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00:09Don't know how does he got a gun? She won't sign. Hey
00:12Hey, how's it going? Hey, I'm Samani. I don't go so I'm not doing this, you know
00:16Junkius I don't see you. Hey, so this name. I'm a son. You can understand you do that. He's you know, I don't think it's a
00:22Yeah
00:24So you know
00:53So come on you can't go to stay your name made of it's name your name
00:57So I have a hot dog and I need you eat it up there
01:00Do you need to know more about nice name? He's you know, that's cool. I could have a ginko ish. He wants to go this man
01:07You could see my stuff
01:09What are you got? Oh my god. What do I have to show up?
01:12I don't make any of them. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't see what I did. I'm okay. Come on
01:16I
01:46I
02:16Don't know
02:23It's not such a buzz
02:25Oh, I got you know, I'm so kind. I got a little tinfoil. Oh, yes. I'm a say
02:30Kamiomitsu, Osaka Shina kanji desu ka
02:32Thank you. I'm more Korean. My god. You're so going in today
02:37Shibuya to call it a demo baby. Come on. Tell you what I got it. I think it's mine. I'll hide it
02:40Do you like it?
02:42I don't think so. This is the yellow line in the middle. It's cute and stylish to have one point in it
02:49This yellow line
02:54Rock we can do it. Rock one. That's what I'm talking about
02:59I'm calling you. No, it's my business
03:05I'm married to Yoshida Niwa, and I'm a musician. I'm a gamer
03:13Hey
03:31Is
03:43Tokyo
03:49What's the
03:51Not to be a kiosk at the yo-yo
03:55But that's cool. Yeah, he's you go. Nika. It's not a my niche. Oh, they don't look good. They do that
04:01I'm so gonna bust a bitch. Oh, I see. This is you
04:04Kyo Chuka no given that you don't know
04:06Oh
04:36Wait a minute.
04:38It's not going to rain today, is it?
04:40I don't think it was forecast for rain.
04:42Just in case, I'm going to bring a folding screen.
04:47You closed the veranda, didn't you?
04:49I'm sorry. I'll go take a look.
04:51Kimiko, the wife, is still worried.
04:54Is lunch ready yet?
04:56Wait a minute.
04:57Even when cooking.
04:59120g.
05:02Oh, it's over 3g.
05:051 teaspoon of ginger.
05:10The amount of ingredients and time must be according to the recipe.
05:14I think that's about right.
05:17You don't want it to taste weird, do you?
05:19It takes more than an hour to make.
05:24So, I'm actually meeting him between the couple.
05:30When you were young, you only played badminton.
05:35You didn't have time to study cooking.
05:37I was doing that, but I was doing bungee jumping.
05:40You learned a lot after you got married.
05:43How about you, Mr. Yoshida?
05:45He is very good at cooking.
05:47He is the best.
05:48He is good at cooking and singing.
05:52He sings while cooking.
05:55I play the accordion and sing.
05:59I sing at home.
06:01So, you two are touring around the country.
06:04Yes.
06:05You support each other, don't you?
06:06Yes.
06:07We support each other and sing.
06:09It's a positive effect.
06:11Do you have a song you were born with?
06:13We don't have a song we were born with.
06:16But it's a very fun and precious time for us.
06:20You don't have one, do you?
06:21No, I don't.
06:24It's a precious time.
06:27I asked him if he had a song he was born with.
06:29He said he didn't have one.
06:31You know how beautiful I am.
06:34Let's start with Ms. Jinnai.
06:36I'm worried about him.
06:38I think he is worried about me, too.
06:41For example, when I ask him to buy something,
06:44he buys a lot of things.
06:46I know.
06:47For example, he buys 20 light bulbs even though he wants to buy one.
06:52He wants to keep them, doesn't he?
06:54Yes.
06:55When I ask him to buy salt and pepper,
06:57he buys 3 or 4.
06:59I don't know.
07:01There are different kinds of salt.
07:03I don't know which one is which.
07:06He buys the same one.
07:08We are a family of two.
07:11When I ask him to buy salt and pepper, he says,
07:13I don't cook.
07:16What should I do?
07:17Should I give it to a sumo wrestler?
07:21I don't know if it's because he is a baseball player,
07:24but he rides a high-speed train for a week.
07:28He wants to ride a high-speed train.
07:30For example, he gets off at Iikura station from Meguro station.
07:33Why?
07:34He doesn't know how to spend money.
07:37Oh, I see.
07:38He gets a billion yen when he is 18 years old.
07:41But I want to say one thing.
07:43How long have you been a professional baseball player?
07:47She is a professional baseball player.
07:50I see.
07:52I don't have much money now.
07:54What about when you play baseball?
07:56I don't have any money.
07:57Oh, you spent all your money.
07:59When I say I don't have any money,
08:00he says he keeps it in the garden.
08:02But I don't think he has any money.
08:04You are making a lot of money now.
08:07You are making a lot of money.
08:09You are making a lot of money.
08:10Do you save money?
08:12Yes, I do.
08:14That's great.
08:15I save money for various purposes.
08:17You save money for various purposes.
08:18Does your wife manage it?
08:20Yes, she does.
08:22Is that why you are a professional baseball player?
08:25I don't know.
08:26You want to be a professional baseball player as soon as possible, don't you?
08:29You want to be a professional baseball player as soon as possible, don't you?
08:30When I ride a high-speed train, my back hurts.
08:32So I want to be a professional baseball player as soon as possible.
08:34All professional baseball players have back pain.
08:36But I go golfing.
08:38That's great.
08:39That's great.
08:41Gyaru-san, please.
08:43I want my daughter to wear girly clothes.
08:49I understand.
08:51My husband likes sporty clothes.
08:54So I buy sporty clothes for my daughter.
08:58My husband doesn't like sporty clothes at all.
09:01But my daughter likes sporty clothes.
09:04So I put up with it.
09:06I put up with it.
09:07You put up with it.
09:08You put up with it.
09:09You put up with it.
09:10Do you understand this?
09:11I have two daughters.
09:13So I put up with it.
09:14Do you put up with it?
09:15I put up with it.
09:16I see.
09:17You have a good sense of fashion.
09:19You put up with it.
09:21My husband loves sporty clothes.
09:23I see.
09:24My husband doesn't like what I buy.
09:28But you are a child.
09:30My son often wears my husband's clothes.
09:35My daughter is getting older.
09:37She likes my clothes.
09:39But when she goes out with my father, she wears my father's clothes.
09:42She wears my father's clothes.
09:44I see.
09:45She wears my father's clothes all the time.
09:49I see.
09:50She wears my father's clothes every day.
09:52When she goes to kindergarten, her father gives her 1,000 yen to buy her clothes.
10:01Is your son strong-willed?
10:03I think he is strong-willed.
10:07How about you?
10:08I understand the feeling of wearing clothes.
10:11What did your wife do?
10:13My mother is a gyaru.
10:15She is a gyaru.
10:16She is a gyaru.
10:18I am a boy, but I was able to wear cute clothes.
10:21I see.
10:22I wear clothes with fake jewels.
10:26It's the lightest jewelry I've ever worn.
10:28It looks beautiful from a distance.
10:30But it's cheap when you see it up close.
10:32I wear skirts to match my clothes.
10:38I hate skirts, so I resisted wearing skirts.
10:41Your mother is cheap.
10:43You are looking forward to wearing clothes.
10:45I agree.
10:46How old is your child?
10:48My child is 6 months old.
10:49You don't talk about clothes.
10:51I'm arguing about which one to choose.
10:56I like to wear a fork.
11:01I like SADAMASASHI and MATSUYAMA.
11:06My husband likes ABEX.
11:09He likes EDM.
11:11If I don't drink tequila, I can't listen to EDM.
11:14We decided to take a break.
11:16When we thought about who would be the best musician,
11:22it was KOUJI TAMAKI.
11:25KOUJI TAMAKI is the best artist in Japan.
11:29I looked up KOUJI TAMAKI on wikipedia.
11:31His family has a folk music class.
11:35He has to listen to folk music.
11:38So he listens to folk music.
11:40He listens to folk music.
11:42He learned to sing well because of that environment.
11:46I think so.
11:48How do you feel now?
11:50My wife has been doing folk music since she was a child.
11:53She is a singer.
11:55She wants her children to listen to folk music.
11:59My son likes sumo.
12:01He often asks me to teach him.
12:06He is big.
12:08I think so.
12:12How old are you?
12:13I am 5 years old and 2 years old.
12:15I have a daughter and a son.
12:17My husband loves my daughter.
12:20I like her hair more than her clothes.
12:23Does your husband like your daughter's hair?
12:25He likes my daughter's hair.
12:27I want my daughter to have short hair.
12:31I don't want her to cry.
12:33My husband thinks that a girl's hair is like a ponytail.
12:40Is your husband the same age as me?
12:44He is 45 years old.
12:46My hair has grown long.
12:50I want to cut my hair in half.
12:53I want to take my daughter to a hair salon.
12:55I don't want a stranger to cut my hair.
12:59I want a girl to cut my hair.
13:02I want to cut my hair in half.
13:05You want to grow up in a fashionable way.
13:07You want to grow up in a good environment.
13:10Is your mother a ballet dancer?
13:12No, she is not.
13:13What is the environment of ballet?
13:15In the old days of the Olympic Games in Sapporo,
13:17there was a ballerina named Janet Lin.
13:19I don't know her name.
13:21There are three people who know the silver fairy.
13:25I saw Janet Lin.
13:27I admired her.
13:29I remember the commercial of Castello in Bunmeido.
