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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26lenny we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously so she goes totally
00:02:22bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first place
00:02:27so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh you're drowning my sorrows
00:03:11here same do you want to go to drink sure
00:03:16all right
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:52thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job
00:03:57i'm doing marketing at gen guard small world they're our biggest client
00:04:02no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup
00:04:08so what about your love life what what about your love life
00:04:23oh my god years of bad sex with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31okay
00:04:35how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though and i'll be your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14friends forever
00:07:36I'll never do that again.
00:07:49Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bang of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:02Hey, that made sense for you.
00:08:07What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:16Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:21Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:29But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:36What?
00:08:37Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:45And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:59Okay, sold.
00:09:03Friends with benefits.
00:09:05And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:38Asher?
00:09:42You two know each other?
00:09:44Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:48He's one of my best friends.
00:09:50What are you doing here?
00:09:52He's here to see my father.
00:09:54Wait, what?
00:09:55Daddy owns the company.
00:09:57I know.
00:09:58I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:01He's worth billions.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:19You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:34What's this?
00:10:36I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Article one, nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two, we meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article three, honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:03Article four, no lies.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:10Article five, once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:18I don't like that one.
00:11:20Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:24Fine.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:28And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:47Let's eat.
00:11:56Let's eat.
00:12:26Let's eat.
00:12:44No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:46And I think you're insane.
00:12:47No, you do.
00:12:50Stop it.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:11Why?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:27Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:45Friends first.
00:13:53Friends first.
00:13:56Friends first.
00:14:04So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yeah, sure.
00:14:19Are you kidding?
00:14:21He asked me out.
00:14:22He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:42Um.
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a mighty petty ready for the big night.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:56Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Philadelphia.
00:15:06Favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date.
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:53No.
00:15:54No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:25I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:33Um, I...
00:16:38Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:44How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Goodnight.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it...
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:10Sigh.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:33Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:44Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:57You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:02I'm never getting married.
00:19:06I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:10Oh?
00:19:12You do you.
00:19:14To each his own.
00:19:15Agreed.
00:19:17Did you just steal my fudge?
00:19:18Maybe.
00:19:19Give it back.
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:21No.
00:19:22It's my fudge.
00:19:23Mmm.
00:19:24Mmm.
00:19:25It's my strawberry.
00:19:26All right.
00:19:28That was rude.
00:19:58Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:16True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:20:56Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad, my fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here, let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-a-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:52Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:12Both.
00:22:13Okay. You gotta watch out for him, he's a player.
00:22:16So what?
00:22:18Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh my god.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:46Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:51You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:55Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:58...arrangement.
00:23:00Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:13Maybe I will.
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:20Yes.
00:23:26Flowers for Mrs. Lean-Lemon.
00:23:29That's me! Oh my god.
00:23:35I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:45Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:49Those from Eric?
00:23:51Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:00Listen, um...
00:24:02I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:05I was out of line.
00:24:07No. No, I was out of line.
00:24:13I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:17Oh my god.
00:24:19Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:32Dinner later?
00:24:35Sounds awesome.
00:24:48I love you.
00:24:55Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:02You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27That's awesome.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:42Oh. No.
00:25:44No, no, no. I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick. It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go. Toodles.
00:26:06Why are you so down?
00:26:08What's wrong?
00:26:11Nothing.
00:26:13Famous last words.
00:26:15Is it... attic?
00:26:18Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:22She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:25You never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37This is your lifeline.
00:26:40It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:45This is your headline.
00:26:48For wisdom.
00:26:49And...
00:26:51Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your loveline.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:05But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:13I love you.
00:27:31You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:43I love you.
00:27:45I love you.
00:27:47I love you.
00:27:49I love you.
00:27:51I love you.
00:27:53I love you.
00:27:55I love you.
00:27:57I love you.
00:27:59I love you.
00:28:01I love you.
00:28:03I love you.
00:28:05I love you.
00:28:07I love you.
00:28:09I love you.
00:28:11I love you.
00:28:13I love you.
00:28:15I love you.
00:28:28Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:28:40Where is it?
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello!
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18I brought dough!
00:29:30That's...
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:37Beth!
00:29:39Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:02I'm getting dressed, I'm going.
00:30:04I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything, it was me.
00:30:07I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter.
00:30:13I fucked up, whatever it is, it was.
00:30:15I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:21I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:35Friends first?
