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00:00What's up, Maga People!
00:20Guys, guys, guys, guys!
00:22Whenever we're at a fine dining restaurant,
00:26I order a delicious steak.
00:29Do you know why?
00:31Why?
00:32I like steak because I like steak to one.
00:36Wow!
00:39That's how it should be.
00:41Wow!
00:42Who doesn't like steak to one?
00:46Who doesn't order a steak like that?
00:49Steak to one is delicious.
00:51It's enough for me.
00:53I'm full with love.
00:54It's deserved.
00:56Oh!
00:58Wow!
01:00Wow! You're a real walla-stick, Jackie.
01:03But, but,
01:05we're now at Showtime Studio.
01:08What we're ordering is Good Vibes
01:11and Happy Kolita.
01:12For sure, well done.
01:14Nothing deserved.
01:15Yeah!
01:17And our appetizer for today
01:20is a delicious imported dish.
01:24And please welcome
01:25British singer-songwriter
01:27Elliot James Ray!
01:44They say
01:48You know when you know
01:51Don't let it take you so long
01:55You're hiding in the glow
01:59Everything that you never knew
02:02How could this be anything, anything worse
02:07When all I dream of is your eyes
02:12All I long for is your touch
02:16And darling, something tells me
02:19That's enough
02:22They say that I'm a fool
02:25And I don't know very much
02:29But I think they call this love
02:39One smile, one kiss
02:41To love me much
02:43Is all that it takes
02:46Now baby, you're on my mind
02:50Every night, every day
02:54Your vibration's getting loud
02:57How could this be anything, anything worse
03:02When all I dream of is your eyes
03:07All I long for is your touch
03:11And darling, something tells me
03:14That's enough
03:17They say that I'm a fool
03:20And I don't know very much
03:24But I think they call this love
03:30Oh, I think they call this love
03:37Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
03:44Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
03:49How could this be between you and me
03:55Oh, all I dream of is your eyes
04:01All I long for is your touch
04:05And darling, something tells me
04:08Tells me it's enough
04:12They say that I'm a fool
04:15And I don't know very much
04:19But I think they call
04:22Oh, I think they call
04:26Yes, I think they call
04:32This love
04:39This love
04:48Magla people!
04:49Sama-sama tayong bumangon ng may saya
04:52At maging tulay ng pag-asa
04:55It's showtime!
05:00Magla people!
05:03Let's get this party started!
05:05Let's go!
05:07Let's go!
05:12Magla people!
05:13Kano mulay
05:15Sama-sama sa pagungbay
05:18Kung mulanan o umayaw
05:22Kahit ang dulo ay di maganaw
05:25Ano mang hiram ng buhay
05:29Ang harap ay magubay
05:32Inuloy lang ang sibay
05:35Inuloy lang ang sibay
05:38Magla people!
05:40Kano mulay
05:43Sama-sama sa pagungbay
05:46Kung mulanan o umayaw
05:49Ano mang hiram ng buhay
05:53Ang harap ay magubay
05:56Ang harap ay magubay
05:59Inuloy lang ang sibay
06:02Magla people!
06:03Let's go, Reut Beres!
06:05Kasi anak-anak yaman sa mundo
06:09Pagkasumayan
06:12Nasta'ng kasamang kapamilya
06:15At nopayang kayang-kayang
06:18Ay, kayang-kayang
06:20Na tunay
06:22Hubay sa ting atabay
06:25Malayo manatug sa preto
06:30Kasi anak-anak yaman sa mundo
06:33Pagkasumayan
06:36Nasta'ng kasamang kapamilya
06:39At nopayang kayang-kayang
06:42Ay, kayang-kayang
06:45Nasta'ng kasamang kapamilya
06:48At nopayang kayang-kayang
06:51Ay, kayang-kayang
06:54Nasta'ng kasamang kapamilya
06:57But now it's showtime!
07:00Let's go, Chahani!
07:03Kasi aang nangkahangan
07:06Sa lahat kasama, walang iwanan
07:09Magla people, magli sigaw
07:12At showtime!
07:15And we won't stop, and we won't quit
07:18Yes, we won't stop, and we won't quit
07:21Yes, we won't stop, and we won't quit
07:25Magla people won't stop, magla people say
07:28Party, party, party, party, party, say
07:31It's a happy first day with Elliot James Ray
07:35It's showtime!
07:38What's up, what's up, magla people!
07:41Let's go!
07:48Come on, come on, let's say it
07:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
07:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
07:56Grabe ang taasang energy ng magla people!
08:02Kaya naman, grabe ka na, 2025
08:05Naka 30 days ka na, agad-agad
08:08Patapos na pala ang inero
08:10Pero talong, lumalaban ka ba ba?
08:12Yeah!
08:13Syempre dapat lumalaban
08:15Bawal mag-surrender dahil walang nananalong
08:18Sumusuko!
08:19Yes!
08:21At syempre, mapapalabot pa nga tayo dahil
08:24Ngayong tanghalian ay nakasama natin
08:26Ang bisita natin mula sa United Kingdom
08:28Let's give them a round of applause
08:30Give it up for Elliot James Ray!
