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00:00Good evening.
00:02Good evening.
00:03This is ZENRYOKU DATSURYOKU TIMES.
00:05Let me introduce today's wonderful commentators.
00:07The first one is Mirei, a singer.
00:09Nice to meet you.
00:11And the other one is a comedian,
00:13Ms. Sayaka Ninyama.
00:15Nice to meet you.
00:17This is the first time for both of you,
00:19Ms. Ninyama and Ms. Mirei.
00:21I have a problem.
00:23Recently, my parents asked me
00:25when I would get married.
00:27My friends around me got married,
00:29so I was worried about what I should do.
00:33What's wrong?
00:35What's wrong?
00:39Was it here?
00:41That's right.
00:43I made a mistake.
00:45I'm sorry.
00:47I made a mistake.
00:49I don't usually appear on a variety show like this.
00:51I've been thinking about what to do
00:53since last night.
00:55I was thinking too much about
00:57when I would get married.
00:59I was thinking about
01:01when I would get married.
01:03You talk a lot.
01:05I'm sorry.
01:07I think it's okay.
01:09I'm sorry.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:28What?
01:30I don't know what I'm saying.
01:33I don't know how to sing.
01:35I don't know how to sing.
01:41Stress is a modern society.
01:44According to the survey conducted by the Ministry of Labor last year,
01:47the number of people who said
01:49that stress was a risk for their health
01:51increased by three times in the past 20 years.
01:54In addition, about 70% of the employees said that they had no one to consult their concerns with.
02:03So tonight, we will conduct a preliminary survey for everyone in the studio.
02:10We will ask experts in each genre to consult what they are worried about right now.
02:17Mr. Niwa, how about you? Is there anyone you can consult your concerns with?
02:21I'm the type of person who gets depressed easily.
02:26I don't get depressed easily, so I don't have many people I can consult with.
02:35How about you, Ms. Miyu?
02:36I don't have many people I can consult with, so I'm worried.
02:42I can't get married.
02:45That's not true.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:50I don't get depressed easily, so I'm sorry.
02:53Today, we have experts who will help you solve your concerns.
02:59However, there are quite a few people who are worried about their concerns.
03:05It can't be helped if it's a quarrel.
03:08We will decide who will solve the problem with a roulette.
03:14Who will be the first person to consult?
03:17Let's start the roulette.
03:21I think it's okay for me and Mr. Sakuma to go first.
03:24How about that?
03:26Is that okay?
03:32All of a sudden.
03:33Is this fair?
03:35This is random.
03:36I see.
03:37This is random.
03:38Mr. Niwa, I've heard your concerns in advance.
03:41Is there anything you want to bet on SHOWRACE?
03:45We participated in the M-1 Grand Prix.
03:50I feel like I'll try again if I have a good idea.
03:54However, I can't come up with a good idea.
03:57I have concerns about ideas.
04:00I see.
04:01I'm worried about that.
04:03There is no idea he wants to bet on SHOWRACE.
04:06Experts will give him advice on new ideas.
04:11He enters the room.
04:14Hello.
04:17Nice to meet you.
04:19I'm UDAI, a broadcaster.
04:21You're not a broadcaster, are you?
04:24You have a good record.
04:26What are your concerns?
04:33I can't come up with ideas I want to bet on SHOWRACE.
04:38I'm worried about that.
04:42Did you come up with all the ideas?
04:45Yes, I did.
04:47You have a lot of good points.
04:52I like SHOWRACE.
04:53SHOWRACE has a good tempo.
04:56SHOWRACE has a short distance.
04:58SHOWRACE has a long distance.
05:01SHOWRACE has a long distance.
05:04SHOWRACE has a long distance.
05:10I don't want to be a burden to the audience.
05:16You don't want to be a burden to the audience.
05:19I'm not good at making jokes.
05:25I don't think you're a burden to the audience.
05:29I know.
05:30You're a showman.
05:36I think that's what I'm doing.
