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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:31A dead end? You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I was so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no. Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
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00:03:19What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:33Oh my god!
00:03:34What have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:38I'm so sorry.
00:03:39I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see.
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:51But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:59With what, your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:18Raymond?
00:04:20Interesting.
00:04:21I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:25A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:29You Calvins need my family.
00:04:31Alicia, it's not the other way around.
00:04:33It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:36Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:38I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:43I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:45There won't be a next.
00:04:49I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:55I... I don't think so.
00:04:58Right, of course.
00:05:01Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:04Carry on.
00:05:06Miranda?
00:05:08Miranda.
00:05:11Wow, Miranda.
00:05:13And here I thought you ran off in a lope with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:18Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:22Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:24Did you find another target?
00:05:26Who's the poor old soul this time for little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:29Miranda, what are you...
00:05:31Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:34Chardonnay?
00:05:36Sure.
00:05:38Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:43We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:46Congratulations, that's none of my business. Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:51If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:56Do you understand?
00:05:57Let go of me.
00:06:02You're fired.
00:06:03What? Why?
00:06:04Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:06That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:08But didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident.
00:06:11Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:15This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company. Do you understand?
00:06:19Please, sir, give me another chance. I can't lose this job.
00:06:23You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:28If you are serious about this position, meet me at my place tonight.
00:06:34I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:40In your dreams, perv.
00:06:50I'm sorry, excuse me. Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:00Sir, your mother just called. She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:04Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:06I know, but she's already-
00:07:07Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:12I'm trying to get some peace and quiet and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:16You understand?
00:07:17Yes, sir. I'll try.
00:07:25What am I going to do? Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:34King's mansion stay is looking for a household maid, six hours a day, 10K per month.
00:07:51You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree, how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:59Really?
00:08:00Only on a trial basis, though. You can start today.
00:08:05Great. I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:09Yes. Right away, sir. I will not let you down.
00:08:19How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate project coming along?
00:08:23We made good progress on the initial designs. Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:28When's the submission?
00:08:29It's today, sir. Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:32Blanca's not coming? I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:43Yeah, send her in.
00:08:47Newbie?
00:08:52You?
00:08:58Sir, do you know her?
00:09:00Yes. No.
00:09:06We just met yesterday. That's it.
00:09:09You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm?
00:09:13Yeah. Yes.
00:09:20So, first you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:29Do you want to tell me what's going on here? And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:34This is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:38Are you a spy?
00:09:40No. I just work two jobs.
00:09:55Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:01What? No. My boss will fire me.
00:10:05That's not my problem.
00:10:07Wait. No.
00:10:10Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:12No. No. This is my first day. Please. I need the money.
00:10:16You're beautiful, and you seem smart. So, tell me.
00:10:25Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:31Let's go. Call someone to take her out to...
00:10:34Yes, sir.
00:10:43What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:56Good grief. Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:01Blanca, you are fired.
00:11:04Get out of my face.
00:11:24Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:26We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:29Yes, of course.
00:11:31Mrs. King, thank you so much. I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:35Oh, you won't be working for me. You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:40Raymond? Like the Raymond King from the K Group?
00:11:45This is his home.
00:11:56Can you watch me now, little bear?
00:12:15Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:18Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:35Damn it.
00:12:51Why is my floor wet?
00:13:01Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:04Yes, sir.
00:13:08And about the new maid...
00:13:09Take care of her yourself.
00:13:15I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:18But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:25But I was just on my...
00:13:26There's nothing I can do.
00:13:29Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:33We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:37What are you doing in my house?
00:13:44I'm working, or I was.
00:13:48So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:53Well, let's see. Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:14:04And now you're firing me from this job, too. I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:10It's okay.
00:14:12I understand. I'll leave now.
00:14:17Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:23Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:28About the banquet and the office...
00:14:32Genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:35How about this?
00:14:36You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:42I'll even double your pay.
00:14:45Really?
00:14:47Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.
00:14:50Okay.
00:15:02She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:06Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:08Now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:14Who is she, and who sent her?
00:15:17Look, I want details, specifically who she associates with.
