Aired (February 16, 2025): Interesado si Robb Guinto na malaman kung ano ang isasagot ng tatlong hunks sa tanong na, "Ano ang lumalaki sa'yo 'pag nagagalit?"
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00:00Here we go Ms. Malibuya!
00:01It's good that we've already started.
00:03The questions are being added so you can decide
00:06who you're going to vote for later.
00:08Okay.
00:09Game!
00:09Game!
00:10If the end of the world is near
00:12and we're going to be together in the last night,
00:14what are we going to do?
00:15For me, what I want us to do is
00:19I want us to pray.
00:20Aye!
00:21I want us to pray to the Lord
00:23that we'll be together after our lives.
00:26See!
00:28That's it!
00:29This is for the Lord.
00:31Yes, Lord.
00:32Good!
00:33Pray!
00:34For Mr. Malambing.
00:36Same question.
00:38Same question.
00:40Your answer is good, Mr. Makingisigan.
00:42I also want your answer.
00:43But for me,
00:44I think I'll just love you
00:48until the end of the world.
00:49Yes, I'll love you.
00:51I'll be by your side.
00:52I'll hug you.
00:53See?
00:54What else?
00:55What specific thing will you do?
00:57F*** you.
00:59Oh my God!
01:01Hey!
01:02We're going to be together in the last night?
01:04Surprise!
01:06For Mr. Maginoo.
01:08You heard the intention of Mr. Malambing.
01:13It's very...
01:15It's very...
01:16What did you say?
01:17It's him.
01:18It's him.
01:20It's him.
01:21It's him.
01:22It's him.
01:23It's him.
01:24Ms. Maling, my answer to you is
01:27the same as No. 1.
01:29There's also Sal.
01:31For me,
01:32I want us to get married.
01:37End of the world, right?
01:38We'll get married.
01:39Yes, end of the world.
01:40We'll get married.
01:41Because, Mr. Maginoo,
01:43I want you to know and feel
01:45that I'm serious about you.
01:47That's why I want to get married to you.
01:49Wow!
01:50He's excited.
01:52But this is just a reminder.
01:53This is a comedy show.
01:57It's like you're just being serious.
01:59They're just being serious.
02:01I don't want to break it.
02:04Here it is.
02:05We have a second question
02:06that you need to think about.
02:08You need to do well on this second question.
02:11Go, Ms. Malimuya.
02:12Okay.
02:13Let's say you're courting me
02:15but you're an animal.
02:17What animal do you want to be?
02:20And you're courting me now.
02:22There.
02:24Okay.
02:25It's because of the sound of this animal.
02:27Okay.
02:28Mr. Makisig.
02:29Mr. Makisig.
02:30Mr. Makisig.
02:31What animal?
02:33That was fast.
02:34What animal is that?
02:35Tiger.
02:36Tiger.
02:37There.
02:38It's like a tiger with a breathing dog.
02:41Game.
02:47It's like you're scared.
02:48Do you want to translate that?
02:49What that means is
02:51even if you're courting me,
02:53I'll still keep courting you for the rest of my life.
02:57That's too long.
02:58Okay, one more.
02:59One more.
03:02It's like he's mad.
03:03It's like he's mad.
03:06That's your guess.
03:07That's your guess.
03:08Why does it sound like there's a rabbit?
03:12Okay.
03:14Mr. Malambeng.
03:16Mr. Malambeng.
03:19What is that?
03:20Snake.
03:21Snake.
03:22Snake.
03:23Snake.
03:24Why?
03:26How will you court him?
03:27How will you court me?
03:34What are you saying?
03:35It's like there's a lot of snakes.
03:36I'll just flirt with you.
03:39Flirt?
03:40We know that Mr. Malambeng is a jerk.
03:44He's a jerk.
03:46He's wrong.
03:50He's a jerk.
03:53He's a jerk.
03:54Mr. Maguino.
03:56Mr. Malambeng is a jerk.
04:00Okay, what's next?
04:02I don't know how to make this sound.
04:04Wait a minute.
04:08What?
04:09There's a lot of animals.