05:38When people who don't speak Japanese see me,
05:42they say,
05:43I'm not a burden.
05:46I'm a burden.
05:49That's the standard.
05:51The audience is the standard.
05:53You're a burden to the audience, but you're not a burden to the audience.
05:58In a sense, I'm not a burden to the audience,
06:01but I'm not a burden to the audience.
06:04That's a good point.
06:09I want to be specific.
06:14So I'll give you a joke.
06:17Are you going to give me a joke here?
06:21Yes.
06:22What I want you to do is...
06:25Humans are born as a result of doing something erotic.
06:31Right?
06:32I think it's too strict.
06:34Is it okay?
06:35I think it's too strict.
06:37Is it okay?
06:38That's the fact.
06:42For example,
06:43I was walking in the middle of the street.
06:48There was a person who wanted to go to the wind tribe.
06:51Thanks to that person,
06:53I was hit by that person.
06:55In fact, I was able to avoid the iron bones that fell from the top of the building.
07:01Thanks to the person who wanted to go to the wind tribe,
07:04my life was saved.
07:07As a result of doing something erotic,
07:09my life was saved.
07:11In other words, my life is still there.
07:15That person is my father.
07:22As a result of doing something erotic,
07:24my life was saved.
07:26That person is my father.
07:28That's the joke.
07:31I think I'm going to throw up.
07:34I'm going to throw up.
07:37I want you to do that.
07:39That's too strict.
07:42If that's the case, that's all.
07:49I might not be able to sleep tonight.
07:52It's too disgusting.
07:54I don't have any more words to say.
07:56Good luck.
07:59Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
08:02Thank you very much.
08:04Thank you very much.
08:05That's great advice.
08:06How was it, Mr. Niniyama?
08:08I don't know what I'm talking about.
08:12Is that so?
08:13I'm glad I got a joke.
08:16I was wondering if I could carry this joke.
08:20But it's an erotic joke.
08:22Is that an erotic joke?
08:24That's right.
08:25It's a topic that should be heated up.
08:28I think it was just an erotic joke.
08:31I think it was just an erotic joke.
08:35I'm looking forward to this year's M-1.
08:37I don't think I can do it.
08:42Thank you for your hard work.
08:44Thank you for your hard work.
08:45How was it?
08:47I was scared.
08:49I was scared.
08:50I heard that you thought about it after watching Sayaka's joke.
08:54I'm afraid I can't do that.
08:56I'm afraid I can't do that.
08:57But I'll solve it.
08:59Let's decide who to consult.
09:02Let's decide who to consult.
09:03Start
09:06Let's go with the woman.
09:08Let's go with the woman.
09:11Come on.
09:15There's a chance.
09:17Ren.
09:19Wait a minute.
09:21I just solved it.
09:23I just solved it.
09:24Next, Mr. Niiyama has a problem.
09:27He wants to make more money.
09:30He wants to make more money.
09:42Nice to meet you.
09:44I'm KIMOTO, the financial planner.
09:47Financial planner?
09:48Please sit down.
09:51What is your problem this time?
09:57I have a family and children.
10:00I have a lot of property in Tokyo.
10:03I want to make more money.
10:06I understand your problem.
10:12You said it realistically.
10:14You said it realistically.
10:16I thought about it a lot.
10:21The most important thing is to work seriously.
10:25You can make money by working seriously.
10:31I think so.
10:32I want to do my best.
10:33There is no risk.
10:35People around you will support you.
10:37Let's say you got a job.
10:40Let's do our best.
10:42Let's say you got a job.
10:43Let's say you got a job.
10:45Let's say you got a job.
10:47Let's say you got a job.
10:48Let's say you got a job.
10:49You will be able to work harder.
10:53You will be able to work harder.
10:57You came to TOKYO.
10:59You met various people.
11:03You will have a sweet story.
11:07You should never ride a motorcycle.
11:11It's convincing.
