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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26lenny we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously so she goes totally
00:02:22bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first place
00:02:27so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh you're drowning my sorrows
00:03:11here same do you want to go to drink sure
00:03:16all right
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:52thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job
00:03:57i'm doing marketing at gen guard small world they're our biggest client
00:04:02no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup
00:04:08so what about your love life what what about your love life
00:04:23oh my god years of bad sex with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31okay
00:04:35how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though and i'll be your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14friends forever
00:06:37so
00:06:48uh
00:07:06so
00:07:11so
00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:41oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00hey that makes sense we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea
00:08:12last night was a bad idea why because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:26but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits
00:08:40sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:47okay
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:03and benefits
00:09:17um
00:09:28and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:38hello ladies asher
00:09:42you two know each other yeah uh we are we know each other from college he's one of my best
00:09:52friends what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:09:59i know i actually own the company i work at he's worth billions and here i thought i knew
00:10:06everything about you i've been busy since college clearly listen i gotta run but
00:10:14talk to you later sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:23oh what a man
00:10:26oh
00:10:35what's this i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract
00:10:40a contract it outlines the parameters of our relationship okay article one nobody knows
00:10:48it might get in the way of us seeing other people good point article two we meet at a
00:10:53mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency
00:11:01are a must agreed article four no lies no lies
00:11:11article five once one party sleeps with another person the agreement is over i don't like that one
00:11:20it gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:26fine and finally
00:11:34friends first friends first
00:11:39so
00:11:48let's see
00:12:08so
00:12:39so
00:12:43no i think the wife did it and i think you're insane no you do
00:12:55will you go out with me what on a date like will you go on a date with me a real one no
00:13:09i mean no the contract i forget the contract no friends first remember sex romance it ruins
00:13:21sex romance it ruins everything
00:13:27i'm sure you mean way too much to me for that
00:13:40come on
00:13:45friends first
00:13:51friends first
00:14:04associate seven tonight yes you look
00:14:20he asked me out he asked me out breathe breathe i've been crushing on him for so long
00:14:28on asher yes he asked you out yes on a date yes yes yes will you grab a coffee with me later
00:14:36because you two are such good friends you can give me some tips oh um yeah okay i gotta go
00:14:46getting a mini patty ready for the big fight i'm totally freaking out
00:14:52bye
00:15:02where was he born philadelphia philadelphia uh favorite food um
00:15:09um he likes hot fudge sundaes
00:15:17i like your pen i've never seen that color before
00:15:20daddy has a made for me special it's my favorite color heliotrope purple
00:15:25what about sports
00:15:29but why don't you just ask him this yourself on your date
00:15:32i can't do that if i'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be
00:15:38married you got a problem with that
00:15:47why are the two of you never hooked up anyhow me and asher
00:15:54no no no never he's we're we're friends we're best friends good by the way i love your outfit
00:16:04where'd you get it oh mason's on third super cute okay let's carry on uh siblings
00:16:15and being an only child i was an only child as well really cool
00:16:22anyhow being an only child my parents sent me to art camp in philadelphia
00:16:26i was born in philly shut up it's my favorite city where was the school
00:16:34um i
00:16:38can i interest you in some dessert
00:16:45how about we um share a hot fudge sundae that is my favorite dessert
00:16:55i can't believe how much we have in common
00:16:57you
00:17:01i had a wonderful time i really hope we can do this again that would be great good night
00:17:13oh my okay thank you
00:17:16um
00:17:21i should really head out thank you uh take care why don't you come up
00:17:29and i will fuck you it's within an inch of your life
00:17:36i don't think that would be such a good idea why because i've sworn off one night stands
00:17:43i'm i'm a one-night stand no no it uh that's not what i meant it's just sex ruins everything
00:17:52let's wait so it can be perfect yeah