04:10What animal first?
04:11Horse.
04:12Horse.
04:14How will you court a horse?
04:17There.
04:18Why?
04:22Do you know why, horse?
04:23Why?
04:24So you can ride me.
04:27And I'll let you pass all the...
04:30things you don't like.
04:33You should've said that
04:34so I can kick your face.
04:38Brutal.
04:39Okay, how will a horse say I love you?
04:42Aw.
04:47He's acting like a donkey.
04:48No, that's sweet.
04:49Yes, horses are sweet.
04:50Just like that.
04:53Good.
04:54We all imagined it.
04:55You're Miss Malimuya.
04:57You, Miss Malimuya,
04:58if you were to fight them,
05:00what animal would you be?
05:02I just want to be sweet.
05:03What?
05:04I want a cat.
05:05A cat?
05:06How will a cat say I love you?
05:13How?
05:14Meow.
05:15Miss Malimuya is so cheap.
05:17Meow.
05:18You have one more question.
05:19Yes, there.
05:21What grows on you
05:22when you're angry?
05:26Shanksha.
05:27Shanksha.
05:28The first one to answer
05:29is still Mr. Makisig.
05:31For me, my head grows.
05:33Your head?
05:34No, this is true.
05:36My head grows
05:37like it explodes
05:39because a lot of reasons come to my mind
05:42why I don't want to fight you.
05:45That's why it explodes
05:46whenever we fight.
05:48What triggers your anger?
05:51There.
05:52When you're not happy.
05:56That's what triggers me.
05:58You get angry when I'm not happy.
05:59I want to be happy.
06:00So I have to force myself.
06:05That's really your purpose.
06:06Miss Malimuya.
06:08I can't avoid being sad
06:10but for me,
06:11I'll do my best
06:12to be happy every day.
06:14There.
06:16That's his purpose.
06:18Mr. Malambing.
06:20What's the question again?
06:21Shanksha.
06:22I don't understand.
06:23I want you to answer, Miss Malimuya.
06:25Miss Malimuya,
06:26what's your question again?
06:27What grows on you
06:29when you're angry?
06:30Do you really want to know,
06:31Miss Malimuya?
06:32Yes.
06:33Is it okay for them to know?
06:34Yes.
06:35Flip it.
06:39What grows on me
06:41is my heart.
06:43Why?
06:44Tell me why.
06:45Why?
06:46Because it's like it's going to explode.
06:47I have a lot to say
06:48so I'm trying to say everything
06:49because I'm angry.
06:52Wow.
06:53Is there anything else
06:54that grows on you
06:55other than your heart?
06:56There.
06:57Actually,
06:58when it grows,
06:59it grows when it's angry.
07:00But it's hard, Miss Malimuya.
07:02Maybe you won't choose me.
07:05It's different when it's angry,
07:06Miss Malimuya.
07:07You won't like it.
07:11Miss Malimuya is sweating.
07:13I'm sweating over there.
07:16What's your answer,
07:17Mr. Maguino?
07:18What's your answer,
07:19Mr. Maguino?
07:20I have a question.
07:21Am I still a horse here?
07:24No, I'm not.
07:25I'm sorry.
07:26You're a raccoon here.
07:29For me,
07:30what grows on me
07:31when I'm angry
07:32is my eyes.
07:33Eyes.
07:35When I'm angry,
07:36that's the first thing
07:37you'll notice.
07:38My eyes grow.
07:39Other than the way
07:40I look at you.
07:42You'll see
07:43my giggle.
07:44Giggle?
07:45You'll feel it.
07:47That's why you grew up,
07:48because you got angry?
07:51I don't know if it's me
07:52or you.
07:55We'll find out.
07:58Later.
07:59Miss,
08:00I don't want to ask
08:01what grows on me.
08:02Okay, friend.
08:03Debt.
08:05Debt.
08:15Not here, friend.
08:16Oh, okay.
08:17Is that a bleep?
08:18Comedy show.
08:22There,
08:23there's one more question.
08:25There.
08:26Let's do the last question
08:27before we take a break.
