Wow Mani - Season 01 Episode 01
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03:08Brett, what happened? Who's that?
03:13According to the women around, that's Berto.
03:18He was hit by men we don't know.
03:22Why?
03:24It's because he's famous here.
03:28Almost all the women in town were hit by him.
03:32Really?
03:34Why is he wearing a sambrero?
03:38It's because he's tall and long.
03:44What are we talking here? How tall is he?
03:48About 15 inches.
03:5015 inches?
03:52Yes.
03:53Jumbo!
03:55Wow!
03:56Is that true?
03:58Yes, that's why a lot of women are jealous of him.
04:02And when they talk about his height,
04:04they remember that he was with them the whole time.
04:09Berto is a man.
04:15I hope so.
04:16I hope so.
04:30Hi hon.
04:31Hi hon.
04:33How are you?
04:36Why are you here?
04:39I was in the park and I saw a dead body.
04:43It's a mess. There are a lot of women.
04:47Why?
04:50You won't believe this.
04:52Imagine,
04:54he was 15 inches tall.
04:59Huh?
05:01Berto is dead?
05:16Berto!
05:17Berto!
05:18Berto!
05:19Berto!
05:20Berto!
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05:45Berto!
05:46Berto!
05:47Whoa!
05:51Arowana,
05:53we still have a camera battery.
05:55Full battery.
05:56Ready?
05:57We've got a mic and...
05:59A camera battery.
06:00Okay.
06:02Ready for the show.
06:05Hi, Indians!
06:07This is Indiano Jones,
06:09your favorite explorator
06:11and expert over here.
06:13Now, we are here
06:15Tribune of Mamadetico.
06:19To talk to our fellow citizens
06:23and share a little knowledge.
06:33Tribune of Mamadetico.
06:36Can we sit down?
06:41Sit down.
06:46You can ask anything.
06:50And I will try to answer your questions.
06:58Your stories are good.
07:01Arwanna, Arwanna.
07:03The production is very good.
07:05Detailed.
07:07It's beautiful.
07:09Oh, it's not beads.
07:11It's not beads.
07:13Do that.
07:15Okay, we can ask questions.
07:18First question.
07:20Me.
07:22Indiano, are you really an expert in all things?
07:26Of course.
07:29Can we learn about sea creatures?
07:33Sea creatures?
07:35Of course.
07:37Do you have old fish?
07:40Old fish?
07:43I have.
07:46Tuna.
07:48Why tuna?
07:50Century tuna.
07:53It's 100 years old.
07:56But there is an older fish.
08:00What kind of fish?
08:02Lapu-lapu.
08:04Yes.
08:06It's from Magellan's time.
08:08It's 500 years old.
08:12Next.
08:13Is there a fish that can run?
08:17A fish that can run?
08:19That's easy.
08:21Seahorse.
08:24Horse.
08:26It can run.
08:28Is there a fish that can fly?
08:32Fish that can fly?
08:34There is.
08:36Flying fish.
08:37Angel fish.
08:39But there is a fish that can fly even higher.
08:44Do you know what it's called?
08:47Angel fish.
08:49It can fly to the sky.
08:51Can I bring you there if you want?
08:54Next.
08:56Is a penguin a fish?
08:58Is a penguin a fish?
09:01A penguin is not a fish.
09:04It's a bird.
09:05It's a bird.
09:07It can only fly because it's in the water.
09:10It's a bird?
09:12Why can't it fly?
09:14It can fly.
09:16But it's big and heavy.
09:19It can't stand on its own.
09:21If you want, you can throw it.
09:23Next.
09:25Is there a fish that can swim?
09:27A fish that can swim?
09:30There is.
09:31Yes, that's why it's called a school of fish.
09:37But only a few people graduate from it.
09:41They don't go to school.
09:44Is there more?
09:46There is.
09:48Is there a fish that is rich?
09:50Why is it in English?
