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00:00Oh floor
00:14Welcome to chaos Express a game that I am 99% sure is an accurate
00:19Representation of what it's like to work for a postal service. This guy's blueprints for his dream house
00:23He just has three rooms and a giant forklift battle arena. No not convincing enough
00:29Well, how about this?
00:33Overall the game is very simple take package deliver package. It's so simple
00:38We absolutely do not struggle at all with this task
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00:44Thank you so much for watching the video in the first place, and I hope you enjoy the rest of it
00:48I don't know about y'all, but I'm excited to pick up boxes and put them down with you
00:54No
00:57This is like an accurate delivery job
01:20Turn around slowly
01:22Or is he open wide
01:29Did he take off his pants I heard that
01:35Guess how you pee I knew it. I knew I'd find the button so quick pee on me pee on me. No reason
01:47Broken I have to rejoin having fun. Oh I pissed on them
01:52I love having fun with my seat
02:14Guys look at the top right the office dirtiness is kind of getting. Oh, yeah, let's clean actually
02:18Let's figure out a clean. It's like what do we do? No, it's simple, dude
02:22Deliver pack guys deliver clean yourself clean yourself in the sink. Oh, there's a customer here. Hello woman. Oh
02:39They are not happy, you know, which one they need what are you doing?
02:51Why'd you push me it wasn't me Bezos is gonna kill us I'm spending money on speed see so I can run 25 fast
03:04Yellow because it's called speed see guys good news. It's really clean in here. Now. I've done a good job
03:09Okay, please don't piss on the floor
03:13Shouldn't have said shit around grizzly, bro. Oh
03:16Delivery
03:20All right, did I not I gotta let's go come on y'all you with me don't sprint too much
03:28Guys we have a whole
03:35That's the whole point
03:37Q it says building for entrance one floor two apart. I'm literally I see a thing on my map when I pick up. Yeah
03:43Big white circle, come on. You are stinky, bro. Grizzly. You need a shower build an open
03:49You are covered in dirt just my name where I need to go
03:57Boom
04:13Is there a stank trail follow me yes, you stink is what I was trying to tell you
04:17Oh my god, they got piss all over just hit this hit the sink shower
04:22Alright, we go to the computer shower the toilet. Oh shit. There's a dead guy in the back
04:26That's a dead homeless guy in the back of the van. Why don't we just this open? Okay, we look
04:32There's a dead guy in our truck. Let's piss on him
04:39Commonly it happens
04:41All over that was the tutorial I didn't learn a damn thing guys, so I'm gonna be honest
04:47All right, all the packages in the car. Wait, what happens if I stand here? There ain't no car
04:53Call it in that cars. Oh
04:55You guys Smitty what?
04:57Oh
05:09That is so many packages I have all this what do I have you have a bunch of mini packages I got
05:20Me when I go to the local meal prep, this is what we call efficiency teamwork make the dream work
05:28See you're fucking breaking the packages dude, like
05:32They're all for a delivery puffer
05:34Okay, you see the pickup you see the tape on it changes color, but it's about to bring on
05:39It's gonna weak-ass box. You actually just threw it all to yellow. Okay, I'm going to deliver some packages. I'll be right back
05:46Goodbye, I'm going with you. You scan them. Where are you going building for? Okay, Green Star is building five
05:57Oh
06:09That's the wrong one hold on Oh fucking Christ, what is the
06:16Down left up up. Oh, there's one for me. It's different. I'm fine down left up up
06:21Let me double-check that are you doing the red diamond or red? Whatever? That is what whatever the shape that is
06:25Supposed to be a building fives. Yep
06:31Okay, this this is definitely not the right building cover I'm in the wrong building how is that possible
06:41What spinny I might be in building five I think I'm in building five
06:47New customer, oh shit. No one's at the store. Are you going back? Yeah. Oh
06:51Oh my god, it's a fucking mess in here. What is that? What do you want me to do with that?
07:01Wrong QR code what?
