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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26money we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously
00:02:21so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first
00:02:26place how about you and i and you're just excuse me for a moment i'll be right back
00:02:38so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry
00:03:05oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh i'm drowning my sorrows here
00:03:13do you want a drink
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff
00:03:25life i guess we should vow to never let that happen again
00:03:29pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:46thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at gen
00:03:58guard small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software
00:04:07development startup hey
00:04:18what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex
00:04:26with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though and i'll be your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14friends forever
00:06:37so
00:06:48uh
00:07:06so
00:07:11so
00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:41oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00hey that makes sense we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea
00:08:12last night was a bad idea why because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:26but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits
00:08:40sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:47okay
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:00and
00:09:03the benefits
00:09:28and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:33Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:41You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:50He's one of my best friends.
00:09:52What are you doing here?
00:09:54Here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:33What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Article one, nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two, we meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article three, honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article four, no lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article five, once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally,
00:11:34friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:11:59Let's eat.
00:12:00Let's eat.
00:12:30No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:32And I think you're insane.
00:12:34No, you do, too.
00:12:37Stop it.
00:12:43Will you go out with me?
00:12:46What?
00:12:48I said, will you go out with me?
00:12:50I said, will you go out with me?
00:12:53I said, will you go out with me?
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:11Why?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:27Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:45Friends first?
00:13:52Friends first.
00:13:57Friends first.
00:14:03So, see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:05Yeah, sure.
00:14:17Oh, my God.
00:14:19Are you kidding?
00:14:20He asked me out.
00:14:21He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:42Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a mighty penny ready for the big night.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:56Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:28Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself, on your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:53No.
00:15:54No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:38Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:45How about we share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Come over here.
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no.
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:33Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:44Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:57You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:05I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21No.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24It's my fudge.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:20:05Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:14True love does not exist.
00:20:17You will only get hurt.
00:20:19He is your friend.
00:20:21Don't blow it.
00:20:23Friendship first.
00:20:25Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:21:01Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:34I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:12Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:30That's me.
00:23:31Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:44What are you doing here?
00:23:46I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:15I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:45Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:49It's just, I'm just so happy.
00:24:53You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:24:59I think he could be the one.
00:25:02Oh.
00:25:03I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:06You're going to fall in love?
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27That's awesome.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:42Oh, no.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:04Why are you so down?
00:26:08What's wrong?
00:26:10Nothing.
00:26:13Famous last words.
00:26:15Is it attic?
00:26:17Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:22She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:25Yeah, you never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay, this is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long, so you have a nice long life.
00:26:45Okay, this is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:50And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:57And this is your loveline.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here,
00:27:05but you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:27You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:30Great idea.
00:27:56What's wrong?
00:28:27Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:28:40I was thinking.
00:28:57Oh.
00:29:01Oh.
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:12I have no idea.
00:29:14Hello! Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18I brought dough!
00:29:27Oh, my God.
00:29:31That's...
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:38Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Oh, fuck. What have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:57Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:59I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going.
00:30:01I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:03I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything.
00:30:05It was me. I fucked up.
00:30:07You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:09It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter.
00:30:11I fucked up. Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:14I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:19I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:29Friends first?
00:30:36Friends first.
00:30:53Hey, Beth.
00:30:55Go away.
00:31:01I need to talk to you.
00:31:04I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:07You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:11No, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:13It was a stupid game, friends with benefits.
00:31:15But it's over now, okay?
00:31:17I promise.
00:31:20Do you love her?
00:31:22Of course not.
00:31:24Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:27Really?
00:31:29Yeah.
00:31:31I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:33You and me.
00:31:35Please.
00:31:37Give me another chance.
00:31:43I'm sorry.
00:31:45Give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:11Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:27I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29And I've been out of touch.
00:32:31But I would love to see you again.
00:32:34If you're up for it.
00:32:43Asher.
00:32:45Asher, it's me.
00:32:47I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:49What's going on?
00:32:51Are you with Leanne?
00:32:53Call me.
00:33:05Okay, Leanne.
00:33:07I don't know what I did to drive you away.
00:33:09But I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:11We can be friends again.
00:33:13In order to find me.
00:33:35It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric.
00:33:39Um.
00:33:41I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night.
00:33:43And I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:45Asher?
00:33:47Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her.
00:33:53You lied to me!
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:57Miss you.
00:33:59Call me. Bye.
00:34:03Beth.
00:34:05I got your thirty-five messages.
00:34:07Listen.
00:34:09I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:11and spend some time with you.
00:34:13But maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:15I'll call you when I can.
00:34:37Hey.
00:34:45Hey, babe.
00:34:47Slow down.