08:35Alright, please greet our magla people
08:39What is up, magla people!
08:46Tama pala si Light
08:49Tama si Light!
08:51Elliot James Ray
08:52Welcome to the Philippines, Elliot
08:54And I've heard
08:55Thank you
08:56This is like your 5th time being here
08:585th or 6th, I've lost count
08:595th or 6th?
09:00So what is it about the Philippines
09:02That you keep coming back?
09:04Well, as a child, my granddad moved out here
09:06And he lived here
09:07So I'd come and visit my family over here
09:09Which is nice
09:10And then the last time I came was
09:12I was backpacking
09:13So I got to see more of the country
09:15Than I did when I was a kid
09:16Which was really cool, really fun
09:18What's your Filipino food?
09:20What's your favorite?
09:22I mean, I had a lot of chicken and rice
09:24Chicken and rice?
09:25I was a bit of a fussy eater as a kid
09:28But I did enjoy pancit and things like that
09:30Pancit!
09:31That's my favorite!
09:32That's my favorite too!
09:34Long life
09:35Pancit is so delicious
09:37But Elliot, I have a question for you
09:40What is your question?
09:41Do you know any Tagalog word?
09:43I do
09:44Really?
09:45Really?
09:46I know
09:47Mahal kita
09:52Elliot, I'm going to teach you one more
09:56Mas mahal kita
10:01Harap-harapan, Darren!
10:03That means she loves you more
10:05She's even translating, Darren!
10:07Thank you, Darren!
10:08Of course, Darren!
10:09So much happening
10:10You weren't understanding any of what we were saying
10:12But I hope you liked our energy here
10:14It's a lot of fun
10:15Yeah, that's right!
10:18Elliot, I'd just like to say
10:20Happy birthday to you
10:21Because tomorrow is your birthday, right?
10:23Yeah!
10:24Happy birthday!
10:30Happy birthday to you
10:34Happy birthday to you
10:38Hey!
10:39Happy birthday, happy birthday
10:45Happy birthday to you
10:51Happy birthday, Elliot!
10:53Happy birthday, Elliot!
10:56And there are two people who would like to say something to you
10:59Yes
11:00This is MC and Lassie
11:02Yes, my friend, you deserve it
11:05My friend!
11:06And also, Elliot, keep it up!
11:09Elliot, this is Miss Universe 1962
11:13No, no, 1995
11:15And this is Miss Universe 1702
11:19See, I have a long life
11:22You've been in the game a while then, right?
11:24Okay, congratulations, Elliot!
11:26Let's give Elliot a big hand!
11:28Thank you so much for having me
11:29Happy birthday, Elliot!
11:30Okay, let's give him a big round of applause
11:32Later, we'll have our SoYou hosts
11:36Anthony, Eris, and AC
11:39And Showtime Sexy Bae 2025
11:42To celebrate our show
11:43Our time, it's showtime!
11:54What's up, Modlo people!
11:59If you're sexy and you know it, learn it
12:03Showtime Sexy Bae 2025
12:08Showtime Sexy Bae 2025
12:31Solo, solo, solo
12:38First, welcome, Varsity!
12:40I was talking to our guest
12:45Oh, James?
12:47It's Elliot
12:48What did he say?
12:50What did James say to you?
12:51He's English, that's why he ran away
12:55No, I was talking to him
12:56What's up, Modlo people!
13:02Please adjust the mic
13:03That's how they consume electricity here
13:04when they get married
13:06If it's too low, you can lower it
13:08There you go
13:11If you feel the frequency in the gym, it'll be louder
13:14Perfect!
13:15What's up!
13:19Oh, there are people wearing uniforms up there
13:21What's up up there?
13:23Is that a rotary?
13:25It looks like a factory to do a field trip
13:27It's not a field trip
13:29The fathers do field trips
13:30The kids at home cook
13:32Is it okay?
13:33It's upside down
13:34The two gays just saw the men running
13:37That's why their bodies look like that
13:44I'm sure their TFs will run out today
13:48They'll have to eat at the pantry
13:50Lazzy has a strong influence
13:52What's there today?
13:55If you don't know why you're here, that's all
13:58We are...
13:59Huh?
14:00What is it, sir?
14:02We are the representatives of NFSTI
14:05Oh, you know Sexy Babes?
14:09What is NFSTI, sir?
14:11National Forensic Training Institute
14:13Are you policemen?
14:14Yes, sir
14:15Thank you very much
14:16Have a nice day
14:18We're happy to have you here
14:20The doors of Showtime and ABS-CBN are always open
14:23Anytime
14:24You can come in here
14:27If you want to enjoy, come in
14:29If you want to investigate somewhere else, come in
14:34You seem to be saying something
14:36I saw Lazzy
14:38He said, he's been dead for a long time
14:41He's rotting in the studio
14:43Who's Lazzy?
14:45Who?
14:46The one next to you in blue
14:52Sir, don't look for him
14:53You're the one I'm talking about
14:55There he is
15:00Wow!
