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Danny McBride steht hinter der HBO-Serie The Righteous Gemstones, die der titelgebenden Gemstone-Familie folgt. Patriarch Eli Gemstone (John Goodman) ist ein berühmter Fernsehprediger, sein Sohn Jesse (McBride) lebte schon immer in seinem Schatten.

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00:00Take the stress away by checking into one of our luxury prayer pods.
00:05With prayer pods, the Gemstones are bringing you their love and message everywhere you are.
00:10Prayer pods are the future of worship.
00:13Cozy.
00:15Jesus Christ.
00:17A bunch of shit is damn pants in there.
00:19Fucking farted on your knee, dude.
00:21Woo! Here we go now.
00:23Welcome the Gemstone family with Eli himself.
00:27I literally had to go down to Florida and drag his long-haired ass back here.
00:32Ew! Is that a woman's bra?
00:34Oh, that's for tits.
00:36Imagine if daddy met someone new.
00:38Yucky dogs.
00:40Luckily, daddy's nuts done dried.
00:42Cause mama's got him in a jar up in heaven.
00:44Okay.
00:49You're living the dream, Keith.
00:51I'm the happiest I've ever been.
00:52There's my man.
00:55I guess your brother is the Gemstone with the juice.
00:58Back up off me, son, if you know what's good for you.
01:03I am the tiger, dick of a horse.
01:05Take no prisoners, show no remorse.
01:11Eli, looks like you got a little hickey on your dick.
01:14Daddy is such a nerd who gets no action.
01:17Daddy's rizzle-less.
01:18Seems pretty cool to me.
01:20Very cool.
01:22When you this age, you got to get it where you can get it, am I right?
01:26Am I supposed to live the rest of my life in mourning?
01:30Yes!
01:34There's a war going on against Christianity in this country.
01:40We never turn our back on family.
01:43That is our Gemstone commitment to you.
01:48But our prayer pod.
01:50Jesse's dumbass invention.
01:52People were jacking off in them.
01:54On gay Reddit, they refer to them as squirt-yurts.
01:56Oh!