00:15:23Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:26Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:30Sir?
00:15:32She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:35I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:38So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:42Yes, sir.
00:15:43And, uh, one last thing.
00:15:45Mr. Patrick and Miss Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:49Patrick and Blair.
00:15:53I'll be there.
00:15:55Yes, sir.
00:16:12Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:14What are you, a maid?
00:16:18Hey, where are you going?
00:16:20Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:22Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:31That's more like it.
00:16:33Excuse me.
00:16:45Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:48Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:17:00Aren't you gonna, aren't you gonna cut my fruit?
00:17:03Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:06What are you talking about?
00:17:18Miranda!
00:17:19What were you thinking?
00:17:21Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:27So?
00:17:28I, I am so sorry.
00:17:30Why?
00:17:31Didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:17:34Because I've been busy.
00:17:35I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:37Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:39No, no, not at all.
00:17:43You know, I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:55I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:58I quit.
00:18:02We'll be back.
00:18:03Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:10Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:12Let me help you.
00:18:13Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:21Okay, you can do this.
00:18:22You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:24You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:27I can handle it myself.
00:18:29Where's Patrick?
00:18:31I don't know.
00:18:32He's not here yet.
00:18:33Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:40Three, two, one.
00:18:46Welcome back.
00:18:48Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:50Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:53Do you have a preference?
00:18:56Anyone will do.
00:19:03I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier, and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:11Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:15Miranda?
00:19:20Miranda.
00:19:21Hey, cousin.
00:19:25Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:31Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:34She's just a maid.
00:19:38Hello?
00:19:39Yes.
00:19:41What?
00:19:42Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:43Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:45There.
00:19:55Here you go.
00:19:58You're being rude.
00:20:01Oh, you can always quit, you know.
00:20:04No one's stopping you.
00:20:06My apologies.
00:20:08Your wallet, sir.
00:20:09Much better.
00:20:13Oh, and another thing.
00:20:15Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:17You work for me.
00:20:30I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:34How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:37Drop the act.
00:20:38Is that what you're up to, trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:42I-
00:20:43Patrick's with me now.
00:20:44So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:46You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:49Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:54I'm warning you.
00:20:55Stay away from the King family.
00:20:57If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:00You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:14Miranda.
00:21:17If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:20You don't have to work here.
00:21:22Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:26Stop it.
00:21:27You're going to get me fired.
00:21:28You're a guest here.
00:21:30You left without saying a word.
00:21:33Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy, but was that a lie?
00:21:37What really happened?
00:21:39I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:40It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:42You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:44There's no hope for us.
00:21:46That's not true.
00:21:48I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:51Just stop it.
00:21:52Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:57What is going on here?
00:22:02You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:07You are fired.
00:22:09Get the hell out of here.
00:22:17Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:20Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:46Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:47Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:49A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:51Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:53What do you say?
00:22:54I...
00:22:55Like, really rich guys.
00:22:57The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:01How long is the shift?
00:23:02Just a night.
00:23:03A few hours tops.
00:23:05They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:09Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:11It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:16$1,500?
00:23:19Okay, I'm in.
00:23:21God, I'm short, and I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:24Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:26Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:28Cyn said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:31Yeah, you know what, forget the drinks.
00:23:33I understand you love ballet, yeah?
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:36We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:39$3,000?
00:23:41What do I have to do?
00:23:42Dance.
00:23:43What?
00:23:49Hello and welcome.
00:23:50We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:54It's just one night.
00:23:55It's just for the money.
00:24:06They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:14$3,000.
00:24:20That one, hey?
00:24:27She must be new.
00:24:28I haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:30She's still good, though.
00:24:37Give me a VIP room.
00:24:38Yes, sir, right away.
00:24:39Anything else?
00:24:41I want that dancer.
00:24:44Ooh, good choice, sir.
00:24:56Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:59This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:02$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:25:05Don't worry about it.
00:25:06I know these guys.
00:25:07They're very rich.
00:25:08Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:12It's Miranda.
00:25:13It's not a big deal.
00:25:14Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:19And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:31Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:36I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:43What a shame.