09:52Again.
09:54Is there a fish that is rich?
09:56A rich fish.
09:58There is.
10:00Goldfish.
10:06Is there a fish that is poor?
10:09A poor fish.
10:13There is.
10:15It's called a janitor fish.
10:19Janitor fish.
10:21The other one is poor in English.
10:23Me.
10:25Is there a fish that always needs help?
10:26A fish that always needs help.
10:28It's easy.
10:30A sea bream.
10:32Is it a sea bream?
10:34No.
10:36It's dying.
10:38A sea bream.
10:40That's why it needs help.
10:42Is there a fish that is happy?
10:45A happy fish.
10:47Of course, there is.
10:49What is it?
10:51Clownfish.
10:53It makes everyone happy.
10:54Does it make everyone happy?
10:56Yes.
10:58Is there more?
11:00Is there a fish that never gets wet?
11:04A fish that never gets wet.
11:06You know the answer to that.
11:08It's dry.
11:10It never gets wet.
11:12It's dry.
11:14That's the part 3 of the question.
11:19Caruana, do we still have time?
11:21We still have time for one more question.
11:22Just one more question.
11:24Who wants to ask a question?
11:26I have a question.
11:28Go ahead, Caruana.
11:30Is there a fish that is loud?
11:32A fish that is loud?
11:34Yes, there is.
11:36What is it?
11:38Yes, there is.
11:40What is it?
11:42A siren.
11:44Why a siren?
11:46That's what ambulances use.
11:48It's loud.
11:53Okay.
11:55Thank you very much.
11:57Tribong Mamadete.
12:03Indians, that's all for today.
12:07I hope you enjoyed it.
12:09And if you learned something,
12:11please like, subscribe, and click the notification bell.
12:15And comment down below if you have any additional questions.
12:18This is Indiana Jones.
12:20Shout out to my fans who are engineers.
12:24Until next time.
12:26Bye-bye.
12:37Hi, everyone.
12:39I am Angeline.
12:41And now, we are here in Mandaluyong.
12:43We are here for a tricky question.
12:45So, what are you waiting for?
12:46Come with me.
12:48So, this is my question for you.
12:51What is the main ingredient in pork sinigang?
13:01It's delicious.
13:03Sinigang makes final.
13:05You can do it.
13:08You don't cook at home.
13:11Pork.
13:13String beans.
13:15Chili.
13:20Gravy.
13:22Mix it well.
13:25And a spoon.
13:27He's laughing.
13:29What price do you want?
13:31One hundred?
13:33Or I kiss you on the cheek?
13:38I'm the only single here.
13:40I'll kiss you.
13:45I'll kiss you.
13:57Hello and welcome to your favorite show,
14:01Battle of the Brawlers.
14:07Battle of the Brawlers is brought to you by Playtime,
14:11the fastest growing online gaming platform.
14:16And now, I'm your host, Giano Deck.
14:19And without further ado, let's call the two university competitors.
14:23First, La Consumision College.
14:33And their opponent is from the University of Los Banos, Queen Laguna.
14:44Welcome to the show, girls.
14:46Okay. Do you have a cheer?
14:49Yes, we do.
14:51Who will go first?
14:53Let's go.
14:54Let's do this.
14:55One, two, three, four.
14:57La, la, oh.
14:59La, la, oh.
15:01La, la, oh.
15:10That's good.
15:12That's good.
15:13You still have a chance to win.
15:15Let's show them.
15:21More, more.
15:23Smile, smile.
15:24One, two, three, go.
15:27U-M-B-U.
15:30Hey.
15:38Just the aura.
15:39Okay.
15:40Listen carefully.
15:41I'll explain the mechanics of our game.
15:43We have three rounds.
15:45Our easy round, difficult round, and the final round.
15:50At the end of each round,
15:52whoever has the lowest score will have a consequence.
15:56But don't worry.
15:58You will choose your punishment.
