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00:00:00Sebastian, Sebastian, stop pouting.
00:00:19I'm sorry.
00:00:20I'm such a dope.
00:00:23You are not a dope.
00:00:25You are just misguided.
00:00:28All the reports from your teachers said the same thing.
00:00:30Sebastian would make an exceptional student if only he would follow orders.
00:00:36I can't believe you fed the school hamster an overdose of Viagra.
00:00:40I was testing the reproductive system for a science experiment and I wanted to see how big...
00:00:44Enough, enough!
00:00:47Fortunately for you, you are moving to a new town.
00:00:49You will have a chance to start anew.
00:00:52It's time to shape up.
00:00:55Speaking of shaping up, how's Mrs. Freeman doing?
00:00:59I'd say she's lost some weight.
00:01:01She looks good.
00:01:03You know, I gotta tell you, it's a really great thing she's doing for the community.
00:01:07Censoring books and all.
00:01:08That Catcher in the Rye novel really screwed me up.
00:01:12Mrs. Freeman knows what's best for young minds.
00:01:15Which comes to my point.
00:01:18I was wondering what you planned on doing with my file.
00:01:21It's not very favorable and...
00:01:23And you'd prefer if I didn't forward it to your new school.
00:01:27I thought long and hard about it and I've decided to send it.
00:01:32I mean, if you've really changed, you're rising above your past mistakes.
00:01:36I can never thank you, sir.
00:01:38Well, you have got a plane to catch and I have got some work to do.
00:01:42So...
00:01:44Just remember, Sebastian...
00:01:50The future is what you make of it.
00:01:52The future is what I make of it.
00:01:54The future is what I make of it.
00:01:57Got it.
00:01:59I'll never forget you, sir.
00:02:01Yeah, yeah, right.
00:02:06Pansy.
00:02:15Ed Freeman.
00:02:16What the fuck have you done to me, you fucking asshole?
00:02:18What's wrong, pumpkin?
00:02:20Have you seen my picture in the school yearbook?
00:02:23Yes, you look wonderful.
00:02:25Wonderful?
00:02:27I'm naked, you fucking idiot!
00:02:29Fuck.
00:02:30I'm the laughing stock of the community!
00:02:32How could you have let this happen?
00:02:34You wiggly little piece of shit!
00:02:37You'll pay for this!
00:02:41Ed!
00:02:42I hate you!
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:48Sebastian!
00:02:49Sebastian!
00:02:51Sebastian!
00:02:52Sebastian!
00:02:54I don't think you are going to get away with this, son.
00:02:56So where are you heading?
00:02:58North City.
00:03:00For you?
00:03:01Thanks.
00:03:02You are finished!
00:03:04Sebastian!
00:03:06Sebastian!
00:03:07Bye-bye.
00:03:08Sebastian!
00:03:17Sebastian!
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00:03:54Sebastian Belmont?
00:03:56Yes.
00:03:57I'll take care of the driver, sir.
00:03:58Your family is expecting.
00:04:00Which apartment?
00:04:02The whole building, sir.
00:04:04Of course.
00:04:06As I think.
00:04:17Sebastian Valmont, to see you, sir.
00:04:32Good to see you again, son.
00:04:34It's good to see you too, Dad.
00:04:36How's your mother?
00:04:38Oh, Dr. Rappaport thinks she's going to be in rehab for the long haul.
00:04:43Thanks for taking me in.
00:04:44You know, foster homes just aren't my thing.
00:04:46Think nothing of it.
00:04:48Man, you really hit the mother-in-law this time, Pops.
00:04:51Sebastian, I would like you to meet the love of my life.
00:04:56This is Tiffany.
00:04:59Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
00:05:02I see you have your father's beautiful blue eyes.
00:05:07My, what a precious little kitty you have.
00:05:11Would you like to pet her?
00:05:14Some other time.
00:05:15Sebastian, come meet Catherine.
00:05:21I've heard so much about you.
00:05:23Welcome to the family.
00:05:27I've always wanted a brother, but they were all sold out of them at Bloomingdale's.
00:05:32Is that a real Steinway?
00:05:34I wouldn't play anything else.
00:05:36May I?
00:05:37Be my guest.
00:05:38Catherine is an exquisite pianist, Sebastian.
00:05:40Really?
00:05:45Cute.
00:05:59I think it needs a tuning.
00:06:03Mother, Sebastian must be famished.
00:06:06Shouldn't we check on dinner?
00:06:08I think that's a wonderful idea.
00:06:13I'm so excited you'll be starting Manchester with me tomorrow, Sebastian.
00:06:17It's a wonderful institution with wonderful teachers.
00:06:20Wonderful.
00:06:21Catherine is president of the student body, Sebastian.
00:06:23Let's not forget president of the French club.
00:06:26Oui.
00:06:27I live for extracurricular activities.
00:06:29Student body president.
00:06:31I thought you were a sophomore.
00:06:32I am.
00:06:33I believe one should not be hampered in achieving one's goals
00:06:36simply by the paltriness of one's years.
00:06:39You mean dearth.
00:06:41Excuse me?
00:06:43Well, paltriness implies insignificance,
00:06:46but really it's your lack of age that shouldn't hamper you from achieving your goals.
00:06:50Careful with those SAT words.
00:06:52They can be deadly.
00:06:56Isn't Catherine just the best, son?
00:07:00Yeah, she's a real peach, dad.
00:07:02I love you, stepdaddy.
00:07:05Um, I'm a little tired from all the travel.
00:07:09Do you mind if I turn in?
00:07:10Not at all.
00:07:12I know you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
00:07:14I'll show you to your room.
00:07:19Hey, asshole.
00:07:20What the fuck do you think you're doing here?
00:07:22I was not going to hide.
00:07:23Stay away from me.
00:07:24Get down here.
00:07:25Do not fuck with me.
00:07:26Hey, do not fuck with me.
00:07:27So, he outdoes you at piano.
00:07:29He outdoes you at vocabulary.
00:07:32I guess I overestimated you.
00:07:36And don't sulk.
00:07:37It's a sign of weakness.
00:07:39Yes, mother.
00:07:43No, everything's fine.
00:07:45I was just checking up on you, mom.
00:07:47Look, I promised I'd take care of you, right?
00:07:50Well, I'm going to talk to dad and get you into a better facility.
00:07:53It's the least he can do.
00:07:57I love you, too.
00:08:11What the?
00:08:12Let's get something straight.
00:08:13I may not have fooled you, but I've got a great thing going with the rentals.
00:08:16I don't have a curfew.
00:08:17They never bother me about my homework, and I've got a five-figure allowance.
00:08:21No one, and I mean no one, is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle.
00:08:25Especially not some stupid, hip loser.
00:08:28What?
00:08:29I don't want to hear it.
00:08:30Now, after school, you stay out of my face and we'll get along just fine.
00:08:34But if you cross me once, I'll bare your sorry ass.
00:08:38Understood?
00:08:40Right.
00:08:41I'm glad we could have this little discussion.
00:08:47Not bad.
00:08:54Ow!
00:09:04What's the matter?
00:09:06This collar's too tight.
00:09:08Oh, I guess you're only used to wearing mesh shirts where you come from.
00:09:14More SAT vocabulary builders?
00:09:17For your information, this happens to be my orientation speech.
00:09:21Who are you orienting?
00:09:23Please, be more stupid.
00:09:25I am the student body president.
00:09:28Ivy League schools eat this extracurricular crap up for supper.
00:09:32You do know what an Ivy League school is.
00:09:45Stop!
00:09:48Going to Anderson.
00:09:50Good.
00:09:54Do me a favor.
00:09:55Pretend you don't know me.
00:10:20My God, you're beautiful.
00:10:32Excuse me?
00:10:34Oh, I said you were beautiful.
00:10:41Excuse me, but what did you mean by that remark?
00:10:45What remark?
00:10:46That I'm beautiful.
00:10:49Well, aren't you?
00:10:50Well, yeah.
00:10:51I mean, no, no, that's...
00:10:55Never mind.
00:11:00You're very strange.
00:11:03I know.
00:11:07Are you here to see the headmaster?
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10I heard he's a total joke.
00:11:13I wouldn't know.
00:11:16Yes, we'll see you now.
00:11:22I must say that in all my years in education, I have never seen a file quite like this.
00:11:274.0 GPA.
00:11:29President of several clubs, all-star snowboarding for your county,
00:11:34as well as several glowing letters from your teachers, including your former principal.
00:11:40We were very close, you and I, sir.
00:11:42Yes, it's most impressive.
