All right, go on, Vik.

00:13:38It's not bad.

00:13:40That genuinely was more power than his normal one.

00:13:44Yes.

00:13:46Oh, lucky.

00:13:48It's so close.

00:13:50We were so close.

00:13:56This is horrible.

00:13:58Okay, let's get it.

00:14:00Go on, son.

00:14:02Oh, back to China.

00:14:04That's a beautiful, beautiful ball in, though.

00:14:06Right, you've got this, Chad.

00:14:08It's De Bruyne.

00:14:10Come on.

00:14:12You scumbag.

00:14:14Have no fear, Vik.

00:14:20Vik, I'm going to get injured.

00:14:22Be careful, guys.

00:14:24Theo Baker might get a call-up to the charity match after this.

00:14:26The weight of 60 kg

00:14:28and the world on his shoulders.

00:14:30I gave you the line as well.

00:14:38My strength is over 9,000.

00:14:44Oh, good save.

00:14:48Yes.

00:14:50No.

00:14:52It's easier to see this way.

00:14:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:14:58Sorry.

00:15:00Oh.

00:15:02Yes.

00:15:04No, I can't make it back.

00:15:06Help me.

00:15:08Someone help me.

00:15:10Simon carrying the weight of 60 kg

00:15:12and also his entire team on his shoulders there.

00:15:16We've not hit one in a while.

00:15:18Thanks.

00:15:20We'll get there.

00:15:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:15:26I'm not chipping it. I'm just going normal again.

00:15:28Oh, fuck off.

00:15:30We have fun.

00:15:32It's not great, I don't think.

00:15:34Good work, guys. Proud of you.

00:15:36You know what? It puts us joints first.

00:15:38We've lost the ability to swim.

00:15:40This is such a mistake.

00:15:42Why aren't we doing this? This is your specialty.

00:15:44Being blind.

00:15:46Take your glasses off. We don't even need a blindfold.

00:15:48Yeah, sure. Let's do it. Let's do the maze.

00:15:50Flores.

00:15:52Yes.

00:15:54Why am I just...

00:15:56You're a great defender. Phenomenal.

00:15:58Come on.

00:16:00No.

00:16:02Oh!

00:16:04That's gone over the line, no?

00:16:06No.

00:16:08How are you going to dribble?

00:16:10Okay, let's go. Keep going forward.

00:16:12I actually don't think I've ever blown an air horn in my life.

00:16:14What?

00:16:18This doesn't usually...

00:16:20Right, I just want to point out, this doesn't usually happen.

00:16:22I don't know why you're like this sometimes.

00:16:28At least I wasn't right at the end.

00:16:30I think when we try this again, you should dribble.

00:16:32What was that, Chris MD?

00:16:34He's farting again.

00:16:40No, no, no.

00:16:42What was it?

00:16:44Well, that was a bad choice. I did tell you.

00:16:46It was a bad choice of a challenge.

00:16:48We had a football quiz we could have done.

00:16:50A weighted vest. We needed that.

00:16:52I needed that. When I needed it most, it was not there for me.

00:16:54Shall we have a quick look at the scores, everyone?

00:16:56We're all around the 1,000.

00:16:58Oh, wow. You're very close.

00:17:00Wow. Well, now is a...

00:17:02Thai massage in it.

00:17:04Okay.

00:17:06Anyway, now is a great time

00:17:08to move on to our next challenge

00:17:10in which you have to save a penalty

00:17:12from a Premier League player.

00:17:14Oh, wow. Now, you'll all get a go

00:17:16and if anyone saves the penalty,

00:17:18you get £500 for your teeth.

00:17:20Shall we find out who the player is?

00:17:22Yes, sure. Let's do it.

00:17:24Is it Jonjo Shelby? Have I found him?

00:17:32Who would like to try and save a penalty from Emile Heskey?

00:17:34I was there first.

00:17:36No, no, no. No one first.

00:17:38Yeah, you're first in the leaderboard.

00:17:40Go on, Fez.

00:17:42Come here. Let's have it.

00:17:44Good luck, lad.

00:17:46Get in his head. Get in his head.

00:17:48Get in his head.

00:17:52No, you.

00:17:54It would be really embarrassing to have me save a penalty.

00:17:58Come on, then.

00:18:00It's allowed.

00:18:02Come on, look big.

00:18:04Could you touch that?

00:18:08That was such a big leap.

00:18:18I don't think they're saving anything.

00:18:20Here's a big goal.

00:18:22Here's a big goal. Well done.

00:18:24Loser, loser.

00:18:26Right, Joe Weller up next.

00:18:28Good luck, mate. Good luck.

00:18:30You're going to need it.

00:18:32On your line, please keep up.

00:18:36Safety off. Safety off.

00:18:42He could have got that one.

00:18:44He's making it look easy.

00:18:46Unlucky, Joe, mate.

00:18:48You got near it.

00:18:52Why don't you start to save it instead?

00:18:54Keep going.

00:18:56He looks like a goalkeeper, at least.

00:18:58We've got someone.

00:19:00No.

00:19:02He's done it.

00:19:04No.

00:19:06No.

00:19:08Show me the money.

00:19:10No.

00:19:12Well done.

00:19:14Be honest, did he tell you where he was going?

00:19:16No. Really?

00:19:18He said how much is in it.

00:19:20I said £50.

00:19:22He said how much did you get for saving? I said £500.

00:19:24He went, oh, never mind.

00:19:26He didn't tell me.

00:19:28I said it to Josh.

00:19:30He's gone that way twice.

00:19:32He's gone the other way.

00:19:34Who does Josh remind you of?

00:19:36Minecraft characters.

00:19:38Steve.

00:19:40The creeper.

00:19:42You might do it.

00:19:52It was off his line.

00:19:54Retake.

00:19:58Oh, God.

00:20:02Chris, I hope you don't give up yourself, mate.

00:20:04Real power trick.

00:20:06A real power trick there.

00:20:08He's tipped it onto the post and he looked gorgeous.

00:20:10You will speak to me

00:20:12in a calm and collected tone, please, Ethan.

00:20:14That little red fucking brick here,

00:20:16I'm going to shove it

00:20:18so far up your fucking arse

00:20:20that it's going to come back out of your throat.

00:20:22I'm not even taking this as dissent.

00:20:24Then I'm going to say,

00:20:26fuck you.

00:20:28Surely, then.

00:20:30That man has so many issues.

00:20:32It's untrue.

00:20:34You've got this.

00:20:40It's down.

00:20:42Who calls it off the line

00:20:44in Bunny's sidebar videos?

00:20:46Vic, you know where to go.

00:20:48Yes!

00:20:54Vicstar has just saved

00:20:56an Emil Heskey penalty.

00:20:58What world are we living in?

00:21:00It so nearly went through my leg.

00:21:02I told him where to go as well.

00:21:04That was excellent.

00:21:06That was a millimetre away from going through my leg.

00:21:08He's contributed today.

00:21:10Well done.

00:21:12Referee should go and goal for one.

00:21:14Referee can go and goal for one.

00:21:16Referee can go and goal for one.

00:21:22He's aura.

00:21:24That's £500. I'll take it.

00:21:26I'm heartbroken.

00:21:28Thank you so much to Emil.

00:21:30That's £1,000 to the blue team.

00:21:32Everyone else, continue with your challenges.

00:21:34We had a plan the whole time.

00:21:36We knew where he was going.

00:21:38Did no one else get money?

00:21:40No.

00:21:42You've got to go and do it to Vic now.

00:21:44Go and do it to Vic now.

00:21:46Don't make it, mate.

00:21:48I'll chat to him.

00:21:50Simon, what one are you doing?

00:21:52The maze blindfolded.

00:21:54Oh, fuck me.

00:21:56Wait, where has he hit you?

00:21:58In the hamstring.

00:22:00I'll show you a room.

00:22:02I'll show you a room.

00:22:04Where's my hamstring?

00:22:06It's not my arm.

00:22:08I've been raw hamstring.

00:22:10Not raw arm.

00:22:12Shut up.

00:22:14Vic, I did it from your arm.

00:22:16I'll show you the room.

00:22:18I did it from your arm.

00:22:20All right, let's get it.

00:22:32I'm sorry.

00:22:34I'm sorry.

00:22:36I'm sorry.

00:22:38We did it.

00:22:40These two,

00:22:42I think these two seem like they actually care.

00:22:44Harry just because he likes being outside

00:22:46and Joe because

00:22:48I think he actually would quite like the money.

00:22:50£750.

00:22:54When everyone here...

00:22:56What's this all about?

00:22:58And it's given me...

00:23:00Do I need to do this?

00:23:02Yes.

00:23:04Yes.

00:23:06We've had an air horn.

00:23:08We've had an air horn in your box.

00:23:10Did you get money?

00:23:12We've got £750.

00:23:14Joe and Harry have just won a challenge

00:23:16and they've opened this box

00:23:18and there was something in it.

00:23:20Joe, would you like to see what was in the box?

00:23:22Okay, here we go.

00:23:24Joe, what's that?

00:23:26What is this?

00:23:28Joe, what is that?

00:23:30Joe Weller.

00:23:32Joe Weller's in the charity box.

00:23:38Oh!

00:23:40In a much more

00:23:42less eventful note,

00:23:44Chris, you're also in.

00:23:46Yes!

00:23:48Hello, Chris.

00:23:50Hey, Chris, well done.

00:23:52Hey, hello.

00:23:54That's awesome.

00:23:56That's very swirled on Joe.

00:23:58Thank you, Chris.

00:24:00Hey, Chris, I've done a challenge.

00:24:02Can we carry on?

00:24:04You what?

00:24:06Of course, that was the point.

00:24:08Oh my God!

00:24:10Two grand!

00:24:12Two grand!