07:07Oh my god, this guy was getting mad at me because he was holding the wrong key, bruh
07:14Here you go jackass get the fuck out of here don't ever come nice to them don't use this service again you freaking idiot
07:20That's the wrong
07:23They're being stupid. They keep bringing me the wrong QR code idiots. Oh, I was at okay building four. That's a four
07:34Entrance three is right here. I'm a type in the code. It says on the goddamn map. Oh
07:42Entrance three did you need why are these wrong?
07:47so
07:50I'm I'm gonna try to find your
07:55Oh my god, come back you guys gotta see this this guy's blueprints for his dream house
08:00He just has three rooms and a giant forklift battle arena
08:05Showing me the blueprints for his house. You gotta come back here and see I
08:10See a meme that says I fucking hate when bathrooms have this type of urinal they blow piss everywhere
08:16And it's a fucking it's one of the hand hold the dryers
08:20Memes were truly in the fucking future, dude. There's an even notice for it. What?
08:28What do you see on his phone is it a meme or is it looks in it's a meme it's just a cat. Oh
08:34We all have different memes. I got a big-ass hand. Yeah, you got a cat on his hand
08:38So I got a big-ass hand
08:40The options are cool me my but I need to cure
08:46Stop showing me that shit. Give me the fucking QR code. This guy's an asshole
08:52I was on the wrong road
08:55Yeah, I gotta come to the computer and it tells you what road I gotta go to Uranus Road
09:00Oh, no, you can hit Q. It tells you to uh, the brown sirs over here. Wait, really? Okay. Oh my god
09:04It does I'm a fucking idiot. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Wait, I need to piss
09:07Oh my god, I got a piss in six seconds or what happens what happens to me with the boxes
09:12Piss me if you have to piss what happened I died I died due to burst pity. Oh my god
09:18Oh, wait, did I not piss in time? I did died at the same time
09:24What is happening bro, I just got shot by a cop cuz I peed in public
09:36I'm in jail for ten seconds
09:42Yeah, some of us are actually doing work right now I have to cross the highway like actually
09:50Canyon I'm going to cross this
09:53This is the only way across in my mind
09:58This might be the only way
10:04Oh shit, you're the construction
10:08I'm good. I have to get to this building over here. Why you can't skip nighttime by closing. Don't do it. Don't do it
10:14I'm not home. I'm not home. I have to go to floor 18. Where's this fucking? Oh, hello. You to come in here
10:19Yeah, I got a little bit package in here floor to apartment
10:23chicks
10:24Right here. Oh two packages. Oh, it's the same fucking pack. Oh, we could have taken them together
10:29Oh, well, okay. So are these ones? Okay, we still have to take these somewhere unless these guys
10:34They're not gonna show up. It's nighttime
10:37right
10:38Why does it say Uranus Road needs two more packages? Is it these packages right here? The ones that are like a third?
10:45Pentagon are they in the box. I
10:47Don't know in this. Yeah, I don't know how to check. I don't know either
10:52All right, we can end the day. Fuck it. I let's close your door. I'm going to next day. Is there an inside?
10:58Yes, uh-huh
11:00Beat up times. Come come come clean yourself. Whoops. I hit the C button
11:04Evacuation plan is just running resume. Mr. I'm marking it for you
11:09New day at work. Oh, yeah work guys. I got all this. Don't worry. I got all these I
11:15Put it in the in the thingy in the little bag. Oh, no, we gotta organize them
11:20We got to organize them. I wish it would say like if it's good if it's gonna be a pickup it does shut up
11:26I
11:30Wish we had a scanner
11:35Where's the fire extinguisher what wait what I got it
11:40There's
11:42That's good, why did you put a package in another pack and I was looking now it's clicking out dude, you're clicking it out
11:49brown triangle
11:57I
11:58Am package now, bro is this bro? You know when my owner comes in it might be this woman
12:05woman, I
12:07Can't escape. Oh, yep. She wants Smitty. Why are you pissing on her?