00:11:45Perhaps a little too impressive.
00:11:52That aside, I'm sure an enterprising young man like yourself would be a welcome addition here at Manchester.
00:11:59Thank you, sir.
00:12:01Come in.
00:12:06You have a few grammaticals, but nothing reprehensible.
00:12:09Thank you, honey.
00:12:13Sebastian, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Danielle.
00:12:15You're both in the same class.
00:12:17You look familiar.
00:12:18Have we met?
00:12:20No, I don't think so.
00:12:23Are you sure?
00:12:25Must have met someone else.
00:12:27Well, I better get going.
00:12:28It was very nice meeting you, sir.
00:12:30Ma'am.
00:12:33Good luck, Sebastian.
00:12:35Thank you, sir.
00:12:43He seems like a nice kid.
00:12:45Don't you think?
00:12:46We'll see.
00:13:05Be seated.
00:13:10We will now hear from your new student body president, Catherine Murtoy.
00:13:20Fellow students, faculty, administrators, and custodians.
00:13:25I would personally like to welcome each and every one of you to what I think will be Manchester's proudest year.
00:13:33She is such an inspiration.
00:13:35I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester Prep family.
00:13:41With that said, I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students as members.
00:13:51And accept all new students as...
00:13:57Settle down, people.
00:14:00As I was saying, I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester Prep...
00:14:07Are you all right?
00:14:08Sorry.
00:14:09Happens when I get nervous.
00:14:11Guess I just need a bubble gum fix.
00:14:14Keep going.
00:14:15You're doing great.
00:14:17Thanks.
00:14:19Once again, as I was saying, I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester Prep family.
00:14:29With that said, I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students...
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00:17:59You're right.
00:18:00It was me who seduced you.
00:18:02But, then again, who will the school board believe?
00:18:05It was my word against yours.
00:18:07Think about it, Steve.
00:18:09Something like this could ruin your career.
00:18:11Not to mention your marriage.
00:18:13But...
00:18:14I guess if you can bend the rules a little...
00:18:17... then so can I.
00:18:22I'll see what I can do.
00:18:24You're the best.
00:18:29Won't there be nothing but love?
00:18:59Won't there be nothing but love?
00:19:06Won't there be nothing but love?
00:19:29Won't there be nothing but love?
00:19:34Won't there be nothing but love?
00:19:39Won't there be nothing but love?
00:19:44Won't there be nothing but love?
00:19:49Won't there be nothing but love?
00:19:54Are you smiling? Are you hiding something?
00:19:58It's from me, it's from me
00:20:03You're looking at the window of coming night
00:20:06Something is falling down on my head
00:20:08Any danger, any way to survive?
00:20:14Oh my god.
00:20:15It's the cartoon cop.
00:20:20Wait, are you all right?
00:20:21You scared me to death.
00:20:24Um, you dropped this.
00:20:28I didn't drop it.
00:20:30Yes you did. But it's alright.
00:20:32Sexual curiosity is nothing to be ashamed of.
00:20:35I'm not ashamed and I have a very healthy sexual curiosity.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:42So what are you doing here?
00:20:44I work here.
00:20:45Well do you think you can take a fifteen minute break and join me for a cup of coffee?
00:20:49I'd love to but unfortunately I have a lot of work to do around here.
00:20:53Um, Mrs. Gagin, do you mind if Danielle joins me for a coffee break?
00:20:58Please go right ahead. There's nothing to do right now.
00:21:04You don't quit, do you?
00:21:06Whatever happened to be nice to the new kid at school?
00:21:12Fifteen minutes.
00:21:16Go.
00:21:20Next.
00:21:22Michael Keane, freshman, former BMOC of his junior high school.
00:21:26Don't let his bad acne dissuade you that his father runs the Coliseum.
00:21:31Let's get him a facial and see if he can score some front row tickets to the whole concert.
00:21:35Next.
00:21:37Sebastian Valmont, sophomore, son of Edward and Corrine.
00:21:41Why?
00:21:42I can't. He's a transfer student and I don't have any more information on him yet.
00:21:46Well don't you know anything else about him? He is your stepbrother.
00:21:50I've only known him for a day. He's a total loser.
00:21:53I mean he shops at the Gap.
00:21:55Ew.
00:21:57Stay on him and see what you can find out.
00:21:59Will do.
00:22:00Next.
00:22:03Cherry Clayton, freshman, daughter of Hubert and Bunny.
00:22:06Annual family income.
00:22:10Well?
00:22:11Eight hundred and fifty million dollars.
00:22:13She's richer than Catherine.
00:22:15I heard that.
00:22:18She has a GPA of 1.3 and not only is she a virgin, but she's never even kissed a boy before.
00:22:23Okay, this girl is a walking teletubby just begging to be made an example of.
00:22:29I think I'll oversee this one personally.
00:22:32When I get through with her, she will be the premier slut at Manchester Press.
00:22:36Next.
00:22:40Next order of business, grievances.
00:22:43Yes, Lauren?
00:22:45It appears we're having a bit of trouble with the new school chef.
00:22:49Mr. Washington seems to think that sushi is an inappropriate meal for growing girls and boys.
00:22:56All those in favor of sending Mr. Washington back to his hot dog stand say aye.
00:23:01Aye.
00:23:03Okay, bye bye Mr. Washington. Hello Mr. Yakamoto.
00:23:12What's a nice girl like you doing at a snobbish school like Manchester?
00:23:16It's called free tuition.
00:23:18Besides, it's not as bad as it seems.
00:23:21My dad took over the place a year after my mom passed away.
00:23:25I'm sorry.
00:23:28Your turn.
00:23:29Okay, folks split up ten years ago.
00:23:33Mom has a drug problem and everyone thought it would be best if I moved in with my dad.
00:23:38You get along with him?
00:23:40I don't really know him.
00:23:42He's on his fourth marriage.
00:23:44To Katherine's mom?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:47I know this is rude, but what's it like growing up with all that money?
00:23:53Well, you know, I'm only one day into it.
00:23:56Sorry to disappoint you, my dear, but richy rich, I'm not.
00:24:00I thought I was the only one at Manchester.
00:24:04Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
00:24:07Yours?
00:24:10There you are, silly goose.
00:24:13I've been looking all over for you.
00:24:16Hi, Daniel.
00:24:17How's the used bookstore?
00:24:23Don't let her get to you.
00:24:25She doesn't.
00:24:26Maybe it makes me uncool, but I don't really care what your stepsister thinks of me.
00:24:31Actually, I think that makes you very cool.
00:24:35Well, I better get going.
00:24:37I don't want her to make me hitch a ride home.
00:24:39Thanks for coffee.
00:24:40Yeah.
00:24:41I'll call you later.
00:24:42But you don't have my number.
00:24:44Don't underestimate me.
00:24:46Don't underestimate Katherine.
00:24:48Let's go.
00:24:49See you.
00:24:50Bye.
00:24:59Nice first day, retard?
00:25:01It was great.
00:25:02This uptight bitch got gum stuck in her hair?
00:25:04Touche.
00:25:11Hi.
00:25:13Sherry, it's Katherine from school.
00:25:15No, I don't hate you.
00:25:17As a matter of fact, I was just appointed your big sister.
00:25:20Can you come out tonight?
00:25:21It's a school event.
00:25:22Great.
00:25:23I'll pick you up at eight.
00:25:25See you, sweetie.
00:25:26You're going out with the girl who spit gum in your hair?
00:25:29Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
00:25:32Come on, Katherine.
00:25:33She's just a freshman.
00:25:35Pick on someone your own size.
00:25:37Like you?
00:25:38In due time.
00:25:41So, you have a thing for boring virgins.
00:25:46Danielle is a virgin, you know.
00:25:48Careful, Katherine.
00:25:50I'm better at this than you.
00:25:53You actually have a backbone.
00:25:55Don't push me, Katherine.
00:25:56Anytime you want to start a war.
00:25:59I'll keep it under consideration.
00:26:12Thirty-six fifty.
00:26:13Yeah!
00:26:17Good evening, Master Sebastian.
00:26:19And how was your evening jaunt?
00:26:21Not bad, Henry. Not bad at all.
00:26:23Where are the folks?
00:26:24Dinner with the sheik.
00:26:25When is your meal ready?
00:26:26Will you be showering before or after dinner, sir?
00:26:29I hadn't really thought about it.
00:26:30Very well.
00:26:31Anything I can do to make your evening more relaxing?
00:26:33Anything at all, just let me know.
00:26:34Thanks, Henry.
00:26:47This way, sir.
00:26:50Please make yourself comfortable.