00:24:14Two grand!

00:24:16Two grand to hurt my heart!

00:24:18Well, we're going to carry on.

00:24:20Yeah, continue.

00:24:22They just won a grand. We won two.

00:24:24Do you want a new one?

00:24:26Ready?

00:24:28Yeah, let's go.

00:24:30Forward.

00:24:32Keep going forward.

00:24:34It's just in front of you.

00:24:36A little bit further forward is fine.

00:24:38A little to the right.

00:24:40Just keep going forward. You'll feel it.

00:24:42Now it's between your legs like that.

00:24:44Forward and right.

00:24:46Can you reach Ronaldo's header?

00:24:48Wait, whilst wearing moon shoes?

00:24:50Are those trampolines

00:24:52that were available when we were kids?

00:24:54I'm down for that.

00:24:56Remember those things, mate?

00:24:58Let's give it a crack.

00:25:00Keep going straight.

00:25:02Oh! Got him!

00:25:04Got him!

00:25:06Ref!

00:25:08Ref!

00:25:10Look, I don't have eyes everywhere.

00:25:12I've got no officials today,

00:25:14so I'd appreciate if you give the referee

00:25:16a little bit of credit.

00:25:18He's trying to do his job.

00:25:20I didn't see it.

00:25:22I've smashed a gnome up today,

00:25:24and he's the second one that I'm going for.

00:25:26But that goal was about to get fucking...

00:25:28Can you give us money

00:25:30if we smash up Chris M. D. or something?

00:25:32Ethan!

00:25:34If I distract the ref, just go and slide him.

00:25:36Harry, fuck off!

00:25:38We're going to the reality challenge.

00:25:40Do you think you could ever reach out?

00:25:42No.

00:25:44I don't think I could.

00:25:46How's your whistle doing?

00:25:48What's happening?

00:25:50Ethan, no!

00:25:52You've already abused us for £2,000!

00:25:54You've already abused us for £2,000!

00:25:56Don't make an enemy!

00:25:58Don't make an enemy of us!

00:26:00I can't! I don't know where the ball's gone!

00:26:02Follow my voice, Simon.

00:26:04That is so high!

00:26:06Dribble the football!

00:26:08Oh, the football.

00:26:10Simon, dribble the football.

00:26:12I've got a head in my arsehole!

00:26:14We didn't do anything!

00:26:16Someone's head entered my arsehole!

00:26:18I felt hair!

00:26:20Some people would pay for that.

00:26:22Did he just say he hit a GoPro?

00:26:24Oh, low.

00:26:26It's a crossbar hit.

00:26:28Oh, my foot's fucking done, mate.

00:26:30It's so done.

00:26:32Oh!

00:26:34Okay, it's our closest one so far.

00:26:36We're getting there.

00:26:38I'll give this a crack.

00:26:40This is going to end in tears.

00:26:42I'll take your footie boots off.

00:26:44The Sparco gloves are quite a look.

00:26:46This is not going to end well, mate.

00:26:48I want to see what it's like without boots.

00:26:50Wait.

00:26:52That is actually...

00:26:54You might need the boots.

00:26:56You might need the boots.

00:26:58How has he done that?

00:27:00A shoulder to lean on.

00:27:02Are you fucking serious?

00:27:04Shut up, ChrisMD!

00:27:06Oh, this is awful.

00:27:08No, I've got this. Don't you worry. Help me.

00:27:10I hate this.

00:27:12It's such a waste of time.

00:27:14No, no, you've got...

00:27:16They're all miles away.

00:27:18Not in my sweet little body.

00:27:20He's got it.

00:27:22You're not helping.

00:27:24You're not helping.

00:27:26Focus, Harry. Just focus, mate.

00:27:28You've got this.

00:27:30Why have you got your police baton in your pocket?

00:27:32No.

00:27:34Help me out.

00:27:36Stable me, sir.

00:27:38Stable me.

00:27:40Yeah, that's it. You're good.

00:27:42I can't see you, Vikkster.

00:27:44The voice, directly forward.

00:27:46You've done it.

00:27:48Yeah!

00:27:50We are earning money in the saddest way possible.

00:27:52Fuckin' hell.

00:27:54That's Josh back.

00:27:56Shank lampard.

00:27:58I think my hamstring's gone off.

00:28:00That's what I can feel.

00:28:02Money.

00:28:04500, man.

00:28:06500.

00:28:08We need some money.

00:28:10What's going to be money?

00:28:12Halfway line goal.

00:28:14Yeah, let's do a halfway line goal.

00:28:16You're never getting near them.

00:28:18I can't, Harry, mate.

00:28:20You've got this.

00:28:22This is all you.

00:28:24I don't know about this.

00:28:26I'm going to die.

00:28:28I'm going to die.

00:28:30You need to want this enough, Harry.

00:28:32He's just got to touch it with his head, right?

00:28:34Yeah, that simple challenge

00:28:36of touching it with his head.

00:28:38Oh, gosh.

00:28:40Keep going.

00:28:42Oh, Lord.

00:28:44Oh, no. I'm seeing an injured, limping

00:28:46bazinga.

00:28:48What are you doing?

00:28:50I hit the fucking stanchion just below it.

00:28:52But now my hamstring's gone.

00:28:54I've got a swollen ankle

00:28:56and a hamstring now.

00:28:58I played a match Friday night.

00:29:00I played some 30 minutes,

00:29:02and now I'm kicking a ball

00:29:04at a fucking GoPro.

00:29:06My legs are killing me.

00:29:08The ground's too soft.

00:29:10Can we make this to the road?

00:29:12Yeah.

00:29:14It's got to be here.

00:29:16Not to worry.

00:29:18Us Algerians don't give up that easy, mate.

00:29:20What the hell are Simon and Vic doing?

00:29:22Poor Vic.

00:29:24It's just like a bring-your-kids-to-work

00:29:26day for Simon, isn't it?

00:29:30Fuck.

00:29:32Are we talking inches away?

00:29:34We're talking almost a foot away.

00:29:36Oh, really?

00:29:38Am I even getting...

00:29:40I don't know if a run-up...

00:29:42I'm talking a 20-meter run-up.

00:29:44But I'm going to die.

00:29:46Whoa.

00:29:50Ooh!

00:29:52That's the closest you've been.

00:29:54Here he goes. My team, mate.

00:29:58Did that just hit the line?

00:30:00It was on the line.

00:30:02What's the challenge?

00:30:04Score from the halfway line without it bouncing.

00:30:06I'm actually washed since the first charity match.

00:30:08He does this.

00:30:10He drops this in videos,

00:30:12and then he scores a hat-trick again.

00:30:14Oh, so close,

00:30:16but still no cigar.

00:30:26Oh!

00:30:28Oh, my God!

00:30:30It's literally slightly higher,

00:30:32and it's there.

00:30:34Oh, shit!

00:30:36Harry, no!

00:30:38I'm so sorry.

00:30:40That was awful.

00:30:42That was probably the worst-case scenario.

00:30:44I'm sorry, mate.

00:30:46I will say...

00:30:48Oh, wait!

00:30:50No, get your hands off this!

00:30:52It won't.

00:30:54I will just be the defender.

00:30:56No, I'm being a blocker for the defender now.

00:30:58Go on, son.

00:31:00Yes!

00:31:02Hit it!

00:31:04Hit it, Sue!

00:31:06Here he goes!

00:31:08Oh!

00:31:10Ref!

00:31:12We did it, ref!

00:31:14What are you doing?

00:31:16Father.

00:31:18What's happened here, then?

00:31:20The game is the game,

00:31:22and we can't help what the defender did.

00:31:24Do you know what I mean?

00:31:26I think it's quite inventive.

00:31:28I'm going to give you that.

00:31:30That's surely it.

00:31:32No!

00:31:34Fuck!

00:31:36All right, hit that football.

00:31:38Fucking smash it to smithereens.

00:31:40Boom!

00:31:42All right, we're changing crossbars.

00:31:44Oh!

00:31:46Are you fucking joking?

00:31:48That's that perfect top bin.

00:31:50Get the comfort astros back on.

00:31:52I think I hit it.

00:31:54Oh!

00:31:56What's he doing there?

00:31:58Are you waiting for the knob?

00:32:00What are you doing?

00:32:02I'm almost slipping with you.

00:32:04Don't worry, it happens.

00:32:06Right, Harry.

00:32:08If this is 50 quid,

00:32:10I'm going to be fuming.

00:32:12I've put my life on the line for this thing.

00:32:14Yes!

00:32:16Well in.

00:32:18Do you want to beat the referee to quiz?

00:32:20Is that not an easy one?

00:32:22Josh, mate, it's done.

00:32:24Because you're hitting it.

00:32:26Boom.

00:32:30No, that was a roll mark.

00:32:32All right, Josh, see that?

00:32:34You're hitting it.

00:32:36No long ting.

00:32:38Oh, fuck off.

00:32:40Waiting for the wind.

00:32:42Okay.

00:32:44That's it.

00:32:46Yes!

00:32:48We had to wait for the wind.

00:32:50Finally!

00:32:52We're actually not far behind.

00:32:54And we're now ahead with a thousand.

00:32:56Yeah?

00:32:58Not bad.

00:33:00We're in the lead now.

00:33:023.95.

00:33:04If you don't hit this,

00:33:06you're a paedophile.

00:33:08I've got no choice.

00:33:10You've left me no choice.

00:33:16I've just got tendencies.

00:33:20Okay, question one.

00:33:22It's a back and forth.

00:33:24So the first one of you to get one wrong,

00:33:26the other person.

00:33:28Name a Premier League team

00:33:30that's never been relegated.

00:33:32Everton?

00:33:34Yes, that's correct.

00:33:36Arsenal.

00:33:38Arsenal, that's correct.

