Full Episode Of The Oscar Winner Is My Ex
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00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:10Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:26With my best friend?
00:00:28Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:36Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:41Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:46Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:52I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me? A knife in my back?
00:01:01The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:03Stop! You're insane!
00:01:05Get off of me!
00:01:13You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:17And don't ever come back to this house.
00:01:20Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:26Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:36That's a good girl. Talk to me.
00:01:40I don't want to talk to you.
00:01:43You know what? I hope you both rot in hell.
00:01:49Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:51That scumbag cheated on her.
00:01:53Got it. She's our friend, Barney.
00:01:55Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:01:57Understood.
00:02:00Barney's been a good friend.
00:02:02He's a good friend.
00:02:04He's a good friend.
00:02:06He's a good friend.
00:02:08You're a good friend.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend.
00:02:13Even after I broke up with Clark.
00:02:15He'll let me stay.
00:02:19Oh my god, Lois. What happened?
00:02:21It's Jim.
00:02:23He...he cheated.
00:02:25And he kicked me out and...
00:02:27Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:30Look, I promise. I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:34Of course. Come on in.
00:02:37Take as long as you need.
00:02:40Jim wasn't husband material.
00:02:42I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:45How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:47You miss him?
00:02:49No. No, I'm...
00:02:51I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:53Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:07Huh?
00:03:13Clark?
00:03:15My ex-boyfriend?
00:03:17He's here?
00:03:27Oh my god, Clark!
00:03:29What are you doing here?
00:03:32Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:37So, how was the show?
00:03:39It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I moved away.
00:03:43Listen.
00:03:45I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:49I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:53Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:03:59I'm okay with that.
00:04:01Yeah?
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:12So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:15Clark's mom is sick.
00:04:17And her treatment is expensive.
00:04:19I think he needs our help.
00:04:21Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help.
00:04:23Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:25That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark.
00:04:28This could be his big break.
00:04:30Barney! That's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:34There's a catch. The agency has this policy.
00:04:37They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:39Oh.
00:04:40So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:52Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:55Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:05:00Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:02I found it for someone else.
00:05:09I thought you loved me.
00:05:11So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:13What did you expect, Clark?
00:05:15You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:17But Jim? Jim's rich.
00:05:19He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:21What? Jim?
00:05:23Like Jim Kirby, that snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:28Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:30This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done.
00:06:00Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:05Hi.
00:06:07It appears you have company.
00:06:10I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:15I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:17Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:27And here I am.
00:06:31Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:37Way to go, Lois.
00:06:51Kane! You are late!
00:06:53Or have you forgotten you're not the big-shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:58Is that alcohol I smell?
00:07:01I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:09There. That should help.
00:07:11By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:14That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:16And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:19Last chance, Kane. Don't screw this up.
00:07:23Listen up, everyone.
00:07:25This is Lois Kane, your newest team member.
00:07:28Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:33She's my new boss?
00:07:35I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:40Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:43Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:50Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:53And now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:56Must be tough, huh?
00:07:59And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:06Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:11Damn it, Stella!
00:08:13Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:16Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:18Wait, ten minutes? But losing an idol...
00:08:20Owen, he's a handful.
00:08:21Good luck with that.
00:08:41First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:45Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:48Hello? Ground Control to Major Kane?
00:08:54I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:56Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:01Hello?
00:09:03I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:09:05Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:07My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:11You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:17Right, of course, yes.
00:09:19Um, the main characters, they go through a rough relationship,
00:09:23and their love goes through...
00:09:25Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:29Their love...
00:09:30This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:33Maybe you don't know what true love is,
00:09:36or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:43Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:46Why, she sucked.
00:09:48Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:50Definitely some tension there.
00:09:52I've never seen him like this.
00:09:54I appreciate your advice.
00:09:56If I may, it's clear Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:04She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:09Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:14Don't touch her!
00:10:19Don't touch her!
00:10:21Close.
00:10:23Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:25Thank you for your time.
00:10:27What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:30What?
00:10:33Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:35Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:47Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:50If they go digging into our past...
00:11:00Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:02I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:04It still hurts to think about you now.
00:11:06The way you just dissed me for that jerk!
00:11:09Clark, I...