00:26:52I've just prepared a marvelous sweet bread mousse.
00:27:04It's like dinner at the Addams family.
00:27:13Guys?
00:27:14Hello?
00:27:16Anyone?
00:27:18Yes, sir. Is everything all right?
00:27:20Henry, I think I'll get something later.
00:27:22Go out or something.
00:27:23Very well. So if you need the car, just let Frederick know.
00:27:26Sure.
00:27:36No, it's not like that at all.
00:27:39Well, of course I miss you.
00:27:42We'll get together very soon.
00:27:44I promise.
00:27:46What are you wearing?
00:27:50I have to go.
00:27:53I didn't hear you knock.
00:27:55I didn't.
00:27:56That was my accountant on the phone.
00:27:58Wow.
00:27:59You guys must have a really tight relationship.
00:28:03Now, look, son, don't make me regret taking you in.
00:28:07Well, I see that old habits die hard.
00:28:10Or in your case, don't die at all.
00:28:12I'm your father, and I demand to be treated with some respect.
00:28:17A man has needs, and...
00:28:19Shut up, Dad. Spare me the melodrama.
00:28:22But a word of advice.
00:28:24You've got a pretty good thing going here.
00:28:26And I wouldn't screw it up if I were you.
00:28:32You know, Sebastian, I really like these father-son chats.
00:28:37You're a real role model.
00:28:40Did you sit the fuck down?
00:28:55Thanks, Miss.
00:28:57Shut up, losers.
00:29:09What?
00:29:25One mineral water.
00:29:27One iced tea.
00:29:29This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
00:29:32It's from Long Island.
00:29:34Here, have another.
00:29:40Come on, Chris!
00:29:48What's the latest, Catherine?
00:29:50Me? As usual.
00:29:52Cord, I'd like you to meet Sherry Clare.
00:29:54How's it going, Sherry?
00:29:58Excuse me. I think we should adjourn to the ladies' room.
00:30:02But I don't have to go.
00:30:03I do.
00:30:04So what do you need my help for?
00:30:06Ow!
00:30:07One more?
00:30:08No.
00:30:09Back in a flash.
00:30:10Right.
00:30:14So how do you know he likes me?
00:30:17I can see it in his eyes.
00:30:19If you say so.
00:30:21So what do I do about it?
00:30:23You're gonna have to let him fuck you.
00:30:26Yep.
00:30:27But I've never even been to first base with a guy.
00:30:30Well, so we'll start with first base and then we'll move on.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:44Ready?
00:30:45Ready.
00:30:53That was easy.
00:30:54Okay, we're gonna try this again.
00:30:55This time I want you to close your eyes.
00:30:57Cord's gonna stick his tongue in your mouth.
00:30:59I want you to massage his tongue with yours.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:03Ready.
00:31:06Please!
00:31:09You idiot! These are $300 pants!
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:13Oh, God, you stupid bitch!
00:31:17He hates me.
00:31:23There, there.
00:31:24Shh.
00:31:26Hello?
00:31:27I told you not to underestimate me.
00:31:29You're unbelievable.
00:31:34Oh, come on.
00:31:35The television series Marriage was way better than the movie.
00:31:38If you say so.
00:31:39I do.
00:31:40What time is it?
00:31:41Shh, 10.30.
00:31:43Oh, my God, we've been talking for over an hour.
00:31:45Ooh, call the police.
00:31:47Uh-huh.
00:31:48Oh, my God.
00:31:49Oh, my God.
00:31:50Oh, my God.
00:31:51Oh, my God.
00:31:52Oh, my God.
00:31:53Oh, my God.
00:31:54Call the police.
00:31:55Ha-ha.
00:31:56Uh, I should get going.
00:31:58Homework.
00:31:59Hey, listen, what are you up to on Saturday?
00:32:01I'm looking for a tour guide to show me the sights.
00:32:04Oh, I can't. I have plans.
00:32:06Oh, come on.
00:32:07You gotta rescue me from my psycho stepsister, at least for a few hours.
00:32:11Look, don't you think we should take this slower?
00:32:14I mean, you know, I don't really know you, and...
00:32:17Take what slow?
00:32:19I wasn't asking you on a date.
00:32:21I just wanted to make a new friend.
00:32:23I wasn't...
00:32:24Man, are you conceited?
00:32:25No, I'm not conceited. It's just that...
00:32:27I have to go.
00:32:29Hello?
00:32:31Hello?
00:32:32Always make an impression.
00:32:37Psycho stepsister.
00:32:38Evening.
00:32:39Evening.
00:32:41Aw, she shot you down.
00:32:43Exactly the opposite.
00:32:45So, what's on the agenda?
00:32:47Matinee of the Lion King?
00:32:50Man, you really have it out for her, don't you?
00:32:52You know, it must really burn your ass
00:32:54that with all your money and your popularity,
00:32:56she still won't have anything to do with you.
00:33:00Face it, Catherine.
00:33:01She's outclassed you.
00:33:02How dare you talk to me like that, you son of a bitch?
00:33:05Well, this has been fun.
00:33:07Unfortunately, I have some work to do,
00:33:10and you have to go throw up.
00:33:11After all, it was a very big salad you had for dinner.
00:33:14Have you been spying on me?
00:33:16Oh, God! I ate a crouton!
00:33:19We'll see who gets the last laugh, brother dear.
00:33:23Oh, no. I'm sorry.
00:33:25It's all my fault. I wasn't thinking.
00:33:27I'll get it. I'll clean it up.
00:33:29I'm so sorry.
00:33:30I'm so sorry.
00:33:31It's okay.
00:33:32I'm so sorry.
00:33:33It's okay.
00:33:34I'm so sorry.
00:33:35Stop crying.
00:33:36Just don't tell anyone.
00:33:39What is this? Ben Hur?
00:33:40Did they beat you up?
00:33:41No.
00:33:42No.
00:33:43No.
00:33:44No.
00:33:45No.
00:33:46No.
00:33:47No.
00:33:48No.
00:33:49No.
00:33:50No.
00:33:51Ben Hur?
00:33:52Did they beat you here?
00:33:53Don't tell anyone.
00:33:57Lin, Lin, relax.
00:34:00Christ.
00:34:01Fucking Godzilla, baby.
00:34:08You've got us another routine?
00:34:09Seduce and destroy.
00:34:12Meow.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:22Very nice.
00:34:24Who the fuck are you?
00:34:25And you?
00:34:26I'm Sarah.
00:34:27And this is Gretchen.
00:34:28We had a sleepover at Catherine's.
00:34:30And we're running a little late.
00:34:32Do you mind if we share your shower?
00:34:37Yeah, yeah.
00:34:38Yeah, be my guest.
00:34:48Pass me the loofah.
00:34:51La, la, la, la, la.
00:34:55La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:35:00Hey.
00:35:04So, uh, what year are you guys?
00:35:07We're seniors.
00:35:08Cool.
00:35:12So how do you like Manchester, Sebastian?
00:35:14It's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's unbelievably, uh...
00:35:19Unbelievably what?
00:35:21Unbelievably hard.
00:35:22Wow, it certainly is.
00:35:25Rock hard.
00:35:26Down boy.
00:35:30So, uh, you guys sisters?
00:35:35More like kissing cousins.
00:35:40Whoa!
00:35:44Slippery when wet.
00:35:50So, you're seeing Danielle Sherman.
00:35:53Who?
00:35:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:35:57Right.
00:35:58She's a sweet girl.
00:36:00You guys would make a great couple.
00:36:03Just too bad you're gonna miss out on all the action.
00:36:06What action?
00:36:07Come on, with the exception of Danielle,
00:36:09Manchester preps a virtual whorehouse.
00:36:13As the school motto goes,
00:36:15if you don't snort it, suck it.
00:36:20Careful.
00:36:24But you won't have to worry about that
00:36:25since you'll be dating the headmaster's daughter.
00:36:27No.
00:36:29Guess not.
00:36:30See you on campus.
00:36:31Ring toss.
00:36:33Score.
00:36:37Thanks for, uh, you know, sharing.
00:36:40Here, sis, I'll draw you off.
00:36:43Thanks.
00:36:44Shit.
00:36:50Breakfast was late.
00:36:51My skirt is must,
00:36:52and I needed the car last night.
00:36:55I'm sorry, Miss Mertois.
00:36:56No excuses.
00:36:57Now, just because my mother is out of town
00:36:59does not mean you can slack off.
00:37:01Each lapse, each oversight will be reported.
00:37:05Good, you haven't left.
00:37:07What's this?
