Aired (February 22, 2025): Kapag naglitawan na ang red flags, paano ito haharapin nina Hershey Neri at Ashley Rivera? #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00What will you do when you see red flags?
00:03You go first, Ashley.
00:04You made me do it.
00:05Do you want to make you confused again?
00:08It's pressuring me.
00:10To make you confused again.
00:12I want you to go first.
00:13Let's give them a hand.
00:15You go first.
00:16Why did you choose the tissue?
00:18I'm so hot.
00:19So many things are happening.
00:21I feel hot.
00:24My head is also hot.
00:26I'm sweating.
00:27What will you do, Ash?
00:29If you see a red flag, what's the best solution?
00:32Goodbye.
00:34Really?
00:35Farewell, goodbye.
00:36If I gave you too many chances.
00:40Clearly, you're not doing anything.
00:42Effort.
00:43I already voiced it out.
00:46Then, it's like,
00:48I'll go in here and out there.
00:50Then, let's stop this.
00:52It's like we're fooling around.
00:54And I respect and love myself too much
00:57to settle for less.
00:59If you don't value me
01:01as a partner or as a person,
01:04you're making me go back and forth.
01:06There's no reason for me to stay.
01:09That's it, Hershey?
01:10That's the answer?
01:11Wait a minute.
01:12That's it, Hershey?
01:13Ma'am Chel, you're still not speaking.
01:16I thought she answered.
01:18I thought she already answered.
01:20I believe in Hershey.
01:22Let's fight that.
01:23Hershey got pressured again.
01:25Go, Hershey.
01:26Is this a joke?
01:28It's just a joke.
01:30It's just a joke.
01:31Whether it's a joke or not,
01:33if Kuya gets a red flag,
01:35what will you do, Hershey?
01:36Well, first,
01:37I'll have a self-reflection.
01:39What are my non-negotiables?
01:41What matters to me?
01:42What can I compromise?
01:44And what's not?
01:46These are my values.
01:48And then, I will communicate it.
01:50Like, okay, these are the things
01:52that I'm not happy with.
01:53How can we fix this?
01:55If there's nothing,
01:56know your worth
01:57and leave with your chin raised.
01:59What did she say?
02:00Okay, like that.
02:01Leave with your chin up.
02:02No, no.
02:03With your head held high.
02:05Head held high.
02:06As long as you're like that.
02:08Goodbye.
02:09Goodbye.
02:10Leave with stiffness.
02:11Leave with stiffness.
02:12Leave with stiffness.
02:13Bye.
02:14I don't like this.
02:16I don't deserve this.
02:18Hershey's talking so much.
02:20You know what?
02:21List all the guests
02:22who can't come here again.
02:25I'm blacklisted.
02:26Because we're tired.
02:27You're tired too, right?
02:28I'm tired too.
02:29You're tired?
02:30I'm so tired.
02:31It's like you're on a marathon.
02:32I'm tired.
02:33I can't listen.
02:34And also,
02:35her last memory with you,
02:38wow,
02:39she knows her worth.
02:41It's so hot.
02:42Just like that.
02:43And then?
02:44Yes.
02:45Because,
02:46the hotness level goes down
02:47when you come back.
02:48No, I'm just kidding.
02:51That didn't happen to me.
02:53There.
02:54Sorry.
02:55What happened?
02:56There was a break for me.
02:57She said something.
02:59She said something.
03:01So I said,
03:02Yeah, you can search far and wide,
03:04but there is only one me.
03:06Oh, that's true.
03:07Wow.
03:08It should end there, right?
03:11Later, later.
03:13I said,
03:14You smell so good.
03:15What else do you smell?
03:16Nothing.
03:18She's so stupid.
03:20She's so stupid.
03:21Nothing.
03:22Nothing.
03:23Something like that.
03:25Something like that.
03:26Madam Chair, calm down.
03:27Namaste.
03:28You smell so good.
03:29You smell so good.
03:30And then,
03:31we're going to separate ways in the parking lot.
03:34Oh, there's more?
03:35I hugged her.
03:36I said,
03:37I love you.
03:38Why?
03:39There's more?
03:40I love you so much.
03:43She said,
03:44She said,
03:47Something like that.
03:49Ouch.
03:50That's it.
03:51So girls,
03:52during the break,
03:53don't,
03:54you know,
03:55you smell so good,
03:56don't do that.
03:57I'm so proud of you.
03:58Yay.
03:59Can you not do the round 2?
04:01You smell so good.
04:02I love you.
04:03You should end it with,
04:04There is only one me.
04:06That's it.
04:07That's it.
04:08Credits.
04:09Roll credits.
04:10Yes, roll credits.
04:11Paid to black.
04:12That's it.
04:13You know,
04:14I feel like you grew right before my eyes.
04:16In this episode,
04:18you started like I wanted to kick you.
04:22Then you finished it.
04:23That was so good.
04:24That was so good.
04:25The airship was spinning.
04:28I told you,
04:29it has a comeback.
04:30Comeback is real.
04:31That was so good.