00:18:01yes
00:18:04okay doodles
00:18:12um beth it was nice we have a lot in common
00:18:22are you jealous no
00:18:30did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of her trying
00:18:39beth she's an animal oh god stop it besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement
00:18:48not for beth you don't yeah my days of one night stands are over i want to wait just in case she
00:18:54is the one you never know i want to get off on the right foot
00:19:00i'm never getting married i'm ready to settle down
00:19:08oh you do you to each his own agree did you steal my fudge
00:19:19come on it's my strawberry all right
00:19:30okay
00:19:35that was rude
00:19:59so
00:20:08you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings for asher
00:20:16true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:24friendship first leanne lamont you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings for
00:20:31asher true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:38so you do not have feelings for asher you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:41friendship first leanne lamont
00:21:09hey shit i'm so sorry my bad my fault hang on
00:21:24you got a tissue
00:21:29here let me hey what are you doing stop cock-blocking me oh i didn't realize hey asher
00:21:38eric
00:21:42okay well see you guys later
00:21:48here thank you
00:21:53um i'm leanne by the way i'm eric
00:22:00so
00:22:05that was fun yeah was that fun or was eric fun
00:22:12both okay you gotta watch out for him he's a player
00:22:17so what you think i can't handle myself no that's not what i'm saying
00:22:22oh my god are you jealous no i'm not jealous why would i be jealous we're friends with benefits
00:22:30remember yeah you don't have to be a dick about okay i'm not being a dick you're just making
00:22:38another bad choice i can handle myself yeah fine be that way
00:22:52you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:56maybe we need to end this arrangement maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men
00:23:10maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:14maybe i will
00:23:22flowers for mrs lean lemons that's me oh my god thank you
00:23:36i'm eric
00:23:43what are you doing here had a meeting with best dad
00:23:48mr. marek yes
00:23:55they're nice
00:23:59listen um i'm really sorry about last night i was out of line no no i was out of line
00:24:09no i was out of line
00:24:14i'm so sorry about the slap oh my god yeah i deserved it
00:24:26friends forever
00:24:29friends forever
00:24:30dinner later sounds awesome
00:24:38um
00:24:56i'm not in a good mood oh it's just i'm just so happy you know leanne i think i like asher a lot
00:25:08i think he could be the one oh i think i'm falling in love you only just started dating
00:25:16have you ever had a connection that's just so deep so immediate that you just know
00:25:25yeah that's awesome you know he told me he wants us to wait for sex he says he wants to build a
00:25:35strong foundation first i hope you're not jealous oh no i don't know i i just want him to be happy
00:25:47by the way i love your lipstick it's so unique what color is it
00:25:52it paris pink i love it anyway gotta go toodles
00:26:07why are you so down what's wrong
00:26:12nothing famous last words is it attic
00:26:18of course not how's beth by the way she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:24yeah you never know
00:26:29give me your hand i'll tell you what's gonna happen come on okay okay this is your lifeline
00:26:39is your lifeline it's long so you have a nice long life okay this is your headline for wisdom
00:26:50and looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:58and this is your love line so you've got a rocky beginning over here
00:27:05but you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:10so
00:27:27so
00:27:32i'm gonna go home and fuck great idea
00:27:56so
00:28:26uh looks like we had fun last night
00:28:35do you have a key
00:28:41i was like
00:28:56oh
00:29:04nice trick right yeah
00:29:11who is that i have no idea hello your front door was unlocked
00:29:17i brought dough
00:29:34how could you
00:29:39beth wait beth oh fuck what have i done
00:29:42so what do you mean what have you done beth it's not what it looks like
00:29:59hey what are you doing i'm leaving i'm getting dressed i'm going i'm feeling kind of yucky i'm
00:30:05sorry okay you didn't do anything it was me i fucked up you said it wasn't serious it
00:30:12wasn't it isn't it doesn't matter i fucked up whatever it is it was i fucked it up okay
00:30:21i guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:23yeah
00:30:36friends first
00:30:38that's right
00:30:57hey beth go away
00:30:59hey
00:31:05i need to talk to you
00:31:08i fire her except daddy said we'd get sued you on the other hand i don't want to speak to you
00:31:14ever again it's not what she's saying okay it was a stupid game friends with benefits but
00:31:19it's over now okay i promise
00:31:23okay
00:31:29do you love her of course not okay she means nothing to me
00:31:35really hey i want to see what happens between us you and me
00:31:43please give me another chance
00:31:52i suppose
00:31:56okay
00:32:11leanne it's me again don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:15i'm so confused friends forever remember
00:32:23eric hi i'm sorry if it's been a while and i've been out of touch but
00:32:32i would love to see you again if you're up for it
00:32:43asher asher it's me i haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on
00:32:49are you with leanne call me
00:33:04okay leanne i don't know what i did to drive you away but i'll leave you alone now
00:33:10if you ever want to be friends again you know where to find me
00:33:20so
00:33:35it's eric leave a message hey eric um i just wanted to say that i had a great time the other
00:33:43night and i wanted to see what you were doing later asher asher where are you why won't you
00:33:49call me back i know you're with her you lied to me okay miss you call me bye
00:34:03beth i got your 35 messages uh listen i'd really like to get to know you better and
00:34:10spend some time with you but maybe we need to slow things down a bit i'll call you when i can
00:34:40hey babe slow down
00:34:52to love
00:34:56wait love sucks
00:35:02okay i think we've had enough
00:35:07how about we head back to my place
00:35:11mm-hmm fabulous
00:35:16easy
00:35:41uh
00:35:45what a good
00:36:10I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:20I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:44No way.
00:36:45She would never.
00:36:46He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:54I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:38:35What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:39How could you miss that?
00:38:40Sorry.
00:38:41I'm trying my best.
00:38:42Hey.
00:38:43Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:44He causes the game.
00:38:45Okay, hey.
00:38:46You've had too much to drink.
00:38:47Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:48She can handle herself.
00:38:49Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:50Everyone!
00:38:51Asher.
00:38:52Look at the loser.
00:38:53So embarrassing.
00:38:54Fucking prick.
00:38:55Come here.
00:38:56I'm sorry.
00:38:57I'm sorry.
00:38:58I'm sorry.
00:38:59I'm sorry.
00:39:00I'm sorry.
00:39:01I'm sorry.
00:39:02I'm sorry.
00:39:03I'm sorry.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:34I'm sorry.
00:39:35I'm sorry.
00:39:36I'm sorry.
00:39:37I'm sorry.
00:39:38I'm sorry.
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00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:55I'm sorry.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
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00:39:58I'm sorry.
00:39:59I'm sorry.
00:40:00I'm sorry.
00:40:01I'm sorry.
00:40:02I'm sorry.
00:40:03I'm sorry.
00:40:04I'm sorry.
00:40:05I'm sorry.
00:40:22Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:23I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:26We only just got back together.
00:40:29Beth, we were never together.
00:40:32I mean, we went out, like, six times.
00:40:34Yeah, and you said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:37Yes, and unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:42I'm so sorry.
00:40:42I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me.
00:40:48I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:40:52I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:53You can't.
00:40:54She'll sue.
00:40:55OK, you're a terrific girl, and I really
00:40:59enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:04OK.
00:41:05OK.
00:41:05OK.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08OK.
00:41:09OK.
00:41:10Ah!
00:41:10Ah!
00:41:11Ah!
00:41:12Ah!
00:41:13Ah!
00:41:14Ah!
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00:41:31Shh.
00:41:32Ah!
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00:41:34Ah!
00:41:35Ah!
00:41:35Ah!
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:37Ah!
00:42:30Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:00How about a hotel this time?
00:43:03We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:09Love, boyfriend, with benefits, Liam.
00:43:15XO, XO.
00:43:20When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Liam.
00:43:26I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:28Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:30I don't know, I didn't send it!
00:43:33You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:40How could you be so stupid?
00:43:42I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:45Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover, you're my best friend.
00:43:50Clearly not.
00:43:54I am not a cheater.
00:43:56I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:06I do.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:26I do.
00:44:47I will, I will, I will!
00:44:57Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:01Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:06Please, don't marry him.
00:45:08You don't love her.
00:45:10You're rebounding.
00:45:18I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:23A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:29They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35I love you.
00:45:48Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:51I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:56Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:58Oh my god.
00:46:04Hello?
00:46:15Hello!
00:46:19Did you get my messages?
00:46:22You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:24I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:27Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:34Okay.
00:46:49Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:54Okay.
00:47:01You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:04Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:16Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:20Effective now.
00:47:22Wait, what?
00:47:25Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:30Who's the source?
00:47:36Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:40Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:42No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:44You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:55So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asher. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:10So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:21Asher?
00:48:22You bitch.
00:48:23What?
00:48:24You jealous bitch.
00:48:26What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:28I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:35What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:39Old job, well done.
00:48:40Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:42Stay away from me.
00:48:45Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:48We are not friends.
00:48:50Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:53Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:04You are dead to me.
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00:52:08Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:17Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:21It was Beth.
00:52:27Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:36Oh my god.
00:52:38Hunting's on Saturday.
00:52:40I have to warn him.
00:52:43Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:54Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:06Beth.
00:53:11Beth.
00:53:22Beth?
00:53:37Beth.
00:53:48Beth.
00:54:07Beth.
00:54:25Oh my god.
00:54:28She's insane.
00:54:30What are you doing here?
00:54:34Beth.
00:54:37You set me up.
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:42I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:46And I won.
00:54:50You stay away from me.
00:54:52You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01Beth.
00:55:05Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise, Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:17You and Asher are...
00:55:19You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:32Please, Beth.
00:55:35Don't hurt me.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:38I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:42But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:58Oh my god.
00:56:00No.
00:56:01No.
00:56:07No.
00:56:09No.
00:56:11No.
00:56:30No.
00:57:01No.
00:57:11Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:23See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:25And then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:27and when I get back,
00:57:29you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:39You bitch.
00:57:41You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way,
00:57:46you're fired!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:57:55Oh, man.
00:58:26No.
00:58:28No.
00:58:30No.
00:58:55God.
00:59:26Okay.
00:59:30Okay.
00:59:40No, no, no, no.
00:59:41Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:44No!
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:56Dearly beloved,
00:59:58we're gathered here today
01:00:00in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:02to join in...
01:00:04Stop!
01:00:07Dearly beloved,
01:00:09we're gathered here today
01:00:11in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:13to join in...
01:00:15Stop!
01:00:18What are you doing here?
01:00:20Keep going, fast!
01:00:22What's going on, Beth?
01:00:24Security, take this woman away.
01:00:27She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved,
01:00:30we are gathered here today.
01:00:31Let's go finish it.
01:00:32Mr. Fallon,
01:00:34your daughter wrote this letter,
01:00:36not me,
01:00:38on which she forged my signature.
01:00:40What?
01:00:41That's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy.
01:00:48Security!
01:00:50She confessed to it all last night,
01:00:52right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:56No, Asher, you love me.
01:00:58We're getting married today.
01:00:59Go, go, go!
01:01:02Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:04You're ruining everything!
01:01:11Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:13You're ruining everything!
01:01:15Beth,
01:01:16how could you?
01:01:17I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:23I will kill you.
01:01:26I will kill you!
01:01:28Don't!
01:01:29Get off me!
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:32Hey!
01:01:33No!
01:01:34Asher!
01:01:36No, no, no, no!
01:01:38No!
01:01:39Beth Fallon, do you take me as cruel
01:01:42to be in love with you, honey pie?
01:01:46Hey.
01:01:48You okay?
01:01:50Yeah.
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54Good.
01:01:55God.
01:01:56Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07God.
01:02:08Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:15Babe.
01:02:16Hey.
01:02:17Wake up, babe.
01:02:18Baby, wake up.
01:02:19Baby.
01:02:20Hey.
01:02:21Wake up.
01:02:22Wake up, baby.
01:02:23Man.
01:02:24Oh.
01:02:26Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:28And it's all over.
01:02:35I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:37I'm more sorry.
01:02:39You saved me.
01:02:40You're my hero.
01:02:46Asher, I love you.
01:02:49I love you.
01:02:56Let me help you up.
01:03:03But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:07I have a question to ask you.
01:03:11Will you marry me?
01:03:16Yes.
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:18Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:29But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:40I love you.
01:03:41I love you.