Get ready for a laugh-out-loud and heartwarming episode of Poppa’s House! Season 1 Episode 11 airs on CBS, serving up nonstop comedy and unforgettable moments. Damon Wayans and Damon Wayans Jr. bring their signature charm and razor-sharp comedic timing, while Essence Atkins and Tetona Jackson add depth, warmth, and undeniable chemistry. Packed with hilarious family dynamics, witty banter, and feel-good moments, this episode is a must-watch. Whether you’re a devoted fan or a first-time viewer, Poppa’s House guarantees big laughs and plenty of heart. Don’t miss it—on CBS!
Poppa's House Cast:
Damon Wayans, Damon Wayans Jr., Essence Atkins and Tetona Jackson
Watch Poppa's House Season 1 now on CBS and stream on Paramount+!
Poppa's House Cast:
Damon Wayans, Damon Wayans Jr., Essence Atkins and Tetona Jackson
Watch Poppa's House Season 1 now on CBS and stream on Paramount+!
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00:00Your rhymes is whack, though you're cute in the front,
00:03and you might be stacked, but check this out.
00:06You ain't working with me.
00:07I'm just kidding.
00:10They do nothing for me.
00:14Just orgasm.
00:15Yeah, I finish, and I'm done.
00:16I don't want to see it anymore.
00:19Oh.
00:28You kiss everybody who says, sorry?
00:34Mm.
00:35That's all?
00:36Oh.
00:37Mm.
00:38Mm.
00:42How's the petting?
00:45Is that good?
00:46No, you're petting him like a dog.
00:51How many times do you have to do this?
00:53I think seven more.
00:55Like 70,000.
00:56Yeah.
00:57But you guys are crushing.
00:59Mm-hmm.
01:00Just like a baby's diaper.
01:04Let's get through this, or this kid will stop roasting me.
01:09Looks like Bruce Leroy had to get a job.
01:12Then the next day, I'm going to wake up early,
01:14go golfing in Nova Scotia.
01:16Mm.
01:17That's not how you golf.
01:19I'm going to learn how to golf, because my swing is off.
01:25You know, I thought about it, and I am not a Grand Canyon.
01:30OK, but for safety reasons, can you
01:31do one where you say you are?
01:33And on my cue, and action.
01:36I am a Grand Canyon.
01:38On my cue, and action.
01:41I am a Grand Canyon.
01:42Yes, you are.
01:43Cut it.
01:44That's great.
01:45I love that one.
01:45That's the one.
01:47Wait, this is turkey meat?
01:50I thought you'd get beef meat.
01:55I could make 25 thongs out of one pair of your mama drawers.
02:02Did you do another one of those stupid voices?
02:05Only in the Marvin Martian.
02:10Like the Terminator says, I'll be back very soon, baby.
02:15You never said that.
02:17That's Arnold Schwarzenneger.
02:19Arnold Palmer, maybe?
02:21Schwarzennevel, that's what it is.
02:26Get to the chopper!
02:30Kind of.
02:32Get to your car and get out of here.
02:36I don't care about winning.
02:38I care about playing.
02:40It's OK.
02:40It's OK.
02:41Mom, I don't care about winning.
02:43I just have to get out of here.
02:45Oh my god.
02:47Tina's wide awake.
02:50I like a good time Tina.
02:53The one that works at the laundromat.
02:54Yeah, the one with all the quarters.
02:56And hopefully you're not on your last load.
02:58Oh, I am not.
03:01I got a nice roll of quarters for you right now.
03:04You make them half dollars and we got a deal, baby.
03:07I can feel the inflation setting in right now.
03:11You're greedy.
03:13I'm going to take you upstairs and dance with you.
03:16Oh yeah?
03:17You're going to dance with me?
03:18I'm going to look you right in the eye and disappoint you.
03:23Yeah.
03:25Yeah.
03:27OK, well if you want some of this boo,
03:29go ahead and flick the horn.
03:35One more time.
03:35This isn't going to work.
03:37No.
03:41Your breath smelled like Tootsie Roll.
03:43The dance.
03:45Like 25 of these.
03:50Like whatever that smelled.
03:52What?
03:54It's a great idea.
03:55I can direct it.
03:56Yeah, good.
03:57OK, but we got to do it quick because we got, no,
04:00we got to do it soon before the kids get uncute.
04:03We got to do it cute before, we got to do it, we got.
04:08All right, fine, fine, I'm in.
04:11You had me at schedule.
04:14This is going to be the finest Fulton family
04:17photo the Fultons have ever photographed.
04:21Oh, say that five times fast.
04:23I can't.
04:25Schedule.
04:25Oh!
04:28What's wrong?
04:29I'm scheduling.
04:34Nothing.
04:35Yeah, I can't.
04:37Wait.
04:38He got it, he got it, he got it.
04:40It's coming, it's coming.
04:41That was just a funny thought.
04:42Sorry.
04:43What?
04:44Wait, wait, wait.
04:45Ah, dee, dong, ah, dee, dong.
04:49You know what they say, Def can't hit a moving target.
04:53Tell that to JFK.
04:54Marker.
04:55Over a freaking dog.
04:57I used to get chased by a German shepherd
05:00that worked at the liquor store.
05:01It didn't work at the liquor store.
05:05Marker.
05:06Hello.
05:07Hello, hello.
05:08Hello.
05:09Hello.
05:10Hello.
05:10Hello.
05:11Hello.
05:12Hello.
05:13Hello.
05:14Hello.
05:15Hello.
05:15Hello.
05:16Hello.
05:17Hello.
05:18Hello.
05:19Hello.
05:20Hello.
05:21Hello.
05:21Hello.
05:22Hello.
05:23Hello! How are you?
05:25Woof, woof!
05:27Woof, woof!
05:28Yeah.
05:29And the people that try to talk to dogs,
05:30don't that just piss you off?
05:32Woof, woof!
05:33Yeah.
05:34Like they speak your language.
05:36They don't know.
05:37Woof!
05:38You suck.
05:39-♪♪
05:41Mm.
05:42Uh.
05:43Uh.
05:44-♪♪
05:46I'm actionin'!
05:48-♪♪
05:50So, is it done yet?
05:52Yes, the installer just finished here with your...
05:54Son of a gun.
05:55Why is the word not coming out?
05:57The installer just finished with your fancy new toilet.
05:59Yes.
06:00Here.
06:01Hey!
06:02-♪♪
06:04I know all the words now.
06:05-♪♪
06:08All I needed was a kiss.
06:10All right.