Pookie! OH NO, POOKIE!
Hailey Welch, aka Hawk Tuah Girl, has resurfaced after weeks of internet speculation following her meme coin controversy. A leaked episode of Talk Tuah features her discussing the failed coin launch with FaZe Banks and crypto influencers, admitting she didn’t fully understand what she was getting into. Meanwhile, the internet has tracked her every move, from Twitter Spaces to paparazzi beach photos, as debates rage over whether she can reclaim her viral fame or if this is the end of the Hawk Tuah era.
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Hailey Welch, aka Hawk Tuah Girl, has resurfaced after weeks of internet speculation following her meme coin controversy. A leaked episode of Talk Tuah features her discussing the failed coin launch with FaZe Banks and crypto influencers, admitting she didn’t fully understand what she was getting into. Meanwhile, the internet has tracked her every move, from Twitter Spaces to paparazzi beach photos, as debates rage over whether she can reclaim her viral fame or if this is the end of the Hawk Tuah era.
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00:00Oh my god I'm gonna cry. No, don't cry, don't cry. Don't cry, everything's gonna be good.
00:04We're gonna be good. Scooby gang, get in the mystery machine, okay? Nardwire, get your
00:08research team out because it's time to play the game of Where in the World is Hawktua Girl?
00:13Like a feminine bigfoot, all of the internet's warriors have been on the scene looking for the
00:16welch on the loose. Where did she go? After her Hawktua coin controversy, she has been hard to
00:22spot, and she's becoming a modern-day human version of the Loch Ness Monster. Hawktua was
00:27the world's biggest meme star. This clip of a girl talking about spitting on that thing was
00:31so real and authentic that even I was singing praise of the late welch. Maybe she was the next
00:36step towards a cultural revolution in America. But then Hawktua coin dropped, and Hawktua has
00:41vanished to the shadows. Maybe if you say Hawktua three times fast in front of the mirror, she'll
00:45spawn in your home. But regardless, freaks online have tracked her every whereabouts, which honestly
00:50at this point is getting sad. She was last spotted at the time of this recording on a Twitter space
00:54where she was cutting someone off saying she needs to go to bed. She did not say Hawktua,
00:58unfortunately. Anywho, I'm gonna go to bed, and I'll see you guys tomorrow. I think that's what
01:04she needs to bring everybody back, you know, just like a slow zoom in to her face in a dark room
01:08like a movie trailer. Anyway, this Twitter space appearance ended with her saying she'll talk to
01:12everyone the next day, but that never happened, and some are scared she hasn't even woken up yet.
01:16Maybe she was eaten by Nosferatu in the morning. Her last Twitter post in general was weeks ago,
01:20all about the meme coin saying she's taking it seriously and working with her legal team,
01:24which was probably written by her legal team. And if you thought the internet wasn't already
01:27the most unhinged place to be in the modern world, like little geoguessrrainbolt, people
01:31have sleuthed her all online and they've found her at the beach, because I guess the paparazzi
01:35exists for memes now too. It used to be you'd see videos of Britney Spears just trying to go to the
01:38movie theater or something, but now it's Hawktua out at the beach. This was laced with some boring
01:42controversy as some internet sleuths with nothing better to do with their time spotted her wearing
01:46an expensive bikini, apparently worth $2,000 from Dior. Is this true? I have no idea. Does
01:51anyone know? No, probably not. Is it AI? Maybe. Was Hawktua ever real? I guess we'll find out.
01:56Maybe Hawktua Girl was… the friends we never mind. Maybe Hawktua Girl was actually an alien,
02:00the first one to escape from Area 51, and all those New Jersey drones took her back to her
02:04home planet. This bikini photo might actually be from a while back. But yeah, I mean, she has money,
02:08it's not that surprising to see her in a $1,000 bikini. What I'm more upset about is my $5 million
02:14loss to HawktuaCoin. I put everything on that. The house, the car, the wife, the kids. I want all
02:18of those assets back. Except the kids. The world beckons for more Hawktua, or actually maybe they
02:22don't, but… Her last Hawktua appearance was over a month ago. What will I do without my fix? I just
02:27learned Hawktua's pookie and it can't end just yet. Hilariously, her last podcast was all about
02:31how not to get cancelled, literally titled How to Avoid Being Cancelled, and as you can imagine,
02:36all the comments on YouTube are pointing that out. Maybe she planned it the whole time,
02:41this was her out. Who will hawk up a loogie and spit now? Who do we have left? Maybe we
02:44need a swallowing meme. Also, take a look at the recent Google Trends, which shows the
02:485 most popular search terms recently to do with Tua. Did the Hawktua girl die? Hawktua girl fan
02:54fix. Is the Hawktua girl dead? And my personal favorite, did the Hawktua girl go to jail?
02:59That's awesome. I will be protesting at the courtroom steps, just like Joker 2,
03:03for both Mangione and Hawktua girl. No matter what.
03:06Alert! Alert! Sound the press! This is unprecedented, but in the middle of the
03:10production of this video, Hayley Welch has been found. She's back with a new podcast episode,
03:14which has actually leaked online. Yeah, Tauktua is getting leaked, like it's the opening episode of
03:18an upcoming highly anticipated anime or something. She is apparently sitting down with FaZe Banks and
03:23other crypto bros in the podcast room, talking about the meme coin, about how she was basically
03:27dealing with some shady guy who brought her the deal, and she didn't know what she was getting
03:30into. And even Pookie lost money on Hawkcoin. No, Pookie. How's Pookie doing? Pookie lost money
03:38in it too. Oh, poor Pookie. He said, how are you going to take my money? I said, I didn't do it.
03:44That's so sad. That's so sad. He still gives me shit about it all the time. He's like,
03:48yeah, I wish I had my, can I say how much? I wish I had my $300 back. That's funny. Yeah, me too.
03:59I think now that I've seen that Pookie lost $300 on Hawktua coin, I will be donating my entire
04:04estate to Hawktua. She and Pookie deserve it after all this. Poor Pookie. No, I could really care
04:09less about this entire thing. Anyone who buys a meme coin has got to be wearing a spinning
04:13propeller cap and licking a giant lollipop. Like, you are not sentient and not conscious. It's over
04:18for you. Regardless, it seems as if Hawktua is back, and she might be here to stay. Punished,
04:24Hawktua. Watch out.