00:11:11You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:15I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:18Please, please Clark, let me go.
00:11:21I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:24Lois.
00:11:29Lois.
00:11:47I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:55God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:58Listen up everyone.
00:12:00Big, huge news.
00:12:02Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:06So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:11Oh, and Lois, maybe try to look a little more... presentable.
00:12:17No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:19Excuse me?
00:12:21Save it. Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:24We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:36Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:39Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:44Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:49What the hell?
00:12:52Hello? Hello?
00:12:54Anyone out there? Hello?
00:12:58Oh, God.
00:13:08Oh, God.
00:13:10Oh, no, no, no.
00:13:12Wait.
00:13:14Oh, God.
00:13:17Wait.
00:13:19Lois. Lois.
00:13:21Hey, Lois.
00:13:23Look at me.
00:13:25I'm right here.
00:13:27It's okay. I'm right here with you.
00:13:29Breathe with me.
00:13:33That's it. You're okay.
00:13:36Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:38With Lois?
00:13:40I told you they had a thing.
00:13:47Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:49You didn't.
00:13:51What's happening?
00:13:53Lois Kane.
00:13:55You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:13:58You're under arrest for defamation.
00:14:00You're under arrest for defamation.
00:14:02You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:05What? That's insane.
00:14:07I didn't write that.
00:14:11Lois Kane.
00:14:13You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:15What? That's insane.
00:14:17I didn't write that.
00:14:19I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:21I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:25You know I would never.
00:14:27Save it for the judges.
00:14:29No.
00:14:31Let her go.
00:14:33I said let her go.
00:14:36I've already handled this.
00:14:38Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:41As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:46Holy shit.
00:14:48He's my boss now?
00:14:50And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:56As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:00What the hell is he up to?
00:15:02Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:04It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:07Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:10Maybe...
00:15:12Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:14Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:17That'll clear things up.
00:15:19Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:22All of the footage is gone.
00:15:24All of the footage is gone.
00:15:33Hello?
00:15:35Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:37I need answers now.
00:15:39What?
00:15:42The one who sent the photos and the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:45Jim?
00:15:48That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:50Not again.
00:15:54Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:56Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:59Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:04I mean...
00:16:06Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:11It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:14I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:20Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:24One more thing.
00:16:28Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:36I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:40But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:44Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:54Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:16:58Tackle these issues on our own.
00:17:00But, Mr. Cavell, I swear, I have my...
00:17:02Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:05This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:10Understood.
00:17:13I'm sorry.
00:17:15I'm sorry.
00:17:17I'm sorry.
00:17:19I'm sorry.
00:17:21Understood.
00:17:26That's all for now.
00:17:33I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:17:36Lois.
00:17:42He's up to something.
00:17:44And whatever it is, it's gonna turn my life upside down.
00:17:52Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:55I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:18:00Oh, sorry.
00:18:02Sorry, Sam.
00:18:04Excuse me.
00:18:06Excuse me.
00:18:19So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:22No problem.
00:18:24So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:29Um, he cheated with my best friend.
00:18:33We're divorced now.
00:18:35I'm staying with Barney, just for now.
00:18:40So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:43Karma's a bitch.
00:18:45That's not what happened.
00:18:46But I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:52I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:56So I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:59Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:19:01Oh, really?
00:19:03You need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:05I remember every detail.
00:19:07You don't know the half of it.
00:19:08Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:11I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:13It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:18That's what I thought.
00:19:20You just left just like that.
00:19:33I'm sorry.
00:19:54Be mine, Lois.
00:19:56Remember that.
00:20:03Damn it.
00:20:26Damn it.
00:20:34I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:37What do you want, Clark?
00:20:40Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:44Really? You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:46After everything between us?
00:20:47I know, I know.
00:20:49But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:51Just something simpler.
00:20:53No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:56That's insane.
00:20:57Lois, you owe me.
00:20:59After everything we've been through?
00:21:01But I didn't...
00:21:02Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:06What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:09I'm on the radar here.
00:21:11I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:18I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:22What about the paparazzi sniffing around your place?
00:21:24I'm on the radar here, okay?
00:21:27I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am here.