12:14She's outraged now excited. Sorry, I can't find any of these ones that need to be delivered
12:19Are they the small ones to someone just had like yeah, these I delivered like four small. Oh shit
12:24I didn't even realize these were a thing. I just want to put them in the bag though
12:28You know what? I mean? Oh, cuz only one person needs to make this delivery because it's all the same
12:34But hold on hold on hold on I figured it out it's a white square I need a white square check this out
12:43Holy crap, how'd you do that game change? I ain't got any y'all got any white square. I'm not gonna tell
12:49Bro gatekeeping
12:51Gatekeeping in this game
12:53guys
12:54I might have to take a piss and it might be in the subway
12:57Do you think a cop's gonna show up or should be good?
12:59You better fucking hope not like I'm also gonna do the same thing. I got 30 seconds to piss
13:03I'm gonna do it
13:08I'm so sketched out. I'm pissing and then zipping on my pants and turning around a check
13:15It's mad dark out there, bro, you guys all right, I don't think so. I'm good
13:20I just entered an apartment building and I have a gun
13:24What?
13:26We might be the problem I didn't say none I finally delivered that guy's Subway sandwich, let's get out of here
13:44Guilty by
13:47Bag on they didn't strip search me puffer. I got shit in here dog. Let's just get out of here
13:53taking that
13:55I don't want to sleep
13:57Taking that will get pissed off. What are you?
14:02Stop all the fucking money
14:07Why do we have $4
14:09I don't I didn't spam it that I wasn't I wasn't either. I stopped way puffer. No, no, I can't go outside
14:16No jump in front of me
14:27Push you up. It's the next day guys. We got packages. So we have to close the oh, we won't we don't hit it
14:33I think someone hit it
14:34All right, wash yourselves
14:37All right eager for my job, what do we got in there stuff get out of my way dude, I pick up
14:45Holy shit, I'd drop them on the ground. How did you stack that? What how many is it? Is it a lot?
14:57Did come on
14:59I
15:05Didn't did I piss like two seconds ago, I don't know why I just died
15:26Ah
15:30All
15:32Right that part's done
15:34There's a shop here
15:37Raids special training hacking skills
15:40Wait, they're going to allow you to look at the notebook while holding. That's huge. Buy that. Yeah
15:48I hate having a job for me though, or is it for everybody? I don't know by it. Okay, we're down to $56
15:53What else can we buy we could buy special training? Hold on grizzly before you buy anything else
15:58We could spend $300 on soda you tracking fucking poop everywhere, bro. Oh my god
16:05Yeah, sorry guys
16:07Sorry, I'm out at hard at work, you know actually out in the street
16:11You should be hard out bro. No, actually like oh, there you go. Go poop. Come on
16:28Gotta pee
16:32I'm go back to work. See ya
16:35Do not drink angry soda. You will burp like crazy. Don't drink it. I'm gonna drink
16:39Do not drink angry Cola. I'm drinking anger right now
16:44I might be
16:53You let out the
16:55Don't drink angry soda, it's $10, but it's totally worth it
17:06Pissed together
17:10So romantic
17:21Like you just wiped his lip like you had a crumb
17:26I
17:28Believe it or not. There's some on the ceiling
17:38Can y'all stop fucking pissing how long it takes to clean this shit up no do it in the toilet
17:43Oh
17:53He freaky
17:55Mark Zuckerberg that shit my fault. Oh wait on rescue service search and return of lost parcels. I'm gonna click this button. I'll do it. Oh
18:03Hey, that's huge. Oh, yeah, they are. Here's one. You need to scan you scan that scan that one. Oh
18:09Yeah, we were missing some bag and got us just to pick up. Hey, you got it. No, it's not
18:13Building five you're rain. Oh my gosh far. All right. See ya
18:20Finally though is it bugged? I can't grab it. Can you?
18:25Yikes
18:28How close you to delivering that package I'm right next to the building
18:32Okay, hold on we wait for him to deliver and then we recover the lost package
18:35What if we just refuse service and tell him to fuck off steal all their goodies?
18:44She's like right there on the shelf, don't have it
18:53All right, I delivered it you got a stream on you I want to see if it's if it recovers
19:02Free blood
19:07We may have just scammed the people you just
19:10What do you mean? There might be a couple packages?
19:14It says it's delivered. There's no longer on the list, but we I recovered them
19:20Blue one still stuck here. Yeah, I don't I think it's fucked. Oh, there's soda here, bruh
19:36No, no, no, no, I got I got it was worth it
19:38I promise those were when you get 350 bucks, but we could buy a delivery guy crazy stamina
19:43You know, it only wasn't that great. It only it's one and it last and it lasts five minutes
19:48Check the why don't I have like max stand my check the effects check the effects. How long is that last mix mix game?
19:56I'm gonna go fucking scrounge for bottles, dude, because we got to do that shit to make money
20:00There's Puffer keep spending all on soda. We need 350 buck room
20:04I
20:08Okay, wait, he's there god me for what
20:33Way to know
20:48You guys actually activated the package when I got that way can we stop like
20:54Against the wall. Oh, no. Wait, let me scan it. Let me scan it for that 50% showing. Let's go. Oh, I
21:06am not
21:10I am taking light blue circle and light blue diamond. Okay, just take all the blues
21:16No, well, these ones are on the same Street. That's why building six on Solar Street
21:21Look at the way you wait buffer. Look at pull your map again. Look at look at the way he holds the packages bro put superglue
21:37And y'all motherfuckers say I'm not a fucking spider-man talented
21:44I'm going to these porta-potties is my halfway a grizzly. I'm sorry. I had to piss on the floor
21:52Hey, it's his business too. You can do whatever he wants. Yeah, but he ain't cleaning it
21:58Fairly, oh my god, dude. Oh my I just told I got 90 seconds again
22:04Not by soda
22:07I
22:20Didn't do anything. I swear I did not do anything
22:25Floor 17 there better. I'm already doing your job for you since it clearly you can't fuck. They're literally all fucking filled
22:30What do you want? You can't fucking do it. Maybe a whole new shit delivery. So easy Smitty. I like this. Oh
22:36So I'm definitely missing a package and I don't know how there's plenty of white triangles here and
22:45No, I have a light blue
22:49Yes, because I had all light blue art light blue triangle, yeah, not triangle. Sorry diamond diamond
22:55Yeah, I have no idea where this package is. Oh, yeah, we could do rescue hexagon. Oh the glitz one
23:01No, no, there should be a new one. Oh my package a shop. What the fuck dude
23:05I don't know where I was. I'll be back
23:16Packages finally delivered. Okay, let's take a garbage chute
23:24Where's the garbage chute, uh, it's beyond the stairs. Ah, there you go. John is me. Oh my god
23:35Dude brings your dirtiness up though. We got 423 we can get a drone we can get
23:46Cool meme, but I need the QR code. Hey guys, I'm back. Oh my bed. Why was this package?
23:51Why do you always come back covered in shit? Cuz I'm out working retrics
23:58Amazon worker bro, no breaks. Can't shit
24:01Like I was just coded
24:09What's that drone grizzly
24:12Side right here. It might it might it's here. Oh, it's one of the automatic
24:20I think you meant it was a flying one guys. You want to see me load this thing?
24:26Connection to the I don't know how the fuck you
24:30For entry
24:35It's just one singular package
24:47There's a box on fire get the fire
24:54Just come boys, so what's the fire extinguisher so we'll pick it up to get boxes of fire
25:00I got it. I got it bring it outside. I'm so dirty. There's another one. Look out
25:10Stop drop and roll whosever. These are we're sorry. Where's the fire extinguisher? I have no idea
25:22Top floor
25:30Oh
26:00Oh
26:30Bro said but the business look at this motherfucker, bro, how'd you do that? I grabbed the I did the fire
26:43I'll buy more. I'll buy more. Oh shit. Just as God intended. See ya
26:51He's on the roof
26:55Money yeah
26:58It's $60 we can rack up really come
27:01Well, let me see if I could slide off or hit this balcony or something. Let me go crazy. Go get that game. Oh, man