00:37:08A dom addressing the troops?
00:37:10Allow me, sir.
00:37:11No, it's all right, Henry.
00:37:12Thou dost, uh, pay close attention.
00:37:14The perfect Windsor is an office.
00:37:16Thou dost, uh, pay close attention.
00:37:17The perfect Windsor is an art.
00:37:19Rough night last night?
00:37:21Yeah, I think there was a pea under my mattress.
00:37:23I'll look into it, sir.
00:37:24No, Henry, no, it was great.
00:37:25It was a tent.
00:37:26Can we go now,
00:37:27or do we send Kapoor in our place?
00:37:29I almost forgot.
00:37:30Uh, here are your allowances.
00:37:35What's this?
00:37:36Annual? Semi-annual?
00:37:37Weekly, of course.
00:37:41This is amazing.
00:37:42It's a leftover, sir.
00:37:43It's what I like to call mad money.
00:37:46Yeah, mad.
00:37:48Unless you use it to make someone happy.
00:37:52For the Windsor.
00:37:53And the advice.
00:37:54Oh, thank you, sir.
00:37:55Thank you very much.
00:37:56Very kind.
00:37:58Tutor me in French.
00:37:59Tutor me in French.
00:38:00Tutor me.
00:38:01Danielle!
00:38:02Oh, my gosh, am I glad I found you.
00:38:03Look, I am flunking French like Trey flunking it.
00:38:06Last quiz, D-minus.
00:38:08Have you been studying?
00:38:09Of course.
00:38:10I study like crazy,
00:38:11but it just, like, goes in one hole and out the other.
00:38:13Well, I wish I could help you.
00:38:14You can.
00:38:15You can tutor me.
00:38:16Mom said I can pay you,
00:38:17unless that's, like, too totally insulting.
00:38:19Because, you know, we've got money,
00:38:20and you're the headmaster's daughter,
00:38:22and headmasters make like zilch.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Tutor me, please, please.
00:38:27I'll pay $200 an hour.
00:38:29$200.
00:38:30Stop, of course I'll tutor you.
00:38:31Money doesn't matter.
00:38:32Going rates will be fine.
00:38:34God, why does everything have to be about money?
00:38:37Because it's cool.
00:38:40Hey, I know it's been a while.
00:38:45You got a phone?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47Oh, wait.
00:38:48Looks like it's coming from here.
00:38:50I don't have a phone.
00:38:51You do now.
00:38:53Answer me.
00:38:54Oh, my God, it's so cold.
00:38:55Is it your birthday or something?
00:38:58Hello?
00:38:59You like the phone?
00:39:00I might.
00:39:01It comes with an explanation.
00:39:02It does, actually.
00:39:04I think I may have real feelings for you.
00:39:07It's Sebastian Daumont, isn't it?
00:39:08Just a second, okay?
00:39:09Sorry?
00:39:10Not you, her.
00:39:11Who's her?
00:39:12Look, I can't do this from a phone.
00:39:14But it's a good phone.
00:39:15Digital.
00:39:16Where are you?
00:39:17You can't be too far.
00:39:19Look down.
00:39:24Oh, it is Sebastian Daumont.
00:39:27Don't move.
00:39:28Coming down there.
00:39:35Move, Einstein.
00:39:36Sebastian?
00:39:37Where are you?
00:39:39Close your eyes.
00:39:40Why?
00:39:41Just trust me.
00:39:42Close your eyes.
00:39:43You look silly.
00:39:44Close them now.
00:39:47Catching.
00:39:53Danielle, wait.
00:40:01It's like they say, the best laid plans sometimes suck.
00:40:08Miss McToy.
00:40:12But I'm excused from gym.
00:40:14Gym, yes.
00:40:15Ballet, no.
00:40:17Well, there must be something I can do to change your mind.
00:40:20I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:40:22Now, get your ass to ballet.
00:40:27Miss Derwick.
00:40:30Miss Derwick.
00:40:31Miss Derwick.
00:40:32Miss Derwick.
00:40:33Miss Derwick.
00:40:34Miss Derwick.
00:40:35Miss Derwick.
00:40:37Hmm.
00:40:38I was very clear.
00:40:39If anything was going to continue between us, you had to keep me out of gym and ballet.
00:40:43I can't do anything, all right?
00:40:45Argrove called me into his office.
00:40:46He's suspicious.
00:40:47I could hear it in his voice.
00:40:48Why do you think that is?
00:40:49Well, I'm not sure.
00:40:51The disciplinary committee, of course.
00:40:53You stuttered and stammered like a completely wigged fool,
00:40:55and then when you voted, it was obvious you voted the way I wanted you to vote.
00:40:59That's how you did want me to vote?
00:41:01Oh, my God, I'm a mess.
00:41:03You're always one step ahead of me.
00:41:04I don't know what to do anymore.
00:41:06It's a dirty old man's catch-22.
00:41:08Shut up, Steve.
00:41:09Get control of yourself.
00:41:10I can't.
00:41:12I'm falling apart.
00:41:13My wife doesn't turn me on anymore.
00:41:14My kids hate me.
00:41:16I should just quit.
00:41:18Stop blubbering.
00:41:19I'll go back to gym and ballet.
00:41:21You will?
00:41:23The excuse slips were just a test.
00:41:25A day will come when I'll need you for a favor.
00:41:27A big favor.
00:41:29And you'll do it without question.
00:41:31Capisce?
00:41:35Of course.
00:41:36I worship you, Catherine.
00:41:38Worship works best on your knees, Steve.
00:41:41Oh, Catherine.
00:41:44Oh, Catherine.
00:41:45Please be quiet.
00:41:46I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive.
00:41:49Sorry.
00:41:51Oh.
00:41:55Hello?
00:41:57Anybody?
00:41:59Hello?
00:42:05Catherine is a terrible person.
00:42:06Really.
00:42:07Oh, my God.
00:42:08She is terrible.
00:42:10If it's so bad here, why don't you guys just quit?
00:42:13It's city employment, sir.
00:42:14This is a good address.
00:42:16It could be down in the 50s.
00:42:17Or worse, Scarsdale.
00:42:19Oh.
00:42:20Ladies there make me crazy.
00:42:22All the time sending me to the market looking for Gefelta.
00:42:25My father, fisherman for 20 years.
00:42:28He never caught one Gefelta.
00:42:30Where is Gefelta?
00:42:32I'm on it.
00:42:33Three kings.
00:42:35That beats my two pairs.
00:42:36I got cluck.
00:42:37Full house.
00:42:38Jacks over threes.
00:42:39You win again, Master Sebastian.
00:42:41You know, Henry, I really wish she'd quit with the master thing.
00:42:43But, sir, it's your title.
00:42:45It shows privilege.
00:42:47Yeah, well, what has it gotten me?
00:42:48I poured all my money into gifts and didn't get the girl.
00:42:51Danielle hates my wealth.
00:42:52Resents it or something.
00:42:54Perhaps it's not my place to speak, sir.
00:42:57No, Henry, please.
00:42:58I'm desperate here.
00:43:00Well, maybe she doesn't want to feel like she's being bought.
00:43:03You think that's it?
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:05Women are complicated creatures, sir.
00:43:07It's been my experience, sir,
00:43:09that women are more interested in the soul of a man
00:43:12than in his trappings.
00:43:18What is going on around here?
00:43:21I had to ring and ring.
00:43:24And where were you, Frederick?
00:43:25I paged you four times.
00:43:27I had to take a cab.
00:43:28A cab!
00:43:29I'm sorry.
00:43:30We were just...
00:43:31Get out of here, all of you.
00:43:34And you can be damn sure my mother's gonna hear about this.
00:43:37No, she won't.
00:43:39What did you say?
00:43:41You're not telling anybody about this.
00:43:42This was my idea.
00:43:43I ordered them to play cards.
00:43:45And to drink Mother's Prize 1939 Luftwaffe?
00:43:48Great year.
00:43:49Blitzkrieg, wasn't it?
00:43:50Don't get smart.
00:43:52Whether you realize it or not,
00:43:53you are still a guest in this house.
00:43:55You know, you treat these people like dirt.
00:43:57It's no wonder they don't respect you.
00:43:59We pay them for their service, not their respect.
00:44:02Maybe someday you'll learn that.
00:44:04One day you'll realize that they're human beings.
00:44:10Just give me a second here.
00:44:13Party's over.
00:44:18I don't get it.
00:44:24Look, if you hate your mother so much,
00:44:26why work so hard to be just like her?
00:44:29Is that what you think I'm doing?