00:21:30Alright, fine.
00:21:32Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:36You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:41You know what? You're right.
00:21:44I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now and...
00:21:47I was gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:49Clark, stop. Be serious.
00:21:51I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:55That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:57Look, I just...
00:21:59I don't wanna be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:04I get it.
00:22:06Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:09I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:16I don't wanna be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:20I get it.
00:22:22Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:25I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:29What if I did want you back?
00:22:31I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:32I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:34Fine. I'll...
00:22:38I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:40Happy now?
00:22:42Challenge accepted.
00:22:46Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:48No, it's fine. I'll get into work.
00:22:54Okay.
00:23:11Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:13Jim?
00:23:14None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:16I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:18What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:20I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:22Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:24Right. A friend.
00:23:26Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:28You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:32You know what?
00:23:33You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:36Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:53You okay?
00:24:04You okay?
00:24:14Sir, please step away.
00:24:16Get the fuck...
00:24:17Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:18Get out of my way!
00:24:23God!
00:24:25You son of a bitch!
00:24:26Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:28Now look what you made me do.
00:24:29Me? You're the one who...
00:24:30Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:31Let's go.
00:24:32Get out of my way.
00:24:37Damn it!
00:24:43Ah, okay.
00:24:45So that's your new sugar daddy, eh, Lois?
00:24:53Hey, Sin.
00:24:55I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:24:58No problem.
00:25:01I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:06Oh, wait.
00:25:08Really, Clark?
00:25:09You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:11Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:12You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:15You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:17Pull over, please.
00:25:18You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:20Pull over, please.
00:25:23I'm getting out.
00:25:33Mr. Cavill.
00:25:35Why would you say something like that if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:42Follow her.
00:25:43Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:49It's me.
00:25:51I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:52I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:55No stone left unturned.
00:26:02Well, well, well.
00:26:04Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:07I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:10What is it this time?
00:26:11You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:15Oh, and it's live.
00:26:18Live?
00:26:19Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:21No time.
00:26:22Here's the list.
00:26:23Live in five.
00:26:25Don't screw this up.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:44Good morning, everyone.
00:26:45I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:49It's great to be here.
00:26:50Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:52I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:55A little lower.
00:27:00This is perfect, girl.
00:27:12Stella, are you serious?
00:27:14I can't ask him these.
00:27:15They're so inappropriate.
00:27:16That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:19So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:26So, Jace.
00:27:28Rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:34Care to comment?
00:27:37What the hell did you just say?
00:27:39I...
00:27:43We've got a major problem.
00:27:44He needs to see us now.
00:27:49Did you know about this?
00:27:51Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:00We've got a major problem.
00:28:01He needs to see us now.
00:28:08Did you know about this?
00:28:10Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:14Did you know about this?
00:28:15Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:18No, I was...
00:28:19Save it.
00:28:20We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:21This is slander.
00:28:22No.
00:28:23Stella, please tell him.
00:28:24It wasn't my idea.
00:28:26Grab her.
00:28:27No.
00:28:28She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:30No.
00:28:31Please, let me explain.
00:28:42Don't touch her.
00:28:45Don't touch her.
00:28:59Chase, we're leaving now.
00:29:02Oh.
00:29:03Are you alright?
00:29:09Chase, we're leaving now.
00:29:11Oh.
00:29:12Are you alright?
00:29:15Let's go.
00:29:23Sit down.
00:29:29You're okay.
00:29:30Here.
00:29:33Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:34Alright.
00:29:38Okay.
00:29:45What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:51What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:53Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:55My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:29:59You're fired.
00:30:00Grab your things and go.
00:30:02Please.
00:30:03Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:30:04My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:05That's not my problem.
00:30:06Get out.
00:30:07Wait.
00:30:08No.
00:30:09It wasn't her fault.
00:30:11Please.
00:30:12Just give her another chance.
00:30:14Alright.
00:30:16But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:18Understood?
00:30:21Okay, go.
00:30:29Um.
00:30:30Thanks again.
00:30:32Close.
00:30:33You need to be more careful.
00:30:35You're way too trusting.
00:30:36That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:38Really?
00:30:39That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:41Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:12Wait.
