A runaway heiress and a billionaire disguised as a homeless find themselves in a mistaken marriage
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00I'm Brienne, the richest woman in the world, the daughter of the Duke of Sutherland, and
00:07the only heiress of the Targaryen family.
00:31Three years ago, I ran away from home. Viserys saved my life in a car accident, and we started
00:37dating. I didn't want to scare him away, so I lied about who I was and pretended to be
00:41a delivery girl. For three years, I've secretly supported his startup business. And this delivery
00:47job has definitely shown me some weirdos.
00:51Get lost. Today, Mr. Baratheon, the owner of Baratheon Group, he's coming to visit the
00:58property. You're going to make our elevators dirty. Take the stairs.
01:04Arguing isn't my thing. Luckily, I have others to fight my fights.
01:11Tyrion Baratheon, or I call him T. He's the richest man of the North, and he manages the
01:16real estate business for my family.
01:21Mr. Baratheon owns almost every building in the North. He's basically running the world
01:25here.
01:29Oh!
01:31Mr. Baratheon.
01:32My lady, I'm sorry I'm late.
01:36She's a lady? How could this stinky delivery girl be a lady?
01:40Shut up! You don't deserve to know who she is. These men?
01:46No need to make a scene, T. Just make them deliver the packages. And, um, no elevators
01:52allowed.
01:54Very well. Be grateful that this lady has shown you mercy, you...brats.
02:00Thank you for your mercy, my lady.
02:04Oh, my lady. Where are you going?
02:07Today's my day. Sirius and I are getting married.
02:14Spin around, Miss Pickle. Come with me. Come with me. Put them up. Bang, bang.
02:20Yes, Miss Pickle. Yes.
02:25Miss Pickles, hold that thought.
02:28Boss, you keep pretending to be homeless to scare off your future fiancee. Mrs. Stark
02:33is threatening to disown you.
02:35Okay, I'm not even that into her. If it wasn't for the bidding conference, I would have never
02:39even shown my face. Tell mother, the only girl I'll marry is the girl of my destiny.
02:46Isn't that right, Miss Pickles? The girl of my destiny. That's who I'll marry.
02:52It's her.
02:56It's the girl from three years ago.
03:03It's her. It's the girl from three years ago.
03:08Bang.
03:14No. No, Miss Pickles. No, Miss Pickles.
03:17Is that homeless man fighting that dog for food?
03:20No, Miss Pickles.
03:29Hey, that was my beef stick.
03:33Oh, you like beef sticks, too.
03:38Uh, how old were you? Did you finish high school?
03:40I'm 28, and I know. I was homeschooled.
03:45Well, you're not high class, but you're young and fit. You don't have to fight this poor
03:51dog for food. Here, go down to the Bartharian group. I just contacted Human Resources. They'll
03:56give you a job.
03:58Thank you, but I don't need a job.
04:12I agree with you.
04:14Mr. Rees!
04:17Hello, Auntie Mace!
04:19Mr. Rees!
04:21Okay, go.
04:24Who's she?
04:26This? This is Marjorie. She's the daughter of Mr. Lannister.
04:32We're getting married.
04:36Married? Mr. Rees, I thought that we were getting married today.
04:43When did I ever say I was getting married?
04:46I don't know.
04:48I thought that we were getting married today.
04:52When did I ever say I wanted to marry you?
04:55The Barathian group invested into this serious company, and they're worth tens of millions
04:59of dollars. Look at you. You're just a broke, ugly, stinky, ugly girl.
05:07I can't even believe that you ever dreamed you were going to marry my son.
05:11Oh, I see where this is going.
05:14You let success get to your head.
05:16You went to hang out with social butterflies, and you forgot how I supported you as a girlfriend.
05:20Since when were you my girlfriend?
05:22I never said I liked you, and I definitely never asked you to be falling over yourself for me.
05:27So everything I did for you meant nothing?
05:29Yeah.
05:30When your landlord kicked you out, I found a new place for you.
05:34When you got fired from the start group, I funded your startup company and got new clients for you.
05:39Whoa! Okay, stop right there.
05:41All right? Hershey was the one who invested in my funding.