00:44:30Well, you're obviously trying to prove something to someone.
00:44:34No one's this mean unless...
00:44:36unless there's a whole bunch of pain and suffering behind it.
00:44:39You think you have it so tough
00:44:40having to come into this strange house with strange people?
00:44:43Try growing up here.
00:44:45Try spending every moment of your life
00:44:46just making up for just being here.
00:44:50That doesn't make any sense.
00:44:51No, it doesn't, does it?
00:44:53You feel out of place, Sebastian.
00:44:54You want to fit in?
00:44:56Guess what? So do I.
00:45:05What a mess.
00:45:10Hello?
00:45:11Sebastian, it's Sherry.
00:45:13Newsflash. Danielle is totally madly in love with you.
00:45:16Madly in love with me? She hates me.
00:45:18Every move I make is the wrong move.
00:45:20Yeah, but she told me stuff.
00:45:21Every time she thinks about you,
00:45:22every time she sees you,
00:45:24she gets all moist.
00:45:26Moist?
00:45:27Her eyes. She gets tears in them.
00:45:30Oh.
00:45:31But look, time's running out.
00:45:32You gotta move now.
00:45:33She'll be in the city tonight.
00:45:34Dinner with her favorite aunt
00:45:35at the Riverside Cafe.
00:45:38I figure if you go there,
00:45:40bury your soul.
00:45:42No gift sale.
00:45:43And she hates that money thing.
00:45:45Hello?
00:45:47Sebastian?
00:45:48Hello?
00:46:04Closet Street performer.
00:46:07Now you know all my secrets.
00:46:09How did you know I was here?
00:46:11Nope.
00:46:12Already know.
00:46:13Sherry the blabbermouth.
00:46:15Weird girl, but if you get beyond
00:46:16all the totallys and oh-my-gods,
00:46:18there's a real truth there.
00:46:20I have to catch my train.
00:46:21Let me come with.
00:46:22I'll make sure you get home all right.
00:46:24You can come as far as the station,
00:46:25and only if you can do it without talking.
00:46:27Not another word.
00:46:29That's my condition.
00:46:31Condition accepted.
00:46:34All right, all right, stop.
00:46:39I give up, okay?
00:46:40We can talk.
00:46:41Stop playing that thing.
00:46:43You know, I think this is
00:46:44the most romantic city on earth.
00:46:46Millions of strangers
00:46:47meeting in restaurants,
00:46:49parks, sidewalks.
00:46:51A romance born every five seconds,
00:46:53every heartbeat.
00:46:55I mean, God,
00:46:56is this a great city or what?
00:46:57This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:46:59You spout BS on a continuous basis.
00:47:01Only because I can't say
00:47:02what I really want to say.
00:47:03Say it.
00:47:05Okay.
00:47:06I want to know what happened at school,
00:47:08in the courtyard.
00:47:09I kissed you and you just ran off.
00:47:13I'm crazy about you.
00:47:14I'm trying everything I can
00:47:15to make you like me.
00:47:16Be yourself, be honest.
00:47:18Why is that so difficult?
00:47:21I don't know.
00:47:23Maybe I'm scared.
00:47:26You know, I'm new here, right?
00:47:28New to this city,
00:47:30new at school.
00:47:32Living in a house full of
00:47:33certifiable wackos,
00:47:34and I don't have any friends.
00:47:37At least any I can trust.
00:47:39And I'm confused.
00:47:41God's honest truth,
00:47:42I'm in a state of
00:47:43perpetual confusion.
00:47:46So what are you scared of?
00:47:48Missing my train.
00:47:50See you at school.
00:47:51Bye.
00:47:56Danielle!
00:48:03As you know,
00:48:04your mother gets home tonight.
00:48:06And you want me to keep quiet
00:48:07about the poker game.
00:48:09I don't like these ideas
00:48:10Sebastian's putting in your head.
00:48:12I mean no disrespect.
00:48:13Well, I'm offended.
00:48:14Leave.
00:48:16I'll finish them all.
00:48:20Min Lin, wait.
00:48:22What do you say you and I
00:48:23get to know each other
00:48:24like you did with Sebastian
00:48:25last night?
00:48:26Do I have to?
00:48:27Come on, it'll be fun.
00:48:29Here.
00:48:33I'll jump right in.
00:48:34Where are you from?
00:48:35China, Japan?
00:48:36Cambodia, actually.
00:48:38Cambodia, wonderful country.
00:48:40And when did you come
00:48:41to our United States?
00:48:42My family fled through Vietnam.
00:48:44Ultimately, we were 120
00:48:46crammed into a boat
00:48:47the size of your pantry.
00:48:49Oh my gosh,
00:48:50that reminds me of this time
00:48:51in Denver.
00:48:52We were coming home from Aspen.
00:48:53The first class lounge
00:48:54was packed.
00:48:55We almost had to fly coach.
00:48:58Anyway,
00:48:59you and I
00:49:01Anyway,
00:49:02so your family
00:49:03fled the Canary Rouge?
00:49:05Nothing
00:49:06subtle about that
00:49:07shade of rouge.
00:49:10See, we do have
00:49:11a lot in common.
00:49:13Is there anything else,
00:49:14Miss Catherine?
00:49:16No, that's all.
00:49:21I'm glad we did this,
00:49:22aren't you?
00:49:23Oh yes,
00:49:24very enlightening.
00:49:27You got all your pronouns
00:49:28mixed up.
00:49:29New is we.
00:49:31Boo is you.
00:49:33Unless it's someone
00:49:34you're crazy madly in love with.
00:49:36In which case, it's two.
00:49:37As in you and Sebastian.
00:49:39I swear,
00:49:40that thing with the phone,
00:49:41so cool.
00:49:42I mean,
00:49:43if it had been me and some guy,
00:49:44I would have piddled
00:49:45right there on the spot.
00:49:46Oh wait,
00:49:47did I show you my doodle?
00:49:48Excuse me?
00:49:49My doodle?
00:49:50Yeah,
00:49:51my doodle.
00:49:52Oh,
00:49:53my doodle.
00:49:54Yeah,
00:49:55excuse me?
00:49:56My doodle,
00:49:57my sketch.
00:49:58Oh.
00:50:03Wow,
00:50:04you've got some talent,
00:50:05Sherry.
00:50:06Just tell me,
00:50:07I mean,
00:50:08do you really like him?
00:50:09Is this it?
00:50:10Is it the real thing?
00:50:11Like I even know what that is.
00:50:12Knees go weak,
00:50:13mouth goes dry,
00:50:14you get that little tingling
00:50:15feeling in that special place.
00:50:19He's just so slick,
00:50:20so sure of himself.
00:50:22I have a lot of trouble
00:50:23trusting him.
00:50:24He can't just like come out
00:50:25and talk to me,
00:50:26say what he's really feeling.
00:50:27Neither can I.
00:50:30Okay,
00:50:31chapter three.
00:50:32Read the translation
00:50:33of the first passage.
00:50:36Love is a sublime melting pot
00:50:38in which men and women
00:50:39are fused together.
00:50:41The lover is a priest,
00:50:42the ravished virgin
00:50:43a trembling sacrifice.
00:50:46A priest
00:50:47and a virgin?
00:50:48Oh,
00:50:49that's sick.
00:50:51The way you bend
00:50:52I'm not knowing
00:50:54what it's all about.
00:50:55Moo,
00:50:56moo,
00:50:57moo,
00:50:58moo,
00:50:59moo,
00:51:00moo.
00:51:03Hi, Mr. Nagao.
00:51:05Hello, ladies.
00:51:06I make a special meal
00:51:08and cute roll today.
00:51:10Mmm.
00:51:12Ah,
00:51:13woman goes in,
00:51:14you know why.
00:51:15It's so sad about Mr. Washington.
00:51:16I mean,
00:51:17the fact that they found
00:51:18a dead rat
00:51:19in that student's sloppy job.
00:51:21Hmm.
00:51:22He'll never work again.
00:51:24Aw.
00:51:25So,
00:51:26you never told us
00:51:27how it went with Sherry.
00:51:28Did you bury her?
00:51:30Let's just say
00:51:31she's on her way to ruin.
00:51:33Catherine!
00:51:34Everything's set
00:51:35for this weekend.
00:51:36What are you talking about?
00:51:38Uh,
00:51:39duh.
00:51:40I told my mom
00:51:41how much fun we had
00:51:42and she invited you
00:51:43and your mom
00:51:44over to our house
00:51:45for nonfat lattes.
00:51:46And your mom
00:51:47told my mom
00:51:48that I was hot.
00:51:49Ahh!