00:25:44Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:47You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:49Uh-uh.
00:25:50You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:52That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:55If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you eight grand.
00:26:02Eight grand, not five?
00:26:04Mm-hmm.
00:26:05To what?
00:26:06Like, poor drinks?
00:26:08Is that what your manager said?
00:26:10Okay, then.
00:26:11Yeah, go in there.
00:26:13Pour him a drink.
00:26:23Let go.
00:26:24Let me see the scar.
00:26:25No, sir.
00:26:26You really don't want to see it.
00:26:29So, you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:33Tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:35What handler?
00:26:37I work here.
00:26:38Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:41What?
00:26:44What?
00:26:45I told you to ignore them.
00:26:46You work for me.
00:26:47You remember?
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:51Okay, just let me go.
00:26:53You can keep your eight grand.
00:26:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:56I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:58They're going to make me pay for these damages.
00:26:59God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:01Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:03Why can't you just...
00:27:04Ow!
00:27:05No, stop touching the glass.
00:27:06Here.
00:27:07Ow.
00:27:08Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:10Just...
00:27:11Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:14What, you want to rehire me?
00:27:16So you can sleep with me?
00:27:18No.
00:27:19Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:23Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:25No, no, no, I meant just come work for me.
00:27:27And me alone.
00:27:29No, absolutely not.
00:27:31If I go back and work for you, I'm going to be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:34Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:35Everybody has a price.
00:27:37How much did it cost?
00:27:38Hmm?
00:27:39How much did it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:45Don't mind me.
00:27:46Carry on.
00:27:47Get out!
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:51How much did it cost, Miranda? Just tell me.
00:27:53Okay, fine.
00:27:55$10,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:58Deal.
00:28:03Starting today,
00:28:05you belong to me.
00:28:10What is wrong with you?
00:28:13Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:15Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:17No, no.
00:28:19She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:22She'll be back.
00:28:25What?
00:28:26You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:28Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:30How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:31Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:33I'm just here to return this.
00:28:37We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:39No, please.
00:28:40This is not worth his time.
00:28:43Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:46What a plot twist.
00:28:48Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:51but you also shooed him and ran off.
00:28:54I like that.
00:28:55What are you doing here?
00:28:58You know,
00:28:59I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:01Great, well I'm not interested in him.
00:29:04So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:08All right.
00:29:09Well, how about you stop by HR at the K-Group
00:29:12on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:14You're going to need to set up a payment plan
00:29:17to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:19Why would you let her quit?
00:29:21Raymond's housemaid.
00:29:22I don't care.
00:29:23I don't care.
00:29:24I don't care.
00:29:25I don't care.
00:29:26I don't care.
00:29:27I don't care.
00:29:28I don't care.
00:29:29I don't care.
00:29:30I don't care.
00:29:31I don't care.
00:29:32You don't have to quit.
00:29:33Raymond, dude,
00:29:34don't you like having a girl like that around as a housemaid?
00:29:37I mean,
00:29:38it was a kind of a weird kink you had with your um...
00:29:46I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:48Yes.
00:29:49What I was trying to say,
00:29:50she should be living in a luxury house,
00:29:52driving luxury cars, you know,
00:29:54weighted on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:56Instead you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:00Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:01You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:06Alright, alright. I'll stop trying to poach your house, mate.
00:30:09I'm just here to work. I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:13You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:18You know what? I'm gonna go.
00:30:27Fine.
00:30:31See you later.
00:30:38Thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:41Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:44Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:47Oh, so you're experienced. No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:52That's not important. We had a deal last night, remember?
00:30:58I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:59You remember taking my black card.
00:31:03Get changed.
00:31:06I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:10Oh, okay, so you're fantasizing about me now.
00:31:22What's this for?
00:31:23Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged, and...
00:31:30I need a date.
00:31:32And you want me?
00:31:34Yes.
00:31:36Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:38I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:31:43You work for me.
00:31:45Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:49Because I'm your maid? I mean, what would people think?
00:31:51I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
00:31:53Okay, but I have to...