11:13You should never ride a motorcycle.
11:15There is no such a delicious story in this world.
11:19I made a mistake a long time ago.
11:23I used to make a living out of comedy,
11:28but I got caught up in the sweet talk I was about to tell,
11:33and I got into a bit of trouble.
11:35It was really painful.
11:38I really regret it.
11:40No matter how many times I think about it, I can't help but regret it.
11:42So I thought I'd do my best at this job.
11:45But now, I'm doing this very carefully,
11:49wondering if I'll be able to do this or that.
11:52You're starting to doubt yourself.
11:54There's a story about me, who's very careful about everything,
12:00that I can definitely do it.
12:06What have you been doing all this time?
12:08I'm very careful, so I can definitely do this.
12:15That's wagyu beef.
12:18I don't have a route to raise wagyu beef cheaply.
12:31Why? Why?
12:36I think it's because of that incident.
12:38I don't understand.
12:40Why do you think you can raise wagyu beef cheaply?
12:43I'm being careful.
12:46You're not convincing at all.
12:49You don't have any friends?
12:54I can't introduce you to anyone.
12:56You don't have to.
12:58You can introduce me to your friends.
13:02You don't care who it is?
13:04I can't introduce you to anyone.
13:06If you say there's a good story, everyone will run away.
13:10There's definitely no good story.
13:13But it's rare.
13:16There's definitely no good story.
13:19I'm saying this because I've experienced it.
13:22I'm being careful, so I don't know.
13:24You don't know?
13:26I can tell by looking at your eyes.
13:29You still have eyes.
13:31Let's exchange LINE messages.
13:34I will never exchange LINE messages.
13:38It's time.
13:40I'm sorry.
13:41Thank you, Mr. Kimoto.
13:43This is a special story for Mr. Inuyama, right?
13:48That's right.
13:49This is not a story that can be told to anyone.
13:53That phrase is suspicious.
13:55But this is 100%.
13:56It's definitely okay.
13:58This time it's definitely okay.
14:01This time it's definitely okay.
14:03Mr. Inuyama, let's exchange LINE messages.
14:05I will never exchange LINE messages.
14:07I want to make a group LINE.
14:09Group LINE is the scariest.
14:16How many turns is this?
14:19How many turns is this?
14:21Why did you put this in the middle?
14:24This is not something to do in the middle.
14:26This is not a story that can be told to anyone.
14:29Consult with a professional about the problems of the studio members.
14:33I will do a consultation roulette.
14:35Is this really used at the Olympics?
14:40It's the same as that time.
14:41It's like that time.
14:42I don't think I did it at that time.
14:44Let's start the consultation roulette.
14:48What is the result of the consultation roulette?
14:53I will start from here.
14:58It's random.
15:00I'm sorry.
15:02I'm glad.
15:03It's random.
15:04I will start with that.
15:06I want to lose weight.
15:08I used to lose weight when I got older.
15:11I used to lose weight immediately.
15:13I don't lose weight.
15:16Consult with a professional.
15:25I'm Reimi Aso, a health management trainer.
15:27Please sit down.
15:29What kind of problems do you have this time?
15:34The doctor told me to lose weight.
15:38I can't lose weight when I get older.
15:42I want to be able to lose weight.
15:45I see.
15:47You have to exercise.
15:52I have to exercise.
15:54That's right.
15:56I understand.
15:57Thank you very much.
16:01Anyone can say that.
16:03Thank you for your hard work.
16:06Thank you very much.
16:07I see.
16:08You want to lose weight by eating.
16:10But you have to exercise.
16:13You have to exercise.
16:15That's what I think.
16:17I want to lose weight immediately.
16:18Let's move on to the next person.
16:20Who is that person?
16:21Start the roulette.
16:30He is here.
16:32He is Mr. Saito.
16:34It's me.
16:36It's too obvious.
16:39It's too obvious.
16:41Is there such a pattern?
16:43No.
16:44What is the reality of Mr. Arita?