05:45You're just a delivery girl. And here you are, taking credit for everything all over again.
05:50What a total scumbag. She's got poor taste in men.
05:55Miss Pickles!
06:03I'm Lady Targaryen.
06:05Even Tyrion Baratheon is a better butler to me.
06:07You think you want to become CEO without me asking him to help you the past three years?
06:13Oh, come on. Listen to you.
06:15The Targaryen mystery.
06:17The largest house in the world.
06:19Largest bank owner. Second in the world.
06:21Also, you know, the last hundred years, the greatest collectors of collectibles as well.
06:27Don't you try to fool me.
06:30No Targaryen heiress would ever be like you.
06:35That's right. Why does Mr. Baratheon even know about you?
06:39Oh, did you send him yummy photos too?
06:48Sirius, how dare you sneak those photos of me?
06:51Leek? Are you serious? She sent me those pictures trying to seduce me.
06:55Seduce you?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Oh, hell no!
06:58Miss Pickles!
07:01Honey.
07:02Eww! Eww!
07:06Eww.
07:07Karma's a bitch.
07:08And she'll get used to it in half.
07:09And if she doesn't?
07:12I will.
07:13I don't know about that.
07:14But what I do know is that I've leaked all of your nudes online.
07:21Oh, looks like they've gone viral.
07:23Oops.
07:24Will anyone ever marry you?
07:28You're a bastard.
07:32I'll marry you.
07:39I'll marry you.
07:44I can't stand a kind girl like that being bullied by those assholes.
07:48Plus, if I marry her, I won't have to deal with nagging to get married again.
07:54He actually stands up for me when I needed it the most.
07:57Okay. Let's get married.
08:02Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this right.
08:04A delivery girl and a hobo getting married.
08:07Yo, that's the couple straight out of heaven.
08:10That's only for now.
08:11Soon enough, I'll make him the richest man in the North.
08:14But I'm already the richest man in the South.
08:17What's the point?
08:19Making a hobo richer than Mr. Baratheon?
08:22Getting dumped definitely drove you insane.
08:26Come on.
08:33I mean, yes.
08:39But yeah, as soon as I get that two billion dollars from the Baratheon project,
08:44I'll throw you some money.
08:45You can use it for therapy,
08:47because I'm sure once we come back to sanity,
08:49you're going to realize how tragic it is that you married a hobo to get back at me.
08:53Why are you still offering me pity money?
08:56You know, I set up that bid to get you the project.
08:59You can say bye-bye to that now.
09:03You should really be careful.
09:05A lie like that could snowball into a disaster.
09:08I wasn't lying.
09:10She's still trying to take credit.
09:12It was me who pulled the strings for Viserys.
09:15The bid is only for show.
09:17Strings, huh?
09:18I bet they're not strong enough to overpower my company,
09:21the Stark Group.
09:23You mean the Stark family,
09:25who owns most of the real estate in the South?
09:28That's the one.
09:30Try dreaming in the real world.
09:32More like King of Cuckoo Land.
09:36No, your lies are going to snowball into disaster.
09:38It's not a lie.
09:40I really do own the Stark Group.
09:42Okay.
09:43You, a delivery girl,
09:45and you, a hobo.
09:47Two low-lifes daydreaming out loud over there.
09:51Let's go, Viserys.
09:53Insanity could be contagious.
10:01Okay.
10:04Tea?
10:05My lady.
10:07I want Viserys off the project.
10:09Why?
10:11Did he betray you?
10:13Don't worry.
10:14There are plenty of fish in the sea.
10:16I will make sure that you have your pick.
10:21I will make sure that you have your pick.
10:23I...
10:24I gotta stay home.
10:30You know, you are a really good actress.
10:33I mean, down to every detail.
10:36Just know this.
10:37You don't have to act in front of me.
10:39I wasn't...
10:42Never mind.
10:44You wouldn't believe me anyway.
10:47Hey, you're probably hungry since that dog took your food.
10:51Would you want to get something to eat?
10:54My treat?
10:56I shouldn't hurt her ego,
10:58especially right after such a drastic change in her life.
11:01But I should probably pay for dinner since she's broke.
11:05Can't let the lady pay.
11:07My treat.
11:09He's totally broke but still trying to be a gentleman.
11:12But I'll protect his ego as a man.
11:16How about we go back to my place?
11:18We can make something cozy and...
11:22simple.
11:24Sounds like a plan.
11:29Oh.
11:47So where's the light in this place?
11:49Oh.
11:53I have magic.
11:56You can just say you have sensor lights.
11:59Oscar winner.
12:03Where'd you get this stuff?
12:05Flea market?
12:08You know nothing, Jamie.
12:14Right, right, right. It's free hand.
12:18I got these custom made.
12:20You can't get them anywhere else in the world.
12:22Making lemonade out of life's lemons.
12:25Hats off to you.
12:28It's Syrian style.
12:30Rugged and elegant.
12:32I had it custom made by a professional interior designer.
12:34Looking good, right?
12:36Is she telling me that this mess is Syrian style?
12:39She should be glad she's not really living in Syria.
12:53What?
12:54Uh...
12:56Here.
12:59Go, uh...
13:00clean yourself up.
13:02Bathroom's in there.
13:17Being homeless makes a man...
13:20fit.
13:29Send me some freshly picked white truffles from Europe.
13:32And mix them with some common mushrooms.
13:35Get me some fresh Mediterranean bluefish tuna.
13:38But make it look like the cheap canned stuff.
13:41I want my husband to eat something nice, but...
13:43I want my wife to eat something nice, but...
13:44I don't want to freak her out.
13:45I don't want to freak him out.
13:51You sure this is just...
13:53common creamy tuna and mushroom pasta?
13:57It looks suspicious.
13:59Yeah, it's so normal.
14:01It's homestyle as it gets.
14:03Okay.
14:04I believe you.
14:08You know, like the...
14:10worst case scenario is just...
14:12we both get diarrhea.
14:14Mm-hmm.
14:17Can I ask you something?
14:19If you have such good taste in food,
14:21why do you have such bad taste in men?
14:24How'd you end up with that scumbag?
14:27Actually...
14:29I don't think I love him.
14:32I am very grateful for him, though.
14:34Three years ago, on Halloween,
14:36I got in this really bad car accident.
14:39And...
14:41I...
14:43On Halloween, I got in this really bad car accident
14:46on Route 5.
14:48And he saved me.
14:50When I woke up in the hospital, he was the...
14:53He was the first person I saw.
14:55Halloween? Three years ago?
15:02Halloween? Three years ago?
15:14I have an emergency. I'll be late.
15:20Boss, we missed the flight.
15:22But your helicopter is waiting.
15:24No rush.
15:26I have to make sure she's fine.
15:35Where's the girl?
15:36The nurse said her family picked her up.
15:40She disappeared after that.
15:42Turns out she thought Vasari saved her?
15:45Well, now that we're married,
15:47she should know the truth.
15:50What kind of tuna did Tyrion give me?
15:53Oh my god, Jamie's turning into a mushroom.
15:56Actually...
15:58About that...
16:00You should probably know...
16:04Hey, Mr. Mushroom.
16:07You look yummy.
16:13My men definitely sent the wrong truffles.
16:37Come on, come here, come a little closer.
16:39Don't be afraid, no, I don't want to hurt you.
16:41A little more, come near, let me just show you.
16:43Don't know, can't talk, let me just show you.
16:45Don't be obsessive, it could be intensive.
16:47It could be explosive, it could be offensive.
16:49Don't be defensive, don't be aggressive.
16:51It will be a waste, because we could be expensive.
16:54You need a little fee in your life.
16:56You need a little me in your life.
16:58I want to see the sea in your eyes.
17:00You need to be free.
17:02You need to be free.
17:18Greetings, Mr. Stark.
17:20I want you to get my wife a gift.
17:22Something rare and expensive.
17:28Wait, what?
17:30Mr. Stark got married?
17:49Last night, um, did I eat my homeless mushroom?
17:56As homestyle as it gets.
18:00My husband?
18:11I've got some business to take care of, but put this ring on.
18:15I'll make sure I'm a dazzling husband when we meet again.
18:20This ring looks expensive.
18:27It's too big for me.
18:30Shoot, I've got to attend my family's bid conference.
18:34It's too big for me.
18:37Shoot, I've got to attend my family's bid conference.
18:51Your invitation, please.
18:53I'm the organizer.
18:55You're asking me for an invitation?
18:57You, organize.
18:59Organize?
19:02If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
19:07If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
19:12Brienne, the Stark family owns this hotel.
19:16Stop embarrassing yourself, or you'll be a disgrace in both the North and the South.
19:22If you want to come in, at least dress nicer.
19:26Did you dive into a dumpster for that dress?
19:30Look at you. You've got nothing on Marjorie.
19:34It's a good thing that this ring's dumped you.
19:36Otherwise, I would be embarrassed to be at this meeting.
19:57I can get you in for old time's sake, but your clothes are pretty trashy.
20:02I can let you in if you take them off.
20:05Oh dear, that's so considerate.
20:10What are you waiting for? Hurry.
20:13Take this bitch's clothes off.
20:15Mr. Spark is about to be here. It would bother him.
20:18What are you afraid of? This is the North.
20:21What are you afraid of? This is the North.
20:23Mr. Vissary is favored by the most powerful family,
20:26and I think Mr. Baratheon, he would back us up.
20:30And besides, Mr. Baratheon and Mr. Stark are both men.
20:34What man doesn't like a nice, horny strip show?
20:40Not on my watch.
20:46Not on my watch.
20:52Who are you?
20:55Your husband.
20:56That's some cheesy pick-up line.
20:59Mushrooms? Like any bells?
21:10So it really is you.
21:12Wow. You look different.
21:18Where's your ring?
21:20Oh, sorry.
21:23It's too big for me.
21:25Oh, look who is this? Her hobo husband.
21:29Did you think washing your face was going to stop the homeless smell?
21:33So do you think that you could become part of the upper echelon, what,
21:37by renting a decent suit and getting some luxury car?
21:41You know, you're really nothing more than a hobo.
21:45Security, take these people out.
21:48They're stinking up this place.
21:51Whoa, it does stink in here.
21:55Here you go.
21:57Do you think I'm a child trying to bribe me with candy?
22:02Oh, no. Those are breath mints.
22:05Since you want to talk so much shit, it wakes up your arrogance.
22:10Oh, no!
22:14Ow!
22:16How dare you hurt Miss Marjorie!
22:19What are you doing? Guards! Weave VIP!
22:23Are you okay?
22:25Oh, it hurts.
22:30You apologized to Miss Marjorie!
22:40This is Stark's token.
22:45Who are you talking to, these hobos?
22:48Shut up! Do you know what this is?
22:50Yeah, it's a ring, and it's ugly.
22:52This is Stark's family's token.
22:55The Starks never show their faces in public.
22:58This token represents them.
23:00What, are you kidding me? She's nothing more than a delivery girl.
23:04Where'd you get that?
23:06Where'd you get that?
23:08I gave it to her.
23:10Mr. Stark, I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
23:15It's okay. However, you on the other hand, I'll make sure you're punished for your snobbery.
23:22Dammit!
23:24You tramps! I'm sure you picked up a fake!
23:27This potter has been with the Starks specialties for generations.
23:32You can't find it anywhere else.
23:35This is the real ring.
23:43Be careful. Don't lose it.
23:48No way! I'm sure it's a fake!
23:50Are you trying to assault Mr. Stark, owner of our hotel?
23:54Get out of here! Get out!
23:56Out!
23:59Hmm.
24:03Let's go.
24:14Oh crap. What did he ask me about last night?
24:17Should I give him money as compensation?
24:20What do normal people do in this situation?
24:23You're blushing. Are you shy?
24:26No, no, no. Nothing like that.
24:29So, about last night.
24:31I take full responsibility for what happened.
24:33I can pay you back for the rental car, the suit, the replica ring.
24:37Here. Would two grand be enough?
24:43I don't want your money.
24:46Huh? What do you want? The fame status? I can give you all that.
24:52I don't want any of that.
24:56I want you to be my wife.