00:31:55Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:09Fine. Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:46This is your engagement party, Blair. Don't be impulsive.
00:32:49But Raymond is head of the King family. If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:32:55Okay, even so, you can't go against him. Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:00Patrick is second in line to inherit K Group, and now that I'm his fiancée, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:06Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:08Calm down? If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:14I... we... worked so hard to get to where we're at today. If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:25Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:31Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:33Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:36Everything's fine, everyone. Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:42Fine? Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate board?
00:33:49Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch. I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:33:57You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:59Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:01Hey, Blair. Have you lost your mind? Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:10Come on, let's go.
00:34:13I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:16And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:19I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:24Maybe that's what Patrick said. Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:30Cheers to my engagement. So happy you could make it.
00:34:36Thank you for having me.
00:34:37Yeah, of course. I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know, anyways.
00:34:45Whose little brat are you?
00:34:49Whose little brat are you?
00:34:51Let me go! Let me go!
00:34:53What, you've never seen a cake before? That's expensive. Don't you understand? More expensive than your life.
00:34:59Let go of me, lady!
00:35:01Where are your parents?
00:35:03Where are your parents?
00:35:05He's just lost. I'll go find his parents.
00:35:09Do you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:12I don't really want to think about work right now, personally. I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:16Ow, you're hurting me!
00:35:18Enough, you little brat.
00:35:20Hey, Blair. What are you doing?
00:35:22This is not my problem.
00:35:24Oh, excuse me, where do you...
00:35:28Hey.
00:35:30Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:33Dad!
00:35:35Whoa, I think you might be mistaken, because I am not your dad.
00:35:42But you are my dad! But you are my dad!
00:35:47Oh, nothing to see here. Just a lost kid. Mr. King and I will help find his parents. Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, just stop crying.
00:35:58Hey, young man.
00:36:01Oh, crap!
00:36:03I don't think this guy here is your father. Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:09No, you're wrong!
00:36:13Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you. Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:19Okay, buddy. Let's go, alright? One, two, three!
00:36:24God, what was Cynthia thinking? I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:29Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me. There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:34Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy!
00:36:53Who are you?
00:36:57I'm Amy.
00:36:59Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:03You scared your mother.
00:37:05Mommy!
00:37:06Mommy!
00:37:07Oh, Kirk.
00:37:08Ma'am, hello.
00:37:09Hi.
00:37:10Hello.
00:37:11Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:19Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:22You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:24It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:26Don't tell me how to raise my kids.
00:37:33Something wrong, sir?
00:37:36Nothing.
00:37:37No, I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:50Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:52I'm sorry, mommy.
00:37:54I saw that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:58Well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:03You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:06Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:09Nope.
00:38:10Nope, not at all.
00:38:11Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:14Auntie Cyn!
00:38:15Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:22I love you, baby.
00:38:24I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:28Sir, they found something.
00:38:30They found the ring.
00:38:34Where'd you find this?
00:38:35It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:38A pawn shop?
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:48What do you want?
00:38:49I need to talk to you.
00:38:51Right now?
00:38:54No.
00:39:07Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:10As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:17at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:21What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:24You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:26Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:28You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:32I just...
00:39:34I need to know.
00:39:35If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:38I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:40We're done.
00:39:41Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:43Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:45If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:50And stop calling me.
00:39:52And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:54Just stop it.
00:40:01Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:03Ceremony is about Patrick.
00:40:05That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:08Tell him to get the fuck out of LA.
00:40:10Now.
00:40:15So, God bless.
00:40:17May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:20I speak on all our behalf when I say
00:40:22we can't wait for this wedding!
00:40:24Yay!
00:40:37Where have you been?
00:40:38I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:40Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:44I guess we just miss each other.
00:40:47Now, let's get this party started!
00:40:50Yeah!
00:41:03What? Texas?
00:41:05Hey, you should really focus on yourself.
00:41:09I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:12Deal with what?
00:41:17Deal with what?
00:41:20You and Patrick.
00:41:29I don't understand.
00:41:31Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:33Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:35What? Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:37Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:39Alone?
00:41:41Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:42Were you spying on me?
00:41:43Stop evading the question!
00:41:45Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:48Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:50I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:53You're at my banquets.
00:41:54You're in my offices.
00:41:56You're in my house.
00:41:57You're at my clubs.
00:41:58I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:41:59You're everywhere!
00:42:03You're everywhere!
00:42:04Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences.
00:42:06But why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:08So that you can seduce me.
00:42:10To gain access to information that'll help Patrick
00:42:13sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:15Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through,
00:42:19I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:21I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:22I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:23And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:26You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:36Because it's been work.
00:42:45Okay.
00:43:15Hello?
00:43:20Hello?
00:43:22Yeah, alright, I'll be on in a minute.
00:43:46To the office, sir?
00:43:47No.
00:43:49I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:52If you don't mind me asking, sir,
00:43:54what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:43:58It's mine.
00:44:00I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:02Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:06She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:08We can head there now.
00:44:16Welcome!
00:44:18May I help you?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:20Are you Cindy?
00:44:21Yes.
00:44:23Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:27Yes.
00:44:31Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:33Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:36What? What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:38Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:40I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:42The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:44It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:46Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:48I don't remember. It was years ago.
00:44:50Oh, I do remember.
00:44:53It was a woman, around 40s or 50s.
00:44:56No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:01I'm sorry, that wasn't her.
00:45:02We need to keep looking.
00:45:04Let's head back to the office.
00:45:05Yes, sir.
00:45:06And while you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:08I want to know everything about her.
00:45:10Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:12We've already tried, sir.
00:45:13Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:16Of course, sir.
00:45:25Hello?
00:45:28I am so sorry.
00:45:30No, I'm on my way. I will be there soon.
00:45:32Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:34Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:38Cyn? Cyn!
00:45:41Cyn, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:43Where did you send him?
00:45:51I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:54Hey, excuse me, what's going on here?
00:45:56Dad!
00:45:57Oh, my gosh.
00:45:58What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:00Does your father work here?
00:46:04You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:09Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:11Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:13Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:20Hey, buddy, you like model cars?
00:46:24Yeah, I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:28Why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:30But we've got to find his father first.
00:46:31But you are my dad.
00:46:33Do I look like your dad?
00:46:34Yes.
00:46:37You two do look alike.
00:46:39Say what?
00:46:42You two look alike.
00:46:52Well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:47:00and I will be right back, okay?
00:47:21Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:23No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:24Oh, excuse me, Mr. King, I thought he might be yours because he looks just like you.
00:47:33Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:38Stark!
00:47:44Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:46No.
00:47:48Yeah, um, I guess.
00:47:52I guess.
00:47:59Hey, buddy, you could be a businessman when you get older. You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:04Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:07Has his father not answered the mail yet?
00:48:21All right, here we are, ready?
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:25Look at that, look at that.
00:48:28Wow, you really are a king, Dad. This is like a castle.
00:48:32That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:36Sir, who is this?
00:48:39Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, until at least you can pick him up.
00:48:52Where'd you go? Where are you?
00:49:07Hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:11She ran off this morning, said something about a family emergency.
00:49:15Call her.
00:49:16Yes, sir.
00:49:17Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:21I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here. Apparently they're understaffed today. What else is new?
00:49:26But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and get him a new toy while you're at it.
00:49:33Yes, sir.
00:49:48Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:50:10I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:14Also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:17Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:19Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:22She's right there, sir.
00:50:31So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:36You can't tell me why you were in my bushes, spying on me through my window.
00:50:41You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:50:45And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:52Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:50:56He's your responsibility now. LAPD will be here shortly. Hopefully.
00:51:01Sounds good. Absolutely. Will do. Can do.
00:51:10Okay, we're going to play a game, okay? Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:14Are we playing pretend?
00:51:16How, how did you know that?
00:51:18Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:22Oh, right. Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:25I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:29But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:33Okay.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:38Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:43Take him to the guest room.
00:51:45And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should be here by now.
00:51:50No!
00:51:57What's gotten into you?
00:51:59No. I will take care of it for you.
00:52:02You are very clearly busy with...
00:52:06stuff.
00:52:08So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just, you just relax.
00:52:26Hi, LAPD.
00:52:27Hi, LAPD.
00:52:29I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K-Group this morning.
00:52:33I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:38Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
00:52:49Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:51I'm sorry.
00:52:53No, no, no. It's alright.
00:52:55No, no, no. Stop, stop. I got it.
00:52:58I can get you a new outfit.
00:52:59That would be helpful.
00:53:01Hey. Hey, buddy. Buddy. It's alright.
00:53:04I'm not mad.
00:53:06It's just an accident. It happens, okay?
00:53:10Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get cleaned up.
00:53:14Okay. Yeah.
00:53:20Oh, thank you. You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:24Oh, my gosh!
00:53:31I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:34Oh, okay. Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:53:55Hello?
00:53:56Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas? Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:02Yeah, look, Mom. This was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:05He's been trying to claw his way into the K-Group for years, and he can have the Houston office,
00:54:09but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:12Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. Let's talk. In person.
00:54:16Okay. I'll let you know when I'm free. I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:21Too late. I'm already here.
00:54:31Hey, buddy. All right. We're going to go up.
00:54:34One, two, three. Nice. Just like the airplane. Let's go.
00:54:38Go inside. Go, go, go.
00:54:40Okay, no, no. Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:43Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny? Nice.
00:54:48Hey, what's going on?
00:54:50Shh.
00:54:52Coming.
00:55:04I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:07I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:11Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:15I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:18Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:22Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:27And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:30The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:35Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:40What's that?
00:55:42Uh, no, it's nothing. I must, uh, pause the video I was watching.
00:55:49Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:55:52Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:00I don't have time for this. I'll call my driver.
00:56:04No.
00:56:06I don't have time for this. I'll call my driver.
00:56:10No need. I drove myself.
00:56:17Will you at least consider Alicia? She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:22Okay, Mom, yeah.
00:56:27Forgot my purse.
00:56:29Oh, sure.
00:56:36Whose toy is this?
00:56:40Whose toy is this?
00:56:44Oh, it's mine. I, you know, got it at the store.
00:56:50You used to love toy cars.
00:56:53We had to put the Greenfield project on pause.
00:56:56Why's that?
00:56:57The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:01And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:07Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:10What?
00:57:12Kirk?
00:57:14Yeah, Kirk.
00:57:16What's that?
00:57:17Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:20What?
00:57:22Kirk? You mean that kid?
00:57:24There's just something about him.
00:57:26The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:32A de-aging...
00:57:33No, look, you get the point.
00:57:35Just do it in secret.
00:57:37Don't let anybody find out. Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:40Do it fast.
00:57:42I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:44Yes, sir.
00:57:47Okay.
00:58:04Hey, Kirk.
00:58:06Remember me?
00:58:10Remember me?
00:58:12Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:15Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:19I want to play with Dad.
00:58:21Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:26Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:32Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:40Where are you?
00:58:42Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:54Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:57Found you.
00:59:00Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:03One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:59:09Six, seven, eight.
00:59:14What's this?
00:59:15It's the DNA test results, sir.
00:59:24So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:28Yes, sir.
00:59:31Sir?
00:59:33This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:40The End
00:59:47Mommy, take me out to play.
00:59:50Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:53And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
00:59:59Hey.
01:00:05The weather's just so weird today.
01:00:07Yeah, we've got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:09We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:12I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:14Maybe we'll get super couched.
01:00:16Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:19So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you.
01:00:23Um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:28No.
01:00:29No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:00:34And so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:38Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:41Oh, my!
01:00:49Mom! Mom! Mom!
01:00:51What did you just call me?
01:00:53Mom, are you okay?
01:01:05So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:10Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:14No, this is not a dream.
01:01:21It's not rocket science.
01:01:22You unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and go.
01:01:28Go. Open.
01:01:30There you go.
01:01:32Here you go.
01:01:39Daddy, I'm tired.
01:01:48Come on.
01:01:52Mom, are you okay? You're acting weird.