00:33:40Oh, really?

00:33:42Okay.

00:33:44No, no, no.

00:33:46You say what he says.

00:33:48Liverpool.

00:33:50I'm the ref in this game.

00:33:52Liverpool.

00:33:54He said Liverpool, that's right.

00:33:56Liverpool's not fucking right.

00:33:58It is.

00:34:00That's his point.

00:34:02You get a point for our team.

00:34:04If you don't hit this,

00:34:06Emil Heskey is going to bum you in the showers.

00:34:12If you don't hit a GoPro,

00:34:14Faith dies.

00:34:16You've left me no choice.

00:34:20Yes!

00:34:22I love my wife!

00:34:24She's alive!

00:34:26I love my wife!

00:34:28Yes!

00:34:30I'm not a paedophile,

00:34:32and I love my wife!

00:34:34You're a slight paedophile.

00:34:36I just think about it sometimes.

00:34:38What have you done?

00:34:40Hit the GoPro.

00:34:42Please be nothing.

00:34:44750 potatoes.

00:34:46Who scored the fastest hat-trick

00:34:48You know, buddy.

00:34:50Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank.

00:34:52Not a bad guess. Michael Owen?

00:34:54No, Sadio Mane.

00:34:56Which player scored the most goals

00:34:58in a single FIFA World Cup?

00:35:00Fele?

00:35:02No.

00:35:04Emil Heskey?

00:35:06No.

00:35:08Think of back in...

00:35:10Not too far back.

00:35:12I know who it is.

00:35:14Minnesota's closer.

00:35:16Come on!

00:35:18Do you want to score a goal from a volley?

00:35:20So I volley at the crossbar, you just stand there,

00:35:22go hanging.

00:35:24We'll give it a go.

00:35:26Which player has made the most appearances

00:35:28in the Premier League?

00:35:30Gareth Barry.

00:35:32That's for you, Baz.

00:35:34Which club did Wayne Rooney score a hat-trick

00:35:36against on his Manchester United debut?

00:35:38Fenerbahce!

00:35:40One more for the win.

00:35:42Who was the first player to score

00:35:44any goals for two different teams?

00:35:48Go on, Sam.

00:35:50Come on, buddy.

00:35:52I'm going to have to call the clock on you

00:35:54if you don't answer soon.

00:35:56Incorrect!

00:35:58His time's up!

00:36:00Alan Shearer!

00:36:02Yes!

00:36:04We beat the ref!

00:36:06We could complete a lap of the pitch

00:36:08only hitting the ball.

00:36:10I mean, it just requires one of us crawling.

00:36:12You're just trying to get them back in the video, aren't you?

00:36:142,000 down!

00:36:16They're miles out in front

00:36:18on 5,650!

00:36:20I want to do that.

00:36:22I want to do that.

00:36:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:26Next up, hit a drone out of the sky.

00:36:28Okay, let's go.

00:36:30First try, guys.

00:36:34Volley!

00:36:36Is that it?

00:36:38I don't think we can take that.

00:36:40I can't lie, I didn't expect you to hit it.

00:36:42Okay.

00:36:44Here we go.

00:36:46Oh, he's doing it!

00:36:48He's doing the thing!

00:36:50Harry!

00:36:52Sabotage that man!

00:36:54Do it!

00:36:56Do it!

00:36:58It's not worth it, though.

00:37:00The time will lose.

00:37:02I've got my eyes on him.

00:37:04Get the coin!

00:37:06No!

00:37:08It's quite unsporting.

00:37:10He didn't touch him.

00:37:12That's allowed.

00:37:14He's touched me!

00:37:16It's a contact sport.

00:37:18How are we getting sabotaged

00:37:20every challenge?

00:37:22We've been sabotaged every challenge.

00:37:24I haven't seen any sabotaging yet.

00:37:26This is natural.

00:37:28If the crisps had connected

00:37:30with your head, I would've...

00:37:32They hit my head.

00:37:34Yeah, we can punt that

00:37:36on the sky, right?

00:37:38I mean...

00:37:40I'm going for it.

00:37:42Surely we just will!

00:37:44Whoa!

00:37:46Ready?

00:37:48Well, uh...

00:37:50This might be harder than we thought, actually.

00:37:54Josh, you score these.

00:37:56All day.

00:37:58You hit them.

00:38:00Oh!

00:38:04Yes!

00:38:06You could've just tucked in the ball corner.

00:38:08Yeah, I was trying to.

00:38:10I was over this side.

00:38:12I reckon lock in.

00:38:14Vic, you're going to have to

00:38:16head of the rest of the time.

00:38:18Yeah, those are the ones.

00:38:20I'll go back off.

00:38:22Sorry, ref.

00:38:24I think something just fell.

00:38:26I didn't see anything.

00:38:28These are the ones.

00:38:30This is the technique. Watch this.

00:38:32That was a good one.

00:38:34He's actually kind of cooking here.

00:38:36I think I've broken my glasses.

00:38:38Ow!

00:38:40Why is it hurting?

00:38:42Yes!

00:38:44Oh, I thought this would be much easier than it was.

00:38:46Weak foot.

00:38:48Yeah, because it's hurting my leg.

00:38:50Yes!

00:38:52No!

00:38:54This is why you don't get me back on your channel, isn't it?

00:38:56I'm going to embarrass myself.

00:38:58Do you know what?

00:39:00Can you imagine going back 15 years

00:39:02and just showing this to yourself

00:39:04and saying, this is going to be your full-time job

00:39:06in 15 years' time?

00:39:08I don't think I'd be on this earth.

00:39:10Someone saying, this is going to be your career progression.

00:39:12Yeah, I'd have been straight off to Switzerland.

00:39:14Are you having fun, guys?

00:39:16Oh, this is a great football challenge.

00:39:18I had a down.

00:39:20Yeah, we might have stage three concussion,

00:39:22but you're going to get at least 500 pounds.

00:39:24I got this one.

00:39:28Simon, you really should have carried that ball for longer on your head.

00:39:30Shut the hell up.

00:39:32One more!

00:39:34One more.

00:39:36Yes!

00:39:38Yeah, well done, guys.

00:39:40If that's less than 1,000, I have to crash him.

00:39:42Get there.

00:39:44Get where?

00:39:46It's really weird. It's hard to work out how it's going to bounce.

00:39:48It does feel like the energy is a bit low over here, guys.

00:39:50Yeah, we've been trying to do the same shit for a while.

00:39:521,000 or I'm sad.

00:39:56It was almost worth it.

00:39:58I don't know if it's going to make a difference.

00:40:00We're second place.

00:40:02Should we do the tie?

00:40:04Score a goal through a tie.

00:40:06There's a tiny chance.

00:40:08I've kidnapped faith again.

00:40:10Oh, yeah.

00:40:12What a shit idea this is.

00:40:14What a shit.

00:40:16Little dink.

00:40:18Go on.

00:40:20I'll score the volley.

00:40:22Read it and weep, Melvin, because he's going to hit it

00:40:24and I'm going to score it.

00:40:30Come on!

00:40:34I'm laughing. It's really hard.

00:40:36Yeah, no, if in doubt.

00:40:38Go away, ChrisMD.

00:40:40Shut up.

00:40:42He's just brought in the winger. It's good play, that.

00:40:44Oh, my God.

00:40:46All right, yeah, yeah.

00:40:48Here we go.

00:40:50Here comes that tire.

00:40:52Ah!

00:40:54This is going to be hard.

00:40:56Honestly, just roll it from like there.

00:40:58Go on, Vic.

00:41:04Okay, okay.

00:41:06He's done it.

00:41:08This is fun, though, isn't it?

00:41:10I think this is the epitome of it.

00:41:12I've never had much more fun.

00:41:16I'm going to get my toes ready because I thought I was just going to bounce.

00:41:18You're athletic. You're strong.

00:41:20You score, Joshua. Can you score?

00:41:24I'm here.

00:41:26What do you want?

00:41:28Come on, Harry.

00:41:30It's on you.

00:41:32For fuck's sake.

00:41:34Do we admit defeat on this?

00:41:36I don't know. I don't know if that's our mentality.

00:41:38Ah!

00:41:40What?

00:41:42The game is the game.

00:41:44Jump in the ball. Jump in the ball. Jump in the ball.

00:41:46The ball went up. The drone came down.

00:41:48It killed.

00:41:50Look at this, then.

00:41:52The drone has come down.

00:41:54Look at the airflow of the ball

00:41:56that went past it.

00:41:58Yes!

00:42:00That's decent.

00:42:02That's decent, brother. That is decent.

00:42:04Right, as there was

00:42:06a little bit of uncertainty on the drone challenge there.

00:42:08Well, not in our books.

00:42:10Okay, well, in the referee's book,

00:42:12I think you get £300 instead of the full budget

00:42:14on that one.

00:42:16I think it was £1,200.

00:42:18Oh, my God!

00:42:20Did you hit a drone?

00:42:22Yes. A drone hit a drone.

00:42:24Or did the drone-tions cause the drone to hit?

00:42:28Shall we have a quick look at the scores, everyone?

00:42:30So, Joe and Harry, Miles in the lead at the moment.

00:42:32And then the other two are...

00:42:34The two stinky teams are still on £4,500.

00:42:36But now,

00:42:38there's another chance to do a group challenge.

00:42:40So, we're going to go into a challenge

00:42:42where every time you shoot,

00:42:44a keeper gets added.

00:42:46That sounds familiar, doesn't it?

00:42:48For every goalkeeper you score past, you get £100.

00:42:50Let's go!

00:42:52Could we please have the blue team taking first

00:42:54against one keeper?

00:42:56You're going against one.

00:42:58Go on, Vicky, boy.

00:43:00Get it. Get it.

00:43:02Pow. Pow.