16:48The next person is NIIYAMA.
16:51He wants to make his wife's face look good.
16:53Who is the expert who consults him?
17:02I'm KATO, a couple counselor.
17:05Are you a couple counselor?
17:09What are your worries about your wife?
17:14I'm busy in Tokyo.
17:16I have a lot of dinner parties.
17:18My wife is from Osaka.
17:21I don't have many acquaintances.
17:23I'm busy with my family.
17:28I can't get along with my wife.
17:32To be honest, it's easy for you.
17:37I'm a good-looking man.
17:41I'm a very good-looking man.
17:44If I had a good-looking husband, I wouldn't have a bad relationship.
17:51I think that's a different story.
17:54I'm a good-looking man.
17:55You are not that good-looking.
17:57I'm a good-looking man.
17:58You are not that good-looking.
18:00I'm a good-looking man.
18:01There are more good-looking men.
18:03If you are not good-looking, what about me?
18:08I'm not good-looking.
18:09What about me?
18:10I'm not good-looking.
18:11Your jokes are funny.
18:15Your jokes are funny.
18:16Your jokes will continue to sell.
18:18I don't know yet.
18:19Compared to your jokes, I'm not good-looking.
18:23I don't know that.
18:25Your jokes will never sell.
18:27Your jokes will never sell.
18:29I don't care.
18:31Your jokes are funny.
18:33Your jokes are funny.
18:36Your jokes are funny.
18:39Let's do a manzai together.
18:41Give me a chance to do a manzai.
18:46Please.
18:47Give me a chance to do a manzai.
18:48If you don't give me a chance, I don't know what to do.
18:50You look scared.
18:52That's all I have.
18:54If you don't give me a chance, I don't know what to do.
18:57What do you think?
18:59Please help me.
19:02Give me a chance to do a manzai.
19:04Do you want to do a manzai?
19:05Hey, manzai.
19:06Why?
19:07If you don't give me a chance, I don't know what to do.
19:09Please help me.
19:11Are you okay?
19:12Hello.
19:13Hello.
19:14Nice to meet you.
19:16I'm going to win the Nobel Prize this year.
19:18What?
19:19Yes.
19:20Wait a minute.
19:21Nobel Prize?
19:22Yes.
19:23Really?
19:24Wait a minute.
19:25It's not the same as the M1.
19:27That's right.
19:28It's the Nobel Prize.
19:29That's right.
19:30I invented something.
19:32The invention of the Nobel Prize?
19:33Yes.
19:34Wait a minute.
19:36Wait a minute.
19:37Calm down.
19:38Calm down.
19:39Calm down.
19:40I'll explain it to you now.
19:41Please explain it to me.
19:42The invention I made is a mathematical invention.
19:46Mathematics?
19:47Yes.
19:48I came up with a new calculation method.
19:50What?
19:51It's a miscalculation.
19:52A miscalculation of numbers.
19:53A miscalculation of numbers?
19:54A miscalculation of numbers.
19:55A miscalculation of numbers?
19:56It's a calculation of what you think.
19:57What do you think?
19:59You look at each other and you get the answer.
20:02The answer is called cancer.
20:04Cancer?
20:05Yes.
20:06Cancer.
20:07For example, if we show the same number, like 1-1, the number of cancers will be 0.
20:13It will be 0.
20:16It will be 0.
20:17It will be 0?
20:18Yes.
20:19When we show a different number, like 1-2, 1 is bigger than 2, so 1 disappears and the number of cancers becomes 2.
20:29Then?
20:30Well, there is a application.
20:32Application?
20:33Hey, hey, hey!
20:34Hey, what?
20:35You don't even know how to read a book, how dare you go to the public bath!
20:38What's wrong with you?
20:40It's that kind of story.
20:41Then how can you win the Nobel Prize?
20:43No, no, it's just a joke.
20:45Aren't you a poet?
20:47Hey!
20:49Wait, wait, wait.