08:29Yes.
08:30For my last question,
08:31speaking of growing up,
08:33I want to know
08:34how tall you are.
08:35Hey.
08:37I'll ask you one by one
08:39about a specific part
08:40of your body.
08:42Is that okay, boys?
08:43Okay.
08:44That's fast.
08:45Who's asking for permission?
08:46That's Mr. Malamping.
08:48I'm a bit shy,
08:49but since it's you,
08:50okay.
08:51I'll allow it.
08:53Wait,
08:54will you allow Mr. Malamping
08:55to wake up?
08:56Yes.
08:57You're a gamer.
08:58Mr. Malamping,
08:59will you allow it?
09:01Hey.
09:02Mr. Malamping,
09:04will you allow it?
09:05Of course,
09:06I'm a gamer.
09:07Hey.
09:08Mr. Maguino,
09:09will you allow it?
09:10I'll allow anything for you.
09:12Anything.
09:13Everything.
09:14You want to buy that?
09:15Will you allow it?
09:16But before that,
09:17of course,
09:18Mr. Makisig,
09:19will you allow it right away?
09:23Where?
09:24Abs.
09:25Abs.
09:26Where's the abs?
09:29Abs.
09:30Abs.
09:31You might hit someone else.
09:35Oh.
09:36What?
09:37Describe it.
09:40Like,
09:41a lot.
09:42A lot?
09:43A lot.
09:44A lot.
09:45Is it high?
09:46Is it high?
09:47Is it high?
09:48Oh.
09:49Oh.
09:50Fighting?
09:52Can I do it?
09:53Can I do it?
09:54Yes, you can.
09:55Okay.
09:56Oh, there.
09:58Oh.
09:59Describe it.
10:01It's bouncing.
10:02It's bouncing.
10:03It's bouncing.
10:04Of course, it's still alive.
10:06Can I do it on the face?
10:08Yes.
10:09Oh, she has a lot of requests.
10:12Face.
10:13Okay.
10:14Oh.
10:15How is it?
10:18Okay.
10:20Okay.
10:21You're lucky.
10:22How does it feel?
10:24Is it hairy?
10:25It's like ***.
10:26***
10:29You're gay.
10:32Next, Mr. Malambing.
10:34It's my turn.
10:36How is it?
10:40Describe it.
10:41It looks small.
10:42It looks small.
10:45On the face.
10:46On the face.
10:47Can I do it on the nose?
10:49Describe it.
10:51There.
10:52On the hair.
10:53On the hair.
10:55Oh, there's gel.
10:56Gel?
10:59It's like ***.
11:00***?
11:01What is this?
11:02Is it ***?
11:03What is this?
11:04It's true.
11:05Is it familiar?
11:06Oh, it's like ***.
11:11It's Tecla.
11:12She wants to join.
11:13It's true because it's Mr. Malambing.
11:18Mr. Malambing.
11:19Oh, it's a mosquito.
11:22A mosquito?
11:23You're so fast.
11:24What are you touching right now?
11:26I'm touching his abs.
11:29Abs?
11:30How about that?
11:31Abs?
11:32He has.
11:33He has abs?
11:34He has.
11:35On the...
11:38Why?
11:39I touched his hand right away.
11:40What is that?
11:42Oh, what is it?
11:43Majolai.
11:44Majolai.
11:47On the nose.
11:48There, on the nose.
11:49Oh, it's beautiful.
11:50Hair.
11:51Hair.
11:52What do you ask him to do?
11:53Hair too.
11:54Hair too.
11:55Hair too.
11:56Do you like hair?
11:57No.
11:58No?
11:59Me too.
12:00Me too.
12:01Wait, me too.
12:02It's not allowed.
12:03It's not allowed.
12:04Wait, wait, wait.
12:05Wait, wait, wait.
12:06Sorry, sorry.
12:07I thought...
12:08There, you touched Mr. Makisig.
12:11Mr. Malambing.
12:12Don't worry because we still have a third person to touch later.
12:16Let's shake hands first, right?
12:18Tecla will pee first because her pants are still tight.