00:43:04I rate the pow.

00:43:06Unlucky, mate.

00:43:08Go on, Harry.

00:43:12I was going top bins.

00:43:14It's me.

00:43:16This man has been practising.

00:43:18Here he goes.

00:43:20He's got spaghetti legs.

00:43:22Look at them calves.

00:43:28You horny devil.

00:43:32We're going to add in another goalkeeper now.

00:43:34Can we add in the Liverpoolian goalkeeper?

00:43:36He's at the pub.

00:43:38Liverpoolian.

00:43:40Now, what you do is you put it down the middle.

00:43:42It's called the divorce shot.

00:43:50Child divorce.

00:43:52Orphan.

00:43:54Twice it, Simon.

00:44:00All right, let's go.

00:44:02He's got a rifle in.

00:44:04Hey!

00:44:08I tried to divorce them.

00:44:10It's all right.

00:44:12The judge said no custody today.

00:44:14If he scores this, your team has taken the lead

00:44:16in this challenge.

00:44:18100-100.

00:44:20Ethan has half a leg right now, so it's fine.

00:44:22That arse is so flat.

00:44:24Love that corner, Josh.

00:44:26Let him know.

00:44:28That's it.

00:44:30Oh, no.

00:44:32It's cold.

00:44:34Toby's turned up.

00:44:36Another goalkeeper, I think.

00:44:40He's got 12-year-old boots on.

00:44:46You made it sound so pedophilic.

00:44:48That's exactly what I meant.

00:44:50These lot, they're having a mother's week.

00:44:52Divorce them all.

00:44:54Divorce them, Harry.

00:44:56No threesomes round here.

00:44:58Oh!

00:45:00That's my Minter.

00:45:02Unlucky.

00:45:04Unlucky, mate.

00:45:10Good effort, mate.

00:45:12What a keeper!

00:45:14Get the headset off.

00:45:16He's going to break the headset.

00:45:18Who's this bloke?

00:45:20We've all only scored one.

00:45:22He's listening to music.

00:45:24Where the hell do I owe?

00:45:26Oh, Mini Minter.

00:45:28He's 43 years old.

00:45:30Oh!

00:45:32Good save.

00:45:34Boys, we're finished.

00:45:36We've done three goalies only, mate.

00:45:40Goal!

00:45:42It's a goal!

00:45:44Well done.

00:45:46Well done.

00:45:48Not the green team.

00:45:50It's almost like you spotted a wig link.

00:45:52Get on, Ben.

00:45:54You've got this, mate.

00:45:56It's all in your head.

00:45:58Oh!

00:46:00I think there's

00:46:02an obvious person to aim for.

00:46:04They're on 200.

00:46:06We're on 100.

00:46:08One more keeper, please.

00:46:10He's there.

00:46:12It's a lady.

00:46:14Get your knob out.

00:46:20Get it out!

00:46:22Get your arse out!

00:46:24Turned from a chant

00:46:26to a demand.

00:46:28This is going in, I'm telling you.

00:46:30Look at this.

00:46:32Finish him!

00:46:34Oh!

00:46:36Is that all you, G?

00:46:38Fucking crawling on the floor.

00:46:40Headbutt in the floor.

00:46:42Broken.

00:46:44Can I try them on?

00:46:46They're really small.

00:46:48Which one?

00:46:50Oh, my God.

00:46:52The TikTok edits right now.

00:46:54Oh, no.

00:46:56I want you to know no one was watching.

00:46:58I couldn't see.

00:47:00Put some glasses on, sorry.

00:47:02Simon's going to rascal up this ball.

00:47:04Time to smash it.

00:47:06Let him have it.

00:47:08Good morning.

00:47:10I don't know what time it is.

00:47:14Oh, my God!

00:47:16Oh!

00:47:18No!

00:47:20That's my sweet prince.

00:47:22What have you done?

00:47:24He's come to take our money.

00:47:26Oh!

00:47:28Big John's a good answer.

00:47:30Big John says no.

00:47:32I don't want to embarrass myself, so I won't do that.

00:47:34He's trying to put them off.

00:47:36Oh!

00:47:38Big John's just having all the balls.

00:47:40I hate the middle.

00:47:42Here we go.

00:47:44Here comes trouble.

00:47:46And it starts to let them know.

00:47:48Hit it!

00:47:50Yes!

00:47:52Oh!

00:47:54Come on, Harry.

00:47:58Oh!

00:48:00Yes!

00:48:02Beautiful!

00:48:04How are they doing?

00:48:06Josh, aim at that one.

00:48:08Josh, aim at that one.

00:48:10Aim for the small man.

00:48:12He's clearly not a goalkeeper.

00:48:14It's over there, look.

00:48:18Standing in front of him.

00:48:20John's actually standing in front of him.

00:48:22Are you all protecting him?

00:48:24No, it's okay.

00:48:26There's some camaraderie.

00:48:28Oh!

00:48:30Unlucky, mate.

00:48:32Bring in the final keeper.

00:48:34Oh, no.

00:48:36Oh!

00:48:38Oh!

00:48:40Oh!

00:48:42Oh!

00:48:44Eight men couldn't stop him.

00:48:50That penalty spot is knackered.

00:48:52It's two mounds by the side.

00:48:54It's a trench.

00:48:56He can't hear anything right now in his head.

00:48:58Oh!

00:49:00He's done it.

00:49:02He's done it.

00:49:04That was a close one.

00:49:06Well done.

00:49:08Last shot at £100.

00:49:10Anyone want to put 130 scores?

00:49:12I don't think he does.

00:49:14I'll bet 130 scores.

00:49:16What is this?

00:49:18Chris, you see that?

00:49:20They mug him off.

00:49:22No, please!

00:49:24Put it in!

00:49:26Quick!

00:49:28Oh!

00:49:30Oh!

00:49:32I've lost £100, I'm sorry.

00:49:34No!

00:49:36£100 is a lot of money.

00:49:38£100 is nothing, I'm sorry.

00:49:42That is £300 to the blue team,

00:49:44£300 to the green team,

00:49:46and £200 to the yellow team.

00:49:48Yes!

00:49:50We evened it up a bit.

00:49:52Let's go back to the tyre.

00:49:54Head the ball ten times into a bin.

00:49:56Do you want to do that?

00:49:58One, two, three, four.

00:50:00Is that hard?

00:50:02Let's do a practice.

00:50:04Ethan, do you want to do anything?

00:50:06This is a sad time now.

00:50:08If I feed you, can I get some money?

00:50:12We can do this.

00:50:14Where's the bin?

00:50:16We're back on the tyres.

00:50:18A little breather.

00:50:20It's time to go.

00:50:22It's too light.

00:50:24Get that tyre coming back.

00:50:26Oh, God.

00:50:30I don't know if being that close

00:50:32is a good idea.

00:50:34Ready?

00:50:48More power on the head.

00:50:50Morale's gone pretty low here.

00:50:52That's why I'm here.

00:50:56Fuck me.

00:50:58This is bleak.

00:51:00I want to kill myself.

00:51:02That's for an hour.

00:51:06It's so fucking annoyingly close.

00:51:08We should never have had that break.

00:51:10I can't be fucked.

00:51:14As soon as you have food,

00:51:16it's like...

00:51:18This is the one.

00:51:20This is the one.

00:51:26One, two, three.

00:51:32Eight.

00:51:34No!

00:51:36You're taking the piss.

00:51:38How is that just happening?

00:51:40One, two, three, four, five,

00:51:42six, seven, eight, nine.

00:51:44Yeah!

00:51:46Come on!

00:51:48Let's go.

00:51:50That was a quick challenge to do.

00:51:52We didn't waste too much time on that.

00:51:54Big money. Come on.

00:51:56500.

00:51:58For the time spent, it's all right.

00:52:00I'll do it from here.

00:52:04No!

00:52:06He's done it!

00:52:08Let's go.

00:52:10My teammate.

00:52:12If this ain't over a grand.

00:52:14Really?

00:52:16Yes, please.

00:52:182,000.

00:52:20Yes!

00:52:22We might win this.

00:52:24Seven grand.

00:52:26What do we do?

00:52:28Scoring every target.

00:52:30Oh, because I could just luck this.

00:52:32Yeah, let's go.

00:52:34Score a 35-yard free kick.

00:52:36Let's go.

00:52:38In my head, I was thinking

00:52:40we're from here, to be honest.

00:52:4225.

00:52:44We can do that. That's okay.

00:52:46Should we not do this one?

00:52:48Should we just scribble out the two

00:52:50and write a three?

00:52:52Can you give up on the challenge

00:52:54and do it differently?

00:52:56I was talking.

00:52:58It was a perfect loop.

00:53:00But it was far away.

00:53:02You need to be on the spot, ready to go.

00:53:06That's better, though.

00:53:08I like that movement.

00:53:10We have to try and get every single one of these.

00:53:12I'll just go for the top.

00:53:14You go for the bottom.

00:53:16I'll just get anything.

00:53:22That went through.

00:53:24Spot in the middle.

00:53:26That went through.

00:53:28You will turn into a fat piece of lard again

00:53:30if you don't hit a crossbar right now.

00:53:34Oh, what a finish.

00:53:38Oh, what a goal.

00:53:42I want to kill myself.

00:53:44I think I'll just go and throw it at the crossbar

00:53:46and sort it in the edit.

00:53:48Cut the angle.

00:53:50Oh, yeah.

00:53:54Please help.

00:53:58It can't get better than that.

00:54:00You had 10 minutes to watch it.

00:54:04I ran too far in.

00:54:06I was too active.

00:54:08It threw me right off.

00:54:10That gives you a bit of hope

00:54:12because it can be done.

00:54:18Yeah, yeah.

00:54:20Second from the left.

00:54:22I'll get that top right.