20:51How can you win the Nobel Prize?
20:54It's a lie, it's a lie!
20:55Hey!
20:56It's a lie!
20:57It's a lie!
20:58It's a lie!
20:59Hey!
21:00It's all a lie!
21:01Why did you lie?
21:02Don't cry!
21:03It's a lie!
21:04It's a lie!
21:14Please appear in M-1!
21:15I won't!
21:17Why did you say manzai at the end?
21:19Kato-sensei, are you going to do manzai with the two of you in the future?
21:24That's right, I'll do manzai and win the Nobel Prize!
21:29You look like a cherry blossom.
21:31What kind of face is that?
21:33What kind of face is that?
21:36The Nobel Prize!
21:37The Nobel Prize?
21:38What are you talking about?
21:42Thank you for your hard work.
21:44Is that person being cornered that much?
21:48Now, let's move on to the next consultant.
21:50Roulette start!
21:58Oh?
22:00Oh?
22:04What?
22:05What?
22:06It's a picture!
22:07It's a picture!
22:13That's it!
22:14Ah!
22:15That's it!
22:16It's a faint!
22:18That's it!
22:20It finally came.
22:21Finally it came.
22:23We heard from Mirei-san her concerns.
22:28What is it?
22:29What is it, Kizuna?
22:30It's finally here.
22:32It's here?
22:33Yes.
22:34It's here.
22:35It's here?
22:36Yes, it's here.
22:37I wanted to get married.
22:39But I was in a hurry.
22:41My parents and friends kept telling me that I should get married.
22:45I was in a hurry.
22:48Mirui's concern.
22:50What kind of expert will give her advice?
22:54Excuse me.
22:57Nice to meet you. My name is Mirui.
22:59Nice to meet you.
23:00I'm Yuki Uekusami, a marriage advisor.
23:03Nice to meet you.
23:04Nice to meet you.
23:05It's my first time meeting you.
23:06What is your concern this time?
23:09Recently, my parents keep telling me to get married.
23:13They keep telling me when I should get married.
23:15I'm in a hurry.
23:17I don't know what to do.
23:20I see.
23:21Don't be in a hurry.
23:23I see.
23:24Don't be in a hurry.
23:25Yes, don't be in a hurry.
23:27I see.
23:28I'll try it.
23:29Thank you very much.
23:30Is it over?
23:31Yes.
23:32Is it over?
23:33Thank you very much.
23:34It's a perfect comparison.
23:35Don't be in a hurry.
23:37Why did I want to hear this question so much?
23:40Thank you very much, Mirui.
23:42Thank you very much.
23:43You're not tired, are you?
23:45You look really refreshed.
23:47Why do I look refreshed?
23:48You shouldn't be in a hurry.
23:49I understand.
23:51I understand.
23:53What are you going to do from tomorrow?
23:55I feel like I can get married if I'm not in a hurry.
23:58No, no, no.
23:59By the way, the movie I'm playing as my wife,
24:02Shiranai Kanojo, will be released on February 28th.
24:06Here?
24:08When I woke up the next morning after the fight,
24:10I was in a world where the two of us had never met.
24:12It's a fantasy love story where love is tested.
24:15Please watch it at the theater.
24:18It's a consultation for this movie.
24:21Who will be the next person to consult?
24:23Start the roulette.
24:30SAKUMA also went to the theater.
24:32SAKUMA!
24:33SAKUMA!
24:34You're here.
24:35You're here.
24:36You're here.
24:37You're here.
24:38You're here.
24:39You're here.
24:40You're here.
24:41You're here.
24:42You're here.
24:43You're here.
24:44You're here.
24:45You're here.
24:46You're here.
24:47You're here.
24:48You're here.
24:49You're here.
24:50You're here.
24:51You're here.
24:52You're here.
24:53You're here.
24:54You're here.
24:55You're here.
24:56You're here.
24:57You're here.
24:58You're here.
