Aired (February 19, 2025): Hinamon ni Meme Vice si Sexy Babe Sarah sa isang nakakalokang aktingan na nilagyan ng twist ni MC kung saan kailangan nilang magsama ng mga sari-sari store items sa kanilang mga linya! #GMANetwork
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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso
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00:00Why are you joining this? Is this a preparation for your pageant or do you want to be an artist?
00:06I also want to be an artist, but I'm also doing a pageant.
00:11What kind of artist?
00:13Acting, singing.
00:14Singing? Are you into singing? Hosting? Acting?
00:18When I was young, I used to do a workshop on acting, but I didn't pursue it.
00:23Why?
00:24Why?
00:25What?
00:26Their workshop is a waste.
00:29You don't have a job.
00:30I do have a job.
00:31Let's see if you learned anything from the workshop.
00:33It's great to have an actor with us here.
00:36Yes.
00:37Multi-awarded actors who won Best Actress.
00:41Yes, Ma'am.
00:42Best Supporting Actor.
00:43Yes.
00:44Best Actress.
00:45Yes.
00:46Best Actor.
00:47With the Best Actor.
00:48Yes.
00:49Right? Let's see.
00:50Right?
00:51Yes.
00:52So, what's the scene?
00:54What's your forte? Do you want to be angry?
00:57Drama.
00:58Love story.
00:59Love story.
01:00Oh, yes.
01:01Okay, so love story.
01:03Love story.
01:04Yes.
01:05Then, we're a family.
01:07Oh, family.
01:08We're a family.
01:09You're a part of our family.
01:11Yes.
01:12I'm also a part of your family.
01:13You're his girlfriend.
01:15You're just the director.
01:16What?
01:17What?
01:18You're just the director.
01:19Yes, and he's just sitting there.
01:21And there's a fight going on.
01:23Yes.
01:24He's always like that with the directors.
01:26You're so dramatic.
01:27He's wearing a sweatshirt.
01:28He's wearing a sweatshirt.
01:29He's wearing a sweatshirt and a sweatshirt.
01:30I haven't seen Wendy Rama in a while.
01:32She's been acting for a long time.
01:34She's an angel.
01:35Okay, so she's our daughter.
01:37We're husband and wife.
01:38What? We're husband and wife again?
01:40Why?
01:41You're husband and wife.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:43My friend is asking me,
01:44why am I getting slapped here?
01:45No.
01:46Since I'm the director,
01:47so that it's better.
01:48He's a third party.
01:49Yes.
01:50So that it's better.
01:51He's a third party.
01:52What?
01:54Because you already know how to act, Vice.
01:56Yes, but we have a problem.
01:58You didn't win Best Actor, right?
02:00Yes.
02:01So that it's better,
02:02let's put a challenge.
02:03What kind of challenge?
02:04You're making me practice here?
02:06Am I really a challenge?
02:09He doesn't have a mic.
02:10Let's practice.
02:12He doesn't have a mic.
02:13You know what?
02:14You're holding it so tight.
02:15It's unempty.
02:16We didn't buy a battery.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:20No, because I'm going to hit you.
02:22I'm going to hit you.
02:24No, because I'm the director.
02:25So that it's a challenge.
02:26Just like all of you,
02:27Best Actor, Best Actress.
02:28Yes.
02:29Let's put...
02:31What is this?
02:32Your mom has a store, right?
02:34Yes.
02:35Let's include Sarisari Store in your acting.
02:38That's it.
02:39What am I going to do?
02:40I'm going to sell?
02:41No, you're not going to sell.
02:42What?
02:43The things that her mom sells,
02:44Yes.
02:45You're going to include it in your words.
02:47In your acting.
02:49So you need my line?
02:50There's a store?
02:51Yes.
02:53You can't do it?
02:55Oh my!
02:58You just won Best Actor.
03:01I can do it.
03:02You need to put this in action.
03:05My mom is chasing me.
03:06This is a mess.
03:08I'm embarrassing the audience here in the studio.
03:11And this is live, right?
03:13Do you want to include her?
03:14What?
03:15Include her.
03:16She's the ref.
03:18Freezer.
03:20She's not a ref.
03:21She has 8 cases of beer.
03:24Okay.
03:25Put this in action.
03:26Don't throw it away.
03:27This is our third party.
03:29This is your third party.
03:30Come and join us.
03:31You want to have a party, right?
03:33Yes.
03:34Just a third party.
03:36Okay, lights, camera, action.
03:40What?
03:41Did you raise this girl?
03:43Why?
03:44She doesn't look like a daughter.
03:45Yes, mommy.
03:46Why am I dressed like this?
03:48Who are you?
03:50I'm the only one who falls in love with your husband.
03:54Mommy, that's not true.
03:55Cigarette.
03:56Use the cigarette.
03:58You're the one who falls in love with my husband?
04:00Yes.
04:01Remember this.
04:02Your relationship with my husband is like a cigarette.
04:06It's bad for your health.
04:10And if you get sick, you might die.
04:14But your husband is addicted to me.
04:17How?
04:19He's addicted to you.
04:20Kendy.
04:21Choose.
04:23Me or your husband.
04:26I'm sorry.
04:28You know, my heart is like a soft drink.
04:32He said Kendy.
04:33Kendy.
04:34I didn't hear it.
04:35I didn't hear it.
04:37You know, Kendy.
04:39Yes.
04:40I saw you look like Kendy.
04:43You're Kendy.
04:44You're Kendy?
04:45You misunderstood.
04:46You thought you were sweet, but you were Kendy.
04:52It's a woman's thing.