01:01:55How long did you have to play the nanny game for?
01:01:59It was not that fun.
01:02:00It never even was.
01:02:01Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:03But what did you just call me?
01:02:05Mom, you said when it was just the two of us, I could call you Mom.
01:02:09And now the game is over.
01:02:13Why did you call me Raymond, father?
01:02:17Because I look just like him.
01:02:19And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:23Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:25You gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:29But there is proof.
01:02:31What?
01:02:32The ring. If you draw it and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it. It must be his.
01:02:38Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:40He said it had a big green stone.
01:02:44Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:00The End
01:03:08Miranda, what is it?
01:03:11I am Raymond.
01:03:13What? Sorry, I don't have time for this. Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:17I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago. We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:23What? How did you know that?
01:03:24Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:26This isn't funny. What is this, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:29What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha? Please.
01:03:32Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:36The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:44Boss?
01:03:45Yeah.
01:03:46What happened?
01:03:48It's a long story. Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:03:52I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:57No, not Miranda's.
01:03:58Yes, sir.
01:04:09For the better of K-Group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:12Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:15Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something? This is a private conversation.
01:04:23Okay.
01:04:30Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:37No, thanks, Mrs. King. I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:42Where can I find, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:04:48Miranda!
01:04:54What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:00Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:12So he is my son.
01:05:15Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:23You have six meetings today.
01:05:25Okay, and?
01:05:30Oh, crap.
01:05:45Miranda!
01:05:48Okay, don't worry, sir. I mean, Miranda. We have a plan.
01:05:52Come on.
01:06:12Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:22Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting,
01:06:26and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond King.
01:06:53So, any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:57No, not a clue.
01:07:05Mr. King's office.
01:07:08Mm-hmm. Okay.
01:07:11Steve needs me. Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:17This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:19God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:30Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:34What are you doing?
01:07:35Oh, it's you, that clumsy waitress.
01:07:38What are you doing here?
01:07:40Oh, I get it. You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:44I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:46Fuck off.
01:07:48No.
01:07:49Hey!
01:07:50What?
01:07:51Get back here!
01:07:56So what? Experimenting with my love life?
01:07:59What? No!
01:08:01Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:08A favor?
01:08:10You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:13Another woman? I don't understand.
01:08:20What's happening?
01:08:26What's happening?
01:08:27It's just a solar eclipse. Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:31I'm sorry. Like, it is so funny.
01:08:36I'm sorry. Like, it is so funny. You looking at me like that with my face. Is that actually how I look like when I'm mad?
01:08:45Well, it's your face.
01:08:46No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:48How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:50I don't know. Maybe it's the, uh, oh, it's the hair. I never do my hair like that. I like it, though. It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:57This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:59No, no, it's not at all. I think I have a different...
01:09:01You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:03I always have my hair like that.
01:09:04No, you don't.
01:09:05What did you do to my hair?
01:09:06No, your part is weird.
01:09:07I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:08My lips?
01:09:09Yeah, look at that. Look at that.
01:09:10Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right here?
01:09:11Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:09:12Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:13Everything.
01:09:26Hey. Don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:30It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:33Yeah.
01:09:40So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:42What was that? Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:45Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:47I've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes, and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:52You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:09:56What are you talking about?
01:09:58Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:04Why?
01:10:10So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:14I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:17Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory is all fuzzy.
01:10:22Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:25But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything, and so I ran out of options.
01:10:30Okay, well, what about the ring then?
01:10:33I sold it.
01:10:35You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:42What about you?
01:10:44Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:46Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:50I was looking for you for years.
01:10:52I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come up with anything.
01:10:58Here you are.
01:11:00I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:06It's okay. I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:10Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:13Mom! Dad!
01:11:18Mom! Dad!
01:11:21You can start by being a dad.
01:11:25You know what, kid? I think you might be right.
01:11:30About what?
01:11:32We do look alike.
01:11:34I knew it.
01:11:37Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:39Pizza!
01:11:44Okay, it's pizza then. Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:51Let's go.
01:11:54Let's go.