24:59You're here.
25:00You're here.
25:01You're here.
25:02You're here.
25:03You're here.
25:04You're here.
25:05You're here.
25:06You're here.
25:07You're here.
25:08You're here.
25:09You're here.
25:10You're here.
25:11You're here.
25:12You're here.
25:13You're here.
25:14You're here.
25:15Next, Mr. Niiyama has a concern.
25:18He wants to raise the sensitivity.
25:20Who is the expert who will consult with him?
25:31Nice to meet you.
25:32Nice to meet you.
25:33I'm Tsutsumi Hita, the sensitivity advisor.
25:36Oh, this is him.
25:38Niiyama-san, please sit down.
25:40I'm a professional.
25:42I'll do my best.
25:44Are you really a professional?
25:45Please sit down.
25:46I'm totally fine.
25:47Niiyama-san, what's your concern?
25:49Well, I have a strong accent and I'm a bit of a gay.
25:54So, my sensitivity is a bit low.
25:58As a comedian, I want to raise my sensitivity to a certain extent.
26:02I see.
26:03But for you, Niiyama-kun, it's fine.
26:08It's fine?
26:09You're funny and you have a job.
26:12My sensitivity is not low.
26:14So, it's fine.
26:15Thank you very much.
26:19Oh, you're done?
26:20Yes.
26:22It's fine.
26:23Wait a minute.
26:24You said it earlier, didn't you?
26:26I'm from Osaka.
26:28Yes, I'm from Osaka.
26:29It hasn't been a year yet.
26:30Yes.
26:31What I'm most concerned about is my wife.
26:34Yes.
26:35She came out alone and she doesn't have any friends.
26:38Yes.
26:39So, you're going to have a meal with her?
26:45A meal?
26:46Yes.
26:47With me, your wife and Niiyama-kun.
26:51I don't want to do that.
26:56I don't want to do that.
26:59Why?
27:00Well, I don't want to involve her.
27:06I don't want to involve her and Tsutsumishita-san.
27:11I'm from Yokohama.
27:16Yes.
27:17So, I can introduce her to you.
27:19I'm going to do it right now.
27:21You're going to do it right now?
27:23Yes, I'm from Yokohama.
27:26You're going to introduce Yokohama?
27:28Yes, I can.
27:29I see.
27:30So, you can introduce her to us.
27:33You can have fun together.
27:35I'll say one more thing.
27:37You're busy now.
27:39You're busy.
27:40You're alone with your wife.
27:41Can you have fun with me?
27:42I don't want to do that.
27:43I don't want to do that.
27:44Can you do that?
27:45No.
27:46You can do that.
27:47I'll say it again.
27:48You can do that.
27:49I don't want to do that.
27:51I don't want to do that.
27:53You haven't talked about going out with your wife.
27:56You can go out with her first.
27:58I know.
28:00I understand.
28:01Let's hear you.
28:02I'm not interested in him.
28:04I know.
28:05I'm not interested in him.
28:06I understand.
28:07I'm not interested in him.
28:08I'm not interested in him.
28:09Go ahead!
28:11You can go out with your wife first.
28:16You can go out with your wife first.
28:18You can go out with your wife first.
28:20She isn't Ms. Tsutsumisya.
28:22Who is she?
28:23Who is she?
28:24Is she around now?
28:26Do you ask your wife who you're going to marry?
28:29It's not that difficult.
28:31That's why you're going to marry her.
28:33That's all.
28:34That's all I'm saying.
28:35That's what I hate the most.
28:36Why do you want to marry your wife?
28:39Don't talk about anything else.
28:40I'm talking about marrying my wife.
28:42That's what I'm talking about.
28:43I'm not talking about anything else.
28:45I'm talking about Yokohama.
28:46No, no, no.
28:47I don't want to go there.
28:48I'm not talking about Yokohama.
28:50What are you going to do?
28:52It hasn't even been a year since you left Tokyo.