00:51:50Okay, um,
00:51:51I gotta go.
00:51:52Gordon Anderson
00:51:53promised to show me
00:51:54his one-eye snake.
00:51:55Oh, oh.
00:51:56Whatever that is.
00:51:57Okay, see ya.
00:51:58Maria!
00:51:59Hola!
00:52:00Hey, caramba.
00:52:01Well, Catherine,
00:52:02you really showed her.
00:52:03Ugh.
00:52:11Don't talk.
00:52:12Don't say a word.
00:52:14It's my turn to explain.
00:52:18All I've done is hound you about being honest.
00:52:22When I couldn't do it myself.
00:52:25That kiss in the courtyard, Sebastian.
00:52:28It was more than just a kiss.
00:52:30I'll say.
00:52:31No, let me finish.
00:52:33You see...
00:52:36It was my first kiss.
00:52:38I wanted it to be perfect and right and with the right boy.
00:52:42And while you might have been the right boy, the rest was totally not right.
00:52:46I embarrassed you.
00:52:47I embarrassed myself.
00:52:49Because I know you're used to girls with all this experience.
00:52:51And you've probably been kissing girls forever.
00:52:54That's what I was afraid to tell you.
00:52:57Hey.
00:53:01I happen to think this is wonderful, right?
00:53:03So you weren't exactly upfront and honest.
00:53:05Join the club.
00:53:06I wanted it to be perfect.
00:53:08Not the tail end of some prank.
00:53:12Does that make any sense?
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:17You know, some things can't be orchestrated.
00:53:19Some things have to be spontaneous.
00:53:23Like a kiss.
00:53:24Like the kiss we're about to have right now.
00:53:37Say something.
00:53:38Quick.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:41I have to go.
00:53:42Blast him out.
00:53:47Okay, but...
00:53:49Just back away.
00:53:51So I know you're not running away.
00:54:07That was wonderful.
00:54:09Just precious.
00:54:12How long were you there?
00:54:14I've never kissed a boy before.
00:54:16I mean, the right boy.
00:54:17And you've probably been kissing girls forever.
00:54:20You must feel like a terrible dope
00:54:22Leading on that poor, lovesick girl.
00:54:25You don't know what you're talking about.
00:54:26Here's a prediction.
00:54:28A few weeks of hand-holding and chaste smooching
00:54:30And you'll be so bored and horny you'll mess the whole thing up.
00:54:33Of course, I could wipe her off the map tomorrow.
00:54:36But I think I'll let this little romance just flicker out all on its own.
00:54:39I like the girl, okay?
00:54:40I like her a lot.
00:54:41Do anything to screw it up and I'll screw you up.
00:54:43Nobody ever threatens me.
00:54:46I just did.
00:54:47Or weren't you listening?
00:54:51You do realize this means war?
00:54:54War it is.
00:55:01Lovely.
00:55:07I feel badly for you. I really do.
00:55:09But Byron needs to be groomed every day at three.
00:55:13Well, you'll just have to reschedule your daughter's birthday.
00:55:15Now, I want him saddled and ready to ride when I arrive.
00:55:18Don't keep me waiting.
00:55:20Idiot.
00:55:22There's a new student at Manchester.
00:55:24Sherry Clayman.
00:55:26Did she die?
00:55:27I take it you don't like her.
00:55:29I can't stand her.
00:55:30She's actually very sweet.
00:55:32So I'm turning her into the sweetest girl in the world.
00:55:34She'll be very sweet, so I'm turning her into the school slut.
00:55:37Well, she's now your new best friend.
00:55:39Why?
00:55:42Don't tell me you're hitting up the Claymans for a donation to Manchester.
00:55:48Sorry, Mother. I think it's an excellent idea.
00:55:51The Claymans will be joining us at seven.
00:55:53You invited them here?
00:55:55Mother, they're from California.
00:55:57Catherine, I need this.
00:55:59Just 20 million more and we can break ground on the Tiffany Mare Toy Library.
00:56:05Whew!
00:56:07Well, you ladies seem to be enjoying yourselves.
00:56:10You must be tense, Sebastian.
00:56:12Yeah, well, you'd be too if you were failing gym.
00:56:15I mean, who ever heard of fencing as a sport?
00:56:17Perhaps a massage would help.
00:56:21Never had a massage before.
00:56:24You can have my table. I'm suddenly not in the mood.
00:56:27Talk to McKesh.
00:56:29Mickett, not McKesh.
00:56:31Catherine, if you're not going to say it correctly, don't say it at all.
00:56:34It just makes you look foolish.
00:56:36Thank you for the correction, Mother.
00:56:41Now if you'll excuse me.
00:56:46I think I could get used to this.
00:56:54Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies.
00:56:57Old nuns in their underwear.
00:57:01Hmm.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:08I thought you'd left.
00:57:10Is that Sonia or Ingrid?
00:57:12It's Tiffany. I hope you enjoyed your massage.
00:57:15I think I'll go take a shower.
00:57:17We've had so little time together, Sebastian.
00:57:20Can't be a happy family if we don't get to know each other a little better.
00:57:23You're right, Mom.
00:57:25We should talk more, Mom.
00:57:27With your father working on the yacht so much, I'll have plenty of time for you.
00:57:31You know, some nights he doesn't even come home.
00:57:35He loves that yacht.
00:57:37I'm glad he found something he's so committed to.
00:57:41The right woman will do that.
00:57:43And you think I'm the right woman?
00:57:45Definitely. He's a changed man.
00:57:47Of course he's changed. Without me, he'd still be in Miami giving charters to geriatrics.
00:57:52It's not the money. It's you. He loves you.
00:57:55You're a smart boy, Sebastian.
00:57:57You seem to understand your father very well.
00:57:59I hope so.
00:58:01So do I.
00:58:02Because if you're wrong, you're both going to end up out on the street.
00:58:09She spanked me.
00:58:19Dad, you here?
00:58:21Fuck.
00:58:30Hey, son. How's it going?
00:58:32Been already?
00:58:34Oh, just a cat nap, buddy.
00:58:40What are you doing?
00:58:42Oh, I'm just looking for the cat.
00:58:45Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
00:58:47Sebastian, I hope you're not suggesting I'm having an affair.
00:58:50I'm not suggesting anything.
00:58:52I'm your father, and I will not be treated like a criminal.
00:58:56Criminal.
00:59:02He could have fooled me.
00:59:04And behind door number three, we have...
00:59:10Hello.
00:59:11Sebastian, I'd like you to meet Lily, my first mate.
00:59:16Lily, I'm Sebastian, Edward's son.
00:59:20Oh, my God, look at your father's eyes.
00:59:23Are you Lily's brother?
00:59:25Let's just cut right to the chase, shall we?
00:59:27He offered to sail you around the world, didn't he?
00:59:30How did you know?
00:59:31Leave, right now, or you're grounded for a week.
00:59:34Did he tell you he was married?
00:59:36I was going to tell you I was waiting for the right time.
00:59:38You lied to me?
00:59:40More an error of omission. You see, she's very sick.
00:59:43I may be single any day now.
00:59:47Go to hell.
00:59:50Sebastian, you think you could help me out here?
00:59:56Okay, okay, I know we talked about this,
00:59:59but you're a man, and you have to understand...
01:00:02No, you have to understand.
01:00:04It's not just your life anymore, Dad, it's mine, too.
01:00:07Don't screw it up for me.
01:00:09Absolutely. You can count on me, son.
01:00:12The keys, please.
01:00:15You know, you made your bed. Now lie in it.
01:00:19Sebastian!
01:00:21Sebastian!
01:00:26Sebastian.
01:00:28Well, this sucks.
01:00:35I can't believe I was so stupid.
01:00:38I really thought your dad liked me.
01:00:41It's not your fault.
01:00:43He's the master of deceit.
01:00:45He should be in the pathological liar's hall of fame.
01:00:47Who's in the hall of fame?
01:00:49Never mind.
01:00:51Can I ask you something?
01:00:53Why are men such jerks?
01:00:55I mean, is it genetic or something?
01:00:57You know, they promise you the world,
01:00:59that you're the one for them,
01:01:01and that their wives don't understand them anymore.
01:01:04They fall for it every time.
01:01:07I'm like a doormat.
01:01:09They're always coming and going,
01:01:11coming and going, and coming and going,
01:01:13and coming and...
01:01:15My life sucks.
01:01:18Lily, you don't need a man to be happy.
01:01:21If you're not happy alone,
01:01:23you're not gonna be happy with someone else.
01:01:25You're a very attractive woman.