16:00Okay?
16:02Please test the buzzers.
16:06Okay. Are you ready to play?
16:08Ready, ready.
16:10Let's play.
16:12Okay.
16:13In our category,
16:15Philippine Literature and Anger Management Combined,
16:22we have a saying that
16:25if you're drunk,
16:27don't play with the new blank.
16:31What is this blank?
16:32It's a clue.
16:33It's scary to play with.
16:36Liar.
16:37If you're drunk, don't play with the new blank.
16:40That's right.
16:41Wrong, wrong, wrong.
16:43Yes.
16:44Tule.
16:46If you're drunk, don't play with the new tule.
16:50Wrong, wrong.
16:53Yes.
16:54Panganak.
16:55If you're drunk, don't play with the new panganak.
16:57Right?
16:58That's painful.
16:59No.
17:00It's like this.
17:02It's like you're sweating.
17:04It's like this.
17:06New.
17:08Make-up.
17:10If you're drunk, don't play with the new make-up.
17:14Cheap, cheap.
17:15That's right.
17:17But that's not the right answer.
17:19If you're drunk, don't play with the new laugh.
17:22Yes.
17:23New opera.
17:24If you're drunk, don't play with the new opera.
17:27That's right.
17:28It's painful.
17:29No.
17:30Wrong, wrong.
17:31Yes.
17:33Raspa.
17:35If you're drunk, don't play with the new raspa.
17:39What's the meaning of this?
17:41Okay, I'll help you.
17:43It starts with the letter G.
17:48Yes.
17:49Make-up.
17:50If you're drunk, don't play with the new make-up.
17:52Make-up?
17:53Why make-up?
17:54Make-up.
17:55New make-up on boobs.
17:56That's painful.
17:57You know, when I had new make-up on my boobs.
17:59Don't make fun of me.
18:01Can I ask a question?
18:02Can I ask a question?
18:04Is it done?
18:05Is it really done?
18:07Is it done?
18:09Friends, sorry.
18:10The answer we're looking for is
18:14If you're drunk, don't play with the new laugh.
18:20Okay, let's recap our scores.
18:24La Consumision College got zero.
18:29And the University of Los Baños, Queen Laguna got zero.
18:34It's a tie!
18:36Yes!
18:38Zero!
18:51Okay.
18:56I'll give you a hint.
18:58The consequences are
19:00You'll remove all the trash in Manila Bay using a spoon
19:05or
19:07you'll remove your clothes.
19:10We'll just remove our clothes.
19:12Okay.
19:13And you, you'll choose
19:15is
19:21you'll drink tequila while bathing and shampooing a king cobra.
19:32Or
19:33you'll remove your clothes.
19:36We'll just remove our clothes.
19:39Are you sure?
19:40Yes.
19:41You too?
19:42Yes.
19:43We're ready.
19:45Okay, let's go.
19:47Here they are, friends.
19:48They chose.
19:50You'll see their consequences.
19:54Yes.
19:55Friends, we're back.
19:57It's a difficult round.
19:59Here at
20:00Battle of the Parade!
20:02Yes!
20:12Mars!
20:13How are you?
20:14What happened to you?
20:15You were eliminated in the competition.
20:17Oh no!
20:18I won in the freestyle
20:20but I lost in the breaststroke.
20:22Why did you lose?
20:23I saw it.
20:24I was really denied in the breaststroke.
20:27What do you mean denied?
20:29Mars.
20:30You used your arms.
20:33I was really just using my wrists.
20:36You were too slow.
20:44Welcome back to
20:45Battle of the Parade!
20:49We'll now move on to the difficult round.
20:52Here we go, girls.
20:53This is harder.
20:54Okay.
20:57Our category.
20:58Listen carefully.
21:00Don't play around.
21:01You're annoying.
21:03Your category is
21:04Carpentry and Architecture Combined.
21:09In English, this is
21:11Door.