04:32Redemption.
04:33You said you won't guest me anymore.
04:36I was scared.
04:37We love having you.
04:39Of course.
04:40It's funny.
04:41You got hot, right?
04:42Yes, because you know,
04:43this is really my outfit.
04:45I'll burn this too.
04:47With a list of people who can't be guests here.
04:50Who is this?
04:51Who is this in Manila?
04:52Do you know that in Baguio,
04:53they don't do this?
04:55Let's make it hotter, Madam Chair.
04:57Let's make it hotter.
04:58Okay, ask a hot question.
05:00We have an executive whisperer here.
05:03You can say it.
05:05Okay?
05:06You can say it if you have a big heart.
05:08But you can also whisper it.
05:10If you're not comfortable saying it.
05:11We will respect that.
05:12Okay?
05:13These are the questions on our list.
05:15The first one is for Ashley, Madam Chair.
05:18Alright.
05:19Who is the artist who did your make-up?
05:22It's just a make-up.
05:23It's just a make-up.
05:24The one who just did her hair and that's it.
05:27She just did her make-up.
05:28She just did her make-up.
05:29That's it.
05:30Wait, there's an intentional one.
05:31Like that.
05:32Like you're tripping.
05:35No, it's a hole.
05:38Again, again.
05:40Oh, really?
05:42The reaction is big, right?
05:43Yes, really.
05:44Just reach here.
05:45Huh?
05:47Wacky Kiray?
05:48Did you hear that?
05:49Sorry.
05:50Hey, it's just a secret.
05:52Again.
05:53Is it legit?
05:54I'm your friend.
05:55Reynold Lagrimas.
05:56I'm sorry.
05:57I said his full name.
06:00The second one is for Hershey.
06:03For the male celebrities.
06:05Do you know them?
06:06Who is the confirmed handsome?
06:10The one you said,
06:11Oh, you're so handsome.
06:12Just kidding.
06:14What else, mom?
06:15What else, mom?
06:16Hey, but I've never been flirted by an artiste.
06:19Oh, why?
06:20Because...
06:21You're the one who flirted me.
06:22No, she's the one who's calling.
06:24For all the spartan artists.
06:26You're the one who flirted me.
06:27This is the first time I've seen a guest who's calling.
06:30You're the one who flirted me.
06:32It's impossible, Hershey.
06:33Maybe you just don't know.
06:34No, there's really none.
06:36None.
06:37None yet.
06:38None yet.
06:39None yet.
06:40None yet.
06:41After this, there's a lot more.
06:42I have a lot of friends.
06:44You can flirt me.
06:46I'm so sorry.
06:47Just delete the list.
06:50Just this one.
06:51Cut out this one.
06:52This will be trending.
06:53Hershey.
06:54Okay.
06:55So in this episode,
06:56in the comment section,
06:57please write down all the available people who flirted with Hershey.
07:01That's the goal of this episode.
07:03Let's give a round of applause to Ashley and Hershey!
07:06Alright!
07:07Woo!
07:08Thank you, Ashley!
07:09Thank you, Hershey!
07:10Thank you, Hershey!
07:11Woo!
07:12Okay.
07:13Let's move on.
07:14Because of your chit-chat,
07:15today,
07:16here is our law
07:17that will be proposed by Madam Chair.
07:19This law is so beautiful.
07:20What is it?
07:21The title of this is
07:22Couple Tattoo with a Friend Law.
07:24It's so specific, right?
07:26That's an ugly law.
07:27Who can I help with this?
07:30Sometimes, Your Honor,
07:31people just act like idiots.
07:33Yes.
07:34Couple Tattoo with a Friend Law.
07:36What is it?
07:37The market is so niche.
07:38That's an ugly law.
07:39Only 11 people will benefit from this.
07:42Okay.
07:43As a friend.
07:44What I mean by this is
07:46love is like a tattoo.
07:48The mark is deep but it can be erased.
07:51So, if you want to have a matching tattoo
07:53with your friend,
07:55this is what you have to do.
07:56You have to tattoo your name,
07:59the name of your partner,
08:01the name of your children,
08:02the name of the barangay captain.
08:04And then,
08:05your house is still not a gossip.
08:08You have to make a list
08:10so that he's still in love with you.
08:12Like that.
08:13Correct.
08:15Thank you so much, Ashley and Hershey.
08:17We enjoyed it.
08:19We have an interview.
08:21You have an interview?
08:22It's already 20 seconds.
08:24There's a limit.
08:25There's a limit.
08:26Clap for your friends
08:27who are happy with this episode.
08:29Thank you so much, girls.
08:31We wish you all the best in your podcast
08:33and in your respective careers.
08:35And if I must say,
08:36it's high time
08:37that women have a place
08:39in this platform.
08:41Thank you so much
08:42for bringing that female perspective,
08:44that female voice
08:45to the issues that you're talking about.
08:47We're also confused.
08:49Please support your podcast,
08:51Ashley and Hershey,
08:52Chicks2Go.
08:54Thank you for coming here.