01:01:27You can have anyone you want.
01:01:29You just have to wait for the right guy to come along.
01:01:32You think I'm attractive?
01:01:34I think you're beautiful.
01:01:36You're so sincere.
01:01:38You're not like your father at all.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:47I'm glad you were paying attention.
01:01:49Do you want to come back to my place?
01:01:51I'd love to,
01:01:53but I have an oral report due in the morning.
01:01:55I'm great at orals.
01:01:57Yeah.
01:01:58Try me.
01:01:59No, thank you.
01:02:00Um, listen, I'm gonna split.
01:02:02Are you gonna be okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I'll be fine.
01:02:06Psycho.
01:02:08Oh, so...
01:02:15I lived in Fresno my whole life.
01:02:17Less, too.
01:02:18But we wanted more for Sherry,
01:02:20so when Les sold the biz,
01:02:21we decided to move to the Big Apple.
01:02:24And how are you finding Manchester?
01:02:26Oh, it's no problem.
01:02:27Our driver, he takes me right there.
01:02:29She's asking you if you like it, honey.
01:02:31Oh, yeah, it's the best.
01:02:33And Catherine's been, like, so super nice.
01:02:35You know, some girls,
01:02:36they told me to stay away from her,
01:02:37like she had permanent PMS or something.
01:02:39Ew, gross.
01:02:41But she's been, like, totally awesome.
01:02:44I can tell she's going to be very popular.
01:02:46Oh, I won't be as popular as you.
01:02:48Popular is such a bore.
01:02:49The important thing is school spirit,
01:02:51and nobody has as much as my mother.
01:02:53I do a little work
01:02:54for the school fundraising committee.
01:02:56You are so modest.
01:02:57Mother's already raised half the money
01:02:59needed for the new school library.
01:03:01How much money have you raised?
01:03:03Well, she barely has to do anything.
01:03:05The parents practically throw it at her.
01:03:07Catherine.
01:03:08Why do they throw money at you?
01:03:10Because charity is smiled upon
01:03:12by the ladies who watch.
01:03:14Society, Sherry.
01:03:15You know, the social ladder.
01:03:17Oh, yeah, and my mom said now that we're rich,
01:03:19we'd better start climbing that thing.
01:03:21Ow!
01:03:22What?
01:03:23Isn't she precious?
01:03:32Would you excuse me?
01:03:34Certainly.
01:03:38So how much money do you need?
01:03:41Oh, I didn't invite you over here
01:03:43to discuss fundraising, Bunny.
01:03:45But if you'd care to make a donation,
01:03:48we'd certainly consider it.
01:03:50Really?
01:03:51Why, thank you.
01:03:53My pleasure.
01:04:01Oh, hi, Annie.
01:04:02How was your day?
01:04:03I can explain this.
01:04:04There's no need to explain.
01:04:06I know you love my mother very much.
01:04:08Yes, exactly.
01:04:09And Sebastian and I are just getting close.
01:04:12I know you'd never do anything
01:04:14to break up our happy home.
01:04:16Oh, no, never.
01:04:17So let's make sure it stays happy.
01:04:19I want you to take Mother to O2K
01:04:21for dinner tomorrow night.
01:04:22I'll make reservations at 8.
01:04:23At 8.45, an accordion player will pass your table.
01:04:25When he does, request under my thumb
01:04:27by the Rolling Stones.
01:04:28Mick Jagger makes Mother all hot and bothered.
01:04:30Jagger, good.
01:04:31While she's listening,
01:04:32slip this on her finger,
01:04:33then kiss her.
01:04:34Eight seconds, no tongue.
01:04:36Are you getting all this?
01:04:37After dinner, grappa.
01:04:38One glass.
01:04:39Then bring her home,
01:04:40make love to her.
01:04:41Two by Agra.
01:04:42Any questions?
01:04:43Just in case,
01:04:44I've written it all down for you.
01:04:46Now, who's your favorite daughter?
01:04:49You are.
01:04:57What a shame.
01:05:00What a shame.
01:05:16Morning!
01:05:18Great day, isn't it?
01:05:20Find me, rich boy!
01:05:25Ah, New York.
01:05:27What a wonderful town.
01:05:30You look fabulous.
01:05:33You got everything?
01:05:34You're all set?
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Listen, may I take some money
01:05:37just in case, you know,
01:05:38you need a cab,
01:05:39you miss the train?
01:05:40Don't worry, Dad.
01:05:41I'll be fine.
01:05:42Come on, this is my job,
01:05:43to worry, you know?
01:05:44Right.
01:05:47What's wrong?
01:05:48Nothing.
01:05:49I'm just thought about your mom.
01:05:51Come on, have a good time.
01:05:53Bye.
01:05:54Bye.
01:06:00Sebastian thought you'd like it
01:06:01better than the train.
01:06:02Wow.
01:06:04I am so excited.
01:06:05But, you know,
01:06:06I'm kind of nervous.
01:06:07I've never been on a horse before.
01:06:09Don't worry.
01:06:10I won't let anything bad
01:06:11happen to you.
01:06:12If I like it,
01:06:13then I'll have Daddy
01:06:14buy me a horse,
01:06:15then we can spend
01:06:16every weekend together.
01:06:17You'll love it.
01:06:18I promise.
01:06:20Ow!
01:06:25Very good, Sherry.
01:06:27Back on the horse now.
01:06:28I think we're ready
01:06:29for some advanced jumping.
01:06:31I don't know.
01:06:32Keep throwing me off.
01:06:35All right.
01:06:36If you're going to be
01:06:37a scaredy cat,
01:06:38I guess we better
01:06:39go back to the basics.
01:06:42Manuela.
01:06:43Arriba.
01:06:44Andes.
01:06:53Okay.
01:06:54Now, using the stirrups,
01:06:55I want you to push up
01:06:56and down in the saddle.
01:06:59That's called posting.
01:07:00Now we need to add
01:07:01the back and forth motion.
01:07:02When you hit the saddle,
01:07:03push backwards,
01:07:04then forward.
01:07:06Up and down.
01:07:07Back and forth.
01:07:08Faster.
01:07:09Faster.
01:07:10Up and down.
01:07:11Back and forth.
01:07:12Faster.
01:07:13Faster.
01:07:14Up and down.
01:07:15Back and forth.
01:07:16Faster.
01:07:17Faster.
01:07:18Up and down.
01:07:19Back and forth.
01:07:20Faster.
01:07:21Faster.
01:07:22Up and down.
01:07:23Back and forth.
01:07:24Faster.
01:07:25Faster.
01:07:26Up and down.
01:07:27Back and forth.
01:07:28Up and down, back and forth, faster, faster.
01:07:32Good. This time I want you to really grind into the metal.
01:07:35Okay.
01:07:36Up and down, back and forth, faster.
01:07:39Faster, faster, up and down, back and forth, faster, faster.
01:07:44How does that feel?
01:07:45Okay, up and down. I think I'm getting it.
01:07:51This thing is fun.
01:07:52Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.
01:07:57It's really fun.
01:07:58Faster, faster, faster, faster.
01:08:07Are you okay?
01:08:11I never felt better.
01:08:13And now I know I grow like horses.
01:08:27Wait. I don't know if I'm ready for this.
01:08:34It's cool.
01:08:35I'm sorry.
01:08:37It's just that yesterday was my first kiss.
01:08:40Now you're practically touching my breast.
01:08:43At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch.
01:08:46Anyone for lunch?
01:08:48I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
01:08:50Listen, Danielle, we can take this as slow as you want.
01:08:53I like you. I have no need to rush things.
01:08:56That's not my problem.
01:08:58I want to rush things.
01:09:00I'm tired of being the only virgin in the sophomore class at Manchester.
01:09:03Are you telling me that everyone in the sophomore class has done it?
01:09:08It sure feels like it.
01:09:12I don't know.
01:09:14Do you ever feel like you're at war with yourself?
01:09:16Constantly.
01:09:18I mean, there's one side of me that wants you to throw me down right here and rip my clothes off.
01:09:24And then there's this other side of me that thinks I should wait until I'm married.
01:09:29Which side should I choose, Sebastian?
01:09:31You really want me to answer that?
01:09:33Be my friend.
01:09:36Listen, Danielle, I know exactly what you're going through.
01:09:40We all have two sides. I struggle with my dark side every day.
01:09:43That was the old me.
01:09:46Believe it or not, I have you to thank for it.
01:09:49You showed me that it was okay to be a decent person.
01:09:52How dark was your past?
01:09:54Pitch black.
01:09:58Yeah, I'm thinking...