04:54You're Kendy.
05:00Soft drinks?
05:01What did you say?
05:02What's soft drinks?
05:04What did you say?
05:05That I'm bitter?
05:06Repeat that.
05:07I'll beat you.
05:10He said he'll beat me.
05:11Coco.
05:12Coco.
05:13I like that.
05:14I like that.
05:15You're good at that.
05:16Soft drinks.
05:17Oh.
05:18Cheers.
05:22Soap.
05:23Huh?
05:24Soap.
05:25Leave if you don't want me to soap you.
05:28Oh.
05:29Answer me.
05:30You're just staring.
05:31You're not even bringing me to the contact lens.
05:34Whatever.
05:35Whatever soap you use.
05:38Whatever soap you use.
05:40I'm still the one he'll choose.
05:42Oh.
05:43Whatever soap you use.
05:45Soap him.
05:46Soap him.
05:47Let my friend answer first.
05:48I'm the only one who's being pressured.
05:49I'm sorry.
05:50He's my...
05:52life.
05:53Boy.
06:01You're a dirty man.
06:02You're a dirty man.
06:03I thought, Ma'am Den, when you married me, you were Mr. Clean.
06:06Soap him.
06:07Soap him.
06:08I already said that.
06:09I just repeated it.
06:10He's my son.
06:11You can look at him.
06:12He's my son.
06:13Here.
06:14Next word.
06:15It's just a little bit hurting you.
06:16What?
06:17Shampoo.
06:18Oh.
06:19Oh.
06:20Shampoo.
06:21Oh.
06:22Oh.
06:23Oh.
06:24Oh.
06:25Oh.
06:26Oh.
06:27Oh.
06:28Oh.
06:29Oh.
06:30Oh.
06:31Oh.
06:32My, my, my.
06:33You're too good at this game.
06:34You're too good at this game.
06:35Remember,
06:38being intimate
06:40is prohibited
06:42by the ten commandments of God.
06:47Sarah! Sarah!
06:49Go away!
06:50Gugu!
06:51Gugu!
06:52No!
06:53Gugu!
06:54No!
06:55Your husband needs to know!
06:58Gugu is allowed.
07:01Your husband needs to know
07:03that we are ten.
07:05Oh no!
07:06They are more!
07:08They are ten!
07:10They are ten!
07:11Next word,
07:12Katol.
07:13Huh?
07:14Katol.
07:15They are ten?
07:16Don't cry!
07:17You fooled me!
07:18I'll go home to our family.
07:20I'll tell my brother.
07:23Hello?
07:24Where's Katol?
07:29Come here!
07:31Come here!
07:32Come here!
07:33Where are you?
07:34Where's Katol?
07:37Two?
07:38Two times?
07:39Yes.
07:40I'm dead!
07:41I'm caught!
07:42I'm sure!
07:43I'll poke you!
07:51You're out!
07:52What?
07:53He lost, Ma.
07:54Sardinas.
07:56Sardinas?
07:57You think you're better than me?
08:00You're better than two...
08:02Ligos.
08:08I'm sorry.
08:09That's how it is.
08:11Because our age...
08:13Century.
08:23Oil.
08:24Huh?
08:25Oil.
08:26You think he loves you?
08:28Yes.
08:29You think he loves you?
08:30Of course.
08:32That's not true.
08:33He's not serious with you.
08:34You're just his grandmother.
08:38Grandmother.
08:39You're just his grandmother.
08:42I didn't see that.
08:44Do you know where they're dating?
08:46Huh?
08:47Where are they dating?
08:48Where?
08:49I saw them.
08:50Where?
08:51In Baguio Oil.
08:52In Baguio Oil!
08:54In Baguio...
08:55Sana Oil.
08:59They're going to Baguio.
09:01Do you have an answer?
09:02Fight.
09:04Chicharon.
09:06Do you have a Chicharon store?
09:08We don't.
09:09Let's stop this acting.
09:11You can't prove anything in acting.
09:16Why are you like that?
09:17Prove it.
09:18Look at me.
09:19I'm sorry.
09:20Do you know who my idol is?
09:21That's how it is when you love someone.
09:23You don't have to fight anymore.
09:25Huh?
09:26I don't have to fight anymore?
09:27Let's stop this acting.
09:29Do you know who my idol is?
09:31Who?
09:32Chicharon Cuneta.
09:35Chicharon.
09:37Chicharon.
09:38Chicharon.
09:39But don't fight.
09:41You know what?
09:42You're like Chicharon.
09:43Why?
09:44You're too loud.
09:45You're too loud, audience.
09:47You can't do that.
09:49You're so funny.
09:52This cameraman is so funny.
09:54You used that pick-up line.
09:56You're too loud, audience.
09:58Cut.
10:00My love people, Vice is beautiful.
10:03You know what?
10:04Your acting is okay.
10:05But sometimes, you put your hand like this.
10:09What's your advice to the director?
10:11To the director?
10:13My advice to you is to pursue.
10:16Not to act.
10:18Just kidding.
10:19Yes.
10:20You need to listen to your co-actor.
10:23Yes.
10:24Acting is all about reacting.
10:26Yes.
10:27You react to your co-actor.
10:29You react to every stimuli.
10:31Yes.
10:32Right?
10:33Sometimes, you need to have an alibi.
10:36You need to be creative.
10:38You're so good at that.
10:39Alibi.
10:40Yes.
10:41Hey.
10:42Follow.
10:47Yes.
10:48But you're right.
10:49You need to pursue all your plans.
10:51Remember, you're a woman and you're limitless.
10:54Yes.