00:30:42Friends first.
00:30:57Hey, Beth.
00:30:58Go away!
00:31:04I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:11You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, it's not what she's saying, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:20I promise.
00:31:28Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:34Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:42Please.
00:31:44Give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:10Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:12Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:28I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:31I would love to see you again.
00:32:33If you're up for it.
00:32:42Asher?
00:32:43Asher, it's me!
00:32:45I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:47What's going on?
00:32:48Are you with Leanne?
00:32:49Call me!
00:33:01Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:05I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:08If you ever want to be friends again,
00:33:10you know where to find me.
00:33:31It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:33Hey, Eric.
00:33:37I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night,
00:33:40and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:42Asher?
00:33:43Asher, where are you?
00:33:45Why won't you call me back?
00:33:47I know you're with her!
00:33:48You lied to me!
00:33:51Okay.
00:33:52Miss you.
00:33:53Call me. Bye.
00:33:55Beth, I got your thirty-five messages.
00:34:00Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:03and spend some time with you,
00:34:05but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:09I'll call you when I can.
00:34:11I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:13and spend some time with you,
00:34:15but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:18I'll call you when I can.
00:34:42Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:50To love.
00:34:54Wait.
00:34:56Love sucks.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:01I think we've had enough.
00:35:05How about we head back to my place?
00:35:08Hmm.
00:35:10Hmm.
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:40Snoring.
00:35:44What a goody, isn't he?
00:36:10I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:12Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:14Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:16You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:17No, that's okay.
00:36:18Just life.
00:36:19Is it Leanne?
00:36:21I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:24You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:26I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:28Well, when I was out and about this morning,
00:36:30I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:32I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:34Well, when I was out and about this morning,
00:36:36I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:39And we looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:42No way.
00:36:43She would never.
00:36:44He's a knob.
00:36:46Which is why
00:36:49I grabbed a photo.
00:36:52I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:08Fuck.
00:37:38Fuck.
00:38:08Fuck.
00:38:09Fuck.
00:38:37What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:38How could you miss that?
00:38:40Sorry.
00:38:41I'm trying my best.
00:38:42Hey.
00:38:44Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:45He causes the game.
00:38:47Okay, hey.
00:38:48You've had too much to drink.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:54Everyone!
00:38:55Asher.
00:38:56Look at the loser.
00:38:58So embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:03Come here.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:38Fuck.
00:39:39Fuck.
00:39:40Fuck.
00:39:41Fuck.
00:39:42Fuck.
00:39:43Fuck.
00:39:44Fuck.
00:39:45Fuck.
00:39:46Fuck.
00:39:47Fuck.
00:39:48Fuck.
00:39:49Fuck.
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00:39:51Fuck.
00:39:52Fuck.
00:39:53Fuck.
00:39:54Fuck.
00:39:55Fuck.
00:39:56Fuck.
00:39:57Fuck.
00:39:58Fuck.
00:39:59Fuck.
00:40:00Fuck.
00:40:01Fuck.
00:40:02Fuck.
00:40:03Fuck.
00:40:04Fuck.
00:40:05Fuck.
00:40:06Fuck.
00:40:08Fuck.
00:40:09Fuck.
00:40:10Fuck.
00:40:11Fuck.
00:40:12Fuck.
00:40:13Fuck.
00:40:14Fuck.
00:40:15Fuck.
00:40:16Fuck.
00:40:17Fuck.
00:40:18Fuck.
00:40:21Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:23I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:26We only just go back together.
00:40:29Beth, we were never together.
00:40:32I mean, we went out, like, six times?
00:40:33Six times?
00:40:35You said you wanted to see where things went!
00:40:37Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:41I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired!
00:40:47You can't fire me, I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:52Fire Leanne!
00:40:53You can't, she'll sue.
00:40:57Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:00And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:30Shhh!
00:42:00You're fired!
00:42:01You can't, she'll sue.
00:42:30Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:00How about a hotel this time?
00:43:04We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:10Love, her friend, with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:15XO, XO.
00:43:20When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:26I can't believe you think I'm lying!
00:43:28Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:30I don't know, I didn't send it!
00:43:33You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:40How could you be so stupid?
00:43:42I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:46Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover, you're my best friend.
00:43:50Clearly not.
00:43:54I am not a cheater.
00:43:56I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:06I do.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:26Bye.
00:44:47I will, I will, I will!