00:34:53To love.
00:34:57Wait.
00:34:59Love sucks.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:05How about
00:35:07we head back to my place?
00:35:11Fabulous.
00:35:15Easy.
00:35:35What?
00:35:45A lot of goodies in here.
00:36:05Hey.
00:36:17I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:23You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:25No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:27Is it Leanne?
00:36:29I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:31You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning
00:36:37I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:41It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way. She would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why
00:36:51I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same
00:36:55you think she is.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:33Hey.
00:37:35Hey.
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00:38:37What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:39How could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry! I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey,
00:38:45your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:47Okay, hey. You've had too much to drink.
00:38:49Don't tell anyone. Do it, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:57Loser!
00:38:58It's all embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:27I'm sorry.
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00:42:52Hey, Eric.
00:42:54Thinking about you.
00:42:57When do you want to hook up?
00:43:01How about a hotel this time?
00:43:04We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:10Love, your friend with benefits, Liam.
00:43:15Ex-oh, ex-oh.
00:43:18When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Liam.
00:43:27I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:29Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:31I don't know.
00:43:32I didn't send it.
00:43:34You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:40How could you be so stupid?
00:43:43I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:45Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:48You're my lover.
00:43:49You're my best friend.
00:43:50Lyrica.
00:43:51I am not a cheater.
00:43:57I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:44:00up over this, then fine.
00:44:07I do.
00:44:08Okay.
00:44:39I will, I will, I will!
00:44:59Wondering if you'd prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert, or both, thoughts?
00:45:07Please, don't marry him.
00:45:10You don't love her, you're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids, thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio, thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars, thoughts?
00:45:49Seat your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:52I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that?
00:45:58It's crazy.
00:45:59Oh my God.
00:46:15Hello!
00:46:17Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:22You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:24I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:28Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:30Thanks!
00:46:49Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:58Okay.
00:47:02You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:04Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:08Ever.
00:47:17Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:20Effective now.
00:47:22Wait, what?
00:47:25Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:37Oh my God.
00:47:38Why would she do this?
00:47:41Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:43No, it's not true.
00:47:45This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:55So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:03It's already in the trades.
00:48:06You're toxic, Asher.
00:48:08Nobody will touch you.
00:48:11So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:22Asher?
00:48:23Bitch.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing?
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:31So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about?
00:48:37I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:41Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:55Don't contact me.
00:48:56Don't speak to me.
00:48:57Don't look at me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
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00:52:07Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:18Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:21It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:32She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh my god.
00:52:39Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:41I still want him.
00:52:43Come on, come on.
00:52:45Sure.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:49Come on.
00:52:54Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:02Beth?
00:53:23Beth?
00:53:32Beth?
00:54:02Beth?
00:54:26Oh my god.
00:54:29She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:35Beth.
00:54:37You set me up.
00:54:40You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:59They'll hear you.
00:55:06Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:13I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher are...
00:55:20You're a great couple.
00:55:23He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:32Please.
00:55:34Beth.
00:55:36Don't hurt me.
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:58I can't...
00:56:24I can't...
00:56:55No...
00:57:11Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:26and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:28and when I get back,
00:57:30you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:45Oh, and by the way,
00:57:47you're fired!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:58:20No!
00:58:21No!
00:58:50No!
00:59:20No!
00:59:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:43Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:46No!
00:59:47Come on!
00:59:51Come on!
01:00:00Dearly Beloved,
01:00:01we're gathered here today
01:00:03in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:06to join in...
01:00:07Stop.
01:00:10Dearly Beloved,
01:00:12we're gathered here today
01:00:14in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:16to join in...
01:00:17Stop.
01:00:20What are you doing here? Keep going, fast!
01:00:23What's going on, Beth?
01:00:25Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter. Not me. On which she forged my signature.
01:00:40What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy. Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night. Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:57Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:20Get off me!
01:01:26I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:35Asher!
01:01:38No, no, no, no!
01:01:40Beth Fallon, do take me!
01:01:41Asher, do take me! Asher, I will live your life if you let me live!
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56God, can someone grab a chair?
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:04Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:08God, can someone grab a chair?
01:02:12Beth.
01:02:15Babe.
01:02:17Hey, wake up, babe.
01:02:19Baby, wake up.
01:02:21Hey, wake up.
01:02:22Wake up, baby.
01:02:24Man.
01:02:26Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:29And it's all over.
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:39You saved me.
01:02:40You're my hero.
01:02:46Asher, I love you.
01:02:49I love you, Leigh.
01:02:56Let me help you up.
01:03:03But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:07I have a question.
01:03:09To ask you.
01:03:17Will you marry me?
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:39It makes everything better.