28:54I'm worried about my wife.
28:56Who's going to support me?
28:58I'm the only one.
28:59Why?
29:00It's definitely different.
29:01It doesn't matter.
29:02Why?
29:03I've been talking to you for a few minutes now.
29:06I miss you.
29:08That's how I felt when I was your age.
29:10The way you do it is exactly the same.
29:14Is it exactly the same?
29:16It's exactly the same.
29:17I think it's different.
29:18I just found out that we're going to get along after this.
29:19It's exactly the same.
29:21Really.
29:23I didn't see it when I was 13 years old.
29:25You saw it on the spot, right?
29:26It's exactly the same.
29:27That's right.
29:28Really.
29:29So, in order to heal Mr. Niiyama's tiredness,
29:33the powerhouse host club is open.
29:38Nice, nice, nice.
29:40Niiyama, Niiyama.
29:43Super star.
29:45Super star.
29:47I'm so angry.
29:48Welcome back.
29:50I'm so angry.
29:51You must be tired.
29:52It was great.
29:55You laughed too much.
29:57I knew it.
29:59I knew it.
30:00To be honest, you passed all the tests today.
30:06I don't usually do that.
30:08I didn't do that.
30:09You passed.
30:10I almost called you Noripi.
30:12Noripi.
30:13Tell me your name.
30:15My name is Norihiko Niiyama.
30:19Isn't that too cute?
30:21You don't care about your parents.
30:24I'm glad you're Norihiko.
30:26Noripi, to be honest, you're perfect.
30:29Perfect.
30:30You're a champion as an entertainer.
30:32Champion.
30:33But I think you were holding back a little bit.
30:37I thought you were Noripi,
30:39but I really want to do what Udai-san suggested.
30:45That's not true.
30:47How could you say that?
30:49I didn't notice.
30:50I didn't notice at all.
30:52That's impossible.
30:54I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
30:56You wanted to do it, didn't you?
30:58Let's try it at the beginning.
31:00At the beginning?
31:01Like Udai-san did earlier,
31:03I want you to do it with a lot of energy.
31:06Then I'll drop you lightly.
31:09Can I sit down?
31:12If you stand up, the hurdle will be high, so I'll be gentle.
31:15It's okay.
31:17I'll let you sit down.
31:19It's okay.
31:20I'll let you sit down.
31:21Just relax.
31:22Um...
31:23What's wrong?
31:24When I was walking down the street,
31:29there was a guy running towards me.
31:33I bumped into him.
31:36At that moment, a brick fell from above.
31:41I was able to avoid it because I bumped into him.
31:45When humans are born, eroticism occurs.
31:50Humans are born from eroticism.
31:52I was saved again by the eroticism of the Fu family.
31:56In other words, I'm going to call the person who was running towards the Fu family
32:02my dad from now on.
32:05What's going to happen?
32:07It's the worst.
32:10It's the worst.
32:13It's the worst.
32:15Champion!
32:17M-1 Champion of 2025!
32:20Cheers!
32:21Cheers!
32:22Cheers!
32:23Cheers!
32:24M-1 is over.
32:26Cheers!
32:27Shut up!
32:28Shut up!
32:29No, no.
32:33Yes, it's okay.
32:34After this, I'm going to go drinking with everyone.
32:37Kato-san, Kato-san, Sumisa-san, Udai-san, and Kimoto-san.
32:42No, no, no.
32:43No, no, no.
32:44No, no, no.
32:45No, no, no.
32:46No, no, no.
32:47No, no, no.
32:48No, no, no.
32:49No, no, no.
32:50No, no, no.
32:51No, no, no.
32:52No, no, no.
32:53No, no, no.
32:54No, no, no.
32:55No, no, no.
32:56No, no, no.
32:57No, no, no.
32:58No, no, no.
32:59No, no, no.
33:00No, no, no.
33:01No, no, no.
33:02No, no, no.
33:03No, no, no.
33:04No, no, no.