01:10:02I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:10:05But I'm afraid to take the chance to get hurt.
01:10:07I'm afraid of getting hurt, too.
01:10:10Listen, let's make a pact.
01:10:12We'll take it slow and we won't hurt each other.
01:10:17God, we sound like a cancelled television series.
01:10:23Excuse me.
01:10:28You don't have to do this.
01:10:30I want to.
01:10:36Hello?
01:10:38Hi, Daddy. Yeah, I know, I'm running late.
01:10:41Tell Aunt Gloria we can still make the two o'clock mass.
01:10:44Yeah, I'll call you when I get there.
01:10:46I love you, too.
01:10:49You gotta go?
01:10:51Sorry. It's okay.
01:10:53Call me later? Sure.
01:10:55Okay.
01:10:59Toodle! Bye-bye.
01:11:02Oh.
01:11:19Here's something you might like.
01:11:21Dolce. How 98 of you.
01:11:23Do you carry any real fur?
01:11:25No, all of our fur is faux.
01:11:27Of course. The animals. How silly of me.
01:11:32I figured you'd be here. What's up?
01:11:34It's about Sebastian. Oh, give me the dirt.
01:11:37Your stepbrother has quite the checkered past.
01:11:40I mean, the fact he was able to pay off that overnight delivery guy
01:11:43and switch his school file?
01:11:45That's impressive, even by my standards.
01:11:47And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
01:11:49Well done.
01:11:51Cash or check?
01:12:02I'll be there in an hour.
01:12:04Sounds great.
01:12:06New James Van Der Beek film's playing in town.
01:12:08Perfect. You sure your dad won't mind?
01:12:10No, he's out of town for the night.
01:12:12It's just me and Mr. Whiskers.
01:12:14Mr. Whiskers?
01:12:16My pussy, silly.
01:12:18Oh. Okay, well, I'll see you soon.
01:12:20All right. Bye.
01:12:22The school virgin's at home alone with her pussy,
01:12:25and I'm taking her to see Dawson.
01:12:27God, I've become a total fag.
01:12:30I guess I misjudged you.
01:12:32What are you talking about?
01:12:38How'd you get this?
01:12:40I have my ways.
01:12:42Catherine, I'm trying to start over.
01:12:44Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, please.
01:12:47Spare me any sob stories.
01:12:50Oh, dear.
01:12:52I guess something like this could destroy your squeaky clean.
01:12:55Oh, dear.
01:12:57I guess something like this could destroy your squeaky clean reputation at Manchester.
01:13:01And that school psychologist report about your mom.
01:13:04It's too bad.
01:13:06But how will she pay for rehab when I tell my mommy where some of her money's going?
01:13:09You're playing with fire, Catherine.
01:13:11Poor Sebastian's mom is going to be homeless and eating leftovers out of the garbage.
01:13:15You don't know what I'm capable of.
01:13:17Yes, I do.
01:13:19I read your file.
01:13:21It turns me on.
01:13:24Fuck off.
01:13:25Going to see Danielle?
01:13:26Leave her out of it!
01:13:28Ooh.
01:13:30Looks like we've hit a sensitive spot.
01:13:33Do you really think you can change Sebastian?
01:13:37Face it.
01:13:38You and I are two of a kind.
01:13:41We're just not cut out for good deeds.
01:13:45I know the drill.
01:13:47You'll date Danielle.
01:13:49Probably sleep with her after, what, I think eight months?
01:13:54And then you'll get bored and you'll break her heart.
01:13:58Why don't you just bury the pain?
01:14:00And do what? Date you?
01:14:03We could make a good team.
01:14:07What do you plan on doing with my file?
01:14:10Do I send some merger in the air?
01:14:12Perhaps.
01:14:15You do realize you're my step-sister?
01:14:18You know what they say about incest.
01:14:24Is there any line you won't cross?
01:14:27Only one.
01:14:29Never in the butt.
01:14:31It's a good line.
01:14:35But Brady's never had it so good.
01:14:45Uh-huh.
01:14:49Don't do this.
01:14:50I don't know how to get pants on.
01:14:52I gotta go.
01:14:53You fucking pussy!
01:14:55I gotta get out of this house.
01:14:57What is this about Danielle?
01:14:59You don't understand, Catherine. I love her.
01:15:01You have a funny way of showing it.
01:15:03Fuck you. I'm not gonna let you corrupt me.
01:15:05Don't you see you can't change?
01:15:08I can try.
01:15:10You're gonna die trying.
01:15:14Fuck you.
01:15:25Hello?
01:15:26Hello, Danielle.
01:15:37Danielle!
01:15:39Danielle!
01:15:42Danielle!
01:15:44Danielle!
01:15:50It's the bathroom. You're soaking.
01:15:52We have to talk.
01:15:53Come inside before you get yourself pneumonia.
01:16:01Thanks.
01:16:05What's wrong?
01:16:07I don't know, Liz.
01:16:09Well, it's okay. You can talk to me.
01:16:12Go slow.
01:16:14It's just...
01:16:16I feel like I'm losing it.
01:16:18I gotta get out of New York. I gotta get out of school.
01:16:21It's Catherine, isn't it?
01:16:23I don't think I can beat her.
01:16:25Sebastian, do you believe in a higher power?
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:30Do you believe that love conquers all?
01:16:33Yes.
01:16:34Do you believe in our love?
01:16:36Yeah. It's the only thing keeping me together.
01:16:38So you believe in our love?
01:16:40Yes, I believe in our love.
01:16:42Because I sure as hell don't.
01:16:45What?
01:16:49Fucking idiot.
01:16:53Bravo.
01:16:56I told you I could do it.
01:16:58She never doubted you.
01:17:01Um...
01:17:06Don't tell me about that virgin bullshit.
01:17:09No, I saw you. You were with your dad.
01:17:12What he doesn't know can't hurt him.
01:17:14I am the headmaster's daughter.
01:17:16Daddy's little angel must keep up appearances.
01:17:19Oh, fuck.
01:17:21Oh, don't be such a baby.
01:17:23You didn't really think you were gonna win, did you?
01:17:26You're welcome to join us.
01:17:28You know what they say.
01:17:30Two's company, three's a fuckload of fun.
01:17:39Well, if you can't beat him...
01:17:41Who says you can't beat him?
01:17:59Oh, man.
01:18:04Cher and Cher alike.
01:18:20Bastion, now you have something to write about.
01:18:23Danielle.
01:18:28But then your pretty eyes began crying.
01:18:31Then I felt I'd seen something
01:18:33That I'll never even try to describe.
01:18:37Here's Ozzy.
01:18:43Ow.
01:18:50Are you okay?
01:18:52I'm fine.
01:18:54Oh, you really should try to be more careful.
01:18:56Oh, my bike.
01:18:59Could we offer you a ride home?
01:19:01Sorry, my mom said I'm not allowed to take rides from strangers.
01:19:05Oh, it's you.
01:19:07I was just going to Danielle's house.
01:19:10I'll take care of the bike.
01:19:16Oh, my God, thank you so much.
01:19:18I owe you huge.
01:19:20No problem.
01:19:23It's Debbie.
01:19:25Hi.
01:19:27You know, Debbie, has anyone ever told you you could be a model?
01:19:30Really?
01:19:31Yeah. It's too bad you're not sexy.
01:19:33Well, I can be sexy.
01:19:35Really?
01:19:36Uh-huh.
01:19:37All right, show me sexy.
01:19:43Very sexy.
01:19:48Well, that's my special place.
01:19:51Holy shit.
01:19:55Oh, my God.
01:20:14Oh, mercy.
01:20:16Oh, my God.
01:20:47It's the last good time
01:20:52It's the last good time
01:20:57It's the last good time
01:21:02Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:21:06Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:21:10Take a walk with me
01:21:14You'll see things differently
01:21:16And it won't be what you expected
01:21:20There's no time no more
01:21:23Don't you open the door
01:21:26Because things aren't just what is expected
01:21:30It's the last good time
01:21:33And you're going to know
01:21:35It's the last good time
01:21:37Yes, you think that it's so
01:21:40It's the last good time
01:21:42And you're going to know
01:21:44It's the last good time
01:21:47Yes, you think that it's so
01:21:49Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:21:53Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:12Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:15Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:18Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:21Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:36It's the last good time
01:22:39And you're going to know
01:22:41It's the last good time
01:22:43Yes, you think that it's so
01:22:45It's the last good time
01:22:47Yes, you're going to know
01:22:50It's the last good time
01:22:52Yes, you know that it's over
01:22:55Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:59Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:03Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:08Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye