For Sale by Exorcist Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: After years of exorcising haunted houses, realtor Susan Price finally finds her dream home – until the spirits she’s evicted return, threatening to make it her final resting place. Now, she must banish them for good.
Release date: digital and VOD on March 11, 2025.
Release date: digital and VOD on March 11, 2025.
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00:00Our guest this morning is Ms. Susan Bryce, a real estate agent and certified exorcist.
00:11I'm a certified exorcist. I find houses, cleanse them, and sell them.
00:17Wait, really?
00:22Mostly residential, but I have had some success on the commercial side.
00:27These spirits were restless.
00:30This house is haunted.
00:36He did not mention the cemetery in the listing.
00:42Y'all see that there? That is black mold. Could be a sign of demonic activity.
00:47Or water damage. Either way, it's not good.
00:52Closing costs? We're not selling.
00:54Right. That's not closin' closin'. That's closin' a gateway to hell.
00:59And there is a cost attached to that.
01:02Listen here, Jezebel. By the time we're through with you, you'll be banished to hell
01:06and time to work the third shift at the underworld's shittiest Applebee's.
01:13I'm gonna get y'all a great deal on this house.
01:15Do you guys actually believe this weirdo?