13:33A black plushie wore a tutu and danced like ballet.
13:37I heard that she was very popular.
13:41I wanted to learn ballet.
13:45How old were you when you learned ballet?
13:47I learned ballet when I was 8 years old.
13:50I'm learning ballet now.
13:53I want to learn ballet.
13:57I don't know if I can be active in ballet in the future.
14:01I don't know where to start.
14:03I understand.
14:04You can continue ballet if you like.
14:06It's hard to continue ballet.
14:09I can't continue ballet unless I'm a suitable person.
14:12I think there will be a time when I can continue ballet.
14:16I want to learn ballet once a week.
14:19I'm told to learn ballet three times a week.
14:22You have a talent.
14:24I can't take time to learn ballet three times a week.
14:27You have to go to a ballet school.
14:29I have to go to a ballet school.
14:31If I don't have a talent, I can't continue ballet.
14:33That's not true.
14:35Some people don't have a goal.
14:38You just want to continue ballet.
14:41I think that's enough.
14:43I want my parents to teach me English.
14:46It's difficult.
14:48How do you decide what to do first?
14:53What are you talking about?
14:55Do you want your husband to teach you how to swim?
14:59Do you want your wife to teach you how to play the piano?
15:02Do you want your children to learn how to play the piano?
15:05How many children do you have?
15:06I don't have any children.
15:07Do you want your children to learn how to play the piano?
15:10If you have children in the future, you can't teach them how to play the piano.
15:16It depends on the conversation.
15:19If you have children in the future, you can't teach them how to play the piano.
15:24There is an environment.
15:26I had a badminton club nearby.
15:28My sister said she wanted to play badminton.
15:31I told her to play badminton with me.
15:33I told her to play badminton with me.
15:36That's how you got to that level.
15:38That's amazing.
15:39I did a lot of things.
15:40I played badminton.
15:41I played badminton until the end.
15:43I played badminton on my sister's back.
15:45You played badminton on your sister's back.
15:47You are a newscaster.
15:50You shouldn't play badminton.
15:52I understand her feelings.
15:53How old are you?
15:54I'm 12 years old.
15:5612 years old?
15:57I'm 12 years old, 6 years old, and 3 years old.
15:59You are 16 years old.
16:00I'm 16 years old.
16:02I was born when I was 4 years old.
16:04I'm 16 years old.
16:07That's amazing.
16:10Did you play badminton?
16:11I played badminton.
16:13I wanted to quit playing badminton after 2 years.
16:16I played the violin.
16:17You played the violin?
16:18She wanted to play badminton.
16:20I played badminton for 5 years.
16:22I quit playing badminton.
16:23You quit playing badminton.
16:26She said she wouldn't play badminton.
16:29Is Miyasako doing well?
16:31What are you talking about?
16:35I'm not clapping.
16:37I like Beatles, Rolling Stones, and Eric Clapton.
16:41Your wife sings Beatles songs?
16:47That's great.
16:48I want to marry her.
16:50I want to marry her.
16:55He is the husband of Yoshida Miwa.
16:57He is a musician.
16:59He is a musician.
17:03He confessed that he is in love with his wife.
17:07Jiwon, please.
17:09My wife is from Hokkaido.
17:11So, I use Hokkaido dialect.
17:14Where are you from?
17:15I'm from Okinawa.
17:18Okinawa and Hokkaido.
17:20No way.
17:21You are from the same place.
17:22No way.
17:23That's amazing.
17:24Hokkaido and Okinawa dialects are often used in conversations.
17:28What is Hokkaido dialect?
17:30Azumashikunaibesa.
17:33You don't have a dialect in Hokkaido, do you?
17:37I'm from Hokkaido.
17:38But some people say Azumashikunaibesa.
17:41Which dialect is better?
17:43I think it's better to have a higher level of dialect.
17:48Azumashikunaibesa.
17:50When I go to a concert, I say,
17:53Azumashikunaibesa.
17:57I say, it's comfortable.
17:59It's calm.
18:01Is that so?
18:06You don't say, it's painful in the house.
18:10Azumashikunaibesa.
18:12It's like that.
18:13It's not comfortable.
18:17It's not Azumashikunai.
18:18It's not Azumashikunai.
18:20I think it's like that.
18:22I don't think they understand 20% of each other's conversation.
18:29Each other?
18:3020%?
18:31I see.
18:32Mr. Yoshida also says, it's comfortable.
18:36I've said it many times on the spot, but I've never heard Mr. Yoshida say that.
18:42He says, it's comfortable.
18:44When there's a big news, he says, it's comfortable.
18:50It's comfortable?
18:52It's like something big happened.
18:55He says, it's comfortable.
18:57I say that.
18:59The other person says, he's saying something great.
19:03He says, I see.
19:06If you fight, do you say, it's comfortable?
19:09I can't fight.
19:11I don't fight.
19:12You've never fought?
19:13We've never fought.
19:15In general?
19:16When we talk about music, we fight.
19:23You fight?
19:24We fight.
19:25We fight.
19:26We fight?
19:27We fight over what's good.
19:30You fight.
19:31Where were you, Mr. Takaya?
19:33I'm from Hokkaido.
19:35I see.
19:37You're from Hokkaido.
19:39Did you understand what he said?
19:41I understood.
19:43You use it at home?
19:46I use it.
19:47I say, it's itchy.
19:49It's itchy?
19:51It's itchy.
19:53I say, are you okay?
19:55Are you okay?
20:01Are you okay?
20:03I don't say, are you okay?
20:06I say, are you okay?
20:08I say it many times.
20:10I say, are you okay?
20:12I say, are you okay?
20:14I say it many times.
20:16I don't say it many times.
20:21Hokkaido?
20:22Did you wash your dishes?
20:24Yes.
20:25Did you wear socks?
20:27I say, are you okay?
20:29Yes.
20:30I say, are you okay?
20:32I say, are you okay?
20:34I say, are you okay?
20:36I say, are you okay?
20:38That's it.
20:39What did you say?
20:41Are you okay? Are you not cold?
20:43That's normal.
20:47You say it, right?
20:49Mayushi-kun, please.
20:51My husband wants to bring his friends to an event.
20:58For example, he proposed to me on the day of my proposal.
21:05At that time, he brought 10 friends.
21:10Didn't you hate it?
21:12But he blessed me.
21:14I was happy.
21:16It's hard to refuse a proposal with 10 friends.
21:19He was very confident.
21:21That's true.
21:23He raised his hand like a cheerleader.
21:26He said, when you are sad.
21:30He said, when you are not happy.
21:34I've never heard of such a proposal.
21:36At the time of the marriage proposal,
21:38I was in a state where no one was there.
21:44At that time, he brought 20 friends.
21:48He watched over me.
21:52Who are those 20 people?
21:54He is a man I met recently.
21:59There were 5 or 6 people I didn't know.
22:03You didn't have many friends.
22:05I didn't have many friends.
22:07Honeymoon...
22:09That's zero.
22:11I don't want to go on a honeymoon.
22:13On the last day of the honeymoon,
22:16he brought two friends from Japan.
22:20He was a man I didn't know.
22:24I didn't know if I should go on a honeymoon.
22:27I didn't know if I should call or not.
22:31I didn't know why I should go on a honeymoon.
22:34Are you still close with your husband?
22:37We are very close.
22:40He is not a good man.
22:44He is not a good man.
22:46He is weird.
22:48I want to meet him.
22:51We are very close.
22:53We are very close.
22:55I want to meet anyone.
22:57My husband is...
22:59My husband?
23:01What?
23:03That's wonderful.
23:05My husband...
23:07That's too much.
23:09What is my husband?
23:11He is everyone's husband.
23:13He is my husband.
23:15What is my husband?
23:17My husband...
23:19He came to my house with his relatives 2 or 3 years ago.
23:23We are very close.
23:25My husband...
23:27I don't understand.
23:29I give my children 3,000 yen each.
23:32My husband gives me 5,000 yen each.
23:39My husband is great.
23:41He talks to his relatives more than me.
23:44He talks to his relatives more than me.
23:47He is a good husband.
23:50He takes good care of his family.
23:54Who is your wife?
23:56She is my niece.
24:00There are many designs for marriage.
24:03Really?
24:04Many couples use this design for marriage.
24:10Is it sold on Amazon?
24:12Marriage is not easy.
24:17Mr. Takayasu, please.
24:19My wife and I like singing.
24:22You are a professional singer.
24:24We go to karaoke.
24:26I get angry if I don't sing a song.
24:29You like singing.
24:31I want to sing a recent song.
24:33Like Back Number.
24:34Can you sing?
24:35Yes, I can.
24:36I want to sing Back Number and Kigedan.
24:39But when I sing, my wife listens to me without expression.
24:44Your wife listens to you?
24:46Yes.
24:47When I sing Enka, my wife smiles.
24:51She says, you are having fun.
24:55When I sing Hosokawa Takashi's song, I feel better.
25:01You want to sing Kigedan.
25:04Do you sing a duet?
25:07Yes.
25:08I met her at a charity event.
25:13I sang a duet with her.
25:17I met her for the first time.
25:20Your wife came as a guest?
25:22Yes.
25:23Who asked you to sing a duet?
25:26My wife.
25:28Your wife?
25:30Mr. Takayasu, please.
25:32I was sitting next to her.
25:35Who proposed to you?
25:36I proposed to her.
25:39Do you go to karaoke with your wife?
25:41No, I don't.
25:44You sing at home.
25:46Yes, I sing at home.
25:48Do you have any equipment at home?
25:51Yes, I do.
25:52You have a studio.
25:54Yes, a simple studio.
25:56I make demos.
25:59You make them?
26:00Yes.
26:01I go to the recording studio and make them.
26:06You have a big studio.
26:09Yes, it's big.
26:12People call you a studio ghost.
26:15Really?
26:16I don't know you.
26:18I don't know you.
26:19I've never heard of you.
26:21Why are you lying?
26:23Is it true?
26:24Is it true?
26:25Is it true?
26:27I'm not a studio ghost.
26:29You're a great voice actor.
26:31At home, we're both musicians.
26:34We both like western music from the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
26:39I want to hear it.
26:41I want to go to your house and play.
26:43We talk about The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and Eric Clapton.
26:48Your wife sings The Beatles?
26:50Yes.
26:51For example, I sing...
26:56Take a shot, so I'll make you better.
27:00Remember.
27:07Get married!
27:13Mr. Kinoshita.
27:14This is when my wife is shopping online.
27:18I touch my phone and look at the dishes.
27:23When I find something good, she says,
27:25Isn't this cute?
27:27No, it's not cute.
27:28I don't have a sense of aesthetics.
27:32Men know that.
27:34I don't know if what I see is cute.
27:39You can say what you think.
27:42I don't know.
27:43I say, Oh, it's cute.
27:47That's what's good for women.
27:49My wife said,
27:51Aren't they all cute?
27:55No, it's not like that.
27:57Then my wife said,
27:58Then I'll show you what I don't think is cute.
28:04I thought it was scary.
28:06It's a trap.
28:08What should I do?
28:09My wife touched my phone and said,
28:11Isn't this plate cute?
28:14Which one is this?
28:17I was very confused.
28:19I said, Isn't this cute?
28:22Then my wife said,
28:24This is a plate made by my mother.
28:29Did you turn two people into enemies in one word?
28:32It's a great test.
28:34Isn't it cute?
28:37I'd like to ask a woman.
28:40I'm often asked which one is better.
28:43I say, I think this is better.
28:45I opened the lid and found a pattern.
28:48Which one is better?
28:50Which one is better?
28:51Which one is better?
28:52Which one looks better?
28:54If I say, Which one is better?
28:57I'm not sure if I'm okay.
28:59Which one is better?
29:01Aren't you annoyed?
29:02Which one do you prefer?
29:04I don't know how you feel.
29:06I want you to make a decision.
29:07That's how you know which one is better.
29:12There's a woman like this.
29:15She's a senior.
29:18As expected, she's a senior.
29:20Which one is better?
29:23Which one is better?
29:24I want you to be clear.
29:26Today's clothes...
29:28My personal clothes are like this.
29:31You have to say everything is good.
29:33You can't say that.
29:36I'll say everything is good, but I won't say it right.
29:38I don't want to walk with you in this outfit.
29:41Which one is better?
29:43If we're going to walk together, I'll choose this one.
29:45But as an entertainer, I'll choose this one.
29:48You have to be specific.
29:51I'll say everything is good.
29:53That's difficult.
29:54Both look good on you.
29:56When I hear which one is better,
29:58I'm really at a loss.
30:00I don't have much will.
30:03Is that so?
30:04Is that the case for girls?
30:06The same goes for clothes.
30:08There are various designs for marriage.
30:10That's a lie.
30:11What about the thin one?
30:13I'm wearing a pink one from a magazine.
30:16You're wearing a pink one from a magazine?
30:18I've been wearing it lately.
30:20It's sexy.
30:21It's sexy, isn't it?
30:24It's pink, and it's cute.
30:27I thought I'd wear this one.
30:29My husband loves Giants.
30:32Giants?
30:33He said he liked Javits.
30:35So I chose that one.
30:36This one.
30:37There's something like this?
30:39There's something like this?
30:41How did you get this one?
30:43This is a gift from Giants.
30:46From the second division?
30:47Yes.
30:48Only on the day of the second division game.
30:50Only in June.
30:51That's a lie.
30:52I gave it to him.
30:54I drove the car.
30:56I went to pick it up with my sister.
30:58What?
31:00Do you wear it every time?
31:02It depends on the region.
31:04There are various characters.
31:08Can you approve of marriage?
31:10Of course.
31:11The size is decided.
31:13The form is decided.
31:15You can buy it on Amazon.
31:17It's cute.
31:19You can buy it on Amazon?
31:22It's not that simple.
31:25Marriage.
31:29Is there a Pooh on Amazon?
31:32Interesting.
31:33Is there a Pooh for marriage?
31:35I don't know.
31:37I don't know.
31:38I don't know, but I don't think so.
31:40I don't think so.
31:41I don't think so.
31:42For marriage, I like Attack on Titan.
31:47It's not because I don't want to talk to Ji-on.
31:49No, no.
31:50I want to believe it's not true.
31:53Ji-on, the husband of Yoshida Miwa, confesses how to get his wife's mood.
31:59Who is your wife?
32:00My wife is Miwa.
32:03That's my wife.
32:08You can watch this program on TVer.
32:10Don't forget to subscribe.
32:13Ms. Kusakari, please.
32:15My husband is a record holder.
32:19He is very detailed.
32:22He knows what time to go to the supermarket.
32:28He knows everything.
32:30For example, he knows what to eat for lunch 7 years ago.
32:34That's amazing.
32:37He was on a TV show with Kato Kouji.
32:44After the recording, he took a seat.
32:47As soon as he took a step, he started doing this.
32:52It's over now.
32:53The recording is over.
32:54When I saw it, I thought Kato-san was a really different couple.
33:03It doesn't matter if you are a movie director.
33:06I often say that if you don't do it properly when you start, you won't feel good.
33:1230 years.
33:1330 years?
33:1440 years.
33:17That's amazing.
33:19I've been doing this for a long time.
33:21No way.
33:22I came to Tokyo when I was 18 years old.
33:24No way.
33:26You just want to talk about my wife.
33:28No.
33:29I want to talk about my wife.
33:32This is my story.
33:34You too.
33:35I've been doing this for 14 years.
33:37No way.
33:38I write a diary every day.
33:40Diaries are really good.
33:42For example, when you have a fight with your wife,
33:47you can write a diary on your smartphone.
33:50And when you have a long conversation at home,
33:53you can look back on what you did that day.
33:56You can look back on what you did that day.
34:00You can look back on what you did that day.
34:04Because it's a cell phone.
34:06I use a notebook every year.
34:08I can't remember what I did a few years ago.
34:10That's why I throw it away.
34:12And I don't have any good memories.
34:17I don't have any good memories.
34:19My wife will be angry.
34:22No.
34:23Please tell me.
34:25It's food.
34:27I don't like food at all.
34:30Where are you from?
34:32I'm from Saitama.
34:34Saitama, Kansai.
34:36I like Kansai food.
34:38I like Chinese food.
34:40But I don't eat Chinese food.
34:42You don't like Chinese food.
34:44So when I go out to eat,
34:46I don't eat Chinese food.
34:51Why don't you like Chinese food?
34:53I don't like greasy food.
34:56I don't like greasy food.
34:58I like mayonnaise.
35:01I don't like salad.
35:04I like mayonnaise.
35:06I like salad dressing.
35:08I like salad dressing.
35:10But my wife likes vinegar.
35:14You put olive oil in it.
35:16Vinegar.
35:18Do you eat vinegar?
35:20Yes.
35:21I can only put a little bit of vinegar.
35:23Vinegar.
35:25But I don't like it.
35:27I don't like it.
35:30You always want to eat Chinese food.
35:34You like Chinese food.
35:37You like Chinese food.
35:39I can't say it.
35:41I can't say it.
35:43But I understand.
35:45I understand.
35:47Can you tell me the amount of food you eat?
35:49How many people do you eat?
35:51How many people do you eat?
35:53I ask the waiter.
35:55I ask the waiter.
35:57I ask the waiter.
35:59My wife and I are different.
36:02Can you eat all the food?
36:04Yes.
36:05Can you eat all the food?
36:07Yes.
36:09But you can eat a lot of food.
36:11But you can eat a lot of food.
36:13How about your wife?
36:15She often makes food that I can't eat.
36:18You?
36:19I usually make food for her.
36:22She often makes food that I can eat.
36:25Then, I go on a tour and open the fridge 3-4 days later to see that I don't get shellfish.
36:33I look and there's shellfish miso soup in the tupperware...
36:37and I'm eating it while they're gone.
36:39I'm so glad!
36:41Thank you!
36:42Thank you!
36:44You don't eat it, do you?
36:45You don't drink it, do you?
36:48He's putting it in his pocket.
36:50You don't eat it, do you?
36:52You don't eat it, do you?
36:53I'm going to change the theme, go ahead!
36:56The technique of a perfect couple that I came up with
37:00The technique of a perfect couple that I came up with
37:03by Matsuken from Yamato City, Kanagawa Prefecture
37:07Sorry, I already ate
37:10If you're going to eat, you should have told me earlier!
37:13It can't be helped, my boss suddenly invited me
37:18When his wife is in a bad mood
37:24He hides the money so that he can find it on purpose
37:28Why are you here?
37:30What's wrong?
37:31There was a coin in the bag
37:34Maybe it was in the bag when you put it in
37:38Look, you found a coin from the bottom of the bag
37:42So this is mine?
37:43That's right
37:45Directing Lucky to cheer her up
37:49The technique of a perfect couple that I came up with
37:51by Penpen from Hagi City, Yamaguchi Prefecture
37:55You're good
37:57Before her husband comes home
38:02Did I fail the presentation?
38:05I'm really depressed
38:08When she realizes that she's depressed
38:11I'm home
38:14I'm coming home, Eri
38:15I'm home, Eri
38:16Dad, welcome home
38:18Good job at work
38:20Then mom says to dad
38:22You didn't call me back at all
38:24She says selfishly
38:27Mom, dad has a lot of work to do
38:31Don't say that
38:33Perfect
38:36The technique of a perfect couple that I came up with
38:38by Penpen from Hagi City, Yamaguchi Prefecture
38:41The technique of a perfect couple that I came up with
38:46But you have to tell her you're depressed
38:49I've never been depressed in my life
38:52Not even once?
38:53No, I've never told anyone
38:56You don't tell anyone?
38:57I don't tell anyone
38:58It's hard to tell
38:59Like, you didn't skate today
39:02When I skate, I spend about an hour before I go home
39:07I don't want to bring it up
39:09I see
39:10I don't bring it up
39:12I don't bring it up at all
39:14What do you do when you fail at work?
39:17When I first appeared on Sanma Goten
39:19I walked for about 2 hours
39:21You walked?
39:23I couldn't walk at all
39:25I was like, what's with that monster?
39:29Ms. Yokoyama, please
39:31I've been married for 2 months
39:33Really?
39:35That's a lot of fun
39:37It's a lot of fun
39:39I'm the type that can't clean up after myself
39:43I don't have a place to stand
39:46But my husband likes to clean
39:49So until he comes home
39:51I try my best to clean up
39:54That's my motto
39:56I wonder how long it will last
39:59It's only been 2 months
40:00It's only been 2 months
40:02I'm tired
40:03I've been living like this for a long time
40:05I have to do my best
40:07So I think it's okay to let my husband clean up
40:11Is that okay?
40:12I'll overdo it
40:13But I'm not overdoing it
40:15You're trying hard to clean up
40:17I'm trying hard to clean up
40:19You're trying hard to clean up, but you're overdoing it
40:23I'm trying hard to clean up
40:25But I don't feel comfortable
40:27You're lying
40:29I'm not lying
40:31I'm not lying
40:33It's only been 2 months
40:35I understand
40:37I understand
40:38I'll see you in a year
40:41He's the worst
40:43It's going to be hard
40:45It's going to be hard
40:46I want to ask you this
40:48When you're newlyweds
40:50You've been married
40:52You've tried your best
40:53You've changed
40:54I think you've done that
40:56When did it go wrong?
40:57I have
40:58There are some parts that don't fit
41:01I see
41:03You two cook
41:05I want to arrange the bowls and straws in order of size
41:09I see
41:10The bottom is big and the top is small
41:12I see
41:13But my wife puts the used ones on top
41:16It's like an acrobatics competition
41:18It's like an acrobatics competition
41:20So I told my wife
41:22It's hard to take it out when it's broken
41:24Can you arrange it properly?
41:26You told her
41:27I told her
41:28I'm sorry
41:29I can't arrange it
41:31You're so desperate
41:33You're so desperate
41:34I can't arrange it
41:35The house you grew up in is different
41:39The way you look after your kids
41:41There are still things that need to be arranged
41:45Where will the distortion appear?
41:48It's almost there
41:52This is a scary big prophecy
41:54It's a big prophecy
41:56I'm scared
41:58You can't force it
42:00I think so
42:02If your husband likes it clean,
42:04you can make it dirty and let him clean it
42:07I think that will work better
42:10When you have kids
42:13There are so many things to do
42:15You don't have time to take care of your husband
42:17I see
42:18So it's better to do it while covering each other
42:21Don't force it
42:23It's stress
42:25But you've been divorced for 4 years
42:27That's right
42:31Why are you standing up?
42:33I can't move
42:36Well, well, well
42:37Keep up the good work
42:40That's rough
42:42I'm trying to do my best
42:44But I can't think of anything
42:46I see
42:47What does your husband do for the household chores?
42:50For example, if I cook
42:53My husband will do the washing
42:57He does it
42:58He does the bed making
43:02He does it
43:04Every day?
43:06He does it every day?
43:07He does it every day
43:09No way
43:10It's true
43:11I do the bed making
43:13No way
43:14I think you know
43:17My wife goes out first
43:20What wife?
43:22She goes out first
43:23When she's done, she wakes me up
43:25I do it
43:26She fixes the pillow
43:28She leaves the house in a clean state
43:31You should do it before going to bed
43:33The dust will fly away before going to bed
43:35My dust allergy has been bothering me
43:40It's because you do it before going to bed
43:42That's right
43:43That's right
43:44She does the dish washing
43:48I want to do it for her
43:51I want to do it for her
43:52I want to do it for her
43:53You do it for her?
43:54But recently, I woke up to cooking
43:57Who did?
43:58My husband
43:59Shut up
44:00Stop it
44:01You're getting on my nerves
44:03Next, Mr. John
44:05My wife is a complete gamer
44:09She's cute
44:11You have a lot of nieces
44:13She loves games
44:15She loves Sonic, Mario, Donkey Kong and Mario
44:19She's been playing it for a long time
44:22Car, plane, train
44:25She's been playing it for a long time
44:29That's because you don't want to talk to her
44:33No, no
44:34I want to believe that it's not true
44:38You play games with her when you're singing?
44:41That's right
44:42She wants to make her head empty
44:46She wants to organize her thoughts
44:48Also, I think he's a musician who thinks about the melody and the lyrics, so I take care of those things, but I keep it quiet.
44:57I see.
44:59Don't you two meet each other?
45:01What's your name?
45:02Yes, I'm in the world.
45:03That's Yoshino-san's thing.
45:04Yes.
45:05That's what it is.
45:06That's right.
45:06Well, if I talk to him, he'll give me back the story.
45:10What kind of game do you play?
45:11I like RPGs and adventure games, so I'm the type to grow up.
45:17You're like a fun forest.
45:20Animal forest?
45:22Animal forest?
45:24What's that fun forest?
45:26I want to go to an animal forest with my family.
45:28Do you have a lot of puppies?
45:30I've done that fun forest.
45:32Animal forest?
45:34No, no, no, Miya-chan did it.
45:36Animal forest?
45:38Animal forest.
45:40No, but it's a great sense of unity.
45:42I'm not good at cleaning, but Miya-chan is good at cleaning.
45:46Miya-chan is...
45:48You're calling her Miya-chan?
45:50No, I'm calling her Mii.
45:52My Mii?
45:54Who's your wife?
45:56My Mii is...
45:58That's mine.
46:00That's mine.
46:02Fabi, please.
46:04My Tsutan is...
46:06Tsutan?
46:10What is that Tsutan?
46:12I'm sorry. Tsutan is my husband.
46:14My husband Tsutan is quite negative.
46:16He gets depressed easily.
46:18He gets depressed by a crazy schedule.
46:20He's a depressed type.
46:22I have to give him some courage.
46:24I ask him to help me easily.
46:26I ask him to help me easily.
46:28I can't open it.
46:30I'm like, help me.
46:32I can't reach a high thing.
46:34Help.
46:36I love Sentai stuff.
46:38I love Sentai stuff.
46:40That's why you're married?
46:42It's not me, it's Miyashita Shichiro!
46:45I like Sentai stuff, I like Kamen Rider stuff.
46:49So that's why you're a Barbie?
46:50It's the perfect tone for when people call for help.
46:53That's right, that's right!
46:55It's like, help me!
46:56That's right!
46:58He says that for people who like Sentai stuff,
47:01easy to understand victims are his favorite.
47:03No way!
47:04Easy to understand... I just saw Ikusou!
47:06No way!
47:07There's such a thing?
47:08When you say, help me!
47:10I like Sentai stuff, so I'll say, Cross Changer!
47:16So you'll take him to a different world?
47:18That's right.
47:19Like when he's depressed at work?
47:21When he says, you're a hero!
47:23I'll say, ehem.
47:27He'll be full of confidence.
47:29Yes.
47:30I'm jealous.
47:31There's such a thing?
47:32I'm jealous. I want my wife to do it.
47:35I want to wear a belt and show her.
47:38This transformation.
47:40I want to see the transformation.
47:41You'll get divorced!
47:44I want to show her.
47:45I want to wear a belt.
47:46But I'll bring it. I'll bring a weapon.
47:48That's right.
47:49I want to show her.
47:50I have one.
47:51What's wrong?
47:52I can't open the bottle cap.
47:53Okay, leave it to me.
47:58Why did you open it like this?
48:02That's right.
48:04How did you do it?
48:05My husband actually did Red, the Akibaranger.
48:10I see.
48:11So every time he refused, he brought a DVD.
48:15He showed it to his daughter and son.
48:17He said, this is Papa.
48:19The kids would be like, wow!
48:21They'd be happy.
48:22He'd say, it's Papa! It's Papa!
48:25They'd be so happy.
48:27I see.
48:28You should say, help me!
48:31Help me!
48:33Help me!
48:36Help me!
48:37I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
48:38You shouldn't have opened it.
48:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
48:43It was open the whole time.
48:45If you had opened it, you should have closed it.
48:47I should have closed it.
48:49Next week's Adarehi.
48:54This time, Mitsuba's husband, Awakura Shimon, will play this character.
48:59That's Mitsuba.
49:00That's a good wife.
49:02Who's that wife?
49:04She's my Mitsuba.
49:05Mitsuba?
49:07Awakura Shimon will play Mitsuba.
49:12This week's theme is,
49:14What a waste of money.
49:17No matter what anyone says, I think it's a great purchase.
49:20This is what happens when you live alone.
49:22The price is 13,000 yen.
49:25For details, see the show's website.
49:30Next week's Adarehi.