00:31:13We shouldn't.
00:31:14Not here.
00:31:15Why not?
00:31:16I own the place, remember?
00:31:31Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:32I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:35Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary.
00:31:38And he needs one of our journalists.
00:31:40And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him.
00:31:42Documenting every moment.
00:31:44The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house.
00:31:47And work alongside him 24-7 until the documentary is completed.
00:31:52Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:56The closer I keep you, the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:32:02Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:07I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:32:09I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:12Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:15Lois.
00:32:17I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:23Mr. Cavill.
00:32:24Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:26I have far more experience.
00:32:29My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:33Miss Kane.
00:32:35What do you say?
00:32:39Clark, I know you're trying to protect me.
00:32:41But do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:43I mean, after all...
00:32:44Yeah, I do.
00:32:46So, Lois.
00:32:47What's it gonna be?
00:32:48The more time we spend together,
00:32:50the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke up with him.
00:32:54It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:56I...
00:32:57I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill.
00:32:59But I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:09I...
00:33:10I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill.
00:33:12But I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:15Lois.
00:33:17If you don't take this opportunity,
00:33:18I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:21Lois!
00:33:23If you pass up this opportunity,
00:33:25I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:27But don't.
00:33:28We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:34Alright.
00:33:36I'll do it.
00:33:38First the storage room incident,
00:33:40then last night.
00:33:42There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:45Alright, everyone.
00:33:46Back to work.
00:33:49Jim.
00:33:50It's me.
00:33:52I need a favor.
00:33:54Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:58I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:08So.
00:34:09About tonight's awards ceremony.
00:34:12What about it?
00:34:14You're coming with me.
00:34:16As part of my crew.
00:34:18Clark, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:34:19My team will help you get ready.
00:34:21It's all on the documentary room.
00:34:25Ladies.
00:34:26She's all yours.
00:34:38So.
00:34:39Spill it.
00:34:40What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:43Oh.
00:34:44Um.
00:34:45No.
00:34:46We're just colleagues.
00:34:47Sure.
00:34:48Colleagues.
00:34:49Got it.
00:34:52You know.
00:34:53It's kind of sad.
00:34:54I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:56Heard him once totally wasted,
00:34:58swearing he was going to make it big to win her back.
00:35:00He was a mess.
00:35:01After all this time,
00:35:04he's still
00:35:05he's still
00:35:36You.
00:35:37You look good.
00:35:41You look stunning.
00:35:42As always.
00:35:45You ready to go?
00:35:47Actually, Clark.
00:35:48There's something I need to tell you.
00:35:51I've been thinking a lot about it.
00:35:52And I think I might want to.
00:35:54There's my favorite power couple.
00:35:57So mean.
00:36:00I can't do this.
00:36:02It would crush him
00:36:03if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:23How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Nick Lois?
00:36:28What, did you, uh,
00:36:29mind yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:33Seriously, Jim?
00:36:34You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:37What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:39I don't know.
00:36:40Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants
00:36:42while we were married?
00:36:43Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:45No, but...
00:36:46Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:48No, that's not what's going on.
00:36:49Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:00Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:01No, no, that's not what's...
00:37:02Ms. Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:37:04Okay, okay, you guys.
00:37:05Do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:07How about the fact that little Ms. Kirby
00:37:08has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:11What?
00:37:12That's absurd!
00:37:13Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:15Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:17How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:19He's lying.
00:37:20It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:23Okay, Lois.
00:37:24Is that so?
00:37:26I have proof.
00:37:27I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:30Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:32Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:36She's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:37:37ever since we've been married.
00:37:39Oh, God.
00:37:40What if it's Clark?
00:37:43I have proof.
00:37:44I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:47Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:49Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:53She's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:37:55ever since we've been married.
00:37:57That's a driver, you idiot.
00:37:59He was driving me to work.
00:38:03Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:38:05I saw you leave his house.
00:38:07Get off me.
00:38:16Get the fuck...
00:38:17Back off.
00:38:18That's enough.
00:38:19I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:20I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:22Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:38:24I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:26Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about
00:38:28your relationship with Ms. Kane?
00:38:33That's enough.
00:38:34I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:35I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:38Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about
00:38:40your relationship with Ms. Kane?
00:38:45Yes.
00:38:46Lois and I go way back when we were
00:38:48classmates in college.
00:38:50She's an incredibly talented journalist,
00:38:52and when I started making my documentary,
00:38:54I knew I needed someone with her skill set
00:38:56to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:58Is that the reason why she's been
00:39:00seen with you a lot lately?
00:39:01Yes.
00:39:02She's currently writing an exclusive article
00:39:04about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:39:10Mr. Kirby?
00:39:14Do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:20Mr. Kirby?
00:39:23Do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:27Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry
00:39:29about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:33You know how it is with exes.
00:39:34Things get heated.
00:39:36Is that so?
00:39:37But anyways, I want to talk with you
00:39:39about something.
00:39:41My company and your movie.
00:39:43I want to work with you.
00:39:44Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:49Okay, what are you talking about?
00:39:51Listen to me very closely.
00:39:52I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:55I will never do business with your company.
00:40:00You got that?
00:40:01Not now, and not ever.
00:40:12Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:22I will never do business with your company.
00:40:30Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:36So that's how it is, huh?
00:40:38Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:40Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close.
00:40:42I am Clark Cavill.
00:40:44I think there's a juicy story brewing here.
00:40:46I think there's a juicy story brewing here.
00:40:48I think there's a juicy story brewing here.
00:40:51They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:53That's the only explanation.
00:41:00Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is.
00:41:02Now.
00:41:03Understood, Mr. Cavill.
00:41:14You okay?
00:41:16Clark.
00:41:17If you weren't back there,
00:41:18I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:22I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:24I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:28Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:30The control, the humiliation?
00:41:37It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:41The constant cheating and the mind games,
00:41:43and then sometimes when he would get really mad,
00:41:45he would just...
00:41:47He hit you.
00:41:51Lois.
00:41:54That will never happen again.
00:41:55I swear, as long as I'm with you,
00:41:57no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:16I feel this way.
00:42:18I don't mind the pain.
00:42:22And I like to feel the shame of it.
00:42:27Come here, come here.
00:42:32One second.
00:42:35Mr. Cavill?
00:42:36I need to touch up your...
00:42:37Oh, oh.
00:42:38Now's not a good time.
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:40Nonsense.
00:42:41Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:43I really don't need to.
00:42:44Just hold still.
00:42:45One second.
00:42:50Action.
00:43:09There you go, Mr. Cavill.
00:43:10Perfect as always.
00:43:12Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:14Yeah.
00:43:21You okay?
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:23Yeah, I'm okay.
00:43:24That was close.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:28Wow, I miss this.
00:43:30Being with you.
00:43:32Me too.
00:43:35You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:45You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:55Hey Clark, hurry up.
00:43:56The show's about to start.
00:44:00Hey Clark, hurry up.
00:44:01The show's about to start.
00:44:03I'm sorry.
00:44:04I gotta go.
00:44:05I'll be fine.
00:44:06Go knock them down.
00:44:14Good luck.
00:44:16You might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:18Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:24Listen, Lewis.
00:44:26I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:28I'm sorry.
00:44:30For what I did back then.
00:44:32Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:34Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:36No, please, let me finish.
00:44:38I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:40I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:42Yeah, but...
00:44:44Look at him now.
00:44:46It seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:48Maybe career-wise, but...
00:44:50Lewis, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:56I know it's not my place.
00:44:58But you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:04I know it's not my place.
00:45:06But you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:08Yeah, but Barney...
00:45:10Yeah, but Barney...
00:45:12If he finds out the truth about our breakup...
00:45:14I mean...
00:45:16What will it do to your friendship?
00:45:18You're like a brother to him.
00:45:20And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:22He deserves the truth.
00:45:24And you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:28There were so many nights...
00:45:32He'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:36And during the toughest times in his career...
00:45:38He'd always...
00:45:40He'd always say,
00:45:42I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:45:44For Lewis.
00:45:46You were his motivation though, even when you weren't there.
00:45:48Okay, Barney.
00:45:50Okay, you're right.
00:45:52Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:54I'm gonna tell him and...
00:45:56No more running, no more hiding.
00:45:58Thank you, Lewis.
00:46:00For fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:08And the award for best actor goes to...
00:46:18And the award for best actor goes to...
00:46:20Clarksonville.
00:46:28Wow, this is...
00:46:30This is incredible.
00:46:32Thank you all so much.
00:46:34I actually want to dedicate this award to someone.
00:46:36Someone very special to me.
00:46:42Oh my god!
00:46:44What the hell?
00:46:46What is...
00:47:00Oh my god!
00:47:06Uh...
00:47:10How long have you been seeing Lewis Kane?
00:47:14Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:47:16Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:24Lewis and I fell in love in high school.
00:47:26And we stayed together through college.
00:47:28I was a struggling actor back then.
00:47:30And Lewis worked two jobs to support me.
00:47:32To support my dream.
00:47:34She believed in me.
00:47:36Even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:38Lewis is the love of my life.
00:47:42So, why did you break up?
00:47:50So, why did you break up?
00:47:52Lewis and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:47:56I thought that she left me for a wealthy man.
00:47:58But it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:00My mistake was that I didn't fight for her.
00:48:02I should have fought for her.
00:48:04For us.
00:48:06Oh god.
00:48:08He never believed I would choose money over him.
00:48:10Lewis.
00:48:12If you're watching this.
00:48:14I love you.
00:48:16I never stopped.
00:48:18Will you take me back?
00:48:20Well folks.
00:48:22If Lewis agrees.
00:48:24She should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:48:26Don't you?
00:48:28Come on.
00:48:30What are you waiting for?
00:48:32Go get your man.
00:48:42To true love.
00:48:54Oh, sweet dreams Barney.
00:48:58Come on.
00:49:16Clark.
00:49:18Clark.
00:49:20It's Lewis.
00:49:22Barney, what happened?
00:49:24Where's Lewis?
00:49:26What?
00:49:32What?
00:49:34Someone drugged me.
00:49:36I want to walk up.
00:49:56What?
00:50:06What?
00:50:08Find the security footage now.
00:50:10Sir.
00:50:12You caught her trying to sleep on the back.
00:50:14She had this.
00:50:20Stella?
00:50:26Stella?
00:50:30What the hell? Where is Jim?
00:50:32Where did he take Lewis?
00:50:34I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:36Cut the crap Stella.
00:50:38I know you're Jim's little side piece. Start talking.
00:50:42Oh please.
00:50:44How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:46Think about it Clark.
00:50:48Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:52Sounds like they're after your cash if you ask me.
00:50:56Face it.
00:50:58She chose Jim over you.
00:51:02She doesn't love you.
00:51:04Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:12She doesn't love you.
00:51:16Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:18Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:24I doubted Lewis once.
00:51:26I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:51:28I lost her because of it.
00:51:30I will not let that happen again.
00:51:44I lost her because of it.
00:51:46I will not let that happen again.
00:51:48I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:50I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:52Can you believe this guy Lewis?
00:51:54He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:58Lewis, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:00I always have and I always will.
00:52:02I will find you.
00:52:04I love you too Clark.
00:52:10Lewis, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:12I always have and I always will.
00:52:14I will find you.
00:52:16I can't believe him.
00:52:18I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:52:20You're wrong about Clark.
00:52:22And you're wrong about me.
00:52:24I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:26Well if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending Lewis,
00:52:30then I guess I'll just have to settle for you and you.
00:52:34What are you doing?
00:52:36What are you doing?
00:52:40I'm not your puppet anymore Jim.
00:52:44Stop!
00:52:48You're gonna regret that.
00:52:50You're gonna regret that.
00:53:12Stella, this is your last chance.
00:53:14Where is Lewis?
00:53:16Lewis!
00:53:20If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:28Stella, I get it.
00:53:30You think you love Jim.
00:53:32But he's just using you just like he did with Lewis.
00:53:36I'm sorry.
00:53:44Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:54:02I can't see out of your precious little Clark legs you know.
00:54:06Clark!
00:54:08Come on!