15:01Sir, he's so hot
15:03His jaw is sticking out
15:05His cheek is sticking out
15:07Police, police
15:08His father is laughing at him
15:10Who's his father?
15:11He's wearing a hat
15:12Move, move
15:13Why is your father laughing?
15:15You might be the reason why our forensic team is here
15:20He's watching
15:22He's watching
15:23He's enjoying
15:25Why are you here?
15:26Do you smell something?
15:29Do you smell something?
15:30They just want to experience
15:31We want to be representative of the National Forensic Training Institute
15:35We are the Credex students
15:37Oh, so you're just students?
15:39I mean, we're in training school
15:42Training
15:43We're students
15:45We're students of the Crime Investigation Course
15:48You're students?
15:49Yes
15:50Even the one next to you is a student?
15:51Oh, he's crazy
15:54It's like there are a lot of assignments in the institute
15:57It's like there are a lot of assignments in the institute
15:59It's like there are a lot of yellow tapes in the investigation
16:03He's just 33
16:04You're just 33?
16:05It's like you're at home
16:06Your neighbor is a Belgian
16:08He's just 33
16:10He's still young
16:12It's so hard for you to go through
16:14Yes, that's true
16:16And you're just a freshman?
16:17Yes, just a freshman
16:18If you're a freshman, don't say freshman
16:22Why?
16:23You're not a freshman
16:25He's just kidding
16:27He's just kidding
16:31He's just kidding
16:32Can you go there?
16:34Nice to meet you, sir
16:40He's a freshman
16:41Fresh cadaver
16:47Why did you take my course?
16:49Why?
16:50Actually
16:51Don't act
16:52Don't act
16:54Don't act
17:01Christmas is too long for you
17:03You have a big mouth
17:07This is your lipstick, Joker
17:09This is your lipstick, red
17:12What is that, sir?
17:13You have a lot of teeth
17:14Is this a tooth paste?
17:15It's not a tooth paste
17:17Why did you take my course?
17:19Comedy bar?
17:21Wow, these are your friends
17:23They laughed while you were laughing
17:26They laughed while I was laughing
17:28Yes, it's bad manners
17:29It's bad manners
17:30But the truth is, you're the most handsome of all
17:32That's true
17:34This is included in my jokes
17:40I want you to enjoy
17:42You have a lot of weight in your heart
17:44That's why I want you to enjoy
17:46What's your name, sir?
17:48I'm a police staff sergeant, Marlo Daho
17:50You're a police staff sergeant?
17:52Apologize to him
17:54Apologize to him
17:56I'm not joking
17:58I'm serious
18:00You're a police staff sergeant
18:02I was so close to you
18:04When I saw you, I thought
18:06How could you say that earlier?
18:08I was just kidding
18:10I thought you're Aping Daldal
18:12That's not true
18:14Aping Daldal's teeth
18:16Do you know Aping Daldal?
18:18Do you know that?
18:20Before you went to UTI
18:22Sir, enjoy
18:24Yes, sir
18:26This is the perfect time
18:28To unwind, to relax
18:30To be entertained
18:32Forget about your troubles
18:34Wow
18:36He's a cohort of criminology
18:38I know that he's smart
18:40How?
18:42What did you say about his teeth?
18:44What did you say?
18:46Perfect
18:48Why?
18:50What's your position?
18:52What's your position, sir?
18:54You're a police staff sergeant
18:56Sergeant?
18:58Staff sergeant
19:00I'm also shy, you're a police fan
19:06Enjoy
19:08I love you, sir
19:16He's so energetic
19:18I'm laughing
19:20I have a meeting later
19:22Thank you, sir
19:24I have a meeting later
19:26I'm just laughing
19:28Someone called me
19:30The general said there's a police
19:32And you're crying
19:34Your moment is over
19:36Enjoy
19:38And now
19:40We'll start our show
19:42Two sexy babes
19:44And a sexy personality
19:46Will be on the ramp
19:48To be sexy
19:50Watch out for our sexy fest
19:52Yes, they're old
19:56You're wearing animal print
19:58Yes
20:00I'm supposed to wear animal print
20:02Why?
20:04You're not supposed to wear animal print
20:08It's registered
20:10I'm wearing animal print
20:12You're wearing animal print
20:14Yes
20:16You're like a horse
20:18You're like a horse
20:20You're wearing animal print
20:22He's ignorant
20:26I'm so excited
20:28I'm so excited
20:30I'm wearing a skirt
20:32I'm wearing a tux
20:34You're wearing animal print
20:36I'm not wearing animal print
20:38But I'm wearing hands and feet
20:40Where's the difference?
20:42These are the three
20:44These are the two
20:46It's popular
20:48It's beautiful
20:50It's Margiela
20:52It's Margiela
20:54You're too much
20:56But it's beautiful
21:10You
21:12You
21:14You
21:16You
21:18You
21:20You
21:22You
21:24You
21:26You
21:28You
21:30You
21:32You
21:34You
21:36You