00:54:26Wow.

00:54:28Look at that, everyone.

00:54:30Easy.

00:54:32That looks really legitimate.

00:54:34We are cashing in the

00:54:36scorer 25-yard

00:54:38free kick box.

00:54:40Let's go.

00:54:42Do you know how far out 35 yards is, by the way?

00:54:44It's still not 35 yards, thankfully.

00:54:46Oh, did you change it?

00:54:48No, it's 25.

00:54:50I think we've all agreed synonymously

00:54:52that it's ridiculous to do 35.

00:54:54No, it says 25.

00:54:56I promise you it says 25.

00:54:58Shall we have a look?

00:55:00I bet you 100 points,

00:55:02100 quid,

00:55:04it says 25.

00:55:06It definitely says 25.

00:55:08Okay, let's have a look.

00:55:10We'll just make sure.

00:55:12See?

00:55:16It does say 25.

00:55:1825 yards.

00:55:20We've butchered their pitch.

00:55:24Yes!

00:55:26It bounced too much.

00:55:28Three crossbars in a row, guys.

00:55:30You hit two in a row.

00:55:34Fuck off, man.

00:55:36Why does that happen?

00:55:44Bro cannot stop hitting crossbars today.

00:55:46Let's see it, man.

00:55:48Through the hole.

00:55:52Yes!

00:55:56This is difficult.

00:55:58This is very difficult.

00:56:00What are you doing?

00:56:04There's no rule against us

00:56:06both kicking at the same time, right?

00:56:08Come on, Gareth.

00:56:10You've got this.

00:56:12You've killed a man.

00:56:17Same time?

00:56:19Yes.

00:56:21Three, two, one.

00:56:23I don't know about this.

00:56:25Yes!

00:56:27No, no, no.

00:56:29It's fair play.

00:56:31Not on my watch.

00:56:33It's fair play if ever I did see it.

00:56:35Come in here and do it.

00:56:37Do it for me.

00:56:39Do you want to put the ball in front of us?

00:56:41Yes, sure.

00:56:43We'll do the Ronaldo breathe in on the count of three.

00:56:46Okay, ready?

00:56:48Go on, Harry.

00:56:50You've run into the ball.

00:56:57New one?

00:56:59Yes!

00:57:01Come on!

00:57:03Far right middle.

00:57:05Oh, yes!

00:57:07Right, now you've got to hit the rest.

00:57:11That's actually all right.

00:57:13Oh, fuck off, world!

00:57:15Universe!

00:57:17All the atoms that make me me.

00:57:19Why am I doing this?

00:57:21Why?

00:57:23We're just fucking stardust.

00:57:25My fucking little noodle brain is not telling my stardust

00:57:27to fucking do things properly.

00:57:29You're stardust.

00:57:31We're all just fucking made out of it, mate.

00:57:33We're fucking little weird atoms that evolved

00:57:35to fucking talk and yap and not be able to do things.

00:57:37I need that top left.

00:57:39I need to just hit the GoPro.

00:57:41Yes!

00:57:43Go on, top left!

00:57:45Yes!

00:57:47All right, five more. Five more to go.

00:57:49Yes!

00:57:51What did you get?

00:57:53Top right.

00:57:55Okay, so top right and top left are done.

00:57:57We need one more on the top, third from left.

00:58:03But even that he's not going to get it.

00:58:05Yes!

00:58:07Oh!

00:58:09Yes!

00:58:11But he just walks over to it.

00:58:13I can't get the power on it.

00:58:15I'm about to get up to no good, let me tell you that.

00:58:17I'll give them one more attempt.

00:58:19They've got one more.

00:58:21They're trying to hit the post. What the fuck are they doing?

00:58:23Oh no, they've changed challenge.

00:58:25I think they've changed challenge.

00:58:27They're going for the woodwork.

00:58:29Yes!

00:58:31Josh, he's hit the crossbar.

00:58:33How do I do this one?

00:58:35Can he do it?

00:58:37Do I dink it or what?

00:58:39Just fucking hit the crossbar from the very spot, please.

00:58:41Yes!

00:58:53Yes!

00:58:55I don't care if it's wood at the house.

00:58:57I don't care.

00:58:59All right, come on, Vik.

00:59:01Yes!

00:59:03Yes!

00:59:05Two more!

00:59:09Yes!

00:59:11I bet it's £100.

00:59:15Oh mate, we're getting battered.

00:59:17I told you, just calories.

00:59:19Can we do it?

00:59:21Every calorie we eat, we get a pound?

00:59:23No, you've got the zinger on your team, that's an unfair advantage.

00:59:25I've got a morale plan for us.

00:59:27We go on a walk, get a drink and a snack.

00:59:29We find John Joselvy.

00:59:31No one's found him yet.

00:59:33We need to get back in the game, that's all.

00:59:35Our morale's very low.

00:59:37John Jo wouldn't be out there, would he?

00:59:39Ethan, if there's anywhere in this place it would be,

00:59:41that's the place I'd check.

00:59:43I might just look at your arse from below and admire it.

00:59:45There's not much to it, but I'd admire it anyway.

00:59:47You've got good calves, though.

00:59:49I've got a mouthful of mouthful.

00:59:51Oh, John Jo.

00:59:53Is John Jo out there? John Jo!

00:59:57I hear a lot of noise.

00:59:59Bez!

01:00:03What are you and John Jo getting up to up there?

01:00:05Bez, are you all right? Is John Jo up there?

01:00:07John Jo!

01:00:09John Jo!

01:00:11John Jo!

01:00:13Now you should just point to the sky like you've got a wand

01:00:15and just go...

01:00:19No one can see his face, though.

01:00:21Yeah, that was perfect.

01:00:23Oh.

01:00:25Yes!

01:00:27Yes!

01:00:29Please, over a grand.

01:00:31Oh, my God!

01:00:33Oh, no.

01:00:35No.

01:00:37Right.

01:00:39£500!

01:00:41Vandalism. That's a yellow card

01:00:43to Simon Mintz, I'm afraid, there.

01:00:45Vandalism of company property.

01:00:47That's minus £100.

01:00:49I hate to do it,

01:00:51but the laws of the game have to be upheld.

01:00:53All right, Buzigi! Yeah?

01:00:55John Jo Shelby is worth...

01:00:57I don't know how much. I don't see it.

01:00:59I can't see.

01:01:01£350!

01:01:03£50 to climb that up. Are we in the lead?

01:01:05Harry, I think you're going to have to do this one, mate.

01:01:07Let's move the wall over this way.

01:01:09This one's you, Harry.

01:01:11I reckon an in-swinger. Just believe in your heart.

01:01:13I'm going to do this.

01:01:15Somewhat inbred heart.

01:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:01:19What are you doing?

01:01:21Ow! Whoa!

01:01:23Why would you want to hurt yourself like that?

01:01:25I thought it would be funny for the content.

01:01:27Come on, Harry!

01:01:29Use a bit of move.

01:01:31Yes!

01:01:33Oh!

01:01:35Yes!

01:01:37Yes!

01:01:39Yes!

01:01:41Yes!

01:01:43That was sensational, mate!

01:01:45Come on!

01:01:47What?

01:01:49What's funny?

01:01:51That doesn't look like a two.

01:01:53It looks like tape.

01:01:55What did you guys just do? Which one?

01:01:57We just scored a 25-yarder.

01:01:59Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:01You scored a 25-yard free kick?

01:02:03Yes. The referee did that.

01:02:05No, no, no.

01:02:07What's happened there?

01:02:09No, no, no.

01:02:11No, no, no.

01:02:13The referee changed it, Simon Miniminter.

01:02:15He'd have to change it because 35 yards

01:02:17was a bit silly.

01:02:19We are now going to complete

01:02:21a three-legged lap of the

01:02:23pitch.

01:02:25Get your boot in there.

01:02:27Let's enjoy ourselves.

01:02:29Let's get into a rhythm.

01:02:31Yes.

01:02:33Yeah, man. Classes.

01:02:35Oh, fuck.

01:02:37What a piece of shit.

01:02:39The prize is...

01:02:41£500.

01:02:43That's a bit underpaid, isn't it?

01:02:45A little bit, yes.

01:02:47I'm complaining about the integrity

01:02:49of the FA.

01:02:51He's broken the box.

01:02:53I didn't mean to do that.

01:02:55I didn't mean to do that.

01:02:57It's my friend, Accordion.

01:02:59Oh, no.

01:03:01You've literally just broken the box

01:03:03in front of my very eyes.

01:03:05You want to go for your...

01:03:07Just do lobs.

01:03:09I'll move if it's going to hit me in the face.

01:03:11You're blowing it.

01:03:13Go.

01:03:15What?

01:03:17I think that might have hit him.

01:03:19Well, it didn't.

01:03:21Did I move out of the way?

01:03:23Potentially. I don't know.

01:03:25If you want to head, I can cross it into you and you can header it.

01:03:27Do you want to do that?

01:03:29I reckon we could do that.

01:03:31Josh, why are you looking over there?

01:03:33I'm barging into you.

01:03:35He's not walking with an E, mate.

01:03:37Josh, look.

01:03:39I can step on the white line.

01:03:41You're on the white line?

01:03:43Yes.

01:03:45One, two.

01:03:47One, two.

01:03:49Surely, you have to just hit him as hard

01:03:51as you can in the nuts for content, don't you?

01:03:53How much money?

01:03:55That's my teammate.

01:03:57Yes!

01:03:59He's done it.

01:04:01And I didn't die.

01:04:03I knew I trusted you.

01:04:05I can't believe I didn't hit him.

01:04:07That was quite good. Simon was the one doing that.

01:04:09If that was Ethan or Harry doing that.

01:04:11I wouldn't have let anyone else do that.