00:54:12Lewis!
00:54:14Lewis!
00:54:16Are you okay?
00:54:18This isn't over!
00:54:22Lewis, come on wake up.
00:54:36Hey beautiful.
00:54:38Clark?
00:54:40Lewis.
00:54:42There's something you need to know.
00:54:44Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious.
00:54:48And it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:54:54What?
00:54:56I don't know.
00:54:58I don't know.
00:55:00I don't know.
00:55:02I don't know.
00:55:04I don't know.
00:55:08I'm pregnant?
00:55:12I'm pregnant?
00:55:16Yes.
00:55:18Yes.
00:55:26After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:32Will you take me back?
00:55:34For good?
00:55:36Yes.
00:55:38Yes of course Clark.
00:55:40Of course.
00:55:42Well then I have one more question.
00:55:44Anything.
00:55:46Lewis Kane.
00:55:50Will you marry me?
00:55:54Yes!
00:55:56Clark a thousand times yes of course.
00:55:58Oh my god.
00:56:00It's beautiful Clark.
00:56:02I love you.
00:56:16Look please.
00:56:18Please try to understand.
00:56:20Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career.
00:56:22He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:24I'm going to need a best man my wife.
00:56:26You in?
00:56:50Clark.
00:56:52Clark.
00:56:54You made my favorite.
00:56:56Just like in college.
00:56:58I remember every detail baby.
00:57:06Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:57:08Clark Conville has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:10Oh my god.
00:57:14Oh my god congratulations babe.
00:57:16In other news.
00:57:18Sources close to Conville have made shocking allegations
00:57:20about his rekindled romance
00:57:22with Lewis Kane.
00:57:24What the hell?
00:57:44Mr. Conville.
00:57:46How do you respond to the allegations that Miss Kane
00:57:48is only with you for your money?
00:57:50Those allegations are completely false.
00:57:52If I may.
00:58:00I have to set the record straight.
00:58:02Years ago when Clark was starting out
00:58:04I convinced
00:58:06Lois to break up with him.
00:58:08I thought I was doing what was best
00:58:10for Clark's career.
00:58:12So Lois pretended to fall
00:58:14for a rich man
00:58:16to make Clark let her go.
00:58:18But the truth is
00:58:22Lois did this out of love.
00:58:26She sacrificed her own happiness
00:58:28for Clark's success.
00:58:30I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:34Please stop
00:58:36these hurtful rumors.
00:58:38Let them be happy together.
00:58:40They deserve it.
00:58:42Nobody needs to know.
00:58:46No!
00:58:50Jim?
00:58:52Jim, please.
00:58:54Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:56Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:58This man has just ruined everything.
00:59:00Listen.
00:59:02Look, I hear you.
00:59:04Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:06Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:08I want you to work with me
00:59:10on my next movie.
00:59:12Lois.
00:59:14You want to work with me?
00:59:16Let's make it official.
00:59:18I got a contract right here.
00:59:20If you sign it
00:59:22we got a deal.
00:59:32Freeze!
00:59:34Freeze!
00:59:42And the Oscar goes to
00:59:44Clark Cavill.
00:59:54Thank you so much.
01:00:00Wow.
01:00:02Thank you, everybody, so much.
01:00:04Truly, I am very honored and humbled
01:00:06to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:08This is truly an experience of a lifetime
01:00:10and it means a lot to me.
01:00:14But none of this would have been possible
01:00:16without one thing,
01:00:18and that is the unwavering support
01:00:20of someone very special to me.
01:00:22And that person...
01:00:26And that person
01:00:28is my wife, Lois.
01:00:30Lois, you have been
01:00:32my rock, my inspiration,
01:00:34my everything.
01:00:36And on top of this,
01:00:38I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:40And that is that, as of today,
01:00:42I'll be officially retiring
01:00:44from acting.
01:00:46And I've decided
01:00:48to move into producing
01:00:50in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:52my family, and overall
01:00:54focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:56That also includes supporting
01:00:58my wife in her new career
01:01:00as a best-selling author.
01:01:02Thank you, everyone.
01:01:04Again, thank you.