00:44:57Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:01Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:06Please, don't marry him.
00:45:09You don't love her.
00:45:11You're rebounding.
00:45:18I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:21Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio? Thoughts?
00:45:30They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35I love you.
00:45:48Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:51I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:56Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:58Oh my god.
00:46:04Hello?
00:46:15Hello!
00:46:19Did you get my messages?
00:46:21You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:24I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:30Thanks.
00:46:34Bye.
00:46:49Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:58You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:01Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:13Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:17Effective now.
00:47:19Wait, what?
00:47:22Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:26Who's the source?
00:47:33Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:37Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:39No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:41You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my best friend.
00:47:46I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my bethy-wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But you never speak to me again.
00:47:55So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asher. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:10So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:16Asher?
00:48:17Hey, bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:29Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Old job, well done.
00:48:37Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:39Stay away from me.
00:48:41Asher, you're not alone.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:13I love you.
00:49:43I love you.
00:50:13I love you.
00:50:43I love you.
00:51:13You
00:51:43You
00:52:08Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:17Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:21It was Beth.
00:52:27Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:36Oh my god.
00:52:38The wedding's on Saturday. I have to warn him.
00:52:43Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:45Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:53Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:23Beth?
00:53:38Beth?
00:54:09Beth?
00:54:25Oh my god.
00:54:28She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:34Beth.
00:54:37You set me up.
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:42I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right, and I won.
00:54:50You stay away from me.
00:54:52You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01Beth.
00:55:05Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise, Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:17You and Asher are...
00:55:19You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:32Please, Beth.
00:55:35Don't hurt me.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:38I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:42But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:58You've gotta go.
00:56:01Go.
00:56:11Get out.
00:56:28Go.
00:56:59Go.
00:57:11Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:23See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:25And then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:27and when I get back,
00:57:29you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:39You bitch.
00:57:41You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way,
00:57:46you're fired!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:57:55Oh, man.
00:58:26No.
00:58:40No!
00:58:55No!
00:59:26Okay.
00:59:30Okay.
00:59:40No, no, no, no.
00:59:41Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:44No!
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:56Dearly beloved,
00:59:58we're gathered here today
01:00:00in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:02to join in...
01:00:04Stop.
01:00:07Dearly beloved,
01:00:09we're gathered here today
01:00:11in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:13to join in...
01:00:15Stop.
01:00:18What are you doing here?
01:00:20Keep going, fast!
01:00:22What's going on, Beth?
01:00:24Security, take this woman away.
01:00:27She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved,
01:00:30we are gathered here today.
01:00:31Let's go finish it.
01:00:32Mr. Fallon,
01:00:34your daughter wrote this letter,
01:00:36not me,
01:00:38on which she forged my signature.
01:00:40What?
01:00:41That's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy.
01:00:48Security!
01:00:50She confessed to it all last night,
01:00:52right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:56No, Asher, you love me.
01:00:58We're getting married today.
01:00:59Go, go, go!
01:01:02Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:04You're ruining everything!
01:01:11Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:13You're ruining everything!
01:01:15Beth,
01:01:16how could you?
01:01:17I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:23I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you!
01:01:28Don't!
01:01:29Get off me!
01:01:32Hey!
01:01:33No!
01:01:34Asher!
01:01:36No, no, no, no!
01:01:38No!
01:01:39Beth Fallon, do take me!
01:01:41Asher Reynolds,
01:01:42I'm in love with you, honey pie!
01:01:46Hey.
01:01:48You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Okay, good.
01:01:55God,
01:01:56can someone grab a chair?
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:02Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Okay, good.
01:02:07God,
01:02:08can someone grab a chair?
01:02:14Babe.
01:02:15Hey.
01:02:16Wake up, babe.
01:02:17Baby, wake up.
01:02:18Baby, wake up.
01:02:19Baby.
01:02:20Hey, wake up.
01:02:21Wake up, baby.
01:02:23Man.
01:02:26Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:28And it's all over.
01:02:35I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:37I'm more sorry.
01:02:39You saved me.
01:02:40You're my hero.
01:02:46Asher, I love you.
01:02:48I love you, Leigh.
01:02:55Let me help you up.
01:03:02Uh, but
01:03:03before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:06I have a question to ask you.
01:03:17Will you
01:03:18marry me?
01:03:22Yes!
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes!
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:34But sometimes,
01:03:36it makes everything better.