21:13In Tagalog, this is
21:15Blank.
21:16What is this?
21:18Yes?
21:19Ventila
21:20Door?
21:23This is a part of a house.
21:25Yes?
21:26Oh, for a door?
21:28Wrong.
21:30Tocador.
21:33That's okay.
21:34Cute, but wrong.
21:36There's no door at the end,
21:37but it's often opened and closed.
21:41Bin?
21:42Tana.
21:45Aside from the window,
21:46what else is opened and closed in a house?
21:49It starts with the letter
21:51P.
21:52Yes?
21:53Letter P.
21:54You're stupid.
21:55What are you?
21:56Go look at the house.
21:57Don't steal.
21:58When I saw it,
21:59it was on the floor.
22:01That's not it.
22:03That's still wrong.
22:04Let's do this.
22:05Me,
22:06at home,
22:07whenever I go home,
22:09I go out and come in here.
22:12What is this P?
22:14Yes?
22:15Tete.
22:18Tana.
22:19I love it,
22:20but that's wrong.
22:22Wrong, wrong, wrong.
22:23I'm sorry.
22:24Time is up.
22:25No one got the right answer.
22:27The P we're looking for
22:29is
22:30Palikuran.
22:32Oh.
22:33Okay.
22:34Look.
22:35It's like CR.
22:36CR.
22:37Correct.
22:38Okay.
22:39Let's recap the scores.
22:41La Consumision College
22:44got a
22:46zero.
22:49University of Los Bano Queen,
22:51Laguna,
22:52got a
22:53zero.
22:54Laguna,
22:55got a
22:56zero.
23:21Your choice
23:22is
23:24a punishment.
23:27There's a gift certificate.
23:29It's very simple.
23:31Clean your face
23:34with a grinder
23:37or
23:38remove your face.
23:41Clean your face.
23:43I'll remove my face.
23:45Are you sure?
23:46Yes, sir.
23:47Final answer?
23:48Final.
23:49Final.
23:50Your turn.
23:51Your choice
23:53of punishment is
23:55Yes.
23:57Clean your face
23:58with a bat.
24:00While
24:01you're
24:02licking
24:04your face
24:07or
24:08remove your face.
24:11I'll remove my face.
24:12Final answer?
24:13Yes.
24:15This is easy.
24:17I'm confused.
24:18Sorry, sir.
24:19Okay.
24:20Ladies and gentlemen,
24:22this is where
24:23our difficult round ends.
24:24We'll be back
24:25with the most
24:26awaited
24:28final round.
24:29See you
24:30in the Battle
24:31of the World!
24:40Hello, Mars.
24:42Here you go.
24:43I'll deliver
24:44some of these
24:45to your house.
24:47There's someone
24:48in your house.
24:49Send me your number
24:50and I'll book it.
24:52Right now.
24:53I'm busy.
24:55Excuse me, ma'am.
24:58Can I ask you something?
25:00Excuse me?
25:02I know your style.
25:04Can I ask you
25:05my name?
25:07Then you'll know
25:08my number.
25:09Then you'll court me.
25:11Then you'll hug me.
25:13I know your style.
25:14It's old-fashioned.
25:15Leave me alone.
25:16No, ma'am.
25:17I'll just ask you something.
25:19What do you want to ask me?
25:20I'll just ask you
25:22why your
25:24one baby
25:25came out.
25:27Oh, no!
25:28I left my baby
25:29in the bus.
25:35Welcome back
25:36to the Battle of the Flawless
25:37and this
25:38is the final round!
25:47Okay.
25:48In the last round,
25:49the category is
25:51Philippine History
25:52and Psychology
25:53of Heroism Combined.
25:55Wow.
25:56This is hard.
25:57Go, girls.
25:58Easy, easy.
26:00He is the father of the Katipunan
26:02known as the brave man.
26:04He is considered the supreme
26:05of the Katipunan
26:06or the KKK.
26:08Who is he?
26:10Supreme?
26:12Lito Lapid.
26:13No, that's wrong.
26:14He's dead.
26:15He's dead.
26:17Lito Lapid is dead.
26:18No, he's still strong.
26:19He went down.
26:20That's wrong.
26:22He's starting.
26:24His initials are
26:26AB.
26:28Yes.
26:29Antonio Banderas?
26:30That's wrong.
26:33Alec Baldwin?
26:35Wow.
26:36Do you know him?
26:37No.
26:39He lived here in the Philippines.
26:40Who is this AB?
26:42He fought a lot.
26:44Yes.
26:47No, he's older.
26:49Yes.
26:50He's older.
26:52Yes.
26:54No, he's older.
26:56That's wrong.
26:59He's a man.
27:00He's an AB.
27:01Yes.
27:04Time's up.
27:06No one got
27:08the right answer.
27:10I'm sorry, girls.
27:11I was rooting for you.
27:12I was hoping that
27:13someone would give you the right answer.
27:14The right answer is
27:15AB is
27:16Aga Buna.
27:18Oh.
27:19Oh, really?
27:20Okay, let's recap the scores.
27:22La Consumision College
27:24with zero
27:25and University of
27:26Los Baños
27:27Queen Laguna
27:28still have zero.
27:29It's a tie.
27:31Ms. Fonzie, come on up.
27:33Let's go.
27:34Let's go.
27:35Let's go.
27:36So,
27:37I still need to draw you.
27:43Okay.
27:53Okay.
27:54I'll go first.
27:57You may choose.
27:59You have a first aid kit
28:01and you need to rescue
28:04a wounded bird.
28:06What a pity.
28:08While it's being bitten
28:09by a ferocious tiger.
28:12Or
28:14you may remove your bra.
28:17Your choice.
28:18Sir, we'll just remove our bra.
28:19It's more fun.
28:20Yes.
28:21Final answer?
28:22Yes, that's final.
28:23Okay.
28:24And you,
28:25you may choose the punishment.
28:27Because we know
28:28that you're tired,
28:30you just need to
28:31get a massage.
28:33Oh, just a massage.
28:34On your back.
28:36To a man
28:37using
28:38a jackhammer.
28:41Use it.
28:42Attach it.
28:44Just kill us.
28:47Or
28:48you may remove your bra.
28:49Oh, no.
28:50We'll just remove our bra.
28:52Okay.
28:53That's their decision.
28:55That was fast.
28:56They'll remove their bra,
28:57my friends.
28:58That's their consequence.
29:00And that's
29:02our episode for today.
29:04Thank you very much
29:05for following
29:06following
29:07following
29:08following
29:09our
29:10Battle
29:11of the Braless.
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29:25Yes.
29:26I am
29:27Giano Depp,
29:28your host
29:29who is the luckiest
29:30in the world.
29:32We'll see each other again
29:34here at
29:35Battle
29:36of the Braless.
29:39Woo hoo!
29:44Come on!
29:45Woo hoo!
29:47I think I won it.
29:54Oh, Mané!
29:55Oh, Mané!
29:57Oh, Mané!
29:58Oh, Mané!
29:59Mané!
30:00Oh, Mané!
30:01Oh, Mané!
30:04Oh, Mané!
30:05Oh, Mané!
30:06Mané!
30:07Eto na yung paborito nyong pulutan
30:10Pwede kainin lalo na pag nagiinuman
30:14Kay sarap, pinapapak, nasa nyong swak-na-swak
30:17Lalagapak, pag binayo, at talagang papalapak
30:21Hala tumuwa, dano ba yan, tingin ko babad na babad
30:24Basta manik, kapag sinagat, napapak
30:27May inigaw at adobo, meron ating nilaga
30:31Ang minakamalasa ay sa magandang dalaga
30:34Wamane, Wamane, Wamane, Wamane