01:04:13I would not let any other member of the Sidemen do that.

01:04:15Fuck off,

01:04:17you prick.

01:04:19We like to eat

01:04:21dick.

01:04:23Let's go.

01:04:25For how long it took,

01:04:27that's all right.

01:04:29500 quid.

01:04:31We are clearly in the lead.

01:04:33One challenge could get two grand.

01:04:35A, B, C,

01:04:37D, E,

01:04:39F, G,

01:04:41H, I,

01:04:43J, K, L,

01:04:451, 2,

01:04:473, 1,

01:04:492,

01:04:512,

01:04:533,

01:04:553,

01:04:573,

01:04:593,

01:05:013,

01:05:033,

01:05:053,

01:05:073,

01:05:093,

01:05:113,

01:05:133,

01:05:153,

01:05:173,

01:05:193,

01:05:213,

01:05:231 Loss.

01:05:25Thanks to

01:05:27Chris Winchester who

01:05:29Very nice.

01:05:29Oh, right.

01:05:30Actually.

01:05:31No, no, Chris.

01:05:32No, no, no, no, no.

01:05:33Chris, why are you being like this?

01:05:35Chris, wait, mate.

01:05:36What did I get the yellow for?

01:05:37That was a serious dive I just saw right there.

01:05:40Unfortunately, I am going to have to book you for that.

01:05:43You hate to see simulation in the beautiful game.

01:05:46Oh, you're ugly, mate.

01:05:47And we're done.

01:05:49My fucking toe.

01:05:50Why do I, why do I not want to brake now?

01:05:52Ow!

01:05:55Afer, there's a chance there's two grand in it.

01:05:58You reckon, yeah?

01:05:59There's not many left.

01:06:00You ready?

01:06:01Yeah.

01:06:02Fuck off, he is as well.

01:06:06Two grand.

01:06:07We're in the lead.

01:06:08We're winning.

01:06:09We're winning.

01:06:10We're winning.

01:06:11They just got two grand.

01:06:12For fucking what?

01:06:13For the three-legged fucking bullshit.

01:06:14I told you we should have done the three-legged race.

01:06:16I told you.

01:06:17All right, let's get hat trick.

01:06:18Puff hat trick.

01:06:19All right, Melvin, get yourself in goal.

01:06:20I'm about to bag a hat trick.

01:06:21This man's got a fucking raging boner.

01:06:23I'd be worried.

01:06:24Get in goal now.

01:06:25I'd be really worried.

01:06:26Go on, right foot.

01:06:26Let's see it.

01:06:29Okay.

01:06:30It's on target.

01:06:31Vic, I got faith in you, you know?

01:06:32I know, but I'm just playing it to it.

01:06:33Your right foot's literally ripped.

01:06:38Mate, that is disgraceful.

01:06:41That's actually disgusting.

01:06:43That is disgusting.

01:06:45Got to do five of these.

01:06:47Oh yeah.

01:06:49Yes!

01:06:50All right, that's a helping.

01:06:51Yellow card for Big John for cheating,

01:06:53but that is a goal.

01:06:54Big John has got, his cold heart is warm,

01:06:57and he's laying some easy ones in.

01:06:58Let's go, Harry.

01:07:02Hey, hey.

01:07:03I'm scared to plop my foot.

01:07:06Fucking pow!

01:07:10Well, put that away.

01:07:12Pow!

01:07:14Stupid left foot.

01:07:16Pow!

01:07:20Oh, I'm so knackered.

01:07:21I'm so knackered.

01:07:27Shit.

01:07:29Shit.

01:07:31There we go.

01:07:32All right, header, header, header, header, header.

01:07:34Header, header, header.

01:07:35Okay.

01:07:37Ah!

01:07:38Go on, Vic.

01:07:40Go on, Vic.

01:07:44Good effort.

01:07:48Yeah!

01:07:49He did it!

01:07:50He scored the header!

01:07:51Simon's done everything, but I don't care.

01:07:54What did you do?

01:07:55Perfect hand trick!

01:07:56Oh, they've done it.

01:07:58Scored a perfect hand trick, please.

01:08:02Yeah, but no, smash the box, smash the box.

01:08:04I know you want to.

01:08:05750.

01:08:08Oh.

01:08:09Oh, is it final challenge?

01:08:10How's your head?

01:08:11Mate, not great.

01:08:12It looks red.

01:08:13It looks very red.

01:08:14Feet aren't well.

01:08:15Head's gone.

01:08:17Do you want me to try a few headers?

01:08:18Yeah, maybe.

01:08:18Right, let's have a quick run of the scores.

01:08:21So, oh dear, Harry and Ethan are on 7,000.

01:08:24Well, thankfully it's not Harry and Ethan

01:08:25who have fucking numbed it.

01:08:26Oh!

01:08:27No, no, no!

01:08:28We can't lose any!

01:08:29We can't lose any!

01:08:30We can't lose any!

01:08:31We can't lose any!

01:08:32Right.

01:08:33Be a good man.

01:08:34What do you mean you can't lose any more money?

01:08:35You shouldn't talk to him like that.

01:08:36Because the two stinkers are at the bottom of the table,

01:08:38we're going to not take away any money.

01:08:40Harry and Daryl on 7,000.

01:08:41We will then have Ethan and Josh on 8,000.

01:08:45And Vicstar, and as you know, it's just Simon on 8,000.

01:08:48It is, it is.

01:08:49Right, we are now moving into another group challenge.

01:08:51We are going to do elimination shots.

01:08:54Now, the ball launcher is going to fire the ball in

01:08:56and you will have to control the ball

01:08:58and score from the edge of the box.

01:08:59If you then score, then the next person has to score

01:09:02or they get eliminated.

01:09:04Okay.

01:09:04The team that wins gets 1,000 pounds.

01:09:06Okay.

01:09:07Okay, go.

01:09:08Let's go, champ.

01:09:08Unless it's the green team, because I fucking hate them.

01:09:09If I stick it somewhere cool, like, can I get two grand?

01:09:12That's weird.

01:09:14I reckon, if he can get that onto Harry

01:09:18without Harry noticing.

01:09:19Yeah, I'll give you 500 quid

01:09:20if you can get that onto Harry without noticing.

01:09:22Onto his back, or like?

01:09:23Yeah.

01:09:24Oh, touch me!

01:09:25Don't touch.

01:09:26Yeah, here, here, I'll tell you.

01:09:28I think Chris just pick an order, right?

01:09:30Yeah.

01:09:31Order!

01:09:32Oh, look, that's why I'm into this shit, mate.

01:09:33I don't know if I can grip on the ground.

01:09:35Oh, yeah, you've got no fucking-

01:09:36He's on Chris.

01:09:37Chris, we're good to go.

01:09:38What is, what, I have a question.

01:09:39What is that?

01:09:40Right, um, what's what?

01:09:42Ah!

01:09:43Ow!

01:09:44Wait, what happened there?

01:09:45Where's my fist?

01:09:46Wait, red for red.

01:09:47He's dying.

01:09:48He's, he pushed my fist into his face.

01:09:51Simulation.

01:09:52Oh, Harry, you okay, mate?

01:09:53Go on, help him up.

01:09:54Ouch!

01:09:57Wait, you're not able.

01:09:58That's two simulations.

01:10:00You can't, you can't.

01:10:01I-

01:10:01Referee!

01:10:03He just climbed to my bum.

01:10:05I wish.

01:10:07I have made my decision,

01:10:08and unfortunately, I'm going to award the yellow team

01:10:11£500 for managing to put a sign on Harry's back

01:10:15without him noticing.

01:10:17What do you mean?

01:10:18What?

01:10:19Why?

01:10:19It says-

01:10:20Why does that get away?

01:10:21Ah!

01:10:22Whoa!

01:10:23Yay!

01:10:24Got him!

01:10:25Right, blue team,

01:10:26would you like to go first in this challenge?

01:10:27Go on, big star, mate.

01:10:28There you go.

01:10:29Do you want to go?

01:10:30Yeah, go for it.

01:10:31Yeah, go on, mate.

01:10:31So what's this?

01:10:32One touch.

01:10:33Oh, that's beautiful.

01:10:34Bye!

01:10:35Fuck!

01:10:36This is going to be difficult.

01:10:37Yeah.

01:10:38Right.

01:10:39Touch.

01:10:39Oh, it's lovely.

01:10:40Oh, it's serious.

01:10:41It's really serious.

01:10:42Can the ball go into the area?

01:10:44Yeah, I think so.

01:10:44Yeah, okay.

01:10:45You can touch it into the area.

01:10:46Go on, Harry!

01:10:47I think so.

01:10:48Oh, not too far, though.

01:10:49Me, me, me, me, me!

01:10:50Oh, stinky.

01:10:51Big stinky poo-poo, Harry.

01:10:52Let's go, Vik!

01:10:53Go on, Vik!

01:10:54Go on, Vicky boy!

01:10:56If he scores, I don't know.

01:10:57Let it go.

01:10:58Oh, Vicky Bocca Johnson.

01:11:01Whoa!

01:11:03Oh!

01:11:04Oh, you passed him, mate.

01:11:05Oh, that, uh...

01:11:06Are you sure?

01:11:07I don't think, I don't...

01:11:08I didn't like that look he gave

01:11:09before launching the ball.

01:11:10Oh!

01:11:11No, no, no!

01:11:11Get out, get out of there!

01:11:13Lads, no one's scoring.

01:11:15I'm telling you.

01:11:15Oh, oh, oh.

01:11:16Oh, yeah, he is.

01:11:17Oh!

01:11:18Whoa!

01:11:20You're lucky I didn't...

01:11:21Get out, get out, get out!

01:11:23Oh!

01:11:23He's asking to be hit.

01:11:25Oh!

01:11:30He's come to him,

01:11:31and he's hit him right foot volley,

01:11:33and it's gone into the corner.

01:11:34What?

01:11:35By the way, if Harry does score,

01:11:36you have to score.

01:11:37No, no.

01:11:38If Harry scores, I'll sit out.

01:11:40Okay.

01:11:40You've got this.

01:11:41He tried for it.

01:11:42Yes, oh, it's good time!

01:11:43Hey, you're...

01:11:44He tried for it.

01:11:45One out, one out, one out.

01:11:47You're out, Harry!

01:11:47You're out there!

01:11:48All right, here he goes.

01:11:50Oh!

01:11:51Oh!

01:11:52Touch!

01:11:53Touch me!

01:11:54I'm going to tell you what...

01:11:54You're mean.

01:11:55You're so mean.

01:11:56That's really out of order.

01:11:59A hundred pounds to John.

01:12:00That was funny.

01:12:01Come on, Josh.

01:12:02Josh.

01:12:03Good luck, Josh.

01:12:04Not going to be a goal

01:12:05in the Cybermatch this year, is there?

01:12:07Got to go on my shoulders.

01:12:08Legs go, Andy.

01:12:09Yeah, I'm really bad.

01:12:10Oh!

01:12:11Oh!

01:12:11Fucking hell, I've almost gone there.

01:12:14As in, I've almost come.

01:12:15Go on, Josh!

01:12:17Go on, Josh!

01:12:19Oh, good touch!

01:12:20No.

01:12:21Oh!

01:12:22That was for you.

01:12:22With the haircut.

01:12:23You know what?

01:12:24I'm off.

01:12:25Touch.

01:12:26That's it.

01:12:27That's it.

01:12:27No.

01:12:28No?

01:12:29No, no, no.

01:12:30It's a morale booster.

01:12:31If that was quick start, one, two, three,

01:12:33you'd be like, yeah!

01:12:33Oh, touch.

01:12:38That doesn't count.

01:12:39You're miles inside the screen.

01:12:40Come on, Joseph.

01:12:42Oh.

01:12:42That's where it lands.

01:12:43Hit it!

01:12:45Oh, you...

01:12:45Not me.

01:12:46I keep getting fired.

01:12:47What did I say?

01:12:49Why have you not given me points for that one?

01:12:51Go on.

01:12:52Go on.

01:12:53I'll tell you what, Vik.

01:12:54He's touching it.

01:12:55That wasn't bad.

01:12:56Yeah.

01:12:56That wasn't bad at all.

01:12:57A bunch of 30-year-olds hurting themselves.

01:12:59Oh, shit.

01:13:00Oh, cut.

01:13:01Shit.

01:13:01Oh, God.

01:13:02What?

01:13:06Right.

01:13:07What do we do about this challenge now?

01:13:09No one scores shit.

01:13:11We're all so shit.

01:13:12I'm going to allow you to go inside the box.

01:13:13Not now.

01:13:14Finish.

01:13:15That's crazy.

01:13:16Yeah!

01:13:17Oh, no, no.

01:13:18Huh?

01:13:19No, that counts.

01:13:20That counts.

01:13:21That counts.

01:13:22Yeah.

01:13:22Allowed.

01:13:23Oh, yeah.

01:13:24Oh!

01:13:25Hang on.

01:13:26Hang on.

01:13:27Ref.

01:13:28Ref.

01:13:29Ref.

01:13:29So, are we taking these?

01:13:30I think that's got to be allowed.

01:13:31Yeah.

01:13:32That's a goal.

01:13:33That is a goal.

01:13:34Yeah.

01:13:34Yeah, like...

01:13:35That's okay.

01:13:36He's out.

01:13:38Oh, shit.

01:13:39To be fair, we have to.

01:13:39Yeah, we have to.

01:13:40We're all too naxed.

01:13:41We're all too naxed.

01:13:42We're all too naxed.

01:13:43We're all too naxed.

01:13:44We're all too naxed.

01:13:46Oh, here we go.

01:13:48The cum guzzler.

01:13:48Oh!

01:13:49The cum guzzler.

01:13:51No!

01:13:52No!

01:13:52Last chance, mate.

01:13:54Go on, Josh.

01:13:56I'll strike it.

01:13:57Yeah.

01:13:58Now, quickly finish it.

01:13:59Strike that puppy.

01:14:00No.

01:14:01Yes!

01:14:02Josh Sarkar!

01:14:04Stiffest.

01:14:05Joe's got to score.

01:14:06He's got to win it.

01:14:06He's got to score.

01:14:07He's got to score.

01:14:08What?

01:14:09What did he say?

01:14:10Oh, yeah.

01:14:11I can't hear you, mate.

01:14:11No.

01:14:12Well, this doesn't.

01:14:13Oh!

01:14:14No!

01:14:15No!

01:14:16No!

01:14:17Yes!

01:14:18So, it's me and you.

01:14:18Get him walking.

01:14:19He's hanging on.

01:14:21How are you going to double the guns?

01:14:22Oh, no.

01:14:23It's me and Vik versus Josh.

01:14:24Get the willy out of him.

01:14:25I'm doing it, mate.

01:14:27I'm doing it now.

01:14:29I'm taking my trousers down,

01:14:31and I'm going to fucking.

01:14:33What's going on?

01:14:34It's puppy time.

01:14:36Right.

01:14:37It's mini, mini.

01:14:40Oh, it's done.

01:14:41Well done.

01:14:42If that counts, so can you.

01:14:43Yeah.

01:14:44You can do that.

01:14:45Yeah, yeah.

01:14:46Get it out of the box and just slot it.

01:14:47Josh.

01:14:48Slot it.

01:14:49Oh, no.

01:14:50Wembley Stadium.

01:14:51Oh, yeah.

01:14:51There it is.

01:14:52Go on.

01:14:53Then it's him.

01:14:54Oh, no.

01:14:55Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

01:14:57Sorry.

01:14:58You're still in.

01:14:59Vik's not still in.

01:15:00You're still in.

01:15:01Wait, do we play off?

01:15:01Yeah, yeah.

01:15:02It's you two, right?

01:15:03Do they?

01:15:04No.

01:15:05No, there's no point.

01:15:06Team, well done, Blues.

01:15:06Allez les Bleus.

01:15:07It went on too long.

01:15:08I had to go for it.

01:15:10Let's head back to the challenges.

01:15:11All right.

01:15:12Vik, we need one challenge.

01:15:14Third person.

01:15:14Yeah.

01:15:16Yeah.

01:15:16Oh, yeah, that'd be cool, wouldn't it?

01:15:18Do you want to do it?

01:15:18Yeah.

01:15:19Oh, we want to do it.

01:15:21All right.

01:15:22We're going third person.

01:15:23Vik's taking it.

01:15:24All right, Harry.

01:15:24You feel no pain.

01:15:25Let's not give up.

01:15:26Let's go.

01:15:27You feel no pain.

01:15:28That's the one.

01:15:30Goalkeeper.

01:15:31Fuck.

01:15:32Got this, buddy.

01:15:33Fuck.

01:15:34Yes.

01:15:35Yes.

01:15:36Harry.

01:15:36No.

01:15:37Yeah, we're going back,

01:15:39so there's not many challenges left.

01:15:40I'm currently in talks to get Jared Bowen on FaceTime,

01:15:45and then we're just going to start

01:15:46back into the crossbar again.

01:15:47So we're going to try and get three in a row.

01:15:49If we get that on the FaceTime,

01:15:50we've got a chance, haven't we?

01:15:52Yes.

01:15:53Dive.

01:15:54Yes.

01:15:55Yes.

01:15:56We're taking it.

01:15:57Well done, Harry.

01:15:58Ow.

01:16:00My head hurts.

01:16:01I know.

01:16:02I could switch it whenever, mate.

01:16:03Oh, my head aches.

01:16:05Yes.

01:16:06Yes.

01:16:09It is painful.

01:16:10It really is.

01:16:11It really hurts.

01:16:12Wow.

01:16:13I can see Vikkstar's bald spot.

01:16:15Wow, this is so cool.

01:16:17Vikk, I'm watching you play football.

01:16:18This is how I'm going to win.

01:16:20We're just going to cut this to VR porn at some point

01:16:22to throw him off as well.

01:16:23Yeah, that's crazy.

01:16:25Just someone getting their back blown out halfway through.

01:16:28You can watch yourself have sex live.

01:16:31Well, if I had sex.

01:16:33That's true.

01:16:36Oh.

01:16:38Oh.

01:16:39Oh.

01:16:41You fucking have it.

01:16:44Yes, Chad.

01:16:45No.

01:16:46Ow.

01:16:47We can switch if you want.

01:16:49I want to switch.

01:16:51Yeah?

01:16:51Yeah.

01:16:52Okay.

01:16:53This can't be good for us.

01:16:54No, I know.

01:16:55It's really not.

01:16:56It's really not.

01:16:57All right.

01:16:57Come on, Joe.

01:16:58Yep.

01:16:59Six months off your life.

01:17:02Okay.

01:17:02That's a penalty spot.

01:17:03Look to your right.

01:17:05Do you see the ball?

01:17:05That's on a penalty spot.

01:17:07Yeah.

01:17:08Okay.

01:17:08Vikk.

01:17:10To win, basically, I think,

01:17:11if you score one penalty.

01:17:13That's all we need.

01:17:14I'm trying to look.

01:17:14Wait, is that 10,000?

01:17:16Okay, I can see the goal.

01:17:16We only need 400.

01:17:18Wow.

01:17:19Come on, Vikk.

01:17:20To win.

01:17:20Vikk, no.

01:17:22What are you doing?

01:17:23I can't see the ball

01:17:24because my body's blocking the ball.

01:17:25Turn the corner off and start watching yourself.

01:17:27Wait, what if I do this?

01:17:28Wait, wait.

01:17:29Wait.

01:17:30It's fine, it's fine.

01:17:31There.

01:17:32What about that?

01:17:33Oh, yeah, that's better.

01:17:34That's better.

01:17:34Yeah?

01:17:35Oh, no.

01:17:36It's a good effort.

01:17:37It's a good effort.

01:17:38He had to make a save.

01:17:39One more.

01:17:40Oh, so you're taking the other one?

01:17:41No, we got,

01:17:42we had one at the start.

01:17:43I got two.

01:17:44Wait, did I only take one, then?

01:17:46Yeah.

01:17:47So we're-

01:17:48Two more.

01:17:51All right, let's go, Harry.

01:17:57Bro, we can't keep doing this to ourselves.

01:18:00Yeah.

01:18:01I'm going back to normal.

01:18:04Yeah?

01:18:05Go again.

01:18:06That landed on the penalty spot.

01:18:09Damage in my brain.

01:18:11Go on.

01:18:12Yes!

01:18:14Beautiful.

01:18:14Let's go.

01:18:15One more.

01:18:17Please, please, please.

01:18:17Oh, he's about to cook.

01:18:19Oh, my God.

01:18:20Great penalty.

01:18:21Great penalty.

01:18:22Move back, move back.

01:18:23Where's my camera?

01:18:24There.

01:18:24My camera's flipped.

01:18:26Yeah!

01:18:28Well done.

01:18:30Was it worth it?

01:18:31Was it worth it?

01:18:32Is your, like, brain hurt?

01:18:34Yeah, I can't really see the-

01:18:35Yeah, my head, yeah.

01:18:36I'm looking at the sky.

01:18:39Stay still, stay still, stay still.

01:18:40I'm upside down looking at the sky.

01:18:42Okay, you see the ball?

01:18:43Okay, yeah, I see it.

01:18:44Wait, wait, wait.

01:18:46He's done it!

01:18:47Did I score?

01:18:48He's done it!

01:18:52I didn't see it.

01:18:53I didn't-

01:18:5410,000 pounds to Simon and Vikkstar!

01:18:58Quick, open it, open the box.

01:19:00Open the box.

01:19:01750!

01:19:03He's done it!

01:19:04No!

01:19:06He needs 4,200.

01:19:07That would have been all right to be fair.

01:19:09That's decent.

01:19:10You still have to finish.

01:19:11Do we?

01:19:12Second place.

01:19:13Okay.

01:19:14Shit.

01:19:14Yeah, they've just hit 10,000.

01:19:15Oh no.

01:19:16Vikkstar cookery session just happened.

01:19:18Vikkstar with a top binned penalty.

01:19:20More gold in third person.

01:19:21Look at this guy.

01:19:22Go over to the yellow team.

01:19:24Wait, come with me.

01:19:25He just scored a top binned penalty like this.

01:19:27I didn't see where the ball went.

01:19:29That looks so cool.

01:19:30What do you-

01:19:30You must see something a little weird.

01:19:31I'm looking at-

01:19:32I feel like I'm Simon.

01:19:33Like, you guys are really-

01:19:35You got finished.

01:19:36This is how Simon sees the world.

01:19:36Three crossbars in a row?

01:19:37We've got-

01:19:38We've lost brain cells big time.

01:19:40Yeah.

01:19:41But you didn't have many to start off with.

01:19:42Oh, thank you, man.

01:19:43That's very kind of you.

01:19:44Right, should we do this then?

01:19:45Yeah.

01:19:46Crossbars, three in a row.

01:19:47Is it fucking in a row?

01:19:48I think you can do it.

01:19:49Fuck me.

01:19:50Simon, can we pay you to come and help us?

01:19:53Yeah.

01:19:54Hit crossbars in a row.

01:19:55I'll try.

01:19:56Or if you hit a crossbar, volley it afterwards.

01:19:57But I don't know if it counts.

01:19:58Because we hate the green team, right?

01:20:00Does it count?

01:20:01Yeah, sure.

01:20:02What do you want?

01:20:02Three crossbars or crossbar volley?

01:20:04Three crossbars in a row.

01:20:07I'm an NPC.

01:20:16You ready for magic?

01:20:18Oh, shit.

01:20:20No.

01:20:23Yes.

01:20:24No.

01:20:25Yeah, you're never doing this, are you?

01:20:27How are we presenting?

01:20:29Shut up.

01:20:30Three left.

01:20:31You've got to get three in a row.

01:20:34He hit it in the ground before it reached the goal.

01:20:36If you don't hit the crossbar, you're a paedophile.

01:20:38Okay.

01:20:41Paedophile.

01:20:41Are you doing crossbar volley?

01:20:43Yeah.

01:20:48I'm finding the zone now.

01:20:49Maybe you just do it from the penalty spot.

01:20:51Yeah?

01:20:52Yeah.

01:20:53I think I'll give you a penalty spot.

01:20:54Because you're never getting it from back here.

01:20:56Come on, guys.

01:20:56I'd like to see my family again at some point, guys.

01:20:59Yes.

01:21:01I can see their faces.

01:21:04Harry, you've got this, mate.

01:21:07Harry, I love you.

01:21:08Come on.

01:21:09We just might shag you.

01:21:11Where's the camera?

01:21:12This one.

01:21:15And Ronaldo's watching as well.

01:21:18So close.

01:21:19It's so close.

01:21:20So close.

01:21:21Oh, that was so close.

01:21:26Maybe we loiter in the box.

01:21:29Loiter?

01:21:30Does a header count?

01:21:32Can I header it?

01:21:33It's a volley.

01:21:34It's so hard.

01:21:35Look at us.

01:21:36Yeah.

01:21:37Oh, Josh.

01:21:38Oh, give up, mate.

01:21:40Go home.

01:21:41Oh, he's got it.

01:21:42That was one.

01:21:43That counts.

01:21:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:46Yes.

01:21:47We need one more.

01:21:48We need one more.

01:21:49One more.

01:21:50Shall I volley it?

01:21:51No.

01:21:52No.

01:21:53No.

01:21:54No.

01:21:55No.

01:21:56Shall I volley it?

01:21:56No.

01:21:57Take it normally.

01:21:58For the streets.

01:21:59For the streets, you should volley it.

01:22:00Darling, let it back.

01:22:01It's so fit.

01:22:02What did you do that for?

01:22:05It's wobbly.

01:22:07No, no, no, Rob.

01:22:07If it hadn't worked, it's fucking rotten.

01:22:12We're fighting.

01:22:13For a second.

01:22:14Oh, fuck.

01:22:17We've done it.

01:22:20Wait, Josh.

01:22:21Have you finished it?

01:22:22We haven't finished it, have we?

01:22:22All right, let me just freaking do this.

01:22:26One.

01:22:27Okay.

01:22:27Yeah, now, Bobby, Joe, the next one's

01:22:28hit with a bicycle kick.

01:22:30No.

01:22:32Two.

01:22:33Oh.

01:22:34Come on.

01:22:35And now a scorpion kick would look sick

01:22:36for the final one.

01:22:37Oh, really, Chris?

01:22:38Laser focus.

01:22:39Laser focus.

01:22:40Can he do it?

01:22:43You are actually a little fucking.

01:22:50No.

01:22:51No.

01:22:53Watch out.

01:22:54Watch out.

01:22:55Watch out.

01:22:56Watch out.

01:22:57Watch out.

01:22:58Watch out.

01:22:59Watch out.

01:22:59I got it.

01:23:03One.

01:23:03Two.

01:23:04Three.

01:23:05Yeah.

01:23:06Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

01:23:08Oh.

01:23:09That's.

01:23:10Oh, no.

01:23:11That's a straight.

01:23:12That's a straight red card for an RKO.

01:23:14That's in the laws of the game.

01:23:16All right.

01:23:19Let's go, a bloody goal from the crossbar.

01:23:20Two grand.

01:23:21Second place?

01:23:22Yes.

01:23:23Second place.

01:23:24Oh.

01:23:25It's all over.

01:23:26Oh, fuck.

01:23:26We got two grand.

01:23:27Ah.

01:23:28We got two grand.

01:23:29You've done it.

01:23:30Oh.

01:23:31Yes.

01:23:32Second place.

01:23:33I can see my family again.

01:23:34Yeah.

01:23:35Shit, man.

01:23:36Shit, we lost.

01:23:37We lost.

01:23:38Oh, yeah.

01:23:39Big time.

01:23:40And we've lost brain cells.

01:23:41I'm watching the clouds on the blue sky.

01:23:45Yeah, it's time to get dumbed.

01:23:46No, it's not right.

01:23:48That's not why I was rolling over.

01:23:51Yeah.

01:23:54They did their challenge,

01:23:55got two grand and they put 10 grand.

01:23:56Yay.

01:23:57Got a volley off the crossbar.

01:23:59Wait, so who came second?

01:24:00The yellow team.

01:24:00Well done.

01:24:02Well done.

01:24:03I have nothing left in my leg.

01:24:04He's come off the crossbar.

01:24:05Volleyed in.

01:24:05Okay.

01:24:06Well played.

01:24:07Good game.

01:24:08Well played.

01:24:09Well done.

01:24:10Okay.

01:24:10All right.

01:24:11This is going to be a ban afterwards.

01:24:13Well done, everyone.

01:24:14Oh.

01:24:15Oh.

01:24:16Oh.

01:24:17Oh.

01:24:18Oh.

01:24:19Oh.

01:24:20Oh.

01:24:21Oh.

01:24:22Oh.

01:24:23Oh.

01:24:24Oh.

01:24:25Oh.

01:24:26Oh.

01:24:27Oh.

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01:24:40Oh.

01:24:50